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FOR SALE
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HELP WANTED
Help Wanted: I need a shop clerk willing to work 7 days a week and on all holidays. DO NOT APPLY IF YOU ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN MONEY. Hard workers only. No whiners or complainers. If you are looking for an easy job this is not it. Starting pay is 2 galleons a shift with the possibility to move up to 2.55 if your effort is satisfactory. No contact info provided because you need to prove you're a self starter. Let's see how many serious offers I get since no one seems to want to work anymore!!!!!
MISSED CONNECTIONS
The Quibbler staff would like to congratulate spludgiexx on her wedding! May the lovely pair live happily ever after.
You: A tall blonde with a great smile. Me: A Terrifying murder puppet. We spent last Saturday in my basement. You solved the puzzle and earned your freedom, but I didn't catch your name. I'd love to see you again. I'll be waiting. ;)
You: Lady in the green robes. Me: Lady you helped after walking into the shop window while trying to flash you a smile. In my dazed state I not only forgot to ask for your name, I also forgot to ask for a date. If it's a yes, I work in the Leaky either pop in or send an owl to Mildred Hubble.
REAL ESTATE
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Feagour Cottage Newtonmore, Scotland 18500 Galleons
Torhouse Stone Circle Wigtown, UK 6000 Galleons OBO
Pry House Farm Hardraw, North Yorkshire 25000 Galleons
