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OKOLEA CODE! Say ya Mafans!

Okolea Code

e, Swag B...

DJ B, Maria Kim, De

Mafans wanani dungia Kim, cheki hii:

eli. Maria

maswali moto moto Kw

yfriend nyc kuhave sex na bo Natakakuuliza if its m Kisii. ur first date?” Dee fro e. Si tucheki maoni

Hiyo ni swali poa, De

yako kwa

ya mafans?

i ako tayari hapa.

Kweli. Ndoto Nzyim

tu mwenye unajua, kuwa shared na m aa af in x Se . na pa Ha that comes along a not just any one eo um na da en ep um upatia uki lala na ta ana STDs na atak ha e yb Ma . ike ul ak an i from Karengata. control. Ndoto Nzyim lfse e cis er Ex . ye ye iza. Yeye ni ry na mtu ana mtul ng hu a ch ua am Un ! Bungoma DJ B zii alwa Wekesa Oscar, m Wa ! ke ito as lia iki wako, sh sauti maze…

Waah! Maria Kim, toa

st -get ball kwa hiyo fir Noma ni saa zile mna a sana? date! Si ni noma ten

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wasee, kaa una swali moto kama dee na una-need answers, nitumie kwa ‘20308’ ukianza na word ‘moto’ nitashughulikia ujibiwe!


Okolea C

ode

DJ B, Ma

ria Kim, D

ee, Swag

B...

Hapo nom

a! Na hu yu S

wag B pia ana prob DJ B, Maz lem ee nina d em but tu sex anad n a shida ik ai tu-hav ikam kwa e unprote but siwez cted sex. mambo n i hve sex I need he widaut pr lp nampe a otection… nda Swag B fr om Vihig a. DJ B, h ata usin goje Ma anashida ria Kim. na latex Maoni h na kama hosi mka apa, May haumtru testiwe n be st then e a kama n ready to b ndeni kw i to e a dad. S to anatak a a hee Scott Duke from m-show u r not Nairobi. Don’t eve n attemp t ata kam from Msa a unamp eda .David Kinywa Chenye n aeza 2 k uku wawili m kapimwe ambia ni kwanza , alafu mwende protectio muone n poa. Ph nyote daktari ilip Sigoz awashow from Nak uru. Ey DJ B ka dem anataka then dem ivyo acha aw wate from Bom ekwe protection then kata stiwe kwa s.t.i et. mbe! We llingtone ßtMaze th an maoni ya ks Mashujaa. Dee mafans w na Swag B, mnaon a mine? aje

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Mmefika five years old, Congrats Shujaaz! hizi ndio zimekuwa my best moments kutoka last year...

MALKIA MOMENTS

Nani kama Shosh yangu, ali leta nurse mwingine juu mwenye ali lenga kuhelp Esther juu ya contraceptives. Dream yangu ni tuishi kwa world yenye mtu akitaka kujipanga na kuji protect hakuna msee ana mdiss! SMS DJ B neno ‘Protect’ kwa 20308 kama una agree. SMS ni sare!

Cheezy na hu-player wake, alikuwa ana play madem wengi bila kujali kama wata get ball ama vipi. Alijaribu form 16 A. Hakuna msee alijali venye ali lost bizna yake na kuaibishwa mbele ya watu. Ni time wasee wana faa ku-learn waki mess na future zao watakuwa kwa noma! SMS DJ B neno ‘Smart’ kwa 20308 kama unakubali. SMS ni sare!

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Si Esther amekuwa na mwaka mbaya, Si eti yeye ni fala, ni vile yeye pia ni binadamu na humake mistakes kama kila mtu. Niliskia vizii venye ali have sex na ule fala alikuwa anajifanya producer but ali ogopa sana. Sisi madem tunafaa kuji respect na ku-take control, madem wa-smart hutumia protection. SMS DJ B neno ‘Player’ kwa 20308 kama unakubali. SMS ni sare!

Najua ume notice nime fallia msee Fulani hapa. Unaeza guess ni nani? Nalike venye haogopi kuwa different, ako na hustle serious, ako na plan na yeye si player. Ni mfunny na pia ni m-hot. Nataka help yenu, nimshow ama niaje? Ni nini nitamshow? Please tumia DJ B ideas vile naeza mshow uki-start na word ‘Erico’ sms ni sare!

ASANTE MALKIA KWA KUWA FAN KAMILI, MAFANS, PLEASE SAIDIENI MALKIA NA HII RISTO YAKE. MTUMIENI TEXT KWA 20308 M-MSHOW. KU-SEND text ni sare!

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Happy 5th birthday DJ B! Huku Jongo life ni busy sana, hakuna venye si hukosa drama, poa na zingine mbaya pia. Hebu cheki hawa wasee wenye wame touch Jongo hii mwaka imepita.

KUMULIKA JONGO Simo ni fala sana. Alikuwa na bizna fiti but hakuwa serious. Ali-have sex na madem wengi bila protection na walim sumbua na dooh za ku-support hao watoi. Juu ya kuwa careless ali lost bizna yake. Sitaki kumake the same mistakes najua ku-protect plans zangu.

JINA: S IM AGE: 4 O 0+ JOB: E X OWN ER HUSTLA S PUB WA NA WA DEA LS MBA MSEE YA mmmhh! Mkono Gum si ni m-hot na bizna yake iko successful tu sana. Ameunga na analike madem wenye hutumia protection pekee. Ni chali mgani kama yeye, hata mimi siezi taka ku-mess future yangu kwa kuget mtoi kama siko ready na kumess na hustle yangu.

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JINA: MKONO GUM AGE: 22 JOB: OWNER WA HUSTLAS BAR


JK ni fala, umecheki venye ni m-skinny na hata sijui kama anajua definition ya fun, ye hu-spend time yake yote aki fagia cyber! Kila msee anajua ana penda Maria Kim lakini ye ni crazy kudhani msee kama Maria Kim anaeza m-like?! NKT!!

JINA: JK AGE: 18 TUDE JOB: NI S K OR NA ANA W ER KWA CYB Betty karibu adie alipojaribu ku do abortion, wah! Sijawahi kuwa scared hivo maishani but nadhani ali learn lesson yake coz saa hi ako na hustle na ako serious sana juu ya kutumia protection.

JINA: BETTY AGE: 17 JOB: HUSTLER

Nilidhani ni chali mpoa lakini wapi! Akanishow ati anani penda na mi ni m-special na alikuwa amejieka just for me, sema uongo! hata alifanya nikosane na JK. LAKINI Betty alinishow ukweli. Ali do form 16 a na aka ni diss venye nilimshow niko worried coz naeza kuwa na ball. NIME LEARN MOB.

Asante sana Maria Kim kwa kushare story yako na mimi, nime learn mob kutoka kwako. Vitu kama hizi zimekufanyikia ama hata kuhappenia msee unajua? Hebu ni show na nita share na wasee kwa Facebook page yangu. Nisendie text kwa 20308 uki start na the word ‘STORY’.

UL JINA: ABD AGE: 19 A WAKS JOB: HAN

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