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Issue no. 268
Best online publication 2014
Friday 12th December - Thursday 18th December 2014
ADVERTORIAL
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picuted: Stevie Wong, & Lijana Jomantaite (Lockdown Models)
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photo taken by Colm Lougheed
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Cork Nightclub Seeks High Court Injunction
CHRISTMAS JUMPER PARTY
Cork Nightclub, The Voodoo Rooms, is seeking a High Court Injunction to prevent Santa Claus Global Corp from gaining access to its CCTV footage. It is believed that Santa wishes to view the footage in order to gather evidence for who is going to be on his ‘Naughty List’ this Christmas. When contacted by our reporter, Mr Phil Ryan General Manager of The Voodoo Rooms, said “We are very disappointed by Santa’s actions, especially because Santa Voodoos quite regularly.” Santa has instructed his
legal team to attempt to use the Freedom Of Information Act to find out who has been “Voodooing”
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What Happens In Voodoo, Stays In Voodoo...
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but the club’s management are determined to thwart them. There has also been some
suggestion that the clubs’ archive includes footage of Santa’s own Staff Party from last year, which may prove problematic for the Red-Hatted Reveller if it entered the public domain. So don’t worry folks, your secrets are safe with us. What happens in Voodoo stays in Voodoo. That said, turn to page 2 to see if you’ve made our Naughty (but nice) List for the year!!!
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Melt The Night Away