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President Obama’s real name is Baruch Chaim Abramowitz. He is Jewish and was born in Haifa not Hawaii. The right-wing Orthodox Jewish community is perplexed with this new developmexnt. On the one hand he’s not an American citizen, so therefore he can’t be president anymore. On the other hand he’s Jewish. The president when asked about this new development said, “I was just as surprised as the next guy to learn about this. My wife, of course, is shpilkis over the whole thing. With all that I’m dealing with domestically and internationally, I need this like a luch in kup.” In a related story, Vice President Joe Biden converted to Islam and wishes to be called Yusef ibn b’den. He said, “Now I can finally fly around and no one will bother me.”
By David F. Nesenoff David F. Nesenoff: Thank you for the interview and Happy Purim. Moses: It’s a pleasure to speak with you but I would have thought you would want to interview Mordechai this time of year. I’m kind of a Passover guy. DFN: Well, Mordechai has an exclusive with the Five Towns Jewish Times and he’s not allowed to talk with us, you know how it is. M: I’ve been retired for a while, but I’m glad to tell you what I can. DFN: Thank you. Can I call you Moshe? M: I prefer Moses. I’m trying to go for that hip contemporary sound. It’s part of my kiruv strategy. DFN: So, Moses, what do you think of the Jewish people today? M: I love that Steven Spielberg; he’s terrific, I could watch E.T. over and over again.
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DFN: I was talking about Klal Yisroel, Am Yisroel, Bnai Yisroel. M: Oh, they’re okay I guess. I can’t complain, and if I did who would listen? (Laughs) But I really like that Spielberg.
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PURIM Hagbah Weight lifting class The Hagbah Weight Lifting Gym and Fitness Center now offers Torah scroll workouts. Lifting for right or left arm strength can be developed with the scrolls set for Bereishis or Dvarim parshas. Geleilah spotters are there to help and make sure that the Torah does not fall which would cause the neighboring Tzom Diet Plan Center to offer their expertise. ■■■
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For years OU has been involved in what goes into the mouth. Now under a new program developed by Rabbi B. Amensh, OU will also be certifying that which comes out of the mouth. For those who speak with Derech Eretz and Chesed, a Glatt kosher certification will be endorsed. On the other hand to those who can’t seem to talk nicely Eesh L’reAyhu, one to his neighbor, or with Lashon Harah, OU will be designating a Treifah L’gamrey stamp of disapproval. Rabbi Amensh said, “We our now preparing a special designation for those who speak nicely but are just plain boring; they will be Parve.”
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Mezuzah kissing question Due to the excessive kissing of Mezuzahs on the doorposts by some individuals who enter and leave rooms, the Beis Din of Or Y’or Kidding is reviewing the laws of Shmiras Nigiyah. Rabbi Noah Joke said, “Perhaps one should first take the Mezuzah out to dinner and a movie before the first kiss.” While Rabbi Bissel Nuts argued, “Certainly not, that would be crazy! I believe a Shadchan must be involved before even the first kiss.” As either rabbi has not made a final judgment, the issue regarding the Mezuzah will, for the time being, remain hanging.
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Continued from page 1 DFN: Yes, but do you think Jews are in a good place right now? M: Place shmace. First they went to Egypt and liked it there. Then they didn’t like it and left. Then they kvetched about the water and job prospects in the desert and wanted to go back to Egypt. Then they went to Israel; and now they make computer chips. DFN: What about the spirituality of our people? M: Look, in my day, for six days a week you built a mishkan and then on Shabbos you rested. Today everybody wants the easy life. They drive to the mall, they fly to Florida, they Skype… I walked for forty years. I ate manna, I washed the feet of the Kohanim, I learned all of Torah, I delivered the Ten Commandments, twice. Who had time for spirituality? DFN: But how can we get the Jewish people to follow the mitzvos and lead a more menshlach life? M: Been there done that. It’s not easy. My generation was all about Naaseh V’Nishmah. We’ll do and then later we’ll ask. Now it’s all Nishma, Nishma, Nishma. They ask and talk and question and if and when they get around to it… Naaseh, they’ll actually do something.
DFN: What about tzedakah? Are people giving enough charity? M: You know, originally it wasn’t a maser, a tithe, a tenth. It was actually fifty percent. Yeh, fifty fifty. Chatzi Lashem, Chatzi Lachem. Hashem wanted us to give half of our income to charity, but I hondled and got it to ten percent. I was quite the negotiator. Abraham had nothing on me. I would have bargained with Hashem down to one good person in Sodom and Gemorrah and closed the deal. Anyway, now everyone looks at ten percent like it’s some major transaction. The only reason Hashem lets people make a living is so that they could give to charity. And if He gives them a comfortable income he’s expecting some really big Tzedakah. I don’t know who came up with this Chai business, 18? People give in multiples of 18? They should give ten times their Neshama! Neshama is 395. That would bring in some nice Tzedakah. DFN: How do you spend your time these days? M: Oh, well it’s a real mechaya in Olam Habah. I’m here in G-d’s country. I learn with the great gaonim before shachris. I teach a shiur or two before lunch. I fabreng with the Lubavitcher Rebbe and then in the evenings I usually like to take a Zumba class.
DFN: They have Zumba in the shamayim, in the heavens? M: Listen, it’s like Shabbos seven days a week here. Cholent, cholent, cholent. If I don’t stay in shape I’ll get cut from Hockey. DFN: You play hockey? M: We have a great team, the Levites. We also have a recreation arts center. I’m known for my Mosaic pieces. Mosaic, get it? DFN: I didn’t know you were so funny? M: I have a terrific sense of humor. I used to do a lot of slap stick, but after slapping and hitting the rock and getting into all that trouble, I stopped doing the physical humor and I just do the occasional pun and knock, knock joke. DFN: How’s your sister Miriam? M: Oh please, she’s fine. But to tell you the truth, she’s going to drive me crazy with that tambourine of hers. Always clopping and dancing and clopping. Enough already. She gets like one line in the Torah and she shleps out her 10 minutes of fame into an entire career. She’s touring right now with Dovid HaMelech, Elvis and Michael Jackson. DFN: They all perform together? M: They call themselves, “The Timbrel and the Three Kings.” They’re music is okay.
But, personally, I like Carlebach. DFN: Of course, who doesn’t? Finally, Moses, I have to ask you about the enemies of the Jewish People. M: I told Joshua that he should have killed all the Amalekites when he had the chance. Not a day goes by that Kahane doesn’t rip into Joshie about that one. Listen, until Moshiach comes, and he’s always running late believe me, there will continue to be those who hate us. But more importantly we should spend time trying to find ways of loving each other. We kvetch amongst ourselves terribly. DFN: Any final thoughts? M: I spent my whole life getting the Jews out of Egypt and shlepping them through the wilderness to bring them to Eretz Yisroel. And they got to go to Israel and I didn’t. I would have done anything to go there. There’s even a beautiful midrash that talks about how I begged and pleaded with Hashem to make me a bird so that I could at least fly over the sacred precious land. So… today you can skip over to JFK, hop on an EL AL flight, daven maariv on the back of the plane while the flight attendants complain that they have to move their carts around to feed everyone mehadrin kosher meals. And then presto you’re in Israel and at the Kotel. Go! Go! Go to Israel! I would in a second.
PURIM NEWS Jewish men are then tied up with the leather retsuos straps, first without a bracha, and then later when the gag is removed from the men’s mouths, with a bracha. Rabbi Yossie Yalater said, “Most of our machine guns have blank bullets.” ■■■
King of Congress
D.C. Purim party
The Washington Purim celebration was held in the Nation’s Captiol in preparation for the holiday. Helen Thomas showed up without a costume to celebrate the life of her hero Haman. She was not allowed entry into the event, as security requested for her to remove her mask and she was unable to.
Peter King who recently stirred up great controversy by conducting hearings, to investigate the relationship between Islam and radical terrorists, finally gave in to the liberal opposition. Yesterday he conducted a hearing to see the relationship between Jews, synagogues and terrorists. After two seconds it was discovered that there is no relationship between Jews, synagogues and terrorists. Of course a liberal group protested his findings and proclaimed, “There is a relationship between Jews, synagogues and terrorists. Terrorists kill Jews and blow up synagogues.” With that Peter King threw up his hands and said, “I give up, you’re right, I can’t win.”
Y.U. Maccabeats
The singing sensation that has rocked the world with their Chanukah and Purim videos is everywhere. Offers are flooding in from all stretches of the entertainment world. Their manager Izzie Gotgelt said, “I have booked the entire group to replace Charlie Sheen in ‘Two and a Half Men,’ they will appear on the show in the next Fall season.” Rumor has it that the show’s name is being changed to “12 Chazans, a Goy and a kid.”
Tfillin tank tactics
In contradistinction to Chabad’s Mitzvah Tanks, which are motor homes that they operate to invite Jewish males to put on tfillin, the National Organization of Satma Chasidim has decided to take a more aggressive approach to their kiruv tactics of introducing tfillin. The organization has purchased 25 actual military tanks and they are entering buildings by blowing holes through the walls.
Jewish fashion in NY
The New York Tallis Fashion Show is on in Manhattan. Tallesim of all styles are being shown from the top Jewish tallis designers including Diane Firstinshul, Justin Shmatas, Anita Machover and Hoisen Klein. “Tachelis is back in fashion,” said popular designer Oscar DelaDon’t Rent. “They’ll be wearing tzistzis long this year.” He was joined by his beautiful wife Oscar DelaYenta.
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Opinion A world gone Purim
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avid’s Harp is usually a satirical humorous column. In honor of Purim when we are inebriated to the point that everything is turned upside down and we don’t recognize the difference between Mordechai and Haman, the hero and the villain, this space will be serious. Thousands died in Japan because the core of the earth has a physical geological formula that dictates movement on the crust of the planet. This movement not only caused an earthquake, but it unleashed a tsunami that swept away towns, changed the DAVID’S HARP map of Japan and affected the very axis of the globe. It is beyond sad and a reminder that we live at the will of science in outer space in a universe directed by laws of nature and G-d’s grace. A bus crashed on the Cross Bronx Expressway killing 15 people. And another crashed on the New Jersey Turnpike. The dangers of everyday transport and travel become all too real when we are faced with David F. Nesenoff such tragedy and loss of life. Two local police officers were killed in the line of duty. It is a sobering reminder to all of us of the dangerous and courageous occupation that our law enforcement, fire fighters and our soldiers encounter in their course of confronting their very jobs. Flooding in the metropolitan area has caused headaches, heartaches and endless difficulties for so many of our fellow citizens. Nature’s forces never cease to remind us of that which we can do little to control. Five souls in Israel had their throats and bodies
slashed and slit during the middle of the night as they slept in their beds on Shabbat. It is also a reminder. It reminds us that the Jew lives in a world that is beyond the laws of physics, science, nature, decency, civility and universal conscience. The horror of Purim’s lottery, that any random Jew on any old day should be killed, is alive and well in 2011. The earth has always quaked, and rivers seem to flood, and vehicles will often crash, and soldiers unfortunately have throughout history given their lives. But it should not be part of the course of nature that a three-month old baby is slaughtered in her sleep. And it should not be in the science of the planet that her two brothers and mother and father are slaughtered alongside of her. We are living in a world of Purim. It is a chaotic drunk place where the hero is the villain and the villain is the hero. It is a place where people mask their evil and yet publically rejoice in their desire for genocide. It is a world of Purim. It is a place filled with Haman after Haman mocking the Mordechai. It is a place where a 12 year- old girl returns from a Kabbalat Shabbat celebration to find her family dead with their blood dripping over toys and sefarim and a crib. It is a world of Purim. It is a world that contains a story where G-d’s hand is hidden and where we must bring about the miracle through our own strength. It is a world where we must be courageous and enter a precarious palace even when we are not summoned. It is a world where we must change the very calendar containing our day of demise into our day of victory and our enemies’ hanging. Purim is indeed the holiday of chaos, which leads into the holiday of Pesach bringing with it the Seder, the order. May we merit the Moshiach’s speedy arrival and enter into a world where perhaps the science of the earth may still cause it to quake, but the sanity of the planet will allow a baby to sleep through the night in peace.
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t a Washington news conference, held at the Offices of the George Soros-funded Center for American Progress, archeologists working for the Smithsonian have announced an incredible find, a revised copy of the U.S Constitution dated 1790. This document was passed by the original 13 States with the intention of supplanting the version ratified in 1788. The chief archeologist on the project called the document “Dead Potomac River Scrolls,” because they were found in a previously unknown cave on the bank of the Potomac. According to the scientists, a 13-year-old boy named Zach Emanuel was walking his dog near the river, threw POLITICO a stick and heard some glass shatter. He followed the TO GO noise into the cave and found the document amongst some broken beer bottles left over from some ancient beer summit. Scientists determined the cave was once occupied by some ancient cult of pundits. Also found in the cave were some leftover yarmulkes from Chuck Schumer’s Bar Mitzvah. The cult known in history books as the Progressenes, revised the constitution. It begins with an amazingly prophetic preamble, We the People of the United States, in Order to form a Union even more perfecter than we did two years ago, do ordain and establish this brand new Constitution for the United States of America recognizing that the docuJeff Dunetz ment approved in 1788 forgot to talk about social justice. The overall document is very similar to the Constitution passed in 1788; adding just a few things: Under the census provision it adds, “If a large group of foreign nationals come into the country illegally, they are to be counted as citizens in the census so as not to appear racist.” The executive branch articles include a provision that says, “The President is to enforce all laws equally except in the case of radical organizations trying to intimidate voters from voting the wrong way. Housing organizations that commit voter fraud by registering illegible voters multiple times, cartoon characters, or the deceased are not to be prosecuted, as long as they are Continued on page 5
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Continued from page 4 named after the seed of an oak tree.” It is quite amazing the way these Progressenes were able to see into the future. Beyond the prophetic articles and preamble, included in this revised constitution was a document called “The Bill of Other Rights Which Corrects the Original Constitution’s Wrongs,” these included: There is not only a freedom of religion but a freedom from religion The right to health care unless you are a senior (sorry grandma you are too old) We were only kidding about the right to bear arms There is a right of unions to be bailed out even if the state has to take over an entire industry. The right of unions supersedes that of the majority of the population. The right to high speed communication The government has the right to control free speech on the internet and talk radio There is a right to come into the country illegally as long as you promise to support the Progressenes The President has the right to play golf during a crisis, especially if petroleum is involved There is no right to enjoy the fruits of your hard work, the government has the right to redistribute income Some skeptics will tell you that this document is an obvious forgery, but they’re only trying to interject partisanship into taking a bipartisan effort. For proof of its validity, just look at the fact that this document has already been endorsed by the administration. This is the administration that told us Joe Sestak wasn’t
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offered a job, there were no earmarks in the stimulus bill, Obamacare wouldn’t force you to change health plans, and there would be absolutely no new taxes on anyone making less than $250,000 a year. Perhaps the best reason to believe that this document is real is the fact that the provisions of this revised constitution were already put into practice during the first two years of the Obama presidency. If these provisions were followed without a supporting constitutional document, the press, who is counted upon to be a watchdog would scream bloody murder, and they have been totally silent. You see, it has to be real! The document also provides an answer to those who claim that Barack Obama is some sort of socialist trying to overturn the U.S. Constitution. Based on the newly-found document he is a strict “constitutionalist”. According to the archeologists there are more documents in the cave, specifically court precedents supporting the revised constitution, a new version of the Bible that strikes out any connection between the Jews and the Holy Land, and a history of Chicago politics, all of which will be released as soon as they are examined by biblical archeology specialist Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
It’s like family, but only worse Why be with your dysfunctional mishpacha when you can be with hundreds of other dysfunctional mishpachas? The only thing worse than your whining children is someone else’s whining kids. You work all year long very hard, why spend Pesach relaxing? Come to a seder with people who left New York to get away, to be with people from New York. Matzah not included.
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Opinion Secrets of the Megillah: It’s all about the food “The fourteenth of Adar --happiness and festival, and sending of portions, man to his fellow” (9:19). This verse is the source for the favorite mitzvah on Purim of sending food to each other. But how do we know the verse is talking about food? After a closer analysis of the entire Megillah, it becomes clear that many verses FROM THE HEART are referring to food. OF JERUSALEM And therefore the word “portions” here in this verse refers to food as well. Here are the other secret food references: “And Haman was filled with anger (cheima)” (3:5). The Gemara in Maseches Ugiyot uses a classic literary technique to teach us the true meaning of this verse: Don’t read Samuel Fisher it “cheima” (anger)— rather “chem’ah” (butter). Therefore the pasuk is rendered, “And Haman was filled with butter.” Moreover, we know through Jewish tradition that butter, like words, is best funneled through the ears. This is consistent
with the fact that “hamentaschen,” literally “Haman’s ears,” are tasty, buttery cookies. Now that we understand that Haman’s ears were actually cookies, another mystery of Purim is decrypted: the bizarre making of loud noise upon reciting Haman’s name. It is indeed very difficult for Haman to hear the reading, considering his ears are baked delicacies. Haman wasn’t the only Megilla character with culinary aspects. We see that the women, in preparing to meet the king, spent six months in oil (2:12). Now that’s what I call deep-fried—it is a mystery in the Kabballah as to why fried latkes and donuts aren’t eaten on Purim and only on Chanukkah. Also, when Haman bribed Achashveirosh, the pasuk says “ten-thousand talents (kikar) of silver, I will weigh-out (eshkol)” (3:9). But Onkolos’ brother translates the pasuk according to the pshat: “ten-thousand loaves (kikar) of silver grapefruit (eshkol).” We see that even the most powerful politicians used food items as their means of diplomacy. At the beginning of the Megilla, Achashveirosh called for Vashti to appear with her crown. Since we know Achashveirosh’s goal was to display her beauty, it would make no sense for her to wear her royal crown, which would divert attention away from her own beauty. Therefore, Achashveirosh must have been referring to a different kind of crown.
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Now, we know that Vashti’s name comes from the root “shtayim,” meaning “two.” The female form of “two” is “shnaim,” or “shinayim”—teeth. Vashti needed a crown for her teeth, for they had rotted to stumps. And to show her beauty, she needed dental reconstructive surgery, i.e. crowns. This could only be the case if Vashti ate lots of candy and drank lots of sugared drinks. With this in mind, it makes sense that she, a nosher, refused to come to the party—she was stuck in the ladies’ room after eating far too many “portions” of chocolate. In the last chapter of the Megilla, a seemingly irrelevant line appears: “And Achashveirosh put a tax on the land and the islands” (10:1). The Rambam, in Hilchos Rotev V’Yerakos says that the ratio of a king’s countries to islands is 2000 to 254. Since Achashveirosh had 127 countries, it follows that he had 1000 islands. This tax on the “Thousand Islands” is a clear reference to food, salad dressing. We see from all these examples that the Megilla is full of references to food. To name a few more, the town itself is called “Shushan HaBirah,” “Birah” being the modern Hebrew word for beer. The word “King,” which permeates the Megilla, can be rearranged to spell “K-gin”— or “Cajun.” There are endless examples. In conclusion, the Rabbis’ interpretation
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Crowds of anti-Jewish protesters stood with signs demanding to stop future construction in Israel. After five hours of protesting they realized that they got mixed up and were not protesting the State of Israel, but rather were standing outside the home of congressman Steve Israel. Although the mob eventually left, Congressman Israel, who was redoing his guest bathroom, stopped the construction contractor from continuing. “If not laying the terra cotta tile in the shower can help to bring peace in the Middle East, it’s the least I can do,” said the confused congressman. In a related story Ohio’s 4th District Congressman Jordan is redoing his bedroom crown molding, which is hanging off the wall. “Jordan’s crown is in a precarious situation,” commented Israel.
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Brooklyn has won a long court battle to do away with its casual namesake and has become more formal. The boro will now be known as BrookLinda. While Long Island is experiencing the economic times, the Five Towns is being reduced to the Four and a Half Towns. And due to the overabundance of plastic surgeons living and practicing in Great Neck, with just a little snip here and little tuck there, the town will now be called Really Great Neck. With regard to Flushing, the courts are still evaluating the alternative names. They’ve already rejected “Rinsing, Queens.”
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The Young Israel of Woodmere just announced the introduction of its hundredth morning shaharis minyan. Each day of the week starting at 5 a.m., every 30 seconds another service begins. The rabbi said, “We won’t be happy till we finally have a service where we can’t actually get a minyan.”
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The Mesifta Harbay Kesef Yeshiva Academy is having a fundraiser. All are welcome to come. They are not sure yet what kind of fundraiser it’s going to be. Maybe an art auction, or a Chinese auction, or a dinner, or an inauguration or an honoring or a concert. And they don’t know what they are raising the funds for yet, but all are welcome to come and contribute. RSVP early! (Not sure of the deadline or the date of the event yet, but all are welcome to come and contribute.)
New fish Kashrus question
Upon the discovery of a new species of fish off the coast of Long Island, the Vaad Hakashrus has been tirelessly working to offer a psak din as to whether the tiny swimmer is kosher or not. The Vaad chairman Rabbi Yehuda Trefabits finally said, “Stop bothering us and go have a nice piece of salmon.”
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Dear Aviva, My husband’s business has slowed to a tiny trickle and I can’t seem to find work. We got a loan modification, got approved for SNAP, HEAP, Child Plus, and Medicaid. The yeshivas have been amazing—one tuition committee was so understanding that they are now paying us to send our preschooler there. The problem is my husband’s wanton spending. He insists on unloading the few dollars we have on frivolous things like groceries and the water bill. Meanwhile, he started telling me that when my lease is up, he wants to get a domestic car— an old one! His priorities are so messed up. I don’t know how to explain that this season’s styles are much more important long term. We need to impart good values on the kids and I would never want them to think that we are not as well off as our neighbor, who has been out of work for 2 years. Do I need a divorce? -Stylin’ in Squalor
Dear Stylin’ in Squalor, You poor thing. My eyes are welling up just reading your plight. Well, you definitely have it together. In Parshas Mikeitz, when there was an inter-country famine, Yaakov Avinu asked his well-fed sons, “Lamah Tisra’oo? Why do you make yourselves seen?” According to Rashi, Yaakov is admonishing his sons not to be seen with the bread they have because others do not have this bread. We obviously learn from here that when you don’t have bread, you should (somehow) be seen
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try to control his mother with money too? Getting divorced is a long, costly and arduous process, but it may have its pay-offs. Once your husband gives the get, he will most likely receive a “Get-out-of-Gehinnom-free”
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Purim Celebration SUBURBAN PARK JEWISH CENTER, located at 400 Old Westbury Road in East Meadow is holding a Purim Celebration at 7:45 p.m. with megillah reading by Cantor David Krasner. Costumes are encouraged and refreshments will be provided. For more information, contact 516-796-8833 or suburbanparklevtorah.com
Caught between the Generations YOUNG ISRAEL OF JAMAICA ESTATES, located at 83-10 188 Street in Jamaica Estates will present a special program focusing on the challenges involved with balancing the needs of children, grandchildren, and parents. The event is sponsored by National Council of Young Israel and Ohel Children’s Home & Family Services. The presentation will be given by Harriet Blank, LCSW, the Intake Coordinator and Geriatric Mental Health Program Coordinator for Ohel. The event begins on Motzei Shabbat at 9 p.m. For more information call 212-929-1525 x112 or jsteinig@ youngisrael.org.
March 20 Purim at the African Jungle CHABAD OF MERRICK-BELLMORE-WANTAGH will be holding an African safari-themed Purim party at the Merrick Park Golf Course, located at 2550 Clubhouse Road in Merrick. The event is part of the annual “Purim Around the World” series, following last year’s Mexican-themed Purim. Megilla reading will begin at 12 p.m. followed by the program at 12:30 p.m. The event costs $15 for adults, and $10 for The maximum cost per family is $50. Reservations must be accepted by March 15. For more information call Rabbi Rabbi Shimon and Chanie Kramer 516-833-3057.
All day Megillah readings CHABAD OF FIVE TOWNS, located at 74 Maple Avenue will be conducting Megillah reading every hour on the hour beginning 7 a.m. and continuing through 6 p.m. CHABAD OF FIVE TOWNS is also holding Purim in the Shtetl at 74 Maple Avenue in Cedarhurst. The event includes a four course dinner with klezmer music. The cost is $25 for adults and $15 for children. The event begins at 5:30 p.m. For more information contact 516-2952478 or Chabad5towns.com.
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CHOFETZ CHAIM TORAH CENTER, located at 7 Derby Avenue in Cedarhurst, will be holding a celebration of its new sanctuary for the duration of this Shabbat. The Shaharit service will begin at 9 a.m. and will include welcoming remarks by Rabbi Aryeh Zev Ginzberg, followed by a sermon by author and lecturer Rabbi Noach Isaac Oelbaum on the occasion of the event. Services will be followed by a gala Kiddush open to the community. For more information, contact 516295-7644 or chofetzchaimtc.com.
Ongoing Honor Grandparent with Surprise Award Ritual Slaughter Shechting class begins at the conclusion of Adar II in preparation for Passover. Held at Yeshivas Parah HaMess. Barbecue to follow. Contact Rabbi Mooshe Leatherman. event with prizes and food for children. The event will take place between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. For more information contact 516-634-4169 or FriedbergJCC.com.
Purim Seudah YOUNG ISRAEL OF WAVECREST-BAYSWATER is holding a Purim Seudah with Rabbi Eliezer Feuer at 5 p.m. The cost is $15 per adult and $7 per child. For more information, contact Joseph Kohler at 718-327-0735
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CHABAD OF MINEOLA is holding a contest to honor grandparents at the Pesach Seder. The 250-word essay contest is open to all students ages 10 to 18. Contestants must submit an essay describing why their grandparent(s) is deserving of the award, along with a photo of themselves with the grandparent(s). Prizes include $500 for first place and a raffle for an iPad2. The deadline for this contest is April 8. There will be eight categories of awards: 2 grandmothers, 2 grandfathers, 2 couples, and 2 winners for “In Memoriam.” Ceremony honoring the recipient will be held on Sunday June 5 at 2p.m. at the Renee & Jan Burman Chabad Center for The Arts. For more inofrmaiton, contact Rabbi Anchelle Perl 516-739-3636.
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The Kedischewitz Tonic
Manischewitz-Kedem unite for Purim Not since the days of Tuner has anyone loved hooch as much as I do. But despite my taste for tequila, relish for rum and savor for scotch, I find that on Purim the only libation capable of slaking my thirst is wine. But the wine comes with limitations. The amount required to bring me to my desired level of THE KOSHER inebriation is greater CRITIC than that of some other spirits. As a result, I often end up spending an arm and a leg to insure that I have enough to drink. This year’s Purim is a pregame celebration on Friday night, carrying into Shabbat and then launching into fullblown festivities Saturday night and Sunday. I had a similar situZechariah Mehler ation to this one as a poor college student. On my meager budget I was able to purchase enough wine for the Purim Seudah but due to circumstances beyond my control, I found myself with more guests then I had anticipated and so I made a quick run to our local liquor store where destiny led me to purchase the making of a wine-based punch that I have since made every year for Purim. I dare lay claim to it being the greatest party drink of all time. It’s my own Kedischewitz Tonic.
Kedischewitz Tonic is an amalgam of the cheapest wines I could buy that also posses a relatively high alcohol content. The result is an easily drinkable punch that packs a heck of a kick. As I gear up to make it once again for my Purim Seudah this year, I am sharing the recipe with you. Please keep in mind that I have refined the recipe a bit since my Yeshiva University days. ■ 2 large bottles Manischewitz cream peach wine ■ 2 bottles Kedem Pink Champagne ■ 6 ounces brandy (brand doesn’t matter.) ■ 1 bottle of ginger ale ■ 2 containers of your favorite sorbet (I like to use mango and passion fruit flavor) ■ 1 water balloon filled with Orange juice and placed in the freezer until solid then removed from said balloon and used to keep the punch cold. To construct this amazing drink simply add all ingredients together and give it a few minutes for the sorbet to dissolve. The result is a fruity, fizzy, fabulous beverage that serves between 25 to 30 people depending on how heavily they drink and it promises that those 30 people will definitely be feeling it. You are probably thinking that I have taken the Thunderbird of kosher alcohols and dressed it up for the evening. You are correct, but we live in a food culture where chefs are constantly trying to find ways to take ingredients that are usually overlooked and transform them into something that the general public finds palatable. Kedischewitz
is my contribution to this particular food movement. So this Purim as you get your Ad delo yadah on, please consider augmenting your personal consumption with this storied beverage.
Purim Sameach! Zechariah Mehler is a widely published food writer and expert in social marketing. Follow him on Twitter @thekoshercritic
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École Militaire – site of Dreyfus’ Public Degradation in 1895 and the 105th Anniversary of his Reinstatement in 1906. Palais de Justice on the île de la Cité – site of several Dreyfus related trials and appeals. Museum of Art and History of Judaism – in the historic Marais District. Versailles – a tour of the Hall of Mirrors and the Assize Court of Versailles where Zola was tried and convicted. The Luxembourg Palace (French Senate) – surrounded by the beautiful Luxembourg Gardens.
See how hatred born by anti-Semitism can undermine the law turning it into an instrument of persecution - mocking due process and justice. Look at Emile Zola’s “J’Accuse” and how the press can shape world opinion responsibly or fan the flames of hatred and prejudice. Examine the role of Theodore Herzl and how the Dreyfus Affair helped to shape his views on the need for a Jewish nation.
Limited registration available. For more information, please visit www.tourolaw.edu/dreyfusaffair.
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30. “What ___, chopped liver?” 31. Advice columnist Landers 32. The State of Israel’s has a menorah and olive branches on it 33. Rocker Recht 35. Marx Brothers movie, perhaps 39. “Thirtysomething” actor 41. French Antisemite Drumont (“La France Juive”) 43. Microsoft exec Ballmer 44. Part for Beverly Sills 46. JNF unit 47. Adam’s madam 49. Non-kosher sandwich, for short 50. Visible 51. French jurist Rene 54. Docs for dachshunds 56. Aid 57. Controversial 1948 site 63. “Abort!” 64. Muslim holy man 65. It may be fixed 66. Swear to 67. Westchester County Congresswoman Lowey 68. Meteorological effects 69. 2001 name in the news Chandra 70. “Glengarry ___ Ross” (Mamet play) 71. Ain’t right?
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