The OUTsiders Ally July 2016

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Print Issue 2 - July 2016

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Your Monthly Ally Publisher, Chris A Peek

Hola Señor y Señoras, My name is Chris Peek and if you haven’t heard about The OUTsiders Ally yet, I am sure you’ll hear all about the content we have provided you inside. If you didn’t know, we are a LGBTQ lifestyle guide, centered on educating the communities on various social issues. This month’s topic is none other than relationships. We are focused more on the fall-outs and we hope the articles provide you insight on the warning signs in relationships.

As you flip the pages to your Ally this month, you will find a few new names. One being our new editor, Elizabeth Peek. Elizabeth, like me, has lived in Indianapolis ever since she was very little. Now working in the healthcare field, Elizabeth will provide a strong voice to The OUTsiders Ally. Next is Nicci Thomas. She is writing many of our lifestyle pieces along with Lindsey and will continue to provide some of the more intriguing articles. Probably my favorite new section to The OUTsiders Ally is that of The Bar Ally. Written by Grantus Conrad, a 23 year old who just a few years ago decided to move from the suburbs of Indy to the great one mile square. As we pass by months, we will continue to add new content. These new writers are exactly why we have this publication. They came to us wanting to write because they felt they needed their voices heard. It’s a part of our all-inclusive culture here. If you or anyone of your friends feel they need a safe space to present their work, send us an email at theoutally@gmail.com Moving forward, I wanted to briefly touch on how the events in Orlando have affected me. I felt lost, and lifeless. It made me feel as if everything our brothers and sisters worked for was destroyed. It makes me wonder if this is our generation’s call to change. The work is not over, but in all actuality, the fight has just begun.

On July 16th, The OUTsiders Ally will be hosting OUT in the Alley. This event was created to help our goal to engage the community, and provide a safe space through voice. During our event at Metro from 6PM-8PM, we will be collecting donations for the victims families in Orlando. These donations will then directly go to www.crowdrise.com/we-stand-with-pulse-fund.

Community interaction is our goal. We are showing you that not only through print but through our website www.theoutally.com as well as our Facebook (The OUTsiders Ally). Without the interaction of the community, we will get nowhere. This month I have revamped our website. All of our content plus weekly content will be added. We will be posting weekly event photos, and we even have a list of events for the month. I hope that you find our website easy to navigate, and read.

Lastly, I want to say how proud I am of all of my staff for their work this Pride. We for the first time ever live streamed the Cadillac Barbie IN Pride Parade and it was a huge success. With sponsors already contacting us for next year, expect our broadcast to be even bigger than this year!

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Here at The OUTsiders Ally we strive to bring you, the community, a safe-space through words, laughter, and voice.

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Your Sneak Peek:

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The Bar Ally

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Farewell Talbott

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Your Monthly Ally

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Your Ally In the Sky

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Sauntering

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Letter from the Editor

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The Money Monster

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The Meet- Cute

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Relationship Advice

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RIP Limitless

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Sophie’s Chasing “Tails”

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A Letter from the Editor By-Elizabeth Peek

Dear Reader, Hello, and welcome to the second ever edition of The Outsider’s Ally. We are so glad you’ve taken the time out of your busy life to read this publication. I’m going to take a minute to introduce myself so you can have a good idea of who I am.

My name is Elizabeth Peek, and I grew up here in Indianapolis in the lovely Old Northside. As a teenager, I spent the majority of my time on Mass Avenue - many of my old stomping grounds (Out Word Bound, Mass Ave Video, Luna Music) sadly no longer exist. But as a questioning, queer youth, these places were what I would later refer to as my safe spaces. They were the only places I felt safe to be myself and not be judged by outsiders, and I felt welcomed. In this issue, you’ll see some conversations about safe spaces, and most of this renewed conversation, unfortunately, is due to the senseless murders in Orlando, Florida on June 12th. As you all probably know by now, 49 people were killed and 53 injured by a gunman who had a vendetta against his local LGBTQ community. He specifically targeted what they considered as their safe space.

You may see me write a column here and there about community health - I am currently in nursing school and work in health care.

Having already obtained a degree in psychology and sociology, I decided to go back to school so I could work hands on in our community.

I am excited to share what I am learning in both my studies and in real life. If there’s anything you would like specifically to see, please feel free to drop me a line at elizabeth.outsidersally@gmail.com

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There is an article this month that touches on something near and dear to my heart - domestic violence. Domestic violence is a huge issue in our community and, more often than not, happens behind closed doors. If you or someone else you know is struggling with an abusive relationship, please call 800-332-7385 (the state hotline) or visit www.icadvinc.org from a safe computer.

Finally, we are having a meet and greet called OUT in the Alley on July 16th at Metro! I will be there, along with Chris and some of our writers. It’s a 21+ event and it starts at 6pm sharp. See you there!

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The Top 7 Relationship Killers By-Self Proclaimed Relationship Guru – Nichole Thomas

I’ve been around the proverbial block. I’ve been married, had flings, weird love/hate sex relationships and even one night stands, but there are several things that hold true in every situation that you should absolutely avoid, at all cost, if you want to come out on top. No pun intended. Whatever your motivation, in any relationship, communication is key. If you don’t want to settle down but you think their oral skills are magnificent, make it known. Regardless of their initial reaction, they will appreciate your honesty in the long run. Let’s explore.

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1. Not Communicating This should be pretty straight forward but somehow it is still one of the biggest issues people face in their romantic situations. Just say what you mean, it’s 2016. Playing coy and hard to get is so 65 years ago. Alternatively, you may be too busy for a partner, it’s not a good time for you, you’re into your career, you’re totally into decoupaging your whole dining space, whatever, no one really cares. Just be honest.

On the flip side of things, if you are on the hunt for Mr./Ms. Right and you’re ready to settle down and have 2.5 kids with the white picket fence and all that jazz, don’t expect to find your soul mate on Tagged. Be realistic and let them know, within the first few dates that, you are in fact looking for something a little more serious. Don’t be psycho about it and make weird voodoo dolls, just be upfront. Give them the choice to run, don’t force them.

2. Social Media Suicide People, no one cares. Literally. I scroll thru my Instagram and Facebook daily with a look of disgust because I see so many posts of folks constantly posting about their significant other. Tagging them, posting memes, etc.

There are a few exceptions to this rule but for the most part, your “bae” doesn’t care nor do they want to see constant notifications about how when you were walking into Starbucks earlier, a cloud caught your eye and reminded you of the first time you met ___________. Just STFU already. We know you’re together, clearly you forced him/her to change their relationship status so we get it. Don’t overdo it, and don’t ask for their password. One of the biggest problems in this digital age is the ability for mates to cyber stalk. Stop it.

3. Being Too Needy / Clingy (Photo: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SnxtupVCctQ/maxresdefault.jpg) For the love of all things holy, let your significant other out of your eagle eye site from time to time. Let them go hang out with their dumb friends, yes even the ones you hate because you know how they are. Sometimes we are defiant, much like toddlers, and no matter what they will somehow someway make it over to Mike’s house for the game, or go hang out with that one slut Stacey, no matter what you say. Last time I checked it was totally illegal to tie them up and force them to stay home unless they’re into that kind of thing and it’s totally consensual. Don’t blow their phone up night and day, try going to have your own fun and living your own life. You have a whole gang of friends waiting for you to actually come out of your love den for a night of wine and gossip. Seriously, you need it, you look like a shut in.

4. Being a Prude / Holding Out I’m not going to lie, I used to do this. I’m here to tell you it can majorly backfire. Nowadays it’s not hard for anyone to go out and find a quick piece of strange, so instead of holding sex for ransom, give it freely. Keep them interested.

Welcome your partner to share their thoughts and fantasies with you, and even if it isn’t something you’re willing to do, don’t judge! No one judges you when you masturbate to the thought of Evan Peters taking you by surprise in

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an haunted hotel elevator, you’re in no position to be holier than thou.

Let your lover watch porn, even if you’re not into it. It’s NOT cheating. It doesn’t mean he or she doesn’t want you, it just means their horny, you’re on your period and yelling psychotically about the cable bill or you’ve had a bad day at the office and simply cannot be bothered, go ahead, ignore the fact they’ve ran to the bathroom with their phone. don’t barge in even though you think that’s OK now.

5. Expecting everything to be perfect ALL OF THE TIME. It’s not possible. Get your life together. You cannot control everything and everyone. There will be days you two need time apart. There will be times that you fight and have some majorly different stances on things, that’d okay. It’s normal, you’re supposed to. In fact not fighting is highly abnormal. I am an admitted control freak and this is something I struggle with daily, it’s never ending. As I get older I am learning that sometimes all you can do is kick back with a very large glass of a soft rose blush, throw your hands up and say F$@K IT! 6. Holding a Grudge (Photo: www.psychologytoday.com) Unless you’re a dark overlord in a movie, there’s really no need to. Yell, fight, throw your phone, then move on.

Say you’re sorry. Have amazing make up sex, but do NOT bring up a fight from July 8th, 2014 when you’re arguing in May of 2016. This is a huge no no especially if the other party has been caught doing something bad or you have chosen to forgive someone after an infidelity.

If you chose to stay after they cheat, that’s your idiotic decision. You can’t continue to hold it over their head forever. Forgive and move forward. Life is too short to be angry all of the time, plus I’ve heard that being bitter makes for a sour va-jay and semen.

OK, the last part, I’ve not heard, but still, no one likes a Bitter Betty/Ben. The last one, in my book, is just about thee most important, and I’ve been guilty of it several times.

7. Being Lazy / Becoming Complacent Sure, we love our favorite yoga / sweat pants. You know the ones you’ve never worn to actually do yoga or work out in. The seams at the inner thigh have seen better days, they have a few stains going down the left leg that won’t come out, and basically make you look like a vagrant.

YES, THOSE FAVORITE PANTS. YOU HAVE THEM ON RIGHT NOW, DON’T YOU? Throw them away you bum. Just because you’ve snagged someone to deal with you doesn’t give you the right to look like and act like a sloth now. Clean yourself up. Remind them of what they were chasing to begin with. Yea so what I have on like that exact outfit right now and it’s our anniversary and we are currently fighting, I’m trying to save YOU. I’m giving you gold here. Don’t waste it! Be sexy! Have fun together, still go on dates you know that thing people did BEFORE Netflix and chill? Yes it still totally exists.

Write him/her corny short little notes and post them around your place. Send them a NSFW pic here and there. Make them continue to want you. It’s no ones fault but your own if one day you’re sitting in a one bedroom flat with 17 cats and a pouch tummy.

Folks, if you take my advice and avoid doing all of the things that we have all at some point been guilty of, then there is hope for you yet.

The very worst thing you could do is ignore this! Learn from my mistakes. Live, Laugh, LOVE OFTEN and have tons of awesome sex. If you don’t use it, you will in fact lose it. THAT is scientifically proven. Ladies, just Kegel at every stoplight, keeps her fresh and new. For the fellas, never in your life leave the house without thee very most delicious cologne! Gucci Guilty is my personal fave.

Until next time!

-Nic

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#Ally for orlando 6/12/16

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The Bar Ally By- Grantus Conrad

No Fear in Queer Orlando has changed us all. The tragic shooting has brought about a depth of emotion many of us have not experienced in our lives until now.

Take this as a privilege. For, at the same time, there are many of us who have not been as fortunate – countless individuals who have been here longer and have already felt the burden an act of hate creates. But nothing like this. Regardless of what the past has or has not allowed us to feel, the present is forcing us all to process the same thing: an attack on our family.

Among the most fervent of reactions to this are sadness, anger, and, what I would like to focus on, fear. I’ve felt it myself. The deadliest mass shooting in America? Targeted on a specific group of people for something they can’t change?

For putting themselves in a social environment that they felt safe in? That’s scary. It is. For the first time since coming out and learning to accept myself, I’ve questioned things. Things like what I wear; is it safe for a bearded man to walk one block north of his home to get a cup of coffee, if he’s wearing a dress? Signs of affection; am I putting my life at risk by having my partner’s arm around me in public, if they’re of the same gender as myself? These are things that have finally, after years of ridicule, become normal to me, make me feel strong in who I am. I carried through with my actions as I would any other day – wearing my new dress, embracing my boyfriend – because I do not want to live in fear.

I won’t live in fear; and I don’t want any of my brothers and sisters to live that way either.

My mentality had progressed from fear to empowerment, leaving me with something no man, gun, law, or act of treachery can take away: gratitude. I felt a newfound appreciation for all the places that have been cared for in such a way that we can safely enjoy music, drinks, and company.

I had a new lens through which I could observe our Pulse, our own safe spaces.

This realization compelled me to get out and

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One of my friends happens to identify as genderqueer and is an active participant in matters of The expedition began at ten o’clock on a Thursgender equality, and this is something that made day night, at Zonie’s Closet. Zonie’s offers up them feel uncomfortable. Is it possible that a their performance venue as an “Open Stage” bar housing gender-bending performance artists every Thursday and Sunday night, with the would really be hateful toward members of their shows scheduled to start at ten. To my surprise, own community? It’s possible, but I’m going there were only eight other people there at the to settle with the hope that this is a matter of start of the show. My friends and I anticipated ignorance. So here’s my suggestion: if you’re not a larger turnout, though, of the four of us, only discriminating against the transgender members two had been there before. It was nice to see of society, take that down. You have the oppora little variety as far as performance artists go tunity to prove that you welcome all – and you – two drag queens, a drag king, and one “boymay even end up with more than eight people lesque” performer – and it seemed like they were sitting in the audience. I do recommend checking all well-acquainted with the company who had out any of these bars for yourself. Zonie’s has a shown up to watch. I could definitely sense a nice patio out back, and any of you babes itchbit of a family vibe in there, and I respect that. ing to make your way to a stage have the perfect Something I have come to learn, in and out of the opportunity with this quaint bar.

LGBTQ community, is that not all families are the most sensitive. Aside from the poorly-landed With the images of drag queens fresh on my rips on my friends and I (that’s what most drag mind, Friday night took me first to Talbott Street. queens do, I know), there were some suggestions I walked into one of the last four nights comof ignorance. memorating the end of an era. This had to have been the most action this bar has seen in the past Now, let’s get this clear: the formal definition of year. As Asia La’Bouche began twirling with the ignorance is “lacking knowledge or awareness in grace of a goddess to ABBA’s “Dancing Queen,” general.” I believe most people use the word inso did the rest of the audience. I have never correctly, implementing it into their vocabulary seen so many people unexpectedly involved in a as a slur, suggesting that people are knowledgeperformance, but the smiles were contagious. All able about something and choosing to ignore it, four of the Legends turned it out full-force, disthus a bad person. What that is, though, is simply playing the glory that over a decade of drag only being disrespectful of the truth. There’s no shame can offer. “Bitch, I’m forty pounds heavier and in being ignorant. There are a lot of things that I fourteen years older, and it’s still a good time!” could use some educating on, and I feel the same La’Bouche had the audience hooked, as she paid can be said about folks everywhere. At Zonie’s, homage to the faithful community, “And it’s a a shot on special was termed “Tranny-Rita,” and good time because of all of you – give yourselves I am not sure if the creators of that drink or the a round of applause!” manager who approved its being written on their board are aware of how offensive that might be.

What I was starting to notice was that the event in Orlando wasn’t holding anyone back, but instead giving people an opportunity to celebrate the homes they’ve created. I had the opportunity to candidly speak with a Talbott Street patron saddened over its announced closing. Zach Leek explained, “It’s hard – to feel like the home you’ve created is gone.” The twenty-four-yearold had first found his place in the LGBTQ community through the help of Talbott Street and its performers. “These girls mean everything to me.” It’s sad to see them go, but his beloved Asia La’Bouche said it best, “We’ve had good times

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– and we’ve had bad times. But hey, you can’t cherish the good without the bad.” So even if this house is no longer a home, I know that means there’s another one waiting to be built.

That same night I wandered down to Mass Ave. It was my first time in Tini, and I thought it had an air of class you might find in a major city. My friend explained to me that it’s a video bar, with both the downstairs bars lined with televisions playing music videos. Word has it they play anything from Nicki Minaj to Disney classics.

Upstairs is their dance floor, added at the end of last year, featuring another full bar and one giant projection screen, in lieu of a line of screens.

Tunes you could groove to helped set the atmosphere, made all the more danceable with help from the in house DJ. This seems like a good bar for allies to check out, in the sense that there’s a blend of hetero-normative guys and gals alongside gym-bodied members of the queer community. It’s a good place to go for a nice cocktail and a little dancing.

Straying from the clean cut environment Tini provided the night before, Saturday’s excursions began in the more rugged 501 Eagle. It was kink night at the 501, a bar characterized by its leather community. This is a facet of the community I actually know not a whole lot about, so I was interested to see what this event entailed. We made it there a bit late and missed the bulk of the going-ons, but there was still enough to catch the drift. Men are free to walk around in leather harnesses, free from judgmental glances. Spider webs made of chains and other fixtures of restraint are there for… well, whatever you want. It’s like a kinky adult playground. Of course, they’ve also got the basics like pool and the occasional drag show. This is a bar to check out if you’re looking for someone to show you the ropes of the ev-

I think there’s a running theme here. That is, we’re all trying to find places where we feel comfortable with the aspects of ourselves that the They say curiosity killed the cat; I say it helped majority of society has spent years making us feel him live. It looked like a lot of our kittens on uncomfortable about. Whether it be the examSaturday night congregated in the alleyway of a ination of what family means; the pursuit of art; patio that Greg’s has. The dance floor was open, body image; sex and the idea of pleasure in genbut not too many people were taking advantage eral; dancing like nobody’s watching; or banding of that. A bartender explained that Chicago’s together and questioning the justice of the world Pride week had started, so many of our colaround us, Indianapolis has a nightlife that helps leagues had meandered up northwest for that support our community in exploring all of these celebration. Women of the queer community ideas in a safe way. There are so many more plachave brought to my attention a hint of sexism at es worth talking about, places worth discovering. this location that caters to the gay man, though Go out and find the space that works for you. it does seem like this issue is being addressed and Remember, there is going to be ignorance everywork is being done to make it a more inclusive where. The question is, do you want to go to a setting. With Talbott closing, I think it’s import- place where people are educated about the same ant for us to help support the last gay bar in the things as you, or do you want to go somewhere Old Northside. So come out for some dancing on that you can start a conversation about what’s Saturday nights, or check their other scheduled important to you and the community which that events for something that works for you! Drinks establishment welcomes? No matter what your are pretty solid, and on a busy night you’ll find answer is, it’s time to start talking. There’s no people from an array of appearances and perspec- way for us to find peace if we don’t unify and tives. take the time to understand each other. And this, my friends, is why love is the answer.

I will say, I feel the bar that has the most diversity, encompasses the most walks of life, is Metro. Grantus J.C. Romantus Sunday comes around, and I decide there is nowhere I would rather observe the high holy day. If you’ve got any safe spaces we weren’t able to Lucky for me, it’s a real Sunday funday starting at cover in this issue that you’d like to share with three in the afternoon, the bar hosting its annuus, please contact us at theoutally@gmail.com or al Tea Dance. Typically this is held the Sunday tell us on our Facebook page – The OUTsiders following our Indy Pride festival. This year it was Ally. #theOUTsidersSafeSpace postponed a week in honor of the Pulse nightclub shooting. One week after a game-changing day, yet spirits were bright. Shining, even. The patio at Metro was packed, and everyone was savoring the start of summer. It’s hard not to when mimosa buckets are on special, though, yeah?

The event’s herstory is quite interesting I’ve come to find out, and I recommend you all do a little sleuthing about the origin of gay tea dances, if you’ve not already. An outdoor DJ was a great addition to the ambiance, something that should be noted for future events this summer. There wasn’t as much dancing as I had imagined, but the comfort of conversation more than sufficed in place of that. Honestly this is the best choice for going out if what you’re looking for is great food, an amazing staff, and a table to chat amongst your coven.

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The Money Monster By-Bill Elliott The Money Monster, Jodie Foster’s fourth feature film behind the camera, is aptly named. Who or what is the “monster” of the title? Is it an individual?

The global financial system? Or is it money itself?

Foster’s film revolves around Lee Gates (George Clooney, at his oily, smiley best), a stock market pundit in the Jim Cramer or Clark Howard mould. As host of FNN’s investment and stock tips programme, “The Money Monster,” Gates is part showman, part shaman, a financial guru who isn’t above dressing up in silly outfits and dancing on the air if it boosts his ratings.

At the beginning of the latest episode of “The Money Monster,” Gates asks his audience if they know where their money is. “You don’t have a clue where your money is,” he taunts, and we know he is right. As the film goes to great lengths to point out, the stock market is a huge casino gambling with our hard-earned money. Since global trading is now entirely computerized, the world of finance has also become an international magic act. Only the “quants” and the programmers who develop the algorithms that allow high frequency trading to take place understand how the whole shebang works.

A few weeks earlier on his show, Gates had recommended that viewers invest in IBIS Global Capital, a financial investment company whose stock numbers had been skyrocketing. “It’s safer than your savings account,” claims Gates, a tad hyperbolically.

Unfortunately for ordinary working stiff Kyle Budwell (British actor Jack O’Connell, doing a dodgy New York accent), taking Gates at his word has proved costly. He bet the $60,000 his recently deceased mother had left him on Gates’ “can’t lose” tip. Surprise, surprise, he loses it all when IBIS’s stock crashes spectacularly.

Kyle is mad as hell. And he’s not going to take it anymore. So, in the guise of a deliveryman, he secretes himself into the studio and holds Gates hostage, at gunpoint, on live TV. This is the first of many unlikely scenarios presented in the film, which goes for broad brushstrokes rather than nuanced details.

Kyle hands Gates a suicide bomber’s vest filled with Semtex and tells him to put it on. If Gates doesn’t cooperate and do exactly as he is told, Kyle will take his thumb off the remote control and detonate the explosives, blowing up Gates and the studio.

Gates is no action hero. He is a pampered TV celebrity who doesn’t want to die live on air. He and his longtime studio director, Patty Fenn (Julia Roberts), decide to work together to keep Kyle calm and in control.

It’s not easy. Kyle is incensed at the uncaring and seemingly unaccountable way that Gates and IBIS have deprived him of his life savings. According to IBIS’s PR machine, a computer glitch was responsible for a sharp dip in the stock value, wiping $800 million off the company’s value, and a causing huge losses for its investors.

As Gates tries to explain to Kyle and to the audience, money moves around the world at the speed of light through fibre optics. No one seems to have a problem believing that such losses are possible. No one except Kyle.

Kyle suspects the system is rigged. As another character point out later in the

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film, the algorithm glitch “has human fingerprints all over it.” Kyle believes that someone is concealing the truth about what really happened to IBIS’s stock.

That someone is Walt Camby (another Brit actor, Dominic West), IBIS’s jet-setting CEO. Unfortunately, he seems to have gone AWOL. Prior to Kyle’s arrival on set, Gates had arranged an interview with Camby to get his side of the story. But, Camby is 40,000 feet in the air somewhere, and has sent his communications officer, Diane Lester (Irish actress, Caitriona Balfe), who feeds Gates the company line.

Kyle has plenty of time to get to the bottom of the issue. As soon as he sets foot in the studio with a gun and explosives, he knows how this will end.

SWAT teams descend on the studio. A hostage negotiator is brought it. Non-key personnel are moved out. But as long as Kyle holds Gates in an explosive-filled vest with a detonator in his hand, there is little room for a quick resolution.

So, Gates has to keep Kyle talking, aided by Patty communicating through a studio earpiece. Gates tries to buy time but Kyle has no patience for stalling tactics. He isn’t interested in recovering his money; he wants answers. And he wants justice.

The Money Monster can’t quite decide what kind of a film it wants to be. It begins, like Dog Day Afternoon and King of Comedy, as a hostage movie.

It quickly turns into Network, a real-time TV spectacle where someone might die on the air. Once audiences realize this is not a staged drama, folks get interested and crowd around TVs in bars to gawk.

The film then develops into a cyber thriller, with Icelandic hackers and South Korean programmers pulled into the fray. Then, it becomes a heist drama with Kyle, Gates, Patty, and Diane pursuing the missing money and the culprit. Finally, as Gates wins Kyle’s trust, it becomes a “buddy” movie, with hostage taker and hostage joining forces to take on the global financial system.

The Money Monster is an anti-Wall Street film, sugar coated for mass consumption. It identifies less with the “Occupy” movement than with what it is: a Hollywood film whose goal is to entertain the general public. And it does that very well. While the outcome is never in question (you don’t blow up George Clooney on screen), it does treat its subject matter and, particularly, Kyle’s character, reasonably sensitively.

O’Connell’s portrayal of a young man at the end of his tether is both credible and creditable. Clooney’s character evolves from narcissistic smugness to almost paternal concern for his hostage taker, while Roberts’ is the essence of “stand-by-your-man” loyalty and calm.

The Money Monster is nothing if not earnest. And perhaps that is its biggest flaw. Foster’s film doesn’t really break any new ground, thematically or ideologically. It simply underscores what we already know from the financial crash of 2007–08. Trillions of dollars of investors’ money—personal retirement accounts, state pensions, nations’ entire banking systems—can disappear in an instant. And those responsible can walk away with impunity. When the system fails, it fails spectacularly, to devastating effect. And yet everyone accepts it, virtually without question. As long as that remains the status quo, the potential for a catastrophic disruption of the global economy (whether as a result of algorithmic glitches, corporate greed, or lack of government oversight) remains a constant threat. But Hollywood needn’t worry. It will be making films like The Money Monster for decades to come.

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RIP Limitless – The Age of Remakes Claims An (Unworthy) Victim By-Randy Dankievitch Like the film industry in 2016, television is currently obsessed with remakes, reboots, and “re-imaginings”: from Girl Meets World and Fuller House to X-Files and Rush Hour, any number of networks and streaming services are trying to place safe bets on their programming future with these seemingly ready-made hits. However, tapping into fan nostalgia only gets one so far: it takes an actual creative vision to turn these known properties into something fresh – and as we’ve seen, most of these remakes have hardly seemed to be worth the investment in funding their productions.

There are a few recent, notable examples: Hannibal’s three season run on NBC is a bit of artistic perfection we probably never deserved, and the success (and quality) of FX’s Fargo run certainly show there’s a way to take the known, and transform it into something new and exciting (also worth noting: the fantastic, better-than-their-film shows Wet Hot American Summer and The Girlfriend Experience). But those shows aspired to something completely different than X-Files or Fuller House, two shows completely content to play off old nostalgia, and hope that was enough to drive critical attention and huge, advertiser-drawing audiences (another recent example is 24: Live Another Day, a miniseries that will be followed with a fresh reboot of the original series this fall). Hannibal and Fargo understood that the original stories they were adapting had a magic of their own, a beauty and creativity that could be harnessed, and manipulated into something different, a world and story that reaches beyond the limiting boundaries of the films that inspired them. Instead of taking the Rush Hour approach and simply trying to imitate the same rhythms of its inspiration, Hannibal and Fargo succeeded because their ambitions stretched even further, never content to be known as just an adaptation or remake.

Which brings me to CBS’s Limitless: when it was first announced in the spring of 2015, it seemed ready-made to fall into the same trappings of Minority Report or Rush Hour (yes, Rush Hour is extremely easy to bash on – it’s that terrible), if not suffer from an even worse fate: a Bradley Cooper vehicle about a super drug turned into a weekly crime procedural? On CBS of all networks? And at first, Limitless’s introductory episodes felt like just that: a show with no interest seeing beyond the goofy, familiar network procedural premise: bumbling goofball Brian ends up with super smarts and a completely unbelievable job at the FBI, tackling lame, over convoluted Cases of the Week, with the thinnest overlay of a serialized plot around it.

Over the course of its 22 episode first (and unfortunately, only) season, however, Limitless became something special: a show with both a reverie for the dramatic procedural format, and a complete disgust of it. As it started playing around with its form and deepening its characters, Limitless took on a life of its own, with ambitions and ideas much larger and more meaningful than the film it inspired: through some genius use of Bradley Cooper playing his original character (now a powerful senator angling for the presidency) and a constant subversion of crime tropes, Limitless grew into something truly unique. What show would openly posit its audience would rather watch Vines of puppies rather than two minutes of techno babble? What other show would take two completely inconsequential characters (the protagonist’s handlers, nicknamed Mike and Ike) and give them meaningful, season-long arcs?

Most importantly: what procedural besides Limitless didn’t shove romantic subplots down our throats? Perhaps the best part of Limitless is how Brian and his FBI handler, Rachel, never experience a single second of sexual tension. Not one! Forget dramas: how long has it been since you watched any television show with a strong male/female central friendship? For all it did playing with the format and style of CBS procedurals and expanding on the ideas of its inspirational property, perhaps the greatest, destined to be underrated quality of Limitless was its place as a true buddy cop show, perhaps the first we’ve had without constant child rape and White Girl Trauma (looking at you, SVU) since the earliest days of Law &

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Order. Limitless’s vision of a meaningful budding friendship is perhaps the most refreshing, important development I saw on networks all season.

For all the endearing cinematic qualities Limitless offered (including two completely different, regularly-used coloring schemes) and fun twists on dramatic traditions, its presence as a true Buddy Cop story (unlike Hannibal, which was really a Man Love story, a beautiful, unique story unto itself) easily separated itself from the rest of the creatively-lacking genre.

And yet, Limitless is gone, replaced by a more male-skewing MacGyver reboot – which certainly offers CBS the opportunity to show what lessons it learned from Limitless, though I wouldn’t hold my breath for it. If we’ve seen anything with the trend of remakes and reboots, it’s two things: there’s no such thing as patience, and there’s no sign of it slowing down, with everything from Twin Peaks to Prison Break coming back to life in the near future. Six months from now, we’ll all have probably sat through another half-dozen remakes on TV and in the theater – unfortunately, none of them will be the surprisingly evocative Limitless, a show that died far too soon for the ambitious re-imagination that it eventually came to be. #MikeandIkeForever – Randy

Another One Bites The Dust: Talbott Street By- Lindsey Taylor

It’s hard to believe that Talbott Street originally opened as a movie house in the early 1900’s. After last night it is hard to believe that it will never be Talbott Street again. The lines were outrageous on the outside of the building. On the inside, it was packed like a can of sardines to say the least. When I tell you that there was no room to breath that is exactly how it felt. Hot, wet, and sticky. Just like we like it at Talbott. The shows for the night were none other than Talbott’s leading ladies: Coco Van Cartier, Vicki St. James, Sage Summer’s, Caress, and Asia LaBouche, was awe-enticing. The ladies brought their last Talbott show with vigor and enthusiasm. They were tried-and-true queens last night, very endearing and patient to all of the people in their line of performance.

The heat was turned up last night, the farewell night. Even the police on stand-by we’re sexy. However, the air conditioner was off last night, or so it seemed. The performers, the patrons and everyone in between were dripping sweat. It’s bad when you go outside in 80 or 90-degree weather to cool off.

The wife and I called it a night early after we lost our debit card, and

my feet went numb in heels (bad choice). As we were leaving the street was packed with passer-by and club-goers. The line was halfway down the street still at 1 a.m. The sweat was dripping, the music was pumping, the people were giving life to a club that is no more.

Talbott Street went out with a bang and bid farewell in the most stylish way. Talbott Street we will miss your place of gathering, as a gay-staple that has been a part of Indy for a very long time, we will miss your historical presence. We will miss your raging parties and your epic drag shows, we will miss your entertainment and stylish interior. You will be missed like no other club in Indy! Thank you for all of your wonderful years of service to our community! Farewell Talbott Street!

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Sauntering By-Mat Robedee

It was the first weekend this year that Summer could be felt in the air, so I decided to celebrate by having a real Maine adventure.

Knowing that Mount Desert Island was roughly a three hour drive from Portland, I took a Friday off, threw my bike on the car-rack and was on the road. Mount Desert is a true state treasure and home to the gorgeous Acadia National Park. This is a place that not only overflows with magnificent beauty, natural wonders and rich history but a park that is also currently celebrating its centennial year. Luckily I knew the park well and timed my trip perfectly to avoid the masses.

To this day, I have yet to meet a person who has ever had a negative thing to say about Acadia; other than its horrible traffic and overly crowded tourist season.

Mount Desert Island itself has a long Maine history. It was in 1916 that President Woodrow Wilson established Sieur de Monts National Monument, which later in 1919, was changed to Lafayette National Park. In doing so, the land became the first national park east of the Mississippi. It was not until 1929 that it underwent one last official name change to Acadia National Park. This name selection was likely in honour of the prior French colony of Acadia, which once included Maine. In total, the park contains 47,000 acres and is famous for its 120+ miles of hiking trails, granite peaks and striking landscape - especially that of Cadillac Mountain.

Sitting at 1,530 feet, Cadillac Mountain is tallest mountain on the U.S. Atlantic seaboard and I have also heard that the mountain is the first place in the United States that the sun strikes upon rising — something I have personally witnessed several times while basking in the morning glow. All I can say is that if you can and are able to; do not miss out on such an experience. If hiking is not an option for you, luckily the view can still be seen by driving up to the summit via its auto road.

One of the greatest attractions of Acadia is the breathtaking network of carriage roads, which run extensively throughout the park... miles of carriage roads originally built by John D. Rockefeller Jr., between 1913 and 1940. Rockefeller was an experienced horseman who wanted to enjoy and travel the land without encountering motor vehicles.

He financed, designed and directed the construction of the network of carriage trails throughout the park — 57miles miles worth, a dozen of which currently are private land. Rockefeller not only has a long and respected history on Mount Desert Island, but he had a massive influence on the park we see today.

The carriage roads seem to be something pulled straight out of Narnia or some other fantastical land. Traffic free and shared amongst hikers, bikers, horseback riders and carriages. Upon each twist and turn,

or up and down, one can get spectacular views of the ocean, island lakes, mossy pine forests, marshes and mountains. The carriage roads are near perfection because they were built to be so. When being designed, they were specifically constructed to flow with the natural setting, rather than re-shaping the earth in its place. Scattered throughout the network of carriage roads are 17 granite bridges and two gate lodges, which are in themselves worth taking this trip.

Due to being built for carriages, the roads are perfect for bikes.

Take note that they certainly have their ups and downs but for the most part, the riding is smooth and easy. I packed a lunch and decided to make a day out of it, knowing the slightly overcast day would keep me cool. After 16 miles and over a hundred times going “whoooooa” due to the nonstop vistas and beauty, I called it a day. I would strongly recommend getting a warm-up in prior to taking these roads on, because, at least for me, after a Winter of hibernation and then pushing out 16 miles, I could barely walk the next day. Perhaps next time I’ll have to try this on horseback...

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Sexual Prejudice v. Sexual Preference: Would You Call It Racism?

By-Mary Anglin-Coulter

who do not fit their ideal profile of the perfect human. These people understand there is so much more to love than what we see on the outside. Many argue it’s different with skin color. Several people write off whole groups of people based on skin color.

This is true in both LGBT and heterosexual communities, but particularly for gay men. A recent study published in Archives of Sexual Behavior entitled “Is Sexual Racism Really Racism?” found that over 96 percent of gay men had seen There’s a new debate in the LGBT coma racially discriminatory online dating munity. It’s the issue of “sexual racism” It’s like if chicks were mustangs and profile. Take a gander, and you’ll see the versus “sexual preference,” like when dudes were corvettes. Each offers a difsomeone says, “He’s cute, but I’m not ferent experience and look and feel when listings of “no blacks” and “no Asians.” attracted to black guys.” you drive them, but both drive well and Some even use harsher terminology like are loads of fun to take for a spin (unless “no curry” to indicate Indians need not pursue, or “no spice” to mean Latinos I’ve heard friends say this before. My you crash it, and now this metaphor is immediate thought was, “So you – trum- taking a whole different turn). The color should keep scrolling. peter of ‘love is love’ and defender of of the paint, however, does not affect Many online dating apps for gay men ‘loving the person and not the gender’ performance. like Grindr, Scruff, and Growlr actually while claiming love crosses all boundallow folks to filter search results by race. aries on every Facebook, Instagram, and Sticking with the color reference, perTalk about judging a book by its cover.

Twitter post you grace – are saying you haps one could rebut that our society are not attracted to someone because of does not consider it prejudiced to prefer Science Says So something as insignificant as the color of sleek black hair or redheads – that the their skin?” look of them just causes a deep stirring within for some folks. So how is prefer- Still not convinced limiting your attractions to certain skin color is racism?

I guess this means I fall on the side of the ring one skin color over others considThe research disagrees with you. The debate that would call this sexual preju- ered racist? I would answer that is bedice, especially since the phrase “sexual cause most “normal” people do not count Australian sex researchers who authored preference” makes me want to carve it someone out based merely on hair color. the above referenced study asked 2,000 bisexual and gay men to complete the out in stone and shove it back down the Quick Discrimination Index to measure nearest Republican’s or Fox News host’s My wife, for example, clearly prefers their feelings on race, then asked them to throat. brunettes. All her celebrity crushes complete a survey about race and dating. are brunettes. Her eye is often drawn Comparing the two data sets revealed Mechanics Matter to them in public. However, when we a clear result: “Sexual racism is closely met on our first date, my hair was fully associated with generic racist attitudes,” As a lesbian, I could easily be accused of blonde. She fell in love none the less. ultimately challenging the concept that being a hypocrite. One could say I am Even now, I still wear chunky blonde prejudiced against men. I have interrupt- highlights, but she still contends I am the racial attraction is just a matter of preference. ed more than one male on the hunt with most beautiful woman on the planet to a smirk and a “I’m a lesbian” before he her.

In other words, according to science sexcould finish his question.

I suppose I am lucky she didn’t immedi- ual racism is just plain old racism dressed I argue my attraction is based upon biol- ately scratch me off the list of potentials up in lingerie. ogy; not just the parts people, although due to hair color.

Final Thought those are certainly important, but the To those of you who actively practice emotions and the 100 delicate ways in Dating Drama pursuing only your preferences of skin which men and women differ have a lot to do with why I am attracted to women While actively dating, you will run into color, I hope you don’t pass by your soulmate because he doesn’t look like how and not men. Skin color does not affect lots of folks like my wife who may like you imagined. the workings of their parts, shape of certain physical attributes over others, their bodies, or their minds. but who would never count out people

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My So-Called Lesbian Life By-Lindsey Taylor In lieu of the recent shootings in Orlando, Florida, I try to put things into perspective. A common thing I’ve heard is that these senseless deaths happened for a reason. I don’t know if I believe things like that anymore since these types of murders are continuously happening. I do, however, think in terms of being a mother - these people are someone’s kids. Nobody’s child deserves to die: black, white, latin, gay, straight, etc. But how do we, as parents, deal with these tragedies and make them a learning experience for our families? How do we stay positive and keep ourselves on a path moving forward instead of quitting and giving up to the negativities of society?

Giving up to me isn’t an option. I have two small children who look to me as their light and I will continue to be that for them.

I will continue to find positivity in this world no matter what current events might be telling us. I will care for my kids in a time that feeds others fear. I will be their protector, at all costs. I will be their role-model no matter what. I will be respectful to all people, even if they are rude or inconsiderate, and I will teach my kids to do the same.

My wife is a little more tough - she wants to keep the kids in a shell and never let them do anything. Sometimes that sounds like a good idea, but it’s unrealistic - we can’t just shield them from reality. We have to equip them with common sense and bravery to endure whatever tribulations they might face. We have to show them that not everyone is hateful, racist, or will commit such evil acts.

I always want my children to know that yes, there are people who make bad decisions out there, and there are people who are mean and unwilling to compromise on their beliefs, but we have to be strong enough with who we are to let those people live their own lives. We can’t change everybody - we can only change ourselves. We can be the sunshine for someone, we can help others. We can deal with the negativity and move forward. We do not have to dwell.

My hope for my children is that they learn from others’ decisions and make their own. I hope they can think and act like decent human beings. I hope that they can take responsibility for their own actions and make changes when necessary. I hope that they can love and accept others, even if those people don’t love and accept them. I hope that they continuously trust, even if people treat them crappy. I hope they tell the truth when asked any question. I hope they live and let live.

I hope my children know that all everyone matters - our neighbors, families, friends, strangers, and even the veteran begging for change on the highway exit. They all matter even if they make bad decisions, even if they make good decisions. People are people and we are all we have. When something like an unjust shooting of a teenage boy, the murder of a woman who stood up to law enforcement, or a mass shooting to ‘take out homosexuals’ happens, it puts things into perspective as a mother.

But still, not everyone is bad. Not everyone is killing someone. I want my kids to know that. It is so scary being a parent. You

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never know the worry and fear you will feel until your children are born and then you’re faced with all of that. I can only show them every day how I live. I can explain to them why I always say ‘excuse me’ at the store, or ‘please’ and ‘thank you’. I tell them why a handful of change can help someone, or how if we don’t have money to give, why we should at least give a smile and a nod to those folks out there.

I don’t know if these lessons will stick, but I hope they do. There’s no room for doubt when it comes to this - these life decisions and lessons. There is no room for ‘what-if’s. I love my babies, with every inch of my existence so I will let that love escape me and travel to every where we are. I will talk to others and engage in conversations with strangers. I will laugh and joke and support another person, just to show my children that it is possible to be that way.

To the families of those who lost a child in Florida (or anywhere else for that matter) - my heart aches for you. I hope to never feel what you’re feeling. I hope that you are able to find a space in your heart to move forward in your lives even though this horrific ordeal happened to you. I hope that you can still love, and be loved, and find peace. You deserve it.

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5 Things to Know about Violence in Same-Sex By-Chris Handberg Relationships Maybe it’s because the LGBTQ+ Community has been marginalized and ostracized from society until recent years or maybe it’s because queer people have few healthy relationship role models.

For whatever reason, our community experiences emotional, physical, and sexual violence at much higher rates than heterosexual people. Those who experience violence may accept abuse as part of a relationship because they do not believe they deserve better.

It happens a lot!

It’s not your fault!

When people think of abusive relationships, often they think it’s abusive all the time. While that is a reality for some, most experience violence in small bursts. Like most relationships, abusive ones start out great with real intimacy, talking late into the night, and a strong sense of connection.

But, affection turns to jealousy which turns into control which turns into abuse. A partner might tenderly ask, “what are you doing tonight?” and over time, the tenderness fades and becomes an accusation. Questions about who you are texting and how you spend your time dominate the relationship and transform a romance into a nightmare.

Relationships start off good

If there is one thing abusers are good at, it’s blaming others for their behavior. If they scream in a jealous rage, it’s because you liked someone’s pic or smiled at a cashier. If they throw the lamp against the wall, it’s because you “disrespected” them. The excuses keep coming in order to justify their behavior. Though you may not be perfect, their violence is not your fault.

Most people think of sexual abuse as rape or assault, which is a major factor. However, sexual abuse also includes denying a partner the use of contraceptives to prevent disease or pregnancy.

For some who experience violence, they report being intentionally infected with HIV by an abuser as a way to maintain power and control over them. Not only do abusers infect their partners, they then threaten to tell others their HIV status.

Sexual abuse is not what you think

Indiana Youth Group (IYG) creates safe spaces, provides wellness programming, and educates LGBTQ youth and the community.

The IYG Center is open: Monday and Tuesday: See staff by appointment Wednesday & Thursday: 3:00pm ­ 9:00pm Friday: 3:00pm ­ 11:00pm.

IYG is located at 2943 East 46th Street, Indianapolis, IN 46205 (the southwest corner of 46th and Binford Blvd.)

Phone: 317.541.8726

In the past year, several local agencies have updated their policies, procedures, and received training on serving the LGBTQ+ community. For those who experience physical abuse, sexual violence, and emotional trauma, there are agencies ready to serve.

These agencies have intentionally sought training and guidance on how to best serve the community. They are compassionate and eager to help. For a complete list of agencies in the Indianapolis and surrounding areas, go to dvnconnect.org

There are people who can help

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The Meet-Cute By-Brandon O. Ryan BR: Like in conversation? Like in texting?

JM: Well, we kinda were drunk and made out. [Laughs.] Not a proud moment. It’s pretty hard to deny being attracted to someone after you’ve made out with them.

BR: What brought that on?

JM: Many, many shots.

BR: Did you just say, “Hey, let’s go to the bars tonight?”

JM: Yeah, we were hanging out and, you know, just talking. We talk all the time. We have a really good rapport and, after a while, we were just both really intoxicated and he was taking me back to my car and we made out. I’m not proud of that because he does have a boyfriend. I don’t want to be that guy.

BR: Did you make out in the car or did you go somewhere else?

JM: Yeah, we made out in the car. It was a very teenage dream moment. He was parked closer, so he was a gentleman. We were both drunk. There should be no vehicles in this story, by the way. But he took me back to my car and we made out in his car.

BR: That’s romantic.

JM: It’s actually really sweet, if he didn’t have a boyfriend, yeah.

BR: Have the two of you talked about it since?

JM: Yeah, we had a conversation about it.

He’s been in a year and a half relationship and it’s not something he’s getting out of right now. He apologized and said it was wrong but wants to be friends. And we are friends. I understand it. I wouldn’t want him to break up with his boyfriend for me because I think if he did that, I would always be afraid he’d do the same for me. So, you know, he’s being a good guy about it, which is good.

BR: When was the last time that you talked to him?

JM: Like thirty minutes ago.

BR: Would you say that you talk to him every day?

JM: Yeah, it’s been like three months since we met and we talk every day. It’s funny.

It’s just very comfortable. We have like the same sense of humor. I don’t know why we talk every day. I’m sure his boyfriend doesn’t appreciate that but we’re just friends.

BR: Do you guys flirt with each other every day?

JM: In-person there’s a lot of sexual tension.

Obviously, we’re both really attracted to each other but we can’t act on it so I think that’s natural. You could cut the tension with a knife. I try to behave as much as I can via text.

BR: What’s the longest relationship you’ve ever had?

JM: If we’re counting on/off, two years. If we’re counting the time on, one year.

BR: Where did you meet this particular boyfriend?

JM: I met him at school. At college. We had a class together. We sat next to each other and so we had to do group projects together. We got really close and it was love at first sight.

Just kidding. Actually, he had a boyfriend when I met him too. After he and his partner broke up we connected and that’s when we started dating each other.

BR: I’m sensing a pattern here.

JM: It’s not my fault. I don’t know they’re dating someone when we hit it off.

BR: Did he flirt with you before you knew he had a boyfriend?

JM: No, I mean, we just hit it off. I don’t

know what to say about [that]. I know it’s a pattern but I don’t know these guys have boyfriends when I meet them and hit it off with them.

BR: Was he out? Did people know that he was gay?

JM: Oh, yeah. Out and proud. He was not fem [though]. If I wanted to date a girl, I’d date a girl, dammit.

BR: How did you first know that he was gay?

JM: I think he told me. He was like, “You know, I am attracted to you. We really hit it off, but I’m seeing someone right now and I really love him and have to respect that.”

God, it’s like déjà vu.

BR: Do you think history is going to repeat itself with this new guy?

JM: What, once he breaks up with his boyfriend? I don’t know. You never know who you’re going to meet and when. The person you think you’re with right now may not be the best person for you. You just don’t know that, you know? They say “you don’t know what you don’t know” and I think that’s been the case with these past two. It’s not like we were actively seeking each other out. We just met and clicked almost in a very fateful way. I guess that’s how I choose to think about it. Both guys have been good guys who’ve stayed with their boyfriends.

BR: Are you out to family, friends, and coworkers?

JM: Not to coworkers and strangers because they don’t need to know that about me. I am with all my friends and most of my family.

It’s one of those things where, one, I don’t think it’s anyone’s business but who you’re sleeping with and, two, there are a lot of negative associations with being gay. I think there are a lot of people still who think of gay guys [as] being promiscuous and slutty and vain and all these terrible characteristics that aren’t true of all gay guys. There are certainly some that do embody the stereotypes but those aren’t things I want to be associated with. I don’t want anyone to hear that I’m gay and let that define their perception of me because it’s such a minor part of who I am.

Not a minor part, but it’s definitely not the biggest part of who I am. I would like people

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to think of me as a nice guy or a generous person before they think about who the hell I’m sleeping with.

BR: Have you ever engaged in anonymous or casual sex?

JM: Never anonymous. I don’t know, that kind of scares me. I’m very much a romantic at heart. I like the idea of sex being the time when you can connect, when you can turn your emotions into something physical with someone you love. Obviously, there have been times where I’ve had casual encounters with friends or people I wasn’t in love with. Nothing anonymous.

BR: Have you ever drunkenly hooked up with someone?

JM: Drunkenly, yes, but I’ve known them all, I am proud to say.

BR: Were some of them open with who they were? Did they accept who they were?

JM: I’ve had both. For some reason, I think I’m like a gateway drug to the guys who aren’t out. I don’t know what it is. I seem to attract them a lot. Maybe it’s because I’m not out myself. You attract what you put into the world. I’ve had flings with both sides. Guys who aren’t comfortable with themselves and who they are? I think that’s really tough. It’s one thing to not be out but know who you are and be fine with it. It’s another thing entirely, I think, to know who you are but be fighting that with all your will and might.

BR: Have you ever been with a guy that maybe reacted negatively after he ejaculated?

JM: Yes, I have. There’s one guy. He’s actually the first guy that I think I loved. He was my first love in high school. The poor guy, he grew up in a very religious family and they were very adamant that he would not be gay. Like it’s something you can change. He struggled with it a lot. I think the first time we just gave each other blowjobs, handjobs. After he came, he broke down crying and praying and I just didn’t know what to do. It was my first time. I was dealing with my own sexuality but it was probably the best thing for me because I didn’t have time to think about myself in the situation. I was so worried about him and how he was handling it. He was handling it much worse than I was. So I kind of just brushed it aside and, when that relationship was over, I was just like, “Yeah, I’m gay.”

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The OUTsiders Ally

Sophie’s Chasing “Tails”

By-Sophie Peek

It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, but this pup has had an unusually bad month since owner Chris was doing a bit too much strenuous gardening and broke his leg --- not in one, not in two, but in THREE places right at the ankle. My owner has never been one to do anything half ass, so he’s now the publisher boy on crutches, but still The Ally soldiers on, though our dog walks around Mass. Ave. and on the Cultural Trail are, shall we say, cur-tail-ed... Speaking of soldiering on, this pup hears a rumour that a former Indy gay restauranteur is planning to open a new night club somewhere in these environs. Maybe it’s all bark and not much bite, but with two clubs closing, this dog has to wonder if the man has thought things thru thoroughly. We sure do hope so!... Speaking of thinking, there are all manner of sadnesses being expressed but nobody’s daring to say what we feel might well be the facts about those aforementioned club closures: management by out-of touch folks. Now this paper is indeed The Ally and we are proud to be all-inclusive but at least one rumour has it that one club has been totally out of touch with the community for ages with straight management and another says stuff about drugs, sex and rock and roll, minus two of the three. And we hear rumours that some of another’s now out-of-work management supports Trump for pres, which screams out of touch with the community pretty

loudly, too. Anyway, we are always sad to see community businesses shut their doors and we wish those affected all the best --- especially those “innocent” folks who did the shows, tended the bars, ran the lights and played the music... Speaking of affected, we spotted a posting from his best friend and former roomie a few days ago recalling this dog (and a few cats’) good friend David Guadagnoli whose life affected many in Indianapolis. For those who did not have the pleasure, David died at the way-too-young age of 41 and was known all over the community for his prowess managing restaurants (including food service at the former Circle Centre Nordstrom) and other spots on Mass Ave. David would have been 50 a few days ago and all who knew him still miss him. RIP David... Speaking of missing, we’d be missing a huge point were we not to say that this dog hears it’s been a revolving door up in Maine where a good chunk of Ted & Ivan’s friends have popped in for visits. That includes the folks who make Indiana’s best wine at Easley Winery, the dude who runs Clubs Indy and Columbus (Aaron), Louisville friends Kevin & Marian and Chris Conner and his friend Tanner (that’s Chris ex event organiser of Indy then Las Vegas and Lawrence, Kansas, where he’s now a real, no shit college prof) and more due soon. As friend Gary told the dynamic duo: You never know folks have a clue where Maine is until the snow melts. This is just the start, so watch out for August!... Speaking of watching out, The Ally’s first ever (and first ever for Indy’s community as a whole) live drone coverage of the Indy Pride Parade was a huge hit. This canine hears that folks from as far as Denver and Canada tuned in to watch either live or archived segments. Chris says as soon as he gets back on his feet (literally) he’s gonna start planning for the 2017 events, so look for even bigger and better coverage from a vantage point that’s even higher than someone’s checks have been known to bounce... And finally, we hear an Indy boy is couch surfin’ after the pretty nasty breakup of his years-long relationship....a break-up which included the ex havin’ the cops called in after he tried to run this hapless boy over with his car outside their former residence. At that point, this pup would have bitten off a tire and pressed charges, though as of this writing he hears tell that’s not happening, though a moving van has been ordered. Woof!

Saying Goodbye to a Good Friend: By-Leyland B.

Baron peacefully left us early on the 20th of June 2016.

He is survived by his dad Bill Pritt. He was full of life and love! His kisses and playful spirit brought smiles and joy to everyone he came across. He could always be caught smiling which was very contagious! He loved everyone he met and greeted them with a big wet kiss that only he could give. He lived a great life full of love, treats, cuddles, naps and a wonderful dad by his side. Baron you are loved and will truly be missed, but never forgotten. Smile on little buddy, the sun sets in your favor tonight.