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Friday 20th May 2016

COUNTING THE COST T

orrevieja’s move to take waste collection and cleaning service under council control has hit a big hitch with mayor, José Manuel Dolón, admitting that the private contractor Acciona could still be in charge for months after their contract was scheduled to end on June 14th. The opposition Partido Popular in turn has slammed Dolón and accused him of cobbling up a private deal with Acciona which could end up costing millions of euros more in the short term as the council has no choice but to use them to keep services going. Dolón said that the whole

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process had to be put on hold because the necessary changes that the council has to make to its credit facilities to finalise the takeover of the waste services cannot be made in time. Dolón added that the moves over credit changes had started in January blaming the delay on

bureaucracy and council officials, but he gave no indication as to when everything will be finally put into place. Carmen Gómez of the Partido Popular, who ran the council until May last year, said that the mayor was a hypocrite having previously accused Acciona of being

corrupt, but now being prepared to do an uncontracted deal with them to keep services going. The Informacion newspaper reported that since Acciona will be paid on a monthly basis and not on a long term contract, the cost during the peak summer period could be over one and a half million euros a month, with payments not being spread out over a twelve month period as is currently the case on the annual 19 million euro bill. Gómez added that she wanted to know more about she described as a “secret” deal and what it would actually cost the authority.

PET RAVAGES OWNER

Belgian shepherd dog called Rocky mauled his 70year-old owner to death outside his house in Beniaján a few kilometres out of Murcia City last Saturday night. A neighbour, Abu Faye, reported that the Rocky had bitten his owner, Juan Sánchez, before and had behaved aggressively to passers-by on a number of occasions. Faye called the police when he heard shouting and screaming, and when he went

out to see what was going on.

He spotted Juan Sánchez

being repeatedly bitten, including across his throat. A neighbour was quoted as saying that the owner "loved the dog very much and went for a walk with him every evening". The National Police and local officers arrived at the scene and took Rocky away in a cage. Reports suggest that the dog had been with his owner for 15 years. Experts saw that the Belgian shepherd breed is not regarded as being aggressive.

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Gorgeous sunshine basked over last weekend’s opening ceremony for the 22ND staging of the LÍnea Directa National Lawn Bowls Championship at the Emerald Isle Bowls Club in La Florida on the Orihuela Costa. All the competitors, wearing their club colours, paraded in front of a supportive crowd, at a venue adorned with the national and regional flags. Following the players, the loudest cheer of the Saturday

morning was for the competition umpires, like Sue Johnson and Jean Cooper (pictured) who are always the beneficiaries of ‘friendly’ banter from the players! The tournament runs until May 28th free entry from 10.00am and even a “taster” session for potential bowlers this Sunday (May 22nd) where people can give the sport a go themselves from 2.30pm, with all equipment being provided free of charge.

Double Trouble

Over a million passengers used Alicante-Elche airport in April, a ten percent rise on the same month last year, with 40 percent of the visitors coming from the United Kingdom. 431 thousand tourists came in from the UK making the biggest proportion of tourists in the

one million figure for last month, and though the rise was not as large as in the first three months of the year, that can be solely put down to the fact that April 2015 featured the Easter holiday period as opposed to it being in March this year. Over 2,700 flights were

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A second snake was captured in the space of three days in Alicante City, with police officers taking the one and a half metre long creature into custody last Friday night after it was spotted slithering around Plaza Luis Foglietti in

Santa Faz. Earlier last week, the police seized a snake of similar length (pictured) that had got into a house in the Colonia Requena area and had devoured two cage birds for a snack.

Butano Boost There’s been another drop in the price of domestic butano gas cylinders with a near to five percent fall meaning that bottles as of last Tuesday should be retailing at a maximum price of 11.85

euros. Prices for a cylinder have fallen by nearly six euros over the last two years, though the actual price charged does to appear to vary considerably between retailers.

to and from the UK, with the next international destination being Germany at 478. So far, 2016 has seen over three million passengers using the facilities at El Altet, a rise of almost 18 percent on the same four months last year, which in itself was a record-breaking year.

Over 400 angry Quesada residents have signed a petition calling for the removal of a 30 metre mobile phone mast that has been put up in the middle of their estate. Representatives met with Rojales mayor, Antonio Perez on Wednesday to call for action with Perez describing the structure as a “monstosity”. The metal-based mast

was erected on private ground by Movistar/Telefonica in the Jardin de la Laguna area of Quesada with residents complaining about the radiation that the structure is putting out and the resultant health effects, in addition to it being an eyesore. They’ve also said that they are concerned about that mast’s structural integrity should there be an earthquake.

Residents say that they were not told anything by Rojales council who they claim knew about the plans for the mast for a year and did nothing to prevent it being erected or to tell them what was going on. One house owner said that the sale of his property fell through because his home was just a few metres away from the mast, and when he went to Rojales Town Hall to complain, he was told that the ground where the tower was belonged to Movistar/Telefonica and that they “could do anything that they wanted” on the site. Rojales mayor, Antonio Perez, speaking after Wednesday’s meeting with residents and council technicians, said that the size of the mast had a major visual impact on the estate adding that they would do everything they could over the matter. Perez though did not elaborate on what could realistically be done, adding that the law gives freedom to the telecommunications companies to put up masts.

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Net Result

Starting Date Work to replace the dilapitated Príncipe de España (recently changed to the Poeta Miguel Hernandez) school building in Rojales will begin at the end of the current school year with workers moving in on Monday June 25th. 18 new units and a canteen will be constructed in a two point seven million project being undertaken by the Ecisa building company.

Pill Popping 43 kilometres of jellyfish protection for bathers around the Mar Menor is being put into place in the annual measures aimed at protecting beaches in the area. The netting will be kept in position for most of

the area until the end of September, with extensions into October for some of the busier tourist spots at Los Alcazares and La Manga. Like last year, 400 thousand euros has been budgeted for the protection

which will include employing a diver to make sure that the area's seahorses are not caught up in the nets, which started being put into place on Monday and will provide coverage for 60 beaches.

Fathers Fury

Afghanistan signed a draft agreement with the Hezb-e-Islami militant group in a move the government hopes could lead to a full peace accord with one of the most notorious warlords in the insurgency.

Almost one in five Spaniards take antibiotics that are not prescribed by their own doctors, according to official government figures. Men are more likely to go down the self-medication route as opposed to women, with the 18 to 24-year-old age

range the most vulnerable at over 32 percent. Figures from 2014 show that Spain has some of the largest prescribed figures for antibiotics in the European Union, with over 31 million prescriptions handed out two years ago.

Dump Call

A gay Spanish-American couple have returned to Valencia City after a 16month legal battle over their surrogate daughter in Thailand. Manuel Santos and Gordon Lake won custody of their baby Carmen after the mother refused to hand her over when she

realised they were gay. The mother is alleged to have called the pair human traffickers, leading the couple to launch a slander suit against her. Manuel and Gordon, who also have a son called Alavaro, will fly back to Thailand this month to personally

take part in the defamation case. Posting on Facebook, the couple said: - "It’s been a plot to destroy a family with lies and tricks. We will come back soon because we won’t stop until they pay for all they have done to us".

Pilar de la Horadada mayor, Ignacio Ramos, has called for an immediate end to illegal waste dumping at a site known as Cueva Serrana in the heart of the Dehesa de Campoamor and

Sierra Escalona. Members of the Friends of Sierra Escalona have complained about the transgressions in an area that is protected by under a special plan.

A Moroccan man who was on the run for 44 days from Alicante's Fontcalent prison has been recaptured after a violent altercation with National Police officers in

Callosa last Thursday. Mohamed Berhil had escaped from Fontcalent just a day after starting a four and a half year sentence for beating up his wife with authorities fearful that he might get out of Spain. Officers caught up with him in Callosa and Berhil assaulted some of the officers as he managed to escape with a chase then happening through the town's streets. He was caught and then started to hit them again, and despite being handcuffed, he tried to escape from the moving police car before eventually returning to Fontcalent and the prospect of a whole new set of charges.

Tough Nut

A Load Of Ballots Orihuela council has announced a better distribution of polling stations on the Orihuela Costa for the general election on June 26th, in response to local

criticism that voters had to travel several kilometres to vote in last year's local elections. Nine venues will be used on the Orihuela Costa next month but only

Spanish nationals are allowed to vote compared to the wider franchise for local elections which allows foreign reisdents to cast a ballot.

French Connection A Ryanair flight from Liverpool to Alicante-Elche had to be diverted to Bordeaux on Tuesday morn-

ing due to an ill passenger. A Ryanair spokesman said: “The crew called ahead to request medical assistance,

and the aircraft landed normally and the customer disembarked and was met by medics for further treatment”.

More than half the Democrats in the Senate, including many of President Barack Obama's strongest supporters, signed a letter to him urging him to move more quickly to admit Syrian refugees into the United States.

A search is under way for an EgyptAir flight from Paris to Cairo which has disappeared with 56 passengers and 10 crew on board - including one British national. Flight MS804 departed the French capital at 11.09pm (CEST) before vanishing. The airline said the plane lost contact with radar at 2.45am Cairo time (1.45am BST). It was last in touch 10 minutes earlier. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau apologized in Parliament for a government decision in 1914 to turn away a ship carrying hundreds of South Asian immigrants. A Pennsylvania man already accused of trying to assist the Islamic State group was charged after federal authorities said he tweeted out the names and addresses of military personnel with threats of violence. Morocco's foreign ministry summoned the US ambassador to express anger over a "scandalous" State Department report on human rights in the North African kingdom.

Drier Officers

The Guardia Civil barracks in Torrevieja are to get 58 thousand euros for essential repairs from the Alicante Provincial Council. The money will be spent on fixing the roof which suffers from leaks during heavy storms, with Council vicepresident and ex-Torrevieja mayor, Eduardo Dolon, saying that it was "great news for the city".

Cyclist Killed

A 72-year-old died after being hit by a lorry on the A79 Via Parque road between Alicante and Elche. The incident happened on the Elche-bound carriageway at 8.40am and despite the paramedics efforts, the cyclist was pronounced dead.

Power Fall

The average cost of electricity has fallen by 19 percent this year according to the National Statistics Institute (INE). Last month's prices dropped by three percent compared to the March tariffs, with the INE claiming that bills have reduced by 18 percent over the last 12 months.

Friday 20th May 2016

Groom In Death Plunge

A stag night in Gijón in Asturias province ended in tragedy last weekend when the groom fell to his death. The 34-year-old had gone north from his home in Madrid with his brother and a group of friends, with the siblings dressed up as Beauty and the Beast, having arrived by train just an hour early at Saturday breakfast-time.

It is not known why he fell from the fifth-floor terrace of the pictured Hotel Begoña, but it appears he had been talking on his mobile phone at the time, since it was in his hand when his body was discovered. The National Police later said that they were not treating the groom’s death as a criminal offence.

A woman in a nearby coffee shop witnessed the entire incident at around 8.00am and called the emergency services, but the victim was found to have been killed outright in the fall. She said she heard a sudden 'bang' and then a man entered the café saying 'someone had fallen' and they needed to call the emergency services.

Robbery Flop

A couple who decided to rob an Algorfa house as their three children sat patiently in their car, were caught in the act as they tripped a house alarm alerting the owner to call the Guardia Civil. The incident happened at the end of April, with the quick-thinking home owner arriving at the scene and promptly padlocking the

front gates that the erstwhile thieves had forced open. The 29-year-old man and 45-year-old woman, both of Spanish nationality, ended up trapped in the grounds and were picked up by the Guardia agents when they arrived. The three children in the getaway car were aged between six and ten.

Home Interest

Hammered Man A drunken 47-year-old man tried to bludgeon his parents to death with a hammer whilst they were sleeping at their home in Benaguasil in Valencia Province in the early hours of Saturday morning. The son rolled up home in an intoxicated state and assaulted his mother and father, both aged

in their late seventies, when they were in bed. Neighbours say that Alfredo S. would get inebriated regularly and his behaviour would often get aggressive as a result of the alcohol. Police arrived at the scene to find both victims covered in blood, with the 76-year-old mother in a serious condition, after her husband raised the alarm. Their son was taken to the psychiatric unit of Valencia's Llíria hospital, as well as being charged on two counts of attempted murder.

Debts and Credits Just three municipalities in the Vega Baja region have no debt according to official ministry figures, namely Rojales, Cox, and Benejúzar. In contrast, the area's smallest authority, Daya Vieja, has the highest debt per head in the area of 2.8 million euros, which for the 668 residents on the local padron as of December 31st 2015, means that the council is responsible for over four thousand euros of debt per resident. The overall debt of the Vega Baja councils has fallen to 175 million euros by the end of last year, seeing a 64 million drop compared to the end of 2014. In terms of raw figures, Torrevieja's debt is 58 million euros (658 euros per head) Orihuela at 38 million euros (459 euros per head); and Callosa at 14 million euros in the red (768 euros per head). All of the debt figures do not include deals with commercial suppliers.

A dozen companies are said to have asked about running an unoccupied nursing home in Catral which was taken over by the council six months ago. The tender period is likely to be for 50 years and the complex was built eight years ago before the company involved in the project went bust and a whole series of legal disputes ensued before the council took possession of the property. Catral mayor, Pedro Zaplana, says that the building

is in good condition but will need some work doing on it after it has remained empty since it was finished in 2008. There are 54 self-contained flats within the complex in addition to common areas like a dining area in addition to 72 other rooms. The mayor added that no formal tendering date has yet been set as the council were keen to make sure that the project would be viable for all concerned, but that he found the initial interest encouraging.

Toxic Tyre Blaze

Authorities allowed residents near a giant tyre dump blaze in the Madrid area to return home last Saturday, after the risk from toxic fumes billowing from the rubber heap had disappeared. Some 10,000 people living in the town of Sesena near Madrid evacuated their homes last Friday after the dump went up in flames in a suspected arson attack. A massive black cloud of fumes billowed into the air, prompting widespread health concerns as the government of Castilla-La Mancha, where the dump is located, warned the smoke was "toxic". The blaze broke out before dawn

last Friday in the dump that stretches over 10 hectares —the equivalent of about 10 rugby fields—and straddles the Castilla-La Mancha and Madrid regions. The massive stack of tyres started to form in the 1990s when a company began using the site as a temporary depot for old tyres due to be recycled, and it grew from then on. It was declared illegal and environmental groups had long warned that it posed a health hazard, but authorities only recently started acting on the problem, inviting bids to empty the dump and destroy the tyres at the end of last year.

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Magaluf Death

A 25-year-old doorman from York died last week after a night out drinking with friends in the resort of Magaluf in Mallorca. Joe Robinson was found dead in his bed by his friends in a holiday apart-

ment on the island of Majorca last Thursday afternoon. They attempted to revive him and called the emergency services but he was pronounced dead at the scene. Mr.Robinson had been

working as a doorman at a York city bar whilst he was raising money to fund his law degree studies. The tragedy came less than a fortnight after a British holidaymaker was found dead in her hotel room bath.

Big Splash

Torrevieja council is to get a 200 thousand euro annual increase in the fee paid to them by the owners of

Aquopolis water park. A 15 year extension of the current 30 year contract to use municipal land will see

Parques Reunidos shell out a five-fold increase in their rental of the site which will take their annual fee to a quarter of a million euros. The company say that they are planning two million euros of improvements at their Avenida Delfina Viudes site, where thereare currently 130 people. Parques Reunidos also own 55 parks around Europe, America, and Argentina.

A drunk driver is set to pay the penalty after he was unable to steer his car over a Murcia region level crossing line and had to be res-

cued by the police. Local officers in Alcantarilla were called in to help the 36year-old Spaniard who was three times over the limit.

They helped drive the vehicle off the railway track and any impending collision with a train, before whisking off to the police station.

Wobbly Way

Green For Danger Two Moroccan vegetable pickers got themselves embroiled in a furious row on a broccoli plantation early on Tuesday morning, with one of them taken to Torrevieja Hospital with a

knife wound in his chest. The Guardia Civil said that a row broke out between the two men on a farm based between Guardamar and Rojales, and that a 39-year old man

was initially taken for treatment to the Rojales health centre before being transferred to Torrevieja. His stabber was arrested and held at the Guardia barracks in Guardamar.

Switched Off

Orange Alert Two cars piled up high with one and a half tons of oranges were stopped and four men arrested on the AP7 after it was discovered that the fruit was stolen from a San Miguel de Salinas area farm. The getaway cars were stacked full of the pilfered oranges and attracted the interest of Guardia Civil traffic officers who stopped the two vehicles heading towards Alicante and arrested the four passengers, all Spaniards, aged between 18 and 32. The oranges were returned to a happy farmer.

A marijuana farm which illegally used 15 thousand euros of electricity in El Palmar near Murcia City has been raided with a 44-yearold Spanish man arrested. The National Police seized 51 marijuana plants as well as a network of power and light transformers

Let’s Go Pump It Up A hundred million litres of water are going to be saved in the Guardamar area each year thanks to a new recycling pumping system that was officially pressed into service last week. The project will, according to mayor José Luis Sáez, see some 11 hectares of the pine forest area by the castle irrigated, as well as water being recycled and purified for domestic use.

Rounded Up

A helicopter and a team of sniffer dogs were used by the Guardia Civil last week to round up five members of a robbery gang in Crevillente and Aspe. Five people, including a minor, were arrested in four house raids in connection with a series of robberies across Alicante Province, adding to seven arrests of other suspects last month. The crew would use violence and intimidation in their operations which mainly targeted Chinese bazaars and also bars with slot machines.

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Bang On Target

If you want a cheap firearm, then the Guardia Civil are the people for you as they are getting ready to auction off 568 items in a sealed bid auction in Murcia City this Monday. Most of the items have been

handed in voluntarily or been given up after the necessary gun permits expired. 471 rifles and 97 revolvers will be up for grabs, and any items that have not been bought will be destroyed.

Nordic Cheers

There’s No Escape

A Ukrainian couple wanted on an international arrest warrant over the murder of a pharmaceutical company director have been arrested by the Guardia Civil in El Campello. The man and woman, aged in their midfifties, fled to Spain at the

end of last August after the incident had made national headlines in the Ukraine as their victim was bludgeoned to death before the body was taken to another town and by a river. The Guardia discovered the couple carrying

over 21 thousand euros of cash on them when they detained them in El Campello acting on information obtained from Interpol. They are now in the custody of the High Court with extradition proceedings to the Ukraine having already started.

Hawker War Norway Day was celebrated in Torrevieja’s Parque de las Naciones area on Tuesday with hundreds of people joining in the celebrations which were attended by Torrevieja’s mayor, José Manuel Dolón. Norwegian Constitution Day is observed every year on May 17th and

commemorates the signing of a document in 1814 which declared Norway as an independent kingdom in a snub to Sweden, which actually controlled the country. The Torrevieja municipality has fifteen hundred Norwegian residents registered as living in the area.

Four coastal councils have joined forces to take action and warn tourists about illegal beach hawkers over the summer season. Torrevieja, Pilar de la Horadada, San Pedro del Pinatar, and Orihuela say that they will step up beach patrols to stop unauthorised sale of items like sunglasses which may not be up to approved standards. Authorities say that alcohol is also being sold to tourists

who do not realise that the law is being broken. Council representatives as well as local police and Guardia Civil officers attended a meeting in Pilar on Tuesday with one plan being to produce a leaflet for tourists about the risks of buying from the hawkers as well as the local authorities swapping information between themselves over illegal activity across the coast.

Tony Mayes - About Life

Friday 20th May 2016

Council Fools Look Daft Do you notice how bloodyminded and devious authority gets when it's threatened, challenged or caught with its pants down? We got the police lying over the Hillsborough disaster, and we saw it again last week over a council's defeat in the courts by a father who took his sixyear-old daughter away from school for a week's holiday. The establishment hates to be defeated or even questioned - it's only really in its

element when it's authority is absolute. So let’s raise a class of the old bubbly to Jon Platt was who fined £120 for taking his daughter to Disney World, Florida, and refused to pay it. He was taken to court by Isle of Wight County Council, Mr. Platt arguing that because he had sent his daughter to school regularly and was well within the 90% attendance record, he had no case to answer. This was upheld by magistrates, but

that wasn't good enough for the council which appealed to the High Court, which last week slapped the authority down again. Legal costs faced by Jon totalled £25,000 which supporters helped to pay. The vast majority of parents are responsible and would not consider taking their children away from school if it meant damaging their offspring's education. Sadly there are a growing

Could Or Will?

Have you noticed how different the language is between supporters of stay in Europe and those who want Britain to leave? We're getting used to the constant barrage of doom and gloom from the “stay- in” brigade, saying UK inflation could soar; wages could go down; prices could go up; people could be paying more for mortgages, we could be pushed into recession and we could move closer to World War Three (thank you Cameron for that piece of nonsense). Notice the word “could” I could think of a few more - we could all be smitten by a plague of locusts, every first-born child could

die or we could have 40 days rain and be engulfed in a world flood (apologies for the Biblical comparisons). Compare these with what the Brexit camp says. We will be able to take more control of our borders. We will be able to decide who enters Britain and who doesn't, we will be able to quit the EU Convention on Human Rights and expel extremists, we will benefit from not having to pay vast sums of money in EU 'fees', we will be able to control our farming and fishing industries without hindrance and we will be able to decide how much of our rubbish goes to landfill without suffering EU fines. Note the word “will”.

Dealing with the Domesday scenarios from the “stay- in” lot, I can remember when were not in the old Common Market and had full employment and a booming economy. I can remember being in Europe and having sky-high inflation and massive unemployment. Financial woes (or otherwise) are far more determined by what happens on the world stage rather than what happens in Europe. Britain always has been a trading nation - we've probably got more entrepreneurs per capita than anywhere else on earth - but sadly they're increasingly bogged down with the growing number of politicians who think they know better without ever having a real job and merely having gone to Eton or Oxbridge. We have always been an independent nation and good at gathering around us countries who want to do business or join with us. We can do so again without wretched European political bureaucracy which costs a fortune and provides next to nothing except more and more rules.

number of people not fit to be parents who put their own interests first and care little about whether their children get an education or not. If we did not have such irresponsible parents there would be no need for Draconian restrictions about holidaying in term time - but we all know that if you give an inch someone will take a mile and before long some idiots would take their kids away from school for months at a time.

The Government have said they will consider introducing legislation to close the current loophole. Instead I hope they will allow parents to take children on holidays for a week a year in term time provided it is more than three months before exam time. If that happened, parents could spread their holidays and prevent the huge numbers holidaying in school holiday periods when supply and demand kicks in and prices sky-rocket. And

what's wrong with teachers setting coursework for kids on holiday to do in the evenings and having work available on line for them to study? And finally, how can educationalists say a child's education is paramount and then allow teachers to take umpteen inset days when kids have to stay at home and allow them to strike without slapping fines on them? Funny how authority always wants its cake and eat it too!

Fickle Folk Forget Do you remember when almost everyone in Britain wanted to string every banker up by the neck because of mis-selling of this that and everything else, speculating, making or losing vast sums of money and bringing the country to its knees? Folk were baying for blood as a new industry sprung up overnight, "helping" people claim back the billions owed to them in PPI mis-selling. TV companies and newspapers grabbed the advertising from the new leaches which said that banks had allocated billions to pay back. They did not mention that customers could do it all themselves and avoid paying up to 33% to the new parasites to do it for them. What was forgotten was that all the money made from mis-selling had already been spirited away in bonuses and inflated salaries. So the pay-back money had to come from somewhere, thanks to banks closing branches across the UK. More than 600 of them have closed in the past year and the public are baying again, blaming the banks for not looking

after their customers! Newspaper stories have revealed that 12 million consumers who were mis-sold Payment Protection Insurance (PPI) should have got an extra £5bn. This is the scandalous amount that claims management companies charged clients to process their complaints. But now two-faced MPs on the Public Accounts Committee said they were disappointed the money did not go to the victims of the scandal. Their report said this amounted to "a failure of regulation and redress". So why the hell didn't the government clamp down on these leaches and regulate them out of existence years

ago? The reason? The same as why the government hasn't clamped down on the payday loan companies and the wretched insurance companies who cherry-pick customers boycotting those who are insurance risks like those living close to rivers liable to flood. Can't upset the financial world can we? It just happens most of them are Tories and probably financial backers for the party! We need a UK government that is always one step ahead of the money-grabbers, putting them out of business before they cause damage to ordinary folk rather than always being ten steps behind.

Friday 20th May 2016

Expats “Haven’t A Clue” How Much Pension They Are Owed! By Richard Samuels, Wealth Manager, deVere Spain they understood why, they haven't a clue. It really was a

a pension scheme since moving to Spain we can contact

case of ticking the box, advisers only got small

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The amount of state pension you get has changed if you

amounts of commission, but it was used to get people

entitlement may be.

qualified for it on or after 6 April 2016. The basic and addi-

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which will give you an estimate of how much State Pension you may get when you reach State Pension age.

provided a second-tier top-up pension, based on how much you earned. Introduced in 1978 and originally called the

Mr B (aged 54) from Hampshire contacted us with the name

State Earnings Related Pension Scheme (SERPS), it

of the company that he had taken out a personal pension

became The State Second Pension (S2P) in 2002.

back in the late 1980’s who he had not heard from in many

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years. Mr B had moved to Spain 6 years ago and as it

'contract out' of this additional pension. In exchange for

turned out the insurance company had re-named twice.

lower National Insurance contributions they gave up part, or

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all of it, and received extra pension from their

holding Mr B’s pension and established that he had over

occupational scheme or personal/stakeholder pension

£30,000 in a fund used to ‘contract him out of SERPS’.

instead.

Better still Mr B was able to transfer the benefits from an

The Government gave incentives to encourage people to

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leave the state earnings-related pension scheme (SERPS). For the first five years of the scheme, the government paid

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News & Local

Friday 20th May 2016

Better Notice

Bargain Blunder

Triple First

Santa Pola council has agreed that traders and residents need to be given better notice of power and water cuts in Playa Lisa’s Avenida de Ronda area as new drainage systems are being laid. The council and water company Hidraqua have agreed to give more information of planned service disruption.

Blaze

The AP-7 toll road between San Vicente and Muxtamel was closed for 15 minutes on Tuesday after a British-registered car caught fire. The car had pulled over onto the hard shoulder as a precaution and nobody was injured, with the Guardia Civil closing the road for the vehicle to be towed away.

A man who stole from at least a dozen cars in the Pozo Estrecho area has been arrested by the Guardia Civil. The 42-year-old Spaniard from Torre Pacheco would smash side windows to get

into the cars and he would target music systems. The Guardia said that they were alerted to the thief after they were tipped off that somebody was trying to sell equipment in the area at bargain prices.

Still Unhappy

A Murcia region hospital has become the first in Spain to carry out a triple by-pass heart operation by using minimal invasive surgery. The 56-year-old

male patient is in good health and back at home after the ground-breaking operation carried out by the cardiovascular team at the Virgen de la

Arrixaca de Murcia hospital last month. Up to a few weeks ago such a procedure had only been done in the country on a double by-pass patient.

Weevils Beware

Violent Facts

Over 230 cases of injuries caused by domestic violence were reported at health centres in Alicante Province during February in a survey conducted by the Valencia regional government. 31 thousand women replied to the survey across the whole of the Valencia region, with a total of 578 admitting to being the victims of gender violence.

Elche taxi drivers say that pirate taxis are still costing them valuable business at Alicante-Elche airport with vans carring up to nine passengers becoming an increasing problem. omás Jorge of the local

Plenty Of Help

HELP Murcia Mar Menor has been handing out to money to deserving local charities thanks to all of their fund-raising during 2015. Two thousand euros was given by HELP’s President, Pat Massingham and Vice President, Elaine Dale, to the Torre Pacheco branch of Caritas (pictured) which is helping out 500 needy local families in providing free food and clothes as well as basic shelter. The same amount was also given to A.M.M.A.

(Alzheimer’s Mar Menor Association) which will help them to continue running workshops for people with dementia in the San Pedro del Pinatar area. Raquel Peña, President of A.M.M.A. said during the presentation that one of their aims was to set up a residential care home in the area for those suffering from Alzheimer’s and other dementias. “The old Los Arcos hospital would make a perfect care home for those in need of help” she added.

taxi association branded it as unfair competition and says added restrictions on access to unauthorised drivers at the airport over the last eighteen months have not had the desired results they wnated.

A company has demonstrated that drones can be used in the battle against

Fun Integration

ADAPT (Asociacion de Angloparlantes) is an English-speaking club based in San Pedro del Pinatar, and they are holding an Open Day on Saturday June 4th from 10:30am until 12 noon at the Pensionista de Lo Pagan next to Castelar College, on Calle Las Palmas, in Lo Pagan. You will be able to talk to members about all the various activities that ADAPT gets up to, and

hopefully sign up! The group is all about the well-being of its members and getting integrated with the Spanish community, with over 250 people of different nationalities including British, Spanish and Scandinavian part of ADAPT. And you don’t have to live in the San Pedro area to become a member! Full details are available on the website www.adaptsanpedro.com

money for charity and their last show got a bumper sum of four thousand euros, with the Alzheimer’s Association and other local groups set to benefit again. Tickets are six euros and include a free drink, with three performances on Wednesday May 25th, Thursday May 26th and Friday May 27th, with curtain-up at 7.30pm. For ticket reservations call Leigh on 679 679 584.

Movie Magic

Some of the best loved music and comedy routines from the big screen are going to be performed by the Rascals showgroup in Los Montesinos next week in their latest production Saturday Night At The

Movies on Wednesday 25th, Thursday 26th and Friday May 27th at the town’s School of Culture & Music. Curtain up is at 7.30pm each night and tickets, priced at seven euros each, can be booked by calling Sue on 966 784 874 or you can reserve direct on line via www.therascals.org. The show features a diverse selection of popular numbers Jersey Boys, South Pacific, Chicago, 42nd Street, Blood Brothers, Calamity Jane, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Sound of Music, Chess, and Me & My Girl.

Female singers that have always wanted to improve their skills or to boost their confidence have a big chance to get better, and enjoy doing it as well, in a special free course in the Los Alcázares area at the beginning of the next month. The Spanish Association of Barbershop Singers (SABS) is offering a free Harmony Singing session on Saturday June 4th with a chance to get some tips from members of SABS triple gold

medallists, the Spangles Ladies’ Harmony Chorus, and their Musical Director, Wendy Grant. "This is a great opportunity for anyone who wants to improve the quality of their voice and to learn about singing four-part harmony", said Wendy. There are only 50 places available, and the cut-off point is tomorrow (Saturday May 21st), so call Lyn Baines on 968 334 527 to book.

Complete Harmony

Happy Blundering

Leigh’s Hotel Fun A new musical comedy will be the Stagestruck Theatre Group’s summer show staged at San Fulgencio’s Cardenal Belluga Theatre next week. “Just Another Week In Paradise” has been written by Stagestruck’s director, Leigh Humphries, as the guests and staff of a Costa Blanca hotel reveal the highs and lows of their lives. Stagestruck has a reputation for raising lots of

red palm weevil hitting Elche’s famous palm trees but there’s a problem.

Current laws limit the use of drones in the area because of the proximity of Alicante-Elche airport, but Berenice Güerri from Glen Biotech says that they are hopeful that European law changes later this year will give a green light for Elche to use the machines. The four propellered drone can spray up to one and a half kilos of material onto the top of the palm trees, with the drone being used elsewhere around Spain to help maintain green spaces.

The Smile Charity Group is taking stock after their recent show, the slightly adult musical comedy Alice in Blunderland which packed out five venues across the area a few weeks ago, including Catral and Guardamar. The Smile Group have raised over 14 thousand euros for charities over the last two and a half years, and they’re now

in the early stages of getting ready for their Christmas show, with rehearsals starting in September. Actors and backstage helpers are more welcome to join a fun team that helps those in need as well as a great chance to make new friends. For more details drop a line to smilecharitygroup@gmail.co m

Friday 20th May 2016

Pets

Friday 20th May 2016

Bones Of Contention

Carers Wanted

Pets in Spain are looking for more people to go on their animal foster carer register who can give homeless animals temporary shelter. The process is typically an emotionally rewarding one for the foster family and a valuable experience for the animals as they learn basic social skills they otherwise wouldn't gain by living in a shelter with minimal human interaction. Fostering often suits people who are unable to own their own pet either for financial or lifestyle reasons. Pets in Spain supplies all food and veterinary costs for the pet, and fostering can be from a few nights to several months and it can transform a pets behaviour. The benefits of fostering for the dog or cat are obvious like the safety of a home, the touch of a hand, and the love of a human carer. The Pets in Spain foster carers are highly valued members of the charity, and they provide a service that

many people are not in a position to, meaning that Pets in Spain work hard to ensure that they feel appreciated and also supported. For the carer there is the knowledge that they have helped saved a life, and in doing so freed a space for another pet to be saved. it's a heart warming experience to watch a pet develop and grow in confidence, to learn to trust, to regain health and fitness, and to learn some of those essential skills of socialisation and training. And isn't all down to the carer that all of this happens. Pets in Spain need more people in the La Marina and the surrounding area across the Southern Costa Blanca willing to open up their homes to dogs and cats looking for a fresh start in life. For more details on becoming an animal foster carer call 645 469 253 or to to the website www.petsinspain.com as well sending a message on the charity’s Facebook page.

Chewing on the right kind of raw bones for a dog is the equivalent of a good dental cleaning, it removes plaque build-up and prevents gum disease Raw bones provide a highly digestible source of calcium, phosphorus, and other minerals. Feeding bones makes the stomach muscle layers stronger which prevents bloating. Bones also have a cleansing effect as they provide roughage in the diet, and bulk for healthy bowel movements. Feeding raw bones also prevents anal gland problems. The bowel movements after feeding bones are harder which helps to express anal glands and get rid of toxins. Chewing on raw bones keeps our dogs, especially the puppies and adolescents occupied. However, feeding bones too often - daily, may lead to excessive tightness of chewing muscles, so experts suggest feeding bones about two to three times a week. The Right Bone Edible bones are the

hollow, non weight-bearing bones of birds (typically chicken wings and chicken and turkey necks). They are soft, pliable, do not contain marrow, and can be easily crushed in a meat grinder. These bones provide calcium, phosphorus and trace minerals which can be an essential part of your pup’s balanced raw food diet. Recreational bones – big chunks of beef or bison femur or hip bones filled with marrow -- don’t supply significant dietary nutrition for your dog (they are not designed to be chewed up and swallowed, only gnawed on), but they do provide mental stimulation and are great for your pup’s oral health. When your dog chews on a raw recreational bone, especially a meaty one with cartilage and soft tissue still attached, his teeth get the equivalent of a good brushing and flossing. This helps to break down tartar and reduces the risk of gum disease. Dogs in the wild have beautiful teeth and healthy

gums. This is because the prey they eat requires a lot of chewing, and the sinewy composition helps to clean each entire tooth. Watch Out Do supervise your dog closely while he’s working on a bone. That way you can react immediately if your pup happens to choke, or if you notice any blood on the bone or around your dog’s mouth from over aggressive gnawing. You’ll also know when your dog has chewed down to the hard brittle part of a knuckle bone, making splinters more likely. When the bone has been gnawed down in size throw it out. Do not allow your dog to chew it down to a small chunk he can swallow. Don’t feed small bones that can be swallowed whole or pose a choking risk, or bones that have been cut, such as a leg bone. Cut bones are more likely to splinter. Don’t feed pork bones or rib bones. They’re more likely to splinter than other types of bones.

HOW PETS BENEFIT CHILD DEVELOPMENT Having a pet is usually a rite of childhood. Whether it is a hermit crab or gold fish, a dog, cat or horse, children enjoy the companionship offered by animals. Did you know, however, that not only can pets be a source of warm, fuzzy entertainment, but they can offer several developmental benefits to children as well? A child's physical, social, emotional and cognitive development can all be encouraged by interaction with the family pet. For children especially, pets can be wonderful social facilitators. Children are more prone to approach and interact with another child who is playing with a pet. In this way, a pet can be the bridge between a less socially outgoing child and other potential playmates. Pets can facilitate various aspects of emotional development such as selfesteem and a sense of responsibility.

Pets Corner: Can You take in a Homeless Dog or Cat?

ARRON

BELLO

CHIP

PUPPIES

MINTY & BETTY

Arron is a beautiful three year old Podenco who was found in a very bad state but is now ready to go to a home of his own. He is a very friendly little boy who gets on very well with other dogs and is very affectionate. For more information about Arron please call PEPA on 650 304 746 or, if you prefer, you can send them an e-mail to p.e.p.a.animalcharity@gmail.com

Bello is a six-year old male Chihuahua cross looking for a loving home. He enjoys his walks and playing with his toys but most of all he loves sitting on your lap and getting cuddles. If you would like to come and visit Bello, or any of his friends looking for a home, please contact the SAT Kennels on 966 710 047 or send them an email to info@satanimalrescue.com

Chip is a small three month old pup who will stay small even when he is an adult. He is currently in a foster home with other dogs. He is a very sweet easygoing pup and would suit any family. Chip’s fur is super soft and he has tiny little paws. For more about Chip please call PEPA on 650 304 746 or send them an e-mail to p.e.p.a.animalcharity@gmail.com

Greta and Carlotta are around 11 weeks old and were handed over to Pets in Spain by their Spanish owner. They are very sweet little girls, good with other dogs, cats and children and will be small/medium size when fully grown. For more information about Greta and Carlotta please call 645 469 253 or visit the website to see more pets, www.petsinspain.com

Minty is a white tabby female (white nose) who is about 10 months old, whilst Betty is a very striking tortie cat who is also about 10 months in age. They would make gorgeous companions, and are very affectionate. If your are able to offer Minty and/or Betty their forever homes, then please get in touch with K9 on 600 845 420.

RUBEN It's not always easy to rehome older dogs, but they need a loving home just like puppies. Ruben is a lovely dog who is currently living in an APAH foster home, but he needs a permanent loving place to grow old in, in a caring and friendly environment, just like a human of advanced age. If you can help, or to arrange to meet Ruben, please call 630 422 563.

Friday 20th May 2016

TRELI ON THE TELLY WITH ALEX TRELINSKI

Forget the crazy political voting for a moment and instead let me acknowledge the most entertaining Eurovision Song Contest that I've ever seen since I was allowed to stay up late back in 1967 to witness Sandie Shaw's triumph in Vienna. The Swedish host broadcaster SVT got it absolutely right last Saturday in a fun-packed show that contrasted with the straight-laced drawn-out affairs that we are used to, with presenters Petra Mede and Mans Zelmerlow (last year's winner) showing everybody how it should be done. They were funny; did a great interval Eurovision tribute song; and they looked like they were enjoying it with their infectious enthusiasm and they could also ad lib when needed. The staging was superb and we even got Justin Timberlake to do his latest single, as opposed to some boring folk dancing that most countries subject us to as we wait for the votes to be tallied. What a shame then that Sweden didn't win and we will have to endure a turgid affair in Kiev next year with

Sweden's winning formula

cardboard cut-out hosts who just don't get it. A note then to the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) to suggest that Petra ought to become a permanent presenter every year along with somebody from the host country joining her. Graham Norton was spot on again in the BBC commentary box and his tribute

to the great Sir Terry Wogan, just before song number nine, hit the right note. Graham told the story of when he did his first Eurovision with Terry calling him to wish him well and warning him not to drink anything before song number nine in case of bladder problems as well as the level of alcohol consump-

tion. Great stuff! The EBU did viewers a great service by splitting the votes between the expert music juries and the televoting, and it all confirmed what we've known for years, namely cheap votes for friends and neighbours, which sadly discredits the competition. The juries got it right, and both the UK and

Spain got mid-table respectability. Up came the viewer votes, and the UK was dumped on again, and we had the crazy sight of a useless second from bottom Polish song (and I'm Polish, so no bias here!) racing up the table with hundreds of votes, as the East Europeans filled their boots, along with trying to “stick it

up” the Russian entry in favour of a “political” song from the Ukraine. It certainly made for an exciting finish (I much preferred offerings from Austria, Italy, France, Lithuania and the Netherlands) but I think the EBU has to give serious consideration to cutting down the viewing vote percentage to say a third to combat the annual stupidity of biased regional and “political” voting. We now have the evidence! It's also time for the BBC and their Spanish equivalents at RTVE to help stop funding the contest, even though they would give up their automatic place in a Saturday final. With both broadcasters under the financial cosh, last weekend's biased televoting shows that neither the UK or Spain will ever come close winning to Eurovision, and it frankly doesn't matter whether they are in the final or not. Just make sure that Petra and the Swedish producers are in charge, and they'll at least make it certain that the show itself will win every time.

Friday 20th May 2016

Britain's Got Talent- The Live Shows

ITV – All Week After thousands applied and hundreds auditioned, the search reaches the live shows this week. The final 45 acts now perform live, in the hope of impressing the judges, as well as winning the all-important public vote. Stripped across the week, the live semi-finals start on Sunday and each night award winning duo Ant and Dec welcome nine acts to the stage to perform for a chance

of winning a life changing £250,000 and a spot at this year’s Royal Variety Performance. The act with the highest public vote will automatically go through to the live grand final. The two runner-up acts will then face the judges, Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon and David Walliams, who will pick their favourite to go through to the live shows.

As well as performances from this year’s acts a host of guest performers will take to the stage during the results show as the semi-finalists wait to find out if they are one step closer to being crowned winner of Britain’s Got Talent 2016. On Sunday, the cast of hit West End musical Motown take to the stage to perform during the live results show. Monday´s results show sees American pop-rock band One

Republic take to the stage. On Tuesday we´re treated to teen heartthrob Nick Jonas. On Wednesday, last year’s winners Jules, Matisse & Friends return to the Britain’s Got Talent stage to perform during the live results show. On Thursday, girl group Fifth Harmony will be performing. Don´t forget, for all the latest from behind the scenes, you can tune in to ITV 2 for Britain’s Got More Talent with Stephen Mulhern.

Wallander Returns Sunday – BBC One Kenneth Branagh returns for a new trilogy in what will be a dark, thrilling and emotional finale for our dedicated Swedish detective. In The White Lioness Wallander is drawn into the case of a missing Swedish national while attending a police conference in South Africa. He finds himself on a physical and emotional journey that will lead him from the aching beauty and open spaces of rural Africa to the intense poverty and deprivation of its urban townships, and finally bring him face to face with an individual who

has not only lost hope in their country but betrayed everything they once believed in. Alongside, and in contrast to this, the relationships that Wallander forms on his journey - with Grace Thembu, a cop and a single mother, and Mabasha, a young man driven to a life of crime - will help him come to terms with his own doubts about modern Sweden and serve to rekindle his belief in the value of his 40 years as a policeman. Back in Sweden for A Lesson In Love, Wallander investigates the murder of a middle-aged woman. As the investigation unravels,

Storm Troupers: The Fight To Forecast The Weather

Monday – BBC Four In this new three-part series for BBC Four, presenter AlokJha, ITN´s science correspondent, charts the history of weather forecasting from its origins in the early 19th century. From the first use of forecasting - to help save lives at sea, the vital role it played in military strategies in WW1 and D-Day and the transformation

Wallander senses he is being followed - targeted - by demons he cannot identify. In The Troubled Man, Wallander is in a race against time as he embarks on his final case - the disappearance

of Linda’s father-in-law. Becoming entangled in cold war politics and fractured relationships, Wallander must prevail against the odds if he is to safeguard his daughter’s future.

any other show about the week's events. It aims to do for the news what QI does for the universe at large: making the dull interesting, the obscure clear and the frightening comprehensible, with four young QI researchers James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray, Anna Ptaszynski and Dan Schreiber. Dubbed 'The QI Elves' by Stephen Fry they will be sharing the most interesting things they've discovered in the news that week. No Such Thing As The News is a fresh

new way of delivering news to make viewers not just better informed but feeling better about the world afterwards as well. Produced for BBC News by John Lloyd, creator of The News Quiz, Spitting Image, Blackadder and QI, and edited by Keith Blackmore, Managing Editor of BBC News & Current Affairs. *In 110 weekly editions since its launch in 2014, No Such Thing As A Fish has been downloaded 25 million times and attracted 715,000 subscribers.

it underwent to become a crucial part of our modern day culture and world economy. In the first episode Alok discovers how the science of weather forecasting began as a way of saving lives at sea and how, with the help of eccentric scientists flying balloons into clouds, it was to become an indispensable part of our culture.

Love, Nina

No Such Thing As The News

Friday – BBC Two No Such Thing As The News is a topical, televisionversion of the award-winning QI podcast No Such Thing As

A Fish. Filmed in front of a live audience, No Such Thing As The News is fast, intelligent and witty television, unlike

RHS Chelsea Flower Show

BBC – All Week Working with their partner, the Royal Horticultural Society, the BBC offer what they are describing as an exciting mix of live and 'as live' event coverage of the 2016 RHS Chelsea Flower Show from the grounds of the Royal Hospital Chelsea, now in its 103rd year. Programmes run daily from Sunday 22 May to Sunday 29 May. Monty Don, Sophie Raworth, Joe Swift, Nicki Chapman and James Wong return for over 12 hours of broadcasts on BBC One and BBC Two, including live coverage from the show ground as they spotlight the latest designs and planting innovations in the horticultural world. The series starts off on Sunday 22 May, with an exclusive one-hour preview programme on BBC One hosted by Sophie Raworth

and Joe Swift. On Monday and Friday there are three programmes per day: early afternoon at 3.45pm and then 7.30pm on BBC One and then an hour on BBC Two at 8pm. On Tuesday, and Thursday two programmes are produced daily, the early BBC One afternoon show at 3.45pm and the BBC Two evening show at 8pm. On Wednesday the daytime show is at 3.45pm and the BBC Two show at 8pm will be an hour and a half. This show will launch our People’s Choice Award. Viewers will get a chance to vote for their favourite large show garden. There are 17 in total. On Saturday 28 May BBC Two will also transmit a onehour review programme. On Sunday 29 May BBC One will transmit a half hour review programme. The times quoted are UK

broadcast times, so remember to adjust them for watching in Spain. Each programme will contain prerecorded VT inserts relevant to exhibitors and show garden designers at the show, together with live and as live inserts from the show ground. Nicki Chapman will be joined once again by James Wong in our 3pm show to cohost the programme every day. The BBC Two anchors are Monty Don and Joe Swift. Editorial will include a mix

of critique and interviews with various horticultural contributors and well known gardeners and celebrities that love gardening. The team will also include familiar faces Rachel de Thame, Carol Klein, Toby Buckland and Ann-Marie Powell and some faces new to Chelsea including Instant Gardener Danny Clarke and gold medal winning Chelsea designer Adam Frost. Two new faces also join us during the week, Zephania Lindo and Mark Lane.

Friday BBC One Nick Hornby’s fictionalised television adaptation of Nina Stibbe’s bestselling book, Love, Nina starts on Friday on BBC One. Twenty years old and from Leicester, Nina (Faye Marsay) moves to North London in 1982, to care for the two young boys of a working single mother,

George (Helena Bonham Carter), the editor of a London literary review. Nina (Faye Marsay) is interviewed by George (Helena Bonham Carter) and meets Max (Harry Webster) and Joe (Ethan Rouse) for the first time at Gloucester Crescent.

Going Going Gone: Nick Broomfield's Disappearing Britain Wednesday – BBC Four Two iconic British buildings are threatened with demolition and the intrepid Nick Broomfield is on the case. In this pair of documentaries Going Going Gone, Broomfield profiles the Wellington Rooms in Liverpool and the Coal Exchange in Cardiff. Designed by Edmund Aiken in 1815 of the Greek Classical revival school, the Wellington Rooms began life as a gentleman's club and quickly established itself as the hub of fashionable Liverpool. A meeting place for the super rich, slave traders, businessmen, and the elite, this was a building of most intricate detailing and proportions. The Prime Minster

William Gladstone went on to invest heavily in the magnificent building which included a Wedgwood Ceiling, a sprung dance floor and classical columns. Broomfield made his first film “Who Cares” in this area of Liverpool during an urban renewal programme that demolished Georgian houses and moved a flourishing neighbourhood into new homes. Now returning half a century later and looking beyond the bricks-and-mortar, Broomfield will reveal how the Wellington Rooms became a centrepiece of culture and community. Despite the depression in Liverpool’s fortunes, the Wellington Rooms remained an important assembly room for different communities

Friday 20th May 07:00 Flog it! Trade Secrets 07:30 Countryfile Spring Diaries 08:15 Escape to the Country 09:00 Into the Wild with Gordon Buchanan 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 News 13:00 The Daily Politics 14:00 Pressure Pad 14:45 A Taste of Britain 15:30 The TV That Made Me 16:00 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 16:45 Tropic of Capricorn 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Antiques 20:30 The Best Bottoms Roadshow 19:00 Athletics: Land: Great the in CityGames Shakespeare’s Dream To Manchester mark the 400th anniversary of the Bard’s death, the 20:30 The Food Detectives Shakespeare Can changing your surRoyal Company selects six ama- roundings alter how food teur actors to perform and drink tastes? alongside its professional players 21:00 The Extraordinary Collector Gordon meets 21:00 EastEnders It’s Gela Nash-Taylor who is a Stacey and Martin’s wed- committed Anglophile and ding day owner of one of the UK’s finest Tudor homes 21:30 A Question of Sport An FA Cup final edition 21:30 Gardeners’ World Monty’s focus is on summer 22:00 Have I Got News for when he plants up containYou Paul Merton and Ian ers for colour in the Jewel Hislop are joined by guest Garden host Gary Lineker

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Countryfile Spring Diaries 11:00 Homes Under the 12:00 Hammer Blues Neighbourhood Street Oxford 12:45 Revealed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Code 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Money for Nothing 17:30 Flog It 18:15 Pointless 19:00 News 20:00 The One Show

22:30 Love, Nina Nina from Leicester moves to London to care for the two young boys of working single mother George, the editor of a London literary review 23:00 News 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 00:20 Witless 00:50 Film The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (15) 02:35 Weather 02:40 News

22:00 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends Rick visits Bologna 23:00 Mum 23:30 Newsnight 00:05 No Such Thing as the News 00:35 Artsnight 01:05 Later with Jools Holland 02:05 Question Time 03:05 The Conspiracy Files: Who Shot Down Mh17? 04:05 How to Stay Young 05:05 This is BBC Two

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 News 20:00 Emmerdale Ashley’s world is rocked 20:30 Coronation Street Carla fears for her future with Nick 21:00 Barging Round Britain with John Sergeant John Sergeant meanders along the Oxford Canal where he visits Tooley’s, the oldest working boatyard in Britain and gets to play his hero Inspector Morse 21:30 Coronation Street Nick is torn about moving 22:00 The Secret Colin convinces himself that God, having punished him for his past sins with the death of his son Matthew, will now allow him to prosper. But when he loses all his money in a financial scam and his second wife Kyle threatens to leave him, he realises he has not yet fully atoned for his misdeeds 23:00 News 23:40 Film Legally Blonde (12) 01:30 Jackpot247 04:00 Murder, She Wrote 04:50 ITV Nightscreen

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will and Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12:30 Four in a Bed 13:00 News Summary 13:05 Four in a Bed 15:10 Fifteen to One 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Shipping Wars 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 News 20:30 Travel Man: 48 Hours in Vienna Richard and his IT-Crowd-buddyturned-Hollywood-actor Chris O’Dowd spend two days in the imperial splendour of Vienna 21:00 George Clarke’s Amazing Houseboats George Clarke looks back across five series of Amazing Spaces and some of the amazing houseboats people have built for the Great British waterways 22:00 Gogglebox Britain’s favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week’s biggest and best shows 23:00 The Windsors 23:30 Very British Problems 00:30 Rude Tube 01:30 Film - The Rum Diary (15) 03:30 Flowers 03:55 Random Acts 04:25 Supershoppers 04:55 Location, Location, Location 05:50 Fifteen to One

07:00 Milkshake 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 13:10 News 13:15 Cowboy Builders and Bodge Jobs 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:20 NCIS 16:15 Film - Jesse Stone: Thin Ice 18:00 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 News 20:00 Cricket: England v Sri Lanka Mark Nicholas introduces highlights of the second day of the First Test from Headingley 21:00 Ancient Mysteries Documentary in which a team of archaeologists follow clues from the Copper Scroll, discovered in a cave high above the Dead Sea in 1952 22:00 Film - Face/Off (18) In order to foil an extortion plot, an FBI agent undergoes a face-transplant surgery and assumes the identity and physical appearance of a ruthless terrorist, but the plan turns from bad to worse when the same criminal impersonates the cop 00:45 Criminals: Caught on Camera 01:10 Super Casino 04:10 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 05:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away 05:45 Wildlife SOS

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NO SUCH THINGS AS THE NEWS

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No Such Thing As The News is a topical, television-version of the award-winning QI podcast No Such Thing As A Fish. Filmed in front of a live audience, No Such Thing As The News is fast, intelligent and witty television, unlike any other show about the week’s events. It aims to do for the news what QI does for the universe at large: making the dull interesting, the obscure clear and the frightening comprehensible, with four young QI researchers - James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray, Anna Ptaszynski and Dan Schreiber.

without realising his significance. Ronnie turns up but fears that he’s been called under false pretences. Chrissie is embarrassed to see Ronnie again, admitting to Bernice that she thought he was her father.

In Emmerdale Ashley and Laurel are nervous about the social care visit. The social care worker decides to make a new proviso, but Ashley is offended and takes it very badly indeed. Meanwhile, when Sam has to sort out the leaking washing machine at Home Farm, he calls Ronnie

In Coronation Street, in an effort to ensure that Nick has a stress-free day, Carla suggests that he puts his feet up and waits in for the surveyor. When

he arrives, the surveyor’s incessant whistling soon gets on Nick’s nerves. He snaps and bundles the man out of the flat. When Robert finds Nick on Maxine’s bench, clearly stressed, Nick admits that he’s not well enough to move to Devon and start again. Nick then confesses to Carla how he completely lost it with the surveyor and doesn’t think it’s the right time to be moving away. Carla slams out, frustrated. Soon afterwards, Tracy approaches Carla and spitefully reminds her that if she fails to keep her side of the bargain, she’ll blab

07:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 07:20 Dinner Date 08:15 Ellen DeGeneres 09:00 Emmerdale 10:00 Coronation Street 10:30 Psych 11:20 Scorpion 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 Emmerdale 14:15 Coronation Street 14:45 Ellen DeGeneres 15:35 Jeremy Kyle 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 21:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Film Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (12) 23:50 Family Guy 00:50 American Dad 01:50 Two and a Half Men ITV3 07:00 In Loving Memory 07:25 Heartbeat 08:25 Where the Heart is 09:25 The Royal 10:25 Judge Judy 11:50 Sherlock Holmes 13:00 Murder, She Wrote 14:00 Heartbeat 15:00 The Royal 16:05 Where the Heart is 17:10 In Loving Memory 17:40 On the Buses 18:15 George and Mildred 18:50 Heartbeat 19:50 Murder, She Wrote 20:55 Sherlock Holmes 22:00 The Secret Life of Cats 23:00 Wycliffe 00:05 Trial and Retribution 01:10 Film - Out of Sight (15) ITV4 07:00 Football’s Greatest 07:20 Fifth Gear 08:10 Minder 09:00 Ironside 10:00 Quincy, ME 11:05 Ax Men 12:00 The Chase 13:00 Minder 14:00 Pawn Stars 15:00 Storage Wars Texas 16:00 Fifth Gear 17:00 Quincy, ME 18:00 Ironside 19:00 Storage Wars Texas 20:00 Cycling 21:00 Fifth Gear 22:00Bear Grylls: Mission Survive 23:00 Film - Collateral Damage (15) 01:15 Film Jaws 4: The Revenge (15)

08:00 Peter Hurst, 11:00 Trev Massey, 14:00 Alex Trelinski, 16:00 Gordon Lack 19:00 Andy James to Nick. Realising something is amiss, Johnny wonders what’s going on. Will Carla tell him that Tracy has been blackmailing her? Meanwhile, Izzy apologises to Gary for letting him down and fills him in on her terrible day. Gary is shocked. Anna moans to Kevin about how Izzy couldn’t be bothered to turn up to court. In the second episode, Carla explains to Johnny that Tracy is threatening to tell Nick about her night with Robert if they don’t stick to their plan and move. Johnny assures Carla that if Tracy tries to

ruin her wedding, he’ll be down on her like a ton of bricks. Carla does her best to persuade Nick that the move to Devon is still the right thing to do and suggests they could start a family. Nick is torn. At Roy’s suggestion, Carla asks Johnny if he’d like to give her away at the wedding. Johnny is touched and accepts. He later corners Tracy outside Number 1 and Tracy is shaken by what he says. In Eastenders, Stacey and Martin’s wedding day has arrived. Now feeling more positive about things despite her doubts yester-

day, Stacey tells Martin that she wants to go ahead with the ceremony after all. The good news is that the wedding does go ahead – but will it really be their dream day? Meanwhile, life for the Beale’s takes a sinister turn when Bobby loses his temper. As a result, there are devastating consequences which will change the Beale family forever.

Saturday 21st May

07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Mary Berry Cooks 13:00 News 13:10 Football Focus 14:00 Jimmy Hill - A Man for All Seasons 15:00 FA Cup 15:35 A Question of Sport 16:10 Pointless 17:00 News 17:15 The FA Cup Final: Crystal Palace v Manchester United

Women’s The 07:10 Football Show 07:40 Film The Story of GI Joe (15) 09:30 Film - The Wooden Horse (U) 11:10 Natural World 12:00 FA Cup Rewind 13:00 The Hairy Bikers’ Everyday Gourmets 14:00 Film - I Know Where I’m Going (U) 15:30 Flog It 16:00 Bake Off Crème de la Crème 17:00 Film Swimming (12) 19:00 This 20:50 Michael Mcintyre’s Week’s 19:30 World Big Show Michael intro- Gardeners’ World duces music by Katherine Jenkins, who sings Heroes 20:00 Choose the Right Puppy for You Kate 21:35 The National Humble discovers the truth Lottery Live Gaby Roslin about different breeds of pushes the buttons to dog reveal the results of the Lotto and Thunderball 21:00 Grand Tours of Scotland Paul Murton draws relives the golden days of 21:45 Casualty Dylan Scottish tourism, beginning receives a nasty surprise with a visit to the Isle of Arran when Bryan turns up 22:35 Mrs Brown’s Boys Agnes gets the wrong end of the stick and fears her relatives are planning to send her to a nursing home

23:05 News 23:25 Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle 23:55 Match of the Day: FA Cup Highlights 00:30 Film Dream House (15) 01:55 Weather for the Week Ahead 02:00 News

07:00 CITV 09:25 News 09:30 Weekend 10:25 Murder, She Wrote 12:15 Jeremy Kyle USA 13:05 News 13:15 Jeremy Kyle 14:15 BBQ Champ 15:20 Film - Hulk (12) 17:55 The Wine Show 19:00 News 19:30 You’ve Been Framed

07:10 King of Queens 08:00 Motorsport 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 The Morning Line 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 The Superhumans Show 12:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:25 The Simpsons 15:00 Racing: Haydock Park, Goodwood and York 17:30 20:00 Bang on the Money A Place in the Sun: Rickie Haywood-Williams Summer Sun 18:30 Homes and Melvin Odoom host the by the Med 19:30 News game show in which two teams of friends must battle 20:00 Grand Designs it out to hit a specific target Kevin draws on 15 years of number `bang on’ in a Grand Designs to look at series of physical and men- the challenges of self-building in the city tal challenges 21:00 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec host the final round of auditions before the nationwide talent contest moves on to the next stage, the Judges’ Decisions

21:30 Dad’s Army The pla- 22:15 Play to the Whistle toon welcome the first con- Piers Morgan, comedian tingent of American troops Katherine Ryan and England rugby union inter22:00 The Hollow Crown: national Danny Cipriani The Wars of the Roses Richard III A new threat takes part in the sportsemerges from within the based panel show King’s own family 23:00 News 23:15 Film 00:10 Film - Last Chance Run, Fat Boy, Run (12) Harvey (12) 01:40 Film - 01:10 Jackpot 247 04:00 Elena (12) 03:20 This is Murder, She Wrote 04:50 Nightscreen BBC Two

21:00 Jutland: WWI’s Greatest Sea Battle Reexamining the events of the WWI sea battle, during which thousands of British sailors lost their lives in less than 24 hours 22:00 Film - The Hunger Games (12) Katniss voluntarily takes her sister’s place in the Hunger Games, a televised competition in which two teenagers from each of the twelve Districts of Panem are chosen at random to fight to the death 00:50 Film - Savages (15) 03:05 Hollyoaks Omnibus 05:10 The Three Day Nanny

07:00 Milkshake 09:55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:30 The Saturday Show Live 12:30 Fail Army 13:00 Police Interceptors 18:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away 19:55 News 20:00 Cricket: England v Sri Lanka Highlights from the third day of the First Test in a three-match series 21:00 NCIS: Los Angeles Three men stage a raid on a drug deal, taking a suitcase full of cash and killing the dealer and an undercover LAPD officer. While studying footage taken from CCTV equipment in the house, Sam recognises the distinctive hand signals of one of the suspects as being those of Navy Seal Kurt Holgate 22:00 NCIS Gibbs and his colleagues investigate when Eric Kutzler, the first openly gay Navy lieutenant tipped to receive the Medal of Honour, is murdered 22:55 NCIS: New Orleans 00:30 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 01:00 Super Casino 04:10 Bamma 25: Champion v Champion 05:55 Divine Designs

13:40 Britain’s Got More Talent 14:40 Catchphrase 15:20 Scorpion 16:15 Film - Kangaroo Jack (PG) 18:05 Film - Back To The Future (PG) 20:20 Uncle Buck (12) 22:20 Britain’s Got More Talent 23:20 Celebrity Juice 00:10 Family Guy ITV3 13:30 Film - The Sign of Four (PG) 15:50 Foyle’s War 17:50 A Touch of Frost 20:00 Doc Martin 21:00 Foyle’s War 23:00 Lewis 01:00 Trial and Retribution 02:05 Northern Lights ITV4 13:00 Film - Death of a Gunfighter (PG) 15:00 FIA Formula e Championship Live 17:30 Pawn Stars18:00 Film - The Appaloosa (15) 20:00 Film - Casino Royale (PG) 22:50 River Monsters 23:50 State of Play 02:15 Hell On Wheels

09:00 The Weekend Mix, 12:00 Suzy G, 15:00 Keith Nicol

Sunday 22nd May 07:00 Breakfast 09:25 Match of the Day: FA Cup Highlights 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 The Big Questions 12:00 Sunday Politics 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 News 14:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:15 Homes Under the Hammer 14:45 Escape to the Country 15:30 Lose Weight for Love 16:30 Nature’s Epic Journeys 17:30 Lifeline 17:40 Points of View 17:55 Songs of Praise 18:30 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2016 19:30 News 20:00 Countryfile A special episode for National Vegetarian Week, in which Matt visits Jersey during the royal potato harvest and Ellie creates a landscape photograph with vegetables 21:00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona and the team visit Tredegar House, where members of the public bring along treasured antiques and collectibles

07:35 This Farming Life 08:35 Gardeners’ World 09:05 Countryfile 10:00 The Beechgrove Garden 10:30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:00 Athletics: Great Manchester Run 14:00 Film - Custer of the West (U) 16:15 Flog It 17:00 Film - Swimming (12) 19:00 Athletics: Great Manchester Run Highlights 20:00 Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside the RAF The Red Arrows mark the end of an era as they appear in a succession of airshows 21:00 World Cup 1966: Alfie’s Boys David Jason presents a documentary about how Alf Ramsey recruited the England football team that won the world cup in 1966

22:30 Horizon Michael Mosley investigates the dramatic rise in e-cigarettes in recent years, and questions whether they are a 22:00 Wallander Wallander health risk or a better altertravels to Cape Town to native to smoking investigate the disappearance of a Swedish woman 23:35 Stupid Man, Smart Phone 00:25 Later with 01:30 Holland 23:30 News 00:00 Room Jools 101 00:40 Athletics 01:40 Countryfile 02:25 Holby City 03:25 This is BBC Two Weather 01:45 News

06:55 Salvage SOS 08:10 King of Queens 09:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 Film - Step Up (18) 15:30 Film Evolution (PG) 17:30 Location, Location, Location 18:30 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 19:30 News

07:00 Milkshake 10:55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:30 Now That’s Funny 12:25 Film - Cloudy of Chance a with Meatballs 2 (U) 14:10 Most Shocking Talent Show Moments 17:05 News 18:55 The Yorkshire Vet 19:55 News

14:00 Film A Little Princess (U) 15:50 Film The Smurfs 2 (U) 17:55 Britain’s Got Talent 19:15 Britain’s Got More Talent 20:15 Film - Hulk (12) 23:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 00:00 Family Guy 01:30 American Dad!

20:00 Penelope Keith’s Favourite Villages The actress travels around Britain visiting villages in different parts of the country, and discovering how people’s attitudes have changed to these small communities. Her trip takes her to villages in Devon, Cornwall, Scotland and the 22:00 Coronation Street Lake District As everyone prepares for the wedding Johnny goes 21:00 Film - The Best to extreme lengths to stop Exotic Marigold Hotel Tracy ruining Carla’s big (12) British retirees travel to India to take up residence day in what they believe is a 22:30 Britain’s Got Talent newly restored hotel. Less Ant and Dec announce the luxurious than advertised, results of tonight’s viewers’ the Marigold Hotel nevertheless slowly begins to vote charm in unexpected ways 23:00 News 23:20 International Football 23:25 Gogglebox 00:30 Highlights 00:20 Aviva Film - Hitchcock (12) 02:15 Premiership Rugby Come Dine with Me 04:40 Highlights 01:15 Jackpot Win it Cook it 05:05 04:00 Motorsport UK 04:50 Location, Location, Nightscreen Location

20:00 Cricket: England v Sri Lanka Highlights from the fourth day of the First Test in a three-match series

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07:00 CITV 09:25 News 09:30 Weekend 10:25 Griff’s Great Britain 11:00 Peston on Sunday 12:00 Formula e Highlights 13:00 News 13:10 Jeremy Kyle 14:15 Planet’s Got Talent 14:45 Fierce 15:45 Britain’s Got Talent 17:00 News 17:30 International Football: England v Turkey 20:30 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec host the first semi-final of this year’s contest. The audition process is complete with 45 acts to pick and choose from. Tonight, nine of them will be performing live in the hope of impressing both the panel and the TV audience

21:00 Secrets of The Valley of The Kings An exploration of the Valley of the Kings, the royal necropolis of the pharaohs and the world’s most burial royal famous Egyptologists ground. investigate what drove Egypt’s greatest pharaohs to seek out this secluded valley to hide their remains

12:45 Foyle’s War 14:50 Columbo 16:50 Agatha Christie’s Marple 18:55 Margery and Gladys 21:00 Rosemary and Thyme 23:00 Ghostboat 00:35 Agatha Christie’s Marple 02:35 Blue Murder 03:20 May The Best House Win ITV4

22:00 Film- Sabotage (15) Members of an elite DEA task force find themselves being taken down one by one after they rob a drug cartel safe house

09:35 Pawn Stars 10:30 French Open Tennis: Roland Garros Paris 22:00 Rugby 23:00 Film Raw Deal (18) 01:10 Film Red Heat (18) 03:20 Tommy Cooper

00:05 Film - Under Siege (15) 01:55 Super Casino 04:10 Police Interceptors 05:00 Now That’s Funny 05:50 Nick’s Quest

09:00 The Weekend Mix, 12:00 Suzy G, 15:00 Tony De Love

Monday 23rd May

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Council House Crackdown 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Family Finders 12:45 Break-in Britain - The Crackdown 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 For What It’s Worth 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Rhs: Chelsea Flower Show 2016 17:30 Flog It 18:15 Pointless 19:00 News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2016 Sophie Raworth and Joe Swift present coverage of the horticultural event from around the showground 21:00 EastEnders The Beale family is thrown into turmoil, leaving Ian faced with a tough decision 21:30 Panorama Tom Heap reports on how resistance to prescribed antibiotics could become a serious public health threat 22:00 Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle A final selection from the career of the comedian, actor, writer and director 22:30 I Want My Wife Back Murray tries to clear things up with his colleague Emma 23:00 News 23:45 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 00:30 The Graham Norton Show 01:15 Weather for the Week Ahead 01:20 News

07:15 Homes Under the Hammer 08:15 Flog It 09:00 The Food Detectives 09:30 Gardeners’ World 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 News 13:00 The Daily Politics 14:00 Athletics 15:00 Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds 15:30 The TV That Made Me 16:00 Holiday of My Lifetime 16:45 The Tea Trail with Simon Reeve 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Bargain Hunt 18:55 Referendum Campaign Broadcast by the Vote Leave Campaign 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Countryfile Spring Diaries 20:00 Antiques Road Trip Christina Trevanion and Thomas Plant start their trip in north Wales, before travelling through Warwickshire and Essex in a 1962 Bedford van 21:00 RHS: Chelsea Flower Show 2016 Highlights of the Queen’s annual visit and a look forward to tomorrow’s medals announcement 22:00 The Great British Sewing Bee Claudia sets the remaining contestants three challenges designed to test different fabric handling skills on children’s clothing 23:00 Upstart Crow 23:30 Newsnight 00:30 Weather 00:35 Horizon 01:35 The Vikings Uncovered 03:05 Mary Beard’s Ultimate Rome: Empire Without Limit 04:05 This is BBC Two

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 News 20:00 Emmerdale Lawrence comes under pressure to reveal all 20:30 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec present the second live semifinal, as nine more of the 45 chosen acts compete to impress judges Amanda Holden, David Walliams, Simon Cowell and Alesha Dixon and secure the allimportant viewers’ vote 22:00 Coronation Street Carla may have a shock for Nick on their wedding day 22:30 Britain’s Got Talent Results Ant and Dec announce the act with the highest number of public votes, automatically going through to the final. Simon Cowell, David Walliams, Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon then decide which of the contestants in second and third place they want to see again 23:00 News 23:45 The Cube 00:45 Murder, She Wrote 01:35 Jackpot 247 04:00 Jeremy Kyle 04:55 Nightscreen

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will and Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:30 Undercover Boss Canada 12:30 Four in a Bed 13:00 News 13:05 Four in a Bed 15:10 Fifteen to One 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Shipping Wars 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 News 20:55 Referendum Campaign Broadcast 21:00 Eating Well with Hemsley and Hemsley Always on the lookout for substitutes for refined sugar, the sisters visit two urban beekeepers in London who make raw honey 21:30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy heads to Seville to look for the mysterious ingredient that gives marmalade its bitter tang 22:00 24 Hours in A and E Fifty-nine-year-old Charulata is rushed to A&E after collapsing at home with signs of a stroke 23:00 Very British Problems 00:05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 01:05 Random Acts 01:35 24 Hours in Police Custody 02:35 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 03:25 World’s Most Extreme 04:20 Posh Pawnbrokers 05:15 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free 05:35 Win it Cook it

07:00 Milkshake 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 13:10 News 13:15 Cowboy Builders 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:20 NCIS: New Orleans 16:15 Killer Switch 18:00 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 News 19:55 Referendum Campaign Broadcast by the Vote Leave Campaign 20:00 Cricket: England v Sri Lanka Highlights from the fifth day of the First Test in a three-match series 21:00 Police Interceptors Chris and Andy pursue a drug dealer through the back streets of Shotton, Co Durham and Kev tracks down a man threatening drinkers with an axe 22:00 Secrets of the Nazi Occult Documentary examining a secret society that contained many members of the Nazi high command, including both Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler, were initiates of a secret society that held top secret meetings and rituals at Wewelsburg Castle in Germany 23:00 Gotham 00:00 Up Late with Rylan 00:45 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 01:45 Tattoo Disasters UK 02:10 Super Casino 04:10 Castle 05:00 Criminals Caught on Camera 05:45 Wildlife SOS

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ITV3 07:00 In Loving Memory 07:25 Heartbeat 08:30 Where the Heart Is 09:30 The Royal 10:35 Judge Judy 11:55 Murder, She Wrote 12:55 Sherlock Holmes 14:00 Heartbeat 15:05 The Royal 16:05 Where the Heart Is 17:10 In Loving Memory 17:50 On the Buses 18:20 George and Mildred 18:55 Heartbeat 20:00 Murder, She Wrote 21:00 Lewis 23:00 Wycliffe 00:00 The Knock 01:15 Cold Blood 02:30 On the Buses 03:00 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping ITV4 07:00 Tommy Cooper 07:30 Minder 08:35 The Chase 09:35 Storage Wars: Texas 10:30 Live French Open Tennis 22:00 MotoGP Highlights 23:00 Heartbreak Ridge 01:40 Premiership Rugby Union 02:45 Motorsport UK 03:45 ITV4 Nightscreen 04:00 Teleshopping

FOOD UNWRAPPED What exactly constitutes sustainable fish? Everybody from Hugh FearnleyWhittingstall to the credits on MasterChef exhort us to cook with it – and rightly so – but which fish can we eat with a clear conscience? In this edition of the chewy series on food Kate Quilton learns that farmed fish may be far from sustainable and, in an east London industrial estate, meets an entrepreneur who has developed an ecosystem that could transform fish farming. Matt Tebbutt investigates goat meat and Jimmy Docherty visits Seville to look for “the mysterious ingredient that gives marmalade its bitter tang”. Channel 4 21:30 Er, Seville oranges, perhaps? gests he should tell his house, but Megan tries to reassure him that she’d family the truth. never get back with Jai. Meanwhile, Laurel tells Nicola that it might be a good thing that Ashley has forgotten about the social worker’s visit. Seeing how much his daughter is struggling, Doug decides that Laurel deserves a In Emmerdale, Lawrence night on the town with is furious when he finds Nicola. In Coronation Street, Ronnie at Home Farm when Todd calls round again. Bernice suggests Elsewhere, Vanessa is with the bride’s bouquet, they should tell Chrissie unimpressed when Carly Carla is furious to hear about Ronnie, but suggests Tracy can move that Tracy cancelled her Lawrence snaps at the into the spare room, but florist. A jittery Carla wonidea. she later admits that she ders what other stunts needs livening up and Tracy is planning and Lawrence is determined to Tracy could help. fears that she could still sort things once and for manage to ruin the day. all, but he begins to panic Also today, Sam is put out when Ronnie also sug- to see Jai’s flowers in the Later, with Johnny

08:00 Peter Hurst, 11:00 Trev Massey, 14:00 Alex Trelinski, 16:00 Gordon Lack 19:00 Andy James nowhere to be found, Roy offers to walk Carla down the aisle. As Carla comes face-to-face with her husband-to-be, Carla tells Nick that she wants to speak to him in private. Will the ceremony go ahead?

hustles him out, telling him he’ll be late for the wedding and promises him she’ll take over as Tracy’s jailer. Elsewhere, a problem with Fiz’s dress leaves Tyrone worried that he’s ruined her day.

Meanwhile, at Sean’s suggestion, Jenny heads to the factory to get in some sewing practice while it’s quiet. Jenny is shocked to discover Johnny in the factory with Tracy locked in the store room.

In Eastenders, Stacey and Martin’s wedding celebrations continue, but all hell breaks loose after Bobby strikes again and leaves Jane fighting for her life.

Johnny explains that Tracy has got some dirt on Carla and has the potential to ruin her wedding. To Johnny’s surprise, Jenny

The situation becomes even more dramatic when Bobby arrives at The Vic and admits what he did to Jane in front of everyone.

With Jane’s life hanging in the balance, Ian is faced with a tough decision. Will he continue to protect Bobby or finally turn his back on him? Meanwhile, Roxy arrives at The Vic looking for Amy. Despite Ronnie’s request to keep an eye on her, Jack sends her on her way. Outside, Linda encourages Roxy to open up about Dean but Roxy doesn’t want to hear it.

Tuesday 24th May 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Council House Crackdown 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Family Finders 12:45 Break-in Britain - The Crackdown 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 For What It’s Worth 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Rhs: Chelsea Flower Show 2016 17:30 Flog It 18:15 Pointless 19:00 News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders Sharon does her best to help the Beales, but things quickly take a turn for the worse

07:00 Flog It 07:30 Council House Crackdown 08:15 Family Finders 09:00 The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain 09:30 Great British Railway Journeys 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 News 13:00 The Daily Politics 14:00 The Super League Show 14:45 A Taste of Britain 15:30 The TV That Made Me 16:00 Holiday of My Lifetime 16:45 Caribbean with Simon Reeve 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Bargain Hunt 18:55 Referendum Campaign Broadcast by the Stronger in Europe Campaign 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Countryfile Spring Diaries

21:00 Holby City Arthur is determined to prove his worth in the face of Hanssen’s ambitions

20:00 Antiques Road Trip It’s the final leg for Christina Trevanion and Thomas Plant

22:00 In the Club With Shelly keeping baby Sebastian with her on the ward overnight, an anxious Andrew and Nathan prepare to bring him home again. Andrew’s convinced something’s going to go wrong and that Shelly will change her mind, while Nathan struggles to keep him calm

21:00 RHS: Chelsea Flower Show 2016 It’s medals day at the RHS

3:00 News 23:45 The Last Whites of the East End 00:45 The Truth About Dementia 01:45 Weather for the Week Ahead 01:50 News

22:00 Old School with the Hairy Bikers Si and Dave have four weeks left to prove that their social experiment pairing up teenagers with pensioners is working 23:00 Later Live with Jools Holland 23:30 Newsnight 00:10 Weather 00:15 Deepcut: Behind the Barbed Wire 01:15 Nature’s Epic Journeys 02:15 This Farming Life 03:15 Paul O Grady: The Sally Army and Me 03:45 This is BBC Two

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 News 20:00 Emmerdale Lawrence comes up with a shocking plan to deal with Ronnie 20:30 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec present the third live semi-final as more acts take to the stage in a bid to impress Simon Cowell, Alesha Dixon, David Walliams and Amanda Holden and reach the final 22:00 Coronation Street Tracy makes her escape and rushes to the wedding 22:30 Britain’s Got Talent Results The viewers have spoken after another semi-final filled with talent, and the act with the highest number of votes goes straight through to the final. The two runners-up are then left at the mercy of the judges, who decide which of them deserves the remaining spot 23:00 News 23:45 Living with Quads 00:45 Columbo 02:10 Jackpot 247 04:00 Loose Women 04:50 Nightscreen

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will and Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:30 Undercover Boss Canada 12:30 Four in a Bed 13:00 News 13:05 Four in a Bed 15:10 Fifteen to One 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Shipping Wars 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 News 20:55 Referendum Campaign Broadcast 21:00 Obsessive Compulsive Country House Cleaners James and Alison want to open a B&B, but with the bedrooms piled with junk, they are going to need all the help they can get transforming the Georgian manor into a des res once more 22:00 How to Get a Council House Monika from Poland and her Ugandan husband Frederick who have fallen behind on their rent and are now facing eviction 23:00 Britain’s Weirdest Council Houses 00:05 24 Hours in A and E 01:05 PokerstarsCom PCA 2016 02:00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 02:30 Gillette World Sport 02:55 Motorsport 03:25 The Superhumans Show 03:50 Posh Pawnbrokers 04:45 The Three Day Nanny 05:40 Win it Cook it

07:00 Milkshake 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 13:10 News 13:15 Cowboy Builders 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Film Seduced by Lies 18:00 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 News 19:55 Referendum Campaign Broadcast by the Stronger in Europe Campaign 20:00 FIA World Rally C h a m p i o n s h i p Highlights - The Rally de Portugal Jon Desborough presents highlights of the fifth round of the season 21:00 The Yorkshire Vet Julian Norton and his practice partner Peter Wright have to cope with nighttime emergencies, as Julian performs outdoor surgery on a first-time mum and Peter examines a cat with a potentially lifethreatening condition 22:00 The KKK: Behind the Mask Looking at today’s Klan members and examining whether America is heading for a new race war 23:00 Your Child in Their Hands 00:00 Up Late with Rylan 00:45 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away 01:45 Tattoo Disasters UK 02:10 Super Casino 04:10 Castle 05:00 Criminals Caught on Camera 05:45 Wildlife SOS

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In Emmerdale, Lawrence lies to Bernice that Ronnie is blackmailing him. His day gets worse when a phone call from his insurance leads to the revelation that Sam has crashed one of the quad bikes. Losing his patience in response, Lawrence sacks Sam. Later, on Sam’s recom-

The Ku Klux Klan is the most notorious white supremacist group in America. Once having over a million members, today it’s a shadow of its former self, and yet the marches, the cross burnings and the racial hatred continues in the Southern states. This documentary profiles today’s Klan members, examines the impact the group has had on America over the last 150 years, and examines whether America is heading for a new race war.

mendation, Rakesh offers Ronnie a job overseeing the Mill conversion. Lawrence is furious but comes up with a drastic plan to get rid of Ronnie. Meanwhile, Charity accuses Holly of stealing the missing gig tickets, but Holly delivers a stinging comeback. Charity then gets an idea when Moira suggests that Holly could assist Victoria out with the van. When the van’s petty cash box is unguarded, Charity makes her move. When the cash is found to be missing, Holly is naturally the number one sus-

pect. Elsewhere, Jimmy is surprised at how much he enjoys himself when he is roped into chaperoning Ashley. However, Ashley is unaware that he’s being overseen while he has Arthur. In Eastenders, Bobby is arrested for his attack on Jane.

1989: Yorkshire Ripper’s wife wins £600,000 damages. it’s just the beginning of the drama and what happens next shocks her. At the hospital, the Beales anxiously wait for news on Jane’s condition, but Ian soon finds himself at the police station too. Meanwhile, Denise becomes worried for Jane and makes a phone call to Christian. In Holby City, When Hanssen suddenly decides to be a hands-on surgeon on Keller, Arthur is desperate to prove his worth.

Sharon tries to take control of the terrible situation, but

from the professional and makes a heart-wrenching decision.

Later, Arthur has difficulty separating the personal

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Dinner Date 08:00 Ellen DeGeneres 08:50 Emmerdale 09:20 Coronation Street 10:20 Psych 11:10 Britain’s Got Talent 12:45 Britain’s Got Talent Results 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:45 Ellen DeGeneres 15:40 Jeremy Kyle 18:00 Britain’s Got Talent 19:30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Family Guy 23:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 00:00 Family Guy 01:00 American Dad! 02:00 Two and a Half Men 02:30 Safeword 03:10 The Hot Desk 03:20 Teleshopping 06:50 ITV2 Nightscreen ITV3 07:00 In Loving Memory 07:25 Heartbeat 08:30 Where the Heart Is 09:30 The Royal 10:35 Judge Judy 11:55 Murder, She Wrote 12:55 Sherlock Holmes 14:05 Heartbeat 15:05 The Royal 16:10 Where the Heart Is 17:15 In Loving Memory 17:50 On the Buses 18:20 George and Mildred 18:55 Heartbeat 20:00 Murder, She Wrote 21:00 Lewis 23:00 Wycliffe 00:00 The Knock 01:15 Cold Blood 02:35 On the Buses 03:00 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping ITV4 07:00 Hat-Trick Heroes 07:20 Minder 08:30 The Chase 09:25 MotoGP Highlights 10:30 Live French Open Tennis 22:00 The Chronicles of Riddick 00:20 30 Days of Night 02:35 Minder 03:40 Movies Now 03:50 ITV4 Nightscreen 04:00 Teleshopping

08:00 Peter Hurst, 11:00 Trev Massey, 14:00 Alex Trelinski, 16:00 Gordon Lack In Coronation Street, Jenny is now guarding a captive Tracy for Johnny, but she gets caught out by Aidan and Rita. Knowing that time is running out, Tracy makes her escape and rushes off to the wedding. Will she ruin Carla’s big day?

Meanwhile, with the ice thawing between them, Oliver grabs his chance to get back with Zosia. However, disaster strikes when Oliver crosses a line. Elsewhere, a secretive Raf makes a personal sacrifice when a newly-empowered Fletch finally makes a date with Naomi.

Meanwhile, how will Nick react to what Carla has to tell him?

CODE CRACKER

Code Cracker is a crossword puzzle with no clues; instead, every letter of the alphabet has been replaced by a number, the same number representing the same letter throughout the puzzle. All you have to do is decide which letter is represented by which number. In this week’s puzzle, 12 represents N and 10 represents Q, when these letters have been entered throughout the puzzle, you should have enough information to start guessing words and discovering other letters.

QUICKIE

Across 1 Freight (5) 4 Pre-Soviet Russian ruler (4) 9 Not of the church (7) 10 Beneath (5) 11 Sprite (3) 12 Concur (5) 14 Annoyed (5) 15 Called for (5) 16 Capital of the Ukraine (4) 18 Thought (4) 20 Country in NE Africa (5) 22 Regulations (5) 23 Sailing boat (5) 25 Owed (3) 26 Furnishings (5) 27 Branch of mathematics (7) 29 Raps (4)

30 Shabby (5)

Down 1 Unconcerned (6) 2 Happen again (5) 3 Nocturnal bird of prey (3) 5 Foolishness (9) 6 Needlessly time-consuming procedure (3,4) 7 Type of cactus (7,4) 8 Terse (5) 13 Listen in (9) 17 Unlawful (7) 19 Primitive (5) 21 Stable (6) 24 Thick rope of wire (5) 28 American term for petrol (3)

Last weeks Solution

Across: 1/1D Crew cut, 3 Pious, 8 Terrain, 9 Cuffs, 10 Style, 11 Surmise, 12 Insist, 14 Briefs, 17 Traitor, 19 Press, 21 Spike, 22 Tarnish, 24 Mites, 25 Jest. Down: 2 Early, 3 Punish, 4 Occur, 5 Suffice, 6 Labels, 7 Assesses, 10 Skittish, 13 Stadium, 15 Report, 16 Gratis, 18 Theft, 20 Elite, 23 Hat.

Scribble Pad

DOUBLE CROSS-WORD Solve the Double Cross-Word puzzle using either the standard or cryptic clues, the answers are exactly the same.

CRYTPIC CLUES Across 1 Can prigs change grating? (8) 5 Never loses new still (4) 9 Plenty follow old church cats (7) 10 Well-mannered for the community (5) 11 Moan about meat (4) 12 Date for Roman candles to be ordered (7) 15 Substitute Torres for Roll (6) 16 Supplicant getting food in bar (6) 19 There, in charge, unorthodox dissident (7) 21 Girl with an article for the fete (4) 24 Angry, as seen in Muhammad Ali video (5) 25 Noticed it's blemished (7) 26 Indian region harbours unknown painter (4) 27 Pet - a cold one perhaps (8)

Down 1 Bern yobs mistakenly have airs and graces (8) 2 No Tai fire-eaters made joints (7) 3 A mere game (4) 4 Some of Anna's sauce recipes are for a popular resort (6) 6 If you're so bright, what is six plus six plus 500? (5) 7 Have faith in royal Cambridge city (4) 8 Currently surrendered and formally agreed to a truce (7) 13 He's in beads and tops (7) 14 Material making instrument stop functioning (8) 17 Head of government rabbited on, agreed? (7) 18 Feast I cook for a party (6) 20 Diplomatic representative in a maiden voyage (5) 22 Beat note record (4) 23 Old bird's repeating word of encouragement (4)

STANDARD CLUES Down Across 1 Condescension (8) 1 Scratching repeatedly (8) 2 Marijuana cigarettes (7) 5 At any time (4) 3 Small pond (4) 9 Leopard-like cats (7) 4 Capital of the Bahamas 10 Courteous (5) (6) 11 Cattle meat (4) 12 First of a Roman month 6 Bright-coloured (5) (7) 7 Depend upon (4) 15 List of names (6) 8 Went along with (7) 16 Mendicant (6) 13 Decapitates (7) 19 Freethinker (7) 14 Sheer stiff muslin (8) 21 Festive party (4) 24 Enraged (5) 17 Let have (7) 25 Glimpsed (7) 18 Spanish celebration (6) 26 Spanish painter (1746- 20 Diplomat (5) 1828) (4) 27 Fondle or pet affection- 22 Beat severely (4) 23 Extinct, flightless bird (4) ately (8) Last weeks Solution Across: 8 Drastic, 9 Olive, 10 Syndicate, 11 Cod, 12 Brie, 13 Early on, 16 Insipid, 19 Sofa, 22 Nor, 23 Porcelain, 24 Stark, 25 Sets off. Down: 1 Odist, 2 Earner, 3 Strike up, 4 Scrape, 5 More, 6 Bitchy, 7 Bedding, 14 Respects, 15 Pianist, 17 Serial, 18 Duress, 20 Flagon, 21 Knife, 23 Peke.

FILL IT IN

Complete the crossword grid by using the given words:

2 letter words Ma My 3 letter words Add Eel Gas Ire Lea Mow Oft Rat 4 letter words Able Acre Aery Alee

Also Arco Cans Coda Cone Diet Digs Edit Else Espy Ides Line Loaf Lode Near Onto Pans Rare Roar Rock

Sane Skye Slap Soon Span Tree Yaws Yore 5 letter words Acorn Amber Aspic Awash Beige Coast Elate Idler Manse Modes

Motet Newel Saner Saves Scant Scold Scram Spree Stage Staid Stare Steed Stern Stone Store Story Tasty Toady 6 letter words

Ascend Assign Banish Barely Eatery Listed Stereo Stolen 8 letter words Ceremony Strident 9 letter words Moviegoer Sailboard

SPANISH-ENGLISH CROSSWORD

Improve your Spanish - clues in Spanish, answers in English or vice versa.

Across 1 Smooth (skin) (5) 4 Paintbrush (art) (6) 9 Lawyer (7) 10 Pecho (tórax) (5) 11 Proyecto (intención) (4) 12 Happiness (cheerfulness) (7) 13 Coche (automóvil) (3) 14 Side (of person) (4) 16 Seguro (convencido) (4) 18 Abeja (3) 20 Enemy (7) 21 Dawn (4) 24 Playing card (5) 25 Uña de pie (7) 26 Estación (parte del año) (6) 27 Melodías (música) (5)

Down 1 Sellos (Correos) (6) 2 Now (at this time, immediately) (5) 3 Age (of person, animal, building) (4) 5 Aumentar (tamaño) (8) 6 Más claro (7) 7 Letters (of alphabet) (6) 8 To fly (5) 13 Cook (chef) (8) 15 Avenue (7) 17 Combs (for hair) (6) 18 Barcas (5) 19 Cockerels (6) 22 Aprender (5) 23 Cinturón (4)

11 Across 1 Early radio and television series starring Jack Webb as Los Angeles police detective, Sergeant Joe Friday (7) 5 Order to appear before a judge or magistrate, or the writ containing such an order (7) 8 Longest French river that rises in the Massif Central and flows north and west to the Atlantic Ocean (5) 9 American country and rockabilly singer and songwriter who topped the UK singles chart in 1958 with Whole Lotta Woman: Marvin --------- (9) 11 Heavy beams formerly used in breaching fortifications (9,4) 13 Widespread coniferous tree that has a distinctive conical shape and hanging cones, widely grown for timber, pulp, and Christmas trees (6) 16 Severe headache or other after-effects caused by drinking an excess of alcohol (8)

18 General who commanded the Carthaginian army in the second Punic War (8) 19 Surname of English admiral who defeated the French fleets of Napoleon but was mortally wounded at Trafalgar (1758-1805) (6) 24 Divulge confidential information or secrets (5,3,5) 26 Actors' and workmen's entrance from the street to the area of a theatre (5,4) 27 Able to move quickly and easily (5) 28 Perfumed liquid made of essential oils and alcohol (7) 29 Cosmic explosion that is hypothesised to have marked the origin of the universe (3,4) Down 1 Surname of French composer and organist whose best-known works are the ballets Coppélia (1870) and Sylvia (1876) (7)

SUDOKU

Quiz Word

2 2004 biopic based on the life of entrepreneur Howard Hughes: The ------(7) 3 Daughter of one's

brother or sister (5) 4 Round root with white or cream flesh which is eaten as a vegetable and also has edible leaves (6)

5 Sixties British children's 'Supermarionation' television series, created by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson featuring a highly-sophisticated combat submarine built for speed and manoeuvrability, the flag vessel of the World Aquanaut Security Patrol (WASP) (8) 6 English conspirator who claimed that there was a Jesuit plot to assassinate Charles II: Titus ----- (5) 7 First name shared by former Governor of Alaska, Palin and former wife of Prince Andrew (5) 10 Quarrel noisily, angrily or disruptively (7) 12 Basic unit of money in Uruguay, Mexico, Cuba, Colombia and Chile (4) 14 Sweet yellowish- or brownish-green edible fruit that is narrow at the stalk and wider towards the base (4) 15 Style or method of cooking, especially as characteristic of a particular country, region, or

establishment (7) 17 American keyboard instrument resembling an organ but with the notes produced by steam whistles, formerly used on showboats and in travelling fairs (8) 20 Ability to sustain prolonged physical or mental effort (7) 21 Fund of money put by as a reserve (4,3) 22 Angel of the second order whose gift is knowledge who is usually portrayed as a winged child (6) 23 Simple high-level computer programming language that uses familiar English words, designed for beginners and formerly used widely (5) 24 Mollusc with a single spiral shell into which the whole body can be withdrawn (5) 25 Surname shared by English folk musician, Billy and English broadcaster and author, Melvyn (5)

SALLY’S SIMPLE SPANISH

THE GRADUATION

Match these words with their Spanish translations then find them in the wordsearch. (Answers below)

abrazar

el escenario

aplaudir

el fotógrafo

bailar

el logro

besar

emocionarse

celebrar

hacer un brindis

el birrete

la toga

el champan

llorar

el diploma

los invitados

el discurso

orgullosa

science QUIZ

ANSEWRS 1. The Kings Of Rythm 2. Texas 3. Fame 4. KBE 5. Cher 6. Francis Rossi 7. Purple Rain 8. 7 9. Will Young 10. Voice Of An Angel

Last Week’s Solutions Code Cracker Last weeks Quiz Word Solution Across: 1/26 Rush hour, 3 Stag beetle, 10 Diapers, 11 Premier, 12 Diploma, 13 Stogie, 15 Ivory, 16 Euphemism, 18 Alligator, 21 Ellis, 23 Gallop, 25 Shikoku, 27 Obelisk, 28 Okinawa, 29 Rose Garden, 30 Adze. Down: 1 Red admiral, 2 Shampoo, 4 Testament, 5 Gapes, 6 Eyesore, 7 Tbilisi, 8 Ezra, 9 Memory, 14 Emasculate, 17 Periscope, 19 Loafers, 20 Gelding, 21 Elixir, 22 Leopard, 24 Poker.

Empareja estas palabras - Match the Spanish and English words You will find the answers at the bottom of the quiz. 1.abrazar, 2.aplaudir, 3.bailar,

18.orgullosa.

m.the champagne, n.the stage,

4.besar, 5.celebrar, 6.el birrete,

o.to get emotional,

7.el champan, 8.el diploma,

a.to kiss, b.the guests,

p.to make a toast, q.to hug,

9.el discurso, 10.el escenario,

c.the speech, d.to celebrate,

r.the award.

11.el fotógrafo, 12.el logro,

e.the gown, f.to dance,

13.emocionarse,

g.the cap, h.the achievement,

14.hacer un brindis, 15.la toga,

i.the photographer, j.to cry,

16.llorar, 17.los invitados,

k.proud, l.to applaud,

Soduko

Span - Eng

Quizword

Answers: 1g, 2l, 3f, 4a, 5d, 6q, 7m, 8r, 9c, 10n, 11i, 12h, 13o, 14p, 15e, 16j, 17b, 18k.

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Fill It In

Wednesday 25th May

07:00 Flog It! Trade Secrets 07:30 Council House Crackdown 08:15 Family Finders 09:00 Great British Menu 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 News 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 Lifeline 14:10 Coast 14:45 A Taste of Britain 15:30 The TV That Made Me 16:00 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 16:45 Caribbean with Simon Reeve 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Bargain Hunt 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Countryfile Spring Diaries

21:00 Lose Weight for Love Clinical psychologist Tanya Byron comes to the aid of another couple whose diet is causing problems in their relationship Celena has gained five stone since getting together with Peter, who does all the cooking at home, producing high-fat, high-sugar dishes for the pair of them to eat

20:00 Grand Tours of Scotland Paul Murton discovers why Scotland was once regarded as a destination suitable only for male travellers, and learns about the female tourists who proved this assumption wrong

22:00 Nature’s Epic Journeys Documentary following thousands of zebra as they face lions, hunting dogs, drought and starvation to undertake the world’s most newly discovered migration 23:00 News 23:45 A Question of Sport 00:15 I Want My Wife Back 00:45 Dragonfly 02:25 Weather for the Week Ahead 02:30 News

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 News 20:00 Emmerdale Ronnie is horrified at the measures Lawrence is prepared to take to be rid of him 20:30 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec host the penultimate round in the week-long semi-final process 22:00 Coronation Street A shock incident changes the Platts’ future forever

22:00 The Making of an Ice Princess Documentary charting an 11-year-old competitive ice-skater’s extensive training regime ahead of the British Figure-Skating Championships

22:30 Britain’s Got Talent Results Ant and Dec announce the results of the public vote, with the most successful act progressing straight through to the Grand Final. Only one other act from tonight’s round can reach the next stage, but to do so, the two runners-up must once again face the judges in the hope that the panel will allow them to keep their place in the competition

23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 00:10 Weather 00:15 Old School with the Hairy Bikers 01:15 Attenborough at 90 02:15 Secret Britain 03:15 Normal for Norfolk 03:45 This Is BBC Two

23:00 News 23:45 Through the Keyhole 00:45 The Chase 01:40 Jackpot247 04:00 Murder, She Wrote 04:50 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 Jeremy Kyle

20:30 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2016 Monty Don and Joe Swift announce the winner of the highest accolade, the Jubilee Award

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:30 Undercover Boss Canada 12:30 Four in a Bed 13:00 News 13:05 Four in a Bed 15:10 Fifteen to One 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Shipping Wars UK 19:00 19:30 The Simpsons Hollyoaks 20:00 News

07:00 Milkshake 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 13:10 News 13:15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: Los Angeles 16:15 Deadly Sibling Rivalry 18:00 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 News

20:00 Police Interceptors Brian gets mobbed when he deals with a reckless 21:00 The Supervet learner driver Pioneering veterinarian GPs: Behind Noel Fitzpatrick plans to 21:00 Closed Doors Dr Sara use ground-breaking cell technology to repair dam- Kayat meets Daya who has aged cartilage in a 10- been experiencing trouble month-old golden retriever with his feet for the past that helps a five-year-old four years. He has what appears to be a fungal girl cope with epilepsy infection, so Dr Sara takes some clippings to send off 22:00 Boris v Dave: The for analysis Battle for Europe Michael Crick outlines how the 22:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll ongoing EU Referendum Take It Away Paul and battle between Vote Leave Steve are sent to north and Britain Stronger in London to evict a young Europe is not only a cru- mother who owes £6,000 sade to determine the UK’s in unpaid rent, but they disfuture in Europe, but also cover the family home that an intensely personal skir- is not quite what it appears mish between two of to be Britain’s most high-profile politicians 23:00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 00:00 Up 23:00 Secret Life of the Late with Rylan 00:45 On Human Pups 00:05 Benefits 01:45 Police Gogglebox 01:10 Blink: Interceptors Unleashed Music on 4 01:35 02:10 SuperCasino 04:10 Ramsay’s Kitchen My Violent Child 05:00 Nightmares USA 02:25 Caught on Camera 05:45 Film - Amelia (PG) 04:15 Wildlife SOS 06:10 Great Posh Pawnbrokers 05:10 Artists 06:35 House The Three Day Nanny Doctor

DON´T MISS

On This Day

BORIS V DAVE: THE BATTLE FOR EUROPE Michael Crick outlines how the ongoing EU Referendum battle between Vote Leave and Britain Stronger in Europe is not only a crusade to determine the UK’s future in Europe, but also an intensely personal skirmish between two of Britain’s most high-profile politicians. As fellow Tories, former London mayor Boris Johnson and Prime Minister David Cameron are ostensibly allies, but the pair have a long and storied history dating back through their time at Oxford, as members of the exclusive Bullingdon Club, to their shared childhood at Eton.

Channel 4 22:00 the shotgun at him and SOAPS says he has a message

Holly later impresses Cain when she shows him a picture of what she did to Charity. After Cain defends Holly from a furious Charity, Holly leans in for a kiss. How will Cain react?

from Lawrence White. Ronnie sees his turmoil and convinces him to put the gun down.

In Emmerdale, Ronnie is terrified when Sam points

Ronnie is appalled that Sam has been bullied into threatening him and decides to confront Lawrence, but will Ronnie be shocked at how hostile Lawrence can be?

1961: John F Kennedy pledges man on the moon.

Meanwhile, Holly is touched when Cain sticks up for her over the stolen money, but she is left desperate for revenge when she realises that Charity took the cash. She follows Charity to the salon and applies blue dye to her hair when Bernice is out of the room for a moment.

ted to receive a lukewarm reception when he returns.

Also today, Rodney is gut-

ITV3 07:00 In Loving Memory 07:25 Heartbeat 08:30 Where the Heart Is 09:30 The Royal 10:35 Judge Judy 11:55 Murder, She Wrote 12:55 Sherlock Holmes 14:05 Heartbeat 15:05 The Royal 16:10 Where the Heart Is 17:15 In Loving Memory 17:50 On the Buses 18:20 George and Mildred 18:55 Heartbeat 20:00 Murder, She Wrote 21:00 Lewis 23:00 Wycliffe 00:00 The Knock 01:15 Cold Blood 02:30 On the Buses 03:00 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping ITV4 07:00 Motorway Patrol 07:30 Minder 08:30 The Chase 09:30 Ax Men 10:30 Live French Open Tennis 22:00 British Superbike Championship Highlights 23:00 Death Wish 4: the Crackdown 01:10 State of Play 03:35 Movies Now 03:50 ITV4 Nightscreen 04:00 Teleshopping

08:00 Peter Hurst, 11:00 Trev Massey, 14:00 Alex Trelinski, 16:00 Gordon Lack 19:00 Andy James After checking the annexe, David warns Kylie and Sarah that the police are bound to discover Callum’s body. Are they all facing arrest? Meanwhile as the residents react to the drama at the wedding, an oblivious Cathy stuns Roy with a surprise proposal. Roy is confused by her decision.

Elsewhere, when Ashley wonders why Jimmy is spending time with him, Jimmy blames marital problems to prolong his visit. Jimmy has a plan when Dan says that he needs somewhere to study and tells Dan about having to discreetly mind Ashley.

In Coronation Street, It’s been a busy day for the Street, but events take an even more dramatic turn when a shock incident changes the Platts’ future forever.

Thursday 26th May 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Council House Crackdown 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Family Finders 12:45 Break-in Britain - The Crackdown 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 For What It’s Worth 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2016 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders Ian reels from his latest discovery, and things continue to go downhill 21:00 How Should I Vote? - The EU Debate Live from Glasgow, Victoria Derbyshire hosts a debate on the issues that matter to younger voters ahead of the June referendum on whether or not Britain should remain in the EU. An audience of voters under the age of 30 from all over the UK put their questions and concerns to a panel of senior politicians 22:00 The Truth About Alcohol A&E doctor Javid Abdelmoneim is on a mission to find out the truth about alcohol 23:00 News 23:45 Question Time 00:45 This Week 01:30 Weather for the Week Ahead 01:35 News

07:00 Flog It! Trade Secrets 07:30 Council House Crackdown 08:15 Family Finders 09:00 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Pressure Pad 14:45 A Taste of Britain 15:30 The TV That Made Me 16:00 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 16:45 Caribbean with Simon Reeve 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Bargain Hunt 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Countryfile Spring Diaries 20:00 Antiques Road Trip Charles Hanson and Margie Cooper are in Newark-on-Trent, where they search for items to take to auction in Aylsham, Norfolk 21:00 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2016 Monty Don and Joe Swift celebrate the achievements of the green-fingered experts responsible for the small show gardens 22:00 Peaky Blinders Tommy shares some important family news with his brothers, and outlines his plans for the most audacious criminal act the gang has ever undertaken 23:00 Mock the Week 23:30 Newsnight 00:10 Weather 00:15 Horizon 01:15 Hillsborough 03:20 Chasing Dad: A Lifelong Addiction 04:20 This Is BBC Two

20:30 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec host the last of this year’s semifinals, as a wide variety of acts once again set out to garner the praise of the judges

21:00 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It or List It Kirstie and Phil meet the Charles family. Mum Carla hates their three-bed semi, while husband Dr Richard says, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it

22:00 Coronation Street A body is found under the floor of Gail’s flat

22:00 24 Hours in Police Custody When does an argument become a case of domestic violence? That’s the question the police face as they are called to intervene in the many dramas that happen behind closed doors

22:30 Britain’s Got Talent Results Ant and Dec announce the act with the highest number of public votes, automatically going through to the final. The judges then decide which of the contestants in second and third place they want to see again. Plus, American girl band Fifth Harmony perform 23:00 News 23:45 Las Vegas with Trevor McDonald 00:45 Murder, She Wrote 01:40 Jackpot247 04:00 Countrywise 04:25 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 Jeremy Kyle

23:00 Undercover: Inside Britain’s Children’s Services 00:00 How to Get a Council House 01:05 The Millionaire Party Planner 02:00 Boris v Dave: The Battle for Europe 02:55 The World’s Most Extreme 03:50 Posh Pawnbrokers 04:45 Location, Location, Location 05:40 Win It Cook It 06:05 Fifteen to One

DON´T MISS

07:00 Milkshake 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 13:10 News 13:15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Reluctant Witness 18:00 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 News 20:00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways Chris sets out to reach the northernmost railway station on Earth, inside Russia’s Arctic Circle 21:00 Inside Britain’s Biggest Mosque Behind the scenes at the Baitul Futuh mosque in Morden, south London, home to Britain’s 30,000-strong Ahmadi Muslim community. The film reveals the defining moments of life at the mosque, from finding love to committing to faith as well as looking at international celebrations and a tragedy that devastates the entire community 22:00 On Benefits The documentary meets three people who dream a career in showbusiness will finally get them off benefits 23:00 Britain’s Flashiest Families 00:00 Up Late with Rylan 00:45 Lip Sync Battle UK 01:15 SuperCasino 04:10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 05:00 Caught on Camera

On This Day

THE TRUTH ABOUT ALCOHOL

BBC One 22:00 SOAPS

In Emmerdale, Cain tells Moira that it was Charity who stole the money, but he neglects to mention that Holly made a pass at him. Things get awkward when Holly wrongly assumes that Cain has told Moira about the kiss and claims he came on to her. Holly escapes the reper-

Doctor Javid Abdelmoneim explores the science behind drinking alcohol, including why the weekly recommended intake was lowered in January, with the men’s limit cut by a third to 14 units per week. He also asks whether a nightcap can aid sleep, why some people get drunk quicker than others, new evidence for the health risks posed by alcohol, what is behind the relatively healthy reputation of red wine and whether lining your stomach before drinking really does work and lessen the effects of a night out.

cussions by running off with Pete. Outside the village hall, she leaves a message for Moira begging her to call back. Cain deletes the message before listening to the end, unaware of the potential consequences. As Holly waits for Moira to call, she takes a wrap of heroin out of her bag. Will she be tempted to take it?

Meanwhile, when Ross

baits Pete about Moira, Finn finally snaps and punches him. Emma tends to Finn’s hand and Ross is rocked by their hostility when she tells him to sort himself out or leave them alone. Elsewhere, Liv shows Gabby the messages she has received from someone pretending to be Gordon. Gabby urges her to tell someone, but Liv is hoping they’ll stop once Gordon is cremated. Also today, Lawrence offers Sam his job back with a raise if he agrees to keep quiet about the attack on Ronnie, while

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Dinner Date 08:00 Ellen DeGeneres 08:50 Emmerdale 09:20 Coronation Street 09:50 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 10:20 Psych 11:10 Britain’s Got Talent 12:45 Britain’s Got Talent Results 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 14:45 Ellen DeGeneres 15:40 Jeremy Kyle 18:00 Britain’s Got Talent 19:30 Britain’s Got Talent Results 20:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 21:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Family Guy 23:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 00:00 Family Guy 01:00 American Dad! 02:00 Two and a Half Men 02:30 @elevenish 03:10 The Hot Desk 03:20 Teleshopping 06:50 ITV2 Nightscreen ITV3 07:00 In Loving Memory 07:25 Heartbeat 08:20 Where the Heart Is 09:25 The Royal 10:30 Judge Judy 11:55 Murder, She Wrote 12:55 Sherlock Holmes 14:00 Heartbeat 15:05 The Royal 16:10 Where the Heart Is 17:15 In Loving Memory 17:50 On the Buses 18:20 George and Mildred 18:55 Heartbeat 20:00 Murder, She Wrote 21:00 Lewis 23:00 Wycliffe 00:00 The Knock 01:15 Cold Blood 02:35 On the Buses 03:00 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping ITV4 07:00 World Cup Rivalries 07:20 Minder 08:30 The Chase 09:30 Fifth Gear 10:30 Live French Open Tennis 22:00 World Series of Darts: Dubai 02:00 Hell on Wheels 02:55 Ax Men 03:45 ITV4 Nightscreen 04:00 Teleshopping

1950: UK drivers cheer end of fuel rations.

Dan assures Jimmy that he’s still up for watching Ashley.

Meanwhile, Carla prepares to bid farewell to Weatherfield.

In Coronation Street, Gail’s granny flat finally gives up its gruesome secret as a body is found under the floor.

In Eastenders, Ian is struggling to come to terms with recent events.

08:00 Peter Hurst, 11:00 Trev Massey, 14:00 Alex Trelinski, 16:00 Gordon Lack 19:00 Andy James harsh home truths from Linda. Meanwhile, Sharon tries to protect her family and turns to Linda for support. Elsewhere, Ronnie continues her search for Roxy.

As the murder investigation begins, David, Kylie and Sarah get a visit from the police. As the pressure continues to build, Christian and his mum Linda Clarke turn up and reveal some worrying news about Jane. Ian can’t believe what he’s hearing, but he then has to brace himself for some

Also today, Pam realises Babe is to blame for the blackmail and asks Les to distract her while she finds evidence.

Food & Drink

Friday 20th May 2016

Aubergine, pepper and yogurt stacks with coriander pesto This coriander pesto, made with crumbled feta cheese, is great with grilled aubergine and roast peppers Preheat the oven to 190°C/375°F/gas mark 5. Halve the peppers and remove the seeds and stalk. Put into a small roasting-tin and brush with olive oil. Season. Roast for 35 minutes, or until the peppers are tender and the edges of the flesh are slightly scorched. Meanwhile make the pesto by putting everything, except the feta and chilli, into a food processor. Whizz to a purée. Season to taste, (to suit)then scrape into a bowl and add the feta cheese

and chilli. Cut the aubergines horizontally into slices about 1.5cm (½in) thick. Brush each slice with olive oil on both sides. Heat a griddle pan and cook the slices, working in batches if necessary (depending on the size of your griddle). Start off on a medium-high heat to get a good colour on both sides, then turn down the heat until the aubergines are cooked through. Season as you go along. Set them aside as they are cooked and squeeze a little lemon juice on them (but not too much).

Once the peppers are cool enough to handle you can remove the skins, if you wish. Although this looks slightly better, I usually don’t bother. Cut the roasted peppers into slices, lengthways. Build the stacks, starting with a slice of aubergine, then adding strips of pepper, spoonfuls of Greek yogurt and the pesto. This quantity should make four stacks of three layers. Top each stack with some of the pepper, a spoonful of pesto, a daub of yogurt and sprig of coriander.

The most mispronounced drinks... (Here are a few) Ever stumbled over your words trying to order an exotic sounding drink at the bar before you eventually give in due to the bartender's condescending stare and order your usual? We have created a helpful infographic showing you how to pronounce twenty alcoholic drinks correctly. At the top of their list were caipirinha and mai tai, two popular but commonly mispronounced cocktails. The infographic also includes the daiquiri, often said incorrectly when peo-

ple try to pronounce the "qu" instead of saying "kih" and curaçao, pronounced 'cure-a-soh'. Merlot also made the list as people often make the mistake of pronouncing the 't' when it should be said as 'mer-loh'. Hoegaarden is one of the most commonly mispronounced beers due to the fact most people aren't aware the 'hoe' is actually pronounced 'who', while Drambuie, Cointreau, and Boulevardier also made the list.

Eat your way to a slimmer summer The plan to help you shift weight the easy way. Here, the secret of 'beautiful eating’ Most people have a repertoire of about 20 recipes that forms the basis of what they eat much of the time – either when cooking at home or eating out at a restaurant. Try to think of my plan as simply rejigging your list of foundation recipes. You will find new favourites to nutritionally upgrade the options you’ve been cooking for years. There are five principles to

my nutritional method that I’d like you to understand before you begin. Love flavour. Eating beautifully is not about eating tedious chicken salads from the 1980s. You’re going to snazz up super-simple recipes to make sure that you really feel satisfied, by cooking dishes that are full of flavour and using ingredients that are bursting with freshness.

Calories do matter. Creating a sensible calorific deficit burns fat, doesn’t sabotage muscle mass and allows you ample calories to sustain your energy levels and workouts. However, counting calories and points is totally tedious, so I’ve created The Method in such a way that you won’t need to. You’ll learn to measure visually what your portions should look like (each of the recipes that follow serves

one), and your body will get used to eating more delicate amounts. Eat three meals and two snacks per day. This balance of mini meals ensures you’ll have excellent energy levels and helps beat tiredness – essential for an active lifestyle. Always balance your food groups. It’s important not to eliminate any whole group or make it the enemy. Combining a little of each macronutrient (protein, fat, carbohydate) at each meal supports the balancing of blood-sugar levels and hormones. Sip, sip, sip. The most effective way to hydrate is by drinking water evenly throughout the day. Limit caffeinated drinks to three a day, and regulate the milk in tea and coffee. It’s common to confuse hunger with thirst, so when you get the niggle of hunger, drink a large glass of water and wait for 10 minutes. Understand the purpose of each of these points and you’ll be assured that your new style of eating makes total sense – and there’ll be no going back.

I’m interested in two things on the programme: getting the best possible fat-burning results, in a way that is so sustainable that this style of eating becomes a habit. Remember: this is not a diet, but a philosophy that will form the foundation of the way you eat forever. TOP TIPS ‘Know why you’re doing everything. When you understand what an action, a thought or a food does to your body it becomes much easier to follow the right advice.’ 'There’s a huge difference between “clean eating” and “lean eating”. Just because a food is whole, raw or organic doesn’t mean it’s a free-for-all. A wheat-free, gluten-free chocolate cake is still a cake. If you’re eating more calories from foods than your body needs, it will still turn into fat. I’d skip the gluten-free date bar and save calories for a sticky toffee pudding on Sunday.' ‘Think in ink: visualise goals and define them by writing them down. It’s not a goal until it’s written down.’

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Friday 20th May 2016

Braised chicken with tomatoes and vinegar

Dessert

Chocolate almond cake recipe

Chocolate & Almond Cannoli Ingredients Serves 12 575g ricotta cheese 120g icing sugar 55g flaked almonds 60g dark chocolate, finely chopped 1 tablespoon amaretto liqueur 12 cannoli shells 1 tablespoon icing sugar 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder 12 cocktail cherries

Directions In a large bowl, stir ricotta cheese with 120g icing sugar until combined. Add almonds, chopped chocolate and amaretto. Carefully spoon into cannoli shells (or pipe using a piping bag), filling from the centre out. Sprinkle individual serving plates with icing sugar and cocoa or sprinkle on cannoli. Garnish plates with cherries. Ingredients Cannoli shells can be purchased online. If cocktail cherries are unavailable, use glace cherries instead. 1/8 teaspoon almond extract and 1 tablespoon water can be used in place of amaretto.

Serves 4 1.8kg chicken, jointed into 8, or 8 thighs and drumsticks Salt and black pepper 4 tbsp extra virgin olive oil 6 ripe tomatoes (approx 400g) or a 6 large tinned peeled plum tomatoes, without juice 1 garlic clove 75ml red wine vinegar 250ml white wine 1 tsp sugar A good handful of parsley, finely chopped A handful of black olives. 1 Season the chicken pieces with salt and pepper. If you are using fresh tomatoes, and you can be both-

ered to peel them, plunge them into boiling water for a minute, then run them under cold and the skin should slip away. Roughly chop the tomatoes. Peel and chop the garlic. 2 Warm the olive oil in a large casserole and then brown the chicken pieces until they are golden all over. Remove the chicken pieces from the pan and set aside. Add the tomatoes and garlic to the pan and fry gently for 5 minutes or so, or until the tomatoes are thick and sticky (and intensely flavoured), then add the chicken pieces and any

juices back and turn them into the tomato. 3 Add the vinegar, wine, sugar and a pinch of salt, let the pan come to a gentle boil and then reduce to a simmer and cook covered for 30 minutes, then uncovered for another 30 minutes or so stirring from time to time, adding a little more wine if necessary. By the end of the cooking time the chicken should be tender and surrounded by a good amount of rich, thick tomatoey gravy. In the last few minutes of cooking time, add the chopped parsley, olives and check seasoning.

Chocolate and almond cake 300g whole or ground almonds 200g dark chocolate Zest of an unwaxed orange (optional) 200g caster sugar A pinch of salt 5 tbsp whole milk 5 large eggs 1 Heat the oven to 180C/400F/gas mark 6. Generously butter and flour a 26cm cake tin, with a loose bottom if you like. If you want to roast the whole nuts, spread them on a baking sheet, and toast for 4â&#x20AC;&#x201C;5 minutes, then rub with a cloth to get rid of the papery skin. 2 If you are using a food processor and whole almonds, pulse the nuts a few times, then add the roughly chopped chocolate and pulse until you have a

coarse mixture. 3 If you are doing everything by hand, chop the chocolate finely with a sharp knife, grate over orange zest if you are using it, then mix with the ground almonds in a large bowl. 4 Add the sugar, salt and milk to the almond and chocolate and mix. Separate the eggs, setting the whites aside. Then beat the egg yolks into the mix one by one. 5 Whisk the egg whites until they form stiff peaks and then fold into the mixture, then scrape the mixture into the prepared tin. Bake for 40-50 minutes or until the cake is firm and just turning golden, and a skewer or piece of spaghetti inserted comes out clean. Allow to cool in the tin for a while before turning out.

Friday 20th May 2016

Mapped: The countries that eat the most meat

We're looking beyond UK borders to map the countries around the world that con-

sume the most - and the least - meat. It will come as no surprise to discover that the

biggest guzzlers of animal flesh are our American cousins. US residents consume, on average, 120.2 kilos of meat each year, according to 2009 figures (the latest comprehensive statistics we were able to obtain) from the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations. That compares with 84.2 kilos scoffed by Britons, 63.5 kilos by its Mexican neighbours, 25.8 kilos by natives of Thailand, and just 4.4 kilos by Indian citizens. The tiny Middle Eastern

state of Kuwait, surprisingly perhaps, comes second, followed by Australia (no shock there, given all those barbies), The Bahamas and Luxembourg. New Zealand, Austria, French Polynesia, Bermuda and Argentina complete the top 10. It is interesting to note that several of the most meathungry countries are also among the most obese. The US is 12th in that respect, Kuwait 9th, the Bahamas 10th, New Zealand 24th and Australia 26th.

Commandments of Italian cooking

1 Buy the best ingredients Italian food is relatively simple; its success is based mainly on the flavour of the key ingredient, so this must be the highest quality. The Italians spend far more on food than the British, in spite of having a smaller income. According to a 2008 Washington State University survey, the Italians spend $5,200 (£3,600) per person per year on food, while the British spend $3,700 (£2,600) – lower than the Germans, French, Spaniards and most other Europeans. To emulate an Italian in the kitchen, you need to prioritise flavour. 2 Use the right pan What difference could a pan make to the final result? Well, a risotto made in a paella pan would never have the soft gluey quality of a good risotto. A saute pan, because of its depth and

curved sides, is better for braising meat or vegetables than a frying pan. Pasta should be cooked in a cylindrical pot so the water returns to the boil more quickly once you have added the pasta, preventing the shapes from sticking together. Ragu, stews and pulses are cooked in pots made of earthenware, the best material for slow cooking, because it distributes the heat evenly. 3 Season during cooking Pepper is not used a lot in traditional Italian cooking, but, when it is, it’s usually added during – not after – cooking. Salt, always sea salt, is added as a dish cooks, usually at the beginning, so it dissolves properly, which means less call for serving salt. 4 Use herbs and spices subtly Both are added to

enhance the flavour of the main ingredient, not to distract from it. Pellegrino Artusi, one of the great cookery writers, wrote that flavourings should not be detected; they should only be a gentle foil. Chilli, nowadays the most popular, was once used only used in Calabria and the province of Siena. It is added in moderation mainly to shellfish and some tomato sauces. Nutmeg is often added to mashed potatoes and meatballs; cinnamon to braised meat, custard and cakes, and cloves always go into stock, chickpeas and game. Flat-leaf parsley, rosemary, sage and basil are invariably used fresh, but oregano is always used dried. 5 Make a good battuto A battuto is a mixture of very finely chopped ingredients, and varies according to their use. The most common battuto is onion, carrot and celery, which is the basis of the soffritto (see Commandment 6), but there are battuti of other ingredients, too. Some battuti are used a crudo, which means that they are added to the main dish without being cooked before. The most common of these is that of parsley, garlic, capers or olives and a touch of chilli; it is used for dressing cooked

vegetables, such as cauliflower, on boiled fish or with boiled meat, tongue or ham. Traditionally, onion and garlic are never present in the same battuto. 6 Keep an eye on your soffritto A soffritto is a cooked battuto, mostly a mixture of pancetta or lardo and vegetables. It is a vital part of many Italian dishes. A soffritto must be watched and stirred with care while it is cooking. Two minutes longer watching the telly and your soffritto becomes a burnt mess. I always add a pinch of salt when I saute the onion (usually the first ingredient to go into the pan), because the salt releases the liquid in the onion, thus preventing it from burning. 7 Use the right amount of sauce The Italians like to eat pasta dressed with sauce – not sauce dressed with pasta. The usual amount of sauce added to a portion of pasta is two full tablespoons, so the amount of ragu necessary for dressing about 500g of pasta is made with 400g of meat, plus the pancetta, all the vegetables for the soffritto and the tomatoes. A tomato sauce for 400-500g of spaghetti is made with 1kg of fresh tomatoes or with two tins of plum tomatoes.

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The perfect aloo gobi

According to chef Vivek Singh, this hearty cauliflower and potato dish is probably “the most common and basic vegetable curry you will find anywhere in India”. Cheap, filling and only coincidentally vegan, it’s a recipe you definitely need in your repertoire. The problem is, although aloo gobi has its origins in the Punjab, it’s now a firm favourite across India and Pakistan – and, as Singh observes, “one of the disadvantages of its universal appeal is that there is no such thing as a universal recipe”. Consider this, then, as one very good place to start. Potatoes Aloo, of course, means potato – the backbone of this dish. Most recipes are pretty vague on this point, with only Kaushy Patel’s book Prashad – based on recipes from her family’s Bradford vegetarian restaurant of the same name – specifying the waxy variety; and Sumayya Usmani – author of the new book Summers Under the Tamarind Tree: Recipes and Memories from Pakistan – recommending more floury Maris Pipers in a recipe from her maternal grandmother, Nani. The latter soften more easily during cooking, giving a fluffier result – more comforting, perhaps, but more prone to fall apart in the pan. It seems in the spirit of this thrifty dish to use up whatever you happen to have in the house, but if you’re buying them specially, I’d recommend waxy potatoes. (Serves 4) 4 tbsp neutral oil 1 tsp cumin seeds ½ tsp nigella seeds 350g waxy potatoes, cut into rough 2.5cm dice 1 medium cauliflower, cut into florets and chunks of stalk slightly larger than the

potato 1 yellow onion, finely sliced, 4 garlic cloves, crushed, 1 tbsp grated ginger, 1 tin of plum tomatoes, roughly chopped, or 5 chopped fresh tomatoes and 1 tbsp tomato puree, 2 tsp coriander seeds, toasted in a dry pan and ground, ½-1 tsp medium chilli powder, ½ tsp turmeric, 2-4 small green chillies, slit along their length, 1 tsp salt, 1 tbsp methi (dried fenugreek leaves), 1 tsp garam masala, Juice of ½ a lime.Small bunch of fresh coriander, chopped. Heat the oil in a wide, lidded pan over a medium-high heat. When it’s hot, add the cumin and nigella seeds and cook for a few seconds util they pop, then add the potatoes and sauté until golden. Scoop out with a slotted spoon and repeat with the cauliflower, then scoop this out into a separate bowl. Turn the heat down to medium-low, add a little more oil if necessary, and add the onion. Cook until soft and golden but not brown, then stir in the garlic and ginger and cook for a couple of minutes. Tip in the tomatoes, ground coriander, chilli and turmeric and cook, stirring regularly, until the oil begins to pool around the side of the pan. Add the potatoes back in along with the fresh chillies and salt, bring to a simmer, turn down the heat, cover and cook for five minutes. Add the cauliflower and a good splash of water, cover and cook until both are tender, stirring occasionally to make sure it doesn’t stick, and adding more water if necessary. Take off the heat, stir in the methi and garam masala and leave for 10 minutes, then stir in the lime juice and fresh coriander before serving.

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Friday 20th May 2016

DVD’S

Record Of The Week!

Our presenters have certainly found their likes from way back when over the last few weeks – with picks from the 80´s and two picks from the 70´s so far ! Last week saw Alex Trelinski digging deep into his formative years to come up with a popular Juke Box track that was also a BBC Radio 1 record of the week back in 1975 . The track – CHILD OF LOVE from the duo Caston and Majors – barley made an impact on the UK charts at the time – but as Alex said – it´s a classic case of the one that got away ! Listener and presenter feed back this week seems to confirm this. Next weeks pick will be from Andy James – our 7pm to 9pm man – Dance hit? Disco Hit ? Or will he surprise us ? Find out on Monday ! Once each presenter has had their choice, we will then extend the selection of the track to our listeners and advertisers. This could be a wonderful opportunity for a sponsor too – imagine your name and business being promoted Live 5 times a day by the best presenters on the costas - covering a massive area of coastline and inland. So don´t forget to tune into TKO 91.9 & 90.8fm and www.tko.fm every day from 8am to hear ..The brand new Record Of The Week ! For sponsorship deals and advertising please call 966 921 003 or email office@tko.media

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TOP 10 1. Captain America: Civil War 2. The Jungle Book 3. Money Monster 4.The Darkness 5. Mother's Day 6. Zootopia 7.The Huntsman: Winter's War 8. Keanu 9. Barbershop: The Next Cut 10. The Boss

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MONEY MONSTER REVIEW DIRECTOR Jodie Foster GENRE Thriller SYNOPSIS Lee Gates is a Wall Street guru who picks hot stocks as host of the television show "Money Monster." Suddenly, during a live broadcast, disgruntled investor Kyle Budwell storms onto the set and takes Gates hostage RELEASE DATE May 27, 2016DURATION 98 mins The Big Short successfully blended comedy and drama in attacking the financial markets. Money Monster, directed by Jodie Foster, is a simpler beast. George Clooney plays a monstrously over-

confident TV financial adviser, Lee Gates. Lee’s personal life is going down the tubes, with his marriages getting shorter, an escort service the first number on his speed dial, his skilful producer Patty (Julia Roberts) quitting her job, in despair at his incorrigibility. Then one of Lee’s tips comes back to haunt him. A few weeks back he enthused about an investment firm, Ibis, trading through ultrahigh-speed algorithms, as a safer bet than a savings account. Now it has lost $800 million in one day, the shares have plummeted, and its chief executive (Dominic West) has

disappeared. As Lee begins his spiel, a low-wage loser called Kyle (appealingly played by Jack O’Connell, good at being angry) bursts into the studio with a gun and suicide-bomb vest, which he forces Lee to wear, while the live broadcast continues. Kyle has put all his inheritance, $62,000 from his late mother, into Ibis and now he wants revenge. From here on, it’s a pretty straightforward hostage stand-off movie with a drumming soundtrack, in which Lee not only shows resource in surviving the situation but genuinely tries to

get some answers for Kyle about how all that money could disappear (the answer, disappointingly, is not systemic villainy, nor even computing madness, but one bad egg). There are a couple of funny moments — one when Lee tries to get his viewers to push the Ibis stock back up to save his life, only for it to sink, But essentially this is a uncomplicated comedythriller, in which Clooney comes good for the little guy and finds his own redemption, Julia Roberts changes her mind, and the markets are not guilty.

Castellón invites you to taste the culture of having breakfast Having breakfast means something more than simply having a snack in the morning, as it is the perfect excuse to gather with relatives and friends and spend a good time enjoying a tasty sandwich, cold beer or some delicious wine. In Valencia, the culture of having breakfast is an old tradition that should be kept. In Castellón everyone is well aware of this and that is the reason why they have organized the Jornadas Almuerzo BBC in different towns all over the province. The Jornadas Almuerzo BBC will be taking place until the 30th of May in establishments from Castellón de la Plana, Alcossebre, Morella, Alcalá de Xivert, Benicàssim, Peñíscola, Vall D’Uixó, Nules, Montanejos, Almassora, Atzeneta del Maestrat, Burriana, Chilches and Onda. You will be able to taste classic and also original and innovative sandwiches which also include something to drink and a “carajillo” (coffee with brandy or similar) for only 5 euros. The bars who participate in the contest will try to beat the other ones in preparing the best breakfast. There will also be a prize for the customers. Do not let the other ones tell you, come and enjoy it yourself. Another great incentive would be the fact that this event is

taking place in Castellón, one of the most beautiful provinces in Spain with its beach, mountains, tasty gastronomy, history, etc. It is the second Spanish province in terms of mountains and it also offers you a long coast with over 120 km and wonderful views and landscapes. You will be able to choose between beaches with fine sand and wild coves, only depending on how you feel at the moment. The interior offers many different sights with an ever-changing nature and with a broad historical and artistic heritage, full of festivities and unforgettable traditions. Come and find out more about the culture of having a proper breakfast. You will never forget it.

A gathering of corrupt law enforcement officials face a blackmail scheme that requires not only an unfeasible heist, but also the murder of a rookie cop in their band of brothers. A c o d e 999, an officer d o w n distress call, is the divers i o n needed to bolster success for the heist they must carry out to protect their standings. The police officers are faced with character-defining decisions in their attempt to carry out the murderous plan and subsequent heist.

Race Centering on the world famous Jesse Owens and his quest to become the best track and field runner of all t i m e , R a c e focuses on the drama of Owens's training regimen a n d buildup to the 1936 Olympics, which were held in Nazi Germany. Facing discrimination at home and abroad, Owens had to contend with a German society that hated anyone who did not fit into their idea of an "Aryan," along with an American society heavily steeped in racism and bigotry

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Five sisters grow up in a class-conscious society where their mother wants to secure husbands for her daughters. The right husband can set them up for life. One sister, Elizabeth, doesn't want to find a h u s band. S h e wants m o r e out of her life, and her father encourages that in her.

Friday 20th May 2016

Health

Friday 20th May 2016

Potatoes four times a week could cause high blood pressure, says study Contact@medb.es

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Higher intake of baked, boiled or mashed spuds and chips with raised risk of hypertension

Everyone knows chips are a dietary no-no. But now experts are warning that eating too much of the humble potato in any form – baked, boiled or as mash – could potentially be bad for our health. Research claims

that eating potatoes four times a week could be harmful and contribute to the condition that causes strokes and heart attacks, Britain’s biggest killers. The study, reported in the BMJ, is the first to identify

potatoes as a key source of hypertension, better known as high blood pressure. “We found independent prospective associations of higher intake of baked, boiled or mashed potatoes and french fries with an increased risk of hypertension,” said the researchers, who are based in Boston in the US. Women are particularly at risk, they said, although the study found that both sexes were affected. Their findings are a challenge to current official UK dietary advice on what foods Britons should be eat-

ing for health reasons – at present, people are encouraged to base meals on a starchy carbohydrate such as potatoes, pasta, rice or bread. “These findings have potentially important public health ramifications, as they do not support a potential benefit from the inclusion of potatoes as vegetables in government food programmes, but instead support a harmful effect that is consistent with adverse effects of high carbohydrate intakes seen in controlled feeding studies,” say the authors, who work at

Brigham and Women’s hospital and Harvard University. They advise replacing potatoes as often as possible with a non-starchy vegetable as a way of eating healthily. Curiously, they found no association between eating crisps and an increased risk of high blood pressure. However, the scientists did not measure people’s salt intake, which could affect their findings. Public Health England (PHE), the government’s food advisory agency, endorses potatoes as a key element of its Eatwell guide,

the Whitehall-backed advice on what constitutes an ideal diet, especially because they contain fibre. But the researchers say potatoes are problematic because they have a high glycaemic load, especially boiled potatoes. “The postprandial hyperglycaemia that follows a high glycaemic load meal has been associated with endothelial dysfunction, oxidative stress, and inflammation, all potentially important mechanisms in the development of hypertension,” their paper in the BMJ says.

Abortion rate in England and Wales hits five-year high Growing numbers of women in their 30s and 40s are terminating a pregnancy, official figures show

The number of abortions carried out in England and Wales last year was the highest in five years, driven by growing numbers of

women in their 30s and 40s who are terminating a pregnancy, official figures show. More women are having multiple abortions, according to the annual statistics released by the Department of Health. Almost four in 10 terminations are now carried out on women who have undergone the procedure before. Fifty women had each had eight terminations, the figures revealed. In all, 185,824 abortions were carried out on women and girls in England and Wales last year. That was 1,253 (0.7%) more than the 184,571 performed in 2014,

and the largest number since the 189,931 carried out in 2011. The figures provide further evidence that abortions are becoming less common among women under 30 and more so among women aged 30 and over. “Since 2005 the rates for women aged 30 to 34 have gone up from 14.5 per 1,000 women in 2005 to 17.1 in 2015, and rates for women aged 35 or over have gone up from 6.8 per 1,000 women in 2005 to 7.8 in 2015,” the statistical report said. The British Pregnancy

Advisory Service said: “The last decade has seen a considerable rise in the proportion of women having terminations who are either in a relationship or married.” Last year 70% of women ending a pregnancy were either married or had a partner – a big rise from 48% in 2005. Ann Furedi, the BPAS chief executive, said she was concerned that older women were finding it harder to access contraception because some services are restricted to younger women, especially for those seeking free emergency contraception, and also

because of the cost of the morning-after pill when bought over the counter from a pharmacy. Andrew Gwynne, the shadow public health minister, said cuts to sexual health services in some parts of England could be increasing the abortion rate by restricting women’s access to contraception. “Three years ago ministers promised to reduce the number of unplanned pregnancies. It’s time ministers took action to deliver on their promises and stopped sexual health services from going backwards on their watch,”

the Labour MP said. Furedi also voiced fears that high-profile warnings about women’s fertility declining from their mid-30s could be “misleading” and contributing to the growing abortion rate among older women. Among teenage girls, 1,853 under-16s had an abortion last year, including 509 who were under 15 and 79 who were under 14. Anti-abortion groups voiced unease at the overall increase. The charity Life said it was “seriously concerned and saddened” by the figures.

Farming is 'single biggest cause' of worst air pollution in Europe Farming is the biggest single cause of the worst air pollution in Europe, a new study has found, as nitrogen compounds from fertilisers and animal waste drift over industrial regions. When the nitrogen com-

pounds are mixed with air already polluted from industry, they combine to form solid particles that can stick in the fine lung tissue of children and adults, causing breathing difficulties, impaired lungs and heart function, and eventually

even premature death. The compounds come from nitrogen-rich fertilisers, which have been in common use for decades. Nitrogen, the major content of the air we breathe, is essential for plant growth, and enhancing that growth

has led to a massive industry in putting nitrogen - already naturally present in soils back into the ground in greater quantities. Ammonia, whose chemical composition is nitrogen and hydrogen (NH3), is a byprod-

uct both of fertilised fields and of animal waste, as it can come from the breakdown of livestock excretions. Links between fine particulate pollution and ammonia from agricultural sources have been slow to be firmly estab-

lished, but an increasing body of research suggests that this is now a leading source of air pollution. Europe, much of the US, Russia and China have been found to suffer from the problem.

MedB Health Dr M. Mannu

Friday 20th May 2016

Hot Flushes and Night Sweats

You may never experience hot flushes and night sweats going through the menopause, but most women do. Hotflush is a feeling of intense heat that spreads through the body lasting from a few minutes to

a few hours. Some other symptoms may also occur including vaginal dryness, mood swings, fatigue, headache, weight gain and palpitations. Hot flushes that occur at night can severely disrupt sleep and reduce

quality of life. If menopause is not managed properly, studies show that it can last up to 7 years on average. From clinical studies, we also know that women who experience hot flushes before the end of their periods can suffer for longer. Hot flushes are caused by a decrease in the levels of oestrogen (female hormones) in the body. Oestrogens have an effect on the hypothalamus, the part of the brain that regulates appetite, sleep, sex and body temperature. During menopause, the ovaries gradually reduce the amount of oestrogens they produce, however other glands in the body will produce more oestrogen such as the adrenal glands and fat cells. But to do so, these glands will need essential nutrients including amino acids, vitamins and minerals. And so a nutritious diet will go a long

way in helping with the problems of menopause. Foods that contain phytoestrogens - plant oestrogens are helpful and such foods include flaxseed, seaweeds, celery and parsley. Soy and soy-based products will also alleviate hot flushes. However, soy can have serious side effects, especially commercially available soy that may not be properly processed to remove harmful toxins. Depression is known to worsen hot flushes and treating it will help alleviate the symptoms of hot flushes. Although HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy) can be effective for treating hot flushes and other menopausal symptoms, it also comes with serious problems such as increasing the risk of suffering from breast cancer, strokes and blood clots. HRT should only be considered by women suf-

fering from such severe symptoms that it affects their quality of life. Herbs that are known to reduce hot flushes include Black Cohosh, Sage and red clover. Red clover contains similar compounds as soy (isoflavones) that help reduce menopausal symptoms. Black cohosh contains phytoestrogens - plant-basedoe strogens, that mimic the

effects of oestrogen in the body and so help reduce hot flushes. There are reports that controlled breathing for about 15 minutes daily is also very helpful. Controlled breathing involves inhaling and exhaling to the count of 5. FOR A FULL BODY DIAGNOSTIC SCAN CALL MEDB: 965071745, 966189074.

Zika virus could spread to Europe The Zika virus is expected to spread in Europe within the next few months, the World Health Organisation has said, although it has classified the risk of an outbreak at low to moderate. First seen in Brazil last year, the mosquito-borne virus has been detected in more than 50 countries and

has been linked to thousands of cases of microcephaly, a rare birth defect marked by unusually small head size. WHO Europe, which made the assessment, said the risk should not be underestimated. It is highest on the island of Madeira and the Black Sea coast of Russia and Georgia, where the Aedes aegypti

mosquitoes that are responsible for most of the infections are indigenous. But the risk is still considered moderate in 18 countries where a different mosquito, Aedes albopictus, breeds. Although this mosquito is not as efficient at spreading the virus as Aedes aegypti, it has been shown to be a

potential transmitter of the virus in Africa, Mexico and in lab experiments. France is the most likely to have a Zika outbreak among those countries with a moderate risk, because of factors including the density of its urban population, WHO Europe said. It is followed by Italy, Malta, Croatia, Israel, Spain, Monaco, San Marino, Turkey, Greece, Switzerland, Bulgaria, Romania, Slovenia, Georgia, Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, and also Montenegro. The risk in the UK is low. The WHO assessment concerns the likelihood of the virus spreading in late spring to summer if nothing is done to stop it. It is based on the presence of Zika virus-transmitting mosquitoes, a suitable climate for establishment of mosquitoes, a history of transmission of dengue or chikungunya, ship and flight connections, population density and urbanisation. But it also considered the capacity of countries in Europe to respond – and most would do so efficiently

and fast. Because of that, it classifies the Europe-wide risk as low to moderate. “The new evidence published today tells us that there is a risk of spread of Zika virus disease in the European region and that this risk varies from country to country,” Dr Zsuzsanna Jakab, WHO regional director for Europe. “With this risk assessment, we at WHO want to inform and target preparedness work in each European country based on its level of risk. We call particularly on countries at higher risk to strengthen their national capacities and prioritise the activities that will prevent a large Zika outbreak.” WHO based its assessment of how well countries would respond on their answers to a questionnaire. The results suggested that 79% – 41 states out of 51 in the European region plus Lichtenstein – have good or very good capacity although on specific issues there was substantial variation. Russia and Georgia already deal with mosquito-

borne diseases such as malaria, said WHO officials. Asked whether they were engaging with WHO on the issue of Zika, Dr Nedret Emiroglu, who heads WHO Europe’s division of communicable diseases and health security, said: “We are in close touch with them.” they and Madeira have been invited to a meeting in Portugal in June to discuss the control of Zika across the region. Countries with a high or moderate risk are being urged to take stronger measures to stop the spread of mosquitoes and reduce their numbers, including encouraging communities to get rid of pooled water that can form a breeding ground. Health professionals should be trained and equipped to detect Zika infection and report it within 24 hours. Pregnant women should be enabled to protect themselves from infection, including through sexual transmission. In February, the WHO declared a global health emergency over the Zika virus.

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Friday 20th May 2016

Grandma In A Pickle Come The Crunch I ARRIVED home from the pub the other evening and Mrs S announced: 'The Courier editor phoned.' 'Has he fired me?' I gulped, high on self-esteem as usual. 'Not yet,' said Mrs S. 'He said he needs this week's column by yesterday at the latest -- if it's not too much trouble.' I scratched my head in the hope of jump-starting my thought processes. But it was to no avail. 'I simply cannot think of anything to write about,' I whimpered. 'If you want my opinion,'

said Mrs S (who was going to give me her opinion whether or not I wanted her to) 'I honestly believe that now is the right time to take a rest from all the hard work that goes into your weekly musings.' 'Wow!' I responded. 'It's not at all like you to consider my welfare. I am deeply touched.' 'I am well aware that you are deeply touched -- your psychiatrist told me so,' shot back Mrs S. 'But I was actually saying that it is your readers who need to take a rest. It must be difficult for

them to plough through your nonsensical rantings every Friday. 'However,' she went on (there is always a "however" when Mrs S speaks) 'If you don't do a column this week, you'll get writer's block and I won't be able to put up with your self-pitying whining any longer. 'The consequence for you will be that I will have to pack my bags and leave you forever -- if not for longer.' I thought carefully over Mrs S's words before asking: 'Is there any likelihood of you providing me with already-prepared food to eat or previously-purchased beer to drink before you depart our love nest?' She replied: 'There'll be not a sausage to chomp on and nary a drop of ale to quaff in this house when I gently but firmly close the front door behind me for the final time.' 'Then I would beseech you not to abandon me because I'll be comatose

from self-neglect within hours.' Mrs S shrugged. 'Okay, then, I'll stay. Actually, while we're on the subject of food, why don't you write a column about your grandmother's pickle chaser?' It was my turn to shrug. 'Now who on earth in Spain would be interested in hearing about my gran's pickle chaser?' But just in case, here goes ... My grandmother was born in Lithuania and settled in Britain when she was a young lady. Meanwhile, my grandfather had arrived in England from his native Odessa in Russia. Their paths crossed in a Manchester marketplace and it was mutual attraction at first sight. They wed and Grandma bore Grandpa five sons, one of whom grew up to be my dad. Although Grandma's full married name was Goldie Silver she was left with little

of value when Grandpa passed away at much too young an age. Widow Silver lived in a rundown terraced house in downtown Salford which flooded at least twice a year when the adjacent rainswollen River Irwell had no other choice than to burst its banks. When I was little, Dad would take me to visit Grandma every Sunday. Such was the flood problem that I had to wear full scuba diving gear. 'There is absolutely no need for you to exaggerate,' Mrs S butted in. 'By saying such stupid, silly things you lose all credibility.' 'You are quite right,' I mumbled, suitably chastised. Anyway, Dad and I visited Grandma every Sunday. Such was the flood problem that I had to wear snorkel and flippers. I would climb onto Grandma's lap and say: 'Tell me about Lithuania.'

'Wot's to tell,' she sighed in her weary, heavily-accented tones. 'War, plague, famine. Dat's all dare woz.' 'Sounds boring,' I sympathised. 'It's no wonder you got the hump and came to England.' 'Hump? Wot hump?' cried Grandma. 'Nobody had humps! Wot is dis child talking about? Of all my grandkids, you is definitely de dumbest!' 'Tell your readers about the pickle chaser!' Mrs S hissed down my ear. Oh, that. Well, the first thing that attracted Grandpa to Grandma was her lovely smile. But the years took their toll and by the time of the Cuban missile crisis in 1962, Grandma had lost all her teeth bar one. Anyway, she loved to snack on those big sour onions that you got in those big glass jars. But she had trouble chewing them. So guess what name we gave to her solitary remaining tooth . . .

Lower European petrol prices can fuel your summer road trip It pays to know the best places to fill up when driving on the continent

One in eight Londoners will go on a motoring holiday this year, outstripping any other UK region, according to new research. And the good news for them is that pump prices are even cheaper in most European countries than in the UK. Even allowing for the impact of the weaker pound

on the pump prices tourists will have to pay this year, heavy falls in the cost of crude oil have triggered a second successive year of cuts to the litre price of both unleaded petrol and diesel fuel across Europe, the annual Post Office Travel Money Motoring on the Continent report reveals.

The biggest fall by far has been on the price of a litre of unleaded in Switzerland, a favourite destination for more than one in five (21 per cent) Londoners who drive abroad on holiday. This year, they can look forward to paying 20p less a litre, a fall of 17 per cent on last year’s low prices. At 95p a litre,

Switzerland is one of five destinations offering unleaded petrol at less than £1 and, at £143.52 for 1,000 miles of motoring, they will save £28 on last year’s cost. Sterling may be worth about four per cent less against the euro than a year ago, but in the eurozone countries surveyed by the Post Office, motorists can expect to make savings of between six and 10 per cent on 2015 pump prices. The cheapest unleaded petrol is in Andorra, where a litre costs just 82p — 26p less than in the UK, despite the hefty pump price falls in recent months at home. Other destinations offering a sub-£1 litre of unleaded petrol are Austria (84p), Luxembourg (87p) and Spain (93p). Prices have dropped nine per cent in Spain, the second most popular driving destination for Londoners. However, while 44 per cent

have driven in Spain, France remains the top choice for three in five of the Londoners who have taken their car abroad. Prices across the English Channel are down 7p a litre to £1.05, making it cheaper to fill up in France than in England. Drivers of diesel cars will fare even better in Europe, with double-digit percentage price falls in nine of the countries surveyed by Post Office Travel Money. Despite the eight per cent fall in the cost of a litre of diesel fuel in the UK, bringing it in line with the price of unleaded petrol, all 11 of the European countries surveyed are cheaper — and 10 of them offer a sub-£1 litre, too. Diesel drivers will pay least in Andorra, at just 66p a litre, which jointly recorded the biggest fall of 15 per cent in a year. Prices are also down 15 per cent to 87p in Ireland, another popular

destination for Londoners motoring abroad. Over two years, the drop in diesel prices is even more dramatic than for unleaded petrol. Every destination surveyed by the Post Office is charging 20 per cent or less for diesel fuel than in 2014 — rising to more than 30 per cent less in Austria and Andorra. Andrew Brown, of Post Office Travel Money, says: “While the lower pump prices will benefit holiday drivers throughout Europe, careful planning can shave even more off motoring costs. Where possible, plot routes through countries where petrol is cheapest. “Fill up once you reach the continent to take advantage of lower fuel costs in ferry ports, then divert from motorways and trunk roads into local towns. Supermarket fuel prices will be cheaper than on the roadside, just like in the UK.”

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Types of Hazards and How to Avoid Them

Obstacles in the Road There are countless items that could find themselves in the road and pose a problem to vehicles. Fallen trees, items fallen from vehicles, rocks and boulders, parked cars, the list is almost endless, but one thing we must be aware of is that if we have to invade the opposite lane in order to pass the obstruction then we must give way to oncoming vehicles and only pass when safe to do so. Permanent Road Features It is vital that we pay attention to our surroundings con-

stantly. Not only reading and observing the physical signs on a road such as the maximum permitted speed limit or warnings of hazards ahead, but also of the physical characteristics of the road itself. Look for junctions, narrow streets, dangerous bends, elevation changes and dips, blind corners and merging traffic. Remember that road signs are there to help us and are indicative of a number of reasons why we must react to the conditions, but road signs are not present for every hazard on the road, we must look

out for those ourselves. Parking When parking your vehicle, always choose a location that is safe, legal and convenient. Respect distances between vehicles, look for signs or signals that prevent or restrict parking. Be careful when opening your door, look in the mirrors and around the vehicle for approaching road users such as cyclists, motorbike, pedestrians or other cars. Reversing Vehicles We should always try to avoid reversing wherever possible as our field of vision is significantly reduced. Reversing into a parking bay makes it safer and more convenient for leaving, and reversing from a minor road to a major road should always be avoided. The manoeuvrability of the vehicle may be compromised as the driver becomes confused during a revesring manoeuvre. Pressure and added stress can also lead inexperienced drivers to make mistakes when reversing. If you see a vehicle carrying out a reversing move allow extra space and time. Vehicles Turning Left or Right

Be aware that the vehicle in front of you may wish to turn. Although we hope that the vehicle´s lights are working and that the driver will carry out the correct procedure for junctions, this is not always the case. Allowing sufficient space between you and the vehicle in front allows you more time to react in the event of something happening. Look out for the vehicle in front slowing down or moving to the left or right of the lane and look out for hand signals from the driver. Novice Drivers Remember that each and every one of us were once a learner driver, and then we became loose on the roads as a novice. Driving soon becomes habitually second nature, hopefully with good

habits rather than bad, but novice drivers still lack the experience to react to situations they are not used to. Be patient and give them the time to learn in a safe manner. Heavy Vehicles Because of their size and weight, large vehicles are more difficult to manoeuvre. They need to make wide turns, especially in tight junctions and roads. Even, depending on its length and shape of the junction, they may invade other lanes. They are usually slower in performing normal movements and their speed may be affected by hills and inclines. Allow extra space and time near these vehicles and pay attention to the potential blind-spot risks to

the driver. If you can´t see their mirrors, they can´t see you. Slow and Priority Vehicles Be extremely cautious when approaching a vehicle with emergency lights. You may find construction machinery, garbage trucks, transport of dangerous goods, damaged vehicles or those performing maintenance on the road which are travelling at a much reduced speed than ours. We must give way to priority vehicles traveling with light flashing to an emergency, slowing or even stopping to the right of the roadway if necessary, but we must never endanger other road users. Animals Animals in the road pose a major risk, especially in countryside areas where they will be unaware of the dangers their presence might be posing to traffic. Drive slowly and always respect distance, because animals are unpredictable and can be startled. Any animal poses a risk, especially if loose. They usually run at a relatively slow speed, so they can sometimes even force us to stop.

Meet Traffic Eye, The New Road Monitor

As all technology advances, so does the manner that devices can be put to good use by helping others, and, in the case of some, saving lives. Meet Traffic Eye from Tradesegur, one of 70 new devices already installed around the Spanish road network, having their big test switch on only last month, and the first wave of an order of 200 such devices which will go live this year. Currently under test, the system will go line on 1st of June and start to report violations recorded by the cameras. TrafficEye and its cousin MultiRadar C,offer the most

advanced technologies that are currently available for monitoring traffic, which not only check and report speeding motorists, but also other safety critical traffic violations such as not wearing a seatbelt, children and animals not properly restrained, using a mobile phone or electrical device whilst driving, and checking with the established databases to see if your vehicle is correctly insured. Prior to these devices, only Pegasus equipped helicopters could monitor the roads so closely. Now, thanks to TrafficEye, the roads can be monitored around the clock because these devices also work at

night. Although there are a number of drivers who see these devices as nothing more than a cash machine, they only actually check for violations, as already mentioned, which are safety critical. They don´t report on less serious offences, only those who are putting lives, sometimes their own and sometimes others, at risk. Of course for those drivers who are still not convinced and still believe that these devices are designed for making money, the simple solution for saving your cash is to drive responsibly and safely, but also remember that it could be your life that´s saved.

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BlueMoon Solutions is the computer and IT services company on the Costa Blanca. BlueMoon Solutions come to you at home or work, our personal service covers from Alicante to Pilar de la Horadada.

Richard moved to Spain ten years ago having left his management background behind in the UK and decided to use his IT skills to help home users and small businesses with their PC problems. Now a relaxed 'computer man' he is out and about in the Spanish sun every day, making house and shop calls and using his vast experience and qualifications to sort out the problem there and then. Computers are his hobby as well as his work so don’t be surprised to get an answer to your email in the early hours!

ADVICE: FIXED: Bob was having problems hearing peo- ADVICE: John wanted to know why his new battery on his new laptop only charged to 80 percent. ple with Skype.

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Dear Richard, I have a problem that I hope you can help me with. Every time my daughter rings me from the UK using Skype I cannot hear her, she tells me by email that she can hear me and I can see her video but can’t hear a word, is there a problem with my speakers?

Hi Bob, it’s not immediately clear from your email whether there is a problem with your speakers or not, however I suspect not, there is an easy way to check – does your computer make a noise when it does anything else? Can you hear the music if you put a CD into it? If it is only silent in Skype then the problem is with Skype, if it’s always silent then yes it could be something else. Let’s assume that this problem is related to Skype, there are a couple of things that you can do, firstly try dialling the Skype call test service, you can do this by adding the contact “echo123”, you may find that its already in your contact list. When you call the test service, if you cannot hear anything then the problem is likely to be related to your Skype set up, if you can hear the test service then the problem is more likely to be related to your daughters Skype set up, particularly her microphone settings. If you discover that it is in fact your Skype that’s at fault then you should check the settings in your Skype by clicking on Tools, Options, Audio Settings and changing the items displayed in the speakers section. Update from Bob: Fantastic, great thanks Richard, I had 3 different options in the speakers section, when I selected the right one I can hear fine!

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Hi Richard. I have just bought a new battery for my laptop and I´ve left it plugged in, charging for 24 hours as the instructions say, however the maximum charge that Windows is reporting is 80% - is this normal?

Hi John, I´ve done a bit of research for you and I wasn’t actually aware of this myself but it seems some laptops have a “Battery Life Extender” service that purposely sets the maximum battery charge level to 80 percent, you can view this setting by clicking on the option in the Power Management section of the Windows

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Max’s Double Record What better way of exerting yourself on a Sunday then by doing a bit of tower running and that’s what 257 competitors did at Benidorm’s Hotel Bali! Tower running involves

running up tall man-made structures, usually taking place on the internal staircases of skyscrapers, but the term can cover any foot race which involves a course that

ascends a man-made structure. The Hotel Bail offered up 52 floors, 924 steps, and 190 metres in height for people to go at, and Germany’s

Tough Contest Dutch Formula One racing driver Max Verstappen became the youngest ever winner of a race when he took the Spanish Grand Prix last Sunday in Barcelona. At 18 years and 228 days he became the youngest race victor, replacing four-time champion Sebastian Vettel who had also taken that record as a Red Bull driver at 21 years and 74 days in 2008.

He had two former world champions in his wake with Ferrari’s Kimi Raikkonen in second and Sebastien Vettel in third, as Verstappen also became the first Dutchman to win a F1 Grand Prix. The record-breaking afternoon was set up after Mercedes’ Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton collided on the first lap, after the Brit had started from pole position.

Over 200 competitors took part in last Sunday’s fourth staging of the Playas de Orihuela triathlon staged at Playa Glea de Campoamor. The three components were a 750 metre swim in the sea, followed by 20 kilometres on a bicycle, with a five kilometre run to finish off. The male victor was Ramón Ejeda, from Tricanet Berenguer, in just under an

hour, whilst Eva Sanchez from the Petrer triathlon

Christian Riedl did it all in a record-breaking time of four minutes and 33 seconds, which gives you something to go at in the future when you’re at a loose end!

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club won her category in an hour and twelve minutes.

Medals From Blues For Little Alfie Merseyside

Orihuela Costa-based siblings Adam and Lucy Stewart competed back in Britain last weekend at the Special Olympic North West Regional event at Liverpool’s Picton Aquatic Centre. 250 athletes took part in the meeting which was for competitors of all disabilities to test their skills under FINA rules against non-Down’s Syndrome swimmers.

Representing the Orihuela Costa, the Stewarts delivered in their maximum allocation of three races each, with one gold medal each to lead their haul. Adam took the 100 metres freestyle, with silver in the 25 metres butterfly, and bronze in the 200 metres freestyle. Lucy was the gold medallist in the 25 metres breaststroke, and finished fourth in her two other races.

Great names of Manchester City’s past like Peter Barnes, Asa Hartford, Andy Dibble, and Gary Bennett will be rolling up to the Orihuela Costa at the end of the month to help an Essex baby that needs a special operation to help his quality of life. The former stars will take part in a charity football match refereed by ex-Premier League official, Mark Halsey, as they take on Red Card Roy’s vets put together by, and featuring Roy McDonough of

Currencies Direct. The game will be played next Friday (May 27th) at the Municipal Sports Centre in Playa Flamenca with an 8.00pm kick-off. Alfie Leggett is a 16 month old boy from Colchester who is suffering from Norrie Disease which is a rare genetic disorder affecting one in 12 million males. It causes blindness and hearing problems and can result in autism, slow development and seizures. The condition has a l r e a d y caused Alfie to go blind and his parents have been actively fund-raising which included taking him to America for an eleven thousand pound operation not offered on the NHS, which helped to maintain the degree of light perception he has. Money raised is going help Alfie’s ongoing care and any opera-

tions will need in the future. A percentage of the money raised next Friday will also be donated to EMAUS the local children’s charity that helps deprived youngsters in Spain in many worthwhile ways. Also being staged at the Playa Flamenca centre earlier on from 5.30pm is the end of term party for the various sports schools based there with a series of free activities for the youngsters including fun in the pool; a bouncy castle as well a chance to interact with the various entertainers which will be a perfect build up for the charity football match. After the game, there’ll be a special auction at the Sporting Life Bar in Los Dolses with a range of cracking lots coming under the hammer including tickets to see Manchester City and a Blues shirt as well.

The Costa Cobras Rugby club is staging their annual general meeting this evening (Friday May 20th) at the Bridge Bar in Rojales starting at 7.00pm with members welcome to come along to discuss the future plans for the Cobras. Next month will see the return of the summer beach training at Guardamar ahead of the summer beach tournaments, with teams set to be entered for events at La Vila, San Javier, and San Juan. Training continues until the switch to Guardamar at the Daya Vieja sports ground on Monday and Wednesday evening at 6.00pm with a focus on ball skills and fitness. More details from Dutch on 692 767 242. Pictured are new young Cobras players Drew and Jordan with fitness coach Robert Clark.

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Friday 20th May 2016

Farewell To Christy

Ryder Cup legend Christy O’Connor Senior died peacefully in hospital in the early hours of Saturday morning, aged 91, with hundreds of mourners packing into St John the Baptist church in Clontarf on Tuesday for a moving farewell to the man known overseas as Himself but at home as the father of Irish golf. Among those there were former winning Ryder Cup captain Paul McGinley, Des Smyth and countless everyday

golfers in their manifold club colours and jackets. Christy was a native of Galway, winning 24 times on the European Tour, including two British Masters, and topped the tour’s Order of Merit on two occasions. He also played on 10 Ryder Cup teams. He was inducted into the “World Golf Hall of Fame” in 2009. O’Connor won the first four-digit cheque on the European Tour, when he collected £1,000 for win-

ning the Swallow Penfold in 1955. He then claimed the biggest ever first prize in golf when success in the 1970 John Player Classic brought with it a prize of £24,375. That he never won a major was always a big regret. He only actually competed in The Open, and never played The Masters, US Open, or the US PGA. He played in the Open 26 times, and had ten top 10 finishes, which included a tie for second at Royal Birkdale in 1965.

Commenting on The Open, Christy said: “Perhaps I tried too hard in the Open. I wanted to win it so badly, and it is really the only disappointment in my career in professional golf.” Richard Hills, Ryder Cup Director, said: “We have lost not only one of the greatest Ryder Cup players the game has even seen, but an incredible man. My abiding memory of Christy is phoning him with George O’Grady to

break the news that he’d been elected into the World Golf Hall of Fame in 2009, and he wouldn’t believe us. He said he’d only believe it if he saw it in writing, so I was dispatched to Royal Dublin to present him with a letter. As he read it, his face broke into a huge grin and he gave me a massive bear hug”. “The other thing that sticks out for me is how Seve Ballesteros used to watch him”, added Hills.

“When Seve, who as we all know was a genius of a player, first came out on Tour in 1976, he would seek out Christy to watch him practice and watch his hands. Christy was built like a bull but he had incredible hands for golf. Christy did so much for the game of golf and his legacy will long live on. After the tragic, sudden death of his nephew, Christy O’Connor Jnr, in January, golf has lost two of its greatest men.”

Golf’s Biggest Quitters MICHAEL CAMPBELL 2009 OPEN To be fair, there are many events we could have picked where Cambo has quit, but the 2009 Open is notable because it was the straw that broke the Daily Mirror’s back, by labelling the Kiwi golfer a ‘serial quitter’. Cambo withdrew due to a shoulder injury, but the tabloid was having none of that saying “the real damage was on his scorecard.” Cambo – notching up his fifth withdrawal that year – was 20-over-par, dead last and had just marked down an

ugly ‘7’ at the par-three sixth. They may have had a point SANDY LYLE 2008 OPEN Spectators standing out at Royal Birkdale in 50mph winds and rain at seven in the morning endured some horrid conditions but they didn’t quit! That is more than could have been said for Sandy Lyle as the former Open winner managed just two hours and nine holes before chucking in the towel. "I would have done myself more harm than good staying out there. The best thing was to get back in and sort

things out. I was cold and my hands were hurting a bit as I made some skanky shots. I lost momentum. I couldn't hit the ball at all and it was total meltdown, I suppose." Diddums…. COLIN MONTGOMERIE, MARRIAGE CRISIS On the eve of the China Masters in 2004, the event promoters received some bad news. Big draw Colin Montgomerie had high-tailed it back to England “for personal reasons” and would not be playing in the event. Was he ill? No. Had he left the oven on? Nope. Well,

what was the matter then? Apparently, Monty’s marriage was on the rocks and he had flown back to do the whole flowers and chocolate number. I don’t know about you lot, but we don’t think that’s in the rulebook. Just play on… JOHN DALY, 2011 AUSTRALIAN MASTERS To be honest, we could have compiled this whole list from John Daly’s antics. Booze, women, doughnuts…roll it in fat and give it a name and John Daly has probably quit it. Playing in the Australian Masters in

2011, John was in a bad mood after receiving a twoshot penalty for hitting the wrong ball out of the 10th bunker. Cue meltdown. Daly attempted to slash one over the water on the par-five 11th hole. He failed. He tried again, again and again. In fact, he dumped six balls into the water before signing his card and walking off the course. "When u run out of balls u run out of balls," he tweeted. Understandably, the Aussie PGA weren’t impressed. Made for great telly, though.

KNOW YOUR RULES QUESTION

A ball came to rest against a movable obstruction, a rake, in a bunker. When the rake was moved, the ball rolled nearer the hole. According to Rule 24-1, the ball had to be replaced. If a ball will not come to rest on the spot where it originally lay, it must be placed at the nearest spot not nearer the hole. The spot where the ball originally lay was farther from the hole than any other part of the bunker. There was nowhere to place the ball at rest in the bunker which was not nearer the hole. What is the proper procedure if: 1. The only way the ball would remain at rest at the spot where it lay would be to press it lightly into the sand? 2. The sand is so hard that it is impossible to replace the ball? ANSWER The player should proceed under the stroke-anddistance option of the unplayable ball Rule (Rule 28a) or, in equity (Rule 1-4), drop the ball, under penalty of one stroke, outside the bunker, keeping the point where the ball lay directly between the hole and the spot on which the ball is dropped. The same principle would apply if a player is proceeding under any Rule and the ball will not come to rest in the bunker at a spot not nearer to the hole than the appropriate reference point.

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The Last Waltz

CD ACERO 1 CD TORREVIEJA 1 Engelbert Humperdinck may not have featured but this season finale in the Port of Sagunto was a slow waltz as well as the last waltz, sometimes akin to walking football, against already relegated Acero. Torry, minus the suspended duo of Vicente Boix and Ruben Suarez, dominated the early exchanges, spraying the ball around and playing the simple, if not beautiful game. For this final contest the manager gave teenager Kike a start and handed the captain's armband to Higon. It was the second full start for Kike, who had played part of a memorable game in Castellon, coming on to save a penalty when

Miguel was dismissed, plus the following match when his mentor was suspended. The surreal element emerged close to full time when Prieto limped off to be replaced by number one goalkeeper Miguel Serna on the left wing! Miguel asserted post match that had he have had another ten minutes he would have netted the winner! As it was, Torry finished the campaign with a draw, Prieto scoring in the first half when he toe-poked the ball past the home keeper to give Torry a deserved lead. Acero battled hard but their shooting was wildly off target and Kike managed everything readily, aided by the composure

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and assuredness of Selvas guarding his front. Lewis Martin was also solid in the middle of the back four, allowing Luis Carlos his usual forays forward to create Torry's attacking threat. Carrasco controlled the midfield, belying his years with a non-stop performance and making the penetrative passes that opened up the home defence. Other chances went begging, much like in previous games, as both teams played out the statutory ninety minutes, knowing that the result was rather meaningless. Acero levelled the game early in the second period when a cross from the right caused consternation and could

not be cleared. It was hit home from close range, with Kike only able to palm it into his net. Much huffing and puffing ensued with Acero firing the ball left, right and centre of the target, but rarely hitting it. Torry broke fast with Higon and Martin always dangerous with their pace and ferocity, but neither managing a telling blow. Acero finished bottom of the table with Torry completing their progamme in 11th place on 52 points, well short of their intended top four target, and a “what might have been” feeling after a disastrous autumn destroyed the rest of the season.

High Noon Draw

Copa Del Rey Final

The Copa del Rey final between FC Barcelona and Sevilla will be played at the Vicente Calderon stadium in Madrid on Sunday 22 May. The Royal Spanish Football Federation announced on Monday that the duel will take place at the home of Atletico Madrid, where the two sides have

never met in a final. Barça have the chance to retain their trophy where they lifted the cup back in 2012 when they defeated Athletic Club 3-0. On that day, Pedro Rodriguez scored twice and Leo Messi scored the other to seal a memorable victory in the capital.

FA Cup Final Saturday 21 May

18:30 Crystal Palace v Manchester United

Scottish FA Cup Saturday 21 May

16:00 Rangers v Hibernian

Internationals

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With just this weekend’s final match to come at Benijofar, Monte needed to avoid defeat in last Sunday’s home finale against Murada to keep up

their hopes of finishing fourth in the table. The kickoff was brought forward to midday attracting over 200 spectators, who witnessed the return of Monte’s recent

injury jinx on the quarterhour mark when Galindo was carried off, and then the home side finding themselves down to a close range effort that beat Alex. At the other end, O’Rourke was thwarted by an excellent save from a rasping strike from outside the box, but after 25 minutes Monte were on level terms after an excellently hit Dario Ferrandez free kick that gave the keeper no chance. An O’Rourke header went abegging with Murada regaining the lead on the stroke of half-time as the well was placed through

the legs of a flailing Monte defender. With smoke wafting around the ground in preparation for the post match BBQ, both teams approached the second half looking for more goals, and eventually one did come as Monte turned on the heat, and that was nothing to do with the sizzling food close by. Substitute Yeray came on as Monte attacked down both flanks, but they were always missing a final telling touch, until Yeray grabbed the equaliser to secure a Monte a home point.

Red Walkers Rule The Los Montesinos-based walking football team, the Monte Mentals, recently hosted a tournament featuring teams from Birmingham and Mansfield Town as well Costa Blanca representation from Moraira and Lo Crispin. The Mansfield Senior Reds team dominated all three days of action, with their experience of playing regular league football, as they out-

classed their local opponents, though Moraira nudged them close in one encounter, only going down 4-3. The Reds took the major trophies (which were donated by Mentals sponsor REMAX), with the Monte Mentals second in overall play and Birmingham Beecroft coming third, with plans already in hand for a repeat tournament next year.

Friday 20 May

18:00 Hungary v Côte d'Ivoire

Sunday 22 May

18:00 Puerto Rico v USA 18:15 England v Turkey

Tuesday 24 May

03:30 Peru v Trinidad and Tobago

Wednesday 25 May 17:30 Serbia v Cyprus 20:00 Romania v Congo DR

Thursday 26 May

18:00 Azerbaijan v Andorra

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Barca Seal La Liga Title GRANADA 0 BARCELONA 3 Luis Suarez scored a hat-trick as Barcelona claimed their 24th La Liga title with a win over Granada last Saturday to pip rivals Real Madrid by a point. The treble took Suarez's final goal tally to 40 in La Liga and secures him the 'Pichichi' top scorer crown ahead of Cristiano Ronaldo. Barca's rivals Real Madrid have now won just three La Liga titles in 13 years, while Barcelona have claimed eight in that time. "We played very well over the full season, we were on top of the table for many weeks and the most consistent team wins the title," said Barcelona boss Luis Enrique. "I am very happy for all Barca fans, for our families and the club. People suffer a lot in some moments, and now we want to win another trophy next season. I will remember the good moments, and the people who supported us in delicate moments, which the fans did." Barcelona midfielder Andres Iniesta says the club's La Liga crown is the "ultimate gauge of consistency". "We've worked really hard for this all year," Iniesta said. "We suffered right at the end, but it tastes of victory, it tastes of glory", he said. "This league is the ultimate gauge of consistency, it's the one we really want to win every year. We try to win every competition, but this is the big one." Barcelona can clinch a consecutive domestic double by beating Sevilla in the Copa del Rey final in Madrid this Sunday,

All In Vain For Real

Still In The Hunt ELCHE 1 GIRONA 1 Elche’s fourth successive draw, this time against fellow play-off contenders Girona last Sunday was not ideal for either side, but with teams below the Ilicitanos helpfully slipping up, they are two points behind sixthplaced Osasuna, with four matches remaining. Sunday’s match saw the Catalan visitors be positive early on and that was helped by a screaming 25 metre thunderbolt in the eigth minute that ripped into the Elche net with keeper Javi Jiménez having no chance at all. It could have been worse for the home side as a defensive header from Sergio León hit his own crossbar, but before half time Elche got what they thought was a key turning point as Girona’s Alcalá got a second yellow card for having been harshly adjudged to have fouled Noblejas on the edge of the area. Up against ten men, Elche turned up the pressure but found life difficult against a more defensive Girona who, with 15 minutes left, gifted the home side with a scrappy equaliser after keeper Isaac Becerra flapped at a corner with defender Clerc turning the ball into his own net. The Ilicitanos went all out for victory as Becerra redeemed himself with some terrfic saves from Hector and León, and it finished as a draw with Elche away to Cordoba this Saturday, who are a point behind them in the table.

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Terry Signs

DEPORTIVO 0 REAL MADRID 2 Cristiano Ronaldo netted a first-half double as Real Madrid earned a win last Saturday at Deportivo but missed out on the La Liga title by a point. Barcelona's victory at Granada meant the Catalan giants secured their sixth La Liga title in eight seasons, but Real pushed them all the way after a fine showing at the Estadio Riazor. Ronaldo's opener was his 50th goal in all competitions this season, and it is the sixth successive season in which he's scored 50 goals or more. Manager Zinedine Zidane, although admitting he is disappointed that the team's late run in La Liga did not result in silverware, said that he was proud with his side's effort. "I'm very proud of the team, of what we've already accomplished and we're currently achieving. The only thing for me to say to them is that they must now rest up. We're all disappointed, but with 38 matches played, we can't change anything now." "Barcelona deserved to win La Liga, but you've got to take your hat off to what we've done." Real must now prepare for the Champions League final against city rivals Atletico Madrid on Saturday May 28th at the San Siro in Milan.

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Veteran Chelsea defender John Terry has signed a new one-year deal with the Premier League club. In an emotional speech after his side's final league game against Leicester on Sunday, the 35-year-old, who was out of contract in the summer, said he wanted to remain at the club. "Everyone knows I'm Chelsea through and through," said the ex-England skipper. "I am looking forward to next season under the new manager and hopefully we can make it a successful one." Terry has made 703 first-team appearances for the Blues, having started his professional career at Stamford Bridge in 1998.

Midfield Future

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Villa Takeover Wayne Rooney sees his Manchester United future in midfield after impressing in the role during Tuesday's 3-1 win over Bournemouth at Old Trafford. The England captain scored the opener and set up Ashley Young for the third. "Sometimes you have to make choices in your career and at the moment it's better for me to play deeper," he said. "It could be a bit different for England where I could still be the striker but probably next season that's where I see myself playing."

Randy Lerner has sold Aston Villa to the Recon Group, owned by Chinese businessman Dr Tony Jiantong Xia. The deal is for 100 per cent ownership and will go through subject to approval by the Premier League and Football League. It is understood that the new regime has spoken to Roberto Di Matteo's representatives as their preferred choice as head coach. Former Chelsea manager, who has been out of work since resigning from Bundesliga side Schalke 12 months ago, is due to begin talks 'imminently' over a three-year deal. Recon Group is Dr Xia's privately owned holding company that owns the controlling interest in five publicly-listed companies on the Hong Kong and Chinese stock exchanges and many other private companies employing 35,000 people in 75 countries.

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FIZZ FLOORS KLOPP LIVERPOOL 1-3 SEVILLA

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FOOTBALL Former Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers has emerged as the frontrunner to become the new manager of Celtic. The Courier has learned that the Northern Irishman, 43, met club representatives for several hours on Wednesday.

>> Sturridge (centre) opened the scoring for Liverpool.

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Completed In a "farewell statement" on the Aston Villa website, Lerner said: "Tony's excitement to develop Villa Park shone through. I remain convinced that this is a crucial part of the club's future as it provides a critical, long-term second source of revenue and therefore sustainability for the club from which squad-funding can potentially come. "It is with that that I want to say thank you, and to wish Tony every success going forward." Aston Villa were relegated to the Sky Bet Championship after finishing bottom of the Premier League this season.

Europa Final Analysis

Just how Liverpool managed to throw away a 1 – 0 half time lead and lose this match would take a long time to analyse by the experts and even longer be accepted by the Anfield faithful, writes JOHN McGREGOR. From the first whistle on Wednesday night, the Reds looked busy, positive and in control, and it came as no surprise when England striker Daniel Sturridge scored on the half hour. Kop king Klopp’s lads almost made it two soon after, and if they had surely there would have been no way back for the Andalucians. Question: when do managers really earn their money? If it’s at

half-time when things aren’t going right and you’re losing, then whatever Sevilla’s Unai Emery said or did to his men really did the trick: the Spaniards stormed out of the blocks to equalise within a minute of the restart. Shocked and stunned, Liverpool didn’t react well and suddenly looked to have lost their first half rhythm as the men in white shirts swarmed over their counterparts in red. Soon it was 2 – 1, then as the third and final dagger went in Liverpool heads began to drop. On came substitutes Coutinho, Allen and Benteke but it all looked too little, too late as the Basle dream was over for thousands

of faithful travelling Liverpool fans. Liverpool will come again for sure. What a roller-coaster of a season this has been for all those involved at Anfield, where Jurgen Klopp has given everyone at the club renewed hope and tremendous excitement that Liverpool are on their way back, big time. To even get to this final was a wonderful achievement which bodes fantastically well for the future. So come on you Liverpool lads – look forward, not back. Next season is not long off! As for Sevilla, they can increase their silverware this Sunday if they turn over Barcelona in the Copa del Rey final with a 9.30pm kick-off.

BOXING Michael Bisping has a chance to become the UK's first UFC champion after stepping in to fight Luke Rockhold. Bisping's opportunity comes after Chris Weidman was forced out of UFC 199 on 4 June in Los Angeles with a neck injury. GOLF Rory McIlroy is confident he can improve on his poor record in the Irish Open when he competes at this week's event at the K Club in County Kildare. World number three McIlroy has missed the cut at his home event for the last three years and has recorded just two top-10 finishes in nine attempts. "My performances haven't been what I'd want but it's a tournament I would love to win one day," said the 27-year-old. CYCLING Bob Jungels retained the leader's pink jersey at the Giro d'Italia by keeping pace with a breakaway that gave Diego Ulissi victory on stage 11. Ulissi held off Luxembourg's Jungels and Costa Rican Andrey Amador, who lies second overall, as the trio sprinted in 13 seconds ahead of the chasing pack. It was Italian Ulissi's second stage win after his success on day four. FORMULA 1 Ferrari boss Maurizio Arrivabene has dismissed rumours his job is on the line after the team's failure to win a race this season.

EMPTY SEATS BIG MAN BACK FINES!

The Spanish league plans to fine clubs that allow empty seats to be shown on television next season. New regulations require top-tier clubs to fill sections of the stadium which are shown by certain camera angles.The move is part of efforts to improve the league's product for TV audiences and increase its competitiveness with The Premier League.

Leicester centre Manu Tuilagi is set to return from a knee injury when the Tigers face Saracens in Saturday's Aviva Premiership semi-final at Allianz Park. Richard Cockerill's team will be aiming to end their dismal record at the home of the newly-crowned European champions where they have lost on all three previous visits.

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Suzuki rider Maverick Vinales will replace reigning MotoGP champion and fellow Spaniard Jorge Lorenzo at Yamaha from 2017. Vinales has signed a two-year deal and will partner 37-year-old Valentino Rossi, who was given a contract extension until 2018 in March. Lorenzo, 29, leads the current MotoGP standings and is to join Ducati from the end of the current season. Suzuki will bring in Ducati's Italian Andrea Iannone for Vinales.

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GRAND FINALE!

Manchester United’s hoodoo of postponements and coach attacks struck again last Sunday to make the Red Devils play the FA Cup Final (Spanish kick-off time 6.30pm) just four days after taking on plucky Bournemouth. The 3-1 result achieved the desired sort-of result of reaching fifth position as they finished level on points with nasty neighbours City, but the Blues qualify for the Champions League on goal difference which sees the Reds go into the Europa League. Now we clear the decks for Wembley –and one more important chance of glory, as Jose Mourinho lurks in the shadows behind Louis van Gaal, who still has a year left on his contract. Oh, sorry, there’s two teams in the final – and in previous seasons Crystal Palace have flirted with relegation, but this time with Alan Pardew in charge, the Eagles flew straight out of their eyrie and soon

began surprising everyone in the Prem. Going into the New Year, Palace were sixth but suddenly that good form disappeared and only six wins were achieved in 2016 (five of them in the FA Cup), which meant Pardew’s pleasers eventually finished a disappointing 15th.. Palace though are in the final by merit and the Eagles beat some good sides on their way to the final and now with absolutely nothing to lose, and no big star names, they will look to recreate the glorious Wright and Bright 1990 final when they eventually-but-gloriously lost to United after a thrilling replay. Now it’s United who have most to lose, but this is football AND the unpredictable Cup, a perfect place for the underdog. So yes, the head says United – but the heart says Palace – let’s hope it’s a good ‘un!

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World number two, Andy Murray, has been busy practising on the clay courts of the Roland Garros stadium ahead of this Sunday’s start of the French Open. The Scotsman reached the semi-finals of the year’s second slam event 12 months ago, and with beating old enemy Novak Djokovic last weekend in the Rome Masters final , Murray’s clay form is as good as it ever has been during his career. "It's really important to get as much preparation as possible," said Murray, who has never made it to the French Open final. "It's going to be tough and it's quite different here to Rome, especially playing a little bit slower. I need to make some adjustments there but it's been a good few weeks."

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