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HESWALL traders have been protesting to the council about high parking charges which could potentially deter customers from visiting the town. Local traders are facing a hard job competing with out of town retail giants who can offer free parking, so it’s imperative that visitors are encouraged to shop here without fear of being slapped with a hefty fine if they fall foul of the wardens! On a lighter note, we’ve also got pictures from teh school summer fairs at Gayton and Heswall, local weddings, lots of local news and the regular features such as Linghams book reviews, what’s on and a Heswall business directory. Remember to say you saw the advert in the Heswall Local magazine! Hayley Heswall Local

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Gaytonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s summer fair! The sunny weather brought out plenty of visitors to the Gayton Primary School summer fair which is believed have raised over ÂŁ2,000 for PTA funds.

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No flagging for this trio on their stall at the Gayton Summer Fair. Matt Holt at full stretch keeps the ball out in the penalty competition

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This year's festival will include music from Orchestra dell'Arte, The Scaffold and the Wirral Ukulele Orchestra, as well as an "An Evening with Ann Widdecombe", the Heswall Society, Swan Movie Makers and many other literary, performing and visual arts events. The famous annual Science Day is complemented this year by an Engineering Day.

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Bathrooms get Parking chargesdon’t ‘deter shoppers’ much better than this!

TRADERS in Heswall have blasted an increase in parking charges which they claim is driving customers away from the town. Members Heswall and should irralofWetrooms District Business certainly beAssociation your first choice (HDBA) organised a protest when considering a new bathroom, last month to highlight the writes factHayley that theRyder. cost of parking one hour risen from Theforbrand newhas showroom in Irby boasts to £1.05. room and a wide variety of a 30p consultation The changes of displays to viewwere with Memento, Senique, implemented in April with 2013 Subway 2 and My Nature and Subway and have netted Wirral Council a total Joyce coming soon. of £189,392 during the year, compared As to a main dealer for renowned bathroom £123,365 during the same period in specialists you are 2012/13Villeroy despite & a Boch, fall of 8,000 ticket sales. superb quality and the latest guaranteed HDBA claim £1.05 charge, which technology. Therethat arethe spa digital showers, from 8am-6.30pm sevenas days tiledapplies televisions and digital radios wella week, is in stark contrast to other towns

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which offer free parking. They also say that the average parking time in the town has fallen from over three hours to just one hour. individuals, by assessing your lifestyle The organisation’s chairmanand Karl Mullins described the a family commitments while providing unique look.£1.05 charge as ‘theft’, saying it should be a The prices maximum are competitive and with of 50p. excellent customer service, 100% Wirral Council’s cabinet customer satisfaction and with every member for highways and aspect of your bathroom completed transportation Cllr Stuart to the highest quality, what more could you want? Whittingham said the parking feesand rosebyfollowing cuts and that a Oh, the waybudget customers receive the charges are now more in line with the freshly made cup of their favourite coffee, likes of West Kirby and Birkenhead. He latte, cappuccino or espresso when they admitted that the issue was a cause for visit the showroom! concern and that a solution was being Wirral sought. Wetrooms really do appreciate being their community and like HDBApart hasof submitted a 3,000 name petition to the council. to participate in helping with Friends

of Irby Library. Their latest venture, I was informed, is a sponsored charity parachute jump, which seven of the team will be undertaking to raise money for the Catterbridge Cancer Charity. Donations can be made via facebook Justgiving.com/Wirral Wetrooms

Tara Lynch Well known and respected local bathroom and wetroom experts, Wirral Wetrooms have announced a massive quarter of a million pound investment and expansion project. Pulling on their industry leading design skills and extensive experience, the team have planned a show-stopping new look that is set to revolutionise their Irby showroom.

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Hair & Beauty The first phase of the expansion to their upstairs showroom has begun with renovations to incorporate fully functional bathrooms settings including 10 operational showers and 12 working basins and taps all with the latest digital technology. Added to this under floor heating and a working sauna so clients can really ‘soak up’ the full Wirral Wetrooms offering.

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A The Geberit AquaClean 4000 only uses 400ml of water at each use, and although this is more than a normal loo, there are positive environmental aspects to this choice, such as using less toilet paper. Water, chemicals and other raw materials are wasted in the production of toilet paper, and while it’s biodegradable, the process still leaves chemical traces in our water supply. Q I’m really interested in buying a Geberit toilet with a spray function, but I have heard they’re very expensive. Are there any more affordable alternatives?

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And you can even spend-a penny by sampling the fabulous new Geberit Aquaclean! Finally, complete the picture by choosing from a selection of their stunning tiles and you really be able to create a ‘tried and tested’ space to be proud of. Heart of Irby Village

Dave and the team have always supported the local community in Irby and the surrounding areas, and played a part in the life and soul of the village and love being there,

Dave commented “We recognised Irby as a great place to stay and grow in, we like the space we are in. We’ve taken on 2 apprentices and making this significant investment into the building can only improve it.” “Our new showroom will be completely unique for the Wirral, and will revolutionise the experience of buying a new bathroom for our customers. We want nothing more than people to come in and try them out for themselves, even down to taking your shoes off and feel the under floor heating, you can even take a shower if you are game, we don’t mind!” And with service and quality and experience that is second to none, your will be sure to find your slice of Bathroom Bliss, right here in the heart of Irby.

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Wirral Wetrooms We design, supply & install bathrooms & wetrooms

At Wirral Wetrooms, we pride ourselves in being one of the few showrooms in the UK who design, install and take full responsibility of all aspects of your bathroom project. We bring attention to detail to create the perfect blend of aesthetics and functionality. Wirral Wetrooms is the perfect answer in response to the growing demand for a tailored bathroom. Offering a range of sophisticated international products to produce a bathroom unique to you, the customer, which will look as good in 10 years time as it does on day one. At Wirral Wetrooms we never forget that we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t choose you - you choose us! Your complete satisfaction is our number one priority.

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Legal Column with Jackie Campion, Principal Solicitor at Campion Solicitors

Have you registered your will yet? Campion Solicitors has recently become a member of the Certainty national Registry of Wills.

You know today, but will they know tomorrow? In a recent survey, 67% of people did not know where to find their parentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Wills. Tens of thousands of estates fall into intestacy each year, which can cause emotional and financial turmoil for loved ones. Changing circumstances, moving to another area or simply the passage of time can sometimes make it difficult for beneficiaries to locate a Will.

We Can offeR RegiStRation of an exiSting Will oR neW Will We will keep your Will safe here, and the registry lets other solicitors in the UK know that your solicitor holds it. This means that when your Will is needed by your beneficiaries it is easily traceable and not overlooked. What doeS the RegiStRy of WillS do? It digitally records that we are holding your Will; no one there sees it, we keep it here. After a death, the registry gives us details about anyone who is looking for your Will. We answer the query if it is legitimate, thus protecting both your privacy and your beneficiaries interests. pRoteCt youR family noW, foR the futuRe... At Campion solicitors we will give you clear advice when making a Will and details of a fixed fee. All our initial interviews are free and without obligation to enable your to make a decision on how to proceed. Call Jackie Campion on 0151 342 9021 for a no obligation meeting.

For more information about the National Will Register visit www. Certainty.co.uk

CAMPION SOlICItOrS Heswall Local August 2014

Local & approachable, we are here to help

local & approachable, we are here to help Your local solicitor Jacqueline Campion LLB (Hons), who has over 20 years legal experience on the Wirral and her assistant legal clerk Gemma Fenney, offer a full, friendly and efficient legal service for all members of your family. Our services include: • Wills, Estate Planning and Probate Matters • Conveyancing Buying or selling properties, equity release and remortgages. • Family Matters Divorce, co-habitation, financial issues, children and prenuptial agreements. GEMMA: • General Litigation JACKIE:

Gemma Scott is a Paralegal who has worked consumer Jackie Campion qualified as a solicitor Contract disputes, issues and in 1993. in residential property for over 10 years. She has extensive experience in different areas debt collection. She joined Campion Solicitors in 2010 of Law including Family, Property, Commercial, and specialises in all aspects of residential Wills and Probate. Jackie established Campion • Lasting Power of Attorneys property. Solicitors in 2010.

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REGULAR EVENTS IN HESWALL Tuesdays The Parade Jazz Club: Jazz sessions are held upstairs at the Boathouse, Parkgate, every Tuesday starting at 8.30pm. The 7 piece Parade Jazz Band plays a broad spectrum of traditional and mainstream tunes from their extensive repertoire gathered over 25 years of playing there. The atmosphere is warm and friendly with a modest entry fee of just £3.00 - so why not come along, join in the fun and enjoy the music. Tuesdays Health Walk - Arrowe Park, from 10am. This is a new Health Walk run by Wirral NHS Community Trust. Meet at the Red Rooms Cafe near the golf course Clubhouse at Arrowe Park. The contact is Helen Webster on 0151 630 8383. Wednesdays Conservation Work - Heswall Dales, 10:30am - 3:30pm. Come and volunteer to do tasks involving footpath restoration, heathland management, site surveys etc. Please wear suitable clothing, footwear and bring a packed lunch. Meet at the Rangers Office off Oldfield Road. Free event. Call the Wirral rangers on 677 7594 or email dantravis@wirral.gov.uk Wednesdays The Singing Café 10.30am- 12 noon, at the Church of the Good Shepherd, next to the Bus Station, Telegraph Road. Music for everybody (popular and classic). Come and join the fun, relax, and enjoy a singalong. Coffee and biscuits 50p. Call 342 3471 First Tuesday of the month Wirral Breast Cancer Support Group meets on the first Tuesday of each month except August at the Post Graduate Centre at Clatterbridge Hospital (opposite Oncology), 7-9pm. There is a varied programme of speakers and demonstrations. All Ladies who have or have had breast cancer will be made very welcome. Every Friday during term time Hester Hedgehog’s Active Tots takes place at 9.30 - 11.30am at Heswall Hall Cost: £2 per child each session. Pre-school children only. Parent/guardian controlled play. Refreshments available. Baby changing facilities also available. Serenades on Sundays Tea, Cakes and a Concert: The Winter series continues with monthly, friendly and relaxed concerts to be held in Heswall United Reformed Church at 3pm.

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Useful numbers and info Clubs Heswall Artists Association Monthly meetings and weekly group sessions at Heswall Hall. Summer Exhibition. New members very welcome, all abilities and beginners. Call 342 3721. Dee Sailing Club Station Road, Thurstaston. 0151 648 2300 www.dee-sc.co.uk Flower Club Meet 1st Wednesday of the month, 8pm at Heswall Hall, Telegraph Road. Tel 342 9327. Gayton Probus Meeting at Richmond Hall every Tues 9am-12noon, also Lunch Meeting 1st Monday of the month at Heswall Golf Club, Cottage Lane, Gayton. Call 342 3960. Heswall Probus The group hold their luncheon at The Grange, Thornton Hough every third Monday in the month & meet for coffee at the URC Wednesdays 10am-12noon. Tel 342 5367. www.heswallprobus.co.uk Heswall and Gayton Ladies Lifeboat Guild 0151 342 4389 Heswall Society Established for the public benefit to conserve the heritage of the parish. Contact Carolyn Eddowes on 342 5066 Heswall U3A The Heswall University of the Third Age ( U3A ) is a self help organisation providing educational, creative and social opportunities for the over 50s. www.heswallu3a.org.uk. Tel 342 5331 Horticultural Society Meetings on the first Monday of the month at 7.30pm in Heswall Hall. Tel 342 8204 Lawn Tennis Club Quarry Road East, Heswall. Tel 342 1775 Wirral Lions Club Meets 1st Tuesday every month at 7.45pm at Heswall Golf Club. New members welcome. Secretary: 334 3044. Heswall Mid Week Ramblers Walks between 5 and 9 miles on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday every week, locally and in Wales and Cheshire . Tel 336 6044 Heswall Squash Club Gayton Playing Fields, off Brimstage Road, Heswall, Wirral, CH60 1XG.0151 342 2817

Oldfield Theatre and Concert Club Arranges visits by coach to theatres and concert halls throughout the Wirral and beyond. Opera - Ballet Concerts or Plays. New members welcome. 342 8952. Riverside Players Heswall based Drama Group. New members welcome. Call 632 4923 or www.riversideplayers.org Rotary Clubs Heswall Club meets Thursdays at Heswall Golf Club for 12.45. Secretary 648 7661 West Wirral meets Wednesdays 6.30pm at Heatherlands Court, Irby. Tel 342 1883. Mid Wirral meets Tuesday mornings for breakfast at the Jug and Bottle at 7:15am. Tel 342 1034 North Wirral meets Mondays 6.30pm at the Holiday Inn, The Kingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gap, Hoylake 07516371128 Round Table Social club with a conscience open to men between 18 and 45, meeting at The Black Horse, Lower Heswall & other venues. 342 9159. www.heswallroundtable.co.uk Soroptimists The group meet on the 2nd & 4th Thursdays of the month at the Grange. Tel 342 3446 Wirral WIldlife The local branch of Cheshire Wildlife Trust. www.wirralwildlife.org.uk Tel 342 1395. Woolgatherers Heswall-based drama group. New members welcome. Call 648 2717 Useful Numbers Councillors Leslie Rowlands 342 2454 Andrew Hodson 342 6253 Kathy Hodson 342 6253 Police Heswall Police Station (not open for inquiries). Please call 709 6010 for non-emergencies . Heswall Hall Community Hall, 111, Telegraph Road, Heswall. Tel: 342 2614; www.heswallhall.co.uk Richmond Hall Community hall in School Hill. Tel 342 5742 Schools Barnston Primary. Tel 342 5229 Gayton Primary. Tel 342 3772 Heswall Primary. Tel 342 7491 St Peterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s CE Primary. Tel 342 2556 Wirral Council General switchboard 0151 606 2000

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eswall Hall (HH) is used by many different societies including Bridge Clubs, U3A, NADFAST, Flower and Horticultural Societies, Fitness Clubs, Dramatic and Singing groups all of whom welcome new members. In addition HH offers a number of different rooms, stage, kitchen, bar and many other flexible facilities for weddings, parties, business meetings and antique/book fairs. Heswall Hall Community Trust (HHCT) offers a range of community activities which currently include a weekly children’s play group (term time), monthly Tea Dances, monthly Lunch Clubs (September-April) and is planning to expand these activities to include a cinema and shows which include “The Mrs. Ackroyd Band” on 20th September and concerts by the West Kirby Operatic Society and the Wirral Symphony Orchestra in January and April 2015, respectively.

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In addition we would welcome help with gardening, electrical maintenance or general administration work. We offer a friendly and welcoming environment at the heart of the community with the opportunity of meeting new people and making new friends. Come along and have a chat with us about the volunteering opportunities we offer.

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Friday 22nd August Spanish Night Fundraising, 7.30 pm, at the Irby Club, in aid of ‘Helping Adam to Reach the Top’ Adam lives in Irby and a member of the Irby Club. He is 23 years old and has been blind from birth. He has recently been selected to be part of the British Para Climbing Team. He will be competing in international events in Austria and Italy and then in September he will be representing Britain in the World Championships in Spain. Adam needs funding to help pay for his flights and accommodation when he is competing and also to help pay for the additional training needed to get him fit enough for these events. Come and experience Flamenco Dancers by Deva Flamenco and a Spanish Guitarist. Spanish & English Hot Buffet Ticket cost £10.00. Call 07725 746599 for details.

Registered Charity Number 510643

Date for the diary The Heswall Arts Festival takes place from Saturday 27th September to Saturday 11th October. For two weeks Heswall will host art, music, drama, dance and a host of other activities. Our famous Science Day will be complemented with an Engineering Day for 2014. Full Programmes will be on sale in August. See the website www.heswallfestival.com for full details of venues and tickets.

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Directory Aerials

Carpets / Flooring

APEX Aerial Services All types supplied, erected and repaired.Tel 336 2661 Mob: 07866 073583.

Quality Carpets & Vinyls

Cleaning l Competitive prices l Choose at home l hardboarding and floor screeding l Rooms cleared, Carpets fitted, Furniture replaced

DUST-FREE. Domestic Cleaning Service.Weekly/fortnightly/ one off cleans. Spring/Deep Cleans/Cheap rates. Friendly, reliable service. Tel 538 9108 Mob 07547257341

Roy Nokes 0151 336 6017 Est 1979

For the perfect finish every time

CE Green

BARRY MORRIS

Painting & Decorating

PAINTING & DECORATING SERVICES

Interior & Exterior Work Domestic & Light Commercial Qualified, Experienced & Insured Honest & Reliable Out of hours work considered Free quotations

l Private & Commercial l No job too big or too small l Interior & Exterior l Time Served Tradesman with 25+ years experience l FREE ESTIMATES

07955 661830 0151 645 4286

TEL: 0151 339 5924 MOBILE: 07790243159

Steve Bowe DIRECTORY

Painter & Decorator

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Over 25 years experience Friendly, reliable service

Tel 0151 334 7121 Mob 07773 266870 60 Woodkind Hey, Spital, Wirral

Glazing Glaze-rite: Misted units replaced, all glazing work, lead repairs, UPVC fitted and PVC repairs. Tel 0151 538 9108 / 078375 84482 www.glaze-rite.com Handyman Handyman Service Painting and decorating, roofing, pointing, gutter cleaning, flat packing and all DIY (24 hrs). Tel 0151 538 9108 / 078375 84482

Alan J Milton Painting and Decorating

Decorator

m Interior and exterior m Local friendly service m Wallpapering l Time served tradesman l Fully insured

07546 141 089 0151 327 7063

Drainage

GORDON HATTON & CO Drainage Consultants EST 1965

Blocked Drains Cleared CCTV Drain Surveys Drain Repairs Rainwater Harvesting Septic Tanks

0151 336 2287

www.drainswirral.com

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Directory Driveways / Gardens

DRIVEWAY & PATIO SPECIALISTS l Indian Stone l Block Paving l Fencing l Dropped Kerbs l Streetworks Accredited Contractor l Fully Insured Design Service Available

For an affordable quote please call Steve on

07716 870153 0151 721 0559

Specialist in Brick & Stone Work

We Clean:

C.B.R.

ElECtRiCal SERviCES commercial inDustrial

All aspects of electrical work undertaken Unbeatable quality, cost and service

• Resand/Relay Presented by: Mark Cooper

• New Builds

Electrical

Domestic

• Driveways

• Flagging

www.grabandshift.co.uk

0151 648 8142 07970 507 813

Tel 0151 336 3218 24hr 0778 687 7556 cbrelectricalservices@live.co.uk

driveminders@gmail.com

Gardens

Covering Chester, Cheshire and all of the North West

NO MORE MOWING NO MORE MESS Full groundworks, grass supply, laying and fitting services available LOW MAINTENANCE SOLUTION IDEAL FOR CHILDREN RESIDENTIAL, SCHOOLS, COMMERCIAL PROFESSIONAL INSTALLATION

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We also offer Landscaping Construction, Design and Garden maintenance services

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Manufacturers, suppliers and installers of quality timber fencing.

Fencing . Gates . Decking . Sheds

Log /Bin Stores . Paths

Tree & Hedge Cutting & More

Call for your FREE NO OBLIGATION quote

office: 0151 336 7598 mobile: 07957 349244

www.justfencingcheshire.co.uk

Extensions

ARTIFICIAL GRASS INSTALLER

Fencing

Lawn Specialists l Lawn Cutting l Turfing l Driveways l Hedge Cutting l Lawn Treatments l Patios l Fencing

Tel 07973 858252 0151 336 2614 nsington@hotmail.com

Davies Bros (Agricultural & General Contractor)

Excavation Work & Site Clearance