September 13, 2013 by The Hill News

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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2013

VOLUME CXXVII, ISSUE 1

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A Colorful Night for Habitat

Liberal Arts Meets Business SLU’s Newest Major By MADELINE TIEDE STAFF WRITER This fall semester marks the introduction of the new major; a business program with a flourish of liberal arts education. The current freshman class is now the first generation of Laurentians eligible to graduate from SLU with a Liberal Arts Business Degree. Faculty members – who noted that a lot of students were going into business careers – were inspired to create this major. The school’s Vice President and Dean of Academic Affairs, Valerie D. Lehr, explained that a group of faculty members came together to create a program that would better prepare SLU students for the business world. Predictably, the majority of the core courses for the new major are in the areas of economics and accounting. SEE BUSINESS ON PAGE 5

By RUSSELL KING OPINIONS CO-EDITOR

Graphic by Amy Yao

ith the sunny first days of Orientation two weeks behind us, SLU’s newest students are settling in to campus with energy and good humor. The seasoned veterans of the Class of 2014 have plenty of wisdom to share, detailed here as a collection of answers to, “What do you wish you had known as a first-year?” THE HILL NEWS reports on page 5.

It began with an innocent idea: why not paint the house? After creating their banner for the Student Activities Fair, the members of Habitat for Humanity club, the community service based theme house affiliated with Habitat for Humanity, brought back paint to decorate their walls after their posters disappeared over the summer. They wished to turn their house into a home for generations to come, much like the artwork in the Outing Club and the Dub. It began with some community service themed pictures and a small, tasteful Pollock-esque paint splatter. Feeling they’d done enough, SEE HABITAT ON PAGE 5

CONSTRUCTION RUMBLES By NICOLE LEINDERS STAFF WRITER Tradition. On the St. Lawrence campus, it’s a word that holds quite a bit of meaning. We can try to ignore the constant buzz of the question, but with the sound of drills and saws ringing across campus and into our classrooms, many of us wonder whether the new dorm is in the right location. Campus is divided: is the Quad ruined forever? Will our precious green space and all the traditions

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that come with it be forever changed? Will we ever look out of the Noble Center again to watch the sun set and see it’s last few rays sparkle through the stained glass windows of the chapel? What will happen to the Quad Experience, our concerts, and the many campus clubs that use the green space for their games? Eric Jameson, captain of the Ultimate Frisbee Team, pointed out that with all the fencing, the SEE DORM ON PAGE 5

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A worker takes a sip of water after a long day of new dorm construction, set to be complete by the fall of 2014.

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In This Issue: Political columns: Heading to war with Syria?, page 3 Panty Pulping for Peace Project, page 4 What you wish you knew as a freshman, page 5 Get fancy with our featured drink recipe, page 6 Football kicks the season off strong!, page 8

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SEPTEMBER 13, 2013

Letter From The Editor

I suppose I should preface this letter with the icebreaker question that I’ve already posed to every person I’ve met in clubs and organizations this year--so often, in fact, that a few of them have started calling me out on my lack of creativity. (I’m looking at you, Hill News editors.) Here goes: If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be and why? As any true liberal arts student can attest, your answer to that question says much more about your personality than you might think. I’ve gotten to know quite a few blenders, panini presses, and refrigerators over the past weeks, and if you happen to see me out and about, I’d love to hear your answer as well. The senior editors have our own office attached to the main Hill News room, and after a few months away, I had forgotten how much a newsroom makes you want to speak in a whisper. Everyone on campus has a favorite spot to go when they’re feeling pensive or overwhelmed, and since

those two emotions comprise an embarrassingly large proportion of my waking hours, I found that walking back into the office-now my office, I realized--at once comforted me and jolted me into remembering the gargantuan task ahead of me. Every Editor-in-Chief that has held this role before me has brought their own mix of personality, leadership, and style to the paper’s management. I owe a solid debt to the wonderful leaders that have gone before me, and as a classic ENFP, I want to push the boundaries of the Hill News’ potential even further. This year, you will see something surprisingly different from what you have to come to expect. Our goal is to go beyond merely reporting on events: we plan to start asking questions, investigating leads, getting behindthe-scenes, and expanding our scope to include every department on campus. Our generation, only a step or two ahead of the Millennials, is an island of people who prefer print news, floating

amid a sea of outlets that are all going digital. We yearn for the tangible, and we seek something real, making us uncannily good at recognizing fluff and insincerity. I count myself beyond lucky to be able to work alongside the extraordinarily talented editorial board this year. They are fearless in their pursuit of stories that invite conversation and question the status quo, and I absolutely cannot wait to see where this semester takes us. To faculty, staff, administrators, parents, and alumni, I’m glad to hear any and all feedback you’re willing to offer. To members of the Canton community, we’re working hard to pay homage to the village that has given us so much. And to the students of St. Lawrence University, I want to sincerely welcome you home to the campus that I love. Oh, and in case you were wondering: I would be a Magic Bullet. Amy Yao ‘14 Editor-in-Chief

What Your Mario Kart Character Says About You

by LEIGH ANNE O’MEALIA ‘14 OPINIONS CO-EDITOR The character you pick in Mariokart says a lot more about your personality than you realize. It may not be a cognitive decision, but your virtual allegiance is a representation of you. So you’re a Mario supporter? Let me guess, your favorite hockey team is the Blackhawks; your favorite football team is the Ravens; and your favorite baseball team is the Giants. You, my friend, are a frontrunner. How obvious can your subconscious be? Your character is winning it all on the game’s cover. (Exception to this rule: if your sole reason for picking Mario is his killer mustache, I support you.) Bowser enthusiasts, you do whatever it takes to get what you want. To clarify, I do not mean this in a good way. Bowser “loves” Peach;

therefore, Bowser kidnaps Peach. Bowser wants to run a kingdom; therefore, Bowser becomes a crazy tyrant. Bowser needs soldiers; therefore, Bowser assembles an army of minions against their will. Need I go on? If you’re loyal to Bowser, there is a very good chance I’m terrified of you. Go see a shrink. Luigi aficionados, you’re introverted. For years, Luigi has been stuck in Mario’s shadow— which is ironic, because Luigi is clearly much taller than his brother. The duo is even known as the “Super Mario Bros.” (I’ve always been confused by this. Does that mean Mario’s full name is Mario Mario? Is Luigi considered so insignificant that solely Mario defines their sibling dynamic?) If you are a Luigi fan, you are made to be in the background—the limelight doesn’t suit you. When Luigi got his own game, Luigi’s Mansion, it didn’t end so well.

Oh, you’ve never heard of it? My point exactly... Princess Peach faithful, you love drama and attention. Mario and Bowser are hopelessly in love with Peach. In fact, they love her so much that both make questionable life choices: Bowser takes over a kingdom for her and Mario leaves his stable job as a plumber to save her. If you support Peach, your time might be better-spent watching soap operas. Yoshi and Toad fans, you’re both underdogs. For those of you who don’t know, Yoshi and Toad are lightweights, meaning whenever Wario, Bowser or Donkey Kong wants to be a bully, they can take out all of their aggression on Yoshi and Toad. With Toad and Yoshi’s little size, they have to rely on speed, luck and sheer talent to make it out alive. Yoshi and Toad fans, I’ll always root for you. Donkey Kong and Wario, you’re aggressive. While you might not be as terrifying as Bowser, there is definitely something scary about both of you. Unlike Bowser, Wario and Donkey Kong are not sheer evil. In essence, if you are a Wario or Donkey Kong supporter, I never want to get on your bad side. Never. Instead, I want you to have my back always.

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Surviving The News:

If you’re pissed, it’s probably because you did something wrong By CAITLIN MATSON-MCDONALD CO-MANAGING EDITOR

SLU News:

Thursday’s Wet Hot American Summer took an interesting turn at the Habitat for Humanity House. After one too many beers the residents thought they could embody Jackson Pollock and splattered paint the inside of their house. At least no one reached a Vincent van Gogh level and cut off an ear. This past weekend, police issued one student an open container, of $250 dollars, only to discover the student 13 minutes later with yet another beer. On behalf of the SLU community, I would like to thank you, student, for donating $500 to the Canton Police department.

Local News:

After allegedly attempting to bite and kiss people in Potsdam, a man from Utica is facing charges. Clearly someone was upset from this past season’s TrueBlood. So a warning to SLU students, make sure you are up to date on your vaccines before going to The Bagelry. A woman in Potsdam is facing charges after she, supposedly under the influence of marijuana, called the police reporting that she was lost. Once they had located her, she proceeded to lie about ever contacting them. In her defense, she probably thought she was calling Sergi’s.

U.S. and International News:

In recent media, Miley Cyrus’s highly criticized “twerking” performance has been all the hype. But Miley, even though your performance is a mighty feat, it’s not like you made out with Madonna. So don’t worry, Courtney Love enjoyed your performance, so you know you are on the right track toward disaster. The iPhone 5S has recently been revealed. Girls, you can now coordinate your outfits with their new color options! But don’t hold your breath folks, it doesn’t seem like they’ve reached the Star Wars status yet; I’ll give it a few more years until phones can project holograms. Pope Francis condemned the use of chemical weapons in Syria and called for peace. This shouldn’t come as a surprise, but his method of announcing it through Twitter might.

Dear Dub: Who Are We? Dear Dub, What is the Women’s Resource Center? The Women’s Resource Center, also known as the DUB, is a theme house dedicated to raising awareness of gender issues and safe sexual practices on and off campus. We host numerous events throughout the year, including Take Back the Night, Contraceptive Talks, Doing it with the DUB and more. All events are open to anyone and everyone! Our location is 3 University, and we welcome any passersby! All members of the house love meeting new people, especially to discuss any relevant topics about sexual awareness and gender issues. Our wonderful faces will be posted for all students to see, so if you recognize us, feel free to give a wave or come up to talk! Also, in attempt to promote safe sex throughout the SLU campus, free condoms are provided in our house’s entrance way (save

sex is great sex!). Some members of the DUB are trained sexual assault advocates in case their assistance if ever needed. Dear Dub is a weekly column in the Hill News that is meant to answer questions that readers wish for the Women’s Resource Center to answer. During events, we have a Dear Dub box that is intended for questions on any topic that you believe the DUB can answer. In addition, we have an e-mail address for those who have a question while the box is not available: sludeardub@ gmail.com. The more questions the merrier! Otherwise, we’ll continue writing about what the Women’s Resource Center is, and deaths from boredom will surely ensue. If you would like to follow us on Facebook for random posts and updates on events, add The Women’s Resource Center. We are excited for this upcoming year and hope you all make full use of the Women’s Resource Center! Sincerely, The DUBers

Saint: Beer golf. Let that Busch Light fly. So college.

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Saint: Getting money back at the Saint:

Being back on campus Tick Tock by saying you didn’t know after study abroad means getting 21 y.o.s only pay $2. Capitalize on that back into the routine of endless Fat ignorance, y’all. Bags and Dr. Feelgoods.

Sinner: Being at the wrong Sinner: Leaving the Ticker Sinner: Twerking in exchange end of a townhouse balcony beer pour. Really clears out the ol’ eyes.

with a cold and a sprained ankle. Crutches are in this season.

for pizzas, and/or cigarettes.

Purgatory :

Purgatory: Exchanging numbers after your public, pantsdown handie. New year, new lows.

Purgatory: Rite of passage with

Freshmen girls asking for directions to the hockey suites. Starting the year off strong, eh ladies?

your OL. Here we go Saints!

Is America Facing War with Syria? By RUSSELL KING ‘14 OPINIONS CO-EDITOR

By MADDIE MOORE ‘13 CONSERVATIVE COLUMNIST

No, America should not go to war with Syria or even engage in limited military strikes aimed at disabling chemical weapons capabilities. The reasons are myriad, but here are the biggest ones: That there were attacks is undeniable; their source is still a matter of debate. While Assad does have chemical weapon capability, the facts do not necessarily indicate that it was Assad who ordered the attacks (although it is likely). Al-Qaeda and other extremist groups have infiltrated the various Syrian rebel factions, and are not above using the nerve agents in an effort to provoke Western involvement in the civil war. Until there is a significant consensus as to the origin of the attacks, we cannot know for certain where to aim the missiles. Thus an attack would be politically motivated strike rather than an attempt at humanitarian military intervention. Although selfish, there is a significant cost to any military engagement. While the original plan was to use long-range missiles and thus the loss of American life would be minimal at worse, a single Tomahawk missile is roughly one million dollars, not counting fuel and logistics. Any military strike (this one called for more than thirty missile strikes) is a significant investiture. Furthermore, why stop at a single battery of missile strikes? If America declares war on Syria, it has the right to continue its military campaign, running costs ever higher, potentially even costing American lives. We have seen the costs of two Middle Eastern wars already, and I would not like to see a third. America is not the world’s police force. Just because we have the biggest and best guns does not give us the right to unilateral military intervention. We need the backing of the Security Council, followed by materiel and logistics contributions from supporting countries, before a strike can happen. Using a military strike would be like kicking an international relations hornet’s nest. Countries in opposition to our intervention have threatened retaliation should we follow through, and not merely against the United States but also our allies, such as Israel. Furthermore, if we intervene without international backing, what is to stop Iran or Russia from doing the same? Imagine if the surrounding countries, Russia, and the U.S. turned the Syrian Civil War into an international conflict. Our noninvolvement keeps the situation a little cooler than it otherwise would be. Lastly, I am opposed to war save for in the most extreme of circumstances. It is the most heinous way that political problems are solved. Heating the conflict up should be opposed on moral grounds. Killing is not the answer. Nevertheless, weapons were used, and something must be done about this, non-violently if possible. A recent proposal to confiscate all of Syria’s chemical weapons fulfills this criterion. There is no further loss of life, there is international support, it is cheaper than missile strikes, and any further attacks would allow us to pinpoint the perpetrator, or at least rule out the Assad regime (provided he complies completely). In sum, a violent response is not an answer at all. A military strike should only be performed if all other options are exhausted, and they certainly are not.

Last year, President Obama drew a red line (although he now claims he did not) on chemical weapons use in Syria. That is, he and some members of the international community pledged to intervene should chemical weapons be used in Syria. Now that it is clear that the Assad regime has in fact used chemical weapons to kill hundreds of Syrians, our president is forced to make a decision: does he live up to his previously formidable promise or does he allow the Syrian people to resolve their own civil war? There is no question that Bashar al Assad is an evil dictator who has used countless war techniques, including chemical weapons, to kill thousands of Syrians, however, I do not believe that U.S. military intervention would be a means to an end for this bloody civil war and here’s why: First, the U.S. does not have a clear long-term plan for military intervention. We have heard politicians from both sides repeat the phrases “air strikes” and “no boots on the ground” in hearings and media interviews but no comprehensive plan has been released. Obama has gone back and forth on whether his goal is to topple the Assad regime or not. So what then is the objective? To fire a few missiles in regime controlled areas and leave the rebel forces to clean up the destruction? Or do we try to topple the regime ourselves and implement democracy as we have tried in the recent past with very mixed results? It seems to me that neither option is viable. Second, intervention in Syria would open up an international relations can of worms. That is, U.S. military intervention in Syria would engage a host of other international actors and would be a much bigger effort on the part of the United States than many politicians would like to think. Recently, videos and pictures of Syrian rebel forces brutally slaughtering regime soldiers have come to light and although the United States generally sides with these rebels, there are extremist factions that could be catastrophic for an increased alliance with the rebels. Also, Russia and Iran have now declared their allegiance to the Assad regime and the Iranian government has threatened to take action in Israel or even in the U.S. While it is important to maintain a strong presence on the international stage and let potentially dangerous regimes like Iran know that we will not cower in the face of their threats, another widespread conflict engulfing the entire Middle East is not a viable option either. Third, the debate has changed dramatically in the last few days as Bashar al Assad’s regime has agreed to release its chemical weapons arsenal to international control via Russia where these weapons may be safely destroyed. Although this is not a resolution of the conflict in Syria, it does bring into question the legitimacy of U.S. intervention and Obama’s infamous red line. Now that there may be no more chemical weapons, is there really a need for American military intervention? Humanitarian assistance aside, this is a civil war that the United States should not involve itself in as an individual actor. Only if there was international cooperation or a NATO initiative, that is, only if others sign onto a more comprehensive and long-term plan, should the United States initiate military action against Bashar al Assad’s regime.

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Security Blotter August 25, 8:13 p.m. Medical call, did not appear to be alcohol related. Sign off. August 25, 9:20 p.m. Medical call, alcohol related. Transported to Canton- Potsdam Hospital. August 26, 10:00 a.m. Call reporting a vehicle break-in, B Lot. August 26, 11:53 p.m. Medical call, alcohol related, transported to CPH. August 27, 11:05 a.m. Money found, dropped off at Security. August 28, 12:21 p.m. Student firing BB gun at 58 Park. Called in by neighbor. Gun confiscated by Security. August 28, 1:34 a.m. Non-SLU student attempting to steal bike on Romoda. August 28, 8:35 a.m. Faculty member reported missing books, believed they were stolen from office. August 28, 8:56 a.m. Vehicle hit in S Lot. August 28, 11:50 p.m. Room party in Dean Eaton. Marijuana, paraphernalia, alcohol confiscated. August 29, 1:19 p.m. Stolen bike at 58 Park. August 29, 10:15 a.m. Student throwing golf balls across the street from Commons College. August 29, 11:35 p.m. Marijuana and smoking device confiscated outside Lee Hall. August 30, 12:05 a.m. Male on the roof of 50 Park. August 30, 2:24 a.m. Verbal argument between two female students at Kappa. August 30, 10:30 p.m. Medical call, alcohol related. Transport to Canton-Potsdam Hospital. August 30, 8:56 p.m. Naked runner around 50 Park. Confiscated long metal pipe and beer funnel. August 31, 2:24 a.m. Vandalism at 58 Park, four holes in hallway walls. August 31, 8:59 a.m. Flag noticed missing from roof of Student Center. August 31, 5:04 p.m. Medical call, not alcohol related. Transported to CPH. August 31, 11:46 p.m. Underage drinking reported at KDS. September 1, 12:38 a.m. Alcohol and fake ID confiscated from underage student. September 1, 1:23 a.m. Conflict between boyfriend and girlfriend. September 1, 9:00 p.m. Student reported man driving near Tick Tock posing as a DD from SLU. September 2, 11:48 p.m. Noise complaint in Hulett. When Security arrived, there was a fire violation, smoking in the room. Bong confiscated. September 5, 10:47 p.m. Male found lying face down on ground. Evaluated, signed off. September 6, 12:10 a.m. Stolen traffic cone by construction site. Ticketed. September 6, 3:05 a.m. Habitat for Humanity house walls, floor, ceiling, and furniture covered in paint. September 6, 8:38 a.m. Broken laundry table in Commons College. September 7, 11:00 p.m. Students crossing into residence’s yards. Large party at 14 ½ Park. September 7, 11:28 p.m. Security had to break up 150 people gathered in courtyard at Townhouses. September 9, 11:11 p.m. CA reported unlocked storage room with soda and snacks missing. Student known. Bike Thefts: 4 DWIs: 0 Open Containers: 22 Semester-running transport tally: 11

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SLU Remembers Steph Baron ‘16 By MAUREEN PELLERIN STAFF WRITER

The St. Lawrence community lost one of its own this summer with the death of Stephanie Baron. Stephanie Baron of the Syracuse, NY area passed away on July 30. A rising sophomore at St. Lawrence, Steph was planning to study law after exploring the subject in her FYP and FYS. Jenna Jasinski, a fellow sophomore and close friend, said, “Steph loved law. She spent many hours going to the courthouse for class and taking notes for one of the lawyers, which he later used to help win a case. She was looking into an internship with her FYS professor’s practice at some point, too… Steph went toward her goals full force.” Jasinski met Steph during their first year at SLU, and they quickly

became friends. According to Jasinski, Steph was “the most outgoing, crazy, charismatic, friendly, loving, most amazing person. A great friend… She made it a point to live her life to the fullest.” Jasinski describes some of Steph’s passions as basketball, music, and trying anything new or adventurous. The St. Lawrence community is feeling the loss of such a student, and a memorial is being planned, according to University Chaplain Kathleen Buckley. On October 26 at 4 pm, students, faculty, and staff can gather at Gunnison Memorial Chapel with the Baron family. Additionally, the Health and Counseling Center is open Monday through Friday from 8:30 to 4:30 for students who would like counseling services for help with this loss.

As a music lover and Dave Matthews Band fan, Steph often quoted, “because life is short but sweet for certain.” Certainly her loss reminds us all, as Jasinski pointed out, that it is important to live our lives to the fullest. “She never wasted a second of the time she had. She made sure we all knew life is way too short.”

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Panty Pulping for the Prevention of Violence

Photo by David Pynchon

By AMY FEIEREISEL FEATURES EDITOR Curious about the papermaking that’s been going on all

week outside the Student Center? Wondering if you’ll have to give up your undergarments for the sake of art? Never fear, it’s PantyPulping through Peace Paper, an organization that does trauma intervention through traditional paper-making. Peace Paper has been to SLU before, but they’ve always done private workshops with art classes. This year they brought the paper to the people, and set up outside the Student Center. Students that wanted to participate were given a quick tutorial, and signed a pledge to “promote peace and prevent violence in thought, speech, and action,” says creator Margaret Mahan. Mahan was inspired to start making paper out of panties after she was assaulted in Istanbul, and needed a way to release her anger and fear.

“My job is helping people through papermaking; they find it really cathartic. So why not help myself?” Mahan explained. Once people started cutting up their underwear, all sorts of conversations started. Peace Paper uses unmentionables to provoke discussion about the unmentionable, and coax the story from the fibers. I took a turn making paper, and found it empowering for several reasons. Pure creation is a thrilling feeling, but it’s also calming and centering; I found myself reflecting on domestic abuse and what it meant to turn unmentionables into such a practical and beautiful product. Every time someone signed the pledge, a little bell rang. All week, the bell will ring, students will create, and people will reflect. Mission accomplished, Peace Paper.

This Week in the News

By LEXI BECKWITH CO-MANAGING EDITOR

Like what you see?

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North America: Secretary Kerry travels to Geneva in pursuit of diplomatic solution Kerry is engaging in talks with his Russian counterpart, while the US has started arming rebel groups, and Putin critiques Obama. Europe: FAO announces new food waste statistics In an amount equal to Switzerland’s GDP, the Food and Agricultural Organization, based in Rome, declared Wednesday that 1.3 billion tons of food are wasted per year, with China in the lead. Latin America:

Recently elected president in Paraguay given new powers In a move considered dangerous by some (as Paraguay spent most of the past century under a dictator) it’s congress announced it will give new conservative leader Horacio Cartes powers from both houses to deploy military to combat domestic unrest, after recent attacks by the Paraguayan People’s Army.

Africa: Zimbabwe president will continue ‘takeover policy’ The controversial policy of seizing majority stake in foreign-owned firms will continue under Robert Mugabe’s newly sworn-in cabinet, citing Africa’s lag to “exploitation by whites” in mineral resources.

Middle East: Afghanistan temporarily united over football match Amid concern of what will happen when the US withdraws in the coming year, Afghan citizens joined together in the streets to celebrate their national team’s win over India, in a rare moment of unison. Asia: Death sentence demanded for men charged with gang rape in India Prosecutors are calling for the execution of four men found guilty Wednesday of the rape and murder of a New Delhi woman last year. As this sentence has rarely been carried out in the country, this decision could change the dynamic of India’s judicial system.

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September 13, 2013

CONSTRUCTION

Quad is half its normal size. He says, “We have exactly enough room for an ultimate Frisbee field, and no more. It gets a little dangerous sometimes with people running into the fence or cars because we are squeezed into such a tight area.” Cassandra Jones, the campus Quidditch captain, added that her team has had to move their practices altogether because there is no guarantee they will be able to retrieve any misplaced soccer or dodge balls. “The Quad was the most central place to practice for

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all of our members, but now we are forced to go to the intramural fields which we have to compete with other teams for.” Natalia Singer, a professor in the English department who teaches in Richardson, explained that the noise is sometimes so loud she has difficulty understanding her students. On the first day of her Intro to Creative Nonfiction class Singer misheard one of her students say his name was Bart rather than Mark. Secretary of the Chaplain’s Office, Marcia Bradley,

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requires a diverse knowledge base in other subject areas. In fact, students must complete a second major, in addition to the business program. This second major can be in any area of their choosing; the guidelines only caution that pairing a business major with economics will limit one’s options for elective courses. Additionally, prospective business majors must take a course from three of the following areas: social responsibility, global citizenship, analytic thinking, and social contexts. Lastly, a prospective business major must complete an Experiential Learning Opportunity Program. This would include an internship, a Community Based Learning experience, or an off-campus study. The business major is not entirely new. Traditionally, SLU has had the 4+1 MBA program paired with Clarkson University, Union College, and Rochester

returned to campus in mid-August when the North Country days were hot and humid. She often had to leave her windows open, making the noise from the drilling of geo-thermal wells unbearable. Since the drilling was completed, construction noise has subsided considerably and today people aren’t terribly bothered by it. The real question our campus struggles with is whether the longterm effects of the new dorm will be a detriment to the St. Lawrence way of life. But, there really is no reason to fear! Once construction is completed and the fence removed, the Quad will be much larger than it is at the moment. Although certain activities will need to be moved to new locations, this is not necessarily a bad thing. For example, although the fall concert has been on the Quad in past years, A.C.E. has chosen to relocate the concert out to the intramural fields, in the same place Springfest was last year. According to Meg Flaherty, Associate Director for Student Activities and Leadership, this is actually to the band and campus’s benefit, because it’s further away from our Canton community neighbors,

Institute of Technology. These programs allow students to obtain a four-year liberal arts degree at SLU and then continue their studies for an additional year at one of these other schools, ultimately obtaining a Master’s of Business Administration degree. These students could major in anything at SLU as long as they met the MBA admissions standards and took a variety of required courses in math, economics, and computer science. This program will continue to exist. Unfortunately, with the implementation of the new major comes the death of the Pre-Management Program. The Liberal Arts Business Major’s goal is to “create intellectually sophisticated business leaders.” Beginning this fall we are the guinea pigs. It’s time to wait and see the popularity and impact of this major on the SLU community.

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THE HILL NEWS | 5 reduces noise pollution, and allows the concert to go on a little bit later into the evening. As a result, A.C.E. feels that construction is causing no disruption to their ability to host large concerts. They even believe the new venue is an improvement from the Quad, as it provides a larger space for the productions and our everincreasing student population.

Flaherty hopes to remind us, “The Quad is absolutely the right place for a residence hall to be-- it’s near the heart of campus and connects the Romoda Drive residences with the rest of campus in a meaningful way. It creates a dialogue between the existing buildings.” The construction is definitely something that will take a little getting used to, but it’s something

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The idea of building on the Quad is scary. It’s a break away from tradition, and it’s understandable that many students, alumni, and staff feel uncomfortable with plans to change such a historical space. But Meg

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that must be done in the name of progress. The end result will be a beautiful building and surrounding area that every Laurentian—whether he or she is a current student or an alum— will be proud of.

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The Hill News asks:

What Do You Wish You Had Known As A First-Year? “Newell is the best hidden gem on campus.” - Riley Austin

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they enjoyed Wet Hot American Summer and left their paint tubes out in the common room. “We expected some late night painting,” says Eric Jameson, ‘14, of Habitat, “but we didn’t foresee this. It got carried away.” And carried away it did. After returning from the Tick Tock, members of the SLU community (not just the eight members of Habitat, many of whom were not even present) went about decorating with gusto. They did not merely splatter paint on the walls but also on the floors, ceilings, and furniture with little focus on the design aspect of the project. Myles Guiler ‘14, a member of Habitat, described it as “An explosion at a Crayola crayon factory,” an accurate description indeed. Those involved went to their beds, satisfied with their handiwork. The next morning, much of the house awoke to Rance Davis expressing his displeasure at the top of his voice, threatening house members with suspensions and the revocation of their Habitat memberships. The residents of Habitat were equally appalled. While they do not own the house, they consider it their home and

do not wish it to be in such a state, especially if caused by their own hands. Those involved and all members of the house immediately began rectifying their mistake; writing letters of apology and cleaning the considerable mess, doing all they could with the tools and supplies they could find. They were told, however, to stop cleaning by Head of Safety and Security Pat Gagnon, a decision that Mr. Guiler disagrees with. “College is a learning experience, and we should be given a margin of error. We made a huge mistake and would like the opportunity to fix it.” He cites past mistakes made by alumni, such as carting in sand for a beach party. In this instance, St. Lawrence custodians cleaned up the mess and there was no punishment. The general consensus at Habitat is that the members will be punished with heavy fines and other serious sanctions, along with a general ban on painting the walls in the house. The entire house has a meeting scheduled with Mr. Gagnon on Thursday where they will find out their official punishment. Until then, they can only hope the fallout isn’t too severe.

“Where my CWA works. As a senior I still wish I knew that, I’m trying to figuring it out.” - Russell King “That it’s okay to be scared when you join a new club.” - Catie Matson “What all the campus jobs are, how to apply to each, and their rate of pay.” - Germaine Choiniere “To branch out more, and know people better freshman year. Finding a tight circle of friends doesn’t have to happen immediately, everyone is looking to meet new people!” - Caitlin Hussey “More about Greek life on campus.” - Cam Mitiguy “To be better prepared for Peak Weekend: Bring more water!” - Robert Montgomery “How important writingintensive classes are.” - Nathan Rotich

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Abroad:

DRINK RECIPE OF THE WEEK: Liquid Oreo Mudslide: Palabras y motivación By CAITLIN MATSON-MCDONALD CO-MANAGING EDITOR

This silky drink blends the Irish spirit of Bailey’s cream with a hint of chocolate. It’s perfect for a fall or winter evening relaxing with your friends. Paired with the Kahlúa, it’s sweet enough that you don’t taste the strength of the vodka (a good or bad thing) until the aftertaste. This is a dessert in liquid form. So get mixing and enjoy! Warning: Alcohol consumption is not meant for students under 21. As per the law, The Hill News does not condone underage drinking. Violation of the law can result in legal action. Photo by Caitlin Matson

Ingredients: • 3 ounces vanilla vodka (3 tablespoons) • 3 ounces Kahlúa (3 tablespoons) • 2 1/2 ounces white crème de cacao (3 tablespoons) • 3 ounces Bailey’s Irish Cream (3 tablespoons) • Oreo cookies (for garnish) Instructions: 1. Fill a cocktail shaker halfway with ice cubes. 2. Add the vanilla vodka, Kahlúa, crème de cacao, Bailey’s and shake well. Strain into martini glasses. (Recipe serves two) 3. Slip an Oreo onto the side of each glass.

Boot n’ Paddle: Detox

By JP CAREY STAFF WRITER Returning to campus this fall has been an absolute ball. Catching up with our closest buddies or even random acquaintances we met at the Spicy has been a long time coming, classes are shaping up to be challenging but interesting, and the party scene has been outrageous, with a banger somewhere on campus almost every night. Freshmen are embarking on an unfamiliar ride, starting life here in Canton with a clean slate. Buuuuuuut let’s not forget a slice of the reason we chose this school in the heart of the farmlands of the North Country and the foothills of the Adirondacks. The outdoors are ubiquitous here in upstate New York and you don’t even need to drive to experience some of it. Heading out to a drinking fest at the Sandbanks is an entertaining social adventure for sure, but gettin’ out there with a small group or even goin’ solo is therapeutic and good for the soul. The other day a couple of colleagues and I moseyed on over to a more remote destination on the Grasse River. We lost track of time as we swam in the current, conversed

over stimulating topics, read our books by the juicing waterfall and reflected on the first week of classes. Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “Nature is the vehicle of thought”. The peacefulness and simplicity of the outdoors is what’s gonna get you thinkin’, not loud music and twenty drunk companions. There are no unhealthy distractions and only the magnificence of nature to capture your five senses. This experience isn’t likely to occur at the Sandbanks after classes, or at the picnic benches on the Java Quad during lunch breaks, even though they are technically in the outdoors. Even a hike up Mt. Marcy can be stressful with a long drive and a laborious climb. So much of our life right now is planned by classes and other obligations, but going on a canoe float or bicycle ride around town can give you a chance to have some valuable “me” time. The trip is so much more pleasant when you don’t even bring a watch. Take a breath and say to yourself, “screw the time.” You don’t really need to know it anyway. Just choosing a tall maple tree in the Enchanted Forest to sit beneath and do your homework will do.

I guarantee discovering a place away from the mess on the quad or on Park Street to set up a hammock and take a snooze will be the best part of your day. We all need that interruption from the demanding agenda of college life even when we don’t realize it. Next time you have an awkward chunk of free time saunter over to one of these places and do some meditatin’:

de Trescasas, España By KELLY BARTLETT GUEST COLUMNIST

Overwhelmed yet? Is Dana Brunch the one bright spot in your life? Forget all of your newyear stresses, forget the papers and presentations, and for a second, imagine that you are a student living in Spain. The unemployment rate for adults is about 26%, meaning one of your parents most likely doesn’t have a job; Desempleo juvenil, or youth unemployment—ages 1632— is at 50%, so half of your friends cannot find jobs. The country is suffering a massive economic crisis, known as la crisis, and corruption by once trusted elected officials is rampant. Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy and fellow government officials, such as Treasurer Luis Bárcenas, headed a massive scheme in which tax money was secretly given to already wealthy politicians. Despite an outraged country, Rajoy still remains in power. To top it all off, Spain just lost its bid for the 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo, a potentially economy saving deal, or at least what would have been a large step in the right direction. Through Study Abroad, I am living in Trescasas, Spain, a small town of less than 1,000 people outside of Segovia, where la crisis has impacted everyone. My father, Fernando, is out of a job,. My mother, Ana, works only part-time during the week. Together they have three children, all in school, and very little to raise them on. While I am living here, I am expected to do 8-10 interviews with people who call Trescasas home, to fully immerse myself in the rural Spanish culture. Being

an English major in a nonspeaking country, words have an extraspecial significance to me; with the exception of some cognates such as hospital, animal, and chocolate, most of my vocabulary is useless. So with every interview, I asked what my subject believed to be his or her favorite word in the entirety of the Spanish language, a word they particularly enjoyed or tried to embody. I was expecting silly answers, like mantequilla, butter, or azafata, flight attendant, which are my favorite words to say, nothing profound. What I got however, were responses that illustrate a group of people who are honest, hardworking, and still hopeful for change and a positive future in a time where so much seems to be wrong and bleak. Felicidad-Happiness. AmistadFriendship. Salud- Health. Esperanza-Hope. Confianza- Trust. Familia- Family. Amor- Love. Alegría- Joy. Sabiduría-Knowledge. Pizza- er, Pizza. Okay, so maybe pizza isn’t exactly profound, but this 12 year old really loved pizza. These words reflect a spirit that will not be crushed. Despite hard times, with little chance for change for many years to come, these people are choosing to embrace the positive in life. While they may go without, and there are many situations both politically and economically they cannot control, the people of Trescasas are choosing not to let their situation consume their lives. While it may be a small consolation, if the people of Trescasas can find hope and happiness in their lives, then chances are I (and you) can too. Now, off to finish that 12 page paper!

• Avenue of the Elms • Canoeing on the Grasse • The golf course • Enchanted Forest • Flat Rocks • Lampson Falls • Remmington Rapids • The lean-to • Taylor Park • Cross-country trails • Bend in the River Park • Tooley Pond • Glenmeal • Rope Swing • Mt. Azure • Rainbow Falls If you need guidance or directions to any of these spots, approach any member of the Outing Club Cottage. Peace be da journey. Photo by Kelly Bartlett

SEPTEMBER 13, 2013

ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

Moving in Stereo Has a Basketball Jones By WILL STANDISH COLUMNIST

Well hi there, St. Lawrence. It feels awfully good to be back. After a semester of gallivanting about Manhattan and a summer of not writing about music, I’m happy to return to the pages of The Hill News. As always, my duty will be to review and discuss interesting new music, underrated greats, and some classics with insight and professionalism. Except for this week. This week I’m going to talk about the Space Jam soundtrack. Writing about the Space Jam soundtrack provides an interesting challenge that I usually don’t face when writing about music. I mean, what is there to say that the album doesn’t already? This is an album that clearly speaks for itself, and what it says is, “this album was released in 1996. It is the soundtrack to a movie about cartoon characters playing basketball.” But, much like the movie the album supports, Space Jam is incredibly fun in spite of being very obviously of its time. Just as the movie concerns a team-up of cartoon, basketball, and Bill Murray greats, the soundtrack features an All-Star lineup of titans of 90s rap and R&B. They include, but are not limited to Salt n’ Pepa, Coolio, LL Cool J, Seal (who, between this and “Kiss from a Rose” from Batman Forever, was basically the soundtrack king of the mid 90s), and, of course, R. Kelly. These tracks range from a number

of good, if redundant, covers of 70s songs (Seal’s “Fly Like an Eagle” and R. Kelly’s “That’s the Way”) to some pretty great rap songs, a few strong but not particularly memorable 90s smooth R&B tracks, and a few tracks that actively defy classification and normal quality ratings. One of the best on the album is “Hit ‘em High”, an attack rap featuring verses from B-Real, Busta Rhymes, Coolio, LL Cool J, and Method Man. These both question the integrity of Michael Jordan’s return to basketball and find a way to name-drop Bob Dole (if the refs get political/ dribble like Bob Dole), ensuring that this is the first and last time that Bob Dole and rap have ever been used in the same sentence. I guess what I’m trying to say is that it’s pretty much the best theme song for aliens who got good at basketball by stealing Charles Barkley’s playing ability. Of course, I’d be remiss not to mention the theme song by platinum selling artists Quad City DJ’s, or R. Kelly’s non-“Trapped in the Closet” magnum opus “I Believe I Can Fly”. “Space Jam” is an energetic 5 minute rap epic/ internet meme (seriously, look up the remixes mash ups, they’re great) that uses the lines “shake it, quake it, space kaboom” in a verse. There’s not much else I can say about it. Whenever I hear “I Believe I Can Fly” it takes me back to a simpler time, when this song was gigantic (seriously, it won a Grammy). It’s

pretty nostalgia-driven for me, and in hindsight it’s pretty saccharine, but it’s still pretty solid. The two tracks on this album that stand out simply due to their sheer perplexing existence are the songs “Basketball Jones” and “Buggin”. “Basketball Jones”, a reimagining of a Cheech and Chong song features a dynamic duo of “wait, what?” of Barry White and Chris Rock. The room-shaking baritone of White and the nasal-tone ranting of Rock combine to form something I am incapable of hating, but can’t quite bring myself to like either. It is an enigma. “Buggin’”, performed by Bugs Bunny, is just terrible. In a perfect world, legislation would have been passed in 1993 making it illegal to record a rapping cartoon character and we’d all live better lives for it. But we don’t live there, and somehow, against better judgment, “Buggin’” exists. The Space Jam soundtrack is pretty ridiculous sometimes, but it’s also really fun. Reaching beyond nostalgia, it’s got a few excellent tracks that capture what the pop culture climate of the time was like. If you get the chance, give it a listen. And, in the wise words of the Quad City DJs, “Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now”. It’s time to slam now, indeed. Stray thoughts: Why didn’t Quad City DJs record more albums? Coolio riffing on The Jeffersons theme on “The Winner” works. R. Kelly pronounces “door” really weirdly.

First Java of the New Year: Formula 5 By EMILY PENNA COLUMNIST

The first show of fall semester at the Java Barn always makes me nervous. Not only is it a welcome back for all the upperclassmen who may not have gotten their fix of shows over the summer (I know I didn’t, compared to what I’m used to every weekend during the year at SLU), but it sets the tone for the firstyear class who has only heard about Java. I’ve noticed over the past few years that the freshman approach to Java varies. You have the kids who come right at ten, spending the rest of the semester assuming nobody goes to Java because they only saw twelve kids standing around wearing staff shirts, and the band wasn’t even playing. Then there are the kids who come right when the music starts, usually from Rebert or Lee, because they can hear the music. And then, there are the freshmen that come trickling in as they get texts from others, telling them to make their way down. This year the first show was Formula 5. I was happy to see all the Java regulars, plus a slew of new faces to replace those who have graduated or gone abroad. There were a few game-changers both behind the scenes and right on stage that made this first show different than others. First, the main door wouldn’t stay open without an alarm going off. Luckily, it was a beautiful night and

the garage door saved us all. TipS monitors were still able to stand guard, controlling the flow of traffic in and out of the venue. Second, (and way more exciting), the band brought a projector with them, creating an amazing back drop that blended in nicely with the walls at the venue. Most notable was the screen during set break, that featured small drawings of Bill Murray dressed up as different characters that he has played. Why Bill Murray? You’d have to ask the band. While the projector certainly helped to keep your eyes to the stage, Formula 5 had no trouble keeping your ears listening. They played many songs off their selftitled album released this March, including “Paella, Coming Home,” “3 Ring Circus”, and “Hot Box.” The band features Joe Davis (guitar), Mike McDonald (keyboard/synth), Bill Shattuck (bass), and Greg Marek (drums), with all members

contributing to the vocals. To complete their 5, they were joined by a goose on stage, who was seen dancing in the front row with Charlotte Cadwell during the second set. The band members all hail from the upstate New York region. We at the Java Barn believe it’s important to support your local bands, and we try to uphold this by booking regional acts. Though sometimes we do have to indulge if a killer band from outside the region is willing to make an appearance in the area (read: Mama’s Love). After a successful first show, we are looking forward to all the other great music our booking agent has put together for this semester. We’ve got many Java favorites returning, along with a number of new bands we can’t wait for you to see. Check out The Java Barn on facebook to get our full semester lineup, or keep an eye out around campus for posters of each show!

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Second Breakfast: Welcome to the Space Jam By CHRIS MELVILLE ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR

Space Jam (1996), because why not? I’m the editor again, baby.

The Plot: Trouble comes to the Looney Toons when a rich alien villain (Danny DeVito) becomes bent on enslaving them as entertainers at his space theme park. Faced with unexpected odds in a basketball game for their freedom, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and the rest of the Toons turn to basketball legend Michael Jordan (Michael Jordan) to whip them into shape and play for their future. So, this may not sound like much. Indeed, on the surface, Space Jam is a pretty straightforward sports movie, but it is the sports movie. It contains great lessons for kids about teamwork, determination, hard work, and the importance of right over wrong. The filmmakers were able to create a surprisingly insightful and poignant critique of professional sports, particularly the NBA. They provide commentary on product sponsorship, drug-abuse, and what it means to be a real athlete- all through the seamless lens of a kid movie. In a very interesting way, this simplistic guise is what most contributes to the film’s complexity. It’s easy to comment on those issues as an adult; to throw facts and statistics at an unassuming audience, to shock them with stories of misconduct in the NBA, but Space Jam is subtle and almost sneaky in its delivery. The innocence of the premise and of the target audience hits home, reminding the viewer that, in essence, sports are supposed to be clean, honest, fun games. Furthermore, this film holds great value for the cinematic industry, trailblazing new special effects techniques. The story merges the two worlds of cartoon and reality, so most of the film was shot in front of a green screen as actors like Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight, and Bill Murray imagine the world and characters around them. This film actually pushed the envelope on green screen technology, paving the way for the innovations we see today in films like Avatar, Life of Pi, and The Hobbit. Without Space Jam there would be no Gollum. I guess what I’m saying is that Space Jam is the definitive film of the ‘90s. The late Roger Ebert gave it 3.5/4 stars, calling it a “Happy marriage of good ideas.” Just in case that isn’t a powerful enough vote of confidence for you, and in case you still aren’t appreciative of the film’s cinematic merit, allow me to describe to you what the ‘90s were like. The final decade of the twentieth century saw a lot of interesting socioeconomical developments and prosperity. Despite all the good, however, MTV groomed a terrible horror known as Generation X. These mindless, apathetic drones meandered through life with no ambition, no love, and no appreciation for their culture. Essentially, they were disillusioned because no one understood why they were disillusioned. Everything clean and good about the ‘90s was in danger of being swallowed up by a gaping abyss of nihilism. Then, in 1996, a film came out that featured every positive aspect of contemporary society with one message: “Hey guys, this stuff is pretty cool.” That movie was Space Jam. Despite its serious commentary and technological superiority, at its heart the film was just a celebration of life and everything it has to offer. As the opening credit sequence kicks off, singer/songwriters Quad City DJs pose the thought-provoking question, “Hey, you, watcha gonna do?” Well, without waiting for an answer, they proceed to declare, “Everybody get up; it’s time to slam now. We’ve got a real jam going down. Welcome to the Space Jam.” Thank you, Quad City DJs, thank you.

This week at ACE:

Iron Man 3 Following the events of 2012’s The Avengers, Tony Stark, a.k.a Iron Man, a.k.a. Robert Downey Jr. must face his toughest opponent yet: the elusive Mandarin (Ben Kingsley). Iron Man 3 is clever, humorous, exciting, and an all around good time, plus it develops its main character beyond being a belligerent ass.

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