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FOR SALE Glitter-Off! Got fairies? This new, patented formula is guaranteed to remove all traces of wing glitter. Ten Galleons apiece or two bottles for fifteen Galleons, an absolute steal! Owl Order only, care of Madam Starflash, Editor-in-Chief's office, Quibbler Castle. New I.G.U.A.N.A 2.0 coming out this July! Our re-imagined version of your loved ""I Guess U Are Not Aware"" intelligent house pet who reminds you, in a very passive-aggressive way, of all the chores you seem to be unaware you've left undone! Buy yours now! Call NOW to
921-671-IGUANA and get a free awarevest for your Iguana! HELP WANTED Help Wanted: I need a shop clerk willing to work 7 days a week and on all holidays. DO NOT APPLY IF YOU ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN MONEY. Hard workers only. No whiners or complainers. If you are looking for an easy job this is not it. Starting pay is 2 galleons a shift with the possibility to move up to 2.55 if your effort is satisfactory. No contact info provided because you need to prove you're a self starter. Let's see how many serious offers I get since no one seems to want to work anymore!!!!!
MISSED CONNECTIONS The Quibbler staff would like to congratulate spludgiexx on her wedding! May the lovely pair live happily ever after. You: A tall blonde with a great smile. Me: A Terrifying murder puppet. We spent last Saturday in my basement. You solved the puzzle and earned your freedom, but I didn't catch your name. I'd love to see you again. I'll be waiting. ;) You: Lady in the green robes. Me: Lady you helped after walking into the shop window while trying to flash you a smile. In my dazed state I not
only forgot to ask for your name, I also forgot to ask for a date. If it's a yes, I work in the Leaky either pop in or send an owl to Mildred Hubble. REAL ESTATE Fantasy Realty LLC We will buy any property Looking for your dream home? We will make it a reality Feagour Cottage Newtonmore, Scotland 18500 Galleons Torhouse Stone Circle Wigtown, UK 6000 Galleons OBO Pry House Farm Hardraw, North Yorkshire 25000 Galleons
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