For the Locals by the Locals
FREE GAME!!
november 2009 no. 65
thejungledrums.com WINNER!!
DID I?
you have the right to be a smug git for the rest of the day...
You got hammered... go back 4
just add dice...
BBQ it’s sunny, warm and Spain... party time!
URGH!
you now remember... you were sick in your garden last night...
WOW!
you showed at the party that you’ve still ‘got it’ go on 2
go on 1
YAHOO! Gordon Brown fixes exchange rate at 1.50! ....for as long as he’s in power... go back 2
WHAT!
NO SIGNAL You miss your program
URGH!
the copper doesn’t even understand when you shout...
down!
someone was sick in your garden last night...
go back 1
URGH!
IT’S A MIRACLE
The neighbour’s dog has done it again.... miss a turd
No Queue in the CAM bank go on 1
HOLA!
You chat with your neighbour and understand him! up!
FIESTA TIME!
HOORAY!
The builders are coming to see why the house is falling down
It’s your local fiesta - get bladdered and go on 2
OUCH!
That dodgy pint means you’re on the porcelain telephone all night go back 2
OH DEAR
The in-laws arrive
down you go
go on 2
P*** UP
IN A BREWERY after queuing for 17 days you finally get you NIE
YIPPEE! you found a copy of Jungle Drums!! go on 2
OH DEAR The in-laws are coming go back 1
go on 2
Go!!!
You’ve read Jungle Drums before and still picked it up again! Go forward 2
If you still have control of most of your major functions go on 2 if not...clear up.
YAHOO! You live in spain! go on 2
YOU’VE RETIRED! UP YOU GO!