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The day will never be forgotten.
These are 22 top of the line gaming systems on a dual t1 Internet connection running at 2.8 GhZ with half-a-gig of RAM and a 128 meg GeForce 4 card. We offer normal or flat screen monitors or a lounge area equipped with a 54 inch plasma screen television, a PlayStation 2, dual X-BOXes with X-BOX Live connections, a Nintendo Game Cube and a Dance Dance Revolution play pad. Our regular price is $6.00/hour with a Buy 2 Get One Free deal--so basically you’re paying 12 dollars for 3 hours. Any time that you don’t use today is saved on your account and doesn’t expire. This means you could come back tomorrow, next week or even two months from now and play on your unused time. For all new accounts we can give you a free hour just to try it out. Also, if you have a friend you would like to bring in, both you and your friend get a free hour to play. Do you know a lot about computers?
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Well...
“So what exactly is it that you guys do?
How much does it cost to use the Internet?
Can I use the computer for like 5 minutes to check something? So you have to pay by the hour?
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Do ya’ll have the Internet in here?
Is there some sort of gambling going on in there?
What kind of games?
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Canis Lupis get outta my way!
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Jump faster next time.
RedBaron is no more.
Talim is the winner! Teams are tied at 0. *Malagent was enlightened by Oblivious’s shockbeam. You fight like a girl
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READY
Hey!
Who’s starting the server??
December 13, 2002 Sun. - Thurs. 11 am until 12 am Fri. and Sat. 11 am until 2 am Thank you for calling CyberLAN You guys want me to start the Battlefield server?? Today its only $3.00 an hour! Its happy hour right now! Hey someone give me some money so I can buy an hour. Would you like to sign up for a new account and get a free hour to try it out? CyL is teh r00l. I have some artwork to put up.. Hey can I play GTA: Vice City? Someone start up CS. Only the middle pod has Office installed. No, the computers save any time you haven’t used. Can I play Spongebob? Can you help me? I’m stuck in this place... What?? How do you have your key configuration?? Right click to alternate fire. You should try Action Battlefield, it rocks! Zoom Instagib!!! Hey remember Hall of Anubis with Redeemers? V.I.P.’s get in free! HAHAHHAHAHA!!! OWNED!!!!!
June 10, 2003 Riverbend. enter: MEL the MGC “WE GOT ALIENWARE!!!!” 31 hour shift 3 days to deadline neon lights a flashing parade of on-lookers what happened to the mobile hook-up?!? Jim’s crawling up the tower.. We’ve GOT to get that hook-up ONLINE! NOW! 500 trips across the walking bridge signs secured. Alienware glows up the scene. take a few shots of vanilla head back over the bridge my shoes sloshing through puddles A mobile gaming center A mobile entertainment laboratory Hook-up online. Despite the storm, the monitors are glowing M.E.L. has arrived.
hehe that looks like my....................................................................................... Do you remember when gigapets were really popular? misunderstood. you maybe Payback is a you biatch. how are not aware of this when your icon has him? lil paint will fix Ianything Yes, remember when this board wasnt over run by drooling infantiles. have used a firework on it if I had one. Heh, I would damn its 5:30 got to go HAHAH OMG. GOOD NICKNAME. Gah, can’t we all get along? Help me with.. Pretty friggin’ cool huh? Damn yeah. LE GASPE! *loves* OMG it is hysterical! Enable emoticons? I am now an ordained.. Enable signature? Enable email notification of replies?
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