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A Labor Day Feast Labor Day weekend in Florida is a peculiar time for me. As a transplant from the Midwest who has now resided in the Sunshine State for over a decade, my chef brain never quite understands what to cook this time of year. While the rest of the country is starting to sip pumpkin spice lattes and replace their swimsuits with sweaters, Floridians are still in endless summer mode. Sure, this season’s watermelons have run their course and we’ve grilled enough zucchini to get a lifetime of Vitamin A, but we’re not really ready to turn the page to fall flavor profiles. My late-summer snack choices aim to satiate those fresh, vibrant cravings without launching you right into autumnal hibernation. These bites are quick to prepare and easily transportable. Whether you’re studying for school, sunsetting on the beach or gearing up for GeckoFest, these Labor Day munchies are designed to make the transition from summer to fall, Florida-style.

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Your Guide to Gulfport’s Favorite Festival From 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. on Saturday, September 4, GeckoFest, Gulfport’s much-anticipated endof-summer event, will unfold into a multi-stage street carnival. The Gabber has a complete list of events so that you can plan your day in Gulfport’s lizard-hot sun accordingly. There will be music and performances all day, but big events like the Gecko Queen Coronation – traditionally held at the Gecko Ball, which was postponed this year due to COVID concerns – and the GeckoFest parade down Beach Boulevard are must-sees. “I remember Jon (Ziegler, Gecko Queen Emeritus) cried a river when he gave the crown to me,” said reigning Queen Jody Robinson. “Anything to do with the crown makes people smile...and seeing all the creative costumes in this town is so fun.” The theme this year is “Gecko Bandstand,” and attendees are encouraged to go all out, though a face covering isn’t a bad addition to this year’s costume wear. To combat a rise in COVID-19 cases in Pinellas, social distancing and masks are highly recommended by

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Jody Robinson is the reigning Gecko Queen. Watch Jody pass the crown at this year’s street festival.

organizers the Gulfport Merchants Chamber. South Caddy’s Stage DJ Lindy Romez will spin retro dance hits from 10 a.m.–10 p.m. Gecko Queen Coronation: 5:30 p.m. GeckoFest Walking Parade: 6 p.m. Costume contest: 6:30 p.m. City of Gulfport Fireworks: 9 p.m.-ish

North Blueberry Patch/Sea Dog Cantina Stage Laura Shepherd and Lucy Flute: 10– 11:15 a.m. Beach Bum Barry: 11:45 a.m.–1 p.m. Solar Flair: 1:30–2:30 p.m. Este Loves: 3–5 p.m. Trevor Bystrom Band: 5:30–7:30 p.m. Row Jomah: 8–10 p.m.

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To Mask or Not to Mask?

Local Restaurant Owners Make Their Own Rules Some Gulfport businesses have enacted strict mask policies and even vaccine requirements for employees – despite the executive order from Governor Ron DeSantis banning municipal mask mandates, it’s all completely legal. Private businesses can enforce mask mandates as part of a uniform, according to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, and they can also require employees to get COVID-19 vaccines, barring a disability or an employee’s religious exemptions. Because there are no government-ordered mask or vaccine mandates, however, businesses can also choose to forgo any type of CDC-recommended COVID safety guidelines. In Gulfport Pia Goff, owner of Pia’s Trattoria in Gulfport, is taking full precautions. The restaurant began enforcing vaccination requirements for her staff on August 3. The popular spot at 3054 Beach Blvd. S. also has a mask-on policy for both employees and customers. Goff enacted the policy in response to rising COVID numbers in Pinellas, a surge fueled by the highly contagious Delta variant. “Out of 50 employees, one chose not to be vaccinated and one is still contemplating,” Goff said August 24. The employee who chose not to be vaccinated no longer works at the restaurant. Guests must wear a face covering while standing up inside the building, but are welcome to take it off once they sit down or are in the outdoor seating area. “I’d say 90% of our customers wear the mask with no problems, and the other 10% are very vocal about disagreeing with it,” Goff said. “That’s sad for our employees because people can get angry and they didn’t make the policy – I did.” Pia’s also prints and trashes

menus each day to avoid contamination. Stella’s, a neighboring breakfast and brunch spot at 2914 Beach Blvd. S., enforces similar precautions. According to owner Barbara Banno, she isn’t requiring vaccinations, but is enforcing mask wear inside for staff and recommends face covering outdoors for visitors and staff. The majority of Stella’s seating is outdoors, however, making the mask policy difficult to enforce, says Banno. “It was challenging at first during the summer,” Banno said. “It’s a long hot day out there, but my staff understands the importance of this issue.” Online menus and ordering are also an option for those that want to forgo the potential germs. Some local restaurants, like PJ’s on St. Pete Beach, have switched to QR codes for contact-less menus. “Since the beginning, COVID-19 has been a constant moving target that we’ve been faced with,” Banno said. “We have and will continue to follow CDC guidelines through this.” Numbers Continue to Rise COVID cases are still on the rise in Pinellas County, with 6,790 cases reported for the week of August 20 through the 26 – a positivity rate of 18% – according to the most recent weekly report available at press time from the Florida Department

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of Health, while 6,779 Pinellas residents received a vaccine in that time period. According to the CDC, “The risk of COVID-19 spread increases in a restaurant or bar setting as interactions within 6 feet of others increase.” The CDC currently recommends masks in restaurants and bars “for employees and for customers as much as possible when not eating or drinking and when social distancing measures are difficult to maintain.” Learn more about CDC guidelines and safety recommendations at cdc.gov. Find a vaccine near you at covid19.pinellascounty.org/vaccines.

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People Helping People

From Gulfport to Haiti, Here’s Where You Can Help By Abby Baker

From hurricane relief to school needs during the pandemic, many local organizations and businesses are looking to help those in need. The Gabber compiled a short list of urgent and long-term collection causes in the area for those who have the means to donate.

St. Petersburg’s women-led, Black-owned Southside Fresh Market is collecting donations for 100 families in need living in what is considered the quake center of Haiti. Located at 2184 9th Ave. S., Southside owner Ramona Brayboy is collecting drop-offs every Sunday through September from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. on behalf of the Souvenir Children’s Foundation. “A lot of times, Haiti gets overlooked and they are a very small country, so they need the extra support,” Brayboy said. Donors are asked to bring toiletries, tents, aqua tabs, school supplies, clothes, money and anything else that people may need in a disaster. Kayda, the vendor who owns Real Roots at Southside, is personally taking the donations to the island. “There can be some corruption, so I made sure to link up with someone I know personally,” Brayboy said. “Her aunt lives in Haiti.”

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See a complete list of items and information for the next collection on Sunday, September 5 at fb.com/ southsidefreshmarket. Clothe Gulfport Elementary Families of students at Gulfport Montessori Elementary may need extra help with school uniforms,

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Stewart said. “Sometimes families need a little extra help in general.” You can drop donations at Gulfport Nutrition, 5012 Gulfport Blvd., Monday through Friday, 7:15 a.m. to 3 p.m., Saturday 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Dress code and sizes: Little kids – boys and girls tops and pants/shorts/skirts – 4, 5, 6x. Big kids – Girls pants/shorts/skirts – 7/8, 10/12, 14, 16 Girls tops – Small – XL Boys pants/shorts – 8, 10, 12, 14, 16 Boys tops – Small – XL Polos may be worn in any solid color, with no stripes, graphics, pictures, numerals, slogans, etc. Tops must have a collar unless they are a school logo t-shirt. Bottoms such as pants, shorts and skirts must be solid navy blue or khaki. No denim. Solid colored leggings or tights may be worn underneath uniform skirts or shorts.

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Renaissance Dad: Party Like It’s 1975 Live music is back. Or, at least it was for a brief moment in July before Florida rolled out the red carpet for the Delta variant. (Prediction: The Delta Variant will be a popular rock band coming to an outdoor festival near you.) Back in July, my vaccinated wife and I loaded up our two kids and our masks to attend an indoor concert. Taking our kids to a concert has proven risky. The first show we ever took them to was when we spent a semester of their college savings to see Bruno Mars at the zenith of his stardom. When Mr. Mars took the stage with a horn section and pyrotechnics, our terror-stricken young children fell to the floor holding their shattered eardrums and broken souls. (The retelling was my most-read column when the Gabber publisher and I dominated another news publication.) When my wife buys concert tickets, it’s time to dust off your eight tracks. She’s a connoisseur of anything post-Beatles, pre-U2. How would our kids handle an indoor show of 1970s bands whose careers are at, well... what’s the op-

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Our daughter declined an official photo opportunity with one of Firefall’s talented replacement members – in the flowered shirt.

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has “only” been with them for 25 years, and someone who may not have been born when they had their first record deal. Our kids were entertained not just by the music, but by the gyrations of a few over-served patrons near the front. (I love it when one person wants to dance, and also feels compelled to angrily implore the rest of the seated audience to join them.) I was excited that Pure Prairie League took the stage first, but I grew a little concerned when they played for more than an hour and fifteen minutes before getting around to the one song I knew. If each band planned to play their “deep cuts” we might not make it to the second intermission. But Firefall’s lead gui-

surviving members of the ‘70s tarist, Jock Bartley (best ‘70s Monsters of Lite Rock bade farerock name ever), attacked their well to the surviving members of set with the zeal of a man with the audience and an old-timer a mint condition Dodge converoffered us a broad grin and fistsion van in his carport. bump: “CongratulaBy the time “Our kids were enter- tions on making it Orleans took the stage, tained not just by the mu- all the way through. our daughter sic, but by the gyrations Impressive!” I can’t tell if our was soundly of a few over-served pakids are sincere or asleep in one trons.” if they’re blowing of Ruth Ecksmoke when they tell us how erd’s big plush seats, and our son much fun they had. I don’t realwas getting antsy. But while the ly care. I didn’t mind indulging crowd’s most entertaining dancFirefall’s “new stuff” or Orleans’ ing drunks didn’t have the stayextended jams. After almost two ing power to hear Orleans’ greatyears without seeing a live show, est hit, we were still there when to hold my wife’s hand while she the house lights came up. sings “Amie” like it’s 1975 is about We made it to the glorious end, the best way to spend a summer singing “You’re Still the One” like evening. Gerald Ford was president. The

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Sea Dog’s New Management, Shopping Center Sells & Beach House Celebrates By Abby Baker

Margarita enthusiasts in Gulfport may have noticed that Beach Boulevard’s spot for Mexican eats, Sea Dog Cantina, closed for two weeks on August 17 before hosting a grand reopening on Wednesday, September 1. While much remains the same at the 2832 Beach Blvd S. spot, the restaurant is now under new management – and added a new rule that requires all staff to wear masks. Sea Dog general manager Jessie Hatch, a newly Gulfportian transplant from Maine, came to the state to completely sanitize the restaurant, and retrain and rehire a crew. “We want to move forward with the new staff in place and properly train our team so that we can put our best foot forward,” Hatch said. “People will see some familiar faces

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The South Pasadena Shopping Center sold to a New York real estate investment firm.

involved in the community – that’s a primary goal.” South Pasadena Shopping Center Sold A South Pasadena Shopping Center, anchored by a Walmart Neighborhood Market at 6818 Gulfport Blvd. S., sold to South Pasadena R2G LLC for $32.65 million in July. The new owners represent a New York-based realty firm that owns a number of similar shopping centers throughout the country, with a handful in Florida. According to Pinellas County prop-

erty records, the previous owners were Atlanta-based Branch Properties, a private real estate investment firm focused on grocery-anchored shopping centers. The center, which remains open, is 166,188 square feet with eight separate buildings and more than 30 separate businesses, including Anytime Fitness and Ace Hardware. One Year with Beach House Gulfport’s very pink local art gallery, Beach House 5317, conveniently located at 5317 Gulfport Blvd., is

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Not so fast, says resident Marj Loronment.” The removal of sand in the rand, whose home sits 500 feet from bay – known as maintenance dredgthe marina at Causeway Village, a ing – to allow easy access to the promobile home park where the number posed additional 24 boat slips would of boat slips may increase from 11 to damage the seagrass beds that serve 35, explains. as the primary food source for mana “It’s a complicated issue, and peotees, she said. ple had a lot to say about it,” she said. Environmental concerns regarding A commission meeting on the issue the marina expansion intersect with held on April 13, 2021 ran late into the other issues, the residents say. night. “People are going to lose their It ran so late that the developer in homes,” Chiappetta said, echoing charge of expanding the marina, Hans Lorand, who thinks the residents of J. M. Wilson, PresiCauseway Village dent of Hans Wilson “This isn’t ‘hide the ball’; are “being led by & Associates in Fort this isn’t trying to ram- the nose” into alMeyers, expressed rod anything. There’s lowing the marina his frustration in an to be turned into a no gotcha here.” email message sent so-called “regional to the City Clerk for South Pasadena, attractor” of business intended not Carley Lewis, on April 16, 2021. to enhance Causeway Village, but to “I would really like to thank the broaden the tax base. commissioners for their patience and Then there is the question of the for their ability to see through the proper procedure for changing the hysteria and focus on the facts,” Hans time limits for residents to address Wilson wrote, adding, “Do you always the commission, either by revising the have that type of comment on such city resolution that has been in effect simple things?” since 1995 or by making modifications Lorand believes that the expansion to the city code itself or both. of the marina is anything but simple. Noting that “three minutes is genAmong her concerns with expanding erally the norm” for speaking to govthe marina include the disruption of ernmental bodies in Tampa Bay – the the seagrass beds where manatees City of Gulfport has a three-minute forage in Boca Ciega Bay. The comlimit on public comment – the attormissioners are “oblivious to what’s ney for the City of South Pasadena, happening in this bay,” said Lorand, Julia Mandell, said that it was she, who notes that maintaining the currather than the city commissioners, rent amount of public input is critical, who brought forward the recommenespecially because “we have so little dation to reduce the public input time impact anyway.” limit from the current five minutes. Another resident of South PasaMandell later rescinded the recomdena agrees. According to Sandra mendation pending further study of Chiappetta, “The number of slips is the issue. obscene and a hindrance to the envi “My job as city attorney is to give

my best advice” in bringing South Pasadena in line with other nearby cities, Mandell said. Addressing those who oppose reducing public input, she added, “This isn’t ‘hide the ball’; this isn’t trying to ramrod anything. There’s no gotcha here.” The city clerk told the Gabber that, because reducing public input at meetings of the city commission is not on the agenda at this time, the city commissioners would have no comment. However, both Lorand and Chiappetta fully expect the issue of reducing public input to resurface. “If they can legally do it, they will,” said Lorand. Whether that objective could be achieved via the city resolution or the city code or both, limiting the public’s ability to respond to the ramifications of the proposed redevelopment plan is “a really big deal,” said Chiappetta. “The city is us,” she said. “The city is the people.” An administrative workshop with the city commission is scheduled for September 21. It was originally intended to explore the possibility of reducing public input during meetings of the city commission, but Mandell now says her own “workload issues” prevent her from raising the issue again as she had planned. Anyone is allowed to observe administrative workshops, either in person or on Spectrum Channel 643, but for the most part, members of the general public are not allowed to speak during administrative workshops given that they are exploratory in nature.

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Fairgrounds St. Pete Provides an Escape From Reality After six months of wrangling artists, the Warehouse Arts District is opening the doors to an-ever changing but permanent interactive art installation dubbed Fairgrounds St. Pete on Thursday, September 2. Once a collection of offices, the 5,000-square-foot space is now a screaming neon Alice-in-Wonderland-meets-Florida experience that is run separately, but attached to The Factory St. Pete at 2622 Fairfield Ave. S. Otherworldly Meets Local Co-founders Liz Dimmitt, Mikhail Mansion and Olivia Mansion came together to string the works of 64 local creators into one space. “The idea is that this is an adventure into weird, wacky, wonderful Florida – but that’s a mouthful,” CEO Dimmitt said. “Really, this is a whole new world made by artists that everyone is welcome to explore.” Fairgrounds is the place to be for artists, as the attraction provides each participating creator with a percentage of the ticket sales for

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Poet for Hire

Giovanni Cerro Takes His Typewriter to the Streets In the last four years, Giovanni Cerro and his sticker-decked typewriter have composed more than 4,000 on-the-spot poems for anyone with $20 and a need for inspiration. A self-proclaimed “traveling poet for hire,” Cerro lives in St. Petersburg with his wife, Kayley Robsham, and spends his days trekking to Bay area art events with his typewriter and a desk – a combination that he calls “Gios Typos.” The grammatical pun is intended, apparently. Recently, Cerro set up shop at Coastal Creative’s Weird Florida Art Show on August 20 and typed 25 poems for his line of curious word lovers. A topic and a donation results in a printed poem on the back of a National Geographic map, no matter where he is. “I just think of myself as a writer,

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No. I’ve had maybe two people not like my poems, but I guess it just wasn’t their thing. Of course people try to stump you if you’re out on the street with a typewriter, but I run with it. Favorite topic? I like it when people give me like three or four random topics and I have to weave things together. I was at Armature Works one time and this guy gave me the words “KGB, Russia, cannabis.” It was like seven words that I can’t remember now.

“I saw this woman on the street doing her thing and I thought ‘I have a typewriter, I can write poetry, I should do that,” Cerro. “So I came to St. Petersburg and set it up.” His first gig was outside Intermezzo Coffee & Cocktails on Central Avenue, and his first street poem was for the owner of Billy’s Corner Barber Shop in St. Petersburg. “He wanted a poem for his soonto-be granddaughter...his wife cried when she read it, then she gave me money,” Cerro said. “That was it for me.” While Cerros’ love affair with words began with his first shot at poetry at age 9, before he became a “poet for hire” he was working as a technician’s assistant for Tesla. It was “not as gratifying, but a cool job,” he said. “I would wake up an hour early in the morning to write at the coffee shop before work,” Cerro said. “I was writing a lot about corpses and corporations at that point.” At 35, he’s since said goodbye to his previous life and dedicates his time to “writing for the people.” “I always knew deep in my bones that I wanted to write, and affect change in that way,” Cerro said. “A lot of the people that I met that were writers were giving me the spiel about going back to school. So I sat

But that was the gist and I had to make something up from just that. It’s cool, I have to make a story with those loose words. I made up something about assassins. Do you ever write poems for your wife? I have. I haven’t recently, but I should. I’ve written so much for her but when you write everyday.... In the beginning when we first met, I used to hide poems all over Black Crow Coffee for her to find. Her love language is words of affirmation so it worked. Keep up with Gios Typos at fb.com/ Giostypo. Want a poem and can’t track him down? Email giostypos@ gmail.com.

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Tacos: corn tortillas veggies of choice cheese of choice Method: Preheat oven to 325°. Cube gator meat into large chunks and set aside. In a large pot, bring water to a boil and soak the dried Guajillo peppers off the heat for 15 minutes to rehydrate. Seed and stem peppers. Combine peppers and rest of the marinade ingredients in food processor until a smooth paste forms. Marinate the gator meat for two hours or overnight. Heat fat in a Dutch oven over medium high heat. Add gator and sear on all sides until crust forms. Remove from heat and set aside. Add onion to Dutch oven and cook until caramelized. Add cinnamon stick, bay leaves, clove and garlic until aromatic. Add gator meat and marinade back to Dutch oven mixture. Cover with beef stock and bring to a simmer. Remove Dutch oven from stove top, cover and braise in oven for three to four

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Geckos, Coffee & a Dance Party Find links for these events — and many other things to do — online at thegabber.com/events. All Month Long A Day at the Fair Explore an explosion of local art and fantasy at an interactive exhibit experience Fairgrounds St. Pete. This colorful escape features the work of over 60 creators and a Florida side-show style walk through narrative at The Factory. The doors open to the public on September 2, but this is a permanent addition to the Warehouse Arts District. The Factory, 2622 Fairfield Ave. S. 5-9 p.m. Friday, September 3 Art Walkin’ So much art packed in to just one Friday a month. It’s the First Friday Art Walk in Gulfport and Beach Boulevard will be filled with local artwork and creators. Find a new muse, tip street performers and try out Gulfport eats. Gulfport Waterfront District. 5-9 p.m.

at Archibald Memorial Beach Park. Saturday warriors get the chance to win a “bag of swag” while scouring the beach for litter. Archibald Memorial Beach Park, 15100 Gulf Blvd. 8-10 a.m. Geckos on the Street Get those lizard hands in the air, it’s time for Gulfport’s scaliest street festival. GeckoFest will crawl through downtown Gulfport to celebrate the end of summer. This year marks 20 years of local flavor and the City of Gulfport is hosting a fireworks show right over the water. The theme is “Gecko Bandstand,” so don’t forget the costumes – wigs encouraged. Downtown Gulfport, 2900 Beach Blvd. S. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Poet Practice Get your pens – and keyboards – ready. Poets and

writers are welcomed to an online workshop hosted by Keep St. Pete Lit to discuss, critique and analyze poetry. With full utilization of the Zoom share screen, it’s a good chance to get other writers’ eyes on your words. $15 gets you a Zoom link. fb.com/ events/3036603663285854 1-3 p.m. $15 Sunday, September 5 Shop Corey Avenue Yet another fresh-air market to peruse this Sunday funday. Shop more than 60 vendors and brag about all the raw honey, fresh spices, sustainable veggies and local art you stumbled upon. Corey Avenue, 595 Corey Ave. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Tuesday, September 7 An Open Microphone All acts – music, comedy, spoken word – are Things To Do continued on page 30

One Year with the Beach House Beach House 5317 celebrates one year with an official ribbon-cutting. Shop art, talk about the last year and check out what’s new at the house. 5317 Gulfport Blvd. 6 - 8 p.m. Pop Up and Dance Head to the historic Gulfport Casino on the waterfront for live music and cold drinks. Local musicians will get you moving, and the bar will be open. September’s band is Hot Tonic Orchestra, fusing jazz with Latin rhythms, funk and soul. Admission benefits the Gulfport Arts Center and the Gulfport Historical Society. Gulfport Casino, 5500 Shore Blvd. S. 7-10 p.m. $10 Saturday, September 4 Trash Pirates Who said pirates arrr all bad? Set up ship with the MAD Beach Trash Pirates and head out for a monthly community cleanup

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vice, you’ll be in good company. This connection is every second Wednesday of the month. Gulfport Multipurpose Senior Center, 5501 27th Ave. S. 8:30 a.m.

welcome at the Patch’s open mic night. Come perform or watch the action hosted by Dillon Reeder at one of Florida’s oldest artist retreats. All participants will receive a $5 Blueberry Patch voucher. Bring your own beer as long as it’s before midnight. The Blueberry Patch, 4923 20th Ave. S. $5

Who Are You Looking For? Dinner, drinks and connection – with rainbows. Meet Me Locally is pairing with Punky’s for a “speedy” night of meeting other members of the LGBTQ community. A $10 ticket gets attendees one of three color coordinated wristbands that shows other bar-goers if you are looking for love, business or friends. Punky’s Bar and Grill, 3063 Central Ave. 6-9 p.m. $10

In the Know in Gulfport Gulfportians stay informed, in-person or virtually, at the Gulfport City Council. This is the best way to stay up to date on happenings in your town. Masks are highly recommended. Those who would like to avoid the crowds are welcome to attend and comment via Zoom. mygulfport. us/councilmeetings, Gulfport City Hall, 2401 53rd St S. 6 p.m.

Gab About Books Discover the dark side of Tampa Bay at this month’s Gabber Book Club, in partnership with Tombolo Books. This month’s subject: Tampa Bay Noir. This collection of stories about the local scene will be at Gulfport’s Historic Peninsula Inn and dive into dicey stories by the bay. The Historic Peninsula

Wednesday, September 8 Coffee and Chats for Vets Connect with other veterans over coffee at this Gulfport Senior Center-hosted event. No matter the area of ser-

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Neighborhood Watch Alert Your community, your crime watch. The Gulfport Police Department’s Neighborhood Watch Program streams on Facebook every Wednesday, live or prerecorded. Post your questions under the video and they will be answered the next business day. fb.com/ groups/694674127283494 1:30 p.m. Thursday, September 9 To Italy Master Italian for free without downloading any pesky apps. The Italian American Society of St. Petersburg is hosting Italian language classes at the Gulfport Senior Center to kick off a season of romantic language. There will be two class opportunities: 6-7 p.m. and 7-8 p.m. All levels are more than welcome and membership is not required. Ciao! Gulfport Multipurpose Senior Center, 5501 27th Ave. S. 6-8 p.m.

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SIROTTA, Milton, 97 of Gulfport, Florida passed away on August 13, 2021. Milton was born in New York City to Hyman and Anna Sirotta. Milton was the youngest of five children and devoted brother to Max, Bea, Ruth and Sol. At the age of 18, Milton proudly enlisted in the Army Air Corps during World War II. He fought in the 370th Bomb Squad where he served with his oldest brother in the Pacific Arena with bravery. After the war, Milton attended George Washington University where he received a degree in Mechanical Engineering. While attending school, he supplemented his GI benefits by teaching ballroom dancing. Throughout his life, Milton loved music and dance. He was a superb dancer who had his daughter dancing on his feet before she could walk. Everyone who danced with Milton could feel his passion and joy. After graduation, Milton continued to serve his country with distinction. He was a highly respected engineer at various military bases and the Pentagon. Milton was a devoted husband. He was preceded in death by his first wife, Mary Ludwig Sirotta in 1995 and second wife Barbara Welch Sirotta in 2009; after taking care of both of them during their long illnesses. Milton is deeply missed by his loving family members and friends. He is survived by his daughter, Dr. Phyllis Sirotta Feldman (Michael), grandson Dr. Adam Mark Sirotta Feldman, partner Helenrose Ploughtoff and numerous nieces, nephews and friends. Milton will be remembered for his kindness, compassion, loyalty, and his heart of gold. He uplifted friends, family and strangers with his positive attitude. He had a wonderful sense of humor and lit up every room. Milton loved being outside in nature and enjoyed every flower, tree, bird and dolphin. He enjoyed long walks. Milton waved at everyone he saw, whether he knew them or not. He hoped it would add cheer to their day. There is no doubt that Milton made this world a better place and we will miss him forever. To express condolences online visit segalfuneralhome.com.

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Robert “Bob” Lindstrom 81, passed away peacefully on Aug 18, 2021 after a long battle with dementia. He was with loved ones when he passed. Bob was born on April 3, 1940 in Tucson, Arizona to the late Olof and Eleanor Lindstrom. He was a loving father, grandfather, great-grandfather, brother, uncle, friend, and teacher. Bob is survived by his twin sister Barbara Eanes; nephew Mark Eanes (Kelly); niece Jennifer Foster (Greg); great-nieces Emily Eanes, Ellie Foster, and Anna Foster; great-nephew Jack Foster; and daughters Robin Blosser and her family of St. Petersburg, Florida and Glennda Nikitopoulos and her family of Houston, Texas. Bob grew up on a farm in the Shenandoah Valley of Virginia. He joined the Army and was stationed in Germany for a several years, then returned to Virginia where he got his undergraduate and master’s degrees at James Madison University. He worked for a time as an IBM salesman and he also was a teacher for 30 years in Pinellas County, Florida. He was responsible for helping to get the Peer Counseling program started in Pinellas County schools, and he taught troubled youth at Pinellas Marine Institute. Bob loved the water and was a PADI Master Diver with a specialist training to be an Aquanaut Instructor. He worked with Jacques Cousteau and the Cousteau Society, taking part in several expeditions on the Calypso. He taught scuba diving in the Florida Keys, the Virgin Islands, and the Bahamas. Bob also loved MG cars, and he raced cars with the Sports Car Club of America and was a member of the British Car Club. Bob had a big heart and bigger soul. He also had a kind word for everyone and would always go out of his way to help anyone that needed help. He loved to dance and had a great sense of humor (lots of Dad jokes). He was a great fisherman and boat captain. Bob loved everyone, and his hugs made all of your worries go away. The family requests that instead of flowers please make a donation to the Cousteau Society or your local youth organization in his name.

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the gabs What is your favorite part of fall? Photos by Gabrielle Reeder

Liam Thomas, Salamanca, New York: “Liam’s favorite is pumpkins.”

Bentley James, Salamanca, New York: “Bentley’s favorite is scarecrows.”

Lauren Hunt, Salamanca, New York: “My favorite thing about fall is pumpkin donuts and watching the leaves change.”

Emmalynn Myles, Fort Lauderdale: “When fall comes, we get more cold fronts, so maybe we have an evening temperature that is actually below 70 degrees, or, at the very least, below 75. So we have the cooler weather coming leading into winter.”

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theGabber.com | September 2, 2021 - September 8, 2021

The Gabber: September 2, 2021

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