JOKE OF THE MONTH KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO, S THERE? ANITA. ANITA WHO?

Anita you inside me.

Now the other factor for happiness is Exogenic factors like social cultural, geographical and life events, the external factors. Owning a Mustang is a major life event, that occurs worldwide, and gives you entrance into a car society. Like joining a secret society, friendships are formed, adventures are created, and no matter where you are in the world, the mustang is iconic, like a secret handshake to meet new fellow Mustang enthusiasts. All these positive Exogenic factors, aid in increasing dopamine and serotonin levels in our brains, which have been proven to increase our mood, aka happiness. Humans are built to have experience, after all isn’t that what life is about? Our experiences through life’s journey. These positive experiences not only increase our mood but also our perceptions on life. The more experience we have, the wiser we become leading to better choices and outcomes. Our psyche is shaped by our experiences, where every new experience rewires our neural pathways. Hence the more happier experiences we have, the happier we are. Therefore, as the time of ownership increases with our Mustangs, the happier we become and therefore the better person we become.

Oddly enough there is another correlation that many don’t speak of much. Possible out of embarrassment or maybe just we are shy. Much like the “Mustang Influence on Me” chart, there is a other chart “Chance of Farting in Front of Your Mustang”. There is a correlation of length of ownership vs the increased chance of farting in front of our Mustang. The longer we are with our Mustangs, the more comfortable we are. As we reach closer to our 12 months of relationship there is a 100% chance of flatulence extrication. Now, I know some of us can be trigger shy, but its ok. Your beloved Mutang won’t ever judge you, bring up the time you farted and it scared the shit out of your dog in front of your friends, or even look down on you for having an abnormally small fart which disperses to the right. No judgement here. Well as you can see owning a Mustang is one of the biggest boss moves you can make and its rewards are happiness well beyond the riches. Stay safe friends, we only live once in this crazy world, so live it up!