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JUSTIN MOORHOUSE: STRETCH AND THINK (14+)
Nos Wener 19 Mai | Friday 19 May 8.00pm £15
Mae Justin nôl: mae’n dal i fod yn ddoniol, ond yn ganol oed. Sioe newydd sbon a all gynnwys: Ioga, heneiddio, Madonna, siopladron, Labradoodles, beicwyr canol oed, Y Menopos, rhedeg, casáu cefnogwyr pêl-droed ond dwlu ar bêl-droed, dim yfed, angladdau, ai gwastraff arian yw Tapas?, Capten Tom, Droylsden, yr amgylchedd, hunan-welliant, difetha ystum rhywiol, mannau gwefru ceir trydan a ddefnyddir gan doggers, graddio o feithrinfa, ceffylau, pobl sy’n edrych fel Stig, bwyd cartref mewn mannau nad ydynt yn gartref i chi, manteision rhyfedd crefyddau sylfaenol, y gampfa, moesau drysau siop.
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Ac mae ganddo siwt newydd. Dewch draw, bydd e’n sbort.
Justin is back: still funny, yet middle aged. A brand new show that may contain: Yoga, getting older, Madonna, shoplifters, labradoodles, middle-aged cyclists, the menopause, running, hating football fans but loving football, not drinking, funerals, is tapas a rip off?, Captain Tom, Droylsden, the environment, self-improvement, ruining a sexual position, electric car charging spots used by doggers, nursery graduation, horses, Stig look-a-likes, home cooked food in places that aren’t your own home, the odd advantages of fundamental religions, the gym, shop door etiquette. And he’s got a new suit. Come, it’ll be fun.
Nos Iau 25 Mai | Thursday 25 May 7.30pm
£14 (£12)
1348, Pentreufargirec. Mae anhrefn newydd wedi dod – y Pla. Mae Duw wedi bradychu’r bobl ac mae gwallgofrwydd o bwyntio bys, hela cathod a llosgi hereticiaid wedi boddi’r pentref yn y toiled. I Twm y twyllwr, mae popeth yn gêm. Tra bod pobl yn marw, mae ‘na ysgol gymdeithasol i’w ddringo. Mae hon yn gomedi direidus, tywyll yn y Gymraeg am y rhai sy’n elwa o argyfwng, a’r rhai sy’n grymuso newid yn y system. Dim ond 80 munud o hyd, ac yn camymddwyn wrth adrodd straeon, rydyn ni’n eich croesawu chi i’r Pla Du - does dim byd mwy doniol.
It’s 1348 in Pentreufargirec and a new chaos has come to town –The Plague. God has betrayed the people, and a frenzy of fingerpointing, cat-hunting and heretic-burning has drowned the town in the toilet. But to stranger and alchemy-peddler Twm, everything is ripe for the picking. With people dying, there’s land to buy and a social ladder to climb. This is a mischievous, black (death) comedy in Welsh about those who gain from crisis, and those who empower change in the system. Just 80 minutes in length, and misbehaving in its storytelling, we welcome you to the Black Death – there’s nothing funnier.
Addas ar gyfer pobl 14 oed a hyn | Age Guide 14+
BREABACH + VRÏ
Nos Mercher 7 Mehefin | Wednesday 7 June 7.30pm £16 (£15)
Mae lle cadarn gan Breabach ymhlith actau gwerin cyfoes mwyaf medrus a dychmygus yr Alban. Maen nhw’n uno gwreiddiau dwfn yn nhraddodiad yr Ucheldiroedd a’r Ynysoedd gyda berw cerddorol arloesol eu canolfan yn Glasgow. Mae eu hantur dros 17 mlynedd wedi cynnwys perfformiadau byw o Dy Opera Sydney i Central Park, Efrog Newydd. Nid yw Breabach yn dangos unrhyw arwydd o arafu eu hymdrechion creadigol gyda theithiau ar fin digwydd ac ymddangosiadau mewn gwyliau ledled y DU, Ewrop a’r Unol Daleithiau i nodi rhyddhau eu 7fed albwm stiwdio ‘Fàs’.
Securely ranked among Scotland’s most skilled and imaginative contemporary folk acts, Breabach unite deep roots in Highland and Island tradition with the innovative musical ferment of their Glasgow base. Their 17 year adventure has included live performances from Sydney Opera House to Central Park NY. Breabach show no sign of slowing their creative endeavours with imminent tours and festival appearances across the UK, Europe and the US to mark the release of their 7th studio album ‘Fàs’.