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COMMUNITY ACTION FRIENDS Once again, Matt Olson puts himself on the front lines at the Community Action Summit to follow up on his recent article in the Synthesis titled "Hello My Name Is Chico And I Have A Drinking Problem:' His article garnered quite a bit of attention from community members and students alike. Now he brings us the update about what happened at this much-needed community collaboration.

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I've got a fourth grader and apparently it's some kind of traditional rite of passage for fourth graders to do reports on California Missions. I didn't have to endure this kind of nasty bastard reporting because I skipped the fourth grade.

Don't get hung up on that part though, I also went to high school on a reservation. My mother is Karuk, a Klamath river tribe that hails from Happy Camp. And I'll admit that the name of the town is pretty misleading.

The tribes that inhabit my rez have suffered pretty much every day since they laid eyes on their first European. The challenges they face maintaining their shredded culture, fighting poverty and generational socioeconomic depression shouldn't surprise you, but it probably DOES because kids are still doing freaking fourth grade mission projects. How can we expect to learn from our historical mistakes if we don't teach actual history?

So, when my fourth grader came home with his mission project paperwork, I tried not to scoff and rage about it. I'm a bad indian anyway. I don't live on the rez and I'm not living or perpetuating my cultural heritage. Probably because my Mom didn't do that with me. Probably because my mom was tall, thin, had blue eyes and blonde hair, and nobody believed for a minute that she wasn't a viking. And since I inherited my mother's coloring, as did my sister, we were pretty much rolling with our whiteness because no matter how much we said we were native, nobody believed us anyway. Plus, my parents were super busy being hippies.

That bit of background aside, I don't think you have to grow up on a reservation to know that glossing the role that the missions played in the destruction of native populations is a pretty shady way to teach California History. I mean, the tribe associated with my kid's mission went extinct. Like dinosaurs, but with people. And that's a pretty huge bummer, I get it. It might be hard to teach something so shitty; kids are sensitive.

After mulling it over and attempting to find an angle that my son and I both felt comfortable with, we finally settled on the idea that I was going to just have a cow about it with his teacher and get it over with. To his teacher's credit, she took a class day to explain the other side of the mission project to the kids and I greatly appreciate it. And clearly I need to get in touch with my own roots so that I can then share that with my kids. But still, I can't help but feel really sad to hear my nine-year-old identify with and defend the Spanish padres. If those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it, then we're setting our children, and our children's children, up for failure. Down with fourth grade mission projects, up with Native American studies.

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Community Summit Summup Feb. 23 BMU, Chico State Campu_s_ Four hundred people representing virtually every part of the Chico community attended a gathering on the Chico State campus last Friday to collaborate on actions we can take to change Chico's increasingly out-of-control drinking culture.

Attendees ranged from the Chico State and Butte College student bodies, fraternities and sororities, parents and University officials, to members of the Chico City Council, Chico Police and EMTs, to downtown bar owners, retail sellers of alcohol, apartment building owners, as well as a healthy dose of average Chico community members like me.

We were greeted with a seating arrangement oflarge, concentric ovals, immediately giving off a collaborative feel rather than a lecture hall. Paul Zingg, the President of Chico State, set the tone by saying, ''Action without understanding has no meaning.

Understanding without action has no consequence.

We're talking about trying to understand and to act in a meaningful and consequential way to address issues that connect us. We're not here to wring hands in frustration and desperation. Were not here to wag our fingers and lecture, and we're certainly not here

to point our fingers in blame. We are here to connect, and communicate, and commit."

I was surprised to see so many people jump up and propose topics for discussion. There was so much passion and interest in this topic and everyone seemed to have ideas to bring to the table. Topics included, "Why should the University recognize frats at all?" as well as, "The role of the media and advertising" and, "How can local business help?" There was also discussion surrounding the topics of "Early intervention in K-12 and the importance of parental responsibility" and, "Alcohol and sexual assault." The discussions following each topic were vibrant-full of intelligent ideas and well-informed, respectful dialogue.

Of the students in attendance, the majority seemed to be either from, affiliated with, or defending the fraternities and sororities. Numerous sulking frat dudes wore their letters and sat with bored expressions and arms crossed, unhappy at having to deal with what has become an existential crisis. The Greek system has been suspended since last semester after numerous accounts of hazing at several fraternities, and the death of Mason Sumnicht, a pledge to Sigma Pi, after a night of heavy drinking on his 2 lst birthday. They are to be reinstated next month if they agree to a set of strict guidelines to prevent violence and alcohol abuse.

joined the conversation and had a poignant declaration: "Be who you say you are. There are no more second chances. This is it:' There were other bright students in attendance that brought a fresh perspective. Liza Worden, from the student groups CAVE (Community Action Volunteers in Education) and SAVE (Students Against Violence Everywhere), sat in on the breakout group dedicated to how local business can help. She said, "One of the first things I did when I came here was to get involved with volunteer work in the community. I felt like, 'Oh wow. I belong to this community, there are adults out there that care about what I'm doing and appreciate what I'm doing: That very first connection made me feel like Chico was my home, rather than just a place where I'm going to school. Whether it be volunteer work, or recreational activities, or feeling connected to a certain business or entity in the community, or an actual internship or job (which would be prime for the students) that's the best way to get them invested in the community and feel like this is their home:' I couldn't agree more. We need a much deeper integration between the Chico business and arts communities and the student body, providing not just internships where they are treated as free labor, but long term mentorships. This not only provides productive channels for youthful energy that might otherwise be put into a night of drinking, but it provides a deeper connection and incentive to stay in Chico, growing the local economy and building a virtuous cycle of creative energy.

One breakout session was led by a community member who asked why frats should be recognized by the University at all.

His main point was that this is a relatively small percentage of the student population that is directly or indirectly involved in a disproportionately high percentage of dangerous situations such as alcohol poisonings, brutal hazing, and student deaths.

This naturally drew an audience consisting largely of fraternity and sorority leadership and membership, in which they attempted to persuade us that they do a lot of good, raising money for charity and so on. They attempted to deflect by saying that technically their houses are dry, and that they don't throw parties where alcohol is served. I'll leave it up to you to decide if you believe that or not. At one point, Paul Zingg

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Well, February is nearly over, and while I have gained some insight from the "alcohol-free" experience, I am truly looking forward to enjoying a nice, tall glass of whiskey come the first of March. Between tornadoes, meteorites, a bludgeoning schedule, and terrible personal tragedy, it has been a terrifically humbling month. I've found myself at times ready to fling my body onto the ground, prostrate myself, and give it all up for whatever greater deities or demons might be receptive to my entreaties. I have sympathy for the Pope and his decision to become the first Pontiff to resign since the early 15th century.

I've given a lot of my energy, in the form of sweat and tears, to the ground - and the ground has helped to wear me out so that my sleep has come relatively easily. Of course this has resulted in a stiff back, sore muscles, and what might be the first indication of a hernia throbbing in my groin. Good times. That being said, I believe the quinoa is sprouting, the garlic is thick and green, and today I snacked on a delicious white radish I pulled from of the soil. If you are an impatient gardener, plant radishes; the tenacious little roots sprout within days, and can be table-ready within sixty days. You can grow them all through the winter and spring; it's only in the heat of summer that they will tend to bolt before the bulb has a chance to form. While the radishes and garlic are performing wonderfully, I had to

give the potatoes and the spinach a pep-talk no signs of life, yet.

Nashville Trish is mad about the new soap opera-esque drama that is the television show, Nashville.

In fact, right now she is performing the "bullsh*t" chant as a result of Nashville being pre-empted this evening by a Katie Courie Oscar Special.

I've caught the show, which combines the country music scene and a scandalous political landscape, a few times, and it is layered with characters and situations that generate tension. Back when I was in school, one of my teachers told me one key to screenwriting was to create tension in every scene. The more tension there is, the more interested the audience will be.

Cheesy television shows aside, the city of Nashville will always hold a special place in my heart. It is the city where Trish and I took a formative, week-long "date:' Over the course of the trip we flooded one motel room, bought forty beers for ten dollars at a bar called "the Chute," made a lot of friends in the process, enjoyed whiskey shots with songwriters in the honky-tonk next to the Country Music Hall of Fame, spent a lot of "quality time" in the bedroom, and by the end of the trip, came to find ourselves officially engaged.

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My eight-year-old son, who has been interested in researching whales, recently said to me, "I saw the cutest whale in the world.

It was a baby beluga;' and immediately the Raffi song began sloshing through my memories of childhood past. I don't mean to press on our bleeding hearts for cute creatures, but then again, I kind of do. That whale was goddamned adorable.

If you're paying much attention to the state of our food affairs, you know that just as our mainland agribusiness capitalizes on irresponsibly produced, inexpensive food for the undereducated and underfunded masses, our oceans are being badly overfished and underwater ecosystems are being destroyed by catch methods such as trawling - a type of net-fishing which indiscriminately catches fish of all types including sharks, dolphins, and sea turtles and scrapes the bottom of the ocean floor, destroying important ecosystems along the way. It's like trying to harvest wild blueberries, and instead of picking them from the bush, plowing acres of forest with bulldozers and then sifting out the berries (bummer about all those squirrels and trees).

Let's face it: we're all a bunch of consumerfish swimming in a sea of products. How are we supposed to know which products are sustainable unless we can quickly and easily identify them as such? Even then, can we trust the label?

As a society, most of us can quickly identify the organic products on a grocery store shelf by the USDA label, and the Non-GMO Verified label helps us understand which products are least likely to turn us into giant clown-chickens with cancer. The Marine

Stewardship Council (MSC) has developed a new labeling system for seafood that, once widely embraced, should help us quickly and effectively choose our chicken-of-the-sea from responsible anglers.

What does "responsible" or "sustainable" actually mean? MSY, or Maximum Sustainable Yield is the largest number of RAFFI fish that can be harvested from a stock without depleting the abundance of its members or impairing those members' ability to reproduce effectively. That is the number the MSC is concerned with.

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Because half of the world's traded seafood comes from developing nations, it's important that these nations have access to sustainable supplies of fish, and that they are able to market their products in a growing industry. The MSC works with developing nations to provide access to data collection to assist small fisheries in proving they implement sustainable practices, and helps them obtain certification and the use of the MSC label for marketing purposes.

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Noobs, nOObs, newbs! We've got three new City Council members this year. Three new pairs of eyes on the issues and new cheeks in the chairs, bringing new energy and vitality to the issues facing our happy hamlet.We're all familiar with their politics, their platforms, and their proclivity in the public eye, but how do they feel about raisins? Are they good dancers? Do they listen to Taylor Swift in secret? In an attempt to personify our public servants, we've asked them a series of questions to figure out what makes them tick. They can't be srs bznss all the time, right? They have lives outside of their newly-elected government office, and I bet their lives look a lot like the lives of the constituents they represent.

Synthesis If you were trapped on a desert island would you want to be alone or trapped with his worst enemy (keeping in mind that if you were trapped with your worst enemy you'd have something to eat)?

Morgan I even like my worst enemy and I'd never eat him.

Synthesis Were you nervous about your first city council meeting?

Morgan Yes Synthesis Last concert you went to?

Morgan Michael Buble Synthesis Do you have bumper stickers on your car? What do they say?

Morgan I have an honor roll student at CJHS. Also, Life is Better When You Surf.

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Synthesis Do you have kiddos?

If so, have you stepped on a LEGO in the middle of the night? Hurts doesn't it?

Morgan Yes and yes.

Synthesis Are you a cat person or a dog person?

Morgan I'm a people person.

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Morgan Is there something other than country?

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Morgan Mai Tais Synthesis How would people have described you in high school?

Morgan Not very well.

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RANDALL STONE Synthesis Can you rollerskate to Gangnam Style? If so, submit video.

Stone No, but I probably can find video of my performance as the Scarecrow in The Wiz (not to be confused as the Wizard of Oz). Oh yeah, baby. I've got soul.

Synthesis Do you collect anything?

Stone Backcountry gear. I am an amateur radio operator and have a healthy number of "rigs."

Synthesis Are there any stains on your city council chair that kind of freak you out?

Stone No, but the EMI that is released by having monitors pointing at your waist cannot be good for people of reproductive ages.

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Stone 18 years.

Synthesis Are you a good dancer?

Stone I've been known to embarrass myself with some ballroom and swing from time to time.

Synthesis How many miles per gallon does your car get?

Stone Sadly 15. But we have one car and five bicycles - using them proportionately. My wife and I are very active snow campers and backcountry skiers. This necessitates a 4WD and hence the 15 MPG average.

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Synthesis Were you nervous about your first city council meeting?

Stone Not at all.

Synthesis Favorite sportsball team?

Stone Giants, A's, anybody but the Dodgers. Baseball.

It's the only game I truly understand and appreciate.

Synthesis Last concert you went to?

Stone Rush. San Jose. November 15th, 2012.

Synthesis Do you have a garden? What do you grow?

Stone I'd love to have a garden. I haven't the time between everything else. But when our new baby is born, my wife and I have already decided to learn and teach him/her about self-sufficiency. So in a way, my garden is my coming child.

Synthesis If you were trapped on a desert island would you want to be alone or trapped with your worst enemy (keep in mind that if you're trapped with your worst enemy you'll have something to eat)?

Stone My worst enemy would be a much-needed resource on a desert island - for all the usual reasons, and for all the ways in which I might be able to look at things differently and come to solutions. It sure beats talking to Wilson all day and night.

He's a Taurus, born on the first day of the Senate Watergate hearings!

What's something that you like that you think people might not expect?

NWA and Eminem.

Loud music. Teaching.

I absolutely love to teach.

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I really loved my last job doing domestic violence offender treatment. I loved working with the clients and really appreciated how hard many of them worked to change.

Synthesis How many miles per gallon does your car get?

Ritter 30ish Synthesis Are you a cat person or a dog person?

Dog. Rescued.

Synthesis How would people have described you in high school?

Ritter Absent a lot.

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What do you grow?

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Synthesis Are there any stains on your city council chair that kind of freak you out?

Ritter Not that I have noticed, but thanks a lot. Now I will have to check.

Synthesis Were you nervous about your first city council meeting?

Ritter Yup. Synthesis Favorite Chico tradition? (ie Polar Bear swim, kite day, etc.)?

Ritter World Music Festival, Pancakes for Peace.

Synthesis Role models, mentors?

Ritter Former boss Kevin Hansen from World Wheelchair Sports, my mom, my friend Lisa who is the most loving person I know.

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1078 GALLERY This Wednesday night is offering up a plethora of wonderful musical options to choose from for rock music, but the 1078 Gallery tour kickoff for Into The Open Earth gets the Synthesis vote. There's something about the cavernous acoustics of the art gallery that lend well to loud metal, and this bill has got plenty of it. The show begins at SPM, costs $5, and welcomes guests of all ages. Bring ear plugs.

The Bear: Bear-E-oke! 9PM. Cafe Flo: Jazz Happy Hour. 5PM. DownLo: NEW 8-Ball In-House League ask bartender for detail.

Last Call Lounge: Karaoke. 8PM. Maltese: Open Mic Night - Comedy. Signups @ 8, Starts @ 9. Mug Night 7-11:30PM. Woodstock's: Spelling Bee For the Grown Ups. 6:30-7:30PM.

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lOOth Monkey Cafe & Books: Dreamwork Circle - Share dreams & explore techniques for discovering their secrets. 6:30-8PM. $10.

The Bear: Bear Wear! 1/2 off while wearing Bear Wear. Mug Club 4- lOPM. Cafe Flo: Open Mic with Aaron.

7-9PM. Crazy Horse Saloon: All-request karaoke. 21+.

DownLo: Game night with DJ Danny K. 7PM. The Hub: Flip It Tuesdays - 25¢ for a drink? If you win the toss, that's all it will cost! DJ spinning 90's and today's hits. 9PM-1AM.

LaSalle's: '90's Night with DJ Sana. 21+.

Maltese: Karaoke 9PM-Close.

Mid-Valley Baptist Church (Durham): Lonesome River Band; World-Class Bluegrass.

Doors 6:30PM, Show 7-9PM. Studio Inn Lounge: Karaoke 8:30PM-1AM. The Tackle Box: Karaoke with DJ Shelley. 9PM. Woodstock's: Trivia Challenge.

Call @ 4PM on date to reserve a table. 6:30 PM.

27WEDNESDAY 1 OOth Monkey Cafe & Books: Open Mic. Singers, songwriters, musicians, vocalists and comedians. All ages welcome. 7PM. 1078 Gallery: Into the Open Earth (tour kick-off), Armed for Apocalypse, & Io Torus. Doors 7PM, Show 7:30PM. $5.

The Bear: Trike Races. Win t -shirts and Bear Bucks. Post time 1OPM. Mug club 4-1 OPM. Cafe Flo: Jazz Happy Hour with Carey Robinson Trio 5-7PM. Followed by Way Out Wednesday w/ The Blue Merles 7-9PM.

Crazy Horse Saloon: Wild dance lessons, mechanical bull, Crazy Horse Girls, DJ Hot Rod Ent. 8-lOPM. Chico Women's Club: West African Dance with Imelda Mata. Live drumming. Fun for men, women, and kids. 5:30-7PM. $10. Followed by Ecstatic Trance Dance.

Live Trance music played by the TranceFormation Band. 7:15-8:30.

DownLo: NEW 8- Ball Tournament sign-ups 6PM, starts at 7PM. Duffy's: Dance night! DJ Spenny and Jeff Howse. 9PM. Feather Falls Casino: Dance Club. Dress to impress! 9:30PM. $5 cover includes one drink.

Harlen Adams Theatre: Harlem Renaissance Rent Party. Dress up, have dinner, dance, raise money for The Bookstore. 7:30PM. $5.

Joe's: Karaoke. 9PM to lAM. LaSalle's: Z-Rock Presents: Brass Hysteria & MIP. 9PM. $3.

Laxson Auditorium: Chico Performances presents Calder Quarter - Classical & Contemporary String Quartet. 7:30PM. Maltese: Smashed Spelling Bee. 9PM.

Senator Theatre: Sound Tribe Sector 9. Doors 7PM, Show 8PM. $25 adv.

Sierra Nevada Big Room: Delhi 2 Dublin 2013. 7:30-9:30PM. $20.

Tackle Box: Beginners Swing Dancing Lessons. 7-9PM. Towne Lounge: Black Fong. 9PM. No cover.

VIP Ultra Lounge (Inside The Beach): Laurie Dana. 7-9PM. Woodstock's: Trivia Night plus Happy Hour. Call @ 4PM on date to reserve a table. 8PM.

28 THURSDAY lOOth Monkey Cafe & Books: Chico Story Slam. Theme = "Humility''. Tell a 5 min. story related to the theme. 7PM. Donations welcome.

DownLo: Chico Jazz Collective every Thursday. 8PM. Graduate: Red Bull Movie Night. lOPM. Grana: Live jazz with John Seid & Larry Petterson. 5:30-8:30PM. Has Beans: Open Mic Night.

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If running's your thing, you won't want want to miss Chico's signature SK and half marathon through our beautiful lower Bidwell Park. The SK begins at SAM and the half marathon/relay at 8: lOAM. Registration is open to all ages and costs anywhere from $4S-$60 with a large portion of the entry fees going to local high school running programs. There's no registration the day of the event so be sure to pre-register at Fleet Feet before March 1st.

On Saturday nights when the sun goes down, the kids get the boot and the oldies take over the skating rink. For just six bucks, you and your 18+ friends can head down to the rink for some good ol' fashioned four-wheeled fun between the hours of9PM and 11:30PM. And without the chilluns terrorizing the rink, there's plenty of space for gramps to fall over all on his own.

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9PM-2AM. Maltese: Karaoke. 9PM-Close.

Panama's: Eclectic Nights- Buck Night & DJ Eclectic spinning favorites of today and yesterday on the patio. 9PM. Quackers: Karaoke Night with Andy. 9PM-1AM. Towne Lounge: 47th Birthday Celebration starring Alex, Carlos, and Eva. Pisces Pajama Party: DJ 2K. SPM. $1 includes cake tunes.

VIP Ultra Lounge: Acoustic Performance w/ Bradley Relf. 7-9PM. Woodstock's: SOTA Productions and Songwriters Music Guild present "Chico Unplugged" Singer/Songwriter Showcase.

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1 FRIDAY lOOth Monkey Cafe & Books: Writing Group - Write, share, and workshop your pieces. 3:30-SPM. The Beach: DJ 2K & Mack Morris. 9PM-close. $2.

Cafe Coda: Cafe Coda: Rube & the Rhythm Rockers + Alan Rigg Trio. SPM. $5.

Cafe Flo: Exquisite Corps with Tyler Rehm. 7- lOPM. Duffy's: Pub Scouts - Happy Hour.

4-7PM. Kelly's Tavern (Oroville): Karaoke with Mora Sounds. 7-11 PM. LaSalle's: Decks & Drums. SPM. Lakeview Restaurant (Oroville): Carey Robinson Jazz. 6-9PM. Lost On Main: Fever Fridays w/ DJ Jigga Julee & guest DJ Freakbeatz. 9PM-2AM. Maltese: Drag King Show. 9PM. Peeking: BassMint - Electronic Dance Party. 9:30PM. $3-5.

Quackers: Live DJ. 9PM T-Bar: Live music 7-8:30PM. Tackle Box: Live music with Jason Buell & Nathan Thomas.

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Tortilla Flats: Latin Nights.

Espanol & English DJ dancing with DJ (El, Kora) de Chico.

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1078 Gallery: Aberrant Behaviors - Comedy, Stand-Up, Improv.

Doors 7PM, Show 7:30PM. $5.

Cafe Flo: Bring Out Your Dead w! JeffE. & Friends. 7-lOPM. Cal Skate: Adults Only Skate Night. 9-11:30PM. $6. 18+ First Christian Church: The Chico High School Jazz Ensemble proudly presents its 15th Annual Hot Chili/Cool Jazz Event.

4-9PM. $7/person.

LaSalle's: 1980NOW! SPM. Lost On Main: Far Beyond Chaos Tour - Hellbound, Bloody Roots & Ancient Mariner.

8:30PM. Maltese: Live music with Lush Baby.9PM. One-Mile Recreation Area: 37th Annual Bidwell Classic SK & Half Marathon. SAM. Quackers: Live DJ. 8:30PM-1AM. No cover.

Rowland-Taylor Recital Hall: Final Round of the 15th Annual Kruschke Piano Competition.

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Party. DJ set hosted by DJ JPEG. 9PM. VIP Ultra Lounge: Complimentary Wine Tastings featuring Grey Fox Vineyards with live classical piano. 5-7PM.

3SUNDAY 5th Street Steakhouse: Holly Taylor & Eric Peter Jazz Duo 6-9PM. 1078 Gallery: Music with Jeff Campbell. Doors 7:30PM, Show SPM. Crazy Horse Saloon: Sunday Fun day.

DownLo: Open Mic Comedy Night.9PM. LaSalle's: Karaoke. SPM. Laxson Auditorium: Chico Performances presents African Children's Choir- Peace through Dance & Song. 7:30PM. Maltese: DJ JPEG-01 Sunday Social 3- 7PM. Trivia SPM. The Tackle Box: Karaoke with DJ Shelley. SPM.

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There's No "I" In Teamocil I'm not sure exactly why, but this last week was really rough. Maybe it was a bad choice to quit my anti-depressants cold turkey, or maybe I shouldn't have eaten three entire turkeys over the last five days. (That was a terrible joke. Don't hate me, I need my Teamocil). Whatever it was, I don't want to question it too much. I just know I'm tired of this week, and when my last class is over I'm going to Yosemite Sam my way home (with whiskey bottles instead of guns), and eat my weight in burritos. Let's get this bullshit uยงn on the road; I've compiled a pretty good/weird mix of topics for you nerds.

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The following find is something I can only assume was an amazing mind-gasm that was borne of believing (like I do) that Red Bull-type energy drinks are gross, hot sauce is amazing, and sometimes a person just doesn't feel like drinking coffee. Enter DoubleKick Hot Sauce - a caffeinated sauce that, according to the website, "combines the best of Asian and Southwestern chili sauces, plus ginger and caffeine for an extra energy boost:' You can pick up a bottle at their website (doublekicksauce.com) for about $10 a pop.

In another stroke of pharma-brilliance, new "nanocapsules" can take you from sloppy drunk to meet-the-in-laws-sober in just a few minutes. According to io9.com: "a group of researchers have packaged enzymes inside a nontoxic, nanoscale polymer shell that mimic the body's natural alcohol-processing activities. They've been shown to quickly and dramatically reduce blood alcohol levels in

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intoxicated mice, and show promise as "antidotes and preventive measures for alcohol intoxication:' This new discovery raises all sorts of questions, most namely how can I get my hands on some of those drunk mice????? Keep in mind, I want them for scientific reasons only (see also: I will make them a little roller coaster and watch them ride it until they puke.

I love you drunk mice!) These new magical anti-alcohol pills make me wonder if they might shift our ideas about drinking and behavioral consequences. Can you imagine if you could get hammered at breakfast, then hightail it to school and be bright-eyed and bushytailed for your Existentialism class at noon?

Reminds me of stories my EMT buddy tells me about hospital employees showing up painfully hungover, then hooked up to an IV of hydrating miracle solution and feeling right as rain by the time they clock in.

I should point out that this "nanocapsule'' technology will have practical applications that reach beyond this narrow scope. As io9 describes, they "mimic the function of the body's organelles;' which has never been successfully done before, so this is one area of the medical field to keep an eye on ... which isn't to say you should stop posting on Facebook about the "chemtrails" that the government is poisoning us with ... actually yes it is. Please stop. Anyway, is anyone else hugely excited about May? Return of Arrested Development you guys, oh my GOD. image source: nevernotanerd.com (teamocil)

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Cutting Edge Commentary Here in Chico, we pride ourselves on being an old-fashioned sort of place, a picture-book college town where there's an honest-to-god city center with stores run by local merchants and people still promenading the streets rather than strolling the impersonal aisles of the big box stores.

Sure, more and more of those downtown stores are shutting down each year, and it's probably not a particularly good idea to stroll those dim streets on Friday or Saturday nights, but that doesn't change the fact that Chico is the sort of place that respects the past, attracting newcomers who want to return to simpler times.

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Best of all, however, is our return to more traditional forms of mayhem and murder.

Unlike the urban areas where people mow each other down with assault rifles, glocks, and other 21st century methods of menace, Chico is just one of many rural towns turning away from gun violence and toward more traditional ways of hurting one another; a kinder, gentler America where knives are the local weapon of choice. Our young people have taken to arming themselves with shivs before venturing out for a night of heavy partying. Unlike those hip city kids who wouldn't be caught dead without a nine millimeter in their pockets on a Saturday night, our young people know that when it comes to death-dealing fashion statements, knives are the really au courant way to go - a return to those thrilling days of yesteryear when our progenitors slaughtered one another without waking up the neighbors with loud reports from large caliber handguns. Trendsetters in towns like Chico are reminding us all of how much more civilized it is to kill people who piss us off one at a time, with a blade, and a bit of that old-fashioned personal touch.

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It's Mayberry RFD, but with a college, a few real intellectuals, a bunch of organic food obsessives, and cops with more than one bullet in their pockets. Yeah, we've got our rubes, rednecks, and yahoos, but unlike the days when Chico was the butt of jokes like the one so often repeated

by San Francisco columnist, Herb Caen, you no longer find Velveeta in the gourmet section of most of our markets. We've got a nice blend of sophistication mixed in with our rustic charm, much like Davis, our role model.

We're open to people of other cultures and colors, so long as we don't get too many, and we take justified pride in how few college students we lose each year to binge drinking.

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Valentine's Day has come and thankfully gone, but the rapidly rising Pageant Dads have left a tale of betrayal, love, redemption, and "baby mama drama'' in the hearts of the 100+ people that packed into the relatively small 1078 Gallery to catch "The Loves eat Diaries'.' The play - written, directed, and starring the Dads themselves - played for one night only and left many audience members wanting more from the musicians-turned-actors.

The story follows lead guitarist and lonely heart, Ruth Wardwell. Ruth has been sleeping on bassist Craig D'Anthony's loveseat since his divorce. When he is accepted on "Blind Chance At Love," a trashy dating game show that tapes the same night as the Dad's upcoming Holiday Inn show, he is forced to quit the band. Drummer Hawk Mahalo suggests scouring the Yellow Pages for a replacement which gives them scumbag

butt-rocker Ronnie "Chili Dog" Thornton (Matt Shilts). As Ruth and the Dads try to fill their respective voids, they are only met with disappointment.

Ruth learns the women on the show are just actors, and he returns to Chico loveless and handless.

Meanwhile, the Dads learn to despise Chili Dog for his ego and inability to not bang the wife of rhythm guitarist Tom Chaz.

Eventually, Ruth rejoins the band, who find him a date in true Valentine's Day miracle fashion, by searching the Yellow Pages for a hooker.

The show effectively incorporated a variety of mediums to weave a surprisingly cohesive and engaging storyline, though this is the Dads' first foray into writing for the stage.

Dry, comic scenes were punctuated with film segments showing Ruth's hilarious audition for "Blind Chance At Love" and his sweet, goofy, and ultimately false date. And, of course, Pageant Dads played their brilliant brand of tongue-in-cheek, genre-bending rock and roll.

While "The Loveseat Diaries" lacked the grace of a more professional piece of theatre, no one seemed to care as indicated by the standing ovation the show received.

The Dads and the supporting ensemble "embraced the slop" as Chaz put it, and what would have been a weakness became a strength. In a one-night-only show, anything might happen. The Dads and the audience came together in that one moment, like lovers do, and made something magical happen.

And like a one-night stand, the Dads didn't call the audience again. Well, at least until they write another show.

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Victor Wooten

Feb. 18 Sierra Nevada Big Room Immediately upon finding a seat in the packed house Big Room, the lights dimmed.

I was happy that the show had been waiting for me because I had certainly been waiting for it! When I first saw Wooten's solo work (initially his cover of the song, "Amazing Grace"), I was floored. He quickly became one of my favorite musicians.

At the Big Room, all conversation and sound was replaced with silence and anticipation. Long, droning notes from Wooten on cello and Dave Welsch on keyboard crept through the air, transforming the sonic atmosphere into that of a still, glassy pond. Then, with the addition of the other band members, the air was shattered by "A Woman's Strength;' written and sung by Krystal Peterson - a charming blonde woman who's slight build belied the force and soul delivered by her well-trained voice.

Their next song, "Brooklyn;' swaggered through the room like the Reservoir Dogs roaming the streets of Brooklyn. Wooten stepped to the front of the stage and laid down a solo that was like Gregory Hines stood up and started tap dancing. He did a small toss of his instrument, quickly spun around, caught the bass, and continued playing!

Wooten's style is impressive; hitting many notes very quickly, while still maintaining musicality. He simultaneously plays a rhythmic bass line alongside dancing melodies and fills in all the cracks with counter-melodies

and harmonics. He doesn't simply shove a bunch of cacaphonic notes at you to display speed.

The incredible skill of Steve Bailey, chair of the Bass Department at Berklee College of Music, was apparent by both the lyrical and proficient execution of his sixstring fretless bass and by the obvious adoration from Wooten. The two joined in a duet that brought the energy of a carnival.

When Dave Welsch joined on the keyboard, the sound became a little too Electric Light Parade, but that was quickly replaced by one of the most synchronized drum duets I've seen. The drum sets ofJ.D. Blair and Derico Watson were positioned at opposite sides of the stage facing the center. They started with a rollicking call and response followed by an incredible unison attainable only by drum mers with great skill and intuition.

It was evident that the musicians were having

as much fun as the crowd. During one of Wooten's solos, others on stage took out their cell phones and shoved them in his face to take pictures.

I was completely entranced when he played a medley of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" and "Amazing Grace". For their encore, they played "I Want You Back. " What better than one of the greatest bass lines ever written to conclude this funky, bass-driven, and masterful show?

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For those that don't like the whirling dirvish of humanity that is Outside Lands or the throngs of granola earthies trying to sell you their lumerian crystals at Hardly Strictly, San Francisco offers a more intimate music festval. Noise Pop can be likened to Austin's South By Southwest and New York's CMJ Music Marathon, in that, in lieu of erecting four stages in a massive field and hoping for the best, the cities have carefully chosen to curate many separate musical experiences in a variety of different venues, quenching the thirst of multiple musical palates. The 21st annual Noise Pop Music Festival will be going on at 20 different venues in SF between February 26th through March 3rd. Bands of note playing include !!! ( Chk Chk Chk), Amon Tobin, Rogue Wave, Starfucker, and The Fresh & Onlys, who graced the the stage at Duffy's Tavern in late July, 2011.

musical honeypots. He's been a touring musician for indie freak-funk juggernauts Of Montreal, dancey Polaris Prizewinning Caribou, and Brooklyn-based synth-psychers Yeasayer. In his self-titled album released last year, he ranges from a futuristic Curtis Mayfield to free form jazz.

His afro-electro sound is contagious and bound to get any concert goer writhing to the beat. Both bands' entire discography can be listened to on Spotify.

the Talking Heads combined with the Svedka advertising campaigns of 2033. Check out their amazing music videos on You Tube and their entire catalog on Spotify.

Sonny & The Sunsets at Bottom of the Hill March 2nd I was introduced to Sonny & The Sunsets at Outside Lands in 2011 and was immediately captivated. They draw on a wide array of influences to amalgamate a beautifully catchy, fuzzy, poppy sound. You can get a swooning, fuzzed-out so's piano ballad followed by a tom tom-backed, light YACHT at Slim's tropical guitar-based softy song about a journey to a planet March 2nd This is by far the best bet of the festival. YACHT is a band, of women where the term "death by snu snu" is evoked in belief system, and business conducted by Jona Bechtolt and your mind.

Claire L. Evans of Marfa, Texas and Los Angeles, CaliforSonny Smith, the band's frontman, song arranger, and nia respectively. These edgy, synthy electro-poppers force you to contemplate the meaning of existence and how you lyricist, is extremely prolific with his songwriting. In 2010, Toro y Moi with Sinkane at The Independent perceive your place in the universe while using their music Sonny invited 100 different artists to illustrate unique March 1st and March 2nd to make the listener an uncontrollable hip-churning mari- record covers for a fictional band with the intention of Toro y Moi can be best described as the danciest, sexiest el- onette. taking on 100 separate personas and creating a two-sided record. He completed the lofty task and presented the projevator music in human history, excluding of course, Aerosmith's "Love in a Elevator" and its corresponding music ect at Gallery 16 in San Francisco and later at Cinders in The band is also live-scoring a heliocentric short film they Brooklyn. I can't really peg their sound with a clever quip video. Chazwick Bundick has been spreading his infectious, made called Falling Into The Sun earlier in the day at the groovy, moog'd out brand of chill-wave over four albums Swedish American Music Hall. The band meticulously so I implore you, dear reader, to check them out on - you curates everything from the light effects to the band merch guessed it - Spotify, where all three of their studio albums and three EPs since 2009. with their own hands. The YACHT experience is comare available for your listening pleasure.

The Sudanese-bred, United States-buttered Sinkane (born pletely immersive; I myself have been pseudo-anointed by

By David Neuschatz Ahmed Gallab) has had his hand in some of the sweetest the intergalactic preacher Claire L. Evans, herself. Think

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Bike Manners Our mommas always taught us to mind our manners. Reminiscent of the days filled with reminders to ask politely and graciously thank, we found ourselves wondering - is there such a thing as bicycle etiquette? After many conversations, a bit of research, and a few memorable bike lane run-ins, we discovered that bike etiquette does indeed exist.

How can the average Chico velophile cycle with more decorum?

Fear not, for we have come up with the Seven Steps of Highly Effective Cycling, so you can be the fairytale pedal pusher you've always wanted to be!

1. Go With The Flow We get it, sometimes it's easy to slink by on the wrong side of the road to get to where you're going and we're occasionally guilty too. We've come to a mutual realization that every time you ride loops up the wrong side of the street, you are putting yourself and others around you at risk. This isn't Great Britain; here in America we drive and ride on the right side of the road. Pun intended.

2.Don't Hog The Bike Lane We both grew up with siblings, hearing "sharing is caring" chanted around our homes like battle cries. Well, that little rhyme applies to adults as well, especially in the bike lane. The proper positioning is on the left hand side of the lane. Riding further left in a bike lane keeps you out of harm's way, be it opening car doors or vehicles beginning to pull out of a curbside parking spot and into the lane. You are also in a better position to pass fellow cyclists.

3. Pass Politely We all ride at different speeds, some of us attempting to set land speed records, others smelling roses and taking in the sights - but no matter the pace, at one point or another we've all needed to pass someone. When passing, make sure you let your fellow road warrior know that you plan to pass or are

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in the process of making your way around them. When you do, ALWAYS PASS ON THE LEFT, even if it means you have to creep into the traffic lane.

4.Slow Your Roll Trust us, this is a hard pill to swallow.

Riding too fast for the traffic around you is risky business. We hate to sound redundant, but when you ride faster than is universally safe for everyone out on the roads, you are putting yourself and others in danger.

5.Curb Appeal Bikes should not be on the sidewalk. Not even for a quarter of a block.

Please don't be the d-bag who gets yelled at from storefronts or reprimanded by passersby. You, the girl on the big black cruiser who has made it a habit to ride on every sidewalk manageable downtown, you're giving the rest of us on two wheels a bad name. Get off at the curb, walk your steed and don't cause havoc on the sidewalks!

6. Always Yield to Pedestrians.

Susie Cagle said it best and it is a simple proposition. "Biking may in fact rule, but pedestrians are the real road royalty:' 7. Pay It Forward Last Sunday we were touched by humanity's grace. We had our bikes locked up downtown and when we came back to retrieve them someone had left us a random act of kindness! Delicately placed on both handlebars and seats were an assortment of flowers. Not only did we ride home with smiles, but we were both inspired by the yellow daisies to pay it forward. This is our seventh and most important step of highly effective cycling: do something nice for your fellow bike lover! Be it flowers on handlebars, stopping a bike thief, or helping someone change a flat, just do it. Let's encourage these kind gestures and be generous with our head nods and hand waves. After all, a strong commonality is often the root of friendship.

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Jake Coursen BottleRock Napa Valley Tuesday at 12:40pm via mobile · Like · IC 1 Rachel Davis You should do a preview of all the music festivals around the area. lt~s hard to find a list.

Tuesday at 12:43pm via mobile · Unlike · ~ 2 Xela Young Cali Roots always. and this year SNWMF has Stie~phen and Damian Marley!!!

Tuesday at 12:44pm · Like Maggie Mello BOTTLE ROCK! Tuesday at 12:52pm via mobile · Like Joseph Michael Flores Outside Lands hasn 1t announced the ir lineup yet but I always love go1in g to OSL. Tuesday at 12:57pm via mobile · Like ·~ 1 Kelly Kamisky Worldfest!

Tuesday at 1:28pm via mobile · Like Nick Ponce Reggae on the River is back and better than ever. The last few years have been awesome but it is back at its original location this year!! If you love life y ou must come celebrate with us!!

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ARIES The worst thing we can do when confused or feeling under attack is to counter-attack as a reaction.

It is good to leave the fire when things are getting too hot. Most people will respect you enough to say to your face the things that are bothering them. Others will feel so disempowered as to use sneaky; passive-aggressive techniques to upset you. Pray for your tormenters and wish them well. Making good karma for yourself is what this time is all about. Blessed are the peacemakers.

GEMINI When you speak, you like to say things in such a way that they sound interesting. Small jesters of love will go a long way this week to make someone have a better day.

Deal with family and domestic obligations early in the week. The full moon lets us know that everything is not perfect. Monday's balance between home and work can present challenges. Mercury's retrograde puts its own little twist on things. Keep a good sense of humor. "This too shall pass" is an excellent mantra.

LEO Life gets a little more intense this week. Control freak Leo-types need to be warned You can't possibly control everything. I think we'll just focus on breathing for starters. The themes of death, sex, and other people's property. along with birth and occult studies, are the strongest themes. The full moon highlights finances, food, and how you'd like to present yourself. Things begin to mellow out by the weekend. Hang out with older family members and don't sweat the small stuff.

LIBRA Work towards a noble goal or a positive cause. Charitable work will make for good karma.

Mercury's retrograde in your sixth house may indicate a need to monitor health issues. Serve others with beauty. relaxation, and a willingness to harmonize. The full moon deals with unseen forces and personal secrets. Take some alone-time for yourself to check in and process the events of the last month. Seek resolution rather than retribution. Peace is an active process.

SAGITTARIUS Keeping things simple will help you to stay grounded. Some of you will consider moving during this period Others of you will be concerned with your parents and other family happenings.

The full moon creates the classic Monday chaos at the workplace.

Put Mercury retrograde in the mix and the potential for miscommunication skyrockets. By Sunday afternoon the moon will enter Sagittarius and you'll be able to reassess the events of the week and create a more flexible strategy.

AQUARIUS The excitement of your birth season has ended Now is the time for you to put on a new and better face for yourself. Focus on the voice and throat. Think in terms of the things you eat and how they might affect your health. Money, finances, and personal values are more likely to come to light during this period. The full moon could excite your libido and get you into a more intimate and sensitive environment. Wednesday and Thursday are your best days for mental work.

TAURUS Sometimes it's more important to entertain than to be entertained.

Your social life is blowing up this week. Monday and Tuesday have you feeling generous and playful.

Overcome social anxiety by smiling and by being willing to listen to someone else's story. Helpful friends are all around you. We mostly share the same joys and frustrations as humans. Find more commonalities and less differences with others. Honor your friends, co-workers, and loved ones this week.

CANCER Stay conscious as to what is happening around you. The full moon may find you in a flurry of fastpaced information and changes.

Neighborhood gossip flies. Keep in mind that everything is subject to change during mercury retrograde. By the weekend, everything gets happy. People feel more comfortable with taking things to a deeper level. Creative breakthroughs are likely during this period. Travel and higher education are best pursued now. Good fortune is with you.

VIRGO Purity and sanity may or may not go together. If you need to pick between the two, go with sanity. Nitpicking will drive you and everyone around you nuts. Get done with serving and learn about relating. The full moon in Virgo brings self worth to the forefront.

It's time to be diplomatic. "Blessed are the peacemakers" comes to mind as a good mantra. If you can't say something nice, it's better not to say it. Mercury is retrograde. Things that happen the next few weeks are rather fleeting.

SCORPIO It's time to make things happen.

Your ability to teach, entertain, love, and be creative is emphasized. Be in touch with your heart and allow your imagination to guide you through all of life's offerings. The full moon begins the week in a way that activates your social life. Show kindness to yourself as well as others. The weekend is all about you with the moon in Scorpio. Your influence is strong, especially when it comes to art, sex, and uncovering the mysteries oflife.

CAPRICORN Seeing is not believing unless it includes touch, smell, taste, and sound Brainwashed people have a difficult time seeing the truth.

Common acceptance doesn't always coincide with common sense. You need to be thinking this week while everyone else can lose their minds. A search for deeper meaning is on most people's minds. Spiritual truth seems to vary from one culture to another.

The full moon inspires a higher wisdom in you. Be curious and ask a lot of questions.

PISCES Happy Birthday! There is no mountain too high for you to climb and no valley so low you can't get down to it. You are all about taking action. You're feeling more creative and at peace with yourself. This is a time when guidance from your ancestors counts. The full moon emphasizes romance, negotiations, and marriage. The weekend looks excellent for travel, education, and discovering a new culture. Be ready to show your good side. Smile more!

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