3. Hot Dogs

The humble hot dog is such an essential summer staple, we actually have an entire holiday dedicated to taking off work to watch men and women test the limits of their own gastrointestinal fortitude by eating as many hot dogs as they can in 10 minutes. Well, there’s the whole “we aren’t British anymore” aspect of the Fourth of July, too. But still, no summer eating competition or backyard barbecue would be fully complete without the hot dog. And don’t worry: if you aren’t going for speed, you can feel free to eat the bun and the wiener at the same time, Kobayashi.

4. Lobster Rolls

If the words “lobster roll” make you conjure images of white dudes in snapback hats, Sperrys, and cheap aviator sunglasses—you’re exactly right. But still, as far as summer sandwiches go, a buttered bun filled with fresh lobster and a touch of mayo is the simplistic savior of everyone who wants a taste of lobster without opting for the price of a full tail, or for the people who don’t want to admit they don’t know to actually crack open a lobster... and in some cases, those with an aversion to placing a live creature into a boiling pot of death water. It’s easy. It’s fun. It’s the height of summer seafood.

5. S’mores

Cupcakes around the campfire might have the alliteration advantage, but the actual act of roasting a marshmallow over a roaring fire is one of those cliched wholesome activities that is actually heartwarming and delightful—like spending time with a grandparent, or wearing a coat made of live puppies. The s’more is the de facto dessert of camping. And camping is the de facto activity of the summer. Well, after going to the beach, mowing the lawn, and avoiding the smelly water that falls from air conditioning units, of course.