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March 2012 No. 93

10 Ways to Speed up your Metabolism

NEW THIS MONTH The latest movie and book reviews!

Check out the new Fiat 500 L

2 Pages of the funniest jokes on the Costa!

Learn how to make a Chilli and Pepper Butter Steak with Food Fix

Happy St Patrick’s Day! !

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Inside this month’s magazine Legal Jargon To buy or not to buy p6

Health Eat to beat menopause p10

Inspektar Gadget The latest gadget for you have a peek at p12

Food Fix Steaks and Veggies! p16

The scent of winter stock The wallflower p18

Out and About Alicante p20

Movie and Book Reviews New this month! p22

Animal Antics Aggression in Dogs p24

Also in this issue St Patrick’s Day Information p4 Sases and Phrayings p8 10 ways to speed up your metabolism p14 Fiat 500 L p26 Bluemoon Solutions p28 Jokes p30

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t’s a fact that will have Welsh and Scots patriots in a real paddy – but when it comes to celebrating, there’s nothing quite like St Patrick’s Day. You can have your St David’s Day daffodils, or do a tartan twirl over St Andrew, but the Land of the Leprechaun is peerless when it comes to parades and razzamatazz.

The massive expat community in the United States has, of course, had a lot to do with it. You might say they’ve not so much cracked the whip as whipped up the craic – with the entire nation seemingly finding a green root when the big day blossoms on March 17.

Spain is certainly not immune to St Pat’s Day fever...and this year the biggest parade in the country takes place on our doorstep in Cabo Roig.

A crowd of 4,000 plus is expected to cheer the 300 colourful participants in Orihuela Costa’s spectacular celebration, which will also include entertainment on the nights of March 16 and 17.

And there’s every reason why English, Welsh and Scots doubters should get the shamrocks out as well. Because St Patrick was not an Irishman.

Indeed, his roots are said to have been somewhere in what is now Great Britain. Various sources put his birthplace as South Wales, Somerset, Dumbarton in Scotland and along Hadrian’s Wall.

So what are we all waiting for? Michael Flatley, give us the green light!

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St. Patrick’s Day

March 17th...the day when Irish fever grips the world and just about everyone finds a drop of green blood in their veins.

History Who is St. Patrick, anyway?

According to the World Book, St. Patrick lived about 389-461A.D., and is the patron saint of Ireland. Patrick was chiefly responsible for converting the Irish people to Christianity. He became known as the Apostle to the Irish. His Latin name is Patricius.

Patrick was born in Britain, though noone is quite sure where. His father was a wealthy alderman and a Christian. When Patrick was 16 years old, pirates captured him during a raid and sold him as a slave in Ireland. He served as a shepherd of an Irish Chieftain in Ulster. During his captivity, he dedicated himself to religion. After 6 years of slavery he escaped and returned home to Britain.

As a result of his experiences in Ireland, Patrick became driven by the idea of converting the Irish to Christianity. To prepare himself for the task, he studied in the monastery of Lerins, an island off the coast of France. He also went to Auxerre, France and studied religion under Saint Germanus, a French Bishop. Partly because Patrick's earlier education was inadequate, his religious superiors were reluctant to let him return to Ireland as a missionary. After Palladius, the first Irish missionary bishop died in 431, Pope Celestine I sent Patrick to Ireland.

Patrick began his work where no one had ever preached Christianity.

He gained the trust and friendship of several tribal leaders and soon made many converts. He is said to have founded more than 300 churches and baptized more than 120,000 people. He brought clergymen from England and France for his new churches. He succeeded in his mission to Ireland, even though many British clergymen opposed him and the way he organized the churches. Patrick preached in Ireland for the rest of his life.

Several of Patrick’s writings have survived and serve as the most important sources of information about his work and life. Patrick wrote "Confession", an account of his spiritual developement. In it he

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justified his mission to Ireland, and expressed his humility and thankfulness that God had called him to serve the Irish. Patrick also wrote a letter to Coroticus, in which he criticized a raid on Ireland conducted

by Coroticus, a British chieftain.

During the raid, several of Patrick's converts were killed. The letter also reflects Patrick's resentment of the scornful attitude of British clergymen and nobility toward the Irish.

Where is St. Patrick Buried?

One legend has it that he was buried in the same grave as St. Bridget and St. Columba, at Downpatrick, County Down. The jawbone of St. Patrick was believed to be preserved in a silver shrine and was often requested in times of childbirth, epileptic fits and as a preservative against the evil eye. Another legend says St. Patrick ended his days at Glastonbury and was buried there. The Chapel of St. Patrick still exists as part of Galstonbury Abbey. There is evidence of an Irish pilgrimage to his tomb during the reign of the Saxon King Ine in A.D. 688, when a group of pilgrims headed by St. Indractus were murdered. The great anxiety displayed in the middle ages to possess the bodies, or at least the relics of saints, accounts for the many discrepant traditions as to the burial places of St. Patrick and others.

Legends about Patrick: Many of the stories about Patrick are based only on legends.

One of the best known tales tells how he charmed the snakes of Ireland into the sea so that they drowned. Different tales tell of his standing upon a hill, and using a wooden staff, drove the serpents into the sea, banishing them forever from the shores of Ireland. One legend says that one old snake resisted, but the saint overcame it by cunning.

He is said to have made a box and invited the reptile to enter. The snake insisted the box was too small and the discussion became very heated. Finally the snake entered the box to prove he was right, whereupon St Patrick slammed the lid and cast the box into the sea.

While it is true there are no snakes in Ireland, chances are that there never have been snakes since the time the island was separated from the rest of the continent at the end of the ice age. As in many old pagan religions serpent symbols were common, and possibly even worshipped. Driving the snakes from Ireland was most likely symbolic of putting an end to that pagan practice.

According to another tale, Patrick used a three-leaf shamrock to illustrate the idea of the Trinity. Many people believe the shamrock came to be the traditional symbol of Ireland as a result of this legend. Today, his feast day, March 17th is celebrated as a national holiday in Ireland.

St. Patrick also introduced the Roman alphabet and Latin literature into Ireland. After his death, about 461AD, Irish monasteries flourished

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as centres of learning. Compton's Encyclopedia adds that despite a constant threat to his life, Patrick traveled widely, baptising, confirming, preaching and building churches and monasteries. Patrick succeeded in converting almost the entire population of the island. His "Epistola" pleads the case of the Christian Irish at the hands of their British conquerors. Patrick's writings have come to be appreciated for their simplicity and humility.

The Shamrock The shamrock (at one called the "Searoy" is a type of small herb with leaves made up of three leaflets, and is the common name for any of several three-leafed clovers native to Ireland. The Irish have considered shamrocks as good luck symbols since earliest times, and today many people of other nationalities have adopted that belief. It has become the national symbol of Ireland, because of the legend that St. Patrick used it to illustrate the doctrine of the Trinity. Preaching in the open air on the doctrine of the trinity, he is said to have illustrated the existence of the Three in One by plucking a shamrock from the grass growing at his feet and showing it to his congregation. It symbolizes the cross and blessed trinity.

The legend of the shamrock is also connected with that of the banish-

ment of the serpent tribe from Ireland by a tradition that snakes are never seen on trefoil and that it is a remedy against the stings of snakes and scorpions. The trefoil in Arabia is called shamrakh and was sacred in Iran as an emblem of the Persian triads. The trefoil, as noted above, being a sacred plant among the Druids, and three being a mystical number in the Celtic religion as well as all others, it is probable that St. Patrick must have been aware of the significance of his illustration.

The Leprechaun The Leprechaun is an Irish fairy. He looks like a small, old man (about 2 feet tall), often dressed like a shoemaker,with a cocked hat and a leather apron. According to legend, leprechauns are aloof, unfriendly, live alone, and pass their time making shoes. They also possess a hidden pot of gold. Treasure hunters can often track down a leprechaun by the sound of his shoemaker's hammer. If caught, he can be forced (with the threat of bodily violence) to reveal the location of his treasure, but the captor must keep their eyes on him every second. If the captor's eyes leave the leprechaun (and he often tricks them into looking away), he vanishes and all hopes of finding the treasure are lost. Legend has it that you can find the leprechaun and his pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

St Patrick’s Day In New York The first St Patrick's Day parade in New York City was held in 1766 organized by Irish soldiers serving in His Majesty's service. City folk marched for any and all reasons back then, usually organized along fraternal, trade or military organizational lines. The early St Patrick's Day marchers would form up at their parish churches or their organizations' headquarters and march to the Old St Patrick's Cathedral (now at Mott and Prince Streets). The Archbishop greeted the groups, dignitaries and politicians addressed the crowd and the marchers dispersed in search of a bit of St Patty's Day pleasure.

As the City moved uptown so did the parade, marching to the far reaches of the City and the site of the new St Patrick's Cathedral on Fifth Avenue and 50th Street. Today's parade starts at 42nd Street and marchers travel north to 86th Street. It is customary for the New York Archbishop to review the parade in front of St Patrick's.

The St Patrick's Day Parade is one of the few remaining where no cars, floats, buses, trucks or other vehicles are allowed. People march, march, march up Fifth Avenue, led by members of the 165th Infantry (originally the Irish 69th Regiment of Fighting Irish fame).

Sponsored by the Ancient Order of Hibernians, the more than 150,000 marchers are members of various Irish societies from New York and around the country; many Eire-based societies make the Atlantic crossing to trek the two miles uptown. Large contingents include the Emerald Societies of the New York City Police and Fire Departments, and any politician running for office within a 50-mile radius.

Viewing the parade is a snap. It starts 11:00am at 42nd Street and makes it way up Fifth Avenue to 86th Street. There is no best place to see the parade, though the Archbishop usually greets the marchers at St Patrick's Cathedral. Take any subway to Midtown and walk over to Fifth Avenue. Don't try to drive; you won't get very far. Similarly, traffic is affected on all streets surrounding the parade route; a bus will get you nowhere fast.

This year's parade is a tribute to those New York City fire fighters and police officers who gave their lives in the World Trade Center attack.

Cardinal Edward M Egan, Archbishop of New York and the grand marshal of the parade, will walk up the parade route, then return to the Archbishop's usual spot, greeting parade marchers in front of St Patrick's Cathedral. At about 11:30pm, Cardinal Egan will call for a moment of silence, in remembrance of the 9-11-01 victims.

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The agreement is a legal document for protection of the owner as well as the tenant, similar to a tenancy agreement in the UK. The contract usually includes an inventory of items in the property at the time of rental. This is very important to check, as every item outlined on the list must be returned as listed when the tenant leaves, otherwise the deposit (or part of it) may be held by the owner. If you have your own property to rent out, let us organise your contract for the legal safe renting of your property.

The following provisions are contained the in rental contract : • Identification details of both the owner and the tenant • Address and description of property • The contract term • Amount of rent, deposit and payment terms • Any other legal provisions that the parties agree to • Details of property expenses and who is responsible for them • Terms for subletting • Jurisdiction • Inventory

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If your pension is limited, then being on the Costa Blanca will reduce living costs substantially. In general terms a Euro will buy you what a Pound does in the UK. As for a budget, it is possible to live off 1000 euros a month for a retired couple (with no rental or mortgage costs), whereas 1400 euros would be more comfortable and allow for some flights back home, and 1800 euros per month or above will make retirement in Spain easy.

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Sases and phrayings Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

I have a work station.

away.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted pay cheques.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Behind every successful man is his woman.. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk,

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.

I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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happy 8th birthday What’s the craic…..well let me tell ya !!

Come and join us, the TKO media road show at the biggest St Patricks day parade and celebrations in Spain. This event takes place on Saturday 17 March at 3pm at Cabo Roig on the Orihuela Costa, it’s bound to be a fun day out, they’ll be the man himself St Patrick leading the parade, The Torrevieja Pipes and Drums, Classic Cars, Harley Davison bikes and for the kids face painting, bouncy castle and a firework display at 10pm for all.

With anticipated crowds of more that 5000, you need to be there !!!!

For more information visit our website tkofm.com Make sure to pick up your TKO FM 2012 Car Sticker and put it in the rear window of your car as the TKO Spot The Car Sticker Competition starts soon...

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Eat to Beat Menopause If you suffer from uncomfortable symptoms of menopause, relief may be as close as your kitchen. Hot flashes, irritability, and other symptoms can appear as your ovaries decrease production of estrogen. Thankfully, good nutrition will help ease the symptoms of menopause by supplying your changing body with the nutrients necessary for optimal health throughout this transitional phase.

Oily fish: • The drop in estrogen levels which occurs during menopause leaves women more at risk for cardiovascular disease. Omega-3 fatty acids — found in oily fish — seem to have the ability to regulate and lower cholesterol levels in the blood, as well as improving the ratio of good and bad cholesterol. It is this ratio between good and bad cholesterol that is thought to play a key role in heart attack risk, and this is one of the most important effects of omega-3 fatty acids in the diet.

• Sardines have a high amount of EPA, an omega-3 fatty acid. There are 1,200mg of EPA for every 100g of sardines. EPA proved beneficial to women around the time of menopause. Quebec researchers found that their hot flashes decreased by 55 percent after 8 weeks with EPA consumption.

• Sardines are not only rich in omega-3 fatty acids, but also a good source of calcium. One hundred grams of sardines contain 70mg of calcium. Calcium is essential to a woman’s health as she ages, since it helps to build strong bones, thereby reducing the risk of osteoporosis, a condition common among menopausal women. Most women should get at least 1,000 to 1,500 mg of calcium from food per day.

• Fatty fish contains vitamin D. Your body needs vitamin D to absorb calcium. Levels of vitamin D can decline as you get older, so ask your doctor whether you need a supplement.

Nut and seeds: • One ounce (28g) of nuts contains at least 10% of the daily value (DV) for vitamin E, which may help for vaginal dryness, skin and hair condition. One ounce of almonds contains 35% of the DV and one ounce of hazelnuts 20% of the DV. • Most nuts and seeds contain calcium. Once ounce of almonds contains 75mg of calcium.

• One ounce of nuts contains at least 10% of the daily value (DV) for magnesium. Magnesium is the second most commonly deficient mineral in women. Known as nature’s tranquillizer, magnesium also plays a key role in the absorption of calcium that will help protect against osteoporosis during menopause.

• Nuts and seeds are good sources of essential fats. Flaxseeds are par-

ticularly rich in omega-3 fats.

• Like soy, flaxseed, and flaxseed oil contain plant-based estrogens (phytoestrogens) called lignans that may help reduce symptoms of menopause. One study found that women who took phytoestrogens from both soy and flaxseed reduced hot flashes and vaginal dryness, although there was also a significant improvement in symptoms among women who took a placebo.

Whole grains: • Whole wheat, oats, barley and rye, for example, contain zinc and magnesium for libido and mood-boosting. Zinc is a precursor for progesterone which is a hormone that is involved in controlling estrogen. Zinc is also needed to boost the immune system and helps to build strong bones, thereby reducing the risk of osteoporosis.

Pulses and legumes: • It has been found that the phytochemicals in legumes help control estrogen levels, making symptoms connected with menopause less serious.

• Some evidence suggests that eating soy-based foods such as tofu might help reduce certain symptoms of menopause, including hot flashes. That may also explain why women in other cultures, especially the Far East, where soy is a predominant part of the diet, have fewer menopause symptoms.

• Tofu also contains calcium and magnesium for bone health.

Low-fat dairy produce and eggs: • Skimmed milk and yogurt contain calcium and magnesium.

One cup of yogurt would add 345 mgs of calcium to your daily total.

• Eggs contain magnesium, vitamin D, and iron to beat fatigue.

Fruit: • Vitamin-C rich fruit can help to minimize hot flashes and fluid retention.

• Dried fruits, such as figs and apricots, contain calcium and iron.

• Phytoestrogens are plant chemicals that are very similar in structure to estrogen, and may trick your body into thinking it has more estrogen than it really does, potentially diminishing some of the discomforts caused by lower estrogen levels during menopause.

• Boron, on the other hand, seems to increase the body’s ability to hold onto estrogen. It also helps keep our bones strong by decreasing the amount of calcium we excrete each day.

Home Remedies Bloating Bellies

The most effective home remedies for bloating are herbal teas. You can brew chamomile, ginger, peppermint or basil tea. Another option is to add a few drops of clove oil to a glass of water and drink it every morning. This will help improve digestion and release excessive gases. Eucalyptus oil can also be used instead of clove oil. Another effective natural remedy is to boil one tea spoon of ground cinnamon with water. To improve the taste, you can add some honey.

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• The top fruit sources of boron that also contain phytoestrogens are plums and prunes, strawberries, apples, tomatoes, pears, grapes, grapefruit, oranges, and red raspberries.

Vegetables: • Leafy greens, salad items and onions are vitamin-C rich, can help with fluid retention and weight control and are also a source of calcium.

• Sweet potatoes are rich in natural progesterone and vitamin E to help hot flashes. Avocados are also vitamin-E rich.

• The top vegetable sources of boron that also contain phytoestrogens are asparagus, beets, bell peppers, broccoli stems, cabbage, cauliflower, carrots, cucumbers, lettuce, onions, sweet potatoes, and turnips.

Herbs: • Black cohosh is the herb of choice for flashes and night sweats. It is often the most effective choice for balancing hormones.

• Dong quai, nicknamed the “female ginseng,” is one of the foremost herbs used in treating the symptoms of menopause.

• Vitex is a hormone balancer. Use alone or with black cohosh for flashes and dryness.

• Parsley helps with fluid retention.

Food to avoid…

Alcohol: Hinders absorption of calcium and other minerals, and depletes the body’s B-group and C vitamins. High alcohol intake is also strongly linked to hot flashes.

Caffeine-rich foods and drinks such as strong coffee and tea, Red Bull and cola hinder mineral absorption, and can make insomnia and anxiety worse.

Foods high in saturated and trans fats: Pastries, biscuits, fatty meats and other high-fat foods can reduce absorption of the omega-3 and 6 fats and may also hinder calcium absorption.

Salt: Can add to fluid retention and may exacerbate high blood pressure and heart disease.

Hands and Feet feeling dry Do you have any of these problem areas such as dry, tight, cracked, soft or pliable cuticles. Strong, weak, brittle, flaking, discoloured, stained nails. Rough, dry, chapped, soft or smooth skin on hands or feet?

The word manicure (meaning care of hands) and pedicure (meaning care of feet) may help, you can choose to do this yourself or if you are not sure what to do then visit a professional salon.

A lady rang me this week asking what she could do as her nails were dry and flaky.

This can be down to diet change, climate change,(the colder weather slows down blood circulation and nails don´t grow as quickly as in the summer) medication. Diabetes, amongst many more.

You can take vitamin tablets which will help strengthen nails, they are available from supermarkets and they say vitaminas para uñas. It will take upto 3 months to see a distinctive change but also rubbing cuticle oil in for hydration daily and using a nail nourishment and strengthener on the nails will help.

In a salon a therapist can recommend the right products for you to improve the appearance of the hands/feet and nails, by cleansing and nourishing them. Like a hand/foot crème or hydrating mask for very dry skin nourishes and leaves skin softer. Manicure/pedicure is not only a pleasant experience it will also stimulate your blood circulation and feed the nail bed better so encouraging nail growth.

Although the sun does encourage nail growth. Dry areas on hands and feet can benefit a lot from hand and foot scrubs, eliminating dead skin cells and giving a softer appearance, Heel rescue creams, nail nourishment treatments are usually available to buy from the therapist especially for specific areas like heels and peeling nails e.t.c If you would like any advise or are a salon interested in our range of manicure pedicure products, we recommend Kaeso organic line of which we are the exclusive distributor in Spain.

Caroline Biggs Technical advisor K.C.I Hair and Beauty Warehouse and Academy.

Home Remedies Cough

Grapes are one of the most effective home remedies for the treatment of a cough. Grapes tone up the lungs and act as an expectorant, relieving a simple cold and cough in a couple of days. A cup of grape juice mixed with a teaspoon of honey is advised for cough relief.

Almonds are useful for dry coughs. Seven kernels should be soaked in water overnight and the brown skin removed. They should then be ground well to form a fine paste. A quantity of twenty grams each of butter and sugar should then be added to the paste. This paste should be taken in the morning and evening.

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trust wireless remote control for ipad

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ways to speed up your

METABOLISM

Breakfast

Eating first thing in the morning helps stabilise your blood sugar levels and gives your metabolism a kick-start. Having breakfast tells your body you're up and moving about and ready to start burning fat.

Green tea Want to break down fat at a faster rate?

Green tea is said to contain natural properties which increase the metabolism and do just that.

TIP: If you don't like the bitter taste of green tea, go for a blended tea like green tea and orange blossom.

Drink more water Staying well hydrated is essential in helping the body flush out toxins and to produce energy which helps increase your metabolism.

TIP: Fill a two litre bottle of water up every morning and keep sipping from it throughout the day until it's all gone.

Spicy foods Hot food and spices like paprika, chillies and curries give your metabolism a real kick. A fiery dinner can make your heart beat faster and even bring you out in a sweat both signs your body is working harder and therefore burning more energy.

TIP: Add a pinch of paprika to a cup of hot water and lemon juice to start the day.

Aerobic exercise Do exercise that speeds up the heart rate boosts your metabolism.

It even stays at this higher rate for three to four hours after you've finished your workout.

TIP: Taking the stairs at work every day will increase your general fitness levels in a matter of weeks.

Eat little and often Eating small portions of protein, like lean chicken and reduced-fat dairy products, 5-6 times a day keeps your metabolism active and stops you from craving unhealthy food. Therefore reducing the amount of fat you store in all those lumps and bumps!

TIP: If you don't have time to stop for extra meals, a small handful of nuts and seeds will keep your metabolism ticking over in between meals.

Muscle building Building up muscle increases your resting metabolic rate and reduces your body fat levels. People who are really toned will have a slightly higher metabolism all the time, so they can afford to eat the odd treat without worrying too much about their hips!

Vitamin B In order for your body to convert carbohydrates into energy, you really need vitamin B. And it's is also needed for a healthy digestive system.

TIP: Vitamin B6 (a type of vitamin B) can be found in foods like pork, chicken, turkey, cod, eggs and potatoes.

Don't eat sugar When you eat sugar your body turns it to fat if it's not burnt off quickly. Complex sugars, such as oats, brown rice, brown pasta, brown flour and nuts release energy slowly so your body has more chance to use the carbohydrates as energy.

TIP: Swap the sugar in your tea and on your cereal with a spoonful of honey.

Sleep If you're tired because you haven't slept your metabolism won't have had the chance to recharge so it will be slower than normal. Plus your body will crave sweet foods to give it constant bursts of energy. So get a good eight-hour kip so you're ready to start fighting the fat!

TIP: The best temperature to get a good night's sleep is 16-18째.

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This month we have the perfect recipes for steak lovers and also some very tasty vegetarian dishes!

Ingredients 50g butter, softened ½ tsp chopped chilli in oil ½ tsp wholegrain mustard 1 tsp peppercorns, crushed 2 sirloin steaks (175g each, trimmed)

Chilli and Pepper Butter Steak 1.Mix together the butter, chilli, mustard and pepper until well blended, season with a little salt. Using a small sheet of baking parchment, roll the butter into a small cylinder and chill well.

2.Meanwhile, griddle the steaks for 2-3

minutes on each side for a medium result or until desired (adjust timing for rare and well done). Slice the butter into discs and place on top of the steak and serve with a salad or seasonal vegetables.

Fillet Steak with Stilton and Cranberries 1.In a small bowl, mix the cheese, cranberries and chives together.

2.Place the steaks on a chopping board and slice in half horizontally.

Spread two steak halves with the cheese mixture and top with the remaining steak halves.

3.Secure the steaks with butcher’s string or cocktail sticks. Season with salt and roll in the crushed

Ingredients 2 lean fillet steaks 50g/2oz blue cheese, e.g.

Stilton, crumbled 5ml/1tsp dried cranberries, roughly chopped 15ml/1tbsp freshly chopped chives Salt 5ml/1tsp black peppercorns, crushed 30ml/2tbsp oil

pepper.

4.Heat the oil in a large non-stick pan and cook the steaks according to your preference. Transfer to a warm plate and rest for a few minutes.

5.Remove the string or cocktail sticks from the steaks before serving with any pan juices. Serve with sides of your choice.

Steak with Mustard, Soy and Port Sauce Ingredients 2tbsp sunflower oil 4 rump or sirloin steaks, trimmed of fat 200g/7oz mushrooms, sliced or chopped 4tbsp ruby port 200ml/7fl oz beef stock 2tbsp soy sauce 1tsp English mustard

1. Heat the oil in a large, heavy frying pan. Add the steaks and cook over a high heat for 2-4 mins on each side, depending on their thickness and how you like your meat cooked. Remove and keep warm.

2. Add the mushrooms to the pan, lower the heat to medium and fry for about 5 mins until tender, stirring occasionally.

3. Pour in the port, then add the stock, soy sauce and mustard and bring to the boil, whisking to blend.

Bubble for 2 mins until slightly reduced.

4. Return the steaks to the pan, simmer for 1 min then serve with chunky chips, sautéed or new potatoes, plus grilled tomatoes and salad or a green vegetable.

Steak with broccoli and basil hollandaise 1.Cook the potatoes in boiling salted water for 10-15 mins or until tender. Whilst they cook, heat a griddle pan. Rub 5ml/1tsp of olive oil over both sides of the steaks and season with salt and pepper.

2.Prepare the broccoli by washing and trimming a little off the end of each spear. Bring a large pan of lightly salted water to the boil.

3.To make the hollandaise: Melt the butter in a small pan. Place the egg yolk in a blender and with the motor running, slowly pour in the hot butter, then blend until the mixture thickens.

Stir in the lemon, basil and salt and pepper to

taste.

4.Cook the steaks on a hot griddle pan for 1012 mins or until cooked to your liking.

5.Meanwhile, cook the broccoli in boiling water for 3 mins or until just cooked. Drain well in a colander. Keep warm.

6.Drain the potatoes, return to the pan then lightly crush them with a fork, stir in 1tbsp of olive oil, spring onions and plenty of seasoning.

7.Divide the potatoes between four plates, then arrange the steaks and a few broccoli spears on each, spoon over the hollandaise and serve.

Ingredients 350g/12oz new potatoes 4 (150g) sirloin steaks 15ml/1tbsp + 5ml/1tsp olive oil 2 spring onions, finely sliced

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400g broccoli 50g/2oz butter 1 large egg yolk 10ml/2tbsp lemon juice 2tbsp of fresh basil leaves, chopped Salt and freshly ground black pepper

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Baked Romano Peppers 1.Preheat the oven to 200°C/400°F/Gas Mark 6. Halve the peppers lengthways and deseed, without removing the stalks. Place on a baking tray lined with baking parchment.

2.Spoon the lentils into the pep-

per halves and top with the tomatoes and mozzarella. Drizzle with oil and season. Bake in the oven for 20–25 minutes, or until the peppers are soft.

3.Scatter over the basil and serve with crusty French bread.

Calzone al Dolcelatte Ingredients For the dough: 2 pinches of salt 2tsp dried yeast Approx 280ml warm water 360g strong plain flour, plus extra for dusting 2tbsp extra virgin olive oil, plus extra for greasing For the filling: 450g dolcelatte, cold

and cut into cubes 75g freshly grated Pecorino cheese 80g rocket leaves, chopped 75g crushed pistachio nuts Pinch of freshly grated nutmeg 4tbsp extra virgin olive oil Salt and pepper to taste

Ingredients 180g pack sweet Romano peppers 126g pack ready to eat puy lentils 75g baby plum tomatoes, halved 75g mozzarella, torn into chunks 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil 12.5g fresh basil leaves

1.To make the dough, mix the salt and yeast together in a jug with the water. Place the flour into a large bowl, make a well in the centre and add the water mixture along with the olive oil. Use a wooden spoon to mix everything together to create a wet dough.

2.Turn out the dough onto a clean, wellfloured surface and work it with your hands for about 5 mins or until smooth and elastic.

Shape into 6 balls, place on a tray and cover with a tea-towel. Leave in a warm place to rise for at least 30 mins until the dough has nearly doubled in size. Meanwhile, preheat the oven to 200ºC (400°F / gas mark 6).

3.Once rested, turn the balls out onto a floured surface and use your hands to push

Swede, Leek and Potato Gratin Ingredients 1tbsp olive oil 15g butter 350g leeks, thinly sliced 1 clove garlic, crushed 500g King Edward potatoes, peeled and cut into

out from the centre, creating six round discs, about 18cm in diameter. Place the pizza bases on two oiled baking trays.

4.To make the dolcelatte filling, mix all the ingredients in a large bowl and divide equally between the six pizza bases. (Make sure that you place the filling on only one half of the disc).

5.Gently fold one side of the pizza disc on top of the other creating a half moon shape.

Brush the edges with cold water and pinch the damp edges together ensuring you seal the half moon-shaped calzone properly.

6.Cook in the middle of the oven for about 20 mins or until golden brown. Once ready, rest them on a rack for approximately 1 min and enjoy with a cold beer.

1.Preheat the oven to 190ªC, gas mark 5. Melt the oil and butter together in a frying pan and add the matchsticks leek and garlic. Cook gen1 medium swede, peeled tly for 5 minutes until softand cut into matchsticks 6–8 bay Leaves (fresh), torn ened but not coloured.

2.Combine the leek mixin half ture, potatoes and swede 150ml whipping cream in a buttered 1.5 litre shal150ml semi-skimmed milk low ovenproof dish and

season, layering in the bay leaves as you go. Mix the cream and milk together and pour over the vegetables.

3.Bake for 1 hour until the vegetables are tender and the top golden. Cover with foil if the gratin browns too much. Serve with a salad or steamed broccoli.

Roasted Vegetable Bake Ingredients 1 tbsp olive oil 2 small red onions, sliced 1 large red pepper, deseeded and cut into chunks 150g open cup mushrooms 2 courgettes, sliced 6 large British Lion eggs 3 tbsp chopped flat parsley

1.Preheat the oven to 200C/Fan 180C/Gas Mark 6. Put all the vegetables in a square baking tray or roasting tin, add the oil and salt and pepper and toss well to mix. Roast for 15-20mins or until golden and tender.

2.Beat the eggs together until smooth. Stir the parsley and eggs into the vegetables and return to the oven for a further 10mins or until the egg is set. Leave to cool in the tin for 5 mins before cutting into wedges and serving warm with salad.

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The scent of winter Stock

The scientific name is Mattihola Incana but this plant is more commonly known as the wallflower or stock. Grown in the Meditteranean basin, central Asia and South Africa it has also been cultivated since ancient times in the Canary Islands.

Information about the Wallflower There are many species such as the Campocon Stock with its eye catching flowers and sweet perfume or the Yellow Stock with its therapeutic properties.

Wallflowers have strong, straight stems growing up to 60cm in height. The leaves are lanced shaped and form clusters. The flowers are attractive and wonderfully scented. Some have singular flowers and some grow as doubles in a rainbow of colours from purple to white.

These plants can be grown in pots or in groups in garden flower beds. They thrive and flower abundantly if planted in direct sunlight or semi shade.

The best time of year to plant them is in the autumn although in a temperate climate such as ours they can be planted all year round. They cope well with dry soil and are sensitive to excessive dampness.

It is important to plant wallflowers in soil rich in nutrients to prevent the lower leaves from becoming yellow. Too much fertilizer is not recommended as this

will darken the leaves. Continuous dead heading will encourage prolonged flowering. Stocks can be cut and arranged in a vase for indoors. They usually last about ten days if the water is changed every two days.

Many famous Spanish writers have been inspired by the stock. Rafael Alberti portrayed it as a symbol of his native Cadiz, using it as a metaphor for the love of the sun, the folklore and the drama of the people of Andalucía. Frederico Garcia Lorca spoke of its perfume in his poems. However, it was the Italian botanist, Pierandrea Matthioli, born in Siena in 1500 who gave his name to the plant “matthiola incana” in recognition for the important categorizing of plants and flowers he carried out in the botanical gardens of Florence.

The winter stock, with its elegance, colour and exquisite perfume is a perfect example of how a common garden plant can be simple but so very beautiful.

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Top Ten Flowers Sold Worldwide 1. Rose

2.Chrysanthemum It sIymbolizes fidelity, optimism, joy and long life. A red chrysanthemum conveys love; a white chrysanthemum symbolizes truth and loyal love while a yellow chrysanthemum symbolizes slighted love.

It signifies love in its various forms. Its symbolism varies based on color, variety and number.A red rose is an unmistakable expression of love.White is the color of purity, chastity and innocence.

5. Carnation

4. Lily It symbolizes purity and refined beauty. White lily symbolizes modesty and virginity, orange lily symbolizes passion, yellow lily symbolizes gaiety while Lily of the Valley symbolizes sweetness and purity of heart. The Easter lily is the symbol of the Virgin Mary.

It symbolizes pride and beauty. A red carnation symbolizes love, pride and admiration; a pink carnation symbolizes the love of a woman or a mother; a purple carnation symbolizes capriciousness; a yellow carnation symbolizes disdain, rejection or disappointment.

3.Tulip It signifies a declaration of love. It also symbolizes fame and perfect love.

6. Gerbera It belongs to the daisy family and therefore assumes the symbolism associated with the daisy flower. Gerbera specifically conveys cheerfulness.

7. Freesia It symbolizes innocence, thoughtfulness, sweetness, friendship, and trust.

Freesias are very poularly used in the perfume, scented oils and baths and other related industries.

8.Cymbidium Cymbidiums' symbolism of virtue and morality is still recognized by enthusiasts, and in Asian cultures it is considered an honor to give or receive the Asian Cymbidium as a gift. As in ancient times, the Asian Cymbidium is considered the gift of respect and friendship

9.Alstroemeria Alstroemeria flower is symbolic of wealth, prosperity and fortune. It is also the flower of friendship.

Alstroemeria flowers have no fragrance.

10.Gypsophila The botanical name means "lover of chalk" as this is the sort of soil the plant likes to grow in. Its popular name, baby's breath, gives an indication of its delicate airy appearance. It symbolizes pure of heart and Innocence.

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Alicante

Sally A place for everyone by Bengtsson

Alicante is a lovely place to visit, with something to offer everyone.

Overlooking most of the city is the Castle of Santa Barbara, on the top of Mount Benacantil. At a height of 166 metres, it is one of the largest medieval fortresses in Spain, built in the ninth century by Muslims. The climb to the top is well worth the effort, for an amazing view of Alicante and its stunning harbour. The walk from the Plaza de Carmen is an experience in itself, through narrow winding streets. If you are not up to the uphill climb there is an elevator in the core of Mount Benacantil itself, and the castle can also be reached by car, but parking spaces are scarce.

Entry to the castle is free. A return trip by the elevator from the ground floor costs € 2.40.

The ticket machine is near the end of the tunnel. Insert your money, press the large green "A" button, then "Ticket", and your ticket will be printed. Maps are provided. Travelling between the two castle levels is free.

From April to September, the castle is open from 10:00 to 22:00, while the elevator runs from 10:00 to 20:00. From October to March, the castle is open from 10:00 to 20:00, and the elevator from 10:00 to 19:30.

The Archaeological Museum of Alicante (MARQ), at the Plaza del Doctor Gómez Ulla, founded in 1932, has avant-garde design and uses modern audiovisual techniques, with more than 80,000 pieces found at local archaeological sites. It shows educational movies about the history of the area from the Stone Age, through Iberian and Roman eras, to medieval times. It is open Tuesday to Saturday from 10:00 to 19:00, and Sunday and holidays from 10:00 to 14:00.

The Gravina Museum of Fine Arts (MUBAG), at Calle Gravera 9, in the old town, shows local fine arts and some excellent artwork by Spanish artists, displayed over 3 floors.

The Asegurada Museum of Modern Art (MACA), at the Plaza de Santa María, 3, is open Monday-Saturday, 10:00-20:00; and Sundays and holidays, 10:00-14:00. On display are a few works by world-famous artists of the XX century: Pablo Picasso, Georges Braque, Julio González, Juan Gris, Joan Miró, as well as art collections by two local artists Eusebio Sempere and Juana Francés. Free entry.

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The old town of Alicante is roughly the triangular area enclosed by the Rambla de Méndez Núnez, the Explanada de Espanya, and Mount Benacantil. It is touristfriendly, the old, narrow streets make for an enjoyable wander provided you don't get yourself lost. Here you'll also find the town hall, cathedral, an old covent, and several more art museums.

In the heart of the city is Postiguet Beach, which is popular during the day and fairly busy during the evening when it's illuminated by sodium street lights. These give the beach and breaking waves a surreal effect. With a bit of travelling (by bus or tram), you can reach a spacious 7km long San Juan Beach, which is considered to be one of the finest in Spain. There are several companies near the port which offer boat trips, from 45-minute excursions on a catamaran to all-day trips to the island of Tabarca. Prices vary.

Las Hogueras de San Juan is the most important festival in the city. The celebration takes place in June. Throughout Alicante, enormous monuments are constructed and burned at the end of the festival.

In October is the “Moros y Cristianos” festival in various small towns around the Alicante region. Locals dress up in colourful costumes as Medieval Moorish and Christian warriors and knights. Live camels and elephants can sometimes be seen in street processions. In some areas, temporary wooden castles are built and mock battles are waged. Loud gunpowder canons are discharged into the air, and fireworks can last late into the night.

Alicante is a great place for shopping. There are market stalls along the Explanda d'Espanya selling beads, clothes, flags etc. If you want to see how the locals shop, head into town down the Rambla de Méndez Núnez then turn West on the Avenue de Alfonso El Sabio, and you'll find the city's main market, the Mercado Central de Alicante (38°20'52.5"N 0°29'9.6"W). It is open until about 14:30 or so most days, the two levels sell all the fresh meat, seafood, cheeses, fruit and vegetables anyone could need. If you exit the market through the back, you'll find the flower sellers in a small outdoor square. And the city centre offers all the main chain shops, including two Corte Ingles stores and all the most popular stores in Spain.

Nightlife is concentrated in Old Town, called El Barrio or El Casco Antiguo, with dozens of bars and clubs along the narrow streets. Another focal point is the eastern rim of the marina, in and around the casino, where things start and end later.

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New Movie Reviews Dr Seuss’ The Lorax

Animation / Family / Fantasy. Due release date: 30 March 2012

Description

A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams.

To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature who fights to protect his world.

Critics Reviews ReelViews: “The result is solidly entertaining - not quite as good as "Horton Hears a Who" or "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" - but unquestionably better than "The Cat in the Hat." The Hollywood Reporter:” Armed with a splendid voice cast and a gorgeously-rendered 3D-CG landscape, Dr. Seuss' The Lorax entertains while delivering it's pro-environmental, anti-greed message wrapped in a bright package of primary colors that truly pop.”

Entertainment Weekly: “The movie is like a less original "WALLE," but it's still vibrant and touching.”

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This Means War

Comedy / Action / Romance. Due release date: 9 March 2012 Description

Two top CIA operatives wage an epic battle against one another after they discover they are dating the same woman. .

Critics Reviews The New York Times: “Perfectly acceptable watched on the back of an airline seat or at home while you're doing housework.”

Christian Science Monitor: “The best you can say about This Means War is that it would make a good date movie for couples in the witness protection program.”

The Hollywood Reporter: “This perfectly dreadful romantic action comedy manages to embarrass its three eminently attractive leading players in every scene, making this an automatic candidate for whatever raspberries or golden turkeys or other dubious awards may be given in future for the films of 2012.”

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Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Description As Johnny Blaze hides out in Eastern Europe, he is called upon to stop the devil, who is trying to take human form.

Action / Fantasy / Thriller.

Out Now! Critics Reviews

The New York Times: “The film, though, has some redeeming qualities, including the presence of Idris Elba as the obligatory good guy, who encourages Johnny to get Danny into the protective custody of a religious order. ” New York Daily News: “With his (Cage) over-thetop delivery and operatically intense facial expressions, there's no way anyone could accuse him of phoning this one in.”

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New York Post: “The only part of this movie anyone's ever going to remember is the pair of scenes in which Ghost Rider pees flame. ”

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Book Reviews I’ve Got Your Number Poppy Wyatt has never felt luckier. She is about to marry the ideal man, Magnus Tavish, but in one afternoon her 'happy ever after' begins to fall apart.

Not only has she lost her engagement ring but in the panic that followed, she has now lost her phone. As she paces shakily round the hotel foyer she spots an abandoned phone in a bin. Finders keepers! Now she can leave a number for the hotel to contact her when they find her ring. Perfect!

Well, perfect except the phone's owner, businessman Sam Roxton doesn't

The Snow Child

small figure - a snow girl. The next morning, their creation has gone, and they see a child running through the spruce trees. Gradually this child - an elusive, untameable little girl who hunts with a fox and is more at ease in the savage landscape than in the homestead - comes into their lives.

But as their love for the snow child and for the land she opens up to them grows, so too does their awareness that it, and she, may break their hearts.

by John and CaroleE Barrowman

Lots of twins have a special connection - being able to finish each other's sentences; sensing what the other is thinking; perhaps even knowing when the other is in trouble or in pain - but for 12-year-old twins, Matt and Emily Calder, the connection is beyond special. Together, the twins have extraordinary powers. They are able to bring art to life, or enter paintings at will. Their abilities are sought by villains trying to access the terrors of Hollow Earth - a

Kill Alex Cross

place where all the demons, devils and creatures ever imagined lie trapped for eternity. The twins flee with their mother to the security of an island, off the west coast of Scotland, where their grandfather has certain protective… more » powers of his own. But too much is at stake, and the twins aren't safe there either. The villains will stop at nothing to find Hollow Earth and harness the powers within...

by James Patterson

Detective Alex Cross is one of the first on the scene of the biggest case he's ever been part of. The President's son and daughter have been abducted from their school - an impossible crime, but somehow the kidnapper has done it. Alex does everything he can but is shunted to the fringes of the investigation. Someone powerful doesn't want Cross too close. A deadly contagion in the DC water supply threatens to cripple the capital, and Alex sees the looming shape of the most devastating attack the United States has

GoodRead Readers Reviews

“Fans of Sophie Kinsella definitely won't be disappointed by her latest agree. He wants his phone back and addition to the fun, frothy chick lit doesn't appreciate Poppy reading all his messages and wading into his per- canon.” sonal life.

“Sophie Kinsella has done it again!

What ensues is a hilarious and unpre- Her novel ‘I’ve Got Your Number’ is well written, fun, zainy, and completely dictable turn of events as Poppy and enthralling. I finished this book in a Sam increasingly upend each other's few hours as I couldn’t put it down.” lives through emails and text messages. As Poppy juggles wedding “I didn't hate this book but there were preparations, mysterious phone calls and hiding her left hand from Magnus a few things that kept me from loving it. Namely that it felt like a partial reand his parents... she soon realises that she is in for the biggest surprise of tread from Kinsella's Shopaholic books.” her life.

by Eowyn Ivey

A bewitching tale of heartbreak and hope set in 1920s Alaska Jack and Mabel hope that a fresh start in 'Alaska, our newest homeland' will enable them to put the strain of their childless marriage behind them. But the northern wilderness proves as unforgiving as it is beautiful: Jack fears that he will collapse under the strain of creating a farm, and the lonely winter eats its way into Mabel's soul. When the first snow falls, the couple find themselves building a

Hallow Earth

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ever experienced. He is already working flat-out on the abduction, and this massive assault pushes Cross completely over the edge. With each hour that passes, the chance of finding the children alive diminishes. In an emotional private meeting, the First Lady asks Alex to please save her kids. But even the highest security clearance doesn't get him any closer to the kidnapper - and Alex makes a desperate decision that goes against everything he believes in.

GoodRead Readers Reviews “Eowyn Ivey’s first novel, The Snow Child, is so wonderful that I am very nearly lost for words.”

“I loved this book! It was like reading a fairytale for adults.”

“I sometimes found myself completely swallowed up in this book. The wilds of 1920's Alaska, never ending dark days of winter and the midnight sun of summer, set the background for a tale on the brink of both reality and fairy tale.”

GoodRead Readers Reviews “This was a fantastic and refreshing read. It has great characters and a good plot that kept me wanting to get back to it every chance I could.”

“A children's book in the Harry Potter genre. An absorbihg read, exciting to the end. More to come I would think as there is not a conclusive ending.

Well written and easily accessible to children”

GoodRead Readers Reviews “I was a bit disappointed in this one.

I know most discerning readers have left Patterson behind. But I've been with him for many years, long before he became a factory.”

“James Patterson delivers again.

This novel starts off with immediate action.”

“Another excellent outing by both James Patterson and Alex Cross.”

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Aggression in Dogs Aggression is the most common problem I receive from people wishing to book a consultation with me. Being a dog behaviourist, people donʼt tend to call me for problems such as pulling on the lead and poor recall.

Sadly, in my opinion it is a problem that is on the increase and I think it is a reflection of the current mood of society.

Aggression is something I cure on a weekly dogs”. basis. The great thing about dogs is that they When I meet an aggressive dog on a consullive in the moment, so unlike a human, who tation, my first mission is to gain the respect would have to probably go to therapy for sev- of the dog by instilling rules in the relationeral months and only notice little change, ship and to drain their energy with a run dogs can change from an aggressive state to alongside my electric bicycle. I clip them onto a calm state in an instant, providing the the fitted dog lead and away we go. This is a owner or handler has the correct energy and wonderful moment, to see dogs who have is communicating the correct signals to the been denied one of their basic needs, blosdog. som, as their frustrated energy drains away Aggression is caused by one of, or a mixture with each turn of the bicycleʼs wheel. It is imof the following: portant to realize rules of nature and to re1 - Poor breeding, where one or both of the member what each species was put on this parents displayed aggression. earth to do.

2 - Lack of socialization, where a puppy was Birds fly, fish swim and dogs walk. not introduced to people or other dogs during Dogs have taught me to follow their network the first sixteen weeks. and live in the moment. This is a vital state of 3 - The dog is unwell and suffering from an mind for me, as when I am with the dog, no injury or illness. part of me is thinking about what the dog did 4 - Frustration, due to a lack of exercise and in the past. Because of this the dog picks up dominance, because the dog rules the peothat my energy towards him is positive and ple in the household. not negative. I am not expecting the dog to Frustration and dominance is by far the most bite or attack. I am with the dog and my feelcommon cause of aggressive dogs. ings towards him are a mixture of joy and There are so many people who adopt a dog peace. In life you get back what you give out, or buy a puppy and fail to meet one of the so for me it is positive thoughts only. most basic needs of a dog - exercise. There I have been called out to consultations, are many dogs who get little or no exercise, where I am the dog’s last hope. or only get to run around their garden. Dogs The dog has bitten someone and every other are well aware that the garden is an extenorganization or behaviourist have advised sion of the house, so this can never be a that the dog be put to sleep. In my opinion substitute for the walk. the professionals who advise of this, should If your dog does not get the correct amount of exercise Exercise, along with rules, helps to avoid aggression. and is also dominant over you and other family members, this is a recipe for aggression. A book from 1893 entitled, ʻHints to Beginners Dogsʼ, stated the following: “The question of exercise is a point to which too much attention can scarcely be directed, as by neglecting this most important subject much evil will certainly befall the

not be working with animals. Because as far as I am concerned, if a dog has a heart beat then he can change for the better. Who are these people to advise of such an atrocity. If one of their human family members started to show aggressive behaviour, would they advise the same wickedness.

In every one of the cases where I am the last hope for the dog, each have been a result of a lack of exercise and dominance because the human has given the dog no rules to follow.

How many dogs have been put to sleep worldwide, simply because the owners didnʼt provide these basic needs? The closest way of bonding with any dog is by walking them.

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So go and get the lead and It is vital that a puppy is begin to beproperly socialized during come your their first sixteen weeks. dogs best friend.

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Roger Rabbit

Secret To Happiness: Ability to blow water out of nose; having no particular place to be.

Favourite Thing: Hurrying anyway.

Secret To Happiness: Seizing the day; seeing the silver lining; dressing up like a bear occasionally.

Favourite Thing: Literally everything.

Secret To Happiness: Looking adversity in the face and squawking contentedly at it.

Favourite Thing: Apartment-grade carpeting.

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Chris Crocodile

Secret To Happiness: An abiding awareness that life is a series of profound absurdities that are beyond his control and, more importantly, not his fault.

Favourite Thing: Mostly just seal stuff.

Secret To Happiness: A high-minded and esoteric sense of humor.

Favourite Thing: Cat food.

Secret To Happiness: Lives in a river.

Favourite Thing: Probably biting things

Susan Sloth

Secret To Happiness: Strong sense of self worth.

Secret To Happiness: An unshakeable belief that the simple things in life require all of our at- Favourite Thing: Looking smug. tention all of the time.

Favourite Thing: Drooling.

Freddie Fish

Secret To Happiness: Taking life as it comes.

Favourite Thing: Being the second-most poisonous vertebrate on the planet.

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Fiat presents the first official images of the new Fiat 500L, the new model which will have its world preview at the 2012 International Geneva Motor Show in March.

The L stands for 'Large' it's the new addition to the 500 range, which, following the Abarth and Cabrio versions, furthers the brand's strategy, with the aim of extending its offer by introducing models in a position to satisfy different types of customers With the 'L', the 500 expands and grows together with customers, to accommodate new experiences and needs once more.

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With MPV passenger space combined with the feel of a small SUV on the road and the restrained dimensions and efficiency of a B segment car, the new Fiat model defies the conventional distinctions between the various segments, combining the typical characteristics of different categories in order to create a distinctive alternative to the traditional B and C segments.

With the Fiat 500L, the Fiat brand demonstrates its creative spirit once more: a marriage of functionality and emotion, it features a 5-seater singlevolume structure which is 414 cm long, 178 cm wide and 166 cm high. It is a further development of the concept of 'cab forward' introduced by Fiat with the 600 Multipla, a precursor to the concept of the compact people carrier.

Produced at the Fiat factory in Kragujevac, Serbia, 500L is a 'first car' for those who won't settle for anything less than Italian style, the versatility that comes from a functional design and engine technology that sets the bar in terms of efficiency.

The Fiat 500L will be introduced to Europe in the last quarter of 2012, with an engine range which will initially comprise two petrol engines (TwinAir and 1.4-litre) and a turbodiesel engine (1.3 MultiJet II) and the most advanced, state-of-the-art technology from Fiat Group Automobiles.

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BlueMoon Solutions is the computer and IT services company on the Costa Blanca. We aim to provide high quality computer services at realistic prices - we specialise in providing services to small businesses and home users

For all your home and business computer needs Welcome to this month’s computer article written by Richard from BlueMoon Solutions

Become a designer!

Fancy yourself as a bit of a designer?

Well this month we give you the tools to put yourself to the test and the ability to create 3d plans in minutes – and all for free!

Whether you are planning to build an extension, move house, re-design your garden or just want to check different layouts in a room before you go moving heavy furniture around I have a couple of websites for you.

can use your username and password to get access to the website. From here you will see your “dashboard” and will have an overview of your projects that you are working on – the free version of the website allows you to create just one design, but if you like it and want to use it more then for just 9€ a year you can have up to

Floor Planner – www.floorplanner.com – allows you to build two dimensional graphic design drawings to minute detail, adding stairs, floors, furniture and even garden plants and cars!

Once you have your design the way you want it, at the click of a button you can turn your masterpiece into a 3d model viewable from any angle you choose.

To get started you need to visit the website and register, you can do this by clicking the “sign up” button in the top right hand corner of the screen. You will need to enter your email address and create a password and then you will be ready to go.

Once you validate your email address you

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5. This website will also allow you to print your designs to scale and export high resolution images.

If you would like to see more you can have a look at http://tinyurl.com/floor-plannerdemo where you will find a video demonstration of what you could do using the website.

If that doesn’t get your creative spirit going, then back on the floor planner website there is a gallery of featured designs to have a play with. Each one can be viewed either in 2d or 3d with the facility

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to zoom in and out of the design – bear in mind that some of these designs are quite large and therefore could take some time to appear on your computer screen depending on the speed of your computer and Internet connection.

Once you have created your perfect place, how about designing each individual room? Well with www.mydeco.com you can. This website does pretty much exactly the same as the floorplanner.com site but in a different style – as you build the room it’s shown in 3d in the top left hand portion of the screen all the time and you can change the camera angle and height to enable you to design the perfect room. Where this design tool comes into its own is with the amount of coverings and soft furnishings available to use. Not only can you build the room and add furniture, you can also carpet, paint and wallpaper it to your heart’s content!

Using these tools and a little effort, you should be able to design most anything that you need – have fun!

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atives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

A Scottish couple decided to fly to the Costa Blanca to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same Benidorm hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw on the computer screen...

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left GLASGOW and flew to Alicante on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel.. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realising his error, sent the email.

To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones...

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Blackpool , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who died following a heart attack.

Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was..

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from rel-

P.S. Bloody hot down here!

Surnames Only The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds fa-

Heroe’s Death A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of hightestosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!'"

St. Peter was impressed.

"When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago."

miliarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling."

"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..."

A small boy has a school homework question to answer, so he asks his father "Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?"

His dad thinks and then says "Rightho son, go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million quid."

The boy toddles off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would! She would sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."

"OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same question."

The boy toddles off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would too!"

So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask your brother if he'd sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."

The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he would too!"

"Well there you have it, son," said his dad. "Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid. Realistically we're living with two tarts and a poof."

A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.

"That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?"

"Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing...

She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly from above a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.

Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice.

She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut a hole.

The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?" The voice replied, "No, this is the manager of the ice-hockey rink."

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to be joking A woman desperately looking for work went into a factory. The personnel manager looked over her resume and regretfully explained to her that he had nothing worthy of her talents. The woman answered that she really needed work and would take almost anything. The personnel manager hemmed and hawed and finally said that he did have a low-skill job on the Tickle Me Elmo line, but nothing else.

The woman happily accepted his offer. He took her down to the line, explained her duties, and told her to report at 8:00 AM the next day.

The next day at 8:45 there was a knock at the personnel manager's door. The Tickle Me Elmo line manager came in and started ranting about the woman who had just been hired. After listening to how badly backed up the assembly line was, the personnel manager suggested that the line manager show him the problem.

Together they went down to the line and, sure enough, Elmos were

THE BOSS All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in.

They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line was the woman who had just been hired.

She had pulled over a roll of the material used for the Elmos, and had a big bag of marbles. They both watched as she cut a little piece of fabric, took two marbles, and started sewing them between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager started laughing uncontrollably. Finally, he pulled himself together, walked over to the new employee, and said, "I'm sorry. I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you to do was give Elmo two test tickles."

Lifes Tech Support Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks, Troubled User.....

REPLY: Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just EVERYTHING!!! an asshole.

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once inA mother and her young son were flying Ryanair from Dublin to stalled. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to Malaga. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs Support. and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I planes?" suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! Because ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system asked the flight attendant, will return to normal anyway.

"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife don't big planes have baby planes?"

1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 42.0 The busy flight attendant smiled and said, "Did your mother tell However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will you to ask me?" cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of is to purchase additional softThe boy said, "Yes, she did." ware. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

The moral of the story?

"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Ryanair always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 10 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

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Thinking caps on for this one! Answers in next month’s edition.

Across 1. Dispur is the capital of which state in north-eastern India?

(5) 4. Which eight-legged predatory arachnid has an unsegmented body consisting of a fused head and thorax and a rounded abdomen? (6) 9. Which tool with a shaped opening or jaws used for gripping and turning a nut or bolt, is known as a ‘wrench’ in the US? (7) 10. Which word means ‘unable to bend or be forced out of shape’? (5) 11. Which wild goat with long, thick ridged horns and a beard, is found in the mountain areas of Eurasia and northern Africa? (4) 12. What name is often given to a dugout used by troops as a shelter against enemy fire or as a firing point? (7) 13. What is the usual abbreviation for hundredweight? (3) 14. What is the name given to a small wingless jumping insect that feeds on the blood of mammals and birds? (4) 16. Which dish of meat and vegetables is cooked slowly in liquid in a closed dish or pan? (4) 18. What is the SI unit of electrical resistance? (3) 20. Which city is the state capital of Michigan? (7) 21. According to the New Testament, what was the name elder of the twin sons of Isaac and Rebecca, who sold his

birthright to his brother Jacob? (4) 24. Which bass instrument of the violin family is held upright on the floor between the legs of the seated player? (5) 25. Which small, soft, log-shaped cakes made of choux pastry are filled with cream and typically topped with chocolate icing? (7) 26. Which small passerine bird of the finch family Fringillidae has the scientific name Carduelis cannabina? (6) 27. Which weapon with a pointed tip, typically of steel, and a long shaft, is used for thrusting or throwing? (5) Down 1. What name is given to the descent down a nearly vertical surface using a doubled rope secured to a rope around the body and attached to some higher point? (6) 2. Which British pop group originally consisted of Noddy Holder, Dave Hill, Jim Lea and Don Powell? (5) 3. Which aromatic plant, native to temperate regions of the Old World, has several kinds that are used as culinary herbs? (4) 5. From the Greek for ‘exasperate’, what name is given to a ‘sudden attack or violent expression of a particular emotion or activity’? (8) 6. Which delicately scented Eurasian wild rose with pink or white flowers, commonly grows in hedgerows? (3,4) 7. Which long, narrow landlocked sea separates Africa from the Arabian Peninsula? (3,3) 8. What name is given to a small rented farm, especially one in Scotland, comprising a plot of arable land attached to a house and with a right of pasturage held in common with other such farms? (5) 13. What is the name of the woman’s loose-fitting undergarment for the upper body, typically held up by shoulder straps and having decorative trimming?

(8) 15. Which fatty substance found naturally on sheep’s wool is extracted as a yellowish viscous mixture of esters and used as a base for ointments?

(7) 17. Which sweet but poisonous syrupy liquid is used as an antifreeze and solvent? (6) 18. In the television soap opera Coronation Street, what was the surname of the characters Stan and Hilda, played by actors Bernard Youens and Jean Alexander? (5) 19. What title is given to an officer on a ship who keeps the accounts, especially the head steward on a passenger vessel? (6) 22. What name is given to the series of vertebrae that extends from the skull to the small of the back?

(5) 23. What is the name of the mountain system extending in a curve from the coast of southeast France through northwest Italy, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, and southern Germany into Austria? (4)

Solutions to last month’s crossword Across: 1 Steel, 4 Jurors, 9 Allende, 10 Spare, 12 Chalice, 13 Poe, 14 Jane, 16 Last, 18 Joe, 20 Imagine, 21 Fiji, 24 Horse, 25 Mae west, 26 Ramsey, 27 Niece.

Down: 1 Searle, 2 Ellen, 3 Linz, 5 Unstable, 6 Ovaries, 7 Seeger, 8 Recce, 13 Pekinese, 15 Anagram, 17 Zither, 18 Jemmy, 19 Big toe, 22 Irene, 23/11 Sean Long.

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Taurus 20 April - 20 May

This is a month which you realize that your hard work and dedication boost your ambition for success. Keep striving this month as you will find recognition and esteem through your efforts. Continue to be a leader and not a follower and your expectations will succeed.

Taurus will find that possibly there may be much work to do this month that includes a Libra. Other possibilities include re-harmonizing your daily life, health and environment. This may be due to the eclipse bringing a shock of change to your dreams, hopes, plans and schedule. Now you will need to make a fresh start. While this may not make you happy, you must simply stride forward.

Keep your head up, something better will occur.

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Gemini 21 May - 21 June March is the month during horoscope 2012 for the Gemini to allow others to be vocal and express what they need, want, know and think. In this way you will nourish those that you care about that are feeling a little inadequate around you. Your natural Gemini nature will also help others to solve problems that they may be experiencing this month. Neglect nothing and do not over look anyone. Pay careful attention to those words and practice them.

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Cancer 22 June - 22 July Your creativity is the focus this month and for the next several months for both you and your children and your combined creativity. Priorities have passed , emphasis has shifted and the beauty and the balance of your home are essential. This is due to Mercury retro which may create chaos and disorder. During the retro, do not try to learn anything new, especially at work. Your home will be your focus and creative thought and endeavors will evolve.

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Leo 23 July - 22 August

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Virgo 23 August - 22 September

This month may find you deciding if real estate is a means to insure your future, your creativity, your foundation and your wealth. You may be considering looking beyond your comfort zone. Take the decision slowly and do not jump in. You may find issues arise regarding secret family issues. Keep your guard up and guide the family.

What could be a chaotic situation is balanced by the Virgo’s careful handling of money and resources this month. Something overabundant occurs. Something that was not seen comes to light.

Something that is kept secret must be handled carefully. You may find that this month you plan a trip to visit family that lives a distance. Now is the time to plan.

Strange Facts In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes.

Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution.

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Libra 23 September - 23 October This may be a month that it may be necessary to ask for financial help. There are many people willing to assist you, but be certain to make certain that you ask from someone you trust. Take the resources, which are currently yours and be sure to maintain and upgrade them, making them more attractive and valuable. You may need to ask for assistance. Just be careful not to be careless with resources. Protect them, share them and most of all appreciate them. With Mercury retro, you must be aware that communication and computers fall by the wayside. Do not take it personally. Everything is tired during this time.

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You will find although you might want to share your plans, this is not the time to do so. You must be better prepared to avoid the critical views that others will have. Look up old friends that you have not contacted in some time. If there is a mends to make, make the first step. This will help to ensure a purified, bright and clean reality.

March of horoscope 2012 may find the Sagittarian emphasizing on personal problems and seeing yourself more limited than normal.

Should you find that you are experiencing these emotions/behavior, only focus on this behavior for a few minutes each day and then stop. If you don’t you are not doing yourself good, only criticizing yourself. Pray instead. Virtue is a much greater reward.

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This may be the month during the horoscope year that the Capricorn begins to expand friendships seeking new friends. This may be because you are experiencing a change in your interests and capacities. Although you may be broadening your group of friends, do not neglect the old and tend carefully to your present relationships. You have caring friends that care for you and you for them even as you expand your horizons and concentrate on a realistic new future. Do not be too busy for your current friends.

Aquarius 20 January - 18 February

This month of the horoscope year finds the Aquarian in the spotlight where some of you may belong while other Aquarians will feel uncomfortable. Nevertheless, there you are and you may find that high-level people take a liking to get to know you. You may have honor and praise bestowed upon you, and even a possible promotion. For the Aquarius that is not working at corporate level, you will discover the means to create new personal tactics for success and personal satisfaction.

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Pisces 19 February - 20 March The world is entering the season of darkness and then light and for the Pisces, religious matters and festivals are important. You begin to focus on the future and what it has in store for you. Do not stop creating your destiny. Plan. Do away with all that is unsubstantial and ideals, ideas and beliefs that have no value. At the eclipse, all plans will be altered. Build your own ship.

products made for right handed people.

There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.

A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface.

There are more than one million animal species on Earth.

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times.

Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

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COSTA BLANCA SOUTH LONG TERM RENTALS ROLDAN LARGE DETACHED VILLA available furnished or UNFURNISHED Near to town centre and schools.

Ideal for La Torre Golf Resort and Kings College. linda@tiptopvillacare.com or call Tel 667848582 www.tiptopvillacare.com (50) LONG TERM RENTALS (ALICANTE region) FORMENTERA de la SEGURA. NEAR ROJALES. Sunny and Bright 2 bedroom apartment. Large Terrace with BBQ. Walking distance to Town Centre 350€/mth* Linda 667848582 (50) Punta Prima 3 bed 2 bath apartment. 20m2 fully glazed balcony. Gated appartment.

400€ per month. Beautiful sea views. 5 mins to beach, bars and shops. 966 703 297. (48) Ref. 91, This lovely one bedroom apartment is on the fifth (top) floor of block one of the Miramar development - but don't worry about climbing the stairs, as there is a lift! A parking space is included in the key operated underground garage. €450PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 112, Spacious 3 bedroom detached villa with its private pool is located on the El Raso urbanisation near Guardamar. Convenient for all amenities, shops, supermarket, restaurants and bars. Short term only. Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 63, Two bedroom 1st floor apartment situated in Monino Blanco. The property overlooks a superb communal pool area, in within walking distance of bars, restaurants and shops. Short or long term rental avail-

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able. €P.O.A Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 155, Luxurious Three Bedroom Villa With Private Pool, in Quesada Close to shops and restaurants within a five minute drive, and Guadamar Beach is within a ten minute drive. Long term or Short term available. €795PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 709, A lovely 1 bedroom apartment in Aguas Nuevas, within a 5 minute walk of the beach. There is a terrace outside with views to the sea. Short or long term rental available. €300PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 708, A lovely two bedroom, one bathroom corner ground floor apartment in Algorfa, with a spacious patio & Residents off road parking. Communal pool near by. Short or long term rental available. €400PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 117, A Lovely 3 Bedroomed 1st floor apartment on the outskirts of Torrevieja (Mar Azul). The Apartment is in walking distance of the excellent beaches and a good selection of restaurants, shops and bars. €425PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 516, Well situated studio apartment in San Luis. The property has a balcony which has been glazed to create another room.

Close to all shops and amenities, on a local bus route & 10 minutes from the beach. €250PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref. 702, A lovely 2 bedroom apartment in a quiet area of Torrevieja yet within walking distance to local beaches and amenities.

It’s also less than an hour’s drive from both Alicante and Murcia San Javier Airports. €400PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref. 135, An outstanding two bedroom villa with one double and one twin room on the VillaMartin golf complex. There is a very pleasant terrace off the main bedroom and from the sun terrace on the roof the views are excellent. €400PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref. 04, A 2 bedroom apartment one street back from the famous Cabo Roig strip.

There is a selection of local shops, restaurants and bars on the doorstep with the shopping strip only 400 metres away. €450PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref. 92, A lovely three bedroom apartment on the ground floor of block one of the Miramar developments. A small balcony runs the width of the lounge area above the small private garden area at the front of the property. €450PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref. 104, Lovely 2 Bedroom Apartment in Torrevieja, within walking distance to the Friday Market, Town Centre and the beach. Close to the Habaneres Shopping Centre and Aquapark. €350PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref. 151, Beautiful Family 3 Bedroom Villa.

Well equipped American kitchen, double

bedroom and bathroom. A further 2 bedrooms, bathroom, large terrace with sun loungers, table and chairs, bbq, and beautiful sea view. Short or long term rental available. €P.O.A.Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Luxury appartments, 2/3 bedrooms in San Miguel De Salinas. Floor heating, Elevator, Roof terrace with swimmingpool, from 385 euros/month Also holiday rentals and appartments in San Miguel de Salinas from 350 euros/month. 966 723 437 and 616 487 493 (48) Excellent cover for your house and home, includes travel assistance for when you go away. Interesting prices for expats; policies available in English or German. Call 966 923 963 for a quote.

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BEACH HOUSE 1 street from beach. LOS NAREJOS 3 bedroom 2 bathroom Townhouse HUGE BASEMENT, currently set out as GYM and DOUBLE bedroom. 175,000€.

Linda 667848582 (50) BARGAIN 199,950 CEHEGIN 1 hour San Javier Airport. 40 mins. Corvera. 5 bedroom 2 bath FINCA with over 5,000m2 plot. Stunning. Tel. 667848 582 (50) Detached villa with large oasis pool. Situated on first Urb. In Gran Alacant. 500m2 plot, electric gates, alarmed 3 beds, 3 baths, fully furnished. Recently reduced for a quick sale Now only 260.000 euros Call 680 333 242 quoting ref 33 Altomar II in Gran Alacant Investment opportunity…82.000 euros. 2 bed, 1 bath, lounge diner, ind. Kitchen, Glazed in Galleria, S/Facing, extra storage Fully furnished, Private parking, Com pools Ring 627 711 155 to view.

Duplex in Monte y Mar, GA 2 Bed, 1 Bath, ground floor with views Fully furnished, A/Con, Heating, Ceiling Fans, English TV, garden, Communal pool, for apt please call 966 699 136 to view only 115.000 ono REDUCED Ground floor Duplex in Puerto Marino, Gran Alacant. Now only 99,500 euros. 2 bed, 1 bath, fully furnished Central heating, glazed galleria, grills, Mozzie nets, front garden, com pools, Private gated parking, walking distance to Shops bars restaurants etc. 627 711 155 Calling all serious Buyers. I have a 5 bed, 4 bath, 2 kitchens, 2 lounges, detached Villa with self-filling pool in Gran Alacant. Everything included in price, fantastic Alicante/sea views. As a starting price I am looking in the region of 265.000 euros Interested in making me an offer call me on 680 333 242 Mid Terraced Town house in Gran Alacant 2 Bed, 3 Bath, being sold fully furnished. Electrical Appliances included, large front and

rear garden, choice of communal pools, Private secure parking and walking distance to GA Center. 140.000 euros ono. Call 627 711 155 for viewing.

Lovely well maintained terraced property situated in Mediterranea III in Gran Alacant. 2 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, everything included in price. Large communal pool, tennis courts, established gardens Walking distance to shops, bars restaurants. Very quiet location, over looks nature reserve.

Private parking, call 680 333 242 for more details. 133.000 euros Beach Front property opposite Carabassi Beach 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, lounge diner, roof top solarium under ground secure parking, walking distance to beach Situated on local tram and bus route. Being sold fully furnished. 4 communal pools, tennis courts, bar and restaurant with in urbanisation Please ring 966 699 136 after 6pm (english & spanish spoken) Now only 125.000 euros excellent value in Gran Alacant.

Quick sale needed. 199.000 euros ono Detached property in Puerto Marina. 3 Bed, 3 Bath, Immaculately furnished Alarmed, Central heating, Log fire, Hot & Cold air con, open fields to the rear, Private parking, Communal pools. 966.699.478 after 5 pm.

Don Pueblo, Gran Alacant 209,000 euros 3 Double bedrooms with fitted wardrobes 2 bathrooms, spacious kitchen with galleria Lounge complete with chimney, large under build, top quality furniture and appliances inc. Com pools, underground garage, tennis courts To view call 627 711 155 Semi-detached villa in Gran Alacant 3 bed, 3 bath, lounge diner, independent kitchen, glazed in porch, large solarium with stunning views, Private Parking. A/Con Central heating, UK TV. Only 229.000 euros By appointment only call 966 699 136 Large detached villa, large pool with electronic solar cover, converted under build, roof top solarium with conservatory, panoramic views 545 m2 plot, part furnished, double glazed, A/con, alarmed, gas fire, est. irrigated gardens Call 680 333 242 for best price Ref 30 Close to Supavalue in Gran Alacant. Detached villa with pool on 640m2 plot. 3 bed, 2 bath, lounge diner, large roof top solarium, Porch, Outside WC, 2 built-in BBQ’s, Log Fire, Under build, Alarmed, Mature Gardens, Toldos blinds, Garage, Electronic Gates.

260.000 euros 627 711 155 English & Spanish spoken.

Walking distance to all local amenities in GA Detached Villa with large pool. Decoratively tiled Garden, complete with BBQ. Est. palm & fruit trees. 3 bed, 3 bath, Fully Furnished including all electrical appliances. Quick sale needed, 270.000 euros, but very negotiable.

For appointment to view call 966 699 478 after 5pm Top floor duplex in Puerto Marina, G/Alacant 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, lounge-diner,

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glazed-in porch, large roof-top solarium with views, Top quality furniture and appliances included. Secure private parking, communal pools, 108,000 euros. If you would like to view call 627 711 155 for an immediate appointment.

LIMITED EDITION One of only a few bungalows in Gran Alacant. Top of the range furniture and appliances included. 3 bed, 2 bath, lounge diner, large kitchen, leading to galleria, huge roof top solarium with fantastic views of Alicante and mountains. Electronic gates leading to garage, 500m2 plot, 10x5 pool with irrigated gardens By appointment only, ring 680333242 325.000 ono Large family Home in Izla de Izaro, G.A (bajo) 4 bed, 3 bath, stunning communal pool with Jacuzzi & water features. Children’s play area and fantastic communal gardens. Very high standard throughout, Large converted under build & garage, elec.

Gates Alarmed, A/con, outside kitchen and bathroom, 399.000 ono. To view call 966699136 after 5pm.

Monte Y Mar - Gran Alacant Detached Villa with 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, lounge-diner, front porch, Large solarium with views.

400m2 plot Low maintenance irrigated gardens, Private pool & Parking. Tastefully furnished throughout and everything included.

Recently Reduced to 239.000 euros. For more details call 627.711.155 Gran Alacant, corner semi detached 3 bedroomed, 2 bathrooms, large garden, enclosed terrace, fully furnished, private drive for 2 cars, on gated desirable urbanisation Monte Faro, many facilities priced for quick sale 185,000 Tel 680 333 242 Balsares, terraced 4 bedroomed house, 3 bathrooms, large underbuild, private underground parking direct to house, small gated

urbanisation, directly over looking proposed new golf course opposite Gran Alacant, priced for quick sale at original off plan price 195.000 Tel 680 333 242 Gran Alacant, front line, 2 bed, 1 bath, downstairs toilet, fully furnished, roof terrace, walking distance to beaches, large communal and resturants, beach front property priced for quick sale 125,000 Tel 680 333 242 Viva Villa and Vacation Services are pleased to offer property sales for the Torrevieja and Oriheula areas of the Costa Blanca, Spain.

Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 or Visit : www.villaandvacation.com Ref: 513, €115,000. Two bedroom ground floor apartment, in Aguas Nuevas, close to all amenities including the beach. It has a good size lounge, kitchen and has off road parking facilities. Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 521, €105,000. This comfortable bungalow is located in San Luis with a new roof and solarium tiles. It is close to supermarkets, bars, restaurants and is on the local bus route. Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 520, €85,000. Two bedroom apartment in Dream Hills, with a fully equipped kitchen, large lounge, glazed-in terrace and a large solarium. This property comes with a large communal swimming pool. Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 30, €119,000. Two bedroom detached house with large front terrace. This villa is in the Punta Marina area close to Playa Flamenca , Close to amenities. Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 78, €120,000. Three bedroom Quad in Jardin Del Mar VII. There is off-road parking and small storage shed in the enclosed garden area, communal pool nearby. Call: 965

707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 709, €60,000 A lovely 1 bedroom apartment in Aguas Nuevas, within a 5 minute walk of the beach. There is a terrace outside with views to the sea. Short or long term rental available. Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref. 526, €49,900. A lovely bright 1 bedroom apartment in the area of Torreblanca.There is a large communal pool and well maintained gardens, with tennis courts and childrens play area. Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397

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