The Gabber: January 26, 2023

Land of Flowers

By Amanda Hagood

They started off as decorations.

When Michael Polen began working at Art Stone Co., the concrete statuary shop his family founded in 1959, he decided to spruce up some of the items on the lot with a few plants. The pretty orchids he and his wife Paula picked up on their regular trips to Keys seemed like just the thing.

“I thought it would get people interested in the fountains,” he recalls with a laugh. “But all they wanted was the orchids!”

That was 1982. Today, you can still wander past mermaids, gnomes, and other fantastical creatures cast in stone, but if you keep going toward the back of the lot, you’ll find a living, breathing marvel: a veritable jungle of orchids.

Cyrtopodium Maxillaria Phalaenopsis. With names as varied and as mesmerizing as their bold shapes and colors, orchids represent one of the largest plant families in the world. Endlessly adaptive, diverse species grow in trees, on cliff faces, among prairie grasses, or nestled into fungi communities of the forest floor.

With our humid subtropical cli-

mate, Florida is particularly rich in orchids – and orchid growers. Bill Nunez, a longtime leader of the Florida West Coast Orchid Society

(FWCOS), can remember hunting for orchids as a young man in DeSoto County.

Michael Polen, owner of Art Stone Co., shows off the Epidendrum that recently won him an American Orchid Society Award. He named it after his granddaughter: Mae’s Green Star.

Trash at Clam Bayou

At least ever other day I walk or ride my bike through Clam Bayou. I have never seen it clean of trash in the water or on the shorelines of the water areas. (Read this article at thegabber.com for photos). This bayou is an important ecologically sensitive flood control area that needs a lot of work to make it a healthy environment. Please contact the Gulfport Parks Department and encourage a clean up effort. –Hal Wahlborg, Gulfport

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Welcome Gulfport’s New Fire Chief René Fernandez Has Spent His Entire Career With Same Department

By Monroe Roark

René Fernandez has spent his entire career with Gulfport Fire Rescue, and he has moved from entry level to the top spot.

Fernandez was named the city’s new fire chief  and sworn in at the Jan. 17 council meeting. He succeeds Jim Marenkovic, whose last official day before retirement was Jan. 3.

Born and raised in Miami, Fernandez started EMT school a month after graduating high school. From there he completed paramedic school as well as the fire academy, and was hired in Gulfport as a firefighter/paramedic in September 2006. And he never left.

“I applied here because my grandparents lived in Clearwater. I knew I wanted to work in Miami or this area,” he said. “I got hired here first, which was a blessing because I ended up loving the area and never went back to Miami looking for work.”

Fernandez was promoted to lieutenant in 2017 and then to captain in 2019. He has lived in Gulfport since 2007.

Judging from the bio on the city’s website, it’s difficult to imagine any aspect of the department’s operations with which Fernandez is not already quite familiar.

His past roles include driver operator and lieutenant paramedic, and he has overseen the medical operations of the department since achieving that rank. His education in the medical field includes a current certification as a paramedic, registered nurse, and CPR instructor with the American Heart Association, among other areas. On the fire side, he is certified as a pump operator, fire instructor, fire inspector, and fire officer.

Now he oversees the entire 18-person department, although that number will increase since council voted Jan. 17 to approve the creation of a new paramedic position.

“It is our hope to get another paramedic to help out with the workload here and better serve the community with an extra person,” Fernandez said.

His former captain’s chair will also be filled at some point. Fernandez said because the department has a solid educational program that incentivizes its personnel to continue taking classes, there are a number of good candidates in place. An independent company will conduct

testing for those who apply and assist in identifying the top candidate.

As for the chief’s position, City Manager Jim O’Reilly only had to look inside his own ranks.

“The position was only posted internally, due to the fact that there were multiple viable qualified candidates within the department,” he said. “Chief Fernandez was promoted from within due to his extensive educational and professional qualifications and background.”

Gulfport City Clerk Lesley DeMuth swears in new fire chief René Fernandez at the Jan. 17 City Council meeting.

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About fire safety at the meeting

“If there is a fire in this building right now, you are in the safest place you could be.” –Mayor Sam Henderson at the beginning of the meeting, referring to the numerous members of Gulfport Fire Rescue in attendance to witness the swearing-in of new chief Rene Fernandez

About new police cars

“I just wanted to let people know we looked into buying hybrids. There are currently no electric vehicles that are authorized for police pursuit use, and the hybrids were not available. Having just bought a hybrid, I know how hard it is to find them, and so that’s why we’re not buying an electric or a hybrid at this time.” –Councilmember April Thanos (Ward I)

About electric cars

“An interesting story real quick. I drove up to Callahan and took 301. There was a car hauler on fire. All of the cars were on fire. And guess what was the cause of it? A Tesla. So if you’re going to go down the road of a fire hazard … a fireman will tell you how much it takes to put out one of those electric cars. It’s an enormous undertaking.” –Councilmember Paul Ray

Council Meeting

About Gulfport’s RV ordinance

“Gulfport is a very boat-friendly town, but it’s not a camper-friendly town.” –Jolene Weeks

“I look around Gulfport and I see all kinds of boats. They’re in the front yard or the side yard. They’re not any more attractive than my camper. Actually, my camper looks pretty doggone good. … You pay the taxes on that property. People should be able to have their personal belongings there.” –Tommy Bixler

About short-term rentals

“I believe that a code enforcement officer was hired, and I believe that the software was purchased to address the short-term rental scenario. Does that then mean that we, the residents, don’t have to call and complain about illegal short-term rentals? Is it no longer going to be complaint-driven? Or do we still have to initiate something to get it going?” –Karen Love

“The short-term rental complaint would still need to be initiated by the resident, but at that point we can use the software and the enforcement tools we have. We will be implementing them Feb. 1, approximately. But it does have to be initiated by the resident.” –City Manager Jim O’Reilly

“Personally, I’d like for people to be able to have one thing in their front yard – a boat, a trailer, an RV. Whatever you want in your backyard, go for it. But in the front yard I’d like to see them have one thing. And it should be equal between boats and trailers and whatever.” –Thanos

“What we’ve provided you today is an ordinance that treats an RV just like a boat. There was no intent to take anything away; it was to loosen it up immensely. That was what is behind this proposed draft – that you would treat an RV exactly like a boat.” –City Manager Jim O’Reilly

“There is a wide gap between the ones that look like the brochure and the ones that are a nuisance. You might not be parked next to the pretty one … it might be the Randy Quaid one [from the film “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”] next to your property. There’s a wide range of what could end up being parked next to you.”

–Henderson

Here are snippets of what people said and did at the Gulfport City Council meeting.

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Four Candidates, Two Unopposed Candidates Cite Issues, Priorities, and the Mayor Faces a Challenger

By Monroe Roark

Candidates for upcoming elections in St. Pete Beach recently made their intentions known on the issues they consider most important regarding city government.

The Gabber reached out to each candidate at the email address provided on his or her qualifying documents at the city clerk’s office. All four candidates for the three open seats on the City Commission responded to the questionnaire.

Alan Johnson is the incumbent mayor seeking re-election. He is a 25-year resident of St. Pete Beach and a retired engineer. He cited a love for the city and a desire to work in public service as the reasons for running for office.

Johnson has spent the past six years as the city’s mayor and has actively served on city committees for 12 years. He has never held elected office anywhere else.

“I am intent on completing the effort to upgrade our aging infrastructure, managing redevelopment activity and maintaining the character of our city,” he stated. “The balancing act between our ‘gulf coast beach town’ atmosphere and resort destination is guided by the limits of our Comprehensive Plan. Having been involved in its development more than 15 years ago, I believe it is

time to re-examine that plan.”

Adrian Petrila, Johnson’s opponent in the mayoral race, is a fiveyear city resident and has been a broker by profession for more than 20 years. He has never held elected office.

“I love our town,” he said regarding what prompted him to run. “I want to protect the quality of life

of our residents, I want to protect our beaches, and I want to protect St. Pete Beach from becoming the next Clearwater Beach, Daytona, or Miami.”

Petrila said that St. Pete Beach deserves to have a strong mayor who protects the interests of our residents and our local businesses above all else.

It’s a two-man race for mayor in St. Pete Beach.

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“We deserve a mayor with the strength of character to stand up for our residents,” he wrote in his response.

Citing increasing traffic congestion and calling Gulf Boulevard “a nightmare,” he said that pedestrian safety is an issue, while beach access is constrained and over regulated in favor of visitors.

“We need new and innovative ideas on how to revitalize our town, how to redevelop without negatively impacting the quality of life for residents, and without increasing traffic or congestion,” he said. “St. Pete Beach residents have a right to convenient access to our beaches with designated ‘residents only’ beach parking spaces. Any new development must guarantee that it will include adequate beach access for residents.”

Petrila suggested that the city should investigate why many large hotels and resorts have received massive property tax reductions in recent years amid increases for residents, alleging that spe-

cial interests have received special treatment for too long.

Two seats on the City Commission are up for re-election, but each has a single candidate who is unopposed.

Mark Grill, the incumbent in District 2, has lived in St. Pete Beach more than five years and is a retiree after a 33-year career with IBM. He has been in office since January of 2021.

Feeling that it is important to participate and help continue to make his community “a great place to live,” he has been involved in volunteering and supporting St. Pete Beach since he moved here in 2017. He has been a member of the City’s Planning Board, a field employee during the most recent U.S. Census, an assistant clerk and poll worker in past elections, and president of his neighborhood homeowners’ association.

“When the opportunity to apply for the commissioner position opened up, I felt that I could use my experiences and skills to con-

tribute to the city’s success,” he stated.

Grill is looking to continue supporting the city as best he can along with initiatives he thinks will move the city forward. He wants to ensure that decisions are balanced to support all of the constituents he represents, including residents, businesses and visitors.

“I will continue to probe and question when I feel items are not properly balanced or in the city’s best interest even if that position is unpopular with some,” he said. “The (re)development and infrastructure projects coming up over the next few years will set the tone for the future of St Pete Beach –it’s imperative to get the balance right.”

In District 4, incumbent commissioner Melinda Pletcher did not qualify to run for another term, and Chris Marone is unopposed. He has spent eight years on the Historical Preservation Board, including the past five years as its chairman.

Looking To Treat RVs Like Boats

RV Ordinance Could Be Changed at Next Council Meeting

By Monroe Roark

Gulfport’s current ordinance regulating the storage and use of recreational vehicles looks likely to get an overhaul within the next month.

Council directed city staff to bring back at the next meeting, scheduled for Feb. 7, a proposed ordinance that eliminates the setback requirements now in place for those who park RVs in their yards, and also allows RV storage in front yards, which is currently not permitted on residential properties.

A number of local residents spoke out on the issue and asked that RVs be given the same consideration as boats, for which there is no city ordinance and which are routinely parked in front yards of homes.

“It seems like the ordinance was written basically to get rid of RVs,” said Councilmember Paul Ray, who raised the issue at a previous meeting and asked for this discussion. “Things are changing. Things have changed. People are taking great responsibility and care of their property. I don’t think we are going back to the days where people are living in them in their backyard and they’re falling apart.”

Ray said he went door to door throughout his ward asking residents for their thoughts on the matter, and he also researched other cities in the region. He found none with ordinances as strict as Gulfport’s, he reported.

More than a half-dozen resident spoke on the issue during the public comment period that was provided, and all were in favor of loosening the requirements of the

ordinance. Various RV owners reported that finding a proper storage location in Pinellas County is difficult to impossible, and some are storing their vehicles outside the county at considerable expense and inconvenience.

Marlene Shaw said she bought an RV in 2020 with the intention of parking it in her backyard, inside the fence on a pre-existing driveway next to an alley, which would provide security and convenience. She received a citation and was made aware of the ordinance, which left few options for her – all of which were difficult.

“I understand there is some history to this and I am sorry, but to me that history is not relevant

because this whole situation is not sensible,” she said. “The [ordinance] will return the property rights to owners and would return RV parking to where it is consistent with boats and construction trailers.”

Fred Metcalf, Gulfport’s community development director, gave a brief history of the issue. He said there were 14 meetings between 2010 and 2013, including workshops, and several iterations of a proposed ordinance, none of which passed until the one now in place finally passed its second reading.

“That ordinance resulted in no changes to any of the setbacks,” he said. “It actually became more complex for people who wanted to

Gulfport City Council is looking at changes in its ordinance that would treat RVs the same as boats.

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“I was working on a cattle ranch. But on my days off, I would go into the cypress heads to see native orchids blooming. It felt like going back 500 years. Everything was untouched.”

With a collection of nearly 1000 plants, Nunez’s favorite is Encyclia tampensis (Florida butterfly orchid), a star-shaped bloom with delicate, rusty petals and a blush of purple, first noted in the authoritative orchid registry of London’s Kew Gardens in 1830.

“Everyone should have it!” says Nunez, who propagates the Florida native for local nature preserves, including Clam Bayou.

Once the province of daring adventurers and elite collectors, orchid keeping has become far more common in recent decades. The FWCOS now boasts about 150 members, many of them younger folks drawn to the incredible variety and character of the plants. As Nunez explains, new propagation methods such as meristem cloning allow growers to produce far more plants, driving down prices and easing the pressure on wild populations, which continue to face threats from overharvesting.

Even at big box stores, you can find what he calls “speed orchids” – mostly Phalaenopsis and Dendrobium that bloom quickly and easily. But if you

want something a little more intriguing, he advises, consider stopping in at the FWCOS annual show on January 28 and 29 at the Seminole Recreation Center. There you’ll find stunning displays of good quality orchids and knowledgeable growers to consult – growers like Michel Polen, who eventually shifted Art Stone toward selling statuary and orchids.

In the early Florida spring, row on row of blossoms dance and dazzle in his shop like a floral kaleidoscope.  Strolling past fiery Cattleyas and leopard-spotted Oncidiums,

and the Epidendrum that recently won him an American Orchid Society award, he pauses by a moon-colored Brassavola with long, trailing petals. Known affectionately as “lady of the night,” this orchid reserves its sweet fragrance for the night, when it can best attract moths. It’s one of dozens of highly specialized strategies orchids use to attract pollinators.

“These plants think,” says Polen, with admiration. “They adapt just like people.”

And what fascinating people they are.

West Coast Orchid Show, Seminole Rec Center, 9100 113th St. N., Seminole. Jan 28 & 29, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $5. fwcos.org

With species adapted to live everywhere from rugged stone cliffs to steaming tropical jungles, orchids are one of the largest plant families on Earth.

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“These plants think,” says Polen, with admiration.

“They adapt just like people.”

Gulfport Council Approves Fire, Police Resolutions New

Paramedic Position, Patrol Cars

By Monroe Roark

Gulfport City Council approved two key public safety resolutions at its Jan. 17 regular meeting.

Council approved a restructuring of the fire department’s personnel chart, adding a firefighter/paramedic position that will be filled in the near future as well as creating the position of deputy chief, which could be filled as soon as the next council meeting after new chief Rene Fernandez was sworn in at this meeting.

“We had to have a chief before we could install a deputy chief at your next meeting,” City Manager Jim O’Reilly told council. “Hopefully we’ll offset some of the huge overtime costs we’ve had by bringing on an additional paramedic.”

A city staff report indicated that the operating budget for the 2022 fiscal year provided for $200,000 in overtime costs, but that amount was exceeded by $124,171. So far in the 2023 fiscal year the overtime costs have reached $89,124 as of this council meeting.

“With the retirement of the longterm fire chief, the overall increase for the positions implemented by the restructuring of the Fire Department is estimated to be an increase of $55,000,” according to the report, which stated that the restructuring would not only be beneficial to the department but also to the city employees and residents.

Council also approved the acquisition of five replacement police ve-

hicles along with associated emergency equipment and in-car video systems with body cameras. The cost is being covered by Penny for Pinellas funds as well as proceeds from the sale of existing police vehicles.

“This acquisition is in accordance with the fleet rotation schedule that has been developed to ensure maximum residual trade value and minimal maintenance costs,” ac-

cording to a city staff report. “The replacement schedule this year calls for five vehicles assigned to patrol functions.”

Officials noted that only six kinds of vehicles are currently offered for sale in the United States marketed by their manufacturers for police pursuit and emergency response.

Staff recommended the Ford Interceptor Utility for patrol operations due to market availability.

“In accordance with council’s direction to consider alternative fueled vehicles, it is noted that Ford offers a hybrid version of the Interceptor Utility, but pricing and performance is not competitive by comparison,” according to the staff report.

The initial acquisition cost of five new vehicles, and associated emergency equipment including lights, sirens, prisoner partitions, video systems and the associated installation, totals $318,559.

Council approved both the fire and police measures unanimously.

New patrol vehicles are on the way to the Gulfport Police Department.

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Renaissance Dad’s a Middle-Aged Swiftie But He’s Still Not Dropping $2K on Tickets

By Jon Kile

There comes a point in every parent’s life when our love for our children is tested. And I don’t mean when they misbehave and we say, “But we’ll always love you.” I mean when they come asking for a horse, or a new car, or something really expensive. Like Taylor Swift tickets.

Let me stop you before you label me a victim of pop culture’s influence. Don’t write off Taylor Swift as just another pop star. I’m a music snob who avoids Top 40 radio. When my kids ask to hear Ariana Grande or Justin Bieber, I roll my eyes. I’m predisposed to dislike an artist like Taylor Swift: so young, singing about her famous ex-boyfriends. But something happened over years of driving my daughter to her many activities, listening to Taylor Swift.

I realized Taylor is good.

And, unlike many of her commercial radio contemporaries, she writes her own songs. Her own very clever, undeniably pleasing songs. She’s a phenomenon who belongs not in the same sentence with Britney Spears and Katy Perry (true entertainers, sure), but with prolific legends such as Carole King, Paul Simon, the Stones, and yes, I’m gonna say it, the Beatles. Calm down. We can argue that the Beatles were better, but I’m saying there’s an argument to be had. Just as the music of the Fab Four was touching someone’s soul while their parents called it “noise” 60 years ago, Taylor reaches billions while Kanye grumbles.

When Taylor announced her new stadium tour, I accepted that I’d pay dearly for nosebleed seats at Raymond James to watch Taytay “Shake It Off” on the jumbotron over the din of 80,000 screaming Swifties. But nothing warms a dad’s heart like a child’s joy. And I’d secretly, nay, openly, enjoy it, thankful this isn’t the “New Kids on the Block” era.

You might know what happened next. Demand was unprecedented, Ticketmaster’s new surge-pricing system jacked prices up to $30,000 per seat, the website crashed, children cried, sea levels rose a foot,

and Vladimir Putin laughed. Tickets were gone, but my laptop said I was still in the “waiting room” to enter the queue. This is the online equivalent of camping out for Springsteen tickets and getting stuck in your sleeping bag while the show sells out.

An eternal optimist, I checked reseller pages. Pairs of tickets in the upper deck, top row, corner, behind the stage, cost $400 per ticket (before fees). And I won’t (and can’t) pay that kind of money to watch from 10,000 feet. Mediocre seats start at $1,000–$2,000 per ticket. I once paid about $100 for upper deck seats to U2 and thought it a bit extravagant. But if I had $2,000 to throw around, I’d do it. It’s our daughter’s version of a Super

Bowl ticket.

With no tickets left to sell, however, there was no advertising for these shows. I thought we’d skate by without our daughter knowing until a radio contest spoiled the news.

“What did they just say?” she screamed from the back seat. “Taylor Swift concert?”

We explained there was simply no way we could justify spending her college savings on a two-hour concert. We’re a family who values experiences over things (see: our Liquidation Center couch), but this was one experience we’d have to skip. As a consolation we got four decent seats to Hamilton –that cost less than Ticketmaster’s fees for Taylor Swift.

Jon Kile is a stay-at-home dad, writer and amateur homeschool teacher in St. Pete. He and his wife Monica, a nonprofit consultant and marathoner, have a habit of loading their two kids into their RV and disappearing down the backroads of America. After he was diagnosed with a rare condition called Vascular Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, Jon adjusted his lifestyle while finding inner peace and humor. Visit dontmakemeturnthisvanaround.com.

Taylor Swift is good, Jon Kile writes. That doesn’t mean he’s going to spend $2,000 for nosebleed seats.

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They Had the Holiday Spirit Holiday Decoration Winners Recognized

By Monroe Roark

Gulfport City Council honored the winners of Gulfport’s annual holiday decoration contest at its Jan. 17 regular meeting.

The commercial theme winner was the Shell station on Gulfport Boulevard, though no one representing that business was present at the meeting.

Christopher Feltman on 57th Street South took home the general theme prize, and received a plaque from Gulfport Mayor Sam Henderson.

General Theme winner Christopher Feltman, right, with Mayor Sam Henderson.

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Pop Goes the Waffle Goes Pop Goes the Waffle Closes Gulfport Cafe

By Cameron Healy

Pop Goes the Waffle said its final goodbyes to its Gulfport cafe, but reassured customers that they can buy waffles at various Tampa Bay food truck events.

After opening Pop Goes The Waffle’s cafe location in March 2022, founder Sara Fludd announced it was time for the “waffle cafe’s doors to close” on Instagram Jan. 16. The business opened its Gulfport cafe for the last time on Jan. 22.

The economical challenges such as the cost of goods and inflation are to blame for the decision according to the business’s Instagram post. The business plans to use the building as its “production facility.”

“For now we will continue with our wholesale operation and food truck events,” Fludd told The Gabber.

On the final weekend of Jan. 2122, customers swamped the cafe buying waffle biscuit sandwiches, liège waffles, waffle doughnuts, and freezer-ready six-packs of flavored waffles.

“We were (happily) slammed all weekend,” Fludd wrote on Pop Goes the Waffle’s Instagram on Jan. 22. Fludd continued by thanking all the supportive customers who came to say goodbye, and her team for helping her make her dreams come true.

The waffle company began in 2017 to provide Tampa Bay with their sweet and savory waffles. According to the “about” page on Pop Goes the Waffle’s website, the start of the business dates to a Mother’s Day present. A Belgian waffle iron led Fludd to “push the boundaries of waffleology, creating many of the menu concepts featured today.”

However, this isn’t the end of Pop Goes the Waffle; it’s simply a new beginning. Customers can buy PGtW’s authentic liège waffles through Blossom, the waffle food truck at Tampa Bay events. Pop Goes the Waffle plans to make an appearance at St. Pete’s Localtopia festival on Feb. 18 as well as Reggae Rise Up on March 16-19.

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Camel, Pickleball, and Wood-Fired Pizza Quips and quotes about Gulfport from its fans

Captured and compiled by Chris Shablak

We should have a mailbox tour of Gulfport.

–Dr. Michael Barnett referring to all the artistic mailboxes throughout Gulfport

“Gulfport, my bubble in the ‘State of Confusion’.” —Michael McDonagh referring to why he loves Gulfport

“I just ordered the oven from Italy!” Tim Luciano, new owner of Tommy’s Hideaway Wood Fired Pizza and Pub, going into the former Dog Pier on Beach Boulevard

“Craziest thing, I saw a stroller the other day with a baby in it.” —Heidi Oetting reflecting on all the dogs being strolled through town

“Best camel I ever had”–Bill Oetting, referencing the great meal he had at the new Gulfport restaurant, The Pearl

“Don’t we all?” –Chris Shablak’s response to pickleball player Georgina missing a shot and saying, “I just need a few more inches on my paddle.”

“I’ve tried six times and it’s never been open. Reminds me of Chick-fil-A on Sundays.” –Audre Torgerson talking about the Gulfport Visitor Center

continued from page 8 keep an RV.”

Mayor Sam Henderson pointed out that the setbacks were initially considered in part to reduce the potential fire hazard from having an RV parked so close to a residence. Other council members raised concerns about a resident being unable to escape a house fire because a window might be blocked by an RV parked outside.

In response to a question by Councilmember April Thanos, Metcalf confirmed that one boat/trailer combination is allowed in a yard and a resident can have as many utility trailers as he or she wants on the property as long as they are licensed.

Thanos and Ray both expressed support for the “one toy” concept –the ability to have a single vehicle parked in the front yard, whether it be a boat, an RV or something else.

“I know at one time they were talking about [Gulfport] being a fishing village and having this boat

culture, but now we have an RV culture,” said Thanos. “Populations change, times have changed, and I think we need to treat boats and RVs and, in my opinion, trailers all the same – one in the front yard, whatever you want in the backyard.”

Metcalf said that was among the ideas proposed a decade ago, but the council at that time could not reach an agreement.

“This is not an HOA. These are the kinds of rules that come up in an HOA,” said Ray. “We are not going to allow people to live in them. They will not be allowed to be plugged into water and sewer, but they can be plugged into electricity. I like the idea of ‘one toy.’ That is fair. These are people who own their property, and we need to respect their property ownership.”

Ray added that the issue is not about RVs that are junk or classified as nuisance. He pointed out that one of the citizens who spoke owns an RV that is probably valued in the $200,000 range.

“We are talking about a totally different era and a totally different group of people who do respect and love their properties,” he said.

Henderson cautioned that if the measure goes forward, council would likely hear from people on the other side of the issue, although perhaps not as many as in the past.

“I’d like to bring this to the next meeting,” said Ray. “I think it will be a different discussion with all of us. We do disagree, but we disagree with respect for each other’s opinions.”

City Manager Jim O’Reilly asked for clarification and confirmed that the ordinance desired by council would allow RVs in the front yard, although not in the public right-ofway such as blocking a sidewalk, and remove the rear and side setbacks.

A separate discussion on the meeting agenda, requested by Councilmember Michael Fridovich regarding regulation of scooters, was tabled at Fridovich’s request.

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Gulfport ROCKS! Join the party and create some fun rock art. All supplies provided. MUST Pre-register. Sponsored by Moore Medicare Options. Room 106. Feb. 3, 1:30 p.m.

Senior Moments: Communication Workshop Practice your communication & listening skills and your ability to speak on your feet with impromptu table topic discussions and peer-evaluation. Room 106. Wednesdays, 8:30 a.m.

The Girls’ Club A social group of senior single lesbians who just wanna have fun! Meet for a cup of coffee & chit chat and to plan monthly social events to do together. Room 107. Feb. 7, 3 p.m.

Health Talk with Labrador Primary: The Key to Health: prevention & Early Detection of disease Dr. McCoy provides valuable information and useful tips on the importance of early detection. Feb. 9, 12 p.m.

Rhythm & Groove Jam Session Let’s make music together at our new monthly hootenanny. Bring your instrument & join others for a casual jamming group. Open to anyone & everyone, all instruments, all levels of experience, & listeners. D Hall. Feb. 9, 3 p.m.

Senior Prom Show up to dance the night away. Tickets $20 each, $25 at the door. Purchase tickets at the Senior Center and the Casino. Proceeds to benefit The Gulfport Senior Center Building Campaign Fund! Casino. Feb. 13, 7 p.m.

Death Talks: Meet the Death Doula Take the mystery & fear out of death and dying with these end-of-life discussions. Room 107. Feb. 14, 3 p.m.

MONDAYS

Monday Mile Walking Club 8 a.m., call for location

Spanish Conversation 8:30 a.m., Room 107

Chair Exercise/Yoga 9:30 a.m., Theater Lobby

Spanish for Beginners 10 a.m., Room 107

Stretch & Strength 10 a.m., Casino

Wisdom Healing Qigong 11 a.m., Theater Lobby

Mahjong 12 p.m., Room 107

Dominos 1 p.m., Theater Lobby

Strength Training & Aerobics 1:30 p.m., Dining Hall

Chair Volleyball 3 p.m., Dining Hall

TUESDAYS

Gulfport Senior Citizens Harmonica Club

9 a.m., Room 107

Line Dancing for Beginners 10 a.m., Neighborhood Center

Tai Chi 10 a.m., Casino

Gulfport Quilting Club 10 a.m., Room 106

Texas Hold ‘Em 11 a.m., Theater Lobby

Contract Bridge 1:30 p.m., Theater Lobby

New Horizons Band of Gulfport Jazz Practice 4:30 p.m., Room 107

New Horizons Band of Gulfport Concert Practice 6 p.m., Dining Hall

WEDNESDAYS

Senior Moments 8:30 a.m., Room 107

Gentle Mindful Yoga 10 a.m., Neighborhood Center

Investment Discussion Group 10 a.m., Room 107

Stretch & Strength 10 a.m., Casino Bunco 10:30 a.,m., Theater Lobby

Widowing Tribe 12:30 p.m., Room 107

Canasta 1 p.m., Theater Lobby

Bingo 1:30 p.m., Dining Hall

Intermediate Spanish 6 p.m., Room 106

Cardio Drumming 5:30 p.m., Dining Hall

Gulfport Toastmasters 6 p.m., Room 107

THURSDAYS

Guided Meditation 10 a.m., Room 107

Tai Chi 10 a.m., Casino

Stretch & Strength 10 a.m., Casino

Texas Hold ‘Em 11 a.m., Theater Lobby

Contract Bridge 1:30 p.m., Theater Lobby

Strength Training & Aerobics 1:30 p.m., Dining Hall

Italian Language Classes 6 p.m. and 7 p.m., various rooms

FRIDAYS

Wellness Movement 9 a.m., Room 106

Beginners’ Yoga 9 a.m., Casino

Gulfport Writers’ Workshop 9:30 a.m., Room 107

Knitting & Crocheting 10 a.m., Theater Lobby

Chair Yoga 9 a.m., Casino

Bridge Instruction 12:30 p.m., Room 107

Dominos 1 p.m., Theater Lobby

Chair Volleyball 1:30 p.m., Dining Hall

Catherine Hickman Theater 727-893-1070 • 5501 27th Ave. S.

Dixon’s Violin You’ve never heard violin like this! An all-live one-man symphony. FMI: 727-893-1244. Fri., Jan. 27, 7 p.m. Tickets $25 at the Gulfport Senior Center Foundation Office or Eventbrite.

The Rat Pack: Together Again Experience Frank, Dean, and Sammy performing a wonderful mix of song, comedy, sketches, & brilliant

musical arrangements. Sun., Jan. 29, 2 p.m. Tickets $30 at Casino, Beach Bazaar, Brownpapertickets.com, or at the door.

Art Reception: The 7 Continents Show Featuring photography by Jude Bagatti. “Power Places, Sacred Spaces & Unforgettable Faces.” Fri., Feb. 3, 6 p.m. Free & open to the public.

Gulfport Public Library 5501 28th Ave. S. • 727-893-1074 • /gulfportlibraryfl Mygulfport.us/gpl • Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Teen Space Spend time with friends and make new ones. Play games, make art, watch movies, or just hang out. Activities vary – and what we do is up to you! Ages 12-18 only. Tuesdays, 4 p.m.

Storytime Join us for stories, rhymes, music. Thursdays, 10:15 & 11 a.m.

Garden Grandpa If you have little ones in grades K-5, join us the first Wednesday of the month in the Reading Garden. Mr. Albert will share his knowledge of gardening and sustainability through storytelling and hands-on fun. Feb. 1, 4 p.m.

Come & Go Craft Drop in for creative, self-directed crafting. For all ages, but some pieces might be on the small side. Supplies are limited and are on a first come, first served basis. Crafting located

All programs free and subject to change.

on children’s area tables. Feb. 4, 10 a.m.

Grown-Up Movie Series George Clooney & Julia Roberts are long-divorced parents who try to prevent their daughter from marrying a man she met on vacation in Bali. PG-13. Call 727-893-1074 for title. Feb. 4, 1 p.m.

STEAM Club STEAM is short for Science, Technology, Engineering, Art, and Math. Join us as we explore these concepts through stories and hands-on activities. Recommended for grades K-5. Children must be accompanied by an adult. Feb. 8, 4 p.m.

Adult Craft: Heart Paintings Use acrylic paint and stencils to make mini heart paintings. Registration required and opens on Feb. 2. Call 727-893-1074 or email li-

brary.programs@mygulfport.us to register. Feb. 9, 2 p.m.

SHINE Presentation: Medicare Basics

Presentation on Medicare Parts A, B, C, & D and what they mean to you. FMI, visit www. floridashine.org. Feb. 15, 1 p.m.

Gulfport Book Club Discuss “Nemesis” by Philip Roth. Available as print and audio. Feb. 16, 2 p.m.

Craig Pittman: “The State You’re In” The Circle of Friends of the Gulfport Library welcomes the award-winning writer to speak at our annual meeting. This native Floridian zeros in on the uniqueness of our state with humor but also with an eye on environmental solutions. Refreshments served at 6:30 pm prior to the program. Feb. 16, 7 p.m.

Gulfport Casino Ballroom 727-893-1070 • 5500 Shore Blvd. S.

Disco Party Feb. 10: 7 p.m., hustle lesson; 8 p.m., dance. $10.

Casino Weekly Dances Ballroom Lessons: Tues., 12 p.m. $10

Argentine Tango: Tues., 6:30 p.m., $10

Swing: Weds., 7 p.m. $10

Latin Night: Thurs., 7 p.m. $10

Recreation Center 5730 Shore Blvd S. • 727-893-1068 • mygulfport.us/recreation/rec

Annual registration: $3; $25, nonresidents

Pickleball

Intermediate and advanced Mon., 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Beginners Tues., 9 a.m.-1 p.m. All levels Tues., 6-8:30 p.m. and Thurs., 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Adult Basketball Wed. & Fri., 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Thurs., 6-8:30 p.m.

Table Tennis Tues. & Thurs., 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Game Room Mon., Wed., & Fri., 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

PROGRAMS

School Year Child Care Program Registration continues for the 2022-23 school year child care program for kids entering kindergarten through age 14. Bus transportation available from Pasadena Fundamental, Gulfport Montessori, and Douglas Jamerson Elementary. Program runs until 5:30 p.m., with extended hours until 6 p.m. for

an extra charge. Please contact the Recreation Center for more details.

Teen Night! Registrations continue for the 2022-2023 Teen Night Program for teens in middle and high school, students 17 and younger. Recreation, social activities, field trips, cooking projects, guest speakers and service projects. Teens can use the gymnasium, game room and outdoor area. Mon., Wed., & Fri.: 6-9 p.m. Rec Center membership required: $3; $25, nonresidents.

CLASSES

Call instructor for more information. Want to teach a class? Call Jami: 727893-1079.

Ballet Tues., 5:45 p.m., ages 5-7; 6:45 p.m. intermediate ballet, ages 8-16. $40/month. Lisa: 727-742-2594.

Tap Tues., 7:45 p.m., intermediate. $20/

month. Lisa: 727-742-2594

Essentrics Toning Thurs., 9 a.m. $30/ month. Lauren: 248-875-7030

Danskinetics Tues., 10 a.m. $6/class or $20/month. Carol: 845-654-0609

Hatha Yoga 6:15 p.m. $12/class or $40/ month. Denise: 727-251-8868.

Nia 10 a.m. $15/class, $40/month. Christine: 727-692-1896

Youth Hip Hop Fri., 6:30 p.m., ages 7-9; 7:30 p.m., ages 9-16. $40/month. Lisa: 727742-2594.

Hula Hoop Fitness Second & fourth Thursday, 6:30 p.m. $10/class. Maria: mestrada1987@gmail.com

Tai Chi Gung Mon. 6:30p.m. and Fri. 10 a.m. $15/class or $50/month. Call Kare 727-2620880

Watercolor with Patsi Tues., 11 a.m. $55/ month. Call Patsi 727-501-3559

Zumba Thurs., 6 p.m., $6/class, $20/ month. Magda: 727-214-7868.

arts

Birding Climate Change and

By David Warner

Family Drama in Sarasota

In Birds of North America, a 2019 play by Anna Ouyang Moench now playing at Urbanite Theatre in Sarasota, John and his daughter Caitlyn are at odds about everything — jobs, family, politics — but they find common ground in bird-watching.

Or rather, as John reminds Caitlyn, “birding.”

John, a scientist, is a man who prides himself in knowing what words to use: “It’s just about being precise.”

Caitlyn’s a word person, too. In her late 20s when the play begins, she’s a frustrated novelist working as a copy editor.

Yet a central irony of the play, which unfolds over a decade of birding sessions in the backyard of John’s suburban Baltimore home, is the inability of father and daughter to find words that reach each other. When they’re not peering through their binoculars and John’s not recording species in his beloved notebook, they converse haltingly until one or the other brings up a topic that touches a nerve — in particular, the politics of climate change.

John is passionate, even doctrinaire, about the threat of global warming, and he’s infuriated that Caitlyn works for a right-leaning website. She insists it’s

just a job, but he accuses her of being a “mercenary.” Later in the play, after she takes a job writing marketing copy for a firm that promotes fracking, he moves from name-calling to outright cruelty.

“Does it feel good to have made an entire career out of profiting off the suffering of others?”

Knowing that she has suffered four miscarriages (which we’ve learned from a devastating scene earlier in the play), he continues, “Oh. Is that what this is about. You can’t have children so you’re taking the rest of the world down with you.”

But she knows how to hit where it hurts, too. The income earned by her mother, a physician, has allowed her father to spend decades on his vaccine research. When he lectures Caitlyn that she doesn’t have to take a job just for the money, she responds, “Well I don’t have a well-paid spouse to support my pipe dreams.”

Even as they wound each other with words, we understand that this family is devoted to one another. There’s a lovely passage in which John describes the solar-powered heating system he designed “so your mom doesn’t get

her feet cold,” and moments of quiet pride when he sees how thoroughly Caitlyn has taken to birding. Under the direction of Summer Wallace, actors Stephen Spencer and Deyki Rongé give nicely modulated, believable performances as father and daughter. The design team has done a masterful job transforming Urbanite’s compact space into an autumnal Maryland backyard, with avian anatomical drawings as backdrop and sound effects of birdsong.

But while I grant that families often get mired in intractable arguments, listening to John and Caitlyn rehash their grievances over an intermissionless 90 minutes can get a bit wearisome. There’s plenty to like about this play — and plenty to think about in the issues it raises about global vs. personal responsibility — but Birds of North America never quite manages to soar.

Birds of North America Urbanite Theatre, 1487 Second St., Sarasota. Through Feb. 12: Wed.-Thurs., 7:30 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., 8 p.m.; and Sat.-Sun., 2 p.m. $7-$41. 941-321-1397, urbanitetheatre. com/birdsofnorthamerica.

Urbanite’s design team effectively creates an autumnal backyard, augmented by fascinating anatomical drawings of birds.

DYLAN WADE COX

Even as they wound each other with words, we understand that this family is devoted to one another.

The Gospel of Food Gulfport’s First United Methodist Church Offers Cooking Class

By Amanda Hagood

Ken Blackman, volunteer chef at First United Methodist Church of Gulfport, is no stranger to cooking for crowds. Every Sunday, he and other volunteers report to the church’s modest kitchen to prepare brunch for the congregation. On Wednesday, they simmer chili, bake ham, or fry schnitzel with trimmings for the weekly church dinner. Once a month, it’s breakfast for FUMC Men’s meeting, and last Thanksgiving, it was a full turkey dinner for a joyful crowd that filled the church’s Fellowship Hall.

That’s a lot of cooking, but Blackman doesn’t stress.

“It’s just natural to me,” he says. “I have all these recipes in the back of my head, and then I just go do it!”

Blackman has served meals for Gulfport’s FUMC for four years and cooked since age 6, when he fried his mom an egg for Mother’s Day. Since then, he says, “I’ve cooked wherever I’ve gone”: catering for groups and learning new cuisines while deployed with the U.S. Army in Germany and Vietnam. One of the most important meals he made was the spaghetti and meatballs with Italian sausage that he cooked to impress Jean.

It worked: They married 47 years ago.

There’s something special about

cooking for Gulfport’s FUMC. The church has an open table policy, for both holy communion and the feasts Blackman prepares.

“There’s an instinct about church sometimes,” says Blackman. “People think: I have to be a member, I have to dress up.”

Not at First United.

“The church is open to anybody at any time. I will feed anybody who is hungry!” Blackman says, blue eyes sparkling behind his glasses.

His food ministry doesn’t stop there. In mid-February, Blackman will offer an eight-week course in the church’s kitchen, open to all. Students will learn to make 30-minute meals.

“I’m excited about teaching people to cook down-to-earth food they are going to enjoy and that’s going to be somewhat healthy for them,” he says. “I like to get them excited about cooking!”

The class will meet Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. It’s free, but has a “final exam”: At the end, students will plan and prepare a dinner – which they will eat together.

“The last time I taught this class,” Blackman says, “they made a beautiful chicken meal!”

Instilling some culinary confidence in his students is an important part of why Blackman offers the course.

“Cooking is not hard. We make it hard,” he says, quoting an oft-repeated motto.

After a long life of feeding people, his sense of purpose is the most important ingredient in his cooking:

“I cook for God,” he says. “If I can show God’s presence in my cooking, that’s the most important thing.”

For more info, call 727-321-3620.

The First United Methodist Church’s kitchen crew is at the ready! From left to right: Pastor Jacob Park, Jean Gomez, Ken Blackman, Allan Gomez, and Jean Blackman.

AMANDA

HAGOOD

Photos by Cameron Healy

Jennifer Henry, Largo: “A flower shop.”

Leo Dambrosio, Indianapolis, IN: “I worked for the county highway department filling in potholes and painting bridges.”

Tim Sullivan, Gulfport: “I ran a ball pick up tractor on a driving range.”

Chloe Root, Old Saybrook, CT: “I worked at a hair salon as a junior assistant basically doing everyone’s laundry.”

things to do

80s Musical Bingo, Tasty Tacos, and Iconic Concerts

Thursday, January 26Thursday, February 2

Love Through Aquarius Eyes Here’s your last chance to check out local artist Christian Caiazzo’s Love Through Aquarius Eyes art show. Listen to live entertainment as you immerse yourself in the surrealist paintings of Caiazzo’s second solo show. On your way out, buy your favorite art prints and merch. The Bends, 919 1st Ave. N., St. Petersburg, 9 p.m. 727-202-8931

Thursday, January 26

80s Musical Bingo Time to reminisce about the 80s! Test your knowledge on the top songs from the era at this musical bingo night. Bring your friends and family to experience the best way to play bingo: Instead of letters and numbers, there are song titles and artists from the 80s’ billboard hits. Enjoy great music and win fun prizes. 3 Daughter’s Brewing, 222 22nd St. S., St. Petersburg. 7-9:30 p.m. 727-495-6002.

Friday, January 27

Holocaust Remembrance Day Join the Florida Holocaust Museum for a very special virtual presentation from Holocaust survivor Halina Herman. Hear her story for International Holocaust Remembrance Day on the FHM’s Facebook page. The museum will also be open to the public for others to learn more. 55 5th St. S., St. Petersburg. 12 p.m. 727-820-0100, www. facebook.com/TheFHM

Color Me Calm Coloring doesn’t have to stop once you’re an adult. Coloring relieves stress and anxiety, so stop by and color for awhile. Create art in an adult coloring book or on blank paper. Enjoy some provided snacks while you’re at it. St. Pete Beach Public Library, 365 73rd Ave., St. Pete Beach. 12 p.m. 727-3639238, spblibrary.com

Saturday, January 28Monday, January 30

An Art Tradition Indulge in the world of fine art at the 50th annual Art Festival Beth-El. This festival showcases original artwork from more than 170 national and international award-winning artists. Enjoy exhibits of ceramics, glass art, jewelry, metal work, mixed media, painting, photography, and sculpture. Art Festival Beth-El, 400 Pasadena Ave. S., South Pasadena. Jan. 28, 1-10 p.m.; Jan. 29-30, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. artfestivalbethel.com

Saturday, January 28Sunday, January 29

Tacos Deliciosos Forget Taco Tuesday and think Taco weekend because the Pinellas TacoFest is finally here. Indulge in the most delicious tacos from local food vendors. Enjoy the tasty combinations made for everyone to love. Vendors will be making their greatest taco creations as they compete for the Best Taco in Tampa Bay. The ultimate taco experience awaits you. England Brothers Park, 5010 81st Ave. N., Pinellas Park. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 727-541-0845

Saturday, January 28Sunday, February 26

The American Agitators Join freeFall as they present their first play

of 2023. Watch the riveting performance of the historical take on the friendship of Susan B. Anthony and Frederick Douglass. The drama The Agitators by Mat Smart presents a powerful history lesson that asks the big questions about the past, present, and future of social change. freeFall Theatre, 6099 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. $45-55. 727-4985205, freefalltheatre.com

Saturday, January 28

Breakfast with a City Manager Madeira Beach City Manager Robin Gomez invites residents and business owners to join his January Breakfast with the City Manager. Gomez plans to go over any ongoing projects in detail and describes items discussed from the last city commission meeting. This event opens up the floor for any questions from those who reside or work in the city. Madeira Beach Snack Shack, 15100 Gulf Blvd., Madeira Beach. 9 a.m.-10 a.m. 727-391-9951, madeirabeachfl.gov

Celebrate Local Artists Recognize community leaders at Studio@620’s 2023 Studio Honors fundraising celebration. The studio commits to identifying and awarding artists in the community creating art to make a change. This year’s honorees include Nick Davis, Andrida and Boyzell Hosey, Mark Ailing and Carrie Jadus, Chad Mize, Christine Page,

Try out the best tacos around at Pinellas TacoFest on Jan. 28-29.

PINELLAS TACOFEST

Jabari Reed, and Calan Ree.  Studio@620, 620 1st Ave. S., St. Petersburg. 6:20 p.m. $175. 727-895-6620, thestudioat620.org

Sunday, January 29

Free Healthcare Traveling Doctors Inc. hosts a free clinic for uninsured or underinsured Floridians looking for primary care as well as help with narcotic addictions. A fully licensed medical team will be on site to treat medical concerns and answer any medical questions you may have. Largo Plaza, 10500 Ulmerton Road, Suite 360, Largo. 12 p.m.-4 p.m. 727-735-1605, travelingdoctors.org

Rat Pack Trio Relive the greatest hits of the legendary Rat Pack with these impressionists. Tony Sands, Robert Cabella, and Jeff Foote perform across the country to take you back to when Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis, Jr. performed in Vegas. Enjoy the music, comedy, and camaraderie of the original Rat Pack.  Catherine A. Hickman Theater, 5501 27th Ave. S., Gulfport. 2 p.m.-4 p.m. $30. 727-8931070, eventbrite.com

Music in the Afternoon  Enjoy an afternoon of live music from Lew Barrows and the Rhythm Kings. For two hours, sit back or get your dance on with this jazzy performance from local musicians.  Boca Ciega Ballroom, 7701 Boca Ciega Dr., St. Pete Beach. 2 p.m.-4 p.m. 727-363-9245, spbrec.com

Monday, January 30

Gulfport on the Edge Let your voice be heard at Gulfport’s Trends & Forces Impacting Our Region discussion event. Engage in respectful dialogue with your Gulfport neighbors as you share your thoughts on current trends, ask questions, and identify themes. The trends, themes, and questions will be compiled and made available online for others to see. All are welcome to reserve a spot online.  Gulfport Casino, 5500 Shore Blvd. S., Gulfport. 6 p.m.-9 p.m. 727893-1070, eventbrite.com

Tuesday, January 31

Symphonic St. Pete Experience the excitement of classical music with the Tampa Bay Symphony’s Innovation and Freedom winter show. Enjoy performances of Gershwin in Concert, Symphony No. 1 “Afro-American Symphony,” and Piano Concerto No. 1 in E-minor, Opus 11 all conducted by Mark Sforzini.  Palladium Theater, 253 5th Ave. N., St. Petersburg. 7:30 p.m. $20. 727-822-3590, mypalladium.org

Thursday, February 2

Morning Concert  Enjoy a morning symphony from the Florida Orchestra at their coffee concert. Hear the German Romantic music of Mendelssohn, Beethoven, Bruch, and Wagner conducted by Chelsea Gallo. Arrive early for the pre-concert conversations about the composers and the stories behind their music from the conductor and guest soloists. Mahaffey Theater, 400 1st St. S., St. Petersburg. 11 a.m. $25-47. 727892-5767, the.floridaorchestra.org

Gulfport Candidate Forum Get to know the candidates running for your city’s council as The Gabber holds its second Gulfport candidate forum. This forum allows candidates to offer the voters of Gulfport insight on how they plan to face the community’s issues. Gulfportians will hear each candidate give an opening statement and a closing statement as well as stances on specific topics. Catherine A. Hickman Theater, 5501 27th Ave. S., Gulfport. 6:30 p.m. 727-321-6965

South Pasadena Candidate Forum Meet the candidates running for city commissioner at South Pasadena’s candidate forum. This forum gives voters the opportunity to hear candidates’ stances on community issues and issues important to them. The League of Women Voters St. Petersburg Area plans to receive questions from residents prior to the event.  South Pasadena City Hall, 7047 Sunset Dr. S., South Pasadena. 6:30 p.m.8 p.m. 727-347-4171, mysouthpasadena.com

Together

Tony Sands returns to the stage at Catherine Hickman Theater The Rat Pack:

Again. This production takes you on a musical journey featuring the greatest hits from the legendary Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis Jr. Treat yourself to Sinatra classics including Come Fly with Me, My Way, and New York, New York, Dinos’ great songs like Everybody Loves Somebody and That’s Amore, and Sammy’s dynamic Mr. Bojangles and Candy Man!

Catherine Hickman Theater 5501 27th Ave. S., Gulfport, FL

Tony Sands Productions Presents

obituaries

John Gohn Guenther, 89, of Buffalo, NY passed away peacefully on January 13, 2023 in Gulfport. Funeral services will be held Jan. 28 at 11 a.m. at Most Holy Name of Jesus Catholic Church, 5800 15th Ave. S., Gulfport (727-347-9989). A celebration of life will follow immediately after the service at O’Maddy’s Bar and Grill, 5405 Shore Blvd. S., Gulfport.

A pioneer computer programmer, entrepreneur, gadget inventor and jazz piano enthusiast, John was born in Buffalo, NY to John and Dorothy Guenther on December 29, 1933. “Jack” grew up in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Buffalo with his brother and six sisters. A carefree lad (his mother called him mystery boy as a result of his performing inexplicable stunts), life became more serious after he graduated from Saint Bonaventure University and next served in the U.S. Marine Corps and Army during the Korean War.

In February 1958 John married his lifelong love Mary McOmber. Initially he went to work for Remington Rand Corporation in their accounting department. He convinced them to let him take a computer aptitude test and scored very high on it, which earned him a position in their programming department. Shortly

thereafter he went to work at IBM as a programmer analyst.

An entrepreneur at heart, John observed a computer market niche largely ignored by IBM in the late ‘60s and started his own programming company with another IBM colleague. They named the company Programming Sciences Inc. While at PSI, they pioneered an interactive learning system for teaching computer system operators. By the early ‘70s the company was listed on the stock exchange, had expanded nationwide and internationally, and employed a large work force.

In addition to running PSI and nurturing a growing family that reached nine children, John found time to develop gaming prototypes such as the water weenie (bought out by Whamo), chess by mail (in pre-internet days), and a tabletop football game.

Even though PSI continued to hold great prospects, an ill-starred banking relationship forced the company into bankruptcy in 1974. After moving to Florida, John went on to various enterprises. He eventually settled down at R.F. Carlson Co. in Sarasota, enabling a return to his first career of computer skills.

While at R.F. Carlson, he did a lot

of custom programming and developed a programming method that was adopted by Microsoft. John was a beloved figure at RFC, mentoring younger workers who looked on him as a teacher, guide, and father figure. He eventually retired in Sarasota and later moved to Gulfport.

Post-retirement he was involved with volunteering at Meals on Wheels, tending his beautiful garden that often drew raves from passers-by, practicing on his piano keyboard, and took greatest delight in his growing “garden” of grandchildren.

John Guenther is preceded in death by his parents, John and Dorothy; his brother, Joseph; and sisters, Mary Ann and Dorothy; and grandson, Robert.

John is survived by his adored wife of 64 years, Mary; sons and daughters (with spouses) Bob (Marianne), Gary (Jill), Karen (Gary), Kathy (Steve), Mark (Susan), Greg (Marybeth), Lynne, Joe (Maddy) and Julie; sisters Betty, Carol, Jane, and Linda; 17 grandchildren; and seven great-grandchildren.

In lieu of flowers, donations may be given to Meals on Wheels. The website for the local chapter is networktoendhunger.org/mowsp.

GUENTHER FAMILY GUENTHER FAMILY

Unitarian Universalist United Fellowship

AN EPISCOPAL CONGREGATION

330 85th Avenue • St. Pete Beach

Reverend Omar Reyes Sundays 10:00am Holy Eucharist Wednesdays 11:00am Holy Eucharist with Prayers for Healing 727-360-8406 • www.StAlbanStPeteBeach.org

During the pandemic join us Sundays on Zoom.

“St. Alban's is an inviting faith community striving to live out the Gospel of Jesus Christ. So, no matter who you are or where you are on life's journey, you are welcome here.”

Discussion -10:30 Program - 11:00 For Zoom directions email us at uuunited@earthlink.net “You need not think alike to love alike.” - Francis David, 1534 uuunited.org

Pet Pal Animal Shelter

Morgan’s For The People and this 4-year-old tabby wants the people to find him a perfect home, which should include (according to him) laps for snoozing, fluffy beds (also for snoozing), and treats (for eating) and catnip (for medicinal purposes, of course).

Dear Abby If you’re seeking advice from this 1-year-old, 40-pound pit mix, this friendly, wiggly young lady will suggest that adopting her, giving her plenty of treats, and playing fetch with her will solve all your problems. You must own your home to adopt Abby.

All pets spayed, vaccinated, micro-chipped and dewormed. Pet Pal Animal Shelter, 405 22nd Ave. S., St. Pete. 727-328-7738; petpalanimalshelter.com.

Friends of Strays

True Romance Hopper’s the kind of kitty who likes to watch quietly from his hiding place, but if you seek him out and earn his trust, you’ll find true love with this 9-month-old shorthair. He’s super loving and a great listener; what more do you need in a man?

China Girl Once you meet her, you’ll feel like a wreck without your little China girl. That’s because she’s sweet as sugar. If you want a pup who will play fetch, cuddle, and take all the treats you offer, well, this China Girl is for you. You must own your home to adopt this 5-year-old, 57-pound pit mix.

Minnie She’s not old; she’s mature. Minnie’s active and agile and loves to play. She’s also chatty; she’s happy to tell you all about her day as you pet her super-soft fur.

Sasha If you have a kitty who needs a buddy, Sasha’s your man. He’s not super-thrilled about a dog brother or sister, but this 10-year-old gentleman really loves cuddles. He’s currently in foster, so fill out an adoption application at friendsofstrays. org/adopt to start the process of meeting him.

Friends of Strays, 2911 47th Ave. N., St. Petersburg. Wed.-Fri., 1-6 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

JS COMPUTER REPAIR Mobile computer repair – $40 per visit/hour – 727-643-0697; jscomputerrepair.com

CLEAN UP CLEAN UP CLEAN UP Handy helpers. Skilled labor, anything around the house from A-Z. Weeding, rock gardens cleaned, mulch, sod, and plants installed. Small trees planted and removed. Pressure washing. Free estimates. 30 years experience. Locally St. Pete /Gulfport: 407-2446045. James: 407-244-6045.

HANDYMAN SEMI-RETIRED All types of repairs. Small jobs welcome. Quality work at reasonable prices. Honest. Reliable. Free estimates. John: 727-410-2201.

PROFESSIONAL LOCAL HANDYMAN

Bathrooms, kitchens. drywall, painting, custom high-end finishing. Any job undertaken, honest pricing. Insured, reliable. 347-973-0814.

EXTENSIONS, & REPAIRS

Custom concrete patios, driveway extensions, custom steps, & all types of concrete repairs. Storage Building slabs. Over 35 years experience. Call Mark for a free estimate: 813-859-2023.

AMERICAN BUILDERS GROUP LLC

Residential/Commercial. All phases of remodeling or renovations. Roofs, kitchens, baths, room additions, new construction, doors, windows, stone or concrete work, flooring, and much, much more. Free estimates. CCC 1333727 CGC 059964. 727-410-7323.

DARCY ROOFING LLC

Residential/Commercial. All roofing types - T.P.O., tapered systems, shingle, metal, tile, & flat roofs. Great prices, best warranties. Our general contracting division also does kitchens, baths, additions, new construction, and much, much more. Free estimates. CCC 1333727 CGC 059964. 727-410-7323.

Lawn & Landscape

IRRIGATION STAIN REMOVAL

Remove ugly rust-colored irrigation stains from vinyl fencing and most surfaces around your house or business, including signage. Free estimate and demonstration. Call/text 727-360-7070. ruststainremoval@icloud.com

TREE SERVICE BY PAYLESS

Tree removal, trimming, stump grinding. Also do yard work, mulching, weeding, and yard clean up. Call for estimate: 727-641-9033.

Heating & Air Conditioning

Miscellaneous Service

NOTARY SERVICES - $10

The Gabber now provides Notary Services (in office only) at 2908-B Beach Blvd S., Gulfport. Our Notary Public is not an attorney licensed to practice law in the State of Florida, and may not give legal advice or accept fees for legal advice.

THE TRASH QUEEN Overwhelmed with the mess? Clean up/clean out, inside and out. Recycling, organizing, and yard work. Free estimate from Kathy, Trashologist, licensed/insured, with truck/trailer. Call/ text 845-866-3867. Responsible, reasonable, and ready!

Moving / Hauling

ARRON’S HAULINGONE CALL HAULS IT ALL

Full service removal of junk/trash for your home or business. Appliances, furniture, TV, carpet, concrete, yard debris, paints/chemicals, overgrown lawns, etc. Hoarding, eviction, foreclosure clean outs. 727-623-7219.

HB HAULING SERVICES Hauling services available. We do everything from junk removal, demo, debris removal, estate clean out, and so much more. 12 . dump trailer. Mention The Gabber and get a discount. Call or text Kenny Baschuk at 727-793-5816 for free estimates.

SKIP’S

MOVING & PICK-UP DELIVERY

Have 14 foot box truck, willing to help. I’m the guy who moves everybody in and out of Town Shores. Available Monday thru Sunday. Call: 727-320-3297.

Painting

ARNEY’S PAINTING INC.

30 years experience. Painting expert plus wallpaper hanging and removing. Lic. #C9579. Call Arney: 727-900-3459.

SEASONS BEST PAINTING & CONTRACTING, LLC Interior/exterior painting and power washing services. Over 25 years of experience. 727-506-3677. Licensed/insured. Lic. #C-11623

PINNIX PAINTING, INC. In business locally since 1980. Interior, exterior, commercial, residential. Free Estimates. Lic. #C4334. Call 727-504-1508.

Position Wanted

DO YOU NEED A LIVE-IN CAREGIVER? I take the well-being of the elderly seriously. I'm licensed, have outstanding references, COVID-free. Call Lorraine: 727410-2500.

QUALITY MALE COMPANION AVAILABLE

I am dependable, have 12+ years experience. Laundry, meals, errands/appointments. Have great driving record, and excellent references. 31 year Gulfport resident. Call Joseph: 727-564-0464.

General

GULFPORT LIONS CLUB Available for parties, weddings, meetings. Great waterfront location with full facilities. Call Jean for info and dates. 727-366-6341.

Legal Notices

NOTICE OF FICTITIOUS NAME REGISTRATION NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned, desiring to engage in business under the fictitious name of Quest Business Consultants intends to register the said name with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, Tallahassee FL, pursuant to section 865.09 of the Florida Statutes. [Quest Products International, Inc., 7901 4th St. N., St. Petersburg, FL 33702 ]

NOTICE OF FICTITIOUS NAME REGISTRATION NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned, desiring to engage in business under the fictitious name of Quest Business Capital & Consulting intends to register the said name with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, Tallahassee FL, pursuant to section 865.09 of the Florida Statutes. [Quest Products International, Inc., 7901 4th St. N., St. Petersburg, FL 33702 ]

Real Estate Snapshots

Here’s What Sold in Gulfport & Along the Beaches Last Week

1308 60th St. S. (Stetson)

This three bedroom, two bath home, built in 1949, has 1,275 square feet. It listed for $489,900 and sold for $445,000.

6025 Shore Blvd. S. #306 (Town Shores)

This 1,120-square-foot condo has two bedrooms and two baths. Built in 1971, this condo listed for $310,000 and sold for $285,000.

2850 59th St. S., #306 (Town Shores)

This 1974 condo has 815 square feet, one bedroom, and one bath. It listed for $165,000 and sold for $155,000.

Treasure Island Home Sales Last Week

11405 6th St. E. (Isle of Palms)

5619 30th Ave. S. (Waterfront District))

This five bedroom, one-and-one-half-bath home, built in 1940, has 2,466 square feet. It listed for $524,900 and sold for $497,000.

This 1958 home has three bedrooms, two-and-a-half baths, and 1,858 square feet. It listed for $1.6 million and sold for $1,462,500.

450 Treasure Island Causeway, #304 (Treasure Island Yacht & Tennis Club)

This two-bedroom, two-bath condo has 1,308 square feet. Built in 1974, it listed for $349,900 and sold for $346,900.

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