Word of the Week:

Kylesabinology

What should I do over spring break?

(1. Drugs?

2. Maybe become a better child in the eyes of your parents so that they can finally love and appreciate you?

3. Read a book!

4. I’d also throw in a few existential crises in there, just to switch things up.

5. Idk, go for a walk into oblivion.

6. Hmmm more drugs?

7. Have a self-care day!

8. Probably jerk off.

9. Discover the meaning of life in this endless void of existence.

10. Bake!

11. Find out that your mother is cheating on your father with the guy next door but also realize that you were always secretly hoping your parents would get divorced because you have been living in the hell that is being the messenger.

12. Do homework! Don’t fall behind teehee :)

13. Rot in bed all day-it's not like you have any friends to make plans with anyway.

14. Worry about your future but do not do anything to plan for it or stop your stressing about it.

15. Meditate! Studies show that even short mindfullness sessions reduce your stress levels and can help with your overall health.

16. Go to Florida and pick up some new diseases.

17. Go to the forest where Cocaine Bear lived and find the rest of the cocaine. Maybe even hang out with the cocaine cubs.)

YAS OR SLAY- CREEPY MGSA BATHROOM

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Harry Styles Didn't Deserve Artist of the Year At The KCAs

Dolly Parton's “I Will Always Love You”

Is Better Than Whitney

Houston's

Whole Lotta Red Is Overrated

XXL Cyphers Haven’t Been The Same Since 2016’s Class

Screaming Pissing and Crying To The Most Upbeat Mitski Instrumental Ever

Yeah, I keep stackin' bills like I'm Cosby (Yeah)

This Is How I Picture Limp Bizkit Fans

"I Wanna Kill You"

A Love Letter To My Favorite Band

By President Holloway

Playlist of the Week

Howdily doodily students,

It’s once again me, your favorite president, President Holloway. You may not know this about me, but I still love listening to music. The last time I wrote an article for Rutgers’ finest newspaper The Medium, I talked about my love for my favorite music artist: Bladee. After threatening to triple the music editor's tuition, I’m back today to discuss my favorite music band. This band pushed sonic boundaries and tested the limits of how much an audience could handle before leaving in disgust. This band has not only created some of my favorite music, but they also changed my life and inspired me to become a worse person. Without further ado, my favorite music band is *drum roll* GG Allin and The Murder Junkies.

One day, I was scrolling through the Youtubes, looking for a video on how to boil an egg. In my recommendations appeared a video called “(Documentario).Hated.-.GG.Allin.And.The .Muder. Junkies (legendado)”. I clicked on the video assuming it was related to my search for egg-boiling techniques. Instead, I was presented with the story about a degenerate man who didn’t give two flicks about who he offended. At one point in the video, the man is naked on stage in front of an audience and begins shoving a banana up his ass. That man’s name was GG Allin.

GG Allin (born Jesus Christ Allin) was a rockerman known for his controversial stage antics. He would try to be as disturbing and vulgar as possible during live performances. He would do everything from cutting himself with broken glass to covering himself in his own excrement. He released multiple punk albums through the 80s, either as a solo artist or affiliated with a band. After bouncing around from band to band, he eventually became the frontman for his band GG Allin and The Murder Junkies.

The reason I love, nay, respect Mr. Allin is because he is the modern Diogenes of Sinope. He was a man who was not afraid of society judging him for what he said or did. His actions and persona could best be described as “Joker-pilled”. He has inspired me to act how I want and not give a hooey who cares. A few years ago, I dressed up as Mr. Allin for a party by only wearing underwear and covering myself in feces. My wife, Mrs. President Holloway, wasn’t pleased... Especially since it wasn’t a costume party.

Tragically, Mr. Allin died of a drug overdose in 1993. He could never fulfill his dream of killing himself live on stage. Let this be a lesson, kids. Drugs will prevent you from obtaining your dreams. My favorite album by Mr. Allin is Freaks, F-----s, Drunks & Junkies. I found the songs “Suck My Ass It Smells”, “Sleeping in My Piss”, and “Last in Line For the Gang Bang” to be very relatable. Give it a listen if you have a chance, dumbass.

Fun Fact: Did you know GG Allin was friends with serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Gacy even painted the album art for the GG Allin and The Murder Junkies’ album Hated. Isn’t that wholesome?