Welcome to the digital version Of the Bikers Trading Post The Bikers Trading Post will now be published monthly as a digital magazine. We have been making some big changes. Now, instead of being a one man show, we're teaming up with others to make us more of a community magazine. This will let us cover more and publish a lot more of all the events that you are going to. We now have people in Erie and Crawford Counties and I think one in Washington and Fayette County. We are a local publication and dealing with local happenings. Yes we will cover a few of the bigger shows that a lot of you follow but we understand you have no interest in a poker run in Kentucky. We will not be limited to the per page cost like in the normal printed publications. You can download the whole magazine and save it and you may take it to a printer and print part of it or all of it. The calendar is sideways in the view mode so you can print it to hang. Most of the articles will have links and they are in red and labeled. If you click on that link it will take you to the albums of photos or a video slide show from the event and you are welcome to right click in them to download and use for any non-commercial use. Please give us credit if you put them on your pages. You can take them and get prints of you and your friends if they were at one of the events that we covered. We have a facebook page that if you click on it will take you to a current list of the events that are happening in our area. At this time we have listed 333 events past and present for 2015 in Western Pa. https://www.facebook.com/thebikerstradingpost Please check it out and friend us, and please feel free to share anything on that page you want to. Here is the link to all of the events that we have listed. https://thebikerstradingpost.smugmug.com/Events/n-nL89zz/ Now with that all being said this is a biker magazine. We are covering the bike life, style and events. We work hard to try and keep things clean but if something is happening in the background and we miss it, OH WELL. If you are offended by off color jokes and photos of people getting crazy and photos of girls on bikes you are at the wrong place. This month one of our features is East Coast Motorcycle Rally ( formally known as East Coast Sturgis ) There were a lot of naked people in the background and I could not use most of the bike game photos so you are warned. We are looking for people who go to a lot of the events and would like to do sales and also cover a few events. We are trying to keep the areas to about one county each, so after you get set up you could cover it in 2 or 3 days a month. We are offering a great sales incentive so if you are looking for a little money on the side please get in touch with us. We will also be looking for bikes to feature in the magazine along with models for on the bikes. On about once a week we update the list on our smug page. The link to the new listing is always pinned to the top of our facebook page or you can go to our smug page https://thebikerstradingpost.smugmug.com/ and it will be listed under the date it was up loaded. We add a whole new page and delete the old one so you can not save the album link. With that all being said I had a lot of fun this month and went to a lot of events meeting all of you really good people out there. East Coast Motorcycle Rally was the most relaxed and fun time I have had in a long time. We are slowly getting everything put together with the people covering the different areas so please bear with us on that. Anyone that is going to an event and wants to share it with us please e-mail us at thebikerstradingpost@gmail.com. If you would like to join us in sales, covering events and getting published please let us know. Last month the link to the model did not work. https://thebikerstradingpost.smugmug.com/April-SS2/n-Q2CTPM/ The Erie Bikefest did not work. https://thebikerstradingpost.smugmug.com/Erie-Bike-Fest/n-QJz9Pn/
Sunday, August 23rd, held the 2015 Café Racer Magazine Readers Ride-in Bike Show in Sewickley, PA. It was a unique type of show with many foreign and vintage bikes. It was a great event to be held in the heart of this quaint town. The turnout was over flowing and the crowd was very diverse with many coming from great distances. There were trophies awarded for: Best Japanese Café Racer, Best American/European Café Racer, Best British Café Racer, Wildest Engineering, People’s Choice and Best in Show The winners will be featured in Cafe Racer Magazine! Also there was “Naked Speed” Star Dustin Kott! Great job guys, I know this will just get bigger and bigger.
Fallen Warrior Tribute and Motorcycle Run Presented by Vision Ministries, in cooperation with C.M.A and A.B.A.T.E. Lawrence Co ABATE had the opportunity to attend and work along side Vision Ministries for “THE FALLEN WARRIOR ALL DAY TRIBUTE & MOTORCYCLE RUN 2015� which was held at Cascade Park. All Proceeds where donated to IT'S ABOUT THE WARRIOR FOUNDATION which is located in Butler Pa. ( www.iatw.us). What a great day we all had. The weather was beautiful sunny & rain free... always a plus!! The morning started off with a prayer service where we were all honored to listen to Pastor Randy Crum from Vision Ministries along with Pastor Albert Librizzi from Barnstone Ministries. The main spearker was Pastor Bill Blume from Faith 2 Faith Ministries. They all delivered an inspiring message which started the day out in a positive up lifting mood. There were vendors and informational booths from CMA, ABATE, Harley Davidson of New Castle, Vision Ministries of Law. Co., Chris Kyle Frog Foundation which also brought the Chris Kyle Truck out for display. There were Military displays to visit and Food was offered by the VFW Post 315 which did a great job keeping everyone full. It's About The Warrior Foundation (IATW) Steve Monteleone brought out their Foundation Truck which was also included in the run
Fallen Warrior Tribute and Motorcycle Run Presented by Vision Ministries, in cooperation with C.M.A and A.B.A.T.E. which started @ 2:00 I wish I could tell you how many bikes there were but there was so much going on with this event I never got around to counting but had heard somewhere around 200. We were lead by the Patriot Guard which is always such an honor. Also included in the run were military vehicles as well as various fire departments and local Police departments. The ride headed
Fallen Warrior Tribute and Motorcycle Run Presented by Vision Ministries, in cooperation with C.M.A and A.B.A.T.E. towards downtown New Castle then headed north and looped back down thru town. It was so wonderful to see all the support of the community come out and wave. When we returned there was entertainment from Highland Rose Band free cupcakes and cookies were available thru out the day and a raffle was held also. As the day was winding down we all gathered together for the FINAL SALUTE TO AMERICA'S SOLDIERS. We had the honor of listening to the brother of SSG Edward D Mills JR who was killed in the line of duty. Who shared why his brother wanted to serve his country thru the military. Spending the day and getting to see so many faces and hear so many great stories about patriotism really makes this event a must attend for next year. Lawrence Co Abate is always doing something to help a biker whether it's thru changing a law or creating a new law or helping a veteran who served our country. If your looking for a great organization that truly makes a different then give ABATE a call. We have monthly meeting at the Crane Room in New Castle the first Wednesday of every month starting @ 7:00. We are dedicated in making Motorcycling a more safer adventure for all bikers. Till next time remember 4 wheels move the body, 2 wheels move the soul... Lovada
Fallen Warrior Tribute and Motorcycle Run Presented by Vision Ministries, in cooperation with C.M.A and A.B.A.T.E.
Volant Valley Poker Run I had the pleasure of stopping in at the start of the Volant Valley Poker Run. Jim Schooley from the Volant Vol. Fire Company gave the the following run down. The poker run was great. We had 161 people registered and 102 bikes. Our first stop at Clintonville fire hall we severed lunch to 100 people. We had a bike break a shift lever on the way but our chase truck loaded him up and got him safely home. Our second stop was River's Bend Bar in East Brady. Then onto our third stop at The beer Garden. Upon return to Volant fire hall a dinner provided by Fairground market was waiting. The ride totaled 111 miles. We had lots of door prizes and a Chinese auction with items from Lutz's Leather and other contributors.
Volant Valley Poker Run Our winners were. Worst hand- Jodi Kelly. Second best hand was Lance Woods and best hand was won by Andy Cotton. All the winners donated back to the Volant Vol. Fire Company. We thank all our riders and sponsors.
Volant Valley Poker Run
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Zepka H-D
World of Wheels
Apple H-D 495 Municipal Drive Duncansville, PA 16635 814-696-7433 DuBois Motorcycle Plus
960 Eisenhower Blvd. Johnstown, PA 15904 814-262-7777
3572 State Rt. 257 Seneca, PA 16346 814-676-5721
Z & M Cycle Sales
Victory Dealers
101 W. DuBois Ave. DuBois, PA 15801 814-371-5750
Honda Dealers
1482 N. Hermitage Rd. Hermitage, PA 16148 724-962-6001
Gatto H-D
Can-Am Dealers
Harley-Davidson Dealers
Harley-Davidson of Erie
6130 State Route 30 Greensburg, PA 15601 724-837-9404
3712 W 12th St. Erie, PA 16505 814-838-1356
139 E. 6th Ave Tarentum, PA 15084 724-224-0500
Gatto H-D
Leisure Time Powersports
139 E. 6th Ave Tarentum, PA 15084 724-224-0500
729 E. Columbus Ave. Corry, PA 16407 814-664-4604
Hot Metal HD
McMahon’s Cycle Sales
1122 Lebanon Road West Mifflin, Pa 15122 412-464-9453
613 7th Avenue Beaver Falls, PA 15010 724-846-6251
McMahon’s Cycle Sales
Street Track ‘N Trail
613 7th Avenue Beaver Falls PA 15010 724-846-6251
3723 Conneaut Lake Rd. Conneaut Lake, PA 814-382-4821
New Castle H-D
West Hills Honda
4655 US Route 422 New Castle PA 16101 724-924-2310
209 Moon Clinton Road Coraopolis, PA 412-262-2200
Steel City H-D
World of Wheels
1375 Washington Road Washington, PA 15301 724-225-7020
3572 State Rt. 257 Seneca, PA 16346 814-676-5721
Street Track ‘N Trail, Inc
Northstar Power Sports
Leisure Time Powersports 729 E. Columbus Ave. Corry, PA 16407 814-664-4604
Custom Paint J T’s Auto and Cycle 118 Chestnut Rd Charleroi, PA 15022 724-483-1391
Mozina Graphics 8355 Route 819 Greensburg, PA 15601 724-838-0420 www.mozinagraphics.com
Motorcycle Accessories Lutz’s Leather 1163 Mercer Rd Beaver Falls, PA 15010 724-843-6220
Herb Crawford Cycle Parts
13723 Conneaut Lake Rd. Conneaut Lake, PA 16316 824-382-4821
Kawasaki Dealers
Three Rivers H-D
139 E. 6th Ave Tarentum, PA 15084 724-224-0500
Motorcycle Parts Repair and Inspection
Thunder H-D
Northstar Power Sports
1344 E. State St. Sharon, PA 16146 724-981-7282
1482 N. Hermitage Rd. Hermitage, PA 16148 724-962-6001
Unique All Cycles
Triple S Harley-Davidson
Street Track ‘N Trail
1463 Glenn Ave. Glenshaw, PA 15116 412-487-3377
308 Cheat, Road Morgantown WV 26508 304-284-8244
Gatto H-D
3723 Conneaut Lake Rd. Conneaut Lake, PA 814-382-4821
924 15th St Franklin, PA 16323 814-432-5564
3920 Penn Ave. Pittsburgh, PA 15224 412-681-0861 or 412-683-BIKE
Rask Cycle 1647 Evans City Road Evans City, PA 16033 724-538-4123 www.raskcycle.com
Insurance Jack Bonus Insurance 101 N. Main St. Zelienople, Pa 16063 724-452-4177
Rider Insurance Marquis Smith 724-504-2295
A.L. Kayafas Insurance 705 Church St. Wampum, PA 16157 724-535-8888
Food and Drink Establishments Pizza Man’s Pizza 5 S. Jefferson St. New Castle, PA. 16101 724-658-0333
The Bier Haus 866 State Rt. 31 Ruffs Dale, PA 15679 724-696-9009
Bavington Roadhouse 1860 Steubinville Pike Burgettstown, PA 15021 724-899-2448
Blue Haven Lounge 492 Nixon Rd. Cheswick, PA 15024 412-274-9963
Burg Bar & Grill 1118 Eleventh Street West Pittsburgh, PA 16160 724-535-0205
Double Wide Grill 2339 East Carson St. Pittsburgh, PA 15203 412-390-1111
Double Wide Grill 100 Adams Shoppes Mars, PA 16046 724-553-5212
Edgewater Inn 4th
4701 Ave Beaver Falls, PA 16010 724-843-2272
Harmony Ridge 1280 Breitenstein Rd. Ambridge, PA 15003 724-266-2414
Iron Creek Bar and Grill
Rock House Bar and Grill
611 Millers Run Road Cuddy, PA 15031 412-564-5292
2560 William Flynn Highway Butler, PA 16001
JD’s Tap House
141 Greenwood Dr. Butler, PA 16001 724-283-1826
440 Baldwin St. Meadville, PA 16335 814-336-3055
Crystal Lake Inn 743 Liberty St Hartstown, Pa 16131 814-382-6249
Lakeside Tavern 12774 Rt. 19 South Waterford, PA 16441 814-796-4156
Lee’s Place 707 Herman Road Butler, Pa 724-285-5866
Long Branch Saloon 574 Blockhouse Run Road New Brighton, PA 15066 724-843-9768
Luanne’s Rt68 2424 Midland Beaver Rd Industry, PA 15052 724-643-6508
Nate’s Bar and Grill 4377 Rt.19 Cocherton, PA 16314 814-425-3925
Peter B’s Bar and Grill 111 Rock & Roll Lane Sarver, PA 16055 724-353-2677
Purples Saloon 1435 St. Rt. 66 Ford City, PA 16226 724-763-1812
Quaker Steak & Lube 1425 Scalp Ave. Unit 140 Johnstown, PA 15904 814-262-9464
Quaker Steak & Lube 101 Chestnut Street Sharon, PA 16146 724-981-9464
, Cafe Quillens 1151 Walnut St. Stoneboro, PA 16153 724-376-2823
Rock Ann Haven
Rudy’s Restaurant 1641 Mercer Grove City Rd. Mercer, PA 16137 724-748-3068
Six Packs Bar and Grill 3708 Ellwood Rd New Castle, PA 16101 724-924-9724
The Beer Garden 2399 Oneida Road Petrolia, PA 16050 724-894-2428
The Brady’s Run Grille 449 Constitution Blvd. New Brighton, PA 15066 724-843-9001
The Handle Bar & Grille 342 West Pike St. Cannonsburg, PA 15317 724-746-4227
Landmark Hotel 289 Old Ash Road Mercer, PA 16137
The Ranch 4628 Ellwood Rd. New Castle, PA 16101 724-752-9700
Uncle Dan’s Saloon ( UD’s ) 2445 State Highway 98 Conneautville, PA 16406 814-763-3215
Walt’s Tavern 11780 St. Hwy. 618 Conneaut Lake, Pa. 16316 814-382-9593
Keystone Bar 210 First St. Ellwood City, PA 16117 724-758-4217
Pit Stop Pub 430 Erie St. Mercer, PA 16137 724-662-3116
Weisz’s Hazel Manor
Otto’s Tavern
Three B’s Lounge
215 North St. Ellwood City, PA 16117 724-758-3878
611 Riviera Rd. Emleton, PA 16373 724-867-0952
309 S. Main St. Zelienople, PA 16063 724-452-9959
Hunter Jacks Bar and Grill
Breakers Pub
The Lake House
10100 W. Ridge Rd. Girard, PA 16417 814-774-8643
187 Portersville Rd. Ellwood City, Pa 16117 724-752-2955
12057 St. Hwy. 618 Conneaut Lake, PA 16316 814-510-9220
Jacks Are Wild
Buffalo Wild Wings
The Hitching Post
7501 Sharon Mercer Rd. Mercer, PA 16137 724-346-5246
2099 Interchange Rd. Erie, PA 16509 814-868-9464
438 Hadley Road Greenville, PA 16125 724-588-2689
Czartoryski Cafe
Peters Creek Pub
The Branding Iorn
302 Parade St. Erie, PA 16507 814-455-0132
2103 Rankintown Rd. Finleyville, PA 15332 724-348-6607
2221 Ben Franklin Highway New Castle, PA 16116 724-658-1210
Fatboys Saloon
Pizza Joe’s
Ziggy’s Lounge
12714 Dicksonburg Rd. Conneautville, PA 16406 814-382-9278
1815 W. State St. New Castle, PA. 16101 724-654-1150
201 6th Ave. Tarentum, PA 15084 724-895-3663
H.T.’S Spillway
Quaker Steak and Lube
Wide Glide Bar and Grill
797 Oneida Valley Rd. Butler, PA 16001 724-283-0356
7851 Peach St. Erie, PA 16509 814-864-9464
518 Broad Ave. Belle Vernon, PA 15012 724-243-3766
Marroni’s Lounge
Quaker Steak and Lube
1 Ohio River Boulevard Leetsdale, Pa 15056 724-266-8030
1298 Freedom Road Cranberry, PA 16066 724-778-9464
The Bikers Trading Post
I met Britt a little while back through some mutual friends and she always caught my eye and was as sweet as could be. As for being a tomboy when she came to the shoot she had her 7mm rifle with her because she was going out shooting after. I was doing a shoot for the Horse magazine at this location and wanted to line up another bike and model to shoot at the same time. The bike we had lined up broke down so Britt stepped up and said don’t cancel the shoot I will find a bike. This is a 2003 Honda Shadow Spirit 750. I asked her to tell me a little about herself and her modeling and here is what she sent. I've always been encouraged to model because of my height and build by family and friends but I was always the tom boy that didn't think I could make it as a model. A close friend of mine convinced me to do a group shoot when I was 18 and Fred Jennings saw a ton of potential in me. He had me join the Emerald Girls which changed my world. I got to meet wonderful local photographers, participate in shoots more frequently and they even helped me get into runway shows with Philip Pelusi. Wanting to model had always been in the back of my mind but I didn't think it was a dream that I would ever reach. Now that dream has been my reality for 2 years and it has built my confidence, taught me how to enhance my work and I'm working towards a new goal of becoming a well known bikini and alternative model as well as becoming a promotional model for bike weeks and car shows. One of my best experiences on this journey was finding out on Valentines Day that I would be on the cover of Top Floor Magazine (with the best pose that I had ever nailed), and getting to do a shoot on a bike with James Nocera. I love motorcycles and this shoot allowed me to play with one for a day and have people see the outcome of such a fun shoot! I'm a Park and Resource Management Major at Slippery Rock University and when I finish my schooling I plan on becoming a seasonal park ranger, touring the US on a bike and working at every national park that I come past. That would be the life!
I was invited to join some good people a for a few days at the East Coast Motorcycle Rally formerly known as "The East Coast Sturgis Motorcycle Rally" at Apple Mountain, Little Orleans, Western Maryland. It is a great place to get together with good people to enjoy good food, good times great events and some really great entertainment. The location was great with ample room for the campers in the woods and plenty of room for the RV campers. I did not get a number on how many people were there but one of the vendors said he estimated 10,000. They had most of the regular motorcycle games but they also had some I have never seen before including the thong pull where they tie a sled with a bale of hay on it to the girls thong and the girls race to a finish line. They had applesauce wrestling but they mixed in cooking oil in with it. That made for some interesting slips and slides. And the best of all the games was the motorcycle demolition derby. I have never seen anything like that and I have to say it was the craziest thing I ever saw. Something I do not think I want to try at home. They also had some of the standard bike Rally events including the bike show, tattoo contest with a twist. They had a WTF tattoo contest in like WTF was I thinking when I got this tattoo and of course the no t-shirt contest. The bands were great with Friday "ERYN SHEWELL AND THE WHISKEY DEVILS" followed by "THE NIGHTHAWKS" and finishing the night was "KASHMIR" the ultimate Led Zeppelin tribute band. I have seen them before and they always draw a crowd and put on a great show. Saturday they started off with the fantastic sounds of "GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY" Next was "ARTIMUS PYLE" The ultimate tribute to Ronnie Van Zants Lynyrd Skynyrd. The Artimus Pyle Band features Rock and Roll Hall of Fame drummer from Lynyrd Skynyrd and last was what I think talked me into going was the feature band that I have always been a fan of the national recording artist the "OUTLAWS" I am looking forward to making this a yearly trip and I think it is something you all need to check out to. You can’t even go camping for the price of the admission here and also to get such great entertainment and being with a great crowd. You can check out their website at http://www.eastcoaststurgis.com/index.html
516 photos from the event here and also a video slide show
Up Coming Events Upcoming Bike events. Click on any red title and it will take you to the full information on that event. Please give locations on your flyers and a contact phone number. Sepetember 3-7 Easyriders Rodeo Chillicothe, Ohio. September 5 East End Fire Dept Poker Run Mercer, Pa September 5 Dice Run To Support Project Support Our Troops Linesville, Pa. September 11 Ride To Honor And Remember The Fallen Of 9/11 Different Locations September 12 9/11 Flight 93 Memorial Ride 2 starting points New Castle HD Duncan Manor Plaza 4th
September 12 Annual Operation: Wounded Vetz Meadville, Pa
September 12 LT. Eric Eslary Memorial Ride Latrobe, Pa September 12 Beaver Conty’s 14th Annual POW/MIA Run Rochester, Pa
September 12 Kai Dane Gomez Suiicide Awareness Memorial Run Guys Mills, Pa September 13 Kyle Rozman Lucky 13 Benefit Motorcycle Run Shaler Twp., Pa September 13 Anthony Maffio Memorial Ride And Spaghetti Dinner Uniontown, Pa September 13 Endless Summer Car, Truck & Motorcycle Show Meadville, Pa September 13 Chaps for Charity Poker Run “Bikers Helping Bikers” McCandless Twp., Pa September 18 POW/MIA 24-HourVIGIL Meadville, Pa September 18, 19, 20 A. B.A.T.E. Of Pa. 2nd Annual Fall Fling Curwensville, Pa
September 19 Fallen Members Memorial Run West Brownsville, Pa September 19 Ride for Freedom Meadville, Pa September 19 Celebration of Mike’s Life Bike Run Bentlyeyville, Pa September 19 Colbee Regis Lovich Benefit Ride Lyndora, Pa September 19 Valley Hotel Bar Charity Bike Run South Hills, Pa September 19 Erie County A.B.A.T.E. 5th Annual Bullseye Run Erie, Pa September 26 Manor Twp Volunteer Fire Company Ride For Our Fallen Brothers Manor Twp., Pa September 27 Riders Against Drugs Blaster Stunt Crew Cranberry Twp., Pa
A.B.A.T.E. of Erie County PA Bullseye Run September 19th, 2015 The 5th Annual A.B.A.T.E. of Erie County PA Bullseye Run will take place on Saturday, September 19th. Sign-ups will be at The Last Shot Bar and Grill 3064 West 12th St. in Erie from 10:30am to NOON. The cost is $10.00 a rider and $15.00 with a passenger. This year's charity is StringsforaCURE速, a local 501(c)(3) non-profit charitable organization dedicated to providing education, comfort and financial assistance to cancer patients, primarily those with breast cancer. Some of the famous musicians who have donated their used guitar strings to SFAC to be made into jewelry include Joe Bonamassa, Jon Bon Jovi, Chris Daughtry, Melissa Etheridge, Wynonna Judd, Bret Michaels, Willie Nelson and Paul Rodgers. Last year's Bullseye Run recipient, Cody's Wheels of Hope, received a check for $930.00! The Bullseye Run was created by former A.B.A.T.E. Vice President Tim Dailey and it is all about "hitting your target." Some of the challenges we have done over the last 5 five years include horseshoes, darts, corn hole, ring toss, lawn darts, paintball and a fan favorite...pistol shooting. This year has seven stops with some fun, interesting and challenging targets including the pistol shoot. New for this year...you can use your own non-scoped, non-laser pistol for the pistol shoot (a .22 will be available for those that do not have their own). This is one run you do not want to miss! For more information on A.B.A.T.E. or the Erie County Chapter, go to www.abatepa.org or eriecoabateofpa.org. For more information on this year's charity, go to www.stringsforacure.org or visit our Facebook pages "ABATE of PA - Erie County Chapter" and "StringsforaCURE".
This year's t-shirts (men's are gray and ladies are Caribbean blue).
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I ask Justine to give us a little about herself and her tattoos. Dom Cioffi from needles of fury in Natrona Heights did all of my work free handed. It is all his original art work. Nothing off a stencil or Internet. There are creatures hidden all throughout the flower designs. My husband and I have a matching one on our shoulder that is a rat beast eating a skull head. There are spiders and a Wolf fighting a snake. It is the fury hidden among the beauty. I look like a typical in shape female but my entire life for the past 15 years has been training like an animal. I am passionate about what I do in every aspect of my life from running my two businesses to my bodybuilding and power lifting career I approach everything with fury and dedication in every way possible
Humor to relieve relieve Humor to stress How to tell your child's gender. Three women were sitting in a bar, (brunette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!". Honeymoon What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second? The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.
10 Inch Bic Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesn't he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
Office Affair A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work weeks, the associate was happy to reciprocate. However, when asked by a friend to identify the lover, the associate was puzzled. "All I know for sure is that it was a partner -- I had to do all the work."
Question for the day Q: What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? A: Silicon Valley.
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