Bennett Shipley Annual Report

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I N OR DER OF VIS IT ED:

MIL ES TR AVELED:

32%

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STR O L L ER M ILES:

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PHOTOS TAKEN:

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PHOTOS TAKEN BY M ONT H:

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414 362 317 287 263 260 214 216 231 199 233

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AUGUST 19, 2014

A U GU S T 26 , 20 1 4

A U GU S T 28 , 20 1 4

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J U N E 3, 2015

SCREAMING WIDE-AWAKE AWAKE STIRRING ASLEEP DEAD-ASLEEP

SLEEP 7 8 9 10 11

Noon

1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Bubba-bear Benny lil’dude

8 9 10 11

MidNight

1 2 3 4 5 6

Bubs

Ben-boy lil’nugget

nicknames Bubba B-MAN momma’s sweet pea big-dude

tootie stinker

hey Kid

W HAT DOES I T TASTE LIKE?

W H AT H APPE N S W H EN I S H AK E I T VI O L ENT LY ?

thoughts W H AT H A P P ENS W H E N I BA N G IT AG AI N S T A TAB L E A ND TH RO W I T AT TH E G R O U N D ?

PA R E N T S T H AT LOVE HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING (PLUS 2 DOGS)

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