TALKING WITH TJ

As we begin our journey into the descent of madness that is my mind and the crazy antics of my life, I would like to first introduce myself. My name is TJ, blah blah blah, that sums it up and all you need to know. Whew… got past the CRAP no one cares about! Now for the good stuff.

Mustang culture is one that is very unique and brings together people from all walks of life. One thing is for sure though, the STANG Mag crew isn’t your typical crew. We are a bunch of weirdos, oddballs, and outcasts. We party hard and live by our ride or die motto and have adventures like no other.

From partying in various spots all over the U.S., to touring some of America’s most haunted sites, to having my ass spanked by a beautiful Latina in Las Vegas in front of a restaurant packed full of guests (and owning it), it’s never a dull moment! All I can say is... strap in, rev the shit out of your motor, and let’s go!

LOVE, MUSTANGS, & CHEMISTRY

Happy February. Love is in the air and there is much fuckery to spread buttercups! This month let’s talk about how our Mustangs influence us. Now if we look at the “Mustang Influence on Me” chart we notice 1 condition, the more times we (Mustang and I) are together the better of a person you become. There is a scientific correlation between being a good person and length of time your Mustang has been in your life. Now for the scientific fun, the underlying factors of happiness can be put into two dimensionsEndogenic and Exogenic.

Endogenic factors include biological, cognitive, and personality. Now people who don’t like Mustangs fall under the Endogenic factors, as they clearly have a biological dysfunction that prohibits them the ability to like Mustangs. Well, we can’t help you here, sorry goodbye, have a nice life. People who do like Mustangs, well you lucky ones fall under both categories. Clearly you have a good foundation for happiness, since your brain is working exceptionally well.