The Gabber: December 28, 2023

Digital subscriptions provided by the City of Gulfport THE GABBER.COM No. 2845

December 28, 2023- January 3, 2024

Doctor’s Orders Whoa. What a rockstar.

I utter the words as soon as Dr. Julie Beach Martin, an ER physician at Johns Hopkins All Children’s Hospital in St. Petersburg, and I wrap up our conversation.

A full-time emergency room doctor, wife, mom of four kids, and a Disaster Medical Assistance Team doctor on call for deployment three months out of the year, Dr. Martin (affectionately known as “Dr. Beach” to her 200,000+ Instagram followers) is now taking on new fitness challenges to get herself healthier.

And you thought your plate was full.

Like everyone, Dr. Beach had a hard time finding her balance once she married and had kids. She was pregnant with her first child in med school, her second child in residency, her third in fellowship, and her fourth while she was attending.

Beach says she “just came up for fresh air” a few years ago, after her youngest was no longer an infant.

Dr. Beach’s Fitness Journey “My physical fitness has not been prioritized for the last decade, or

FRESH FLORIDA STONE CRABS ARE HERE! DINE IN • CARRY OUT PRIVATE PARTY ROOM AVAILABLE 7490 GULF BLVD • ST PETE BEACH • 727-367-3309 • PJSOYSTERBAR.COM

THE ATHLETICUS AND DR. JULIE BEACH MARTIN

By Resie Waechter

As a full-time ER doctor, a wife, mom of four kids, going to the gym can be tough. Follow along on Dr. Beach’s influential fitness journey on Instagram @dr.beachgem10.

maybe even two decades,” Beach admits. Previously an athlete, Beach noticed herself feeling dragged down as the years went by. She “tried and failed” at an array of ex-

ercise regimens, reminding me that “even a doctor gets caught up in fad diets sometimes.”

Going to a regular gym can be inDr. Beach continued on page 12

2908-B Beach Blvd. S. Gulfport, FL 33707 727-321-6965 Publisher & Editor-in-Chief Cathy Salustri Loper cathy@thegabber.com

Advertising Director Barry Loper barry@thegabber.com

Creative Director Joey Neill

Assistant Editor Cameron Healy cameron@thegabber.com

News & Politics Patrick Heinzen cityhall@thegabber.com

Operations Patrick Graney patrick@thegabber.com

Reporters

YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD MD CHRONIC DISEASE MANAGEMENT ON-SITE BLOOD DRAWS • GENERAL SICK VISITS CARDIOLOGY SERVICES • FLU SHOTS • PT/INR B-12 SHOTS • SPORTS PHYSICALS• WELL WOMAN EXAMS GEL JOINT INJECTIONS • PRP (PLATELET RICH PLASMA) WELLNESS SCREENINGS • ELECTROCARDIOGRAMS WOUND CARE • PHYSICAL THERAPY NON-SURGICAL FRACTURE MANAGEMENT, ETC.

Mike Sunnucks, Crime Amanda Hagood, Books & Environment Morgan Banno, Food & Dining Jon Kile, Columnist Elana Boses, Features Serving Gulfport, South Pasadena, St. Petersburg West, Downtown St. Petersburg, Kenneth City, Tyrone, Tierra Verde, St. Pete Beach, Pass-A-Grille, Treasure Island, Pinellas Point, Madeira Beach, Pinellas Park Owners Barry Loper and Cathy Salustri Loper Deadlines Friday at 5 p.m.

thegabber.com @gabbernews @gabbernews @gabberlife The views and opinions expressed in this publication are not necessarily those of the publishers, advertisers, or employees of the Gabber. The Gabber is not liable for any errors in advertising beyond the cost of the first printing of any advertisement. Contents of this publication may not be reproduced or copied without permission of the publisher.

2

NOW ACCEPTING

And Many Other Insurances!

DRLABRADOR.COM • BOARD CERTIFIED PHYSICIANS

LABRADOR PRIMARY CARE CENTER Now THREE convenient locations:

6775 Crosswinds Dr N, St. Petersburg, FL 33710 | 727-381-8006 2191 9th Ave N #220, St. Petersburg, FL 33713 | 727-327-9667 2200 56th St S. Gulfport, FL 33707| 727-381-8006 BILINGUAL STAFF • SE HABLA ESPAÑOL thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

voices

REMEMBER: Today is the first day of the rest of your life!

Trees, Trees, and More Trees While “Gulfport’s Tree” made it through 2023 and is still intact, it appears that 2024 will not be so kind. If there are any Gulfportians who have not yet seen the tree located across from 2816 52nd St. S., I encourage you to do so while the mighty live oak is still standing. I believe that there is not one person in Gulfport, who after seeing this magnificent tree, will not feel that it is worth saving. While I would love to know the exact age of this tree, I am certain that it is over 175 years old. It is a unique tree in many ways.

I challenge anyone to find a live oak in Gulfport that has the height and width of this tree. I would love to know the complete history of this tree and how it managed to grow into the shape and height that we see today. It could not have been an accident that this tree was singled out to grow and remain so stately.

Most trees will be crowded by other trees from a variety of species, not just their own type. That never happened with the Gulfport Tree for reasons that remain a mystery.

This tree stands tall and has an absolutely stunning shape. It has brought an aura of peace and hope to all who have been fortunate to take in its majesty. I am fortunate to have grown up with this tree and so I do know who the tree’s protectors have been for the the last 70 plus years. The individuals who

made it their mission to keep this tree sacred would be appalled and outraged at the turn of events that have now taken place.

A person does not have to be a tree hugger to understand the value of a tree such as this to Gulfport. This tree existed before there was a thought of a city such as Gulfport, before Mr. Disston purchased so much land in Pinellas County and perhaps lived when Native Americans still inhabited this area and there was no county.

I can share this though — this tree has not lived so long and so well in order to be sacrificed so that a million-dollar home can be constructed on the lot it inhabits.

That was never the mission of this tree, nor the people who have protected it, and yet, we, the people of Gulfport, are being pushed to allow this to happen.

Who will stand up and speak for the tree? I don’t know if the people of Gulfport will understand the gravity of trying to protect not only this tree, but all that it represents.

It is so true that “you don’t know what you have until it’s gone” (not my quote), and there will be no coming back for this tree once it is gone. Collectively, we are failing to protect not only the tree, but the City we love and ourselves from those who will assume that their rights are more important than the earth upon which we live.

—Susan Duval, Gulfport

TOM

BIXLER

Gulfport City Council • Ward 1 Veteran with a Vision Paid for by Tom Bixler, non-partisan, for Gulfport City Council Ward 1

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

American Politics I am writing in response to Pat Urquhart’s post in the Dec. 14 issue of The Gabber Newspaper. First, welcome to Gulfport Pat. My partner Donna Starr and I have been here six years and we feel very safe. We don’t sense or fear the anger and hostility that plagues many places in the country and the world. Gulfport has more than 12,000 people living in it, and yes there are Republicans who live here, as well as Democrats and many others registered in other political parties.

Pat wrote that Joe Biden has put everyone in the poor house and we are on the doorstep of WWIII. I couldn’t disagree more.

It’s a fact that the unemployment rate was 6.7% when Joe Biden took office two years and 11 months ago, and it is now under 3.7%. There have been 14,000,000 new jobs added in that time. Another indicator of how the economy is the stock market. The Dow Jones Industrial average recently went above 37,000, the highest it has ever been. It doesn’t feel like we’re in the poorhouse at all.

As far as being on the doorstep of WWIII, if the autocrats have their way we might be in a world war. I am so thankful to have Joe Biden as president. He has weaknesses and limitations just like any other president, but he is a negotiator with a moral compass. We desperately need leaders who care about and negotiate for all the people.

—David Snaith, Gulfport

CAMPAIGN KICKOFF Tom Bixler for Gulfport City Council

Meet and Greet

Come share your ideas, concerns.

Food and Drinks provided by O’Maddy’s Music by Paul Anthony

Sunday Jan. 7, 3-6pm Town Shores Clubhouse 3210 59th Street South

3

news Trouble In Paradise

Four Out of Five St. Pete Beach Commissioners Resign At the Dec. 12 St. Pete Beach City Commission meeting, Commissioner Mark Grill (District 2) announced he would resign. At the same meeting, Commissioner Chris Marone (District 4) announced his resignation. By Dec. 18, four of the five commissioners announced their resignation, leaving only Mayor Adrian Petrila.

These announcements come on the heels of a State bill, which goes into effect in the New Year. Florida Senate Bill 774, “Ethics Requirements for Public Officials” puts more stringent requirements on city council and commissions when it comes to disclosing their finances.

Previously, elected officials would have to fill out a “Form 1” which discloses finances and any assets and liabilities more than $10,000 without providing an exact dollar amount.

Now, councilmembers and commissioners will have to fill out a “Form 6,” which is a more detailed version of Form 1.

Form 6 calls for dollar amounts, as well as disclosing assets and liabilities more than $1,000. Along with this, it requires officials to disclose their net worth. If officials don’t fill the form out, they can be subject to ethics violations, suspension, impeachment, and a variety of fines.

St. Pete Beach Commissioners Resign

By Dec. 30, four of the five St. Beach Beach Commissioners will have resigned. Christopher Graus (District 1), Mark Grill (District 2),

PATRICK HEINZEN

By Patrick Heinzen

On Dec. 18, four out of five St. Pete Beach Commissioners resigned in response to a new bill, which takes effect in 2024.

Ward Friszolowski (District 3), and Chris Marone (District 4) have all either announced their resignation, or have announced that they will not complete Form 6.

“As a commissioner, when we come up with resolutions, I always ask ‘What are we trying to solve?’,” said Grill. “I can’t answer that question with this new form.”

Many of the other commissioners echoed this idea. At the Dec 12.

Commission meeting, Friszolowski called the new bill “bewildering” and said, “I’m not really sure what [State government] was trying to get at.”

After Grill and Friszolowski spoke, Marone announced that he would not fill out the form.

The Gabber Newspaper spoke with Grill and Marone about their thoughts on the bill.

MEDICARE IS CONFUSING…LET ME HELP! My assistance is 100% complimentary!

Independent Sales Representative Florida License W566896

Medicare Supplement Insurance Plans Medicare Advantage Plans • Part D Prescription Drug Plans

Lisa Pence 4

727-560-3674

lpence@jrstoner.com • thestonerorganization.com

“It is highly intrusive,” said Marone. “It’s government overreach for what is basically a volunteer position. It makes me and my family vulnerable, and requires me to disclose the finances of others.”

Overstepping Boundaries Marone called the resignations an “unintended consequence.”

Grill agreed with Marone, saying that this is an overreach by the State government.

“I absolutely want transparency in local government,” said Grill. “This overreach by the government doesn’t achieve that. Most of us are not career politicians; [we’re] making $100 a week for this position.”

Both Grill and Marone stated that they see this as an attack on local government, and will make it more difficult to have a wide pool of candidates. Grill also said that he feels like this is not only affecting his privacy, but the privacy of those around them.

“My spouse didn’t sign up for her personal finances to be shown to the public,” said Grill. “I could put my finances in someone else’s name, but it seems hypocritical to try to find a loophole.”

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

Friszolowski echoed this sentiment, and talked about how he doesn’t really have a choice on whether or not to resign.

“My wife and I share our finances.

She didn’t run for public office, I did, but now I would have to show her finances,” said Friszolowski. “I’m the president of my corporation Harvard Jolly Architecture, and we have policies to not disclose certain information.”

Friszolowski went on to say that he never thought about resigning, but this is an unintended consequence of the new bill.

Note: The Gabber Newspaper reached out to Commissioner Graus and Mayor Petrila, but did not get an answer.

Rob Romero and Paula Broadwater portray an acerbic dance instructor and a widow of a Southern Baptist minister in this two-character comedy

What’s Next?

The Gabber Newspaper spoke with St. Pete Beach City Clerk Amber LaRowe to see what comes next for the City Commission.

“As of right now, the City is looking for letters of interests for Districts 1-3,” said LaRowe. “The commissioners held a special meeting this morning [Dec. 21] where Commissioner [Chris] Marone resigned effective immediately, so they appointed an interim commissioner for District 4.”

That interim commissioner is Richard Lorenzen. Lorenzen was a Senior Military Officer in the Army and Coast Guard for 33 years. Since 1992, he has lived in Pass-A-Grille and has attended St. Pete Beach Commission meetings during that time. He has a Bachelor’s of Arts in history with a minor in political science from SUNY Brockport, and a Master’s in education from Old Dominion University. In his letter of interest, he stated that he understands that he will have to fill out Form 6, and does not have a problem with it. The Gabber Newspaper spoke with Lorenzen on the afternoon of his appointment.

“I just saw my city in chaos and I thought I could help,” said Lorenzen. “I feel like I’m pretty good at fixing things.”

Interim commissioners for District 1 and 3 will be in office until March when the municipal elections are held. A special election for Districts 2 and 4 will take place in August.

JANUARY 11th-21st, 2024 Catherine Hickman Theater 26th & Beach, Gulfport Thurs-Fri-Sat @ 8 PM Sat & Sun @ 2 PM Tickets: $20 ONLINE $25 cash at the door www.GulfportCommunityPlayers.org

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

5

Renaissance Dad

POV: You’re a Dad During the Holidays My wife is a baker. There are two times of year that she does lots of baking. One is when she’s training for a marathon and running 70 miles a week. We call it “The Hungry Time” as she needs to be fed frequently.

The other time is The Holidays. As I write this, she’s making homemade gingerbread so that tomorrow our daughter and two of her friends can assemble tidy little gingerbread houses. The reality of this Hallmark picture is that it’s simply impossible to make homemade gingerbread house sections with sharp enough angles and straight enough edges to get the houses to stand up. Like our own 99-year-old house, nothing is plumb.

Cooking Up Trouble Adding to the degree of difficulty this year is the fact that our oven does not work predictably. I’ve repaired this oven so many times, I’ve lost count. I’ve changed the burner, the igniter, the control panel, the spark module, and the temperature sensor. Each time I fix it, it works for a while until something else gives out on Frankenstein’s oven. Frankenstein’s oven is not winning the affections of my wife right now.

My wife is a great baker. Her bundt cakes with drizzle icing are a hit at parties. Birthday cakes are unlike anything you can buy. Millionaire Shortbread — quite possibly the most delicious thing one can do with butter and flour and chocolate.

PIXABAY

By Jon Kile

Although Ren Dad is not the baker of the Kile family, he is the one sent to the grocery store to get ingredients for the holiday cooking session.

Her pumpkin streusel won a baking contest for the parents at Tot Time at the Gulfport Rec Center.

Holiday Cooking As my wife bakes, she lets out sudden gasps of alarm at frequent, irregular intervals. It’s the sound someone makes when something is completely ruined. In actuality, it’s something minor like, the eggs hadn’t sat on the counter for 20 minutes before being added to the bowl. Usually about half way into a recipe, she discovers that she is out of a strange ingredient. This ingredient comes in a tiny vial, hidden among 500 other spices. It’s usually

sold out, because it’s the only week of the year anyone buys this item.

I can tell where it was supposed to be shelved because there’s usually another guy who looks like me, with a sad face, staring in despair at the shelf. He’ll be on the phone saying, “I even tried Winn-Dixie and they didn’t have it.”

Aside from being on call to fetch Himalayan coriander, I’m also the dishwasher. I think recipes should tell you how many dishes you’re going to be cleaning: “Yields 24 cookies, six dirty measuring cups, three mixing bowls, seven utensils, and two cookie sheets.” I’ll bet AI could do it.

Final Thoughts

727-318-0986

ALWAYS BUYING! • USED & VINTAGE • RENTALS • REPAIRS 6630 Gulf Blvd • St. Pete Beach 6

StPeteGuitars.com

The end result is always delicious and beautiful. She once made a Swiss Roll Yule Log that was so realistically decorated, it could have been a contestant on Is It Cake?

Even her failures are good. She made yeast rolls in which the yeast didn’t activate. Our son still asks if we can replicate that “hard-tack” so he can carry to school in his pocket, folded in a handkerchief like a Union soldier.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to shop for a new oven.

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

Dogs, Resignations, and Santa

Overheard at the Dec. 19 Gulfport Council Meeting

By Patrick Heinzen

CATHY SALUSTRI

Overheard: Dec. 19 Gulfport Council comments include Operation Santa and dogs in strollers.

“Hey boss. Good! You coming?” —City Manager James O’Reilly, on the phone with Mayor Sam Henderson when he wasn’t there at 6 p.m. Mayor Henderson had previously asked to be excused “I remember when we used to deliver them on the fire truck on Christmas Morning!” —Christine Brown, talking about delivering gifts to children for Operation Santa “Its a surprise when a stroller has a baby in it and not a

Gulfport gathers

dog.” —Evelyn Turney, asking Council if it could designate an area of Gulfport’s beach for dogs “I understand that resignations are becoming normal at these City Council meetings.” —Karen Love, referencing recent resignations from local city commissions “It’s hard to do this job when you don’t do it that often.

He’s doing a great job!” —Christine Brown to Vice Mayor Ray, who didn’t realize he was going to be leading the meeting until it started

NAMED ONE OF THE TOP 3 SMALL BREWERIES IN FLORIDA.

*

BEST NEW BREWERY, PINELLAS BEST TASTE THE RAINBOW

GOLD, SILVER & BRONZE MEDALS FOR 3 OF THE BEST CRAFT BEERS IN FL.* ANNUAL BEST FLORIDA BEER COMPETITION

*

VETERAN OWNED · EARTH AND DOG-FRIENDLY 3007 BEACH BLVD · (727) 954-4109 · GULFPORT-BREWING.COM thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

7

Moving On Up

Dec. 19 Gulfport City Council Meeting Updates

By Patrick Heinzen

CAM HEALY

At the Dec. 19 Gulfport City Council meeting, Council passed five resolutions. One includes the Michael J. Yakes Recreation Center’s new elevator.

Gulfport City Council had some resolutions they needed to make before the New Year. At the Dec. 19 Gulfport City Council meeting, Council passed five resolutions at its final meeting of 2023. Each of these resolutions spoke to a different way Council can improve parts of the City, from fixing roadways to elevators.

Here’s what Council talked about.

Resolution 2023-111: Does the Money Go?

Where

Each year, Gulfport has a financial audit. To decide who does this, the City puts together a selection

committee. This year, Councilmember Christine Brown (Ward II), City Attorney Andrew Salzman, and Kelly Schrader, Finance Administrator for Pinellas Park, served on the committee. After careful consideration, Council unanimously approved a resolution creating a three-year contract with MSL, P.A, with two three-year renewal options.

On Nov. 5, the City put out a request for proposals. Four firms submitted proposals, so the audit committee met to discuss a selection. They graded each firm on a 300-point scale. The scale rated

EXPERIENCE COUNTS – AND SAVINGS ADD UP Find out about the Competitive Rates and Special Benefits available through our agency for all your insurance needs! Ready to learn more?

Contact our agency now!

Call today for your FREE, no obligation quote.

HOME • FLOOD AUTO • BUSINESS COMMERCIAL

8

727-344-4500 6524 1st Ave. N., St. Petersburg, FL 33710

level of service, quality of work, and timeliness. MSL, P.A scored highest, with a score of 295 out of 300. Purvis, Gray, and Company LLP scored 264/300. Marcum, LLP scored 248/300. Christopher, Smith, Leonard & Stanell, P.A scored 237/300.

The City budgeted a total of $47,800 for the 2024 fiscal year.

The cost for 2024 is $44,000, leaving a $3,800 surplus for the City.

Resolution 2023-112: Number Crunchers With Gulfport’s Finance Director recently moving on from working for the City, they need some help with their finances. Because of this, Council passed resolution 2023-112 which allows Milestone Professional Services, Inc. to take care of financial support services during the transition away from the previous Finance Director.

Milestone Professional Services specializes in governmental accounting and financial reporting.

The City has used their services since 2010 for help with their Annual Comprehensive Financial Report. While the standard budget for

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

them is $20,000, Council approved $30,000 because of the need for special services to deal with the finance director vacancy.

Resolution 2023-113: Sewers!

At the Nov. 21 Council meeting, State representative Linda Chaney presented the City with a check for $2.2 million. This check is for repairs to the sanitary sewer (wastewater) system and roads. The City previously analyzed all the pipes in the sanitary sewer system, and categorized them by priority, from one to three. The City of Gulfport has made all the top priority (priority one) repairs; City staff now needs approval to make the priority two repairs. The State appropriation provides $1 million for the City to use for these repairs, but the estimated cost for the priority 2 repairs is $850,127. The City will use the remaining money on priority 3 repairs.

Resolution 2023-114: Do You Even Lift?

Resolution 2023-115: One for the Road

The Michael J. Yakes Recreation Center is on the way up. Literally.

Resolution 2023-114 will allow Otis Elevator Service to fully modernize the elevator at Gulfport’s Recreation Center. The current elevator has several mechanical failures, and needs a complete modernization to bring it into code compliance. This includes a new controller, which is basically the brain of the elevator. It also needs a new power unit and tank, which holds hydraulic oil.

Finally, the City will upgrade the system with a new door operator, edge sensors, and new doors. The door entrances will be clad with marine-grade stainless steel to match the doors. Originally, the City budgeted for $100,000 for refurbishment. Once engineers determined a full modernization was necessary, staff requested an amendment of $80,000. The total cost of the project is $179,256.

The final resolution that was approved is an agreement with the Florida Department of Transportation to make road repairs.

This is the other $1.2 million of the $2.2 million that was presented by State representative Chaney. The total project will cost $1,746,318, which includes the previously approved $146,317. The City budgeted for a required $400,000 match. These repairs will include fixing the slope on the road and improving curbs. This will help with runoff collection, and prevent standing water, which can be a driver safety issue. Along with this, the base of the roadway and paving need to be redone to accommodate current and future traffic. This improves roadway resilience, which is a constant issue in small coastal cities in Florida because of strong storms and hurricanes.

Waterfront location on Boca Ciega Bay 6:30 p.m. at Habana Cafe

All are welcome, no reservations, no membership fees, but you must first read the book.

1/10

Through the Groves by Anne Hull 2/21

Snakes of St. Augustine

by Ginger Pinholster

Independent, Assisted and Skilled Nursing

4600 54th Avenue South, St Petersburg

727-346-8673

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

9

Permaculture Paradise

St. Pete Couple Created a Permaculture Backyard

By Amanda Hagood

AMANDA HAGOOD

Lisa Nelson (left) and Tress Marcinek (right) stand in their newly mulched St. Pete permaculture backyard. They plan to replace all the grass in their back lot with a permaculture food forest.

When Tress Marcinek walks out her back door in five years, she knows exactly what she wants to see: a thriving patch of paradise. Fruit-bearing trees and plants to supply her table.

Some boulders and pavers where she and her wife, Erin Nelson, can perch or wander. Sweet, sunny corners where their dog, Jasper, can doze.

“I want it to feel magical, like reading a storybook,” she says. “I want to

10

be able to forget we’re right in the middle of a city.”

It’s going take an awful lot of shoveling to get there. But that’s OK – it’s a future worth building toward. One scoop at a time.

Enchanted Food Forest The idea started at Tampa’s Florida’s Largest Home Show last fall.

Tress and Erin had come in search of inspiration for renovations to their new home, a midcentury ranch-style house perched along the edge of Bear Creek in a quiet St. Pete neighborhood. Marcinek was eager to get to work on home projects. She had recently been diagnosed with Graves’ disease, was no longer working, and had, she puts it, “a lot of free time and energy.”

But instead of interviewing all those plumbers and roofers, she laughs, “we mainly talked to the plant guy.” They were intrigued by a discussion they’d had with representatives of Largo-based Terra Nova Landscapes and Design on the idea of permaculture. This sustainability oriented approach to agriculture borrows its philosophy from natural ecosystems. Instead of landscapes that function like food factories, whereby seeds, fertilizers, and pesticides go in, anddesired crops come out, year after year, permaculturalists aspire to landscapes that work more like a forest. They plant crops that grow symbiotically together, try to reduce or repurpose waste, and build

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

in spaces for wildlife habitat and forage.

In their former home of Portland, Oregon, the couple had known a few gardeners who had ventured into permaculture.

“We figured, why not grow some of our own food?” says Marcinek. “If how we farm starts to change on a bigger scale, maybe less people would go hungry.”

Mulch Ado After a home consultation with Terra Nova, they began the first and, arguably, toughest task: getting rid of all that grass.

According to a 2015 NASA study, turfgrass covers approximately 63,000 square miles of the continental United States, giving it one of the largest footprints of any irrigated “crop” in our country. A healthy, manicured lawn has become synonymous with home care and a high standard of living.

But the costs of irrigating, fertilizing, and applying pesticides to all those lawns are becoming clearer as communities reckon with droughts, polluted run-off, and the collapse of pollinator populations.

That’s one of the reasons Marcinek and Nelson didn’t mind losing the grass in their back lot.

“The goal is to unlawn the whole yard,” they explained. They opted against tilling the turf, which can disrupt soil structure and increase erosion. Instead, they covered the entire lawn in thick layers of cardboard liberated from local recycling centers and mulch ordered from ChipDrop (an app that pairs gardeners wanting mulch with arborists wanting to get rid of woodchips).

They also added a few raised using hugelkulture – the practice of burying old logs and other yard debris in soil to retain moisture and create slow-release composted nutrition. They placed their City-of-St. Pete-provided composter next to their shed. Next will come barrels to catch rainwater for irrigation.

It’s been hard work, but very rewarding, says Marcinek.

“We’ve both been sleeping really good,” she grins.

Growing Enthusiasm As I tour this landscape in progress with the couple, their enthusiasm becomes infectious. In one corner of the yard, we stop to inspect a bucket of chocolate-colored biochar.

As Marinek enthusiastically explains the process by which this specially charred wood can be activated with microorganisms to create extra-fertile soil, Jasper trots by. After a few good rolls in the grass, he hikes up a leg and “inoculates” a nearby log that will serve as a mushroom garden. (“He’s truly the grease that keeps this whole operation working,” Marcinek will later quip.)

Then there’s the list of plantings they hope to incorporate. Marcinek rattles off a list: “Sugar apple, plantains, bananas, Jamaican cherries, mulberries, blueberries, chia…”

“Toilet paper plant!” interjects Nelson, showing off the plant’s fuzzy-soft leaves. She grins. “There could be another pandemic.”

To this bounty, add plenty of garlic for seasoning food and preventing pests, legumes for fixing nitrogen, prickly pear, sweet potatoes, a few favorite herbs for cooking…

This is starting to sound like paradise.

Support Networks When I ask what the most difficult part of the undertaking has

been so far, the couple is circumspect. Surprisingly, it’s not the hard physical labor, which they say they both kind of enjoy. Nelson thinks it might be feeling a bit overwhelmed at the scope of the project. Marcinek avows that it’s her own insecurities. What if their project fails?

Yet, if anything, so far, the effort has drawn a lot of interest and support from the community.

“People are definitely curious,” says Marcinek. “When we tell them what we’re trying to do, they light up a little bit.”

Peeker, a neighbor, has been willing to share what she’s learned from her own permacultural experiments in her yard. As we’re talking, a second neighbor, Jeff, stops by with his dog and offers to lend some gardening tools. And the couple has drawn inspiration from other local efforts such as the Gulfport Food Forest, which is also built on permaculture principles.

Like the symbiotic relationships that permaculture seeks to nourish, the project is already sprouting new ideas in the community and helping the family set their roots in their new home.

And with any luck, it won’t end there.

“I want to leave this place beautiful for the next folks who live in this house,” says Marcinek.

The Athleticus Personal Training Studio is hosting Open House events on January 6 and 11!

Kickstart your fitness journey and conquer your 2024 goals with GUARANTEED results. Scan to learn more!

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

11

THE ATHLETICUS AND DR. JULIE BEACH MARTIN

Dr. Beach continued from cover timidating, as many of us can attest.

“It is so anxiety-provoking to even think about going to the gym,” laments Dr. Beach. Anytime she tried going to a big gym, she would just “go to one machine and keep my head down.”

Been there.

It wasn’t until she started to work with a personal trainer that Dr. Beach found that things finally begin to click.

Working with her personal trainer, she said she felt like an athlete again.

Now that she’s prioritizing her physical fitness, Beach is noticing her mental health is getting stronger along with her body.

After a dozen years of being a wife, mom, and ER doctor, Beach felt her anxiety reach a new level. Her busy schedule made it difficult to maintain a fitness routine, and Beach assumed she wouldn’t be able to work with a personal trainer because she couldn’t commit to a set schedule each week.

Then she heard about The Athleticus, a small group fitness and personal training studio in Gulfport.

Personal Training Once she met with a personal trainer, she learned she could get flexibility in scheduling, Dr. Beach decided to give it a go. Beach found her nerves relax as she settled into a routine. What she couldn’t find at a big gym, she found working one-

Dr. Beach’s gym nerves calmed down after starting personal training at The Athleticus in Gulfport.

on-one with a personal trainer.

She was no longer concerned about anyone watching or judging her, or not knowing how to operate weight machines. Beach was able to count on herself to stay consistent with her fitness, the same as she could count on her trainer to help coach her on weightlifting movements, form and technique.

Now that she goes to the gym regularly, Beach feels stronger, lighter and brighter.

“I leave the gym feeling like there’s a weight lifted off my shoulders,” she says.

Strength training helped drastically lower Dr. Beach’s anxiety levels, while increasing her energy in a big way.

Feeling these successes empowers

Gentle, Friendly and personalized care Family Dentistry Invisalign Botox for clenching and grinding

Dr. Shoopak DN20913

Dr. Gutu DN17133

Nitrous oxide gas for dental anxiety

727-954-4431

StPeteModernDentistry.com

5500 1st Ave N St. Petersburg

12

Beach to continue, and the accountability of working with a personal trainer encourages her to stay consistent.

When I ask her what advice she’d give to people starting out on their health and fitness journey, Beach says that sometimes the best we can do is to simply survive.

“If you’re in survival mode, like you have a new baby, don’t take on extra things; just survive. But when you get to the point where your head is just above water and you don’t know if you can do it — you can,” she said.

It’s Never Too Late Sometimes it takes more than one (or two, or several) attempts before we find what works for our fitness.

But each time you find a particular sport, gym, or class that doesn’t work, it means you’re that much closer to finding the thing that finally does.

“It’s never too late to start,” Beach encourages. “No matter where you’re at, you’re never too big or too unhealthy; your body is not too different.” Even if you have an injury, there are plenty of coaches who specialize in rehabilitation.

So embrace the fear. Get out there and get going. You owe it to yourself to find what feels good.

Doctor’s orders.

To learn more about her journey or simply catch some good vibes, find Dr. Julie Beach Martin on Instagram at @dr.beachgem10.

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

The Fight For First

Gulfport Election Ballot: Bixler on Top

By Patrick Heinzen

With election day approaching, Gulfport City Council prepares for the race. The qualifying period for the March 2024 election ended at noon on Dec. 11. Three candidates qualified for the election. In Ward I, Tom Bixler is challenging incumbent April Thanos for her seat on Council. In Ward III, Vice Mayor Paul Ray qualified. No one else qualified to run against him. Because of this, he has won his re-election bid. The City Clerk will swear him in for another term at the first meeting following elections. The City of Gulfport does not involve itself in elections beyond accepting qualifying paperwork, finance reports, and choosing the election ballot order.

Gulfport Election Ballot: Ward I Name Placement At the Dec. 19 Council meeting, City officials conducted a lot to determine the name placement for the Ward I election. Gulfport City Clerk Theresa Carrico was in charge of this lot. A lot refers to folding up two pieces of paper, each with a candidate’s name on it, and putting them in a cup. This is exactly what Carrico did. The Gulfport election ballot order, as she drew it, places Bixler at the

top of the ballot. Thanos will be the second.

Although Gulfport has four separate wards, voters city-wide choose the representatives. This means everyone registered to vote can cast a ballot for the Ward I councilmember.

Municipal elections take place on March 19 across Pinellas County. The deadline to register to vote is Feb. 20. Early voting ballots and overseas ballots have other deadlines. Confirm your registration or register at votepinellas.gov.

The City Clerk will swear in the two councilmembers at the April 2 City Council meeting.

The Gabber Newspaper will hold a candidate forum Jan. 30 at 6 p.m.

Want to know why Gulfport does things the way they do?

Send your questions to info@thegabber.com and we'll get the answers!

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

13

business beat Creative Clay, EMS All-Stars, and Tech Start-Ups Stay Up-to-Date With Pinellas Businesses

By Cameron Healy

PINELLAS COUNTY ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT

St. Pete’s newest addition will be a place for tech start-ups to grow. The ARK Innovation Center opens early January. The Pinellas County Commission held an official ribbon cutting ceremony Dec. 18.

ARK Innovation Center The Pinellas County Commission held a ribbon cutting ceremony for the new ARK Innovation Center Dec. 18.

ARK Invest collaborated with Tampa Bay Innovation Center to introduce The ARK Innovation Center.

This new facility is a 45,000 squarefoot business incubator to help tech start-ups grow, according to a recent press release.

The facility’s website states the

building includes “a 150-person event center, an innovation lab for prototyping, a mixed reality studio, two state-of-the-art classrooms, conference rooms, and co-working space.”

“Thanks to the collective leadership and vision of the partners involved in this project, the new ARK Innovation Center business incubator will become a place where startup founders can connect with mentors to make big ideas come to life, to bring innovation and technology

PVC FENCE PANELS CLEANED FROM $11 A PANEL

free quote & DEMO (727) 360-7070 14

to fruition, and to remove barriers to entrepreneurship,” said Janet C. Long, Chair of the Pinellas County Board of County Commissioners.

Tampa Bay Innovation Center partnered with Pinellas County, the City of St. Petersburg, and the U.S. Economic Development Authority on this project. The project cost approximately $16 million overall.

The County provided a local match to the U.S. Economic Development Administration’s grant award for the project, according to the press release.

“Together we’ve embarked on a journey that will transform our entrepreneurial ecosystem. St. Pete has long been a haven for visionaries, innovators, and creators,” said Mayor Ken Welch. “The ARK Innovation Center stands as a symbol of our commitment to nurturing and showcasing the incredible talent that is in our community.”

The facility plans to accept applications for office spaces by Jan. 1.

Applicants must qualify as an early-stage startup working on a scalable tech product. Check out the

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

EMS All-Stars

BEN KIRBY

Each year, HCA Florida Pinellas County Hospitals recognizes members from fire rescue, EMS, and Sunstar as EMS All-Stars.

center’s website for more information on applications.

ARK Innovation Center, 1101 4th St. S., St. Petersburg. 727-547-7340, tbinnovates.com.

Creative Clay Creative Clay Public Relations Manager Kerry Kriseman resigned Dec. 15.

She expressed a mix of regret, appreciation, and excitement over the resignation.

Kriseman worked with Creative Clay for the last 15 years.

“I’ve been honored to work for the best Pinellas County nonprofit that truly works daily to create equality through art,” Kriseman said.

She hopes her words and work helped the talented Creative Clay member artists.

“I encourage anyone who has not yet had a chance to visit their Good Folk Gallery to check out one of the largest collections of original folk art in the Tampa Bay Area,” Kriseman said. “Check out their events, like the Friday Art Market and ArtWalk exhibit openings to see the mission in action.”

She stated she plans to stay engaged with the arts community through storytelling and teaching.

“I’ve enjoyed teaching memoir to local writers, and I look forward to engaging a new audience of learners in the Osher Lifelong Learning Institute at Eckerd College next year with my

class, What’s Your Story?” said Kriseman.

After writing Accidental First Lady in 2021, she realized many aspiring writers aren’t sure where to start when writing their stories. For the future, Kriseman will guide writers to write their best memoirs.

Along with an OLLI course, Kriseman has an online course called Memoir Magic: Writing, Publishing, and Promoting Your Life Story. This is a four-part online writing course that discusses the writing process, publications for them, and how to market.

Find more information on her writing courses on her website, kerrykriseman.com.

The HCA Florida Pinellas County Hospitals recognize the hard work of other essential workers in the county. Since 2008, the hospitals recognize each year staff members and their community work as part of the HCA Florida Pinellas County EMS All-Star Team.

Members come from fire rescue, EMS, and Sunstar in the area.

In a recent press release, the HCA Florida Pinellas County Hospitals set out to honor EMS leaders who align with their “values and dedicate their careers to the care and improvement of human life.”

The 2024 HCA Florida Pinellas County EMS All-Star Team includes Mike Granger with Pinellas Suncoast Fire & Rescue District, and Luke Hains, Michael Harris, and Corey Kullman with Lealman Fire District. Additionally, HCA recognized Katherine MacDougall with Seminole, Adam Pegg with St. Petersburg Fire Rescue, and James Marshall and Dan Shultz with Sunstar. Lastly, the All-Star Team includes John Tricarico with Gulfport Fire Department and Michael Wasilewski with Madeira Beach Fire Department.

HCA Florida Pinellas County Hospitals will hold ceremonies for these recognized members at their offices and sub-stations.

GULF BEACHES LAW, P. A. Karen S. Keaton, Esquire ESTATE PLANNING

ELDER LAW

PROBATE

CORPORATE

www.Gulf B eachesLaw.com

Your Trusted Local Attorney!

Karen S. Keaton, Esquire

Estate Planning including Trusts, Wills, Health Care Directives, and Powers of Attorney, Trust & Probate Estate Administration, Elder Law including Medicaid & Special Needs Trusts, Corporate & Business Planning

We are available for phone consultations!

2816 Beach Blvd. S., Gulfport, FL 33707 • (727) 822-2200

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

15

Gulfport Senior Center 5501 27th Ave. S. • 727-893-5657 •

/gulfportseniorcenter

Annual registration required. Free, residents; $50, non-residents. All programs subject to change without notice. Mon.-Thurs., 8 a.m.-7 p.m. and Fri, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Stop by, join our weekly newsletter, or like us on Facebook for a full calendar of events.

Fitness Center now open! To provide physical distancing, the hourly capacity is limited. You must call to pre-register.

Supplemental food assistance for qualifying Gulfport Seniors in need is available at the Senior Center. Pantry is open on Mondays and Thursdays from 1 p.m. - 3 p.m. Proper verification required prior to use of the pantry.

GEMS (Gulfport Extended Mobility Service) provides affordable Door-to-Door transportation service, rides to medical appointments, shopping, and much more for Gulfport residents, 55 years of age or older or disabled. 727-893-2242.

Medical Equipment Lending Program provides gently used wheelchairs, walkers, canes, crutches and other medical equipment to seniors who need it. Supplies limited.

Daily Reassurance Calls are available for senior Gulfport residents to provide a friendly check in service connecting homebound or isolated seniors to the community beyond their front door.

SPECIAL EVENTS Medicare & Health Insurance Assistance Frustrated trying to navigate the insurance world? We have you covered!

Make your appointment today.

Memory Screenings Worried about your memory? St. Anthony’s Memory Disorder Clinic offers free & confidential memory screenings.

Gulfcoast Legal Assistance Do you need assistance, with lifetime planning docs,

Medicaid/Medicare issues, Social Security issues, food stamp issues, family law issues, consumer/debt collection Issues, or housing/contract Issues? Call to make an appointment with a legal representative. By appointment only.

Ten Tips for Eating on a Budget Learn strategies for stretching your food dollar, how to add nutrients into your life, how to incorporate movement into your dayto-day and how to plan & prep meals on a budget. Jan. 2, 2 p.m.

The Girls’ Club A social group of senior single lesbians who just wanna have fun!

Meet for a cup of coffee, chit chat, and plan monthly social events to do together. Jan. 2, 3p.m.

Flow Art Therapy with Flowers Learn different forms of flow art to create your own masterpiece in this 5-week series.

MUST Pre-register & Bring Supplies.

Wednesdays, 2 p.m.

Collage Building 3D Add elements to our collage such as ribbon, sequins, clips or even cat cans to create a masterpiece!

Must Pre-register & Bring Supplies.

Wednesdays, 2 p.m.

NEW - Bingo with a Twist Typical bingo with fun games and challenges thrown in.

Sponsored by Dedicated Senior Health.

Jan. 4, 3:30 p.m.

Veterans Coffee Connection Veterans of all service eras are invited to gather for coffee, support, friendship & to learn about available community resources.

Jan. 5, 10 a.m.

Gulfport ROCKS! Join the party and cre-

ate some fun rock art. All supplies provided. MUST Pre-Reg. Sponsored by Moore Medicare Options. Jan. 5 1:30 p.m.

Craft Fun with Princess Martha Create your very own craft to take home & enjoy.

MUST Pre-register. Jan. 9, 12:30 p.m.

Radiant Aging Are you ready to make this your year? From ancient secrets to cutting-edge technologies, discover proven techniques for optimizing your physical, spiritual & mental health. Presented by Cathy Allen with Balanced Bio MUST Pre-register. Jan. 9, 2 p.m.

Fresh Produce Giveaway Swing by and grab some fresh produce. Sponsored by Conviva Care Center. Jan. 10, 9 a.m.

Rhythm & Groove Jam Session Bring your instrument & join others for a casual jamming group. Open to anyone & everyone, all instruments, all levels of experience, & listeners. Jan. 11, 3 p.m. (D Hall)

GEMS GETAWAYS SENIOR CENTER REGISTRATION IS REQUIRED, however there is no need to be a GEMS Member to enjoy these exciting Gulfport Getaways. Trips are non-refundable & subject to change without notice.

Da Sesto Italian Restaurant Jan. 11, $8 GEMS Members / $12 Non-GEMS Members Tyrone Mall Shopping & Food Court Jan. 17, $4 GEMS Members / $6 Non-GEMS Members.

Poppa’s BBQ Jan. 31, $8 GEMS Members / $12 Non-GEMS Members

Gulfport Casino Ballroom 727-893-1070 • 5500 Shore Blvd. S. Dream Window Benefit Concert Dec. 29, 7 p.m. Original progressive rock, $5 admission Gulfport Merchants Chamber of Commerce New Years Eve Gala Dec. 31, 7 p.m. Masquerade Ball theme, live entertainment, dancing. $50 per person, tables available. Tickets & info at visitgulfportflorida.com Line Dancing with Carol & Aleta Jan. 8, 7 p.m., lesson; 8 p.m. dancing. $10 admission

Casino Weekly Dances Ballroom Lessons: Tues., 12 p.m. $15 ($25 couple) Argentine Tango: Tues., 6:30 p.m., $10 Swing: Weds., 7 p.m. $10 Latin Night: Thurs., 7 p.m. $10

16

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

Catherine Hickman Theater 727-893-1070 • 5501 27th Ave. S. Art Reception with Karen Love Jan. 5, 6 p.m. Karen Love is January’s Featured Artist. Free and open to the public. Cash bar.

Gulfport Public Library 5501 28th Ave. S. • 727-893-1074 • /gulfportlibraryfl Mygulfport.us/gpl • Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

All programs free and subject to change.

Keep Calm & Carry Yarn Join us for a weekly knitting and crochet group! Bring your current project, start something new, learn a new skill, and meet other crafters! Don't know how to knit or crochet? That's ok, we can help you get started. Mondays, 10:15 a.m.

Baby Time For children two and younger and their caregivers. Sing songs, read books, enjoy lap bounce rhymes, and meet other caregivers with infants and young toddlers. Older siblings also welcome. Tuesdays, 10:15 a.m.

Teen Space Spend time with friends and meet new ones. Play games, make art, watch movies, or just hang out. Activities vary – and what we do is up to you! Ages 12-18 only. Tuesdays, 4 p.m.

Storytime Join us for stories, rhymes, music.

Thursdays, 10:15 & 11 a.m.

Trivia Night It’s time to play – and compete by answering a prepared list of questions. If enough players attend, team play is also an option. Dec. 28, 6 p.m.

Block Penguins This month, we will use wood blocks and acrylic paint to create adorable winter penguins for our adult craft.

Registration required, opens on Dec. 27. Call 727-893-1074 or email library.programs@ mygulfport.us. Jan. 3, 2 p.m.

Come & Go Craft Express yourself! Drop in for creative, self-directed crafting. For all ages, but some pieces might be on the small side. Supplies are limited and are on a first come, first serve basis. Crafting will be located on the tables in the children's area. Jan. 6, 10 a.m.

Grownup Movie Series Two ex-lovers re-

unite when they're stranded in the same airport overnight. Stars Meg Ryan and David Duchovny. Rated R. Call 727-893-1074 for title. Jan. 6, 1 p.m.

STEAM Club STEAM is short for Science, Technology, Engineering, Art, and Math. Join us as we explore these concepts through stories and hands-on activities. Recommended for Grades K-5. Children must be accompanied by an adult. For additional information call 727-893-1074. Jan. 10, 4 p.m.

SHINE Presentation: Medicare Basics Presentation on Medicare Parts A, B, C, & D and what they mean to you. FMI, visit www.floridashine.org . Call the Reference Desk, 727893-1073 to leave contact information for individual appointments. Jan. 17, 1 p.m.

Recreation Center 5730 Shore Blvd S. • 727-893-1068 • mygulfport.us/recreation/rec The Recreation Center will be closed on Monday, December 25th and Monday, January 1st Annual registration: $3; $25, nonresidents Pickleball Mon., 9:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m., Intermediate & Advanced Players Tues., 9:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. Beginners Tues., 6:00 p.m.-8:30 p.m., All Levels of Play Thurs., 9:00 a.m.–1:00 p.m., All Levels of Play Adult Basketball Wed. & Fri., 9:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m.

Thurs., 6:00 p.m.-8:30 p.m.

Table Tennis Tues. & Thurs. 9:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m.

Game Room Mon., Wed., & Fri., 9:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m.

PROGRAMS School Year Child Care Program Registrations continue for the 2023-2024 School Year Child Care Program for children who are in Kindergarten thru age 14.

Bus transportation is available from Pasadena Fundamental, Gulfport Montessori and Douglas Jamerson Elementary. Program hours are until 5:30 p.m. with extended hours available until 6 p.m. for an extra charge. Please contact the Recreation Center for more details.

Teen Night Registrations continue for the 2023-2024 Teen Night Program for teens in middle and high school, students 17 and younger. Recreation, social activities, field trips, cooking projects, guest speakers and service projects. Teens can use the gymnasium, game room and outdoor area. Mon., Wed., & Fri.: 6-9 p.m.

Rec Center membership required: $3; $25 nonresidents.

Tot Time Program Registrations contin-

ue for the 2023-2024 Tot Time Program.

The Tot Time Program is a pre-school, hands-on program for children ages 3-5 aiming to make learning fun for children and help prepare them for Kindergarten.

Two, three, and five-day monthly options are available. Program hours are from 8:45 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Registration hours are from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., Monday - Friday.

Proof of residency is required for Gulfport residents.

Youth Hip Hop Fri., 6:30 p.m., ages 7-11; 7:30 p.m. ages 12 and up. $40/month. Call Lisa at 727-742-2594.

Zumba Thurs., 6 p.m., $6/class, $20/ month. Magda: 727-214-7868.

CLASSES Call instructor for more information.

Want to teach a class? Call Jami: 727-8931079.

Ballet/Tap Tues., 5:45 p.m. ages 5-7; 6:45 p.m. ages 8-16. $40/month. Call Lisa: 727742-2594.

Intermediate Tap Tues., 7:45 p.m. $20/ month. Call Lisa: 727-742-2594.

Cardio Tennis Tues. & Thurs, 6 p.m.; Adult lessons are at Chase Park, 28th Ave. & 53rd St. S. $15/class. Mo: 727-515-1454.

Danskinetics Tues., 10 - 11 a.m.; $6/class or $20/month. Carol: 845-654-0609.

F.I.T Tennis Fri., 6p.m.; Free for true beginners age 21 and up. Lessons are at Chase Park, 28th Ave & 53rd St. S. Mo: 727-5151454.

Fundamentals of Jiu-Jitsu Tues., 6:30-8 p.m. for children and Mon., 10-11 a.m. for adults, $25/drop-in or $100/month. (Starting Jan. 8th). Contact Joseph Resendez at thehighlyrecommended01@gmail.com.

Hatha Yoga Wed., 6:15 p.m. $12/class or $50/month. Denise: 727-251-8868.

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

GET THE CITY APP BY VISITING mygulfport.us/ cityapp

17

according to gulfport December Storm, Art, and Copper Roofs Random Quotes from Gulfportians

By Chris Shablak

It’s art for the beautifully weird.

—Brian Kostar, artist, at his studio by the 3 Daughters Brewery

“When do we get a break?” —Nancy McDonald, on the surprise Gulfport December storm approaching

“Save your pennies.” —John Whelchel’s response to Becky asking, “Can I have a copper roof?”

“I wish I was as healthy as I feel.” —Bobby Kuebler, at the disco bar Good Night John Boy

“Never take somebody up on an offer when they seem too eager to give it.” —Dr. Kevin Stanley, sounding like the SPC philosophy professor he is

THE STORAGE HOUSE 727-327-9598

TheStorageHouse.com 1219 49th Street South • Gulfport Office Hours: Mon-Fri 8~5 / Sat 8~2

NEED MORE SPACE? We’re The Moving Place!

24-Hour Access • First-Floor Convenience • Climate & Non-Climate Controlled units available

Do you want to age in place?

We provide a variety of in-home care options including personal, complex, and 24-hour care. Veteran and family-owned business serving the St. Petersburg area including Gulfport, the Beaches, and Clearwater.

We are a small family owned business and will not increase your rates every 6 months like a corporate facility.

CALL TODAY FOR OUR BEST RATES!

We sell boxes, locks, and moving supplies.

“We’re More Than Just CareGivers!”

727-914-7472 | www.hwcg.com/St-Pete-Beach AHCA #299995153

18

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

food Aquafab-ulous!

Try This Aquafaba Dark Chocolate Mousse Recipe If someone had told me years ago that the liquid in a can of chickpeas was a magical baking ingredient, I would have laughed out loud. But in 2014 (before I took my cooking seriously), a French chef found that the starchy liquid from beans — dubbed ‘aquafaba’ — is a fantastic, baking alternative to egg whites. For vegans, this was a great discovery (as vegan baking can prove challenging without real butter and eggs).

For bakers, and those like me who dabble in baking when bored, this is pretty cool. I already make my own hummus, but until I went to culinary school, I never thought to save my aquafaba from the chickpeas.

What is Aquafaba and How Do You Use It? Technically, aquafaba refers to liquid from any beans but the most common source is canned chickpeas. The liquid is made up of micro amounts of proteins, carbohydrates, and other soluble plant matter (the ratio of protein to the other components is what creates its thickening power), and, when whipped or foamed, it mimics the consistency and baking properties of egg whites.

Yes, you can use black bean aquafaba but chickpeas (and northern beans) are neutral-tasting and have particularly starchy liquid that’s favored for baking. I recommend buying canned beans for aquafaba but you could make your own from cooking dry beans. You’ll likely have to play with the consistency (add liquid or let it reduce) to get something similar to the canned version, but it’s definitely possible.

Try It Those who know me know I am not a baker. I hate having to follow a recipe, and I hate chemistry.

But after working with students in our school’s pastry program, I

MORGAN BANNO

By Morgan Banno

The starchy liquid from chickpeas — dubbed ‘aquafaba’ — is a baking alternative to egg whites. Try this Aquafaba Dark Chocolate Mousse recipe.

picked up baking again. After all, ‘tis the season of resolutions and new challenges. Recently, I was inspired to make aquafaba chocolate mousse. I mean, how difficult could it be with only five ingredients? My recipe for the mousse is super easy, simple, and rich with dark chocolatey flavor. Serve it in a trifle or with berry compote, or be like me and eat it by itself.

No, this mousse doesn’t taste anything like chickpeas or beans.

And I recommend using dark chocolate — either chips or a chopped bar — for best flavor. I’m currently experimenting with adding both almond butter and caramel to this recipe for a decadent boost, but the chocolate is classic.

Regardless, no one will ever know the secret ingredient is chickpeas.

Aquafaba Chocolate Mousse • Serves 4 • ¾ c. aquafaba liquid, from canned chickpeas • ¼ tsp. cream of tartar • 1 Tbsp. vanilla extract • ½ bag (6 oz.) dark chocolate chips, melted (or 1/4 dark cocoa powder) • ⅔ c. powdered sugar In a double boiler, melt chocolate chips. Once melted, set aside to cool slightly. In a stand mixer, whip aquafaba until foamy on medium speed (about 2 minutes). Add cream of tartar and continue mixing until stiff peaks (about 6 more minutes). Then, add vanilla extract and continue mixing. Fold in semi-cooled chocolate to combine. Don’t over mix, or it will deflate. Pour mixture in dish and refrigerate for 1-2 hours before serving. Chef tip: Chill the aquafaba beforehand; it will whip to peaks quicker.

Make 2024 a year of trying new things and stepping out of your comfort zone. Whether is learning a new language, mastering a new skill, or just getting back in the kitchen and experimenting with fun ingredients.

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

19

arts Our 2023 Book Shelf

The Gabber Newspaper Book Club’s Favorite Florida Books

By Amanda Hagood

AMANDA HAGOOD

Cold weather and holiday rush got you ready to curl up with a good book? Check out The Gabber Newspaper’s Book Club’s picks for favorite Florida reads from 2023.

One of the most amazing things about Florida is our writers. If you’d never set foot in the Sunshine State, picking up one of the hundreds of volumes they write each year makes

you feel fully immersed in all the fabulous, the fierce, the fringy…all the Florida. The Gabber Newspaper Book Club, co-sponsored by The Gabber Newspaper and Tombolo

Custom Picture Framing • Repairs • Art Gallery

Mention this ad for 20% OFF Gallery Art through December 1155 Pasadena Ave S Suite K • 727-344-2202 • FrameStationandGallery.com

20

Books, explores a corner of our literary state each month. We focus on books written by Florida authors and/or set in Florida. If you’re looking for a new Florida adventure, why not try one of our favorite books from 2023?

The Dinosaur Artist: Obsession, Betrayal, and the Quest for the Earth’s Ultimate Trophy by Paige Williams What are two things Florida and Mongolia have in common?

A wealth of fossils and an abun-

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

dance of fossil hounds willing to go to extremes to find the prize specimen. This true-crime tale, told to perfection by The New Yorker’s Paige Williams, follows a Floridian fossil hunter’s obsessive journey to find and sell a perfect Tarbosaurus – before the authorities catch him.

Whether you prefer natural history, suspense, or Florida quirkiness (read: nudist parents), you’ll find something to enjoy here.

The Electric Woman: A Memoir in Death-Defying Acts by Tessa Fontaine Grief can take us to strange places. In Tessa Fontaine’s case, it took her to World of Wonders, one of the country’s last traveling sideshows, to process her mother’s devastating illness while… learning to eat fire and swallow swords?

Fontaine’s edgy and earnest narrative flies like a trapeze between the fascinating people and practices she encounters in the show and heart-wrenching family drama, buoyed up by fresh, evocative language.

historical drama a very compelling read.

Squeeze Me by Carl Hiaasen From the writer who gave you Team Rodent, it’s … Team Snake?

An elderly Palm Beach socialite is devoured by a Burmese python.

A thinly veiled caricature of a certain former U.S. President blames immigrant “hordes” invading the country. And there might just be a mysterious connection between the snakes infesting Palm Beach and an ex-Florida governor turned eco-terrorist. And that, my friends, is a Carl Hiassen novel! Squeeze Me is a raucously funny and relentlessly weird take on post-2016 U.S. politics, sprouted from the fertile and prolific muck of the Florida Everglades.

The State You’re In: Florida Men, Florida Women, and Other Wildlife by Craig Pittman Award-winning journalist Craig Pittman has covered Florida’s crime,

Early Diner Special

The Committee by Sterling Watson More than 60 years ago, Florida state senator Charley Johns organized a committee to root out Communists and “perverts” (read: gay people) at Florida’s state universities. The Committee plunges into this rigidly repressive moment through the fictional story of literature professor Tom Stall, who stands to gain or lose all by reporting on colleagues. Masterful dramatic tension and complex, ambivalent characters make this

culture, and creatures for more than 30 years. This collection highlights some of his best stories, from the wedding of Florida’s most-tattooed woman to Florida’s most-tattooed man to the death of Florida’s oldest captive manatee, Snooty. Pittman’s distinctive and oh-so-readable storytelling, a blend of sardonic and sentimental, may remind you of a favorite uncle. That is, if your uncle knows everything there is to know about Florida.

While you’re reading your way across Florida, why not join us?

Coming up in 2024, we have more great Florida books, including: Through the Groves by Anne Hull (January), The Snakes of St. Augustine by Ginger Pinholster (February), and Miami Blues by Charles Willeford (March). We welcome everyone the second Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. for dinner and discussion. Find us on Facebook (The Gabber Newspaper Book Club) or on the Events page at Tombolo Books, or email amanda@thegabber.com.

• Salad and choice of 5 dishes • $15, 4-5:30 only • Separate check cash only Continental-Mediterranean Fine Dining • Upscale Yet Casual

Extraordinary Offerings of Camel, Antelope, Elk, Buffalo, Ostrich & Venison • Beer & Wine only

thepearlfinedining.com Reservations: 727-360-9151 Hours 4-9 Closed Sun & Mon 5802 28th Ave South, Gulfport

Support hyperlocal journalism!

Donations Welcome Venmo @gabbernews

RESERVATIONS AVAILABLE FOR NEW YEAR’S EVE • FULL LIQUOR BAR NOW OPEN

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

21

22

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

crossword

Solution on page 26

Silence!

gabber on vacation

Solution on page 26

EFLYN CAMPBELL

sudoku

Eflyn Campbell decided to take The Gabber Newspaper to Grenada.

Have you taken The Gabber Newspaper somewhere? We want to see your pictures! Please send a high-resolution photo and a brief description to news@thegabber.com.

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

23

things to do

Free

Vegan Options

Dog-Friendly

New Years Eve Celebrations, Fireworks, and Trivia All Is Bright The Morean’s annual holiday art show features the perfect post-holiday gift for anyone on your list with ornaments, jewelry, functional pottery, painting, and sculpture.

Morean Arts Center, 719 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. 5-8 p.m. 727-8227872, moreanartscenter.org.

PIXABAY

Thursday, Dec. 28-Saturday, Dec. 30

Thursday, Dec. 28-Tuesday, Jan. 2 Putt the Pier Play an 18-hole game of minitaure golf on the pier. Challenge friends and family to a little competition on this holiday-themed, pop-up mini-golf course and listen to holiday music as you play. Pick a time slot and arrive 15 minutes early. St. Pete Pier, 600 2nd Ave. NE, St. Petersburg. Thurs.-Sat. & Mon.Tues., 12-10 p.m.; Sun., 12 p.m.-12 a.m. $12 per person. 727-822-7437, puttstpetepier.com.

Thursday, Dec. 28 Gulfport Trivia Night Spend your Thursday evening testing your knowledge with trivia night. Gulfport Librarian Alex prepared a list of fun questions for players to answer. The player with the most questions answered correctly wins. If enough people attend, players have the option to play in teams. Gulfport Public Library, 5501 28th Ave. S., Gulfport. 6 p.m. 727-8931074, mygulfport.evanced.info.

24

Here is your list of things to do Dec. 28-Jan. 3 including New Years Eve celebrations Dec. 31.

St. Pete Beach Trivia Night Test your trivial knowledge Thursday nights.

Team up with your friends to answer fun questions from host Shriner with Events Done Right. All are welcome to play to win first, second, and third place prizes. This includes a chance to win a free brew of your choice.

Drink, eat, and play some trivia! Mastry’s Brewing Co., 7701 Blind Pass Road, St. Pete Beach. 7 p.m. 727-2028045, mastrysbrewingco.com.

Friday, Dec. 29 The Lights of Lake Park Estates Drive through a lit-up neighborhood where each house has incredible holiday-themed light displays. Donations benefit Suncoast Hospice

Foundation. Lake Park Dr. & 109 Ave. N., Largo. 6-10 p.m. 727-467-7423, lightsoflakepark.com.

Saturday, Dec. 30 New Years Resolution Hike Embrace the new year as you embark on a chill hike through Boyd Hill. Reflect on the year with this soul-soothing experience. It is a way to welcome to good intentions in the new year. Lake Maggiore Environmental Education Center, 1101 Country Club Way S., St. Petersburg. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. 727-893-7326, anc.apm. activecommunities.com.

Princess Breakfast Let your hair down, but don’t let your tiara fall!

Enjoy a magical feast with Elsa and

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

Anna at Princess Breakfast. Try the food special of Fairy Pancakes. Caddy’s, 9000 W. Gulf Blvd., Treasure Island. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. 727-3604993, caddys.com.

sic from DJ L MO until the ball drops at midnight. Ember Rooftop Lounge, 15015 Madeira Way, Madeira Beach. 8 p.m.-12:30 a.m. $108. 727-350-7300, eventbrite.com.

Bay Dream Team. Top three teams win $30, $20, and $10 in Cage Bucks. Cage Brewing, 2001 1st Ave. S., St. Petersburg. 7 p.m. 727-2014278, cagebrewing.com.

New Years Eve Eve Show Join We’re Sweet Girls for a killer end-of-theyear show. Watch Tampa Bay performers such as Sector.fm, Pilot Jonezz, The Pilot Waves, and Delaney Staack. Donations encouraged. The Factory, 2606 Fairfield Ave. S., St. Petersburg. 8 p.m.-3 a.m.

NYE on the Pier Ring in the new year with a NYE on the Pier. Watch a magical fireworks show at midnight. Enjoy music from DJs, festive lights, and a giant disco ball. Eat up with food trucks, play games, and toast to the new year with champagne. St. Pete Pier, 600 2nd Ave. NE, St. Petersburg. 8 p.m.-12:30 a.m. 727-822-7437, nyestpete.com.

Tuesday, Jan. 2-Wednesday, Jan. 3

Sunday, Dec. 31

Holiday Model Trains Check out the third annual Christmas and Holiday Model Train Exhibit. Donations benefit the Gulfport Senior Center Foundation. 5314 10th Ave. S., Gulfport. Tues., 10 a.m.-1 p.m.; Weds., 5-7 p.m. 407-908-5868.

Tuesday, Jan. 2

Art in the Park Celebrate the arts in Florida with the annual Art in the Park hosted by First Night St. Petersburg.

Explore art, books, dance, music, improv shows, and other interactive displays. North Straub Park, 500 5th Ave. NE, St. Petersburg. 4-8 p.m. 727-8238906, firstnightstpete.com.

Great Gatsby Gala End the year in your best fit at The Don CeSar’s Great Gatsby Gala. Dress in your most elegant 1920s-inspired attire.

Dance to live entertainment, enjoy gourmet dining, and a midnight champagne toast. The Don CeSar, 3400 Gulf Blvd., St. Pete Beach. 7 p.m.-1 a.m. $350 per person. 844338-1501, doncesar.com.

New Year’s Eve Gala Go glam to ring in the new year with Gulfport Merchants’ masquerade ball, featuring live entertainment and dancing. Gulfport Casino Ballroom. 5500 Shore Blvd. S., Gulfport. 7 p.m. $50. 727-3443711, visitgulfportflorida.com.

Swingin’ the New Year Dance your way into the new year at Swingin’ the New Year downtown St. Pete.

Party with friends to live music from Mitch Woods & His Rocket 88’s. Enjoy drinks, food, and dance performances throughout the night. St. Petersburg Coliseum, 535 4th Ave. N., St. Petersburg. 7:30 p.m.-1 a.m. $43. 727-8925202, newyearswing.com.

Clearwater Beach Fireworks Celebrate New Years with fireworks on the beach. Bring a lawn chair and beach towels as fireworks launch from Sand Key Park. Watch from all along Clearwater Beach or more inland at Coachman Park, 301 Drew St., Clearwater.

11:55 p.m.-12 a.m. 727-562-4800, myclearwater.com.

Treasure Island Fireworks Enjoy fireworks on the beach with friends and family. Ring in the new year watching these dazzling fireworks. Gulf Front Park, 10400 Gulf Blvd., Treasure Island. 11:55 p.m.-12:10 a.m. 727-5474575, mytreasureisland.org.

Monday, Jan. 1 Monday Night Trivia Get your trivia on every Monday hosted by Tampa

Explore the Vaults Pigments and water come together in remarkable ways in this exhibit exploring ink, gouache, and watercolor paintings and drawings from the MFA’s permanent collection. Museum of Fine Arts St. Petersburg, 255 Beach Dr. NE, St. Petersburg. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $12-22. 727-896-2667, mfastpete.org.

Open Mic Comedy Night Test your jokes and work out some new material at this open mic comedy night every Tuesday.

Sign up online or at the door.

Sunshine City Comedy Club, 5501 Gulf Blvd., St. Pete Beach.

8 p.m. $5. 727-435-0327, sunshinecitycomedyclub.com.

OPEN DAILY CHECK WEBSITE FOR HOURS AND FOOD MENU:

THENORTHENDTAPHOUSE.COM

LIVE MUSIC IN THE VILLAGE COURTYARD! FOR UPCOMING EVENTS AND SHOWS, PLEASE GO TO THENORTHENDTAPHOUSE.COM/EVENT-SCHEDULE

NYE Glow Party Put your best glowin-the-dark outfit for the Ember Rooftop NYE Glow Party. Dance into the new year under black light with mu-

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

2908 1/2 BEACH BLVD S, GULFPORT, FL 25

solution

ADVERTISING DEADLINE FOR NEXT THURSDAY’S ISSUE IS FRIDAY BY 5 p.m.

NEW YEAR’S DAY Monday, January 1, 2024 Monday’s pickup will be on Tuesday, January 2 Tuesday’s pickup will be on Wednesday, January 3 *No Wednesday yard waste pickup this week* The Public Works Office will be closed on Monday, January 1, 2024.

PLEASE RECYCLE YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE

Trees will be chopped and processed into mulch then made available to residents at The Neighborhood Center located at 1617 49th Street South.

TO PREPARE YOUR TREE FOR RECYCLING:

• Remove all decorations, including hooks, garland, tinsel and lights.

• Place tree at curb or alley for regular Wednesday yard waste pickup.

• Do NOT bag or place tree in can.

• For multiple-dwelling units, place your tree near the dumpster without blocking access to it.

City of Gulfport Public Works Department • 727-893-1089

26

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

worship 17th St. & 29th Ave N St. Petersburg 345-7777 Friday 7PM

Unitarian Universalist

Beth-El Shalom

Sundays 10:00am Holy Eucharist Wednesdays 11:00am Holy Eucharist with Prayers for Healing

ShalomAdventure.com JewishHeritage.net Rabbi@JewishHeritage.net

“St. Alban's is an inviting faith community striving to live out the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

So, no matter who you are or where you are on life's journey, you are welcome here.”

Messianic Congregation

United Fellowship

AN EPISCOPAL CONGREGATION 330 85th Avenue • St. Pete Beach Reverend Omar Reyes

727-360-8406 • www.StAlbanStPeteBeach.org

Good Shepherd Old Catholic Church 2728 53rd St. S. Gulfport, FL 33707 (Entrance on 28th Ave.)

Where ALL are welcome at the Lord’s table.

Come and See...

Sunday Mass 9:30am www.goodshepherdocc.net 727-403-7178

St. Vincent’s Thrift Shop 5124 Gulfport Ave S. 33707

Hours 10 AM to 2PM Wednesday to Saturday

Affiliated with

St Vincent’s Episcopal Church

5441 9 th Ave N. • St. Petersburg, FL 33710

Sunday Services 10AM Misa en Español: Domingos 12PM

Paradise Lutheran

Christmas Services Christmas Eve (12/24) 5pm Family Service 7pm Traditional Service

Christmas Day (12/25) 10am Hymn Sing

Epiphany Worship (1/6)

6pm Service of Light

Special worship rates starting as low as $30/week.

Send an email to: advertising@thegabber.com

Remember your loved ones forever with us.

Stories live on.

Tell theirs.

• Free obituaries available; prices range from $75-$600 • Obituary on Legacy included

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

In partnership with

27

CLASSIFIEDS

If you have questions about advertising, please email us at advertising@thegabber.com or call 727-321-6965! Deadline: Friday 3 p.m.

JS COMPUTER REPAIR

Mobile computer repair – $40 per visit/hour – 727-643-0697; jscomputerrepair.com

Accounting

CLEAR NUMBERS BOOKKEEPING Virtual bookkeeping for small businesses and nonprofits. Monthly packages customized to your needs or one time cleanups. Payroll available. QuickBooks Online Certified ProAdvisor.

10+ years experience.

Call/text to 727-248-0714 or email to nspence@clearnumbers.biz

Business Services BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Gulfport * Good Parking * Reasonable Rent * Turnkey for Antiques * Suitable for Art Gallery or Consignment. CALL: 727-224-5126.

PROFESSIONAL COMPUTER SUPPORT FOR BUSINESS

Professional Technology and Business Consultant with 20+ years experience. Local on-site and nationwide remote service.

Consulting, design, installation, and service. I can manage and monitor your small or large IT network. Microsoft specialist.

Call or text 727-351-2934.

Electrical

AC ELECTRIC 727-345-3108

Over 30 years experience. Residential & commercial, new or remodel work, service upgrades, lightning arrestors, fans and lighting installed. State license #ER0007653.

Providing in-home health care services to the greater St Petersburg Area. Personal, companion, complex care, post-surgery, respite care, and more. Family and veteran owned local business. Accepting private pay, VA, and Long-term health insurance.

Licensed, insured, and bonded; all employees are W2. Free consultation: 727914-7472. Hwcg.com/St-Pete-Beach.com.

AHCA #2999995153.

HANDS N HEART IN HOME CARE LLC

Compassionate care to meet all your needs to the comfort of your home, we do, feeding, bathe/shower, light housekeeping, meditations reminder, meal planning, short errands, doctors appointments. Visit us. HandsAndHeart4You@yahoo.com | 727-481-4722 | 727-623-2410.

Cleaning / Housekeeping

HOUSE CLEANING BY TARA AND SHAWNA

Reliable, efficient, excellent references. Call or text Shawna at 727-641-2386 or Tara at 727-641-0975.

Computer Service

COMPUTER SERVICES 727-343-2838

In-Home Services: internet security, training, virus & spyware removal, maintenance and repair, data recovery. (PC & Mac)

28

THE TRASH QUEEN: OVERWHELMED WITH THE MESS?

My team will clean-up/clean-out, inside and out. Organizing, dumping, recycling, odd jobs, yard and maintenance work. Free estimate! We are licensed and insured, with truck and trailer. Call/text 845-866-3867.

AMERICAN BUILDERS GROUP LLC

Residential/Commercial. All phases of remodeling or renovations. Roofs, kitchens, baths, room additions, new construction, doors, windows, stone or concrete work, flooring, and much, much more. Free estimates. CCC 1333727 CGC 059964. 727410-7323.

DARCY ROOFING LLC

Residential/Commercial. All roofing types T.P.O., tapered systems, shingle, metal, tile, & flat roofs. Great prices, best warranties.

Our general contracting division also does kitchens, baths, additions, new construction, and much, much more. Free estimates. CCC 1333727 CGC 059964. 727-410-7323.

Caregivers

HOMEWATCH CAREGIVERS OF ST. PETE BEACH

Home Improvement

727-687-7999 CourtesyElectricFL@gmail.com

5030 78th Ave. N. Suite 12, Pinellas Park, FL 33781

COMMERCIAL/RESIDENTIAL CONTRACTOR LICENSED AND INSURED EC-13008313

Handy Person HANDYMAN SERVICES Electrical: ceiling fans, lighting, switches, outlets, and other devices. Plumbing: faucets, valves, and other fixtures. Door locks and cabinet hardware. Flips to problem solving and rental punch lists. References upon request. David: 727-851-7548.

CLEAN UP CLEAN UP CLEAN UP XERISCAPING/PLANTS MULCH

Skilled labor, anything around the house from A-Z. Weeding, rock gardens cleaned, lawn maintanence, leaves removed, mulch, sod, and plants installed. Small trees planted and removed. Pressure washing. Electrical consults available. Free estimates. 30 years experience. Locally St. Pete /Gulfport: 407244-6045. James: 407-244-6045.

HANDYMAN SEMI-RETIRED All types of repairs. Small jobs welcome. Quality work at reasonable prices. Honest. Reliable. Free estimates. John: 727-410-2201.

KEITH THE ROOFER

“Quality Through The Roof.” Free estimates, 24-hour emergency service available. Residential & Commercial. 20+ years experience. All types of roofs. Lic. # CCC 1334641.

Call 727-768-5140.

AFFORDABLE CONCRETE PATIOS, WALKWAYS, DRIVEWAY EXTENSIONS, & REPAIRS

Custom concrete patios, driveway extensions, custom steps, & all types of concrete repairs. Storage Building slabs. Over 35 years experience. Call Mark for a free estimate: 813-859-2023.

Lawn & Landscape

James Fox Tree Service Owner/Operator for over 25 years “We make your trees feel beautiful”

Trees Cleaned • Bobcat Services Stump Grinding • Hazardous Limb Removal Storm and Roof Protection • Insured

727-322-1849 or 727-215-8601

LIC#0700008985

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

IRRIGATION STAIN REMOVAL

Remove ugly rust-colored irrigation stains from vinyl fencing and most surfaces around your house or business, including signage. Free estimate and demonstration. Call/text 727360-7070. ruststainremoval@icloud.com NEW OFFICE 5217 Gulfport Blvd

Landscape L andscape Installs Installs (residential and commercial)

sod, s od, llighting, ighting, llarge arge ttree r ee and palm a nd p alm iinstalls, nstalls, and yard a nd y ard ccleanups. leanups.

Painting SEASONS BEST PAINTING & CONTRACTING, LLC Interior/exterior painting and power washing services. Over 25 years of experience. 727-506-3677. Licensed/insured. Lic. #C-11623

ARNEY’S PAINTING INC.

30 years experience. Painting expert plus wallpaper hanging and removing. Lic. #C9579. Call Arney: 727-900-3459.

PINNIX PAINTING, INC. In business locally since 1980. Interior, exterior, commercial, residential. Free Estimates. Lic. #C4334.

Call 727-504-1508.

Plumbing

PROFLO PLUMBING 727-902-7077

#CFC1430429 State-certified, residential/ commercial service. Senior and military discount. $25 off service with ad. Locally owned and operated.

Professional Services

Contact: Junglegirlslandscaping@gmail.com Phone: 727-947-2423

Miscellaneous Service

NOTARY SERVICES - $10

The Gabber now provides Notary Services.

In office only at 2908-B Beach Blvd S. in Gulfport. Our Notary Public is not an attorney licensed to practice law in the State of Florida, and may not give legal advice or accept fees for legal advice.

DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP MEETS WEEKLY 7 TO 8:30 PM

Tuesday ~ Allendale Church: 3803 Haines Rd. N. Thursday ~ Pasadena Church: 227 70th St. S. Free, no registration. Call: 727 410-1569 or Google search: DBSTampabay.org

Trauma. Anxiety.

Depression.

Self- Esteem.

There is hope for a better tomorrow.

Gulfport Counseling Center Mark Sieg, LCSW, CAP 727- 251- 2319

marksieg@gulfportcounselingcenter.com gulfportcounselingcenter.com

FEMALE PT CAREGIVER SOUGHT EVENINGS IN GULFPORT

Seeking female caregiver Wednesday, Thursday, Friday evenings 8:30-9:45 p.m.

Private residence in Gulfport. Personal care, not companion care. Relevant experience. Non-smoker strongly preferred. Call 404-822-4327.

ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR EXPERIENCED BAR STAFF

American Legion Post 125 is seeking experienced bartender, must be flexible with hours, polite, courteous, & professional with no drama. Apply within, or contact the Post at 727-347-6085.

For Sale SUP Riviera 9.2, green. $200. 727-656-5420 FOR SALE A 2020 Vilano, 20 inch, folding bike. $100.00 Text only to 913-980-5978.

No phone calls, please.

General GULFPORT LIONS CLUB Available for parties, weddings, meetings. Great waterfront location with full facilities. Call Jean for info and dates. 727-366-6341.

Legal Notices LEGAL FICTITIOUS NAME CLAUDE STEBING TRAVEL Fictitious Business Name: Claude Stebing Travel, Saint Petersburg, Florida Registration Number G23000133659 State of Florida.

Help Wanted

Moving / Hauling

JUNK REMOVAL FULL SERVICE

Big or Small, We Haul it All. Eviction/hoarder/property cleanouts. Shed/fence removal, carpet removal, garage/storage clean outs. Too much stuff, let us help! Fully Licensed and Insured. Free estimates. Lamys Hauling and Removal Service. 727-5016464. Lamyshaulingandremoval.com.

HB HAULING SERVICES

Hauling Services Available. We do everything from junk removal, demo, debris removal, estate clean out, and so much more.

12ft. dump trailer. Mention The Gabber and get a discount. Call or text Kenny Baschuk at 727-793-5816 for free estimates.

The Perfect Part-Time Job! Flexible Hours...Tell Us When You Want To Work...

Supplement Your Income By Helping A Senior!

Call Us Today At (727) 401-4700!

License #: 234757, 299994709

Want to know why Gulfport does things the way they do?

Send your questions to info@thegabber.com and we'll get the answers!

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

29

Real Estate For Rent

TOWN SHORES CONDO FOR RENT

Annual rental, Chatham building, ground floor, pet friendly, one bedroom with a Murphy bed, & water views - it’s a stunner! Covered back porch, new appliances, open kitchen, recessed lighting, new paint, plantation shutters. Call Jimmy: 678-822-8403.

Vacation Rentals SEASONAL RENTAL—64TH ST., ADJACENT TO GULFPORT 1 bedroom, 1 full bath, living room with large-screen TV, plus microwave and refrigerator. Includes common use of adjacent covered porch / garden. Off-street parking and private garden entrance. $1,900/month.

Text 678-488-7152.

PLACE YOUR CLASSIFIED LINE ADS ONLINE! Deadline for classified ads is 3 p.m. Friday for the following week’s issue.

Remember your loved ones forever with us.

Stories live on.

Tell theirs.

• Free obituaries available; prices range from $75-$600 • Obituary on Legacy included In partnership with

C ity O f G ulfpOr t M eetinGs

Share your loved one’s story.

City Clerk’s Office • Januar y 2024

obituaries@thegabber.com | 727-321-696

theGabber.com 30

Januar y 1, 2024

City Hall Closed – New Year’s Day Holiday

Januar y 2, 2024

Council Meeting - CANCELLED

Januar y 3, 2024

Planning and Zoning Board – NO MEETING

Januar y 9, 2024

Senior Advisor y with Committee – 8:00am InCitizen’s partnership Senior Center, 5501 27 th Avenue South

Januar y 10, 2024

Board of Adjustment – 6:00 pm

Januar y 15, 2024

City Hall Closed – Martin Luther King, Jr Holiday

Januar y 16, 2024

Council Meeting – 6:00 pm

All meetings are open to the public and are held in the City Hall, City Council Chambers, 2401 53 rd Street South, In Person, unless otherwise noted. Meetings may occasionally be added, cancelled or rescheduled after this list is published. Please check the city’s website mygulfport.us for updated information.

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

Gulfport Real Estate Sales

Find More Home Sales at thegabber.com.

Here’s what homes sold in Gulfport Dec. 15-21.

6268 9th Ave. S. (Stetson) This five-bedroom, four-bath home, built in 1925, has 3,340 square feet.

It listed for $800,000 and sold for $750,000.

CAMERON HEALY

1913 55th St. S. (Tangerine) This two-bedroom, one-bath home, built in 1953, has 990 square feet.

It listed for $385,000 and sold for $360,000.

5614 12th Ave. S. (Tangerine) This three-bedroom, two-bath home, built in 1951, has 1,120 square feet. It listed for $359,000 and sold for $346,000.

5830 27th Ave. S. (Waterfront District) This three-bedroom, three-bath home, built in 2005, has 1,988 square feet. It listed for $849,999 and sold for $782,500.

ey!

Stac on the t i l l Se u’ll be ver! re yo And ce list fo ni

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024

5925 Shore Blvd. S., #211 (Town Shores) This one-bedroom, one-bath condo, built in 1972, has 1,060 square feet.

It listed for $283,000 and sold for $275,000.

LOOK WHO LISTED THEIR HOUSE!

31

32

thegabber.com | December 28, 2023 - January 3, 2024