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14 CAR RIDES
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P OS T E D T O S OC I A L M E D I A
5,859 LIKES
PHOTO CONT ENT: S LE E PI N G
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PHOTOS TAKEN BY M ONT H:
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414 362 317 287 263 260 214 216 231 199 233
2014
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AUGUST 19, 2014
A U GU S T 26 , 20 1 4
A U GU S T 28 , 20 1 4
FE B RUARY 2 0, 2 0 1 5
JUN E 1 7, 2 0 1 5
A U GU S T 22, 20 1 5
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J U N E 3, 2015
SCREAMING WIDE-AWAKE AWAKE STIRRING ASLEEP DEAD-ASLEEP
SLEEP 7 8 9 10 11
Noon
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Bubba-bear Benny lil’dude
8 9 10 11
MidNight
1 2 3 4 5 6
Bubs
Ben-boy lil’nugget
nicknames Bubba B-MAN momma’s sweet pea big-dude
tootie stinker
hey Kid
W HAT DOES I T TASTE LIKE?
W H AT H APPE N S W H EN I S H AK E I T VI O L ENT LY ?
thoughts W H AT H A P P ENS W H E N I BA N G IT AG AI N S T A TAB L E A ND TH RO W I T AT TH E G R O U N D ?
PA R E N T S T H AT LOVE HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING (PLUS 2 DOGS)
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