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Miracle on 34th Street St. Bartholomew’s Episcopal Church, colloquially known as St. Bart’s, is an incongruous sight amidst the hustle and bustle of the ever-burgeoning Skyway Marina District. Built of heart pine batten-and-board in the Florida Carpenter Gothic style, the picturesque church has graced the corner of 38th Ave. S. and 34th St. for more than 50 years. But that wasn’t its first location. It was built in 1887 at 19th St. S. and 22nd Ave. S., and remained in operation there until members decided in 1970 that a move was needed “to better serve the parish,” according to its pastor at the time. In a remarkable act of architectural preservation, the church was dismantled, moved and reassembled on its new site board by board. The church has grown since then, adding wings, a parish house and more. (It leases its former education building to Precious Angels PreSchool.) But the original 18x40foot sanctuary is still in use, which means St. Bart’s has been continuously operating in its original building longer than any other church in Pinellas County.

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St. Bartholomew’s Episcopal Church, c. 1887, was moved to its present site more than 50 years ago.

“Y’all Come Now” So how does the county’s oldest church manage to co-exist with St. Pete’s newest neighborhood? With a sense of humor, for one thing. When Zaxby’s opened across the street last summer, Father Ethan Cole, St. Bart’s rector, marked the occasion with a Facebook photo in which the church’s statue of Jesus

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seems to be embracing the restaurant’s giant inflatable chicken. “There’s a wonderful saying in the Gospels where Jesus says he longs to gather Jerusalem under his wings like a mother hen gathers in her chicks,” he explains. “I had that verse in mind, and also, ‘His eye is on the sparrow’.” (Or in this case, on the chicken.) Church continued on page 8

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Gulfport’s Rain Gardens Reduce Contaminated Stormwater By Patrick Heinzen

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Gulfport’s Rain Gardens: This one provides a look at what is to come.

Anyone who has lived in Florida for any period of time knows exactly how unpredictable rain can be. In a heartbeat, the day can go from sunny to a complete downpour. This creates a need for effective stormwater strategies. In Gulfport, stormwater does not receive formal treatment. This means the stormwater holds onto all of the contaminants it picks up once it hits land. With improper management, contaminated water can find a way into bays, lakes, and saltwater used for fishing, irrigation, and swimming. To battle this issue, the City will create a new rain garden at Gulfport’s Beach Park. This project is a partnership between Gulfport’s Public Works, City Horticulturalist Toffer Ross, and the Suncoast Sierra Club. What Is A Rain Garden? A rain garden is an area where the ground is dug out to create a

depression in the land. This hole is then filled back up with dirt and plants with long roots are planted. When it rains, water will naturally flow to this lower area, where the plants soak up the water. This will remove contaminants, and also reduce the overall amount of wastewater. Tom Nicholls, the director of Public Works for Gulfport is working on the first stage of this project. “My staff will dig, and work out the logistics,” said Nicholls. “We’re just going to give them a blank canvas to work on in March. We want to beat the rain, but wait until after the cold.” Gulfport’s Rain Gardens From here, Sarah Nappier from the Suncoast Sierra Club and Ross will take over. “Toffer has already given me the

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plan for the garden, and it’s really amazing,” said Nappier. “We were originally hoping to get it done this year, but it is a blessing in disguise because [Hurricane] Idalia would’ve knocked out our progress.” With this project, Nappier and Nicholls hope to inspire Gulfportians to look at how the City manages wastewater, and also learn about the efforts the city makes to fix this. “My eyes really opened to the issues that come with wastewater in Florida,” said Nappier. “I want to be able to teach residents how they can help fight these issues.” Nappier is hoping to pull together a group of volunteers to maintain the new garden, as well as the previous one near the Recreation Center. Those interested in volunteering can reach out to her through email sarahnappier@ gmail.com.

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Historic Gas Plant District Plans Return Whether you’re entering or leaving St. Petersburg, you can’t miss Tropicana Field. Since 1990, it has seen a variety of sporting events, and has been the home of the Tampa Bay Rays since 1998. Unfortunately, the stadium receives constant criticism; some call it one of the worst stadiums in the country. Originally built in the heart of the Historic Gas Plant Community, the stadium displaced multiple residents and businesses with the promise of opportunity that never came. Nearly 40 years later, on Sept. 19, 2023, the Rays and the City of St. Petersburg came to an agreement that would keep the Rays in the area. This includes the construction of a new ballpark set to be ready for the 2028 MLB season. The 86acre site of the current stadium will get renovated, and the Historic Gas Plant District will be reborn. According to the City of St. Petersburg website, the development will invest more than $6,000,000,000 in St. Petersburg, making it the largest development project in Tampa Bay History. Pinellas County Commissioner Janet Long wrote an enthusiastic letter to the community about the project. “This stadium will act as a catalyst for this Historic District and beyond - a space where our local families can live, work, and play in an entertainment destination,” said Long. “Our entire County benefits with this

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new jewel venue and events that can draw visitors to Pinellas County for the sports, arts, culture, culinary, and entertainment opportunities they seek. It goes without saying how proud we are to be a part of creating a new venue for Pinellas County Families to enjoy for generations to come.” Community Engagement A major part of this project is a $50,000,000 commitment to equity. The City encourages residents to attend a Community Benefits Infor-

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mation Session on Dec. 13 at 5:30 p.m. at The Coliseum (535 4th Ave. N., St. Petersburg). Here, the public can learn about the proposed benefits, and provide input on the project. The Community Benefits Analysis Council (CBAC) will begin their process to advise Mayor Kenneth T. Welch, City Council, and St. Pete residents in January 2024. The CBAC will meet on Tuesdays in January: Jan. 9, 16, 23, and 30. In a statement to the community, Mayor Welch expressed his excitement towards the project. “Lifting up residents from every part of St. Pete is imperative for our city’s success,” said Welch. “This project will be a prosperous game changer for those who live in, work in, and visit St. Petersburg.” Community Benefits Breakdown

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• Employment: $3,750,000 will go to internships and apprentice programs that will lead to jobs during the construction and operation during the development of the site. • Education: $17,500,000 is going to financial investments in educational programs in South St. Petersburg, as well as providing funding to various cultural and civic centers. This will include the construction of the new Woodson African American Museum of Florida. • Outreach: $750,000 will fund outreach that strengthens the community through town halls,

committees, and a welcome center at the site. The Historic Gas Plant legacy will continue, by naming parts of the project to look at historical moments and art that reflect the history of the site. “Like many others, I used to call the Gas Plant home. Some forty years ago, my family’s livelihood was uprooted with the promise of economic opportunity that would improve and enhance their lives,” said Welch. “Now, we have a chance to fulfill those promises and preserve the legacy of the Historic Gas Plant neighborhood.”

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Cole, 44, likes to say that St. Bart’s is “a country church in the middle of a city.” It was in the country at one time. There was very little else in the area when St. Bart’s bought the property from Allstate Insurance. But now a city is growing up around it, and with that growth come both challenges and opportunities. “Some mornings I come in and there are people sleeping in our bushes,” says Father Ethan. “But we also have beautiful new expansions happening all around us – and these are all right next to each other.” That’s why he supports what he calls a “Y’all Come Now” attitude at the church. “On Sundays it’s a little slice of the kingdom of heaven in here. Coming up for communion you’ll see children kneeling next to a guy with face tattoos next to a woman who’s an African immigrant next to folks who’ve been here for generations and people who’ve never been here before. And they all stay for coffee hour,” he said.

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A Project of Rebirth It wasn’t always this way, says church historian Jerry Knight, 85. A retiree from the St. Petersburg Fire Department, he and his family have been members of St. Bart’s since 1962. In his deeply researched account for the church website, he

Claude McKenzie practices the flute solo he’ll be playing at a St. Bart’s service.

details the challenges that had already begun to plague the church when COVID-19 dealt attendance a

near-fatal blow. Still, throughout those difficult years, a loyal core of parishioners kept the church grounds landscaped and the buildings in good condition. In 2022, following the retirement of The Rev. William V. Burkett after 16 years of service, St. Bart’s vestry (the governing board) called Cole as rector. At the time, Cole, a Harvard Divinity School grad, was serving as Canon of Congregational Life at the Cathedral Church of St. Peter. He was seen as a promising young leader with the energy to turn around an aging church. But that wasn’t the only reason the vestry called him. They knew he’d undergone a spiritual rebirth of his own. In 2014, trouble with alcohol abuse led Cole to retire from active ministry. Working in distinctly non-lofty jobs — administrator for a company

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that makes pre-cast concrete, picking up poop for a dog training business — he found his way to recovery through AA’s 12-step program. “The 12-step work helped me be a better priest.” Knight agrees. He feels that Father Ethan’s “inside experience” with addiction enables him to recognize — and empathize with — church attendees who are experiencing their own such struggles. Cole’s all-are-welcome attitude jibed well with the already open-minded congregation of St. Bart’s, which is not among the Episcopal churches who have split off into factions opposing same-sex marriage or gay and female clergy. “We’re not in the family of conservative evangelical churches,” says Cole, who is gay. “We love our tradition and the beauty of liturgy, but we also believe God’s table is open. Folks can come wherever they are.” Community Comes First A recent Sunday service embodied this welcoming ethos. The obligatory Bible passages for the day were all fire and brimstone, threats

of death and destruction from an angry, punishing god. But when Cole went on to analyze them in his sermon, his approach was downto-earth, conversational. Yes, he acknowledged, these passages are grim. But they are also a reminder that life is fragile, and that we need to help one another. He wants the church to be a place of both consolation and transformation. Rebuilding the St. Bart’s community is his primary goal. To do so, he’s finding ways to “open wide the doors.” He brought in an accomplished new music director, Travis Evans. He activated the parish house with activities like the Sew What Studio, which attracts a growing cohort of sewing enthusiasts twice a month. And he’s inviting the public to sunset socials in the church’s fountain courtyard following the monthly Evensong services. Parishioners are now coming from all over, from Gulfport to the Old Northeast, from Tierra Verde to the Patriot Square condo complex up the street from the church. They’re loving the new ministry.

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Church continued from page 9 “I’ve come home,” says Olga Fisher, who’s originally from an unpronounceable town in Wales and now teaches quilting techniques at the Sew What Studio. The Dietrich-Comeau family travels from Parrish for the “fantastic Sunday school” (there’s an adorable video on St. Bart’s Facebook page of 4-year-old Jackston Comeau giggling through his baptism); they also value the church’s focus on helping the homeless. Claude McKenzie, 64, says the church has changed his life. He was familiar with Father Ethan from the downtown cathedral and followed him to St. Bart’s, having just secured his first apartment after years of homelessness. Now he sings in the choir and occasionally plays flute solos. “Ethan is such a good shepherd,” says McKenzie. Not for Sale Running a church ain’t cheap — Cole estimates it costs $300,000 a year — but contributions are steadily increasing. Surprisingly enough, given the building boom in the area, there have been no offers from developers to buy this prime piece of real estate, says Michael Booher, CFO for the Episcopal Diocese of Southwest Florida. Even if the diocese were to sell one of its church properties, they would sell only to a developer who would keep it in the family, so to speak — to develop it for another kind of Episcopal facility. But there’s no chance of that happening at St. Bart’s. Father Ethan

Fr. Ethan Cole, rector of St. Bart’s.

has done “incredible work” for the church, Booher says, and can be credited for its renaissance. If, as this charismatic young leader has said, a church is a place where people can find “meaning in a chaotic world,” little old St. Bart’s may

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This week, a reader asks about Gulfport Marina late fees on payments.

Question: Long story short, I am charged late fees about twice a year on payments made to the City of Gulfport for my boat slip when the payment hits the clerk’s desk after the 15-day grace period. Following up with my bank, I learned that the USPS gets my payment the day of or the next day after the Bill Pay paper check is processed, where they then postmark the envelope for payment. In conversations with the Assistant City Manager, I learned that the clerks have never been instructed to verify the postmark on payment envelopes. I suspect this

has resulted in a number of late fees assessed to Gulfport bill payers that may in fact have paid their bills well within the 15-day grace period. —Mark S. Rogers Answer: The Gabber Newspaper spoke with City Manager Jim O’Reilly to look into Gulfport Municipal Marina late fees issue. O’Reilly first confirmed that the City does not have an Assistant City Manager position. The City credits the payment the same day they receive the checks, according to O’Reilly.

“This customer’s payment process, known as ‘Bill Pay,’ involves their bank routing the payment to a third-party vendor,” O’Reilly explains. This process includes the vendor receiving payment, and then printing and sending a check. Once the City receives the checks, they process them. “The envelope in which these checks are received lacks a conventional postmark; instead, it indicates that the third-party vendor utilizes a permit for mailing these payments,” said O’Reilly.

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Florida Cannabis Supply Gulfportians get ready. A Florida-grown dispensary opens up on Gulfport Boulevard in the next couple of weeks. Florida Cannabis Supply moved into Smokin’ J’s BBQ’s previous location. They are excited to provide their products with everyone ranging from flower to vapes to edibles. Marketing Designer Ashley Wines explained this is a vertical dispensary, meaning they own every part of their operation. “All from seed to sale, it is done in house by us, by local farmers,” Wines said. “We are also organic. We do not use pesticides, and even our edible gummies are made with pectin instead of gelatin, so they’re also vegan.” With other locations in Tarpon Springs and Inverness, Wines expressed excitement about joining the Gulfport community. “We heard the previous owners, Smokin’ J’s BBQ, that he was amazing and he did a lot for the community, so we feel there’s already good vibes in the building,” Wines said. Florida Cannabis Supply has big plans for this location, including Taco Tuesdays with THC-infused

salsa. This infused kitchen doesn’t stop with tacos, but also sweet treats. Wines described specials like infused milkshakes, soda, and slushies. Additionally, customers can order infused ice cream topped with infused edible gummies such as peach rings and Rice Krispies treats. “We also have a podcast room there, where I will be hosting a podcast at least once a week,” Wines said. “It’s also a social media room where people can hang out, take pictures, and post on Instagram.” 5145 Gulfport Blvd. S., Gulfport. 352-419-4130, flcannabis.store. Thanksgiving Baskets Gulf Beach Masonic Lodge in Madeira Beach brought holiday cheer to eight families in need. Lodge

members prepared and delivered Thanksgiving food baskets to families in their area. The baskets included a large turkey, pies, and some of the classic Thanksgiving sides. For more than 45 years, the Gulf Beach Masonic Lodge has continued this tradition — and plans to keep doing so. The program honored Nils Peter Bengston. Bengston was a long-time member who ran the holiday basket tradition. In 2021, the Gulf Beach Masonic Lodge named the program the “Bengston Holiday Basket Program” in his honor. 14020 Marguerite Dr., Madeira Beach. 727-331-2339, gulfbeachlodge.org. Toy Drive Give back to your community with this toy drive. Boulevard Burgers & Tap House partnered with the YMCA of Greater St. Petersburg to host a toy drive during the holidays. Bring new and unopened toys for children ages 2-12 to the restaurant from now until Dec. 10. In a recent press release, it states, “The YMCA of Greater St. Petersburg celebrates their 33rd Annual Neighbors to Neighbors Christmas Program to bring the spirit of Christmas to 400 families and more than 900 children.” The Neighbors to Neighbors Christmas Program gives families a live tree, ornaments, holiday dinner, books and toys, according to the YMCA website. 5905 Gulf Blvd., St. Pete Beach. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 727-201-4906, blvdburgers.com.

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At Gulfport Arbor Day, Toffer Ross, the City’s horticulturalist, assisted the kids from the Gulfport Rec Center’s childcare program, in planting the tree.

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Usually Arbor Day is in April, but Gulfport’s Arbor Day is Dec. 1.

This holiday season, Gulfport was blessed with the gift of trees. On Dec. 1, the City celebrated Arbor Day at the Gulfport Recreation Center. The event started with Mayor Sam Henderson reading the proclamation that declared Dec. 1 Arbor Day in Gulfport. This year is the City’s 25th year as a Tree City USA Community, a designation provided by the Arbor Day Foundation. One of the four criteria to be a

Tree City is to celebrate Arbor Day. Arbor Day is normally celebrated on the last Friday in April, but the City of Gulfport decided to celebrate it in December. “Arbor Day was started in Nebraska, and as you can imagine, the planting season is very different here in Florida,” said Henderson. “We get to move Arbor Day to what works for us.” Following the proclamation,

three children from the recreation center’s School Year Child Care Program read short excerpts that gave information about Arbor Day and the trees. Once all of the formalities were out of the way, the children rushed around the tree to help plant it. With shovels that were twice their height, they threw dirt to cover the roots of the Green Buttonwood Tree. Toffer Ross, the City’s horticulturalist looked on,

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making sure they didn’t destroy it. “Don’t worry, Toffer, we’ll fix it after,” said a Public Works staff member. Gulfport’s Annual Arbor Day Celebration After the tree was planted, residents enjoyed refreshments from the Gulfport Teen Council. They also had the chance to pick up a South Florida slash pine and a brochure with care details. Residents walked happily around, carrying large trees in their hands. Cristy Myers, and her dog Tara were all smiles once they got their tree. “Native trees are important, especially in Florida where we need shade in the summer,” said Myers. The party doesn’t end here, though. Once a month, for all of 2024, a similar event will be held where residents can get native Florida trees and learn how to take care of them. This is a part of the City’s tree canopy initiative, with the overall goal of having at least 30% tree coverage across Gulfport.

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‘Miracle on 34th Street’: A Live Musical Radio Play at freeFall There’s no better time to believe in miracles than during the season of Christmas. And what better show to enjoy this time of year than Miracle on 34th Street, in which characters explain that “faith is believing in things when common sense says not to”? FreeFall Theatre Company presents Miracle on 34th Street: A Live Musical Radio Play, an adaption from the 1947 Lux Radio broadcast by Lance Arthur Smith. The broadcast was itself based on the movie from that same year. This show features a parade of tunes (original lyrics, music, and arrangements by Jon Lorenz), and jazzy or unique renditions of popular holiday songs. This cast expertly handles those songs under the musical direction of Michael Raabe, who also is the radio play’s pianist. I could listen to a whole CD of their rich tones and lush harmonies. ’Miracle on 34th Street’: A Live Musical Radio Play The cozy set is a feast for the eyes with dark woods, a lit tree, and soft, mood-enhancing lighting. There are six clocks showing the time at locations around the world (and they’re all running!), several standing microphones, and an “on air” sign set the tone for the radio broadcast with its live audience — we, the playgoers. The backdrop is a huge paned window that shows scenes throughout the show. The New York street, with huge flakes hitting the window, was my favorite. It made me want to don a wool cap and mittens and join the festive scene. The story that the seven radio players tell is a familiar one that never grows old. Single mom Doris (Hillary Scales-Lewis), who works for Macy’s, needs a last-minute replacement for the inebriated Santa for the store’s annual Thanksgiving Day parade.

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The seven players dive into numerous roles.

Luck has it that Doris finds the perfect Santa, but his insistence that he is Kris Kringle causes the practical, doubting Doris concern. It all leads to a court trial and a heart-warming conclusion for Doris and her daughter — right in time for a Christmas miracle. The Seven Radio Players The seven players — Larry Alexander, Jonathan Harrison, Joe D. Lauck, Michael Raabe, Julia Rifino, Hilary Scales-Lewis and Mya Simpkins — dive into numerous roles. With no less than 30 songs, they cleverly remade holiday tunes with show-appropriate lyrics ranging from snappy jingles for Tupperware (“grab your Tupperware and use your burping seal”) and a rhythmic “Diamonds of Lux.” Scales-Lewis and Harrison make a nice pairing, as do Doris and her beau, Fred. Grade-schooler Simpkins handles Doris’ daughter Susan

with a perfect blend of precociousness, sweetness, and wonder when she sings “I can see the world in a snowflake.” “I think Fred can do great things if he applies himself,” Susan says. Lauck has a gentle, kindly demeanor for his Kris Kringle role. Meanwhile, Alexander and Rifino are the Swiss Army knives of the show. They handle multiple roles with distinctive accents, swift accessory changes, and lots of pizazz. Raabe as pianist and narrator keeps a swift pace to the show, a wonderful, entertaining way to get into the spirit of the season. See ‘Miracle on 34th Street’: A Live Musical Radio Play freeFall Theatre Company, 6099 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. Through Dec. 24. Wed.-Fri., 7 p.m.; Sat., 2 & 7 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m. $25-$45. 727-4985205, freefalltheatre.com.

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Mistaken Prophet

American Stage’s Latest Production of ‘acts of faith’ By Nona Edelson

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This one-woman show takes place on one set, her bedroom.

At American Stage, acts of faith takes its audience on a 90-minute emotional roller coaster ride through the memory of its main character and only actor, Faith. Masterfully played by Victoria Omoregie, she recounts a series of events that whisked her from her comfortable home in Zambia to Canada. She runs from the injustice of a world that keeps its victims victimized. The simple set is meant to be Faith’s bedroom. It serves as both her sanctuary and places of trauma. The lighting and sound change the location for the audience. Omoregie sometimes switches chairs and plays both characters in the scenes she recounts. acts of faith Almost sermon-like, each of Faith’s stories begin with a joke. The episodes move the audience through the innocent backstory of her simple church-going upbringing in Zambia. The audience watches her venture into the life of a “prophet.” They see how life brought her face-to-face with a missionary priest who used his position to try to exploit girls of the congregation. In her quest for justice, Faith grap-

ples with losing her faith, her relationship with her mother, her sense of place — all while trying to keep her own secrets. Omoregie captivates the audience as narrator with various vocal accents, and a believable child-like playfulness which turns into adult determination. She builds the suspense in each episode until the final scene. This takes place in Canada, where Faith has run to escape the memories and anguish of her life. Cast and Crew Writer David Yee crafted a riveting tale, which Director Patrick Arthur Jackson brought to life. With one actor

and one set, every behind-the-scenes player is an integral part of the powerful story. Kudos to the entire crew: Stage Manager Charlotte Quandt, Scenic Designer Steven Mitchell, Lighting Designer Jessica Stevens, Sound Designer Sierra Smith, Costume Designer Kenann Quander, Projections Designer Thomas Byrd, and Properties Designer Dean Wick. See acts of faith American Stage, 163 Third St. N., St. Petersburg. Through Dec. 17. Weds.Thurs., 7 p.m.; Fri., 8 p.m.; Sat., 2 & 8 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m. $53. 727-8237529, americanstage.org.

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Gary Kadlec’s New Collection of Short Stories ‘Grit Fiction’ By Amanda Hagood

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Gary Kadlec’s new collection of short stories, Grit Fiction (2022), takes a weird ride through the Wild West - or maybe a wild ride through the Weird West. Either way, you’ll enjoy the journey.

Safety Harbor author Gary Kadlec is facing a writerly quandary. How can he make the demented, homicidal ex-circus clown Bing Cherry — one of the many fascinating characters that populate his book, Grit Fiction (self-published, 2022) — a tad more relatable? And while he’s at it, how can he break this 12-story collection, as rich, bitter, and bracing as cowboy coffee under a desert sunrise, into the Cracker Barrel Old Country Store market? Twisty Stories Grit Fiction is part spaghetti Western and part country ballad,

laced with a potent dose of surrealism. Characters like the aforementioned Bing Cherry skulk through accursed hamlets setting the world on fire. Or find themselves, like the accidental gunslinger Dead Eye Aim Darrell, blessed by a mysterious wasp that always stings their opponents at just the right moment. Until a bigger, meaner wasp comes along. And while Kadlec’s plots are always surprising — “twisty,” as he likes to put it — his unique voice is the star attraction of this wild west show. Witty and weird, with not a word wasted, Grit Fiction delivers its tales in short, almost poetic thunder bursts.

Consider “New Country For Old Men,” a road story about two strangers meeting and bonding over a ficticious country singer called Hugh “Ramblin” Hamblin. Until their differences catch dramatically up to them. Kadlec sets up the tension memorably: “The driver’s face was golden tan, the passenger’s sun and wind burnt. Years and miles had weathered and leathered his swarthy face, while his gracious host had smooth, pampered skin. One man spoke euphonious, honeyed tones, the other’s speech was a ragged buzzsaw. Even the air was redolent with conflict: Sweat and asphalt versus Vitalis and Old Spice.”

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Mean Clowns Kadlec has been writing since the age of 5, keeping notebooks filled with short stories and poems. While few of his scribblings have been published, he did write children’s tales for a local radio station in Hickory, North Carolina. Guests would visit to read Kadlec’s yarns on air (including a dentist who performed his story “Fang Paste”). The origins of Grit Fiction extend back to the 1990s, when Kadlec and his brother took a long driving trip from Florida through the West. “It was just so surreal,” he recalls. “We saw roadrunners!” Since then, Kadlec has successfully published a few western-themed stories in the online magazine Frontier Tales. When Kadlec’s friend, designer Matthew Pfahlert, suggested they create a book, Kadlec’s bold voice and Pfahlert’s trippy sensibility came together in a unique product. Grit Fiction’s cover features a lone rider crossing a vast orange dune toward an exploding Stetson-shaped road sign (one that will be familiar to any patrons of Arby’s). And the two aren’t done yet; Kadlec and Pfahlert are currently collaborating on a graphic novel featuring none other than Grit Fiction’s signature fool, Bing Cherry. Why the joker, you might ask? “Mean clowns get to say stuff out loud,” Kadlec grins. Big at Buc-ee’s? So far, Kadlec, assisted by his wife and business partner Julie Drocco, has had good luck selling his book through comic book shops, including Clearwater’s Emerald City Comics and Orlando’s Coliseum of Comics. (“Those are my people!” Kadlec exclaims.) They are gradually breaking into the western-wear store market, while Cracker Barrel and Buc-ee’s are their next frontier. And what about your bookshelf? If you’ve got a soft spot for short tall tales with a high noon flare, mosey on down and grab yourself a copy. You won’t regret it.

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food Poke Bowls: Gotta Catch ‘Em All Aloha to Mad Beach Poke Bowls I often write about how lucky we are to live in a culinary destination like Florida, with abundant produce that grows year round and unlimited access to fresh seafood. Sure, we put up with some brutal summer heat and hurricanes, but it’s all worth it in the name of food. If you’re not a huge seafood fan (and why wouldn’t you be living here?), there really is some truth behind the Fresh from Florida campaign. Combine that delicious seafood with beautiful produce and you get Mad Beach Poke Bowls.

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What is Poke? Poke (POH-kay), means “to slice or cut” in Hawaiian. The dish is rooted in Hawaiian culture but heavily influenced by Japanese, Filipino, and Pacific Islander cuisine. (Think deconstructed sushi.) Historically, fishermen in Hawaii would cut up cubes of salted, raw reef fish and serve it with seaweed and rice. Nowadays, poke bowls dominate social media because of their bright colors, fresh ingredients and bold, innovative flavors. Search poke on Insta, and you’ll be blown away by the artistic charm of this simple dish. At Mad Beach Poke Bowls, you can experience this Hawaiian-Asian fusion without the hours-long flight to the Big Island. And before you turn your nose up, know that not everything is raw. While raw fish certainly can star in the dish, the great thing about poke is its diversity in flavor and adaptability to dietary preferences, making it a popular go-to for vegans, vegetarians, and seafood lovers alike. At Mad Beach Poke, you can build your own bowl (starting at $12.99) and customize it specifically to your tastebuds. The process is simple: Pick a base of sushi rice, brown rice, or mixed greens. Choose from a variety of proteins like shrimp,

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Boat Parades, Chase the Dreidel, and Movies in the Park Scrooge Macbeth A food poisoning outbreak downs most of the cast for the opening night of Shakespeare’s The Winter’s Tale. Can the four remaining players overcome this and a Christmas stocking-full of other theatrical setbacks? The Off-Central, 2260 First Ave. S., St. Petersburg. Thurs., 7:30 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Sun., 3 p.m. $15-30. 727-2027019, theoffcentral.com.

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Thursday, Dec. 7 Hanukkah in the City Celebrate the Festival of Lights with a menorah lighting, a Hanukkah gelt drop, live music and much more! South Straub Park, 198 Bayshore Dr. NE., St. Petersburg. 5:30 p.m. 727-344-4900, chabadSP.com. Friday, Dec. 8-Sunday, Dec. 10 A Christmas Carol Charles Dickens’s classic tale features a hardhearted curmudgeon transformed by the spirit — or, to be precise, three spirits — of the Christmas season. St. Petersburg City Theatre, 4025 31st St. S., St. Petersburg. Fri.-Sat., 7:30 p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m. $10-28. 727-8661973, spcitytheatre.org. Friday, Dec. 8 Holiday Golf Cart Parade Decorate your golf cart cruisers, bikes, trikes, and scooters for a holiday parade through Town Shores. Parade starts at 6 p.m. Comfort Cafe, 5808 28th Ave. S., Gulfport. 5:30 p.m. South Pasadena Holiday Lighted Boat Parade It isn’t the holidays without festive lights. Spend your Friday night watching this holiday lighted boat parade. Barbara Gilberg Habitat, 1820 Shore Dr. S., South Pasadena. 6:30 p.m. 727-347-4171, mysouthpasadena.com.

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Yuletide Skies St. Petersburg College’s Planetarium transports you 2000 years back in time to see astronomical events that might have inspired the Biblical account of the “Christmas Star.” Then head to the rooftop observatory to see what’s “glowing on” in the night sky this month. SPC St. Petersburg/Gibbs Campus, 6605 5th Ave. N., St. Petersburg. 7 p.m. 727-341-4568, spcollege. edu. Saturday, Dec. 9-Sunday, Dec .10 Santa in the Park Chat with the big man in red about all your holiday wishes. Meet Santa Claus downtown St. Pete and take some photos with him too. North Straub Park, 400 Bayshore Dr. NE, St. Petersburg. 6-9 p.m. 727-893-7441, stpeteparksrec.org. Saturday, Dec. 9 Breakfast with Santa Kids will dine with Santa, enjoy arts and crafts, and have story time with Mrs. Claus. Pre-registration required. Boca Ciega Ballroom, 7701 Boca Ciega Dr., St. Pete Beach. 8:30-10 a.m. $10. 727-363-9245, stpetebeach.org.

Christmas Paddle Kayak into the sunset for this Christmas paddle. All are welcome to dress up in holiday attire for this tour along the bay. Bring something to drink for the hour and a half trip. Reservations are required, call to reserve your spot. Kayak Launch at Clam Bayou Nature Park, 2901 Miriam St. S., St. Petersburg. 4:30 p.m. $55 for single; $90 for tandem. 727-565-6421. Gulfport Lighted Holiday Boat Parade Join the BCYC members for a lighted boat parade. The parade passes Osgood Point, Gulfport Municipal Marina, Williams Pier, Gulfport Casino Ballroom, Town Shores, Skimmer’s Point, Kipps Colony, PYCC marina area, Pasadena Golf Club Estates, and Isla del Sol. Boca Ciega Yacht Club, 4630 29th Ave. S., Gulfport. 6 p.m. sailbcyc.org. Home Alone 2 Get into the holiday spirit with a holiday movie in the park. Watch Home Alone 2: Lost in New York with your friends and family. Take photos with Santa at 6 p.m. Huggins-Stengel Field, 1320 5th St. N., St. Petersburg. 6:30 p.m. 727893-7441, stpeteparksrec.org. Madeira Beach Festival of Lights Boat Parade It is Florida, so of course there is a holiday boat parade along the beach. Enjoy Madeira

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Beach’s Festival of Lights Boat Parade beginning at American Legion Post 273 and ending at John’s Pass. American Legion Post 273, 600 American Legion Dr., Madeira Beach. 6:30 p.m. madeirabeachfl.gov.

chip-timed road race. Registrants receive a race shirt, a medal, and a super potato latke buffet. Congregation B’nai Israel, 300 58th St. N., St. Petersburg. 4 p.m. $36-50. 727381-4900, runsignup.com.

Downtown St. Pete Lighted Christmas Boat Parade Watch lighted boats pass along St. Pete’s waterfront parks. Boats cruise by North Shore Park all the way to Coffee Pot Bayou. Albert Whitted Airport, 480 Bayshore Dr. NE., St. Petersburg. 6:30 p.m. visitstpeteclearwater.com

Redington Beaches Holiday Boat Parade Sit back and watch this holiday lighted boat parade. Boats pass through Redington Beach, North Redington Beach, Redington Shore, and Indian Shores. Starts at R.O.C. Park, 200 Rex Place, Madeira Beach; ends at Caddy’s Indian Shores, 20025 Gulf Blvd., Indian Shores. 6 p.m. 727-391-3875, townofredingtonbeach.com.

Handel’s Messiah Music Director Michael Francis leads the Florida Orchestra in this joyful 300-year-old celebration of holiday joy. Mahaffey Theater, 400 First St. SE, St. Petersburg. 8 p.m. $20-60. 727-892-3337, floridaorchestra.org.

Punk Rock Matinee & Market Every second Sunday enjoy food, games, and live punk rock music from bands like Pilot Jonezz, Sidepiece, and more. Shop holiday gifts for that special punk in your life with vendors. Hear from guest speakers and activists for The Tampa Five. The Icehouse, 701 49th St. S., Gulfport. 12-6 p.m. 727222-8485, ice49.com. Holiday Brass The Florida Orchestra brings you a festive mix of classical and popular holiday favorites. The Palladium Theater, 253 5th Ave. N., St. Petersburg. 2 p.m. $20. 727-8923337, floridaorchestra.org.

Chase the Dreidel 5K How fast can a dreidel actually run? Find out at Chase the Dreidel 5K. Run, walk, or stroll with a life-sized dreidel in this

New Horizons Band Holiday Concert Gulfport’s favorite community band brings you your holiday favorites. Catherine Hickman Theater, 5501 27th Ave. S., Gulfport. 7 p.m. newhorizonsbandgulfport.org. Wednesday, Dec. 13 Gift Wrapping Service Wrapping presents can be such a hassle. Luckily, Santa has elves right in Gulfport to help wrap your special gifts. All donations go toward the new Gulfport Senior Center. Gulfport Senior Center, 5501 27th Ave. S., Gulfport. 2-5 p.m. 727-893-1231, mygulfport.us.

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Holiday Sparkle A 35-piece live orchestra, 15 St. Pete Opera singers, the Holiday Sparkle Dancers – and a partridge in a pear tree? — perform your holiday favorites, old and new. Suitable for ages 6 and older. North Straub Park, 400 Bayshore Dr. NE, St. Petersburg. 3 p.m. 727-823-2040, stpeteopera. org.

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My team will clean-up/clean-out, inside and out. Organizing, dumping, recycling, odd jobs, yard and maintenance work. Free estimate! We are licensed and insured, with truck and trailer. Call/text 845-866-3867.

AMERICAN BUILDERS GROUP LLC

Residential/Commercial. All phases of remodeling or renovations. Roofs, kitchens, baths, room additions, new construction, doors, windows, stone or concrete work, flooring, and much, much more. Free estimates. CCC 1333727 CGC 059964. 727410-7323.

DARCY ROOFING LLC

Residential/Commercial. All roofing types T.P.O., tapered systems, shingle, metal, tile, & flat roofs. Great prices, best warranties. Our general contracting division also does kitchens, baths, additions, new construction, and much, much more. Free estimates. CCC 1333727 CGC 059964. 727-410-7323.

Trees Cleaned • Bobcat Services Stump Grinding • Hazardous Limb Removal Storm and Roof Protection • Insured

727-322-1849 or 727-215-8601

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NEW OFFICE 5217 Gulfport Blvd

Landscape L andscape Installs Installs (residential and commercial)

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KEITH THE ROOFER

“Quality Through The Roof.” Free estimates, 24-hour emergency service available. Residential & Commercial. 20+ years experience. All types of roofs. Lic. # CCC 1334641. Call 727-768-5140.

Contact: Junglegirlslandscaping@gmail.com Phone: 727-947-2423

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Miscellaneous Service

NOTARY SERVICES - $10

The Gabber now provides Notary Services. In office only at 2908-B Beach Blvd S. in Gulfport. Our Notary Public is not an attorney licensed to practice law in the State of Florida, and may not give legal advice or accept fees for legal advice.

Moving / Hauling

SILVERLINING BEAUTY AND HAIR LOSS CENTER

I am Ife Davis, a Certified Hair Loss Specialist and an Approved Vendor for the VA. If you are experiencing ALOPECIA , I can help! If you want to come in for a COMPLIMENTARY CONSULTATION, call 727-328-2623. YES, it’s ABSOLUTELY FREE!

JUNK REMOVAL FULL SERVICE

Big or Small, We Haul it All. Eviction/hoarder/property cleanouts. Shed/fence removal, carpet removal, garage/storage clean outs. Too much stuff, let us help! Fully Licensed and Insured. Free estimates. Lamys Hauling and Removal Service. 727-5016464. Lamyshaulingandremoval.com.

Help Wanted

Painting SEASONS BEST PAINTING & CONTRACTING, LLC Interior/exterior painting and power washing services. Over 25 years of experience. 727-506-3677. Licensed/insured. Lic. #C-11623

ARNEY’S PAINTING INC.

30 years experience. Painting expert plus wallpaper hanging and removing. Lic. #C9579. Call Arney: 727-900-3459. PINNIX PAINTING, INC. In business locally since 1980. Interior, exterior, commercial, residential. Free Estimates. Lic. #C4334. Call 727-504-1508.

Plumbing

PROFLO PLUMBING 727-902-7077

#CFC1430429 State-certified, residential/ commercial service. Senior and military discount. $25 off service with ad. Locally owned and operated. Professional Services

Trauma. Anxiety. Depression. Self- Esteem. There is hope for a better tomorrow. Gulfport Counseling Center Mark Sieg, LCSW, CAP 727- 251- 2319

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YARD SALE 6838 Date Palm Ave., S. Pasadena. Saturday, 12/9, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Sunday 12/10, Noon-2 p.m. Plants, toys, foldable treadmill, homemade crafts, Christmas decor, women’s clothes, boys size 7 clothes, handbags, high top table with chairs.

PLACE YOUR CLASSIFIED LINE ADS ONLINE! Deadline for classified ads is 3 p.m. Friday for the following week’s issue.

HB HAULING SERVICES

Hauling Services Available. We do everything from junk removal, demo, debris removal, estate clean out, and so much more. 12ft. dump trailer. Mention The Gabber and get a discount. Call or text Kenny Baschuk at 727-793-5816 for free estimates.

Yard / Garage Sale

The Perfect Part-Time Job! Flexible Hours...Tell Us When You Want To Work... Supplement Your Income By Helping A Senior!

Call Us Today At (727) 401-4700! License #: 234757, 299994709

Card of Thanks POWERFUL PRAYER TO THE HOLY SPIRIT Holy Spirit, you who solves all problems, who lights all roads so that I can attain my goal, you who give me the divine gifts to forgive and forget all evil against me and that in all instances of my life you are with me, I want in this short prayer to thank you for all things and confirm once again that I never want to be separated from you, even in spite of all material illusions. I wish to be with you, in eternal glory. Thank you for your mercy toward me and mine. The person must say this prayer for 3 consecutive days. After 3 days the favor requested will be granted, even if it may appear difficult. This prayer must be published immediately after the favor is granted, without mentioning the favor, only your initials should appear at the bottom. TTD

For Sale

ITEMS FOR SALE

Lovely 80”Hx34”W ivory, lighted cabinet, with six moveable shelves, four doors. Matching rounded glass curio cabinet, 5 shelves, lower door, 21”W. $250 for both. Triple dresser, nine drawers, 72”Wx18”Dx28”H. $50. 727-486-2200. General GULFPORT LIONS CLUB Available for parties, weddings, meetings. Great waterfront location with full facilities. Call Jean for info and dates. 727-366-6341.

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Real Estate For Rent GULFPORT WORKSHOP AVAILABLE 1 7x34, over 500 sqft. 1 block from Beach Blvd. Available January 1, 2024. Month-to-month, $450/month, $450 deposit. Call Ken at 513374-2443. GULFPORT 1/1 APT FOR RENT Art district, clean & quiet. $1,400 + deposit. Call 727776-5544 for details.

Real Estate For Sale WATERFRONT CONDO FOR SALE Beautifully renovated Town Shores condo 2/2 with water views all around. Hurricane impact windows and Lennox AC, custom open concept kitchen with quartz countertops among the many renovations completed in 2021. Covered parking. By owner, $375,000. 732-773-0355. Please leave message.

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Real Estate Sales

Find More Home Sales at thegabber.com. Here’s what homes sold in South Pinellas Nov. 24-30. Gulfport Real Estate 5960 30th Ave. S., #211 (Town Shores) This two-bedroom, two-bath condo, built in 1971, has 1,250 square feet. It listed for $244,900 and sold for $234,500. St. Pete Beach Real Estate CAMERON HEALY

5840 Bikini Way S. This four-bedroom, three-bath home, built in 1957, has 2,234 square feet. It listed for $1,300,000 and sold for $1,225,000. 503 79th Ave. This three-bedroom, two-bath home, built in 1950, has 1,247 square feet. It listed for $750,000 and sold for $720,000.

5730 28th Ave. S. (Waterfront District) This three-bedroom, one-bath home, built in 1940, has 1,317 square feet. It listed for $495,000 and sold for $490,000.

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5500 Gulf Blvd., #3219 This 1990 unit has one bed, one bath, and has 300 square feet. It listed for $515,000 and sold for $505,000. 6363 Gulf Winds Dr., #434 This two-bedroom, two-bath condo, built in 1966, has 1,335 square feet. It listed for $449,900 and sold for $440,900.

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