RON DESANTIS RELEASES PLANS ON HOW HE'LL MAKE AMERICA FLORIDA

BY A CONCERNED JOURNALIST MOVING TO CANADA

With the 2024 Presidential election creeping around the corner, a vast number of candidates of all parties (ah, who am I fucking kidding, just the Democratic and Republican Parties) have begun to put their hats in the ring. Of those teasing a potential run as President this early on, the one particular candidate for the GOP that has caught everyone’s eye is Ron DeSantis, the controversial Governor of Florida.

Former Chief of Staff Donald J. Trump has begun his campagin for a run in 2024, most notably with a recent visit to East Palestine, Ohio, after the devastating chemical spill. However, DeSantis has been slated by many political pundits and analysts as a possible and fierce competitor to the 45th President, posing what many view as a possible threat to the unity of the GOP during the next year of elections.

Correspondents from The Medium recently held an interview with DeSantis last week, with his responses only further cementing his run as a possibility. Given the governor’s increasing prominence on the political scene, we naturally felt the need to discern the plans of the potential candidate for the next

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year, primarily with his policies, and how he intends to differentiate himself from the adversarial Trump.

Regarding the matter, DeSantis began the discussion with a couple of relevant matters, chiefly those of gun control and abortion rights. For the former, DeSantis hopes to pass a bill within the first year of

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