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News in Brief: l Horsham and Crawley Samaritans are opening their doors to the public on Thursday, September 2nd, from 6pm to 8pm. For an opportunity to look round and find out more about what we do, come and meet some of the friendly volunteers at our Centre at 21 Denne Road, Horsham, RH12 1JE.

l West Sussex Mediation Service holds its 9th annual general meeting at 6pm on Tuesday, 21st September at Amberley Museum & Heritage Centre Amberley. Speaker is Barry Winbolt, author and Practitioner in Conflict Management

l At a recent meeting of the Horsham Branch of the Royal British Legion, the Committee awarded Mrs Dianne Loates a certificate in thanks and recognition for her valuable work as Branch Secretary and also as the Poppy Appeal Organiser for Horsham. Mrs Loates has helped organise Remembrance Parades for the past 4 years, and has also worked tirelessly for the Poppy Appeal. Last year's total being well over £34,700 bringing the total in four years to

around £120,000 in the Horsham District.

l If you would like to buy one of Cedric de la Nougerede prints of the Horsham Spitfire, they are available at the Resident’s offices on 26 North Street, Horsham, RH12 1RQ. You can call us on 01403 251000 for more information. The prints cost just £10 and every penny will be donated to Help for Heroes.

l Zippos Circus is coming to Horsham Park, for two days only, on 1st-2nd September. There are many vouchers around town (as a general rule Zippos staff have been leaving discount vouchers at places willing to put up a poster there are some at The Resident offices opposite County Hall North) but you can also get cheaper tickets at www.zippos.co.uk

Ann Bathie with one of her sunflowers that has been ripped up by youngsters at Bennetts Road allotments

Wanton destruction at town allotments Two weeks ago Ray and Ann Bathie were amongst the list of winners of the Horsham In Bloom competition. The couple’s prize allotment in Bennetts Road impressed the judges and scooped Gold. But now the allotments are not so pleasant on the eye, after a group of teenage boys embarked on a trail of “wanton destruction” through the allotments. Most of us can understand that most teenagers, of any era, are occasionally guilty of apparently mindless acts of spontaneous silliness- especially this week, when A Level and GCSE results are dropped through letter boxes. But it’s difficult to justify what has happened at Bennetts Road allotments - as it’s not a couple of random

acts by bored teens - they appear to have made their way around the allotments for some time. Ray and Ann’s sunflowers have been pulled up, heads smashed off, perhaps while being used for play fights. Runner bean racks have been knocked over, nets pulled off over covered vegetables, tomato plants ripped up, pumpkins tossed about and sweetcorn and carrots yanked from the soil. Ann said: “They don’t seem to understand that gardeners only get one shot. Things don’t grow back after a week or two - this is a culmination of a year’s work. “A lot of people have been able to repair some of the damage but for others there’s little they can do. “One area of our allotment

looked as though a herd of animals had trampled through it.” Ray added: “People spend a lot of time up there growing vegetables and take a lot of care and then it is ruined,

night’s destruction - those responsible were seen by a member of the allotments fleeing to a nearby house. They later received a visit from the police. Those that use the allot-

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GARDENERS ONLY GET ONE SHOT” just like that.” Dave Middleton, who also grows vegetables at the popular, well-run allotments, described the acts as “wanton destruction”. Many of the allotment owners were up at the site on Tuesday and Wednesday repairing some of the damage, but many others were still not aware of the damage done. But there is one positive to come from Monday

ments hope that this will put an end to the occasional carnage caused by careless kids. Peter Cox, secretary of Bennetts Road Allotments, said: “It’s been an annoyance. This has been happening for a few years and it’s happened twice in two weeks. But credit to the police, they arrived very quickly and spoke to them. “Hopefully this will be the end of it.”

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Our first time in the dark

It’s a city way of living shops opening in the evening to support and feed off a thriving dining out scene. But that is exactly what business chiefs and local traders hope can happen here in horsham. Together with the support of horsham’s town centre shops and restaurants, horsham Unlimited - a collective of local businesses and town leaders - plan to launch a regular monthly late night shopping and dining evening. The initiative goes by the far from catching name of ‘horsham’s First Thursday’ but there is an ambitious target behind the idea - to make horsham the shopping and restaurant destination of west sussex. The timing isn’t perfect - it would have been nice to have launched it at the start of the year, but horsham was not ready. now we have new businesses in place - wabi and carmela restaurants, white stuff clothing, Just my sushi, raspberry laces, martha’s Barn, a re-fit strada, and per-

haps most importantly a nearly completed resurfacing of east street. The work is not completed yet - the road surface is almost there but the pavement needs to be brought into line.

and it is hoped that the new look area, in which pedestrians will share the road with transport in an integrated street system, will help attract

Unlimited said: “The focus of horsham’s First Thursday is to provide specialist advice and knowledge through a number of different events which will enhance the shopping and dining experience in horsham. “we want people to want to come into horsham after hours, and spend some quality time with our traders learning about fashion, beauty, food and more. “we want people to enjoy dining in horsham and experience the versatility of our menus that perhaps they wouldn’t otherwise be able to do.” it is hoped that the town’s first horsham’s First Thursday (see, the name is even

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new businesses to the town. among those rumoured to be interested in units currently available to let are asK and wagamama. a statement from horsham

complicated for newspapers!) will be held on Thursday 7th october. it is hoped that customers will experience a more enjoyable shopping experience,

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Extensive work is being carried out in Horsham’s East Street

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Friends won the best float prize with their eye-catching WI Calendar Girls effort, ahead of Chanctonbury Playschool, which created a giant green dragon on its ‘Once Upon a Time’ float and Ashington Scouts. In the fancy dress category, little Indian Dylan Alford on his Shetland pony scooped a prize, while in the walking class the Wessex Majorettes from Poole and the Cowboys and Indians - featuring members of the organising committee - scooped honours. Charlie the Clown was once again running around the place making groanworthy gags, and the Wes-

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An Alice in Wonderland group impressed, but the Calendar Girls took 1st place sex International Majorettes performed a dance routine, but perhaps stealing the show, ay least in terms of arena acts, were Stallions of Substance, sponsored by Fowlers estate Agents. The act combines sisters, stallions and two young boys on a motorbike (one nine year old doubles as the health and safety official, we’re told!) demonstrating trust between horses and riders in an act of great skill. In the Community Centre visitors were able to see a beautiful display of vegetables, flowers and craft items at

the Flower Show. The Ashington Festival has become a social gathering as much as anything else, when the village comes together to enjoy the night as well as day. Creative Covers’ played throughout the evening and there were still hundreds of people at the recreation ground to witness another excellent fireworks display at 10pm with a child-frighteningly excellent finale! The display was supported by Winner Plant Hire. Margaret Alfold of the Ashington Festival Organising committee said: “It was again

a great success. The weather meant that we were a few stallholders down and the car boot sale wasn’t so big but the village again came out to show their support. We would very much like to thank all the sponsors and all those that helped with organising the event, as without you it simply wouldn’t happen.”

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27th Aug

28th Aug

Manor Theatre Group presents the Lying Kind, at North Heath Hall, North Heath Lane, Horsham, tonight and Saturday (28th) at 7.30pm. The performance contains string adult language. Tickets are £8.50 from The Non Stop Party Shop or from 07771 524491

There’s more pre-season friendly action at Horsham Rugby Club (Coolhurst) today. The first team host Petersfield at 2pm, and half an hour later the seconds kick off against Barns Green 1st XV. The first league match is on 11th September at Crowborough. www.horshamrufc.com

Wow, look at this, all of our threeyear-old readers! A little Big Club show of singing and dancing featuring Barney, Bob the Builder, Angelina Ballerina, Pingu, Fireman Sam and Gigi Forget-Me-Not is at the Capitol tonight and tomorrow. Tickets from 01403 750220

28th Aug

It’s the 24th Rudgwick Steam and Country Show, held over the Bank Holiday weekend. This year, it hosts the British Barbecue Championships. Also, there will be loads of trade stalls, various livestock shows and the New Forest Plonkers. See the manic website for more info

29/30th Aug

Warnham Flower Show will be holding its Summer Show at Warnham Village Hall from 2pm. Exhibits of locally grown vegetables, fruit and flowers, as well as cookery and photo entries, all serve to provide colour and interest. Refreshments and raffle. All welcome.

30th Aug

Sussex Thunder had a late re-scheduling of their final game of the season. Originally set for last weekend, it has been moved to Saturday night, at 7pm under the floodlights at Broadbridge Heath Stadium. Thunder will be looking to see off Coventry Jets. £3 entry, u-14s free

Pauline Clark is opening up her own the garden at her home at 4 Bens Acre, Horsham, RH13 6LW, for a National Gardens Scheme event. Described as a plant lovers garden built on a slope with many interesting features, the garden is open from 15pm. Tea and cakes.

Horsham Youth Centre will be hosting a family fun day this afternoon between 12 –5.30pm as part of it’s fundraising for Disability Projects. The day will feature a BBQ, Sumo Wrestling, Circus Skills, Inflatable Bungee Run and workshops for young people. Entry free (donations)

It’s the Dunsfold Wings and Wheels two day event, showcasing some of the finest civil and military aircraft displays in the UK, as well as recordbreaking cars from Brooklands Museum. The Red Arrows will be among the attractions. For more see www.wingsandwheels.net

4th Sep

Horsham are away to Wealdstone tomorrow (28th) for the third game of their Ryman League campaign, but Kingstonian will be the visitors to Gorings Mead on Bank Holiday Monday at 3pm. They’ve not had the best of starts - one point from two games so far - so give them some support

4th Sep

The next Rock: HYC event at Horsham Youth Club on Hurst Road is held tonight. It features Baby Oiled Bodies, Honour is Dead and Ornament Tournaments. Meanwhile, Chinchilla Zilla, The UK Rideouts, Champagne Supernova and Spacehopperz at the The Shelley, BBH

We’ll have a bit more information for you nearer the day, but there is due to be a two day Vintage Rally at Langhurst Hill Farm, Balls Cross, Petworth today and tomorrow. The event, staged by Billingshurst Macmillan Support Group, will feature lots of steam, raffles and stalls

The Dragon Boat race in aid of St Catherine’s Hospice will be held at Knepp Castle, West Grinstead. Local businesses are asked to pick up the paddles and be part of it. If you want to find our more about how you can take part, log onto www.stch.org.uk or call Michael on 01293 447357.

28th Aug

30th Aug

4th Sep

Have you noticed how the bloke at horsham station newsagents, the Candy Box in the Carfax and the talking head on the BBC show John Bishop’s Britain all look like the same scary person? You can see more of local comedian John O’Sullivan on Come Dine With Me today.

Jean Griffin, a roving gardening reporter on local BBC radio, will be at Copsale Hall today for Cream Teas, chatting to people about garden-related issues. Books and some odds and ends will be on sale inside the newly refurbished hall. Event held at 2.30-5pm. Cost £2.50.

Horsham District kicks off its month long Food and Drink Festival. Expect a programme of special offers and events, brought to you by local food and drink businesses including restaurants, cafes, bistros, pubs, farms, farm shops, breweries, vineyards and retailers

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5th Sep

Pick up a bargain or two as Millais School in Horsham hosts a car boot sale today from 12-3pm. Sellers set up from 11am, £6 a pitch. Buyers from 12pm. Entrance fee 50p with children under 5 free. Early bird buyers £1. Use the Highland Road entrance.

There will be a Press-ups for Charity Challenge staged by Sussex Bootcamps today. This event is open to all who want to come out and do as many press-ups as they can in 90 seconds to raise money for Help for Heroes. Full information at www.pressupsforcharitysussex.com

There’s a Teddy Bears picnic at the railway at Pulborough Garden Centre, Stopham Road, Pulborough. Trains run at regularly from 11am-3.30pm and children bringing a bear get a free ride. There will be many teddy bear displays as well as face painting, swing boats etc.

Horsham Folk Club’s new season kicks off tonight with a song and dance night, with the ceilidh band playing, and next Sunday (12th) Elsie's Band, a folk band renowned for its interpretation of traditional music as well as its own work, come to town. Entry £5 (members £3)

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Wisborough Green charity balloon weekend starts today (it’s on until 12th) in aid of Chase Hospice Care for Children. Balloonists fly the balloons and donate a £90 fee for passengers straight to charity. Not only is it a great cause, it’s a great spectacle, and one of our annual faves.

There’s a Zumba Charity Party (Zumba is a latin inspired dance fitness workout) to raise funds for Tommys. The event takes place at The Holbrook Club. A team of Zumba instructors will lead 100 keen participants i Horsham's first Zumba www.zumbasussex.co.uk/party

Mofest is coming to a field near you. The line-up has been announced Chinchilla Zilla (above), The UK Rideouts, Ob Jay Da, Joe 90, Steve Roles and Jodie Denman are on the bill, along with DJs. Tickets are £20 including camping for the night. (Under 12s £10). www.mofest.co.uk

Horsham Library celebrates its 21st birthday with a day of events. It begins at 9am, with a grand opening with Horsham Bluebelles and there’s also Glynde Place Dance Studio, Birthday Baby Rhyme Time with Bookstart Bear, The Pleasure Singers’ Choir and Horsham Salsa

18th Sept

Brooklands Studios, an energetic team of performers showcasing a spectacular array of routines to popular chart hits, as well as tracks from some of our best loved musicals such as Wicket and Mary Poppins, will be at the Capitol today and tomorrow. Tickets are £13 from 750220

18th Sept

West Grinstead & District Ploughing & Agricultural Society hosts its Annual Ploughing Match & Show at Clothalls Farm, West Grinstead. There will be 12 different ploughing classes, livestock shows, parade of hounds, terrier racing, ferret racing and more. £4, Under 14s go free

Horsham Olympic are celebrating 50 years as a club with a reunion event at The Drill Hall, Denne Road, Horsham at 7pm with music, memories....and a licenced bar! Chairman Tim Wilkins and lifelong member Mick Langridge welcome all ex- players. Tickets £7.50 from 266474

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There’s a Millais reunion for pupils who left in 1980 at 7.30-11pm. Tickets cost £10, to include light buffet and refreshments, and are also available to any teachers that taught between 1975 -1980. Email sallybooker1@btinternet.com for tickets and info

There is to be a family fun day and skate jam in Southwater Country Park today, from 11am-6pm. Expect live music, fire service demonstrations and activities for all the family, as well as BMX and skateboard competitions, with prizes too. See more info on P19

The Rat Pack Vegas Spectacular returns to the Capitol by popular demand. It's totally live and every song is an absolute classic Come Fly with Me, Volare, Under My Skin, Mr Bojangles, Lady Is A Tramp, Mack The Knife and more of your favourites. Tickets £19 from 01403 750220

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Comedian spearheading Ventriloquist revival is coming to Horsham’s Capitol

He’s a comedian, dummy! the resident hates ventriloquist acts. not just Keith Harris, orville and that song, but all of them. Except the ones on Harry Hill, but they’re not real... The moment a performer pulls one out of the bag, you can sense the metaphoric lead balloon among the audience. There’s no groaning, as we’re too polite generally, but it’s like an impersonator doing Frank Spencer. It’s painful to watch. We had heard snippets of a couple of comedians -Nina Conti and Paul Zerdin , making a name for themselves in new takes on the ventriloquist act at the Edinburgh Fringe, but were not convinced. Knowing Paul Zerdin was coming to Horsham’s Capitol theatre soon, we thought we would watch a clip of his routine on YouTube. A minute in and we’re sort of bored already. But then something strange happens.

We laughed...a lot! We won’t spoil it (although you can spoil it for yourself, of course!) but we’re a lot more excited about Paul Zerdin’s visit now. Here the comedian himself tells us his thoughts before the show at the Capitol on Sunday, 10th October.

How did you get started in ventriloquism? The funny answer is that I started playing with dolls when I was very young because I had no friends. The more serious answer is that I was given a book on how to be a ventriloquist and I learnt from that. The process really started when I was 8 or

“i did A douBle Act WitH Bruce forsYtH WHere He WAs A HuMAn duMMY” 9. I was given the classic Christmas present of a box of magic tricks and I really took to it and I decided then that I wanted to be a magician.

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Magic and ventriloquism took over from this point didn’t they? Yes, I left school with just two GCSEs which was a result of me not caring about schoolwork and being more interested in showbiz and making money doing close-up magic in restaurants and hotels at weekends and performing at kids parties too.

What happened after you failed your exams? I managed to get a part-time job in a magic shop called Davenports Magic which is very famous and has been running for over 100 years. I made a lot of contacts there and went to see an agent who told me that I definitely had something but that she had loads of magicians on her books, what did I have that was different? I told her I was learning ventriloquism and she said to come back when I had perfected it. When I did she sent me straight out on a cruise ship for a summer working on a line that ran between Helsinki and Stockholm.

How do you find doing ventriloquism in the stand up world? I feel I sit in that world

quite comfortably because I can work any audience. Some still see it as an old fashioned art, and have the preconceived notion of an old bloke with a dummy. I mix using puppets with talking about ventriloquism in everyday life and twists like ‘hearing people’s thoughts’ and animatronics to give ventriloquism an edge, it’s all about making it cool.

How do audiences react to your act? There’s a lot of audience interaction in the shows I do with the puppets Sam, Albert and Baby and I also do the ‘human puppet’ where I put a moving mouth over the face of an audience member and give them a silly voice. But it is all fun and not

horrible, the audience have learnt to trust me by the time I get out among them and often they can’t wait to get involved.

Who do you admire in ventriloquism? The book I learnt from (A Gottle of Geer) was written by a man called Ray Alan, who sadly died recently. He had an aristocratic character called Lord Charles and was the best ventriloquist ever, his lips didn’t move at all. I was also influenced by ventriloquistcomedian Ronn Lucas and comedian-magician Wayne Dobson, together they represented everything I wanted to do. I like David Copperfield too. He gets terrible press but he is brilliant live.

You cite Bob Monkhouse as an influence too? Bob was so slick. He was accused of being too smarmy, particularly as a game show host, but when you saw him live that what he was best at. He was a comedian’s comedian, and is respected by comics young and old. I remember rehearsing for the 2002 Royal Variety Show with Jimmy Carr and Lee Mack and Bob came over and tapped me on the shoulder and told me this was the best spot I’d ever done.

Any others? I worked with Bruce Forsyth on the last series of the Palladium shows and did a double act with him where he was a

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this year sees your first UK tour, how are you feeling about that? I have never played any of the venues on the tour so it will be interesting. I have been working on lots of new stuff and the show is constantly evolving, so from the start of the tour in September to the end of the run it will have changed. Although, of course, every night is different anyway depending on the audience.

A return to Edinburgh is the starting point for the tour, how do you find playing festival city? Edinburgh is the springboard for success. If you get it right, as happened last year with a five star review in The Scotsman, then you can sell out the

run as I happily found out. This year we have gone for a bigger venue and I’ll be doing a slightly different version of last year’s show, hence calling it Spongefest Revisited. It takes more than a year to write a completely new show but I didn’t want to pass up the opportunity to come up and get the show seen by a wider audience.

What do you make of Edinburgh audiences? I think that Edinburgh audiences are pretty bloody good and I have total respect for them as they can be long-suffering what with some of the venues being really hot. I sweat a lot during my performance but its hard work for the audience too.

What are your future plans, with or without puppets? I am working on a sitcom treatment at the moment which is like The Muppets meets Seinfeld (another influence of mine), and I am trying

news to get the live show to be like this concept more and more. I want to conquer TV and have my own show the way I want to do it.

What do you do when the puppets are asleep and your voice is your own? I am very much a fitness person, I go to the gym every day, and I like waterskiing and scuba-diving. I like the nice things like eating out and beach holidays and do them when I can afford them. Basically, I am pretty normal. I have heard of one who, after a bad performance, was overheard shouting at his puppet in his dressing room “you weren’t funny tonight!” I also remember being at a convention and watching other ventriloquists checking in with their puppet talking to the receptionist asking for a room for two. I don’t think this will happen to me!

For tickets call the Capitol Box Office on 01403 750220.

Business News in brief The most recent winner of the Quarter Card scheme is Liz Cockerill of Horsham. She was presented with her prize by Isabella Beausseron. If you’re not aware of the scheme, do pick up a coupon and get involved. Many businesses in and around East Street have come together to produce a loyalty scheme, and each month one person wins vouchers to spend at various stores. Shops and restaurants including Strada, Tortellini, La Source, Cape Scarlett, Rainbow Healing, Beauty Secrets, Premier PCs, Cote, Pizza Express, Purdies and Aga. It’s free and easy - and works the same as the loyalty scheme of some coffee houses. So even if you’re a regular at just one of the participating businesses, you can still rack up the stamps and enter to win! See Pages 24-25 for more.

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l Seven West Sussex businesses have received funding to improve their energy efficiency – meaning an annual saving of more than 73 tonnes of carbon dioxide. The successful applicants include The Orchard Restaurant in West Grinstead and Spellman High Voltage, Pulborough

l Gazelle, a Horsham based marketing business, have been working with Wedgewelly since January. Wedgewelly recently won over the judges on Dragons Den, but Gazelle were already producing their online marketing catalogues. You can find out more at www.ilovemywellies.co.uk and there’s a deal available at www.visithorsham.co.uk

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Street. This is the definitive guide that includes the full calendar of events, the tastings, the tours, the many offers and the contact details of every single business participating in the Festival. This year marks the 8th annual Horsham District Food & Drink Festival, which runs until 3rd October. It has something for everyone - with offers from the likes of town lunchtime favourite Beeches Buffet to top end restaurants such as Tristan’s, a couple of metres further down the path! The range of the deals vary - it could be a superb buy one get one free deal or perhaps just a free glass of wine at certain times. Some are truly noteworthy - such as Ginger’s Kitchen in Partridge Green, offering one festival goer a luxury selection of dishes worth £100. Do have a look and pick out some highlights for you and the family during the festival...

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If you picked up last week’s Resident, you will have seen our preview on the Horsham Food and Drink Festival. The four week event begins on Saturday, 4th September with the Big Nibble, which you can read about in the Events box. Such was the response to last week’s feature, we’ve decided to do it again - highlight even more of the 109 events, offers and promotions being held to celebrate the best of local produce. Most are worthy of a mention, but over these two weeks we’ve picked out the deals and events we believe will be of most interest to readers. Remember though, to take advantage of these deals you will need to have a copy of the food and drink festival programme. It’s available at the council offices, libraries, leisure centres, etc, but if you’re stuck we have copies at The Resident offices, near the Black Jug Pub at 26 North

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The Food and Drink Festival kicks off with its showpiece event - the Big Nibble, held in the Carfax at 9am-4pm. Visitors can look forward to a huge farmers market, with a diverse mix of local producers offering freshly baked breads, fresh fruit and vegetables and salads, eggs, chocolates, preserves, meats, fish, pastas, cheeses and much more.

There will also be demonstrations happening at the Carfax kitchen throughout the day. Another highlight is the Horsham Beer Trail involving many of the town centre pubs. Just pick up a commemorative mini beer trail tankard and visit many of the town centre’s most diverse watering holes and sampling some of the finest beers on offer. It’s only £1!

To find out more about local produce and crafts, there are so many events to choose from. Perhaps the best is the West Grinstead Ploughing Match and Agricultural Society, which we featured in last week’s paper, on 18th Sept, as there’s so much going on. But also worth bearing in mind (if you’ve ever woken up and thought ‘if only I knew more about apples.) is the Apple Day

on 3rd October at Station House, Cowfold Road, West Grinstead, with free entry and lots of applerelated activities. Lovely venue too. Also: The Pulborough Harvest Festival is a fabulous free day on Sat, 25th Sept, there will be guided tours around Knepp on 19th Sept and there’ll be a Best of Sussex Event at Amberley Museum on 2nd-5th Sept.

FREE BOTTLE OF WINE WITH EVERY MEAL New to Horsham, Carmela restaurant offers authentic home made cuisine from the south of Italy. Surrounded by olive trees and a beautiful outside dining area, Carmela really is the jewel in Horsham’s crown. The interior is a perfect mix of English country pub and the modern style of contemporary Italy with newly refurbished low beams, open fire, exquisite food and friendly service.

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The Beer Essentials is made for the four week event, and is heavily involved in the Beer Festival of course. But on 4th, 25th Sept and 2nd October the East Street store is offering free tastings of local bee along with local bread and cheese. Warning though - you may end up being as fascinated by the labels on the 150 different bottled beers and ciders in stock.

There’s also a huge variety in taste - expect to be in parts delighted, surprised, tickled, warmed, and occasionally like you’ve eaten dad’s old socks.

Also: There’s a discovery tour and tasting day at Bolney Wine Estate on 15th Sept for £10 less than normal, and Nutbourne Vineyards near Pulborough stages similar events.

Restaurant Tristan offers a predominantly British menu with some creative French influences, with dishes like terrine of pheasant and turbot with truffle risotto. During the Festival you can enjoy a free glass of house red or white during a special free course lunch. Don’t forget that programme though.

One of the best deals of the Festival comes from The Sussex Produce Company in Steyning. The award winning food shop is one of those places you go in from time to time and wonder why you don’t shop there all the time! They’re offering £25% off fresh produce and flowers during the festival. Sussex Produce Company specialises in locally sourced produce, especially fruit and vegetables, but also cheeses, cakes, preserves and flowers. The shop stocks nearly 500 organic and Fairtrade lines.

Also: Mannings Heath Golf Club serves up a couple of special offers (£14.50 – 2 courses, £17.50 – 3courses) and if you’re ever going to pay out for a meal at either the award-winning restaurants The Pass or The Camellia at South Lodge, best do it during the festival as they have deals on too.

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skills at feast festival The Crown Inn, Dial post, is one of our favourite pubs. It’s a cosy traditional Country Inn with well kept local ales, interesting wines and locally sourced home-made food. Recognised by The Good Pub Guide, The Good Beer Guide, Alistair Sawdays Guide and reaching national competitions, they have many accolades. You can enjoy modern pub dining with our hand-cut chips, home-made ice creams, all our puddings, patés, terrines, soups and honey glazed on premises.

During the Festival (Monday to Thursday) you can have lunch or dinner with 20% discount on your food with a 25% off voucher for your next visit. Also: There are a lot of great pubs offering a free glass of wine when buying lunch or dinner (terms and conditions apply) such as the Half Moon in Warninglid and The Yokebourne Restaurant in Ashington. The Countryman Inn is offering free membership to its Privilege Club which offers a 10% discount.

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Also: The Village Greens Farm Shop in Ockley holds a Food Fair on 25th Sept shawcasing the best in local produce, from 12-4pm. Westons Farm Shop in Itchingfield has an open day on 12th Sept which should also be well worth a visit.

FuLL A LA cArtE MENu AvAiLAbLE The chefs in Ginger’s Kitchen hand prepare distinctive high quality meals using the best of local produce in classics such as traditional Lancashire hot pot, gourmet fish pie and creamy wild mushroom risotto. Other more exotic dishes include Indonesian beef Rendang, succulent lamb tagine and Thai green chicken curry with chilli-spiced stir fry. For the festival, Ginger’s Kitchen is offering one lucky festival-goer a luxury selection of delicious dishes worth £100, delivered direct to their door. Also: A&R Bailey’s butchers in Warnham will be serving up a Hog Roast special - delicious pork and apple in a roll - for £1.50. And anyone who places an order with the wonderful Cakes by Sharon Walker will receive six free cupcakes!

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Facebook has its downsides the death of the birthday card, the friend who updates their status when they go the toilet, and, in our case, people criticising our Thakeham development stories on the Horsham page! But it has its plus points too, obviously. For example, it’s a great tool for those organising a school reunion! It’s been a great help to Brent Yeomans, who is helping to organise a reunion for all those who left Tanbridge House School in the years 1981 to 1986. Brent, who performs as a singer in local band 17 Black, said: “Thanks to Facebook and Friends Reunited, news of the reunion reached the USA, Canada and Australia within hours.” But there are still many people out there who are not aware of the event, to be held in the Drill Hall, Denne Road, Horsham, on Saturday, 25th September. Brent said: “We hope to grab the attention of any parents in the Horsham area that had children that went to Tanbridge back in the 70s and early 80s. “We would like them to contact them and pass details on, as many people moved away from the area. “The reunion will give people the opportunity to rekindle old friendships and undoubtedly start new ones. There is a real buzz about town and some people can’t wait to get reunited with old friends. “There is no need to dress up -

people can come in whatever they feel comfortable in.” On the night there will be a disco and live music, with food by Crosbie Foods. It is hoped that pupils are teachers from the era will be able to attend. A couple of students went on to become successful with huge pop bands. Robin Goodridge, who left Tanbridge in 1982, went on to become the drummer with Bush, perhaps the most successful British rock band in America during the 1990s. Jamie Hewlett showed plenty of creative flair even during his school days, contributing art work to a proposed road safety campaign that was eventually runner-up in a national television competition. He did okay career-wise too, as the co-creator of animated pop band Gorillaz. If you’re not a fan, you may at least recall his short animated sequences used by the BBC during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Robin has already stated he can’t make it - the rather lame excuse of playing to 70,000 people at an American festival!

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Join us on The RaT Pack Vegas sPecTaculaR Friday 17 september 7.30pm A sensational show featuring the greatest music from the 20th century with classics such as Come Fly With Me, Under My Skin and Mr Bojangles.

BaRnsToRmeRs comedy sunday 19 september 7.30pm Barnstormers are back for a new season of comedy in The Studio with three top acts from the London circuit.

PePPa Pig’s PaRTy little Big cluB live iN coNcert saturday 28 & sunday 29 august sat 1.30pm & 4pm & sun 1pm & 3.30pm A brand new singing and dancing stage show featuring Bob The Builder, Barney, Angelina Ballerina, Fireman Sam, Fifi Forget-me-not & Pingu Live On Stage. This all-new 90-minute stage show experience for the whole family is packed with the songs the characters are famous for. The Little Big Club Live in Concert has something for the whole family, so come along and be part of the magic… Tickets: £13, children £11, family ticket £44.

NatioNal theatre live ScreeNiNgS iN the ciNema PhedRe Thursday 23 september 7pm Consumed by an uncontrollable passion for her young stepson and believing Theseus, her absent husband, to be dead, Phèdre confesses her darkest desires and enters the world of nightmare. When Theseus returns alive and well, Phèdre, fearing exposure, accuses her stepson of rape. The result is carnage.

a disaPPeaRing numBeR Thursday 14 october 7pm A Disappearing Number weaves together the story of two love affairs, separated by a century and a continent. This piece of startling visual poetry from Simon McBurney and Complicite is a compelling meditation on love, mathematics and the pain of exile in an age when we think we can belong anywhere and have everything.

Wednesday 22 & Thursday 23 september 10am, 1pm & 4pm Join Peppa Pig and all her friends in this imaginative show full of brand new songs, muddy puddles and oinks!

Jimmy TaRBuck Friday 24 september 7.30pm Take a nostalgic trip down memory lane with this master of light entertainment, in a fantastically funny evening of comedy for grown ups.

Beyond The BaRRicade saturday 25 september 7.30pm Past principal performers from Les Miserables perform songs from Miss Saigon, The Lion King, Phantom of the Opera, We Will Rock You and Blood Brothers.

sounds oF The glenn milleR eRa sunday 26 september 7.30pm Recapture the sounds of a bygone era as the Nick Ross Orchestra presents an evening of music and song – the classic big band sound of the 1940s.

mugenkyo Taiko dRummeRs Tuesday 28 september 7.30pm A theatrical stage show featuring powerful taiko rhythms, huge drums, dramatic choreography & delicate bamboo flute & percussion.

an eVening oF claiRVoyance Psychic Tony sTockWell Wednesday 28 september 7.30pm One of the country’s most well known and respected mediums, Tony stockwell gives a voice to those in the unseen world without voices.

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Karate Kid With no friends in a strange land, Dre has nowhere to turn but maintenance man Mr. Han, who is secretly a master of kung fu. As Han teaches Dre that kung fu is not about punches and parries, but maturity and calm Director: Harald Zwart -2nd Sept

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar recruits Dave Stutler as his reluctant protégé. In time he must become the Sorcerer’s Apprentice Director: Jon Turteltaub - 2nd Sept

Tarby has a tale to tell

Coming to the Capitol theatre in September: The energetic Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers, popular comedian Jimmy Tarbuck and the talented singers of Beyond the Barricade Every summer, the Capitol theatre focuses on cinema this year bringing us the best Hollywood has to offer. This hasn’t necessarily been that great this year - for every Toy Story 3 there’s been a Marmaduke, and for every Inception there’s been a The Last Airbender. It could have been worse though - the Capitol has avoided big budget stinkers such as Jonah Hex this year although we must admit we’re just a tiny bit disappointed that they aren’t showing Piranha 3-D! But now the focus goes back to the stage, and this season there’s an exciting line-up, with opera from the Metropolitan in New York, comedians such as Julian Clary, some of the world’s finest tribute acts with the music of Frank Sinatra, Abba and the Bee Gees, and much more. Throw into the mix clairvoyant Tony Stockwell, ventriloquist Paul Zerdin, Children’s entertainer Boogie Pete, golf legend Peter Alliss, Barnstormers comedy, and of course the big Christmas pantomime and you have a cracking line-up. It kicks off in September, and among the forthcoming highlights are Jimmy Tar-

buck, with his This is My Life show on Friday, 24th September at 7.30pm. Having successfully spent more than 40 years in the notoriously fickle world of show business, Tarby has hosted numerous television shows, variety shows, chat shows and game shows and his cheeky grin and boy-next-door charms have won him fans far away from his native Liverpool. However, Tarby is at his best in front of a live audience and during his date in Horsham he will be sharing anecdotes, demonstrating his quick-fire wit and thoroughly entertaining the audience in a show which promises comedy for grown-ups rather than adult comedy. During the entertaining evening, Tarby will be using photos and video footage to take audiences on a nostalgic trip down memory lane with a wealth of hugely funny stories and anecdotes ranging from being at school and in the same class as John Lennon to playing golf with Bing Crosby. Join stage funnyman Jimmy Tarbuck OBE as he delivers a fantastically funny evening of comedy for grown-ups! Tickets: £18.50, concessions £16

Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers will be on tour in the UK from September, dropping in at the Capitol on 28th September with their full concert of powerful taiko rhythms, huge drums, dramatic choreography & delicate bamboo flute & percussion, presented in a theatrical stage show. Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers has

been the driving force behind the growing taiko movement in the UK since their establishment in 1994. The group have spearheaded developing taiko as a European art form, through high profile performances, television appearances and extensive touring. The 2010 concert features the beautiful dance artist Lale Sayoko, described as elegant, graceful, mys-

terious & mesmerising. Tickets cost £18/£14 Beyond the Barricade has delighted audiences throughout the UK and mainland Europe for a decade, with its exciting concert portrayal of the greatest songs in musical theatre, all performed totally live! Recreating original West End/Broadway musical hit songs with amazing authenticity, this cast of past principal performers from Les Miserables present a two hour show which features many of the songs that have made Beyond the Barricade so successful over the past 11 years. Now established as the nation’s favourite musical theatre concert, Andy Reiss, David Fawcett, Katie Leeming and Becci Morrell, together with their own ensemble of talented musicians will be performing songs from The

‘Beyond the Barricade’ after appearing in the Manchester and London casts of Les Misérables. David played the lead role of Jean Valjean in both of these productions, and Andy played most of the male characters, including Enjolras and Valjean, and still remains the only person to take on the job of being the shows Resident Director, and perform in it at the same time. Also on stage is Katie Leeming, who joined Beyond the Barricade after playing the lead role of Eponine in the West End production of Les Miserables. Beyond the Barricades is on at the Capitol on 25th September. Tickets cost £18.50, concessions £17. If you’re more of a cinema person, there are still some good films coming up. The Sorcerer’s Apprentice is on

Phantom of the Opera, We Will Rock You, The Lion King, Blood Brothers, Miss Saigon and many others, climaxing with a spectacular finale from, of course, Les Miserables! Fawcett and Reiss devised

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Wisborough Green made it all the way to the final but lost out to a Horsham side

Holbrook Rugby Club staged a successful touch rugby tournament at the weekend. While the most popular team may have been the Barns Green Girlsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; team, it was The Motley Sevens that won the event, beating Wisborough Green in the final. Many players got dressed up for the day, which was as much a social occasion as a sporting event. The Holbrook bar was kept busy! It was held by Holbrook Rugby Club, who were represented by two clubs, in aid of the charity Help for Heroes. For more pictures of the event by photographer Vic Heritage visit the website at www.vicheritage.fototopic.net

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Ploughing Match The West Grinstead & District Ploughing & Agricultural Society’s Annual Ploughing Match and Show will be held on Saturday, 18th September. It’ll be hosted at Clothalls Farm (it’s already well signposted on the A24 southbound) at West Grinstead, kindly hosted by Mrs. M. Collins and Sentry Farming. In addition to the 12 different ploughing classes including

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Novice & Open, Vintage and, the great crowd-puller, the Horse Ploughing, there will also be a demonstration of Steam Ploughing with some massive engines at work. Other highlights include Hedge Laying, Hedge Cutting and Welding competitions where competitors show off their rural crafts. There will also be a selection of other rural based attractions including the Parade of Hounds from the Crawley & Horsham Hunt and the incredibly popular Terrier Racing,, as well as Ferret Racing, Clay Pigeon Shoot, Competitive Training by the Utility Gundog Society. Entry is £4, Under 16s £2, children under 14 free

Record numbers are able to kick the habit Back in the day when all the fastest F1 cars were sponsored by cigarette firms, cowboys were known as Marlboro men and Silk Cut made adverts that didn’t make any sense, loads of people smoked. But these days, that’s all changed. Non-smokers don’t need to throw their clothes straight in the washing machine and have a bath after a night out. It’s all rather pleasant, unless you’re a plant pot in a pub garden. There are fewer smokers than ever, and record number of people used local NHS Stop Smoking Services at the start of the year. In the year to March 2010, 4,487 people successfully quit smoking in the county with support from the local NHS Stop Smoking Services. That’s an increase of more than 22% compared to the 12 months before when 3659 people went smoke-free. It is the highest number of successful quitters in Sussex

There are fewer smokers than ever in West Sussex during the period, and second highest in the whole South East Coast area. It has also exceeded the target for West Sussex this year. Andy Vincent, NHS Stop Smoking Service manager in West Sussex, said: “We are delighted that so many smokers made the decision to

come forward, see what support we could offer them to go smoke-free and then stick at it to stop smoking. “We know that stopping smoking isn’t easy, but our support really does help. Our local advisors provide free expert advice, access to medication and support tailored

to what you need. There are group sessions, one-to-one support or phone advice – lots of options to support you as much as possible during your quit attempt. “The fact that more smokers than ever before are using our support just shows how many people realise we can help them. If you are a smoker and you want to quit, we can help you too. We know there are still many smokers in West Sussex and many who want to stop – so if you are one of them come and find out how we can support you.” There are thought to be around 140,000 smokers in West Sussex.

There are more than 150 places where people can access advice and support from local NHS Stop Smoking Services in West Sussex. To find out what is close to you call our local NHS Stop Smoking Helpline on 0300 100 1823.

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Weird news from Planet Earth

Why would you do it A German skydiver solved a Rubik's Cube while sitting in a rubber dinghy - as it plunged to earth from 14,000ft. Ludwig Fichte, 29, was filmed completing the classic puzzle while falling 5,900ft in 31secs. He then deployed his parachute and floated to the ground Mr Fichte, from Dresden, said: "Solving the Rubik's Cube in

freefall has been done before by three people, as far as I know. But I am the first to do it in a rubber boat.”

Surgeons have agreed to operate on a man - cruelly nicknamed Hippo Man - to remove a giant tumour from his nose. Fei Jianjun, 41, spends most of his time inside his home in Maxiang village, China, as he frightens his neighbours. Superstitious villagers believe they will fall ill if they look at

him and parents discipline their children by threatening to take them to him if they misbehave.

Hippo man surgery

Zoo breeds Ligers A private zoo in Taiwan could be fined after crossing a lion and a tiger to breed 'liger' cubs. The zoo is the island's first to breed the hybrid of a lion and a tigress, but officials seized the cubs and said they may fine the owner. The three liger cubs were born at the World Snake King Education Farm but one of them died almost immediately, reports the

Daily Telegraph. "The pregnancy of the tigress caught me totally unprepared," insisted Huang Kuo-nan, the farm's owner

A US city is to pay more than £100,000 compensation to seven students who were arrested for dressing up as zombies. The seven sued Minneapolis city attorney's office after they were arrested and jailed for two days but never charged with any crime. They said they wore white face powder, fake blood and dark eye

make-up in Minneapolis to protest "mindless" consumerism. The protesters were walking in a stiff, lurching fashion.

A £1.4 million mansion raffled off by its owner for charity because his money made him miserable has been won by a shop worker. Organisers say the winner - a 49-year old woman from southern Germany - won the luxury Alpine villa in Austria, after buying a single 99 euro ticket.

usinessman Karl Rabeder decided to give away his fortune as it didn’t make him happy.

Arrested zombies sue

Millionaire gives it up

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Wimbledon dream for young tennis ace A Horsham tennis ace has experienced playing at the All England Tennis and Croquet Club at Wilmbledon. Sophie Jones, 14, reached the final of the Road to Wimbledon county championships held back in June. Despite losing the final, Sophie - a member of Comptons Tennis Club in Lower Beeding - was named a reserve for the National Finals in Wimbledon. But Sophie’s dreams came true when she got a late call to say that she had been selected to play. The only problem was that Sophie had little time to prepare or to acclimatise herself to playing on grass. A wet weekend put paid to any hopes Sophie had of gaining experience on the courts before competition. On Monday and Tuesday she Sophie played her singles matches on the Wimbledon practice grass courts in Aorangi Park, adjacent to Court One. Unfortunately, although Sophie played well, she lost the first two matches to two girls with a higher ranking. On Tuesday, Sophie claimed the first set but lost

out in a tight encounter. In the afternoon, Sophie then teamed up with Abigail Lemberger from Northumberland to play in the doubles event. The girls fought well against a strong couple losing 6-4, 6-4 against two girls from Staffordshire. After completing the league the players were split into the main draw and consolation and on Wednesday morning Sophie played the first round of the consolation. Sophie took the first set against her higher-ranked opponent Olivia Jones, but looked to be in trouble when losing the second 6-1. But from 4-3 down in the decider Sophie raised her game and took the final set 6-4. In the second round, she faced Lara McCormack from Bedfordshire, again ranked higher than herself. The two girls were delighted to find that they were going to be playing their match on one of the championships courts, number 19.

and won the match 6-4, 6-2. Her next match was in the quarter final against the number 2 seed Emma Hurst from Devon. It proved a match too far for Sophie and she lost in straight sets, although provided a solid test in the second set In between games, Sophie was able to take a tour of the All England Club

which took her to centre court, but the highlight of the week had to be the coaching clinic with Tim Henman and Dan Bloxham, head coach at Wimbledon, on the Saturday. Sophie said: “Knocking up with Tim was a great honour on the Saturday. I loved the experience of playing on the best grass courts in the world that players such as Serena Williams, Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer have played and practiced on. It’s an experience I won’t forget for a very long time.”

“I LOVED THE EXPERIENCE OF PLAYING ON THE BEST GRASS COURTS IN THE WORLD” Sophie played a superb game, powering over her serves and using the whole court to move her opponent around

Sophie Jones meets Former British Number One Tim Henman, who never seems to look any older

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Participating businesses will give you one sticker per transaction, minimum spend £5. When your card is complete, add your contact details and hand to any participating business. All completed cards will go into a prize draw at the end of that month. Winners will be notified by telephone and will be asked to participate in publicity. The final East Street Development draw is planned to take place at the end of August 2010.

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Terms & Conditions Competition open to UK residents aged over 18 only. The prize is non transferable. Closing date for competition entries will be 1 working days before the draws (draw dates to be invalid. Winners may be obliged to take part in publicity associated with the presentation of the prize. right to amend the rules of the competition or cancel it at any time without notice. Promoted by East Street Traders Group. By entering this competition you agree to be bound by its terms and conditions.

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Magical prizes in sweet shop comp

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Mr Simms will soon be launching its fantastic Golden Ticket competition

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Truth be told, chocolate factories rarely make for a tour that’s quite as exciting as that run by Willy Wonka. So when Horsham’s traditional sweet shop Mr Simms thought of producing a Charlie and the Chocolate-inspired ‘golden ticket’ competition, they needed to come up with some new prizes. Thankfully, a number of local businesses were able to provide some terrific prizes, which will be hidden in chocolate bars bought from Mr Simms. The Resident is proud to present Mr Simms’ Golden Ticket Extravaganza, which will begin on Monday, 13th of September. The competition, loosely based on Roald Dahl’s classic story, will last for five weeks with a selection of prizes to suit every age group (see facing page) All you have to do is purchase a chocolate bar at Mr Simms’ traditional Sweet Shop and find the Golden Ticket. The prizes on offer

are: a family ticket for Drusillas Park, a month of Bowling or laser quest at Horsham Super bowl, cinema and theatre tickets at the Capitol Theatre, Swimming for a month a The Pavilions, Pampering day at Cisswood hotel, beauty treatments from Beauty Secrets, A month of golf at Mannings Heath golf course and the platinum prize, a meal for two and a stay at the luxurious South Lodge Hotel. You can find more information in forth-coming editions of The Resident, out every Friday and also available to read in full at www.visithorsham.co.uk You can also visit Mr Simms at 42 West Street, Horsham from the 13th September and buy your chocolate bars.

If you can not get to us at our shop, we can arrange home visits. Or why not earn extra cash and hold a gold party !

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GOLDEN

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1 month of Swimming at Pavilions in the Park 1 month at Horsham bowl - Cinema & Theatre tickets

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Each week one winning ticket will be found embedded inside one of Mr Simms’ 110g chocolate bars. For more details or to see full Terms & Conditions, please visit our website www.mrrsimmshorsham.co.uk or contact The Resident on 01403 251000.

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Broadbridge Heath

Charity Fun Day at The Shelley Arms

Saturday 4th September - 12.00pm- 7.00pm

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Horsham District

F Swings and Rotor blades

You can excuse the curiosity of the residents around Birches Road in Roffey, who turned out in force to the scene of an emergency on Saturday. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not every day, after all, that a Surrey Air Ambulance

lands on the small area of grass next to the childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s play area. Children were able to have a close look at the helicopter while the paramedic and doctor attended to a patient nearby, who was

reported to have suffered a heart attack. He was later transferred to East Surrey Hospital in Redhill. The air ambulance, which landed at about 11am, took off after about an hour.

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Festival

2010

Pics: Alan Arnold

4th September to 3rd October

A celebration of local produce

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‘Go walkies’ for new guide dogs The Arthur Lodge event will raise funds for Guide Dogs for the Blind

Arthur Lodge Veterinary Surgery is holding a sponsored dog walking event on Saturday 4th September in support of Guide Dogs for the Blind as part of their fundraising initiative called ‘go walkies!’ Local dog owners will be invited to take part in a three mile walk that loops across beautiful Sussex countryside starting at 11.30am from Southwater Country Park in order to raise funds to ensure guide dogs can continue their vital work for people living with all forms of sight loss. The walk will follow the Downslink footpath until the Bax

Castle pub where a selection of refreshments will be available for thirsty dogs and pet owners alike. The route will then pass through to Worthing Road before finishing back at the Country Park where each dog will receive a special medal and a certificate as a reward for taking part.

If you would like to take part in the ‘go walkies’ event, email arthurlodge@pmwcom.co.uk or call Sam Webb on 01403 783400 by Friday 3rd September. A charitable donation of £5 per dog will be collected on the day.

Autumn gift fair

It’s time for the St Catherine’s Hospice Autumn Gift Fair, 22 and 23 September, at the private home of The Burrell Family, Knepp Castle, Shipley. Over 70 stalls await visitors in a luxury marquee, offering everything from local produce foods and home-made cakes to gifts for her, him and baby, from housewares and linens to leather bags, designer clothing and the latest swimwear. The Preview Night on Wednesday 22 September, 6.30pm-9pm,

is sponsored by Coutts & Co this year, and offers guests wine, canapés and sociable background music to enjoy whilst shopping. Advance tickets can be purchased from Paula on 01293 447367 at £15 per person. Fair Day is on Thursday 23rd September, 9.30am-4pm. Admission is £5 which includes a coffee and trendy cupcake. The event is organised by the New Horizons Appeal in aid of St Catherine’s Hospice.

Born Free staff are limbering up to take part in this year’s Great South Run in Portsmouth to raise vital funds to ‘Keep Wildlife in the Wild’. Their ‘Run Wild’ team are inviting the Great British public to join them in Europe’s foremost 10-mile road race, taking place on Sunday 24th October. Staff from the international wildlife charity, the Born Free Foundation, based out of their head office in Horsham, established the ‘Run Wild’ team three

years ago. This year the team includes Simon Allen, Born Free’s Operations Director; Shelley Waterland, Programmes Manager; and Tom Brzostowski, Project Assistant. To secure your place in the Born Free team, contact Joanne Bartholomew on joanne@bornfree.org.uk or call 01403 240170. Closing date for entries is Wednesday 1st September. For more information visit www.bornfree.org.uk

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A step in the right direction We all like a personal approach to shopping, and in the past few months there have been some exciting new independent shops and restaurants opening in Horsham, giving the town a new zest of life. Sassy Shoe Boutique is one of them! Anna Prestwich, the owner, feels passionately that Horsham will gain from a new independent footwear boutique which will provide stylish women, young and old, a collection of European designs of which the majority have been customised specially for Sassy Shoe Boutique. “Sassy Shoe Boutique will create a really fresh stylish approach to fashion offering a beautiful affordable collection of ladies footwear” says Anna.

Sassy Shoe Boutique’s stylish Winter collection includes a select range of leather boots from Italy, Germany and Spain with prices starting from under £80 up to £200. “Beautiful Boots do not need to be expensive but they do need to feel special” she says.

We carefully select the leathers to be used, hand pick the trims and determine the rich winter colours for our boots which are then specially made for Sassy Shoe Boutique”. Great pride is taken to provide a collection of boots that you know you are going to live in, from flat knee highs for walking to work, to high heeled evening glamour for that special occasion. One of their favourite designers, Italian shoe makers Capollini, use only the finest of leathers, and have forged a reputation for elegance and aim to make a lady confident that she is wearing one of the best.

“Footwear should always be comfortable” Anna adds, “we spend everyday on our feet and there is no need for our feet to ache due to ill fitting footwear”. Every shoe, sandal, boot, pump have been hand selected and great care has been taken to ensure that each one is fantastically stylish yet comfortable. Brands include Rohde renowned as the largest traditional European comfort shoe brand, who

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provide comfort for your feet with padded soles, and leather uppers & linings to keep your feet fresh and Caprice who are world renowned for their comfort footwear and leading innovative comfort technology. Their products are protected by several registered European patents which are the technical conversions of their central idea of “Walking on Air”. To accessorise, Sassy Shoe Boutique also provides a range of carefully selected leather handbags, evening sparkle clutch bags, chic costume jewellery and winter warmth with vibrant coloured scarves, including local designers from Lewes and Cranleigh. Sassy Shoe Boutique wants to create an ambience where women can come into their boutiques and spend time trying on different styles and designs with no pressure, and then be able to compliment their footwear with the perfect accessories. “Customer happiness is the

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Letters Email your letters to ben@theresident.co.uk or write via snail mail to: Ben Morris, HD Publishing, 26 North Street, Horsham, West Sussex, RH12 1RQ. Please include your full name, address and contact number for legal reasons. House numbers/house names will not be printed in the newspaper. We don’t impose a word limit, but please don’t write us a novel!

Do the Walk of Life On behalf of the HDC Health Walks Scheme I should like to thank all who kindly and generously sponsored me or otherwise donated to The British Heart Foundation as part of our 13 mile Riverside Walk on Saturday, 14th August. The total raised has reached £1,400. At least 80 people took part in the walk; a marvellous turnout, certainly helped by the articles in past two week’s

editions of The Resident. This Walk Scheme is ten years old this month. About 800 free, guided, walks are arranged every year throughout the Horsham District. Full details can be found on www.horsham.gov. All are most welcome to join us in “Walking and Talking Your Way to Health”. Bill Gander Volunteer HDC Health Walks Leader

I’m writing to you in the hope that somebody within the council will read my concerns about the paving around the Park Surgery and bowling centre. It’s been getting gradually worse. I suppose one positive is that elderly people who stumble on it only have to be carried a few yards to see a doctor, but

that’s hardly the point!

Dodgy pavement

Mrs V. Coleman, Horsham

Ed: It’s bad for buggies too. There’s substantial investment going into the adjacent green and it would be nice to think that the paving could be fixed for when this garden opens

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This is your page, so do feel free to voice your view on any local topic or any article in The Resident.

When will council come clean on Bill’s?

The footnote to the letters page in The Resident (August 13th) does the residents of Horsham an injustice. Many residents, myself included, have been writing to the County Times (before The Resident came into being) and have also been in contact with councillors since the beginning of 2008 regarding the closure of the Town Hall for local events. I also wrote to the Duke of Norfolk in May 2008 to try to get details of how the Town Hall came to be in the hands of Horsham District Council. I received a reply personally signed by His Grace and also one from his archivist giving me details (which I am happy for you to see). I am now aware that Horsham District Council has the deeds. I contacted one of the councillors (whose name I will not divulge for obvious reasons) who informed me that at that time the council seemed reluctant to allow anyone to see them - I wonder why? When it was said that Bill’s Produce was interested, the Council seemed to be saying

times by residents - council tax payers who actually pay councillors’ allowances etc. This is something they seem to forget. As was pointed out in previous letters, the Town Hall could be let out at reasonable rents to charities and the organisation and become a focal point of Horsham centre once again. When will the council come clean and say whether Bill’s Produce is still interested? And by the way Bill’s Produce is, I believe, a cafe and not a restaurant - not the same at all. Beryl Smith Blunts Way, Horsham

“THE COUNCIL DON’T SEEM TO eateries in Horsham and the surrounding area - many I have to say excellent places. Unfortunately Horsham District Council seem to ba a law unto themselves - they do not listen to the views of residents and this has been pointed out many

HAVE DONE THEIR HOMEWORK!” that money realised from the letting would be around £76,000 - at a later date the amount was £52,000. They don’t seem to have done their homework. We have more than enough

Ed: We believe that the Horsham plan has only been delayed while Bill’s opens another store in Reading. Personally, I do wonder how many charities and organisations would really find it financially beneficial to use the Hall, even if the rates were lowered, to the extent that the hall could be a focal point. But the building attracts strong opinions. Personally, I think that Bill’s Produce would suit the site and give Market Square a boost, but for all those who agree with me I’ve spoken to at least as many people who think that’s absurd!

Pet Detective service I have just seen the letter from the lady whose cat has been missing for 3 years (Charlie, pictured below, went missing from Charrington Way, Broadbridge Heath) No, sorry, I don't know where he is, but it occurred to me that there may be a need for you to publish a page of missing animals in your paper which might help people find their beloved pets. My cat too went missing two years ago and posters were put up around town to no avail. You may have more responses like this be-

cause of the letter from Lyn Roberts. Please let me know if this is likely to happen because, seeing as your paper is obviously widely read and distributed, this might be a worthwhile last ditch attempt to find my precious cat. Ros Priestley writes via email

Money for Nothing

Ed: Great idea Ros - send us a snap and we’ll start up a column. Fellow readers - feel free to do likewise if you’ve lost or found a pet. I read with interest your in depth feature on Thakeham’s Sussex Mushrooms proposals (The Resident, August 20th) By my reckoning, the campaigners have got it wrong when they suggest that the housing is only going ahead to prop up the business - there’s nothing to prop up! Exactly how much of this money raised is really

going into the business? It seems to me that all that will be added are some new mushroom sheds, 12 key worker homes and a process to reduce odours which is essentially a pretty uncomplicated process of turning over the soil in a hole! How many 5 bedroom homes does it take to pay for that? Simon Holt, Horsham

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Brain Gym Codeword

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION: 5

Using the central letter and at least three others, how many words can you find? Plurals, proper nouns and hyphenated words are not allowed, and there is at least one 9-letter word.

Crossword

Each number in the grid represents a different letter of the alphabet and every letter of the alphabet is used.

WordSquare

No.080

M R L O J K C T G X S A W 15 16 17 18 9 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Y I F P V N Q E H Z B U D

Across 1. Ceremony (4) 3. Speculators (8) 9. Non-professional (7) 10. Kind of parrot (5) 11. Hymn (4,2,6) 13. Niche (6) 15. American inventor (6) 17. Sea-bird (6-6) 20. Military student (5) 21. Bandits (7) 22. Enrolled (8) 23. Drop (4)

20 words = OK, 30 words = Good, 40 words = Great, 50+ words = Excellent.

Down 1. Give confidence to (8) 2. Coach (5) 4. Sudden (6) 5. Artillery attacks (12) 6. Pleas (7) 7. Stitched (4) 8. Shows (12) 12. Enveloped (8) 14. Stronghold (7) 16. Past (6) 18. Arrive at (5) 19. Pain (4)

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION: ENTRANCES

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION: Across: 6 Arrival; 7 Astir; 9 Steep; 10 Asperse; 12 Stimulation; 14 Reiteration; 18 Furtive; 19 Sleep; 21 Drill; 22 Asinine. Down: 1 Brute; 2 Divert; 3 Gay; 4 Aspect; 5 Mission; 8 Isolate; 11 Improve; 13 Require; 15 Tattle; 16 Oblong; 17 Being; 20 Use. Stuck on a word? Filled in some letters but still not sure? Use your mobile phone to find the words that fit by texting for a list of possible solutions. Just replace unknown letters with a full stop, start the text message with the word SOLVE and send it to 83088. Eg: for P U L E you would text SOLVE pu..le to 83088. Texts cost 50p plus your standard network charge. If no suggestions are found, you won't be charged. For multi-word answers, leave a space between words.

Circlegram

Sudoku

Replace the question mark with a letter so that the letters within each circle can be re-arranged to form words with a common theme. What are the three words, and the letter represented by the question mark?

C L T R I S E A Z ? G I C A B

E M

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION: The letter represented by the question mark is M. Macaque, mandrill, marmoset, all types of monkey.

Fill in the grid below so that every column, every row and each of the 3x3 boxes contains all the digits from 1 to 9.

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTIONS >

R V E K T A E O N

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Grange in Pulborough on the market

Latest planning applications in Horsham area

Countrywide joins Open House scheme

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Solmio Splendour “SOLMIO WAS BUILT IN THE 1970’S AND HAS ITS OWN UNIQUE DESIGN”

Guy Leonard & Company is delighted to be marketing a stunning and spacious six bedroom detached home in Threaks Lane, West Chiltington, for sale at £925,000. Solmio was built in the 1970s and has its own unique design. Internally the property offers spacious accommodation on various levels with five reception rooms, a mod-

ern fitted kitchen with separate utility room to the ground floor and six bedrooms on the first floor encompassing three en suites and a family bathroom. Externally the property is approached over its own wide private driveway with off road parking for numerous vehicles and open bay, barn style garaging and is bordered by mature trees.

The majority of the garden is to the rear and there is a sizeable patio incorporating a swimming pool with changing room and sauna. There is also an attractive fish pond. A large expanse of lawn lies to the right with mature shrub and tree borders offering privacy and seclusion. An internal viewing is highly rec-

ommended and the property is being offered for sale with a Guide Price of £925,000 for the freehold interest.

For further information or an appointment to view, please contact Guy Leonard & Company on 01903 742354 or visit www.guyleonard.co.uk

Inflation rate is questioned

A prediction that Bank of England interest rates will rise to 8% to combat an inflation rate of 10% has been questioned by an economist, which may reassure those looking to sell their homes. The forecast by chief economist at thinktank the Policy Exchange Andrew Lilico is dependent on an unlikely boom in lending by banks, senior economic advisor to the Ernst & Young ITEM Club Andrew Goodwin said. He remarked: "I would not consider it to be inevitable at all, indeed I would be very surprised if that scenario played out." Those keen to sell their homes may be encouraged by such a suggestion, as lower rates could mean cheaper mortgages and therefore more chance of people being able to afford to buy residences.

Slow recovery

The housing market will be fairly slow in the second half of this year, an estate agency has predicted. Director of research at estate agency Savills, Jacqui Daly, said those selling their home may find it a little harder as the pace of economic growth slows in the later months of the year. According to Zoopla.co.uk, 32% of properties on the market have had this figure reduced at least once since the home was put up for sale.

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Planning Applications

Planning applications submitted to Horsham District Council under the Town and Country Planning Acts and related legislation requiring statutory publicity. Applications registered between 13/08/2010 and 19/08/2010 DC/10/1661 Conversion of barns to form a single dwelling Bottings Farm London Road Henfield West Sussex BN5 9AD

DC/10/1710 Overhead Line (from the South of Tattleton Lodge, Hammerpond Road running East along the river to the Boat House) Overhead Lines

DC/10/1680 Conservatory to rear (West) elevation and extension to front (East) elevation Westering Bines Green Partridge Green Horsham West Sussex RH13 8EH

DC/10/1424 Provision of black coated flue to wood burning stove in approved extension reference number DC/08/1914 The Haven Church Street Amberley Arundel West Sussex BN18 9ND

DC/10/1462 Minor material amendment following grant of planning permission DC/09/1347 (Erection of residential outbuilding following demolition of existing outbuilding) for changes to doors and windows and changes to internal layout Castle Farm Station Road Amberley Arundel West Sussex BN18 9LT DC/10/1648 Variation of Condition 1 of planning permission AS/26/97 (21 seasonal caravans stationed on the site shall only be occupied from 1st March to 31st October inclusive) to allow for unrestricted occupancy of the holiday caravans with no restrictions on length of stay or letting period Luckista Caravan Site Billingshurst Road Ashington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3AY

DC/10/1489 Surgery to Beech Hedge (T1) 13 Rectory Close Ashington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3LP

DC/10/1693 Fell 1 Silver Birch tree (Garage Forecourt) (Works to Trees in a Conservation Area) Renton Close Billingshurst West Sussex

Southwater Business Park Worthing Road Southwater Horsham West Sussex RH13 9JB

DC/10/1453 Erection of a skate park on Jubilee Fields Jubilee Fields Recreation Ground Newbridge Road Billingshurst West Sussex

DC/10/1697 Proposed single storey side extension St Ouens Worthing Road Horsham West Sussex RH13 0AD

DC/10/1704 Single-storey lean-to extension to side of property 16 Acorn Avenue Cowfold Horsham West Sussex RH13 8RS

DC/10/1668 Proposed demolition of substandard Victorian additions to timber framed house and the conservation and repair of the timber framed house including all associated site works. Proposed single storey link and one-and-a-half storey extension to timber framed house providing domestic accommodation. Proposed demolition of dilapidated pigsty range within curtilage of site (Listed Building Consent) Harwoods West End Lane Henfield West Sussex BN5 9RF

DC/10/1716 Proposed demolition of substandard Victorian additions to timber framed house and new single storey link and one-anda-half storey extension providing kitchen, sitting and two bedrooms with usual offices (Planning Permission) Harwoods West End Lane Henfield West Sussex BN5 9RF

DC/10/1678 Replace vertical tiles with Keymer Clays, apply lead stripping to 2 No. windows, replace front door with oak door and frame, remove Southwest fence, remove Northeast fence, new Beech hedge, fix 3 No. Copper lanterns, fix new coving, dado, rose, fireplace to drawing room, remove ceiling boards in rooms 1, 2 and 3, fix new light sockets and electric sockets (Listed building consent) South Grove House South Grove Horsham RH13 5BZ

DC/10/1737 1 x internally illuminated Prezzo text, 1 x internally illuminated projection, 1 x internally illuminated wall menu and 1 x internally light line signs (Advertisement Consent) 46 Carfax Horsham RH12 1EQ

DC/10/1682 Move kitchen from one place to another, remove two internal walls, remove immersion tanks (2) and install 1 megaflow, fit ceiling rose and new light, damp proofing. Dining room floor to be wood not concrete (Listed Building Consent). The Stables 1 Pondtail Road Horsham West Sussex RH12 2NJ

DC/10/1695 Erection of 4 x 2-bed semi-detached houses and 7 x 2-bed apartments on land to rear of Arun Lodge Arun Lodge Denne Road Horsham West Sussex RH12 1JF

DC/10/0966 2-storey side extension to provide additional living room and bedrooms 2 Hillfield Cottages Fulfords Road Itchingfield Horsham West Sussex RH13 0NR

DC/10/1691 Covered entrance and amendments to the replacement roof to enhance the appearance of this live/work unit at the Orchard. 1 The Orchards Holme Farm Winterpit Lane Mannings Heath Horsham RH13 6LZ

DC/10/1688 Proposed one-storey rear addition, first floor side addition and associated internal works 4 School Close Horsham West Sussex RH12 4UA

DC/10/1623 Demolition of existing garage, construction of two-storey extension and replacement of existing garaging and garden store 1A Gardeners Green Rusper Horsham RH12 4QY

DC/10/1570 Proposed 2-storey side extension Murrells Rusper Court Farm Faygate Lane Rusper Horsham RH12 4RF

DC/10/1630 Modification and extension of existing to West and North over the existing Planning Consents SH/3/00 to provide an enlarged library, and kitchen with new drawing room and at first floor level 1 No. additional bedroom, with en-suite facilities and an enlarged bedroom 5 with en-suite facilities. All within proposed new half hipped ended roof structure running parallel to existing main roof with similar pitch

and matching ridge height and central flat and leaded roof. All with matching peg tiles and upgraded insulation to bring into requirements of Building Regulations and a desirable low Carbon footprint. (Listed Building Consent) Furzefield Farm Frylands Lane Wineham Henfield West Sussex BN5 9BS

DC/10/1626 Modification and extension of existing to West and North over the existing Planning Consents SH/3/00 to provide an enlarged library, and kitchen with new drawing room and at first floor level 1 No. additional bedroom, with en-suite facilities and an enlarged bedroom 5 with en-suite facilities. All within proposed new half hipped ended roof structure running parallel to existing main roof with similar pitch and matching ridge height and central flat and leaded roof. All with matching peg tiles and upgraded insulation to bring into requirements of Building Regulations and a desirable low Carbon footprint. (Full Planning) Furzefield Farm Frylands Lane Wineham Henfield West Sussex BN5 9BS DC/10/1696 Alterations to previously permitted consented proposal Ref. DC/09/1768 Barnhouse Farm Saucelands Lane Coolham Horsham West Sussex RH13 8QQ

DC/10/1684 First floor side extension, single storey rear extension, garage conversion 19 Edinburgh Close Southwater Horsham West Sussex RH13 9XB

DC/10/1583 Create upstairs room and change use from B1 to A1 for use as a hair salon, create 2 rooms upstairs for D1 Use, use open plan space upstairs for exercise classes with D2 Use, create room downstairs to display products occasionally selling to the public but not as a manned shop Weald House

DC/10/1720 Cut back all vegetation to at least 1m from the curb, lift all remainder to 3.5m, which will include the felling of self seeded trees and the coppicing of 6 No. Hazel trees (Tree Preservation Order) Land South of Oak Close Storrington West Sussex

DC/10/1730 Surgery to 4 x Poplar (T1, T2, T5, T7) and 1 x Pine (T8) trees Spilsby Melton Drive Storrington Pulborough RH20 4BL

DC/10/1711 Amendment to planning permission DC/10/0191 dated 26 March 2010 to provide accommodation in roof void with addition of dormer windows and roof light Meadow Cottage Fryern Road Storrington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 4BJ

DC/10/1621 Retrospective Planning Permission for double-glazing (energy efficient). New Front Door 17 Church Street Storrington Pulborough RH20 4LA

DC/10/1723 1st floor side extension over existing garage/diring room to provide additinoal bedroom and en-suite 8 Stor Meadow Storrington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 4NW

DC/10/1686 2-storey side and rear extensions, single storey conservatory rear extension, single storey study front extension and internal alterations Kingswood Newham Lane Steyning BN44 3LR

DC/10/1729 Erection of 10 houses (including 2 x 3-bed semi-detached, 4 x detached 3-bed and 1 x 5 bed detached house all with garages) Land South of Venters

Storrington Road Thakeham West Sussex

DC/10/1721 Confirmation that Condition 8 of the original consent WG/23/73, permits Class B1c (Business) and or Class B8 (Storage or Distribution) at Units 26-29 (Certificate of Lawful Use - Existing) Unit 27 Star Road Partridge Green Horsham West Sussex RH13 8RA DC/10/1722 Change of use from existing use to use Class B1(c) (Business) and or B8 (Storage or Distribution) Unit 27 Star Road Partridge Green Horsham West Sussex RH13 8RA

DC/10/1647 Change of use of 50% of the overall property from B1 (Business) to Class C3 (Dwellinghouse) 14A Church Street Warnham Horsham West Sussex RH12 3QW DC/10/1687 Proposed side, rear and front extension Outwood Veras Walk Storrington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3JF

Further details of the applications, including plans, may be inspected at the Council Offices, Park North, North Street, Horsham, during the period of 21 days from 06/11/2009, or can be viewed at www.horsham.gov.uk Any person who wishes to make representations to the Council should do so in writing, stating the reference number, within the stated period, to the Director of Planning, Park House, North Street, Horsham, RH12 1RL. Any correspondence received will be available for public inspection and posted on the Council's website. The Council has introduced a scheme to provide the public with an opportunity to speak at committee meetings when planning applications are being decided. Details of the procedure can be obtained from the Planning Office or by calling 01403 215192.

Public Notice

Woodfield, Stane Street, Slinfold, Horsham, West Sussex. RH13 0QX

King & Chasemore, Horsham, are acting in the sale of the above property and have received an offer of ÂŁ930,000 Any interested parties must submit any higher offers to the selling agent before an exchange of contracts takes place".

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property To advertise in the Property section please contact Matt or Davey on 01403 251000 or email matt@the-resident.co.uk

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A full Grange of benefits Guy Leonard & Co at Pulborough are delighted to offer for sale this magnificent detached, period in style, four bedroom country house in Pulborough for sale with a guide price of £1,550,000 Freehold. Penfound grange has a range of contemporary features standing in its own plot of over seven acres. as well as the main house, there is also a one bedroom detached cottage within the grounds, situated 1.5 miles north of Pulborough. the property provides spacious and versatile accommodation arranged over three floors. it also offers exceptional potential with a view to further extension/expansion subject to necessary planning consents. in addition there is a one bedroom detached cottage in the grounds which would be ideal for a number of uses. approach the property via

the pillared entrance with electronic video intercom and double opening gates, a sweeping tarmacadam drive through the grounds to a turning circle with a triple carport beside the house. on entering the property there is a sense of space as you go through the delightful reception hall. the drawing room lies to the left and has an open fireplace. the kitchen/dining room is at the heart of the property and offers excellent space for family eating and also enter-

there are two further bedrooms, both with ensuite facilities. on the second floor is a guest bedroom suite, again with ensuite bathroom. throughout the property is a Yamaha music system. outside is an attractive swimming pool. the grounds extend to just over seven acres and consist of formal gardens and paddocks, offering potential for further landscaping. an early internal viewing by discerning potential purchasers is strongly recom-

“as well as the main house, there

is a detached cottage within the grounds”

taining. an attractive sitting room, again with a large inglenook fireplace being a feature. at first floor level, a spacious principal bedroom with a magnificent ensuite bathroom /wet room.

mended, via the vendor’s sole agent.

For further information, or an appointment to view please contact Guy Leonard & Company on (01798) 874033.

agent’s open house policy

Property demand on the south coast has enabled local agents countrywide to sign up for the uK’s largest open house weekend. countrywide residential lettings will join more than 1,300 agents throughout the uK to help committed buyers, sellers, landlords and tenants complete their move in 2010 to avoid the government’s tax increases. the planned Vat increase comes into force on 4th January 2011, which will rise from 17 to 20%. launching the open house weekend leon Betchley, regional director at countrywide residential lettings said: “there’s a growing demand and urgency for local property – especially from those keen to avoid the Vat increase. “the biggest impact of this increase will come to those looking to fully furnish their

new home and undertake home improvements, as white goods and general diY costs will all creep up. “we’ve had great success with similar open house events as they take the formality out of viewing and enable buyers to view a huge variety of properties, back-to-back without appointments.” mr. Betchley added: “there’s still time for local homeowners and landlords to sign up and take part - by opening up your doors for just one weekend we could secure your move in 2010.” local landlords are also involved in the get moving open house event to help with the

Mortgage rates are getting more "reasonable" and this is being reflected in a "firming up" of the property market, an expert has said. Chief executive of property investment firm Assetz Stuart Law said the most recent mortgage lending figures from the Council of Mortgage Lenders (CML) show that a trend predating the general election for the market to grow is continuing.

unprecedented demand the uK lettings market has seen in recent months with more than 50,000 tenants registering for rental accommodation. anyone interested viewing open house properties should contact their local countrywide office to register and gain a unique password which will enable them access to properties taking part in the event. local homeowners and landlords can submit their property to take part by contacting your local countrywide residential lettings office.

To view an exclusive list of all the UK properties taking part in the Get Moving Open House Weekend simply visit www.propertywide.co.uk.

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From my home office in Horsham, West Sussex, I offer a range of legal services to individuals from conveyancing (buying or selling your home) to preparing your will and lasting power of attorney or dealing with the estate of a loved one. I can help guide you through what can be a difficult and stressful time in your life by providing a friendly and personal, professional service. I do not employ any staff and therefore you can be assured of easy, direct access to me and a completely confidential legal service. I take my client care very seriously and always try to go “that extra mile” to establish a strong relationship with clients and other professionals. What can I do for you ? • • • • • •

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t : 01403 275543 w : www.inhousehomes.co.uk e : lettings@inhousehomes.co.uk e : sales@inhousehomes.co.uk Horsham £129,950 (Leasehold)

Broadbridge Heath £199,950 (Freehold)

Horsham £214,950 (Leasehold)

North Horsham £219,950 (Freehold)

A well presented one bedroom first floor flat located within close proximity to Horsham town centre and station. The accommodation comprises; entrance hall, 11’10” kitchen, 12’ living room, 13’9” bedroom and refitted bathroom. The property also benefits from double glazing, gas radiator heating and allocated parking. An internal viewing is highly recommended. NO ONWARD CHAIN.

A well presented two bedroom terrace house situated in the popular Village of Broadbridge Heath. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance porch, 15’11 living room, open plan to dining area and refitted kitchen. To the first floor are two bedrooms and refitted bathroom. The property also benefits from recently installed gas radiator heating and parking for one car. NO ONWARD CHAIN.

A well presented two bedroom first floor luxury apartment situated in the popular gated development of The Comptons. Accommodation comprises; master bedroom with en-suite shower room, second double bedroom, spacious hall leading to 17’ living room opening to the kitchen, bathroom. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing and allocated parking. NO ONWARD CHAIN.

A well presented two bedroom terraced house situated in a cul-de-sac in the popular Holbrook area of North Horsham. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, 13’10 living room, 13’ kitchen and 11’5 conservatory. To the first floor are two bedrooms and bathroom. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing and garage with off road parking space. NO CHAIN.

Horsham £249,950 (Freehold)

Southwater £252,500 (Freehold)

Southwater £274,995 (Freehold)

A well presented two double bedroom Victorian semi detached house located within close proximity of Horsham station and town centre. The accommodation comprises; entrance hall, living room, separate dining room, refitted kitchen and refitted bathroom, and to the first floor are two double bedrooms and en-suite shower room. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating and double glazing.

A recently refurbished and immaculately presented Victorian three bedroom semi detached house located within close proximity of Horsham park, station and town centre. The accommodation comprises; entrance hall, 12’1 living room, 11’7 dining room, refitted kitchen and refitted bathroom, and to the first floor are 3 bedrooms. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating and double glazing.

A three bedroom semi detached house situated within a cul-de-sac in the popular village of Southwater. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, downstairs cloakroom, double aspect lounge/dining room, refitted kitchen and conservatory. To the first floor are three double bedrooms and family bathroom. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing and garage.

A well presented three bedroom detached property situated in a cul-de-sac location within the popular village of Southwater. The accommodation comprises; kitchen, utility area, 24’ lounge/diner, conservatory. To the first floor are three bedrooms and family bathroom. The property also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing and garage. An internal viewing is highly recommended.

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horsham Price guide £410,000

Extended 4 Bedroom Semi • Close to Town and Station • 2 Reception Rooms • Kitchen/breakfast Room • Good Sized Rear Garden • Off Street Parking • No Onward Chain • Forest and Millais Catchment

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southwater £204,950

Faygate £249,950

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Character Property • Refurbished throughout • Extended Kitchen • Close to Town & Station • 2 Double Bedrooms • Landscaped Garden • Double Glazing • Gas Fired Central Heating • Vendor Vacating

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Charlwood £5,950 pcm

A magnificent seven bedroom Grade II listed 17th century period house with a substantial Victorian wing. The property offers fantastic flexible accommodation with superb grounds and outside swimming pool.

Wisborough Green £4,200 pcm A Grade II listed five bedroom period farmhouse set in magnificent landscaped grounds and paddock fronting the River Kird on the outskirts of the village of Wisborough Green.

Horsham £3,250 pcm

Broadbridge Heath £2,750 pcm

A delightful four bedroom, four bathrooms detached barn conversion situated in a quiet rural location and only a short drive from Horsham town centre. Available for short term and long term lets.

A spacious four bedroom, three bathrooms newly renovated barn conversion with separate annexe. Located at the end of a private lane in the village of Broadbridge Heath.

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A modern four bedroom, two bathrooms detached family home set in the sought after village of Ifold with three reception rooms and double garage.

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Charlwood £1,500 pcm

A substantial four bedroom Victorian built family home which benefits from off road parking for a number of cars, original features and located in the heart of Charlwood village.

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150285 Central Horsham £535 pcm

149615 Central Horsham £560 pcm

153457 Southwater £675 pcm

• Spacious unfurnished studio room • Within walking distance of the town centre • Fully ﬁtted kitchen with appliances • Bathroom with shower • Allocated parking and communal gardens

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At this year’s Paris Motor Show, Mazda will be focusing on low fuel consumption and reduced emissions, with three new model introductions. Mazda’s lightweight, Mazda2 – voted World Car of the Year 2008 – has received an upgrade and will be given its European premiere in Paris, revealing the following key changes: l New front styling features Mazda’s unique family face l Upgraded interior l Upgraded Euro V compliant powertrain line-up l Upgraded chassis for even better ride comfort l Automatic transmission version introduced

Drivers fed up with annoying passengers Nearly 4 million motorists in the UK are so frustrated with irritating passengers that they always prefer to drive alone, according to a survey by Continental Tyres. This results in a further 14 million drivers preferring to travel alone most of the time. As we get older we get less tolerant of others, with people in their fifties a third more likely to want to drive solo than those in their twenties. Researchers found the average car-owner gets annoyed at least three times by their passengers’ behaviour during the typical car journey - taking just six minutes for their blood to boil. Tempers have flared so much for one in five behind the wheel that they have asked a passenger to get out of the car. Unable to keep their hands, feet and thoughts to themselves, the ‘Backseat Driver’ was named the most annoying passenger to have in the car. They brake hard before every junction, slam the dashboard with their hands in panic, comment on every turn, and account for more than four in ten irritating passengers. Researchers studied the opin-

Top 10 Most Annoying Passengers 1. Backseat driver - This sort of passenger can’t help but brake hard before every junction and comment on every turn. 2. The Fiddler - bored to tears by long journeys, this passenger spends hours twiddling knobs and changing stations. 3. The Know It All – keeps correcting the radio/sat nav/you – they know better than anyone about any subject. 4. Sleeper - Snore through the whole journey and only wake upon reaching the final destination. 5. The Drone – unable to keep quiet, this passenger incessantly chats away. ions of 4,000 drivers and it emerged a further one in ten fall under the ‘Fiddler’ category – those bored individuals that twiddle with buttons, air con and switch between radio stations. Other types of passengers include the ‘Sleeper’ – those who

6. Road Rage – instantly gets riled by other motorists on the road, sometimes utters expletives, wave rude hand gestures. 7. Airhead - This passenger insists on spending the majority of the car journey with the windows down 8.The SatNag – their focus is on making sure you’re heading the right way, offers short-cuts and barks directions at you. 9.The Leaker – needs the toilet every 20 minutes. 10.The Crooner – belts out every ballad they recognise on the radio with complete disregard to other passengers. nod off within minutes of setting off, snore, and only wake up when they arrive at their destination. And the ‘Road Rage’ – someone who embarrasses the driver with their fiery temper, instantly getting riled by other motorists

on the road, uttering expletives, and at times waving rude hand gestures. Tim Bailey, safety expert for Continental Tyres which carried out the study, said: “It is worrying that so many motorists are irritated to such extremes by their passengers. Driving is the time we need to be most alert, so a distraction such as an annoying passenger is likely to mean a driver losing concentration. “We would suggest calmly letting the passenger know that what they are doing is distracting you, trying to calm down and most importantly, focusing on the road ahead.” The survey of drivers aged between 17 and 65 were quizzed on what types of passengers they find most irritable. And millions of Brits said those who push their feet down into the foot-well on the ‘invisible brake’ were the most annoying to have on board. One in three have been embarrassed by a passenger, but half admit they are also capable of being an annoying passenger as well, and are guilty of talking too much or suffering from road rage.

Mondeo sport

Ford's new Mondeo Sport special edition goes on sale next month, combining over £2,000 of extra options and elegant style on the road. The high-spec Ford Mondeo Sport will be limited to just 3,000 customers. They will enjoy features including satellite navigation system covering Europe, automatic headlamps, rainsensing wipers and self-dimming rear view mirror. The Ford Mondeo Sport will be available from September 1 at £18,795 for the petrol version and £19,495 for the diesel.

Kia concept

Kia Motors reveals an all-new electric concept car at the Paris Motor Show on the 30th September. Called the ‘POP’, Kia’s latest concept car boasts zero-emissions – whilst in use – and at three metres long, yet with a three seat layout, brings innovative design chic and dramatic styling to the city car segment.

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05(55) BMW X3 2.0 Turbo Diesel SE 6sp A/C SH, 25K Miles.........................................£14,999

05(55) Mercedes-Benz C-Class 2.2, 56K Auto C220 Turbo Diesel SE Sports ................ £11,699

05(05) Renault Clio 182 Sport Cup 2.0, 75K Hatch, A/C, Alloys, 1 Owner, FSH ........... £4,999

06(56) Renault Scenic Privilege VVT 111, 21K MPV, Alloys, A/C, ABS, 1 Owner ............. £6,699

05(56) Citroen C2 1.6 VTS, 5K Hatchback, A/C, 1 Owner, S/H................ £6,999

06(55) Citroen Picasso 1.6 Desire HDi MPV, 39K Miles ........................................................ £5,999

06(06) Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec Auto, 3 Door, 16K Hatchback, A/C, 1 Owner, S/H................ £6,499

06(56) Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec Auto, 5 Door, 25K Hatchback, A/C, 1 Owner, S/H................ £5,999

06(06) Audi A3 2L TDi Sport, 59K Hatch, E/W, ABS, 1 Owner .................... ..£9,999

06(06) BMW 318 Turbo Diesel SE 6sp AC PAS Alloys SH, 46K Miles .............................£11,999

07(07) Saab 9-3 1.9 Turbo Diesel 150 Vector, 18K, E/M, E/W, Alloys, 1 Owner ............ £10,999

04(04) BMW 525 iSE Auto, 44K Saloon, A/C, Alloys, Full leather ............ £12,699

05(05) Citroen C3 SX 104, 5 Door, 18K A/C, PAS, 1 Owner, FSH ......................... £5,399

06(56) BMW 1.8 Turbo Diesel Sport, 25K Miles ...............................................................£12,499

07(07) Nissan Qashqai 1.6 Vista, 5dr, 5 sp, A/C CD Alloys SH, 12K................................... £9,999

03(53) Mercedes C180 KSE Auto, 43K Coupe, A/C, 1 Lady Owner, FSH............. £8,699

05(54) Mini Cooper 3dr Chili Pack, 51K Hatch, Half Leather, Metallic ................... £7,699

04(04) Renault Clio 1.2 Extreme 3dr, 36K Hatch, ABS, E/W, SH .............................. £3,999

06(56) Citroen C4 SX 16v 5dr Auto, 13K Hatchback, A/C, 1 Lady Owner............... £6,499

05(54) BMW 525 SE Diesel, 70K Estate, A/C, Alloys, Full Leather ............ £11,999

08(08) Peugeot 207 1.4 SW, 10K Estate, A/C, 1 Owner, S/H ....................... £8,699

04(54) Mercedes-Benz C220 Avant-Garde TD 36K, Saloon, A/C, Leather, FSH .............. £9,999

05(05) BMW 320 MSport 2 Litre, 52K Estate, A/C, Alloys, Full Leather ............ £12,699

07(56) Hyundai 2.0 S111 Auto, 20K Coupe, Alloys, Full Leather, FSH ............. £9,999

07(57) Citroen C3 Cool 1.4 HDi, 5 Door, 34K Hatchback, ABS, E/M, E/W, 1 Owner ..... £6,499

08(08) Chrysler 300C CRD 3.0, 20K Saloon, A/C, Alloys, Full Leather ........... £15,999

04(54) Toyota Avensis T Spirit D-4d TDI 5dr 59K, Hatch, A/C, Full Leather, FSH ......... £6,999

05(54) Peugeot 307 2 Litre SW Auto, 18K Estate, A/C, Alloys, ABS, EW .................. £5,699

07(56) Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec Climate 5dr, 13K Hatch, A/C, ABS, E/M ............................. £7,399

06(56) Honda Civic 1.8 Sport 5dr 65d, 38K Hatch, A/C, PAS, Alloys, FSH.................. £9,999

04(04) Hyundai Elantra CDX Crtd 2.0 5dr, 68K Hatch, A/C, Full Leather, 1 Lady Owner .. £3,699

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03(53) Renault Megane 1.6, 5 Door, 48K Hatchback, 1 Owner, S/H ........................ £4,599

02(52) Mercedes C220 Avant-Garde Auto CDi 44K, Estate, A/C, Leather, FSH ............... £9,999

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06(56) VW Touareg TDi Altitude, 25K 4x4, A/C, ABS, Demo + 1 Owner .......... £21,999

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09(59) Skoda Fabia 1.4 Level 2, 5dr A/C CD Alloys 3K Miles Man. Warranty..£7,999

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Reviving the good ‘ol days M5 smashes saloon record A BMW M5-based G-Power Hurricane RR has just set the world speed record for the fastest saloon car, at 232.5mph (372.1km/h). Built by German tuning specialist GPower, the Hurricane RR is powered by a twin supercharged V10 engine which produces 800bhp and was fitted with 19 inch Pilot Sports for the recordbreaking run, in place of the standard 20 inch fitments. The G-Power Hurricane RR not only set new performance standards for top speed. With acceleration times of just 4.35 seconds from 0 to 100km/h, 9.5 seconds up to 200 km/h and 25.8 seconds up to 300 km/h the car is also leading the class in this area too.

The 2010 Goodwood Revival – which takes place in just one month, from 17th-19th September – is set to be a very special weekend, with mouth-watering grids, scintillating on-track action, and a number of significant anniversaries to celebrate. The Revival is set to build on the success of last year’s event, when a

record-breaking 134,000 people attended over the weekend. Due to this phenomenal popularity, spectator numbers are being more tightly controlled this year with the aim of keeping the event comfortable and not too crowded. More grandstand seats have been added too, as well as an enhanced pedestrian flow with an additional

access tunnel into and out of the inner circuit paddock areas. As ever, the Revival offers visitors of all ages a chance to revel in the romance and glamour of motor racing as it used to be. It is the only sporting event in the world set entirely to a period theme, and every year spectators and competitors take a magical step back in time by

The Royal Automobile Club TT Celebration race is among the highlights of Revival

getting into the effervescent Goodwood atmosphere. The majority of visitors enter into the spirit of the event, dressing in appropriate clothing from the 1940s, ’50s and ’60s. The lovingly restored circuit is unchanged from its heyday (19481966), and great lengths are taken to ensure that everything on the site is exactly as it was, with no modern cars around the circuit. Bands play 1950s music, the corn stooks on the infield are made from a specially-grown crop with extralong stalks for hand cutting rather than combine harvesting, and even the food has a 1950s flavour. Highlights include the one-hour, two-driver Royal Automobile Club TT Celebration race. Expect to see Jaguar E-type lightweight; Ferrari 250 GTO, GT SWB and 330 LM/B; Aston Martin DB4GT, Zagato and Project car; and AC Cobra. Drivers taking part include Le Mans winners Derek Bell, Jochen Mass, Emanuele Pirro, Martin Brundle, Tom Kristensen, Vern Schuppan, Richard Attwood, Henri Pescarolo, Andy Wallace, Hurley Haywood and Jackie Oliver; F1 aces Sir Stirling Moss, Brian Redman and Gerhard Berger plus Red Bull team manager Christian Horner; and touring car hero Anthony Reid.

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Saturday TV Choice

BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live. 11.30 Football Focus. 12.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. 12.10 Formula 1: The Belgian Grand Prix — Qualifying. Live coverage from Spa-Francorchamps (Starttime 1.00pm). 2.05 Live Rugby League: Challenge Cup Final. Leeds Rhinos v Warrington Wolves (Kick-off 2.30pm). 4.30 Final Score. 5.15 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. 5.35 Film: Over the Hedge. (2006) Animated comedy, with the voice of Bruce Willis.

THE X FACTOR ITV1, 7.30pm There are probably other things happening in the world at the moment, but chances are none will loom as large in your life over the coming months as this ongoing juggernaut of a show. With a record-breaking number of applicants and auditions taking place in arenas across the country in front of a live audience, the search for the next singing superstar or group reaches new levels. Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole settles into her third year on the judging panel, alongside Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and a guest judge. Dermot O’Leary returns to host the proceedings on ITV1 and will be on hand to celebrate with the successful acts and mop up the tears of those that aren’t.

6.50 101 Ways to Leave a Gameshow. Presented by Steve Jones and Nemone. Last in the series. 7.50 Tonight’s the Night. A young cancer survivor takes to the stage with singer Paloma Faith. Last in the series. 8.40 The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws. The all-important numbers with Myleene Klass. 8.50 John Bishop’s Britain. Comedy and entertainment, with guest Tara Palmer Tomkinson. Last in the series. 9.20 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow. With Rhod Gilbert, Mark Watson, Stewart Francis and Kevin Bridges. (R) 10.05 BBC News; Weather. 10.25 Match of the Day; National Lottery Update. 11.45 The Football League Show. Including action from Portsmouth v Cardiff City; Weatherview. 1.10 BBC News.

BBC2 6.00 CBeebies. 7.25 CBBC. 12.00 BBC Switch: Degrassi: The Next Generation. 12.25 BBC Switch: Scene Stealers. 12.55 BBC Switch: The Cut. 1.20 BBC Switch: The 5:19 Show. 1.35 BBC Switch: The Almost Perfect Guide to Life. (R) 2.00 Coast. (R) 2.20 Film: Oklahoma! (1955) Romantic Western musical, with Gordon MacRae and Shirley Jones. 4.35 Film: The Eagle Has Landed. (1976) Second World War spy adventure, with Michael Caine. 6.45 BBC Proms 2010. Conductor John Wilson and his orchestra return to the Proms to perform Broadway hits penned by Rodgers and Hammerstein, accompanied by singers including Kim Criswell and Rod Gilfry. 8.30 Dad’s Army. An enemy aircraft ditches close to the town. (R) 9.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You. Satirical quiz. (R) 9.45 Vexed. Kate and Jack investigate the attempted murder of a banker — leading to the unorthodox sleuths having a row at a private clinic. Comedy drama, starring Lucy Punch and Toby Stephens. (R) 10.45 Grandma’s House. Simon believes he might be able to control the universe. (R) 11.15 Russell Howard’s Good News. A humorous perspective on recent events. 11.45 FILM: Intermission. (2003) Comedy, starring Colin Farrell and Cillian Murphy.

Sunday TV Choice

BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 7.40 Match of the Day. (R) 9.00 Breakfast. 10.00 Sunday Morning Live. 11.00 Country Tracks. 12.00 BBC News. 12.05 Formula 1: The Belgian Grand Prix Live. The 13th round of the season from SpaFrancorchamps (Start-time 1.00pm). 3.10 EastEnders. 5.05 Songs of Praise. 5.40 Halcyon River Diaries. (R)

THE VERY LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE BBC1, 8pm Ladies and gents, welcome to the end of an era. There will be many people tuning in tonight who can’t remember a time when Last of the Summer Wine wasn’t on the box. That’s because it’s been on since the dawn of time, well, since 1973 anyway. Three of the original pesky pensioners at the heart of the show are now gone, although Peter Sallis, at the grand old age of 89, has continued to appear in a supporting role as Norman Clegg. But, sadly, the sitcom, created by Roy Clarke, is coming to an end — yes, it really is time for the last of the Last of the Summer Wine.

6.40 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. 7.00 Countryfile. Adam Henson and Ellie Harrison visit the Shropshire town of Ludlow to mark the 10th anniversary of its farmers’ market, and Adam takes on a local farmer in a cookery challenge. 8.00 The Very Last of the Summer Wine. The final episode of the longrunning comedy. Peter Sallis stars. Last in the series. 8.30 Antiques Roadshow. The second programme from the Assembly Rooms in Bath. 9.00 Secret Britain. Matt Baker and Julia Bradbury explore the north of England. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. 10.25 Trackers. New series. A team of experts dedicated to reuniting people with lost loved ones. 11.15 FILM: Bandits. (2001) Crime adventure, starring Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton; Weatherview. 1.20 Sign Zone: Holby City. 2.20 Between Life and Death. 3.10 A Band for Britain. 4.10 BBC News.

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ITV1 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. 10.25 Children’s Hospital. 10.55 Monk. (R) 11.50 This Morning: Saturday. 12.50 News; Weather. 12.59 Regional Programme. 1.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. (R) 1.30 Film: The Spy Who Loved Me. (1977) 3.50 Midsomer Murders. (R) 5.50 Regional Programmes. 6.00 ITV News; Weather. 6.15 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities. (R) 6.45 Odd One In. With Angellica Bell and Craig Gazey. 7.30 The X Factor. Guest judge Natalie Imbruglia helps Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole and Louis Walsh select the best solo singers and groups as the auditions move to Birmingham. Dermot O’Leary presents. 8.45 Magic Numbers. X Factor runner-up Olly Murs is this week’s guest, as viewers whose phone numbers contain two of the digits generated from six games hope to win up to £350,000. Last in the series. 9.45 FILM: The Bourne Supremacy. (2004) The amnesiac assassin is framed for a botched CIA operation and faces a fight for survival as he tries to uncover his past. Action thriller sequel, with Matt Damon. 11.45 ITV News; Weather. 12.00 Dating the Enemy. 12.30 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.30 October Road. 3.20 Raines. 4.05 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) 7.00 World Sport. 7.30 The Grid. 8.00 The Morning Line. 9.00 T4: Katy Perry: T4 Special. (R) 9.30 T4: Ugly Betty. (R) 10.30 T4: The Ting Tings: Video Exclusive. 10.35 T4: Ultimate Big Brother. (R) 11.35 T4: Ultimate Big Brother. (R) 12.25 T4: The Hollyoaks Music Show. 12.55 T4: Scrubs. (R) 1.25 That Paralympic Show. 1.55 Channel 4 Racing. 3.55 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.25 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.55 Come Dine with Me. (R) 5.25 Come Dine with Me. (R) 5.55 Channel 4 News.

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6.00 Milkshake! 10.00 How Do They Do It? (R) 10.30 The Gadget Show. (R) 11.30 Great Railway Adventures with Dan Cruickshank. (R) 12.30 Film: The Sword and the Rose. (1953) Historical romance, with Richard Todd and Glynis Johns. 2.15 Film: The Odyssey. (1997) 5.15 Film: Jason and the Argonauts. (1963) Fantasy adventure, starring Todd Armstrong.

6.20 4thought.tv. Andy Kind discusses why comedians should be sensitive to others. 6.25 FILM: Battle of Britain. (1969) RAF pilots under the leadership of Air Chief Marshal Hugh Dowding defend Britain from the might of the Luftwaffe. Second World War drama, with Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine. 9.00 Ultimate Big Brother. Highlights from the past 24 hours in the house, as some of the most loved and hated housemates from the show’s history face new challenges. Ultimate Big Brother: Live is at 12.20am on E4 and 1.40am on C4. 10.00 FILM: In Bruges. (2008) Premiere. Black comedy, starring Colin Farrell.

7.10 Five News. 7.15 Cricket on Five. England v Pakistan. 8.00 NCIS. Gibbs investigates the discovery of a woman’s mummified remains, following a trail of clues that leads him and the team to Florida, where they realise a serial killer is at work. (R) 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A teenager saving money to fund a sex change is found stabbed and hanging from a tree. Meanwhile, Ronnie is excited at the possibility her latest case could be a 1960s Mob hit. (R) 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A TV weather presenter who was working as a prostitute is found murdered. (R) 11.00 CSI: Miami. Delko is rushed to hospital. (R) 11.55 Cops in Crisis. Harrowing tales of survival told by police officers. (R)

12.05 Film: Stand By Me. (1986) 1.40 Ultimate Big Brother: Live. 3.10 What About Brian. 3.50 Wreck Detectives. (R) 4.45 Beauty and the Geek. (R) 5.25 Countdown. (R)

12.15 SuperCasino. 4.05 European Seniors Tour Golf. 4.55 The Family Recipe. 5.00 Hana’s Helpline. 5.10 The Milkshake! Show. 5.35 Thomas & Friends. 5.45 Roary the Racing Car. (R)

ITV2 3.30 Jedward: Let Loose 4.30 The Xtra Factor 5.30 Film: Nanny McPhee (2005) 7.30 Florida — Paradise Lost 8.30 Russell Brand: The Hot Desk 8.45 The Xtra Factor 9.45 The Saturdays: 24/7. Reality show following the girl group. 10.45 Film: The Bodyguard (1992) Romantic thriller, starring Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston. Including Entertainment News Update.

ITV3 3.30 Wycliffe 4.40 Pie in the Sky 5.45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Taggart 11.00 Cracker. Part two of three. Time is running out.

ITV4 2.30 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 4.00 The Force 4.20 Film: 633 Squadron (1964) 6.15 Film: Avalanche Express (1979) 8.00 Minder 9.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet 11.30 Film: Jaws 3 (1983)

BBC THREE 7.00 Top Gear. Searching for the world’s best four-seat supercar. 8.00 Reading Festival 2010

BBC FOUR 7.00 Nature’s Great Events 8.00 Natural World 9.00 Wallander. The detective tries to outwit a master criminal. 10.40 Roger and Val Have Just Got In. The couple prepare for guests. 11.10 Storyville: When the Levees Broke — A Requiem in Four Acts: Acts I & II

E4 2.20 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 6.00 Ugly Betty 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 7.55 Friends 9.00 The 100 Greatest Kids’ TV Shows 11.10 Frank Skinner: Live in Birmingham

FILM4 2.50 Catch That Kid (2004) 4.35 Logan’s Run (1976) 6.50 Cocoon (1985) Sci-fi comedy fantasy, starring Wilford Brimley. 9.00 There’s Something About Mary (1998) Comedy, starring Cameron Diaz and Ben Stiller. 11.15 The Omen (1976)

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BBC2 6.00 CBeebies. 7.25 CBBC. 10.00 Something for the Weekend. 11.30 The Youth Olympics. 12.00 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds. (R) 12.30 Flog It! (R) 1.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 2.00 Film: South Pacific. (1958) Wartime romantic musical, starring Mitzi Gaynor and Rossano Brazzi. 4.25 Film: Finding Neverland. (2004) Drama, starring Johnny Depp. 6.00 The Great British Bake Off. The eight remaining home cooks head for Perth, where they are challenged to bake biscuits, scones and petit fours with meringues, choux pastry and macaroons. 7.00 Dragons’ Den. The panel receives pitches for a remote control in the form of a magic wand, an inflatable snow globe, an outdoor dog creche and a new version of the classic foil survival blanket. (R) 8.00 Mountain Gorilla. Ageing silverback Titus faces his greatest challenge when he tries to care for a vulnerable orphan, while young gorilla Marembo makes his presence felt. 9.00 Vexed. Jack receives a worrying diagnosis. Last in the series. 10.00 Match of the Day 2. Including highlights of Aston Villa v Everton. 11.10 Mad Men. Roger Sterling makes a pass at Don’s wife Betty. (R) 11.55 Mad Men. Don recalls a lesson he learned in his youth. (R) 12.45 MotoGP. 2.00 BBC News. 4.10 Close.

ITV1 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Coronation Street. 11.45 This Morning: Sunday. 12.45 Dinner Date. (R) 1.45 News; Weather. 1.54 Regional Programme. 1.55 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. (R) 2.25 The X Factor. (R) 3.40 Film: Moonraker. (1979) James Bond spy adventure, starring Roger Moore. 6.00 Regional Programmes. 6.15 ITV News; Weather. 6.30 Stephen Tompkinson’s Australian Balloon Adventure. The actor takes on his Australian rivals. Last in the series. 7.30 Coronation Street. The Peacocks and Alahans have a slanging match in the street. 8.00 Heartbeat. A lorry driver is savagely beaten as his consignment of condemned meat is stolen on its way to the incinerator, causing a health alert in Aidensfield. 9.00 Martin Clunes — Horsepower. Conclusion. Horses’ changing roles over the centuries. 10.00 ITV News; Weather. 10.15 Drama Trails. How Cold Feet and A Touch of Frost are connected. 11.15 Comedy Classics: Duty Free. A celebration of the 1980s comedy starring Keith Barron and Gwen Taylor. (R) 12.15 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime. Documentary following the work of police officers. (R) 1.05 The Zone. Shopping and interactive gaming; ITV News Headlines. 2.30 Motorsport UK. 3.20 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 British GT Championship. 7.00 Rat Race Urban Adventure Edinburgh. 7.30 Basketball. 8.25 T4: Friends. (R) 8.55 T4: Friends. (R) 9.30 T4: Hollyoaks. 12.00 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother. 1.05 T4: Friends. (R) 1.40 T4: The Simpsons. (R) 2.15 T4: The Simpsons. (R) 2.45 T4: Ugly Betty. 3.45 Three in a Bed. 4.15 Three in a Bed. 4.50 Three in a Bed. 5.20 Deal or No Deal. 6.10 FILM: Stormbreaker. (2006) Premiere. A teenager is recruited by MI6 to investigate a criminal genius’s plan involving a new supercomputer. Spy adventure, starring Alex Pettyfer, Bill Nighy and Mickey Rourke. 7.45 Channel 4 News. 7.55 4thought.tv. Christina Martin discusses telling jokes about religion. 8.00 Ultimate Big Brother. Highlights from the past 24 hours in the house, as some of the most loved and hated housemates from the show’s history face new challenges. 9.00 Inside Incredible Athletes. Exploring how Paralympic athletes reach peak performance. 10.30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. With Whoopi Goldberg, Jedward and McFly. 11.20 FILM: The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising. (2007) Premiere. Fantasy adventure, starring Alexander Ludwig and Ian McShane. 1.10 Ultimate Big Brother: Live. 4.35 Countdown. (R) 5.20 Hill Street Blues. (R)

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Channel Five 6.00 Milkshake! Peppa Pig. 6.05 Roary the Racing Car. (R) 6.15 Fifi and the Flowertots. 6.25 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures. 6.30 Castle Farm. 6.35 The Milkshake! Show. 7.00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom. (R) 7.10 Mio Mao. (R) 7.20 Pocoyo. (R) 7.30 Milkshake Monkey. (R) 7.35 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs. (R) 7.45 Noddy in Toyland. 7.55 Milkshake! Bop Box. 8.00 Mist: Sheepdog Tales. (R) 8.10 Little Princess. (R) 8.25 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky. (R) 8.45 Igam Ogam. (R) 9.00 Olivia. (R) 9.15 The Mr Men Show. (R) 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing. (R) 10.00 Shake! iCarly. 10.35 True Jackson, VP. (R) 11.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R) 11.40 The Family Recipe. (R) 11.45 The Hotel Inspector. (R) 12.45 Egypt’s Lost Queen. (R) 1.50 Film: The Law and Jake Wade. (1958) Western, starring Robert Taylor. 3.30 Film: Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home. (1995) 5.20 Film: Yours, Mine & Ours. (2005) Premiere. 7.10 Five News. 7.15 Cricket on Five. England v Pakistan. 8.00 FILM: White Chicks. (2004) Two black male FBI agents are forced to pose as young white female debutantes to protect two heiresses from a kidnapping plot. Comedy, starring brothers Shawn. 10.15 FILM: Panic Room. (2002) Thriller, starring Jodie Foster. 12.25 UFC 91: Main Event. 1.25 SuperCasino. 4.05 Wildlife SOS. (R) 4.55 The Family Recipe. (R) 5.00 Hana’s Helpline. (R) 5.10 The Milkshake! Show. (R) 5.35 Thomas & Friends. (R) 5.45 Roary the Racing Car. (R)

Digital ITV2 3.40 The Xtra Factor 4.40 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 5.10 Film: Liar, Liar (1997) 6.45 The X Factor 8.00 The Xtra Factor 9.00 Jedward: Let Loose 10.00 Film: Casino Royale (2006)

ITV3 3.00 The Forsyte Saga 4.40 Film: Summer Holiday (1963) 6.50 Mr Bean 8.00 The Best of the Royal Variety 9.00 Film: The Constant Gardener (2005) 11.35 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries

ITV4 3.00 Film: 633 Squadron (1964) 5.00 The Sweeney 6.00 Minder 7.00 The Professionals 8.00 The Sweeney 9.00 Ultimate Force 10.30 Film: Scum (1979)

BBC THREE 7.00 Formula 1: The Belgian Grand Prix — Highlights 7.45 Live MotoGP. The Indianapolis Grand Prix. 9.00 Young, Dumb and Living Off Mum 10.00 Family Guy 10.45 Ideal 11.15 Reading Festival 2010

BBC FOUR 7.00 Arena: Blackpool 8.00 Fred Dibnah: Uncalled-for Distractions 8.30 Blackpool on Film 9.00 Viva Blackpool 10.30 Dream Town: A Brief Anatomy of Blackpool 11.10 The Swing Thing

E4 3.20 Film: Dr Dolittle (1998) 5.00 Friends 6.00 Glee 7.00 One Tree Hill 7.55 Friends 9.00 Film: My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) 11.00 Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2009

FILM4 3.20 The Cat Returns (2002) Animated adventure, with the voice of Anne Hathaway. 4.55 Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (2005) 6.40 Cocoon: The Return (1988) 8.55 Frightfest Special: The Last Exorcism 9.00 Underworld (2003) Supernatural thriller, starring Kate Beckinsale. 11.15 Paradise Lost (2006) Premiere. Thriller, starring Josh Duhamel.

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Wednesday

Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) Breakfast. 9.00 Heir Hunters. (R) BBC1 6.00 BBC1 6.00 BBC1 6.00 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; 9.45 Homes Under the Hammer.

10.45 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.15 Cash in the Attic. (R) 12.00 Bargain Hunt. (R) 12.45 BBC News; Weather. 1.05 Regional News; Weather. 1.15 Film: Sky High. (2005) Fantasy comedy, starring Kurt Russell. 2.50 Film: Superman Returns. (2006) Comic-book adventure, starring Brandon Routh. 5.15 Weakest Link. (R) 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.20 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 6.30 The One Show. 7.00 Edinburgh Military Tattoo 2010. 8.00 EastEnders. 8.30 Panorama. 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 10.00 BBC News. 10.15 Regional News; Weather. 10.25 Cars, Cops and Criminals. 11.25 Film: Churchill: The Hollywood Years. (2004) Comedy, starring Christian Slater; Weatherview. 12.50 Sign Zone: Tribal Wives. (R) 1.50 Holby City. (R) 2.50 Ben Fogle’s Escape in Time. (R) 3.35 BBC News.

BBC2

6.00 CBeebies. 8.00 CBBC. 11.45 Film: Legend. (1985) Fantasy adventure, with Tom Cruise. 1.10 Film: An American in Paris. (1951) Romantic musical, starring Gene Kelly and Leslie Caron. 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (R) 3.45 Flog It! (R) 4.30 Pointless. 5.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 6.00 Eggheads. (R) 6.30 Restoration Roadshow. 7.00 Dan Snow’s Norman Walks. 7.30 Roger and Val Have Just Got In. (R) 8.00 University Challenge. 8.30 Antiques Master. 9.00 Dragons’ Den. 10.00 Grandma’s House. 10.30 Dara O Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal. (R) 11.30 Film: The Life and Death of Peter Sellers. (2004) Biopic of the comic actor, starring Geoffrey Rush. 1.25 BBC News. 3.35 Close.

ITV1

6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 60 Minute Makeover. (R) 11.30 House Gift. (R) 12.30 Dinner Date. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. (R) 3.00 The Michael Ball Show. 4.00 Inspector Morse. (R) 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.15 ITV News; Weather. 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R) 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Coronation Street. 8.00 Countrywise. 8.30 Coronation Street. 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple. 11.00 ITV News; Weather. 11.15 Stephen Tompkinson’s African Balloon Adventure. (R) 12.15 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.15 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 3.35 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother. (R) 8.00 Ultimate Big Brother. (R) 8.55 T4: Hollyoaks Music Show. (R) 9.25 T4: Privileged. 10.20 T4: Scrubs. (R) 10.50 T4: Friends. (R) 11.20 T4: Friends. (R) 11.50 IPC World Swimming Championships. 12.45 Film: Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970) Fact-based Second World War drama, starring Martin Balsam. 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Come Dine with Me. 5.30 Coach Trip. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.25 4thought.tv. 7.30 Dispatches: Britain’s Secret Slaves. 8.30 I Am Slave. 10.00 Ultimate Big Brother. 11.10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. (R) 11.55 Ultimate Big Brother: Live. 2.35 Film: The Anniversary Party. (2001) Drama, starring Jennifer Jason Leigh and Alan Cumming. 4.30 Film: The Lady Wants Mink. (1953) Comedy, starring Ruth Hussey.

Channel Five

6.00 Milkshake! 9.00 The Wright Stuff. 10.30 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.30 CSI: NY. (R) 12.25 CSI: NY. (R) 1.15 Neighbours. 1.50 Film: Ambush at Tomahawk Gap. (1953) Western adventure, starring John Hodiak. 3.20 Film: Torpedo Run. (1958) Second World War adventure, starring Glenn Ford. 5.10 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Panda Week with Nigel Marven; Zoo Days. 6.30 Michaela’s Zoo Babies. (R) 7.00 Five News at 7. 7.15 Cricket on Five. 8.00 The Gadget Show; Five News at 9. 9.00 Film: Jerry Maguire. (1996) Romantic comedy drama, starring Tom Cruise and Renee Zellwegger. 11.45 Film: Down and Out in Beverly Hills. (1985) 1.45 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.30 Wildlife SOS. (R) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 5.10 The New Tomorrow. (R) 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R)

BBC News; Weather. 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.30 Cash in the Attic; (R) BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBeebies. 3.30 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. (R) 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Holby City. 9.00 The Deep. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Gears and Tears. 11.05 Film: In the Bedroom. (2001) Drama, starring Tom Wilkinson; Weatherview. 1.15 Sign Zone: Five Days That Changed Britain. (R) 2.15 How to Beat Tough Times: Money Watch. (R) 3.15 Penguin Island. (R) 3.45 Ben Fogle’s Escape in Time. (R) 4.30 BBC News.

BBC News; Weather. 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.30 Cash in the Attic; (R) BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBeebies. 3.30 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 Saints and Scroungers; (R) BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Waterloo Road. 9.00 Crimewatch Solved. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 The National Lottery Draws. 10.45 Reggie Perrin. (R) 11.15 Film: On a Clear Day. (2005) Drama, starring Peter Mullan; National Lottery Update; Weatherview. 12.55 Sign Zone: Dragons’ Den. (R) 1.55 Country Tracks. (R) 2.50 Ben Fogle’s Escape in Time. (R) 3.35 BBC News.

6.00 CBeebies. 8.00 CBBC. 11.40 6.00 CBeebies. 8.00 CBBC. 11.30 BBC2 Film: BBC2 Film: The Boatniks. (1970) Disney Blackbeard’s Ghost. (1967) adventure, with Robert Morse. 1.15 Ready Steady Cook. (R) 2.00 Wanted Down Under. (R) 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (R) 3.45 Flog It! (R) 4.30 Pointless. 5.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 6.00 Eggheads. (R) 6.30 Restoration Roadshow. 7.00 Coast. (R) 8.00 The Great British Bake Off. 9.00 Zimbabwe’s Forgotten Children. 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 Home Movie Roadshow. (R) 12.20 Digging for Britain. (R) 1.20 BBC News. 4.30 Close.

ITV1

6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Dinner Date. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. (R) 3.00 The Michael Ball Show. 3.59 Regional Weather. 4.00 Inspector Morse. (R) 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Grimefighters. (R) 8.00 New Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 9.00 The Bill. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Farewell The Bill. 11.35 Ladette to Lady. (R) 12.30 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.05 Sali Mali. (R) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother. 7.30 Ultimate Big Brother. (R) 8.40 Frasier. (R) 9.05 T4: Hollyoaks Music Show. (R) 9.35 T4: Privileged. 10.30 T4: Scrubs. (R) 11.00 T4: Friends. (R) 11.30 T4: Friends. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Brothers & Sisters. 1.00 Jamie at Home. (R) 1.30 Film: Three Came Home. (1950) Fact-based Second World War drama, starring Claudette Colbert. 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Come Dine with Me. 5.30 Coach Trip. 6.00 The Simpsons. (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 4thought.tv. 8.00 Help! My House Is Falling Down. 9.00 The Hunt for Britain’s Sex Traffickers. New series. The story of a 12-month police operation against sex trafficking. 10.00 Ultimate Big Brother. Highlights from the past 24 hours in the house. 11.10 The Inbetweeners. The friends prepare for their exams. Last in the series. (R) 11.45 Pete Versus Life. (R) 12.15 Late Night Poker. 1.15 Ultimate Big Brother: Live. 2.30 The Hunt for Britain’s Sex Traffickers. (R) 3.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly. 3.55 British GT Championship. (R) 4.20 The Grid. (R) 4.50 World Sport. (R) 5.15 ITU Triathlon World Cup Magazine.

Channel Five

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (R) 12.40 Five News. 12.45 The Hotel Inspector. (R) 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 CSI: NY. (R) 3.05 Film: Back to You and Me. (2005) 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Panda Week with Nigel Marven. 6.25 Live from Studio Five. 7.00 Five News at 7. 7.30 Chris Barrie’s Massive Speed; (R) Five News Update. 8.00 Nature Shock: Killer Squid; Five News at 9. 9.00 CSI: Miami. 10.00 CSI: NY; (R) Five News Update. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (R) 12.00 NCIS. (R) 12.55 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.30 Wildlife SOS. (R) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 5.10 The New Tomorrow. (R) 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R)

Disney comedy fantasy, starring Peter Ustinov. 1.15 Ready Steady Cook. (R) 2.00 Wanted Down Under. (R) 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (R) 3.45 Flog It! (R) 4.30 Pointless. 5.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Restoration Roadshow. 7.00 The Tony Blair Interview with Andrew Marr. 8.00 Coast. 9.00 Alex Higgins: The People’s Champion. 10.00 Grumpy Old Men. (R) 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 The Tony Blair Interview with Andrew Marr. (R) 12.20 Home Movie Roadshow Uncut. 1.20 BBC News. 3.35 Close.

ITV1

6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Dinner Date. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. (R) 3.00 The Michael Ball Show. 3.59 Regional Weather. 4.00 Inspector Morse. (R) 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 The Lakes. (R) 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. (R) 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Send in the Dogs. (R) 11.35 Celebrity Juice. 12.20 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.20 Film: Blues Brothers 2000. (1998) 4.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 5.15 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother. 7.30 Ultimate Big Brother. (R) 8.40 Frasier. (R) 9.05 T4: The Hollyoaks Music Show. (R) 9.35 T4: Privileged. 10.30 T4: Scrubs. (R) 11.00 T4: Friends. (R) 11.30 T4: Friends. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Brothers & Sisters. 1.00 Jamie at Home. (R) 1.35 Film: On the Town. (1949) Musical, starring Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra and Jules Munshin. 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Come Dine with Me. 5.30 Coach Trip. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 4thought.tv. 8.00 How to Look Good Naked. 9.00 The Hunt for Britain’s Sex Traffickers. 10.00 Ultimate Big Brother. 11.10 School of Comedy. 11.40 School of Comedy. 12.10 Music on 4: Student Tour. (R) 12.25 Music on 4: Tinie Tempah at RockCorps 2010. 12.55 Ultimate Big Brother: Live. 2.15 The Hunt for Britain’s Sex Traffickers. (R) 3.10 Beach Volleyball. 4.05 Basketball. (R) 4.55 Rat Race Urban Adventure. (R) 5.25 Countdown. (R)

Channel Five

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (R) 12.40 Five News. 12.45 The Hotel Inspector. (R) 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 CSI: NY. (R) 3.05 Film: Love Comes Softly. (2003) Romantic period drama, with Katherine Heigl and Dale Midkiff. 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Panda Week with Nigel Marven. 6.25 Live from Studio Five. 7.00 Five News at 7. 7.30 Michaela’s Zoo Babies; (R) Five News Update. 8.00 Emergency Bikers; Five News at 9. 9.00 NCIS. (R) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent. 10.55 K-Ville. 11.55 Poker. 12.50 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.30 Wildlife SOS. (R) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 5.10 The New Tomorrow. (R) 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R)

7 day guide Friday

Thursday

Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) Breakfast. 9.15 Heir Hunters. (R) BBC1 6.00 BBC1 6.00 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; BBC News; Weather. 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.30 Cash in the Attic; (R) BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBeebies. 3.30 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. (R) 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Waterloo Road. 9.00 Motorway Cops. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 10 Things You Need to Know About Sleep. (R) 11.35 Film: The Abduction Club. (2002) ; Holiday Weatherview. 1.15 Sign Zone: Panorama. (R) 1.45 It Shouldn’t Happen at a Vet’s. (R) 2.45 Countryfile. (R) 3.40 Ben Fogle’s Escape in Time. (R) 4.25 BBC News.

BBC News; Weather. 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy. (R) 11.30 Cash in the Attic; (R) BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBeebies. 3.30 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. (R) 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 Animal 24:7; BBC News: Regional News. 8.00 EastEnders. 8.30 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. (R) 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Would I Lie to You? 11.05 The National Lottery Draws. 11.15 Film: Grosse Pointe Blank. (1997) ; Weatherview. 1.00 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (R) 2.00 DIY SOS. (R) 3.00 Ben Fogle’s Escape in Time. (R) 3.45 BBC News.

BBC2

CBBC. 11.30 Men. (1949) Political drama, starring Broderick Crawford. 1.15 Ready Steady Cook. (R) 2.00 Wanted Down Under. (R) 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (R) 3.45 Flog It! (R) 4.30 Pointless. 5.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Restoration Roadshow. 7.00 Natural World. 7.50 Coast. (R) 8.00 E Numbers: An Edible Adventure. 9.00 Digging for Britain. 10.00 Have I Got Old News for You. (R) 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 Nurse Jackie. (R) 11.50 Nurse Jackie. (R) 12.20 The Wounded Platoon. (R) 1.20 BBC News. 4.25 Close.

6.00 CBeebies. 8.00 CBBC. 11.25 Film: Odd Man Out. (1947) British thriller, starring James Mason. 1.15 Ready Steady Cook. (R) 2.00 Wanted Down Under. (R) 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. (R) 3.45 Flog It! (R) 4.30 Pointless. 5.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 6.00 Eggheads. 6.30 Restoration Roadshow. 7.00 Who Do You Think You Are? (R) 8.00 Mastermind. 8.30 Gardeners’ World. 9.00 Home Movie Roadshow. 10.00 Roger and Val Have Just Got In. Val consoles Roger after the death of his father. 10.30 Newsnight. 11.00 The Review Show; Weather. 11.50 Reading Festival 2010. 1.20 Film: The Haunted House of Horror. (1969) Mystery horror, starring Frankie Avalon. 2.50 Close.

ITV1

6.00 CBeebies. 8.00 BBC2 Film: All the King’s

6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Dinner Date. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. (R) 3.00 The Michael Ball Show. 3.59 Regional Weather. 4.00 Inspector Morse. (R) 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Community Dis-Service: Tonight. 8.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Coronation Street. 9.00 Real Crime with Mark Austin: Yvonne Fletcher — Justice Betrayed. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Film: City Slickers. (1991) 12.40 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 3.35 Community Dis-Service: Tonight. (R) 3.55 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother. 7.30 Ultimate Big Brother. (R) 8.40 Frasier. (R) 9.05 T4: The Hollyoaks Music Show. (R) 9.35 Film: T4: Garfield Gets Real. (2007) Premiere. Animated comedy, featuring the voice of Frank Welker. 11.00 T4: Friends. (R) 11.30 T4: Friends. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Brothers & Sisters. 1.00 Jamie at Home. (R) 1.30 Film: Broken Lance. (1954) Western, starring Spencer Tracy. 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Come Dine with Me. 5.30 Coach Trip. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.55 4thought.tv. 8.00 Location, Location, Location. 9.00 The Hunt for Britain’s Sex Traffickers. 10.00 Ultimate Big Brother. 11.10 Cha’Mone — Mo’fo Selecta! A Tribute to Michael Jackson. 12.15 Coming Up: Boy. 12.45 Music on 4: The Album Chart Show Spotlight. 1.00 Ultimate Big Brother: Live. 3.05 The Hunt for Britain’s Sex Traffickers. (R) 4.00 When Hell Freezes. (R) 5.25 Countdown. (R)

Channel Five

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI: Miami. (R) 12.40 Five News. 12.45 The Hotel Inspector. (R) 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 CSI: NY. (R) 3.10 The Family Recipe. (R) 3.15 Film: Sex and Lies in Sin City: The Ted Binion Scandal. (2008) 5.00 Five News. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Panda Week with Nigel Marven. 6.25 Live from Studio Five. 7.00 Five News at 7. 7.30 Escape from Alcatraz; (R) Five News. 8.00 Egypt’s Lost Queen; Five News at 9. 9.00 Film: The Shepherd. (2008) 11.00 Britain’s Ugliest Models. 12.00 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.30 Wildlife SOS. (R) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 5.10 The New Tomorrow. (R) 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R)

6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Dinner Date. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. (R) 3.00 The Michael Ball Show. 3.59 Regional Weather. 4.00 Inspector Morse. (R) 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Live International Football. England v Bulgaria (Kick-off 8.00pm). 10.10 ITV News; Weather. 10.40 Regional News; Weather. 10.45 International Football Highlights. 11.45 Cops with Cameras. (R) 12.40 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.40 Film: Alien Siege. (2005) 4.10 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4

6.10 Sali Mali. (R) 6.15 The Hoobs. (R) 6.40 The Hoobs. (R) 7.05 Big Brother’s Little Brother. 7.35 Ultimate Big Brother. (R) 8.45 Frasier. (R) 9.15 Film: T4: Hoot. (2006) Premiere. Family comedy adventure, starring Luke Wilson. 11.00 T4: Friends. (R) 11.30 T4: Friends. (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Brothers & Sisters. 1.00 Jamie at Home. (R) 1.35 Film: Big Business. (1988) Comedy drama, starring Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin. 3.25 Countdown. 4.10 Deal or No Deal. 5.00 Come Dine with Me. 5.30 Coach Trip. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 Hollyoaks. 7.00 Channel 4 News. 7.25 4thought.tv. 7.30 Who Do You Think You Were? 8.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away. 9.00 Ultimate Big Brother. Highlights of the past 24 hours in the house. 10.00 Pete Versus Life. The journalist lands a decent sports writing job. Last in the series.10.35 Ultimate Big Brother. 11.25 Tim Minchin: Live. The comedian presents his touring show. 1.30 Music on 4: The Album Chart Show: Summer Anthems. 2.00 Ultimate Big Brother: Live. 3.35 This Week’s 4Music Top 20. 5.25 Countdown. (R)

Channel Five

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI: Miami. (R) 12.40 Five News. 12.45 The Hotel Inspector. (R) 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 CSI: NY. (R) 3.05 Film: Expecting a Miracle. (2009) Drama, starring Jason Priestley. 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Panda Week with Nigel Marven. 6.25 Live from Studio Five. 7.00 Five News at 7. 7.30 Zoo Days; (R) Five News Update. 8.00 Police Interceptors; Five News at 9. 9.00 The Mentalist. (R) 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 11.00 CSI: NY. (R) 11.55 Cops in Crisis. (R) 12.15 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.30 Motorsport Mundial. 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 5.10 The New Tomorrow. (R) 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R)

Friday 27 August 2010 | the resident

jobs & careers Liability Adjuster Phoenix Liability Services seek an experienced liability adjuster to investigate and report on EL/PL and motor claims in accordance with Client’s service level requirements. The role will be home based with the successful person reporting to our Bicester office. We offer a competitive salary package to the right applicant. Please submit cv’s to: Mr C Davies, Phoenix Liability Services, No1 Willows Gate, Stoke Lyne Road, Stratton Audley, Bicester, Oxfordshire OX27 9AU or online at clive@phoenixliability.co.uk

“Join a winning team” Lettings Manager or Experienced Lettings Person Required Brock Taylor are looking to expand our Lettings Department and are actively looking to recruit a Manager or Experienced Property Professional with current or recent Lettings experience. The ideal candidate must be smart, knowledgeable and articulate with a strong desire to succeed in a competitive marketplace. This is an exciting opportunity to join a respected and newly revitalised company who are already market leaders in the sales market and are seeking an ambitious individual to rapidly develop our Lettings Team to be at the foreront of the local lettings market. Please forward your CV to Peter Maskell, Brock Taylor, 2/4 East Street, Horsham, West Sussex, RH12 1HL petermaskell@brocktaylor.co.uk 01403 272022

Sussex Health Care is an award winning group of 17 care homes providing nearly 550 beds, incorporating specialist care provision as well as care for older people. Sussex Health Care is the only independent care provider in the UK to have attained dual accreditation and certification to ISO9001:2000 with CKHS, Investors in People and Hospitality Assured. We are currently seeking:Horsham area:

RGN’s/RNLD’s/RMN’s

Full time Day/Night Care Assistants Domestic Assistant (Warnham) Henfield:

Laundry Assistant (14 hours weekends) For an application form please contact Sara Cohen on 01403 217338 or email sara.cohen@sussexhealthcare.co.uk

Horsham

Our client is looking for 6 Trainee Stockbrokers to join their organisation.

Two part time positions available Would consider full time from a suitably committed applicant. Please email cv to horshampubjobs@gmail.com

Job entails selling stocks and shares within the fine wine industry.

or call 07930 194714

Must have a solid outbound sales background and beable to build apport with clients on a daily basis.

A Touch Above

full training will be given on this role along with a strong commission. Interviews are immediate

Salary 15k plus commission. for details please call 01403 756772 or send your CV to: traci@thorneemployment.co.uk

Thorn Traci Managing Director

www.thorneemployment.co.uk

Part time cook

CHEF / COOK REQUIRED

Trainee Stockbroker

“Thorne Employment Limited attracts high calibre professional individuals who are looking for commercial permanent employment. By specialising in permanent recruitment, you can be assured that we will present you with candidates committed to delivering for your business for the future.” e

01403 756772

FORESTERS ARMS , HORSHAM For Friendly Local Horsham Pub. Must be able work on own initiative and produce good quality Traditional English Food.

Established in 2005, Thorne Employment Ltd is the leading recruitment agency for selection to permanent professional positions. We are located in Horsham, West Sussex and work with a range of clients across the south east and greater London area although we do cover most of the UK. Thorne Employment has a major interest and involvement with all aspects of permanent commercial recruitment and we pride ourselves on delivering high quality, tailor made recruitment solutions for your business.

Qualified MOT Tester

required for busy pub in BBH

required for our busy Service Centre in Horsham

16 HRS per week consisting of 2 evenings and 2 lunches. Includes weekends

contact with CV email. kevingriffincars@btconnect.com or call Stephen Thorns

01403 750500 www.kevingriffincars.co.uk

Please contact Lorraine on 01403 253406

UNISEX HAIR SALON

A great opportunity has risen for a qualified hair stylist to work in a friendly well established salon Please send yor C.V’s to Kym, 129A Crawley Road, Horsham RH12 4DX Or call Kym on 01403 263 672

Closing date 31st August 2010

The mark of excellent care

Part-time and Weekend Carer urgently required in: Pulborough, Billingshurst and Horsham.

Good quality Full-Time Carers required in: Henfield, Partridge Green, Steyning and Storrington Full training will be given Own transport is essential Post is subject to CRB check £9 - £18 per hour

Contact: Bethany Shepheard 01798 873550

To advertise in this section, call us on

01403 251000

or email jobs@the-resident.co.uk

the resident | Friday 27 August 2010

Sussex Art, Printmaking and Sculpture Studios

Fine Art Courses in Sculpture Printmaking Photography Drawing Painting Felt-Making Brochures available at the Horsham Gallery and Horsham Museum

Sculpture SCULPTURAL SHELLS 3 DAY WORKSHOP Tutor: Janine Creaye Cost: £160 plus materials Dates: Autumn Term – Sept 13 – 15 Spring Term – Jan 25 – 27 Time: 10am – 4pm Class size: 8 NATURE IN GOTHIC WOOD CARVING 4 DAY WORKSHOP Tutor: Janine Creaye Cost: £198 plus materials Dates: Autumn Term: Sept 27 – 30, Spring Term: Feb 7 – 10 Time: 10am – 4pm Class size: 8 MODELLING FROM LIFE - FIGURATIVE SCULPTURE Tutors: Andrew Brown/Marji Talbot Cost: £300 (12 weeks) Autumn and Spring Terms £250 (10 weeks) Summer Term Includes model fees Dates: 6 Weds or 6 Thurs each term Autumn Term Sept 8 or 9 to Dec 8 or 9 Spring Term Jan 12 or 13 to Apr 6 or 7 Summer Term May 4 or 5 to Jul 13 or 14 Time: 2pm - 5pm Class Size: 7 ANIMAL SCULPTURE - MODEL AN OTTER IN CLAY Tutor: Andrew Brown Cost: £145 plus materials and firing Dates: Autumn Term Sat, 1 full day – Nov 6 – 10am – 4pm 5 half days – Nov 13 to Dec 11– 10am – 1pm Class Size: 7 ANIMAL SCULPTURE Tutor: Andrew Brown Cost: £145 (plus materials and firing) Dates: 6 weeks – Sat 10am – 1pm Spring Term Sat Mar 5 – Apr 9 Summer Term Sat May 7 – Jun 11 Class Size: 7 PORTRAIT HEAD IN CLAY Tutor: Hazel Reeves SWA Cost: £320 – includes model fees Dates: 6 Sat each term as follows: Autumn Term: Oct 30, Nov 6, 20, 27, Dec 4, 11 Spring Term: Mar 12, 19, 26, April 2, 9, 16 Summer Term: May 7, 14, 21, 28, June 4, 11 Times: 10am – 4pm Class Size: 7 GARDEN SCULPTURE Tutor: Andrew Brown Cost: £170 Duration: Two 3hr sessions to produce the steel armature, 1 full weekend to model the ciment, ½ to 1 full day for finishing. Dates: Modelling Weekends are as follows: Autumn Term: Weekend of Oct 16/17 Spring Term: Weekend of Feb 19/20 Summer Term: Weekend of Jun 24/25 Times: 10am – 5pm Class Size: 4 FREE FORM Tutors: Andrew Brown/Marji Talbot Cost: £120 per 6 x 3 hour session plus materials Dates: Students must pre-book 6 sessions with the studio at the beginning of each half term.

CASTING Tutor: Andrew Brown Cost: £120 per 6 x 3 hour sessions materials Dates: Students must pre-book 6 sessions with the studio at the beginning of each half term FINISHING DAYS Tutor: Andrew Brown Cost: £70 (includes materials) Dates: Autumn Term: Sat Nov 6 Spring Term: Mar 5 Summer Term: Jul 9 Times: 10am – 5pm Class Size: 10 TASTER WORKSHOPS Tutor: Andrew Brown/Marji Talbot Cost: £30 per 3 hour session Dates: Students need to pre-book a time with the studio SOFT STONE CARVING Tutor: Thea Taylor Cost: £240 plus materials Dates: Autumn Term Sept 8 to Dec 8 Spring Term Jan 12 to Apr 6 Summer Term May 4 to Jul 13 Times: 10am – 1pm Class Size: 8

Printmaking GUM ARABIC TRANSFER PRINTING - ADVANCED Tutor: Nikki Rose Cost: £195 (includes most material charges) Dates: Autumn Term 4 Mon – Nov 1, 15, 29, Dec 13 Times: 10am – 4pm Class Size: 7 COLLAGRAPH Tutor: Clive Vosper Cost: £255 (includes most materials) Dates: Autumn Term 6 Thurs Oct 28 to Thurs Dec 2 Times: 10am – 4pm Class Size: 7 ETCHING INTAGLIO PRINTMAKING Tutor. Clive Vosper Cost: £255 (includes most material charges) Dates: Summer Term – 6 Thurs May 5 – Jun 9 Times: 10am – 4pm Class Size: 7 PHOTOPOLYMER INTAGLIO Tutor: Clive Vosper Cost: £220 Dates: Summer Term 5 Thurs from Jun 23 to Jul 21 Times: 10am – 4pm Class Size: 7 ETCHED LINO Tutor: Clive Vosper Cost: £255 (includes most material charges) Dates: Autumn Term 6 Thur from Sept 9 to October 14 Times: 10am – 4pm Class Size: 7 MIXED MEDIA, COMBINATION PRINTMAKING Tutor: Clive Vosper Cost: £490 (includes most material fees) Dates: Spring Term 12 Thurs from Jan 13 – Apr 7 (excluding Feb 24) Times: 10am – 4pm Class Size: 7

2010 – 2011

Painting & Drawing

Photography

SATURDAY LIFE DRAWING AND PAINTING Tutor: Bernard Lord Cost: £130 (includes model fees) Dates: 6 Sat each term Autumn Term: Sept 11 to Sept 25 (£65 – 3 sessions) Spring Term: Jan 15 to Feb 19 Summer Term: May 7 to June 11 Times: 10am – 1pm Class Size: 10

ARTISTS’ DOCUMENTATION TWO DAY WORKSHOP Tutor: David Tolley Cost: £120 Dates: Autumn Term: weekend of Nov 6/7 Spring Term: weekend of Mar 26/27 Times: 10am – 5pm each day Class Size: 10 David Tolley BA Hons (Oxon) MA (Oxon) is a Tutor in Fine Art at The Ruskin School of Drawing and Fine Art, the Fine Art department of the University of Oxford. David is an artist, writer and photographer who has exhibited in London, Oxford and New York.

EXPRESSIVE DRAWING AND PAINTING Tutor: Nikki Rose Cost: £280 Dates: 6 Mon each term as follows: Autumn Term: Sept 13 & 27, Oct 11, Oct 25 Nov 8 and 22 Spring Term: Jan 10, 24 Feb 7, 28, Mar 14, 28 Summer Term: May 9, 23, June 6,20 July 4,18 Times: 10am – 4pm Class Size: 7 EXPRESSIVE LIFE PAINTING Tutor: Nikki Rose Cost: £140 Spring Term: Mon Jan 17, 31, Feb 14 Times: 10am – 4pm Class Size: 7 DRAWING AND PAINTING - PORTRAIT AND LIFE Tutor: Marji Talbot Cost: £240 (12 weeks) per Autumn and Spring term, £180 (9 sessions) Summer Term Dates: Autumn Term: Sept 7 to Dec 7 Spring Term: Jan 11 to Apr 5 Summer Term: May 3 to Jul 12 Times: 10am – 1pm Class Size: 10 DRAW BIG - 3 DAY WORKSHOP Tutor: Marji Talbot/Andrew Brown Cost: £130 (includes model fees) Dates: 3 Days Fri – Sat Autumn: Dec 10 – 12 Summer: Jul 8 – 10 Times: 10am – 4pm Class Size: 6 CELEBRATING COLOUR AND PATTERN Tutor: Helen Turner Cost: £298 (includes day trip to Tate Modern) Dates: Autumn Term 6 Fri from Sept 10 to Oct 15 Times: 10am – 4pm Class Size: 10 DRAWING INSPIRATION FROM FLOWERS, PLANTS AND OBJECTS Tutor: Helen Turner Cost: £290 Duration: 6 days 10am - 4pm Dates: Spring Term Fri March 4 to April 8 Times: 10am - 4pm Class Size: 10 UNTUTORED LIFE DRAWING Cost: £120 per term (12 sessions) Dates: Every Wed during term times Times: 10:30am to 1:30pm

Felt Making DEVELOPMENTAL FELT MAKING Tutor: Jo Azancot Cost: £240 per 12 week term Dates: Autumn: Sept 8 to Dec 15 Spring: Jan 12 to Apr 6 Times: Wed 2pm – 5pm Class Size: 8

PHOTOGRAPHIC COURSES WITH PULSE PHOTOGRAPHY Ken Boddy of Pulse Photography runs many short courses at various venues. Subjects range from basic photography through to studio lighting courses, retouching courses along with bespoke courses. These are timed at your convenience. Please refer to www.pulse-photography.co.uk DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY WITH RICHARD BALL Experienced professional photographer holds Digital Photography tuition for absolute beginners to exposure technique and camera RAW to flash and ambient lighting technique. Please ring Richard on 01903 262170 for more info and to book a date. Tutor: Richard Ball Dates: Autumn 2010 Nov 13 – Beginners Nov 20 – Exposure Raw Nov 27 – Lighting Spring 2011 Feb 26 – Beginners Mar 5 – Exposure Raw Mar 12 – Lighting Apr 2 – Beginners Apr 9 – Exposure Raw Apr 16 – Lighting Summer Term Jun 18 – Beginners Jun 25 – Exposure Raw Jul 2 – Lighting Times: 9.30am – 1.00 pm Cost: £25.00 Dates: Apr 30 2011 – 1 day intensive course Get Ready for Summer! Times: 9.30am – 4.30pm Cost: £50.00

Sussex Art, Printmaking and Sculpture Studios Contact Details Units 9 and 20 Huffwood Manor Estate Partridge Green West Sussex RH13 8AU For more information or to book contact us: Tel: 01403 710867 Mob: 07765 892864 www.sussexsculpture.co.uk www.sussexartandprintmaking.co.uk Term Dates: Please note that some courses run through the half term breaks Autumn: Sept 6 – Dec 11 Half term break Oct 18 – Oct 30 Spring: Jan 10 – April 9 Half term break Feb 21 – Feb 26 Easter Break – April 11 – May 2 Summer: May 3 – July 16 Half term break June 13 – June 18 Summer School – July 18 – July 31

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Hornets start with solid point at home Horsham Football Club kicked off their season last week, but will be disappointed to have taken just a point from their opening two games. On Saturday, Horsham and Aveley battled out a goalless stalemate on an overcast afternoon at Gorings Mead in a match in which both defences came out on top. Having waited 14 years to witness an opening day fixture in their home town, the Hornets supporters were left disappointed by the final outcome with neither goalkeeper seriously stretched throughout the 90 minutes, despite the best efforts of skipper Ben Andrews who twice went close to claiming the all-important goal in the closing stages. John Maggs handed four players their competitive debuts; full-back Steve Elliott, the former Lewes midfield duo of Jay Lovett and Paul Kennett and exDartford striker Allan Tait in a much changed side to that which ended the last home campaign against the same opponents. With last season's top scorer, Pat Harding, missing through injury there was also much interest in the return to the first

team for Horsham youth product Dean Wright after a couple of seasons at County League Three Bridges. Horsham then went down 2-0 at Sutton United on Tuesday night. The Hornets struggled to impose themselves during the first half and survived a strong penalty claim before falling behind to Craig Dundas' 26th minute header. Mark Zawadski kept Horsham in the game with a terrific save, just before the break, and the visitors put in an improved showing in the second half where Allan Tait and sub Pat Harding both went close to claiming an equaliser, only for Richard Jolly to

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Jay Lovett made his debut for the Hornets and (left) Howie the Hornet presents a supporter with a new Bobble hat! add a second for the Us with 20 minutes remaining. Elsewhere, Bury Town overcame a 2-0 half-time deficit to record an excellent 3-2 win at Tonbridge Angels, Hendon bounced back from Saturday's loss at Tooting to defeat Concord Rangers 4-1 while Hastings made it 2 wins out of 2 with a 4-

2 success at Maidstone. Canvey Island and Lowestoft were 2-0 winners over Harrow Borough and AFC Hornchurch respectively. Horsham are at home against Kingstonian on Saturday at Gorings Mead, Horsham, for their first league game of the season. www.hornetsreview.co.uk

Honour for Hannan at Summer Masters Joe Hannan, 13, scooped the Junior Academy Summer Masters prize at Cottesmore on Sunday 22nd August. Polina Zotova won the girls section; Conrad Lewis the under 11s; Egor Zotov the under 9s and the under 7s champ was Ben Powell. Calum Callan, PGA Professional at Cottesmore, said: “There are over 50 youngsters in the Academy and growing and many go on to the full junior membership. “It is so worthwhile learning from an early age – even our current men’s club champion is only 16 – Joe Way! We actively encourage girls to play as women’s golf is the fastest growing market in golf. “One of our juniors, 11–year old Alex Rogers recently got

his hole-in-one. As etiquette demands he shared his success and bought his playing partners a Mars bar each!” The Summer Masters is part of Cottesmore's Junior Academy run by Callan. Coaching is made available to all level of golfers of all ages from 5-15years old. Throughout the year the young players have a mix of group and individual coaching plus on-course practice. Fun tournaments and pair’s events with adults are integrated into the coaching schedule. Rules and etiquette play a big part of the learning process. Junior Days are held on the golf course every Wednesday throughout all school holidays.

Awesome A’s win after trailing 10-2

PMW Communications Mustang League Athletics 15 v Mets 5 The combination of great hitting and solid pitching powered the Athletics to their eighth win of the season as they beat the Mets 15-5. Callum Hunt lead the way with four runs batted in, while Sam Easter and Tom Crabb each drove in three runs. Easter blasted a basesloaded triple and Crabb doubled with the bases loaded to put the game out of reach. Pitcher Tom Underwood was unhittable in two innings' work, striking out five and only allowing one Met to reach base.

Mets 10 v Yankees 0 The Mets played their 6th win of the season with only 4 Mets players available to play. This meant that the Mets had to borrow 3 players from another Mustang team. The four Mets players Ethan, Zac, Tom and Sam proved their metal each scoring runs with Sam Bourne scoring 3 in 4 innings. The ace pitching from both Sam and Zac secured their win with a haul of 7 strike outs. Unfortunately not a win for the Yankees, but still what a performance. There were great catches, awesome pitching and a wonderful display at home plate with an amazing tag by the Catchers Ben Scammel and Hayden. Slinfold Country Club Bronco League

Yankees 7 v Mets 17 Yankee Callum Budd struck out three of the toughest hitters in the league. Considering he has had health difficulties his whole life this feat should never be forgotten. His team surrounded him after the inning with praise and appreciation. A great team effort with nearly every player scoring a run or driving one in. Mets were on top form with Joe Aylett, Megan Field and Tom Bourne each bringing home three runs each and Bryn Coughlan drove in a three run hit. Tom Bourne as pitcher also managed to strike out 7 Yankees in 3 innings. Red Sox 10 v Athletics 11 The A's managed to get the 9 runs they needed in the last innings to secure this hard fought victory against an inform Red Sox team, with the A's winning by 11 runs to 10. Sam Hamilton had a great game with 2 runs and 3 R.B.I's The match Redsox vs Athletics ended with the score of 11-10 but this did not really show how the game went. For the first three of the four innings the Redsox held the lead, entering the fourth, and open, innings at 10-2. The Athletics made a great comeback in this innings holding the Redsox to 0 runs and making 9 for themselves, completely turning the game around. The game was an exciting match with good rivalry between the teams but also great sporting spirit. Redsox would also like to thank Sam Boylett (Mets) who stepped in to make a full team.

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Marco enjoys more golf glory

Teenage golf talent Marco Penge continues to make progress on the nation’s junior competition scene. Back in May, Forest pupil Marco, who plays off a handicap of 3.3, qualified for the final for Nick Faldo Series Final at Loche Erne in September, becoming the youngest qualifier in its history. Last month, 12-year-old Marco won the Dyke Captains Day at the Dyke Golf Club, shooting two under par in a field of 140. He also played in the Reid Trophy (for England Golf Union Under 14s) at Hesketh Golf Club, Southport. This was the first time Marco played in this elite tournament. He finished 25th in a field of 110, but can compete in the event for another two years. And just last week, Marco won the Moortown Masters, a tournament for under 14s across UK, held in association with the Great Britain Golf Society. Played at Moortown Golf Club, Leeds, Marco (pictured above with the trophy) shot a two over par 73 for the win. motor sport

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captain’s bunker boost for heroes What with all that’s happening up at horsham Golf and fitness club, you could forgive them if such matters as charity fundraisers slipped their mind. But that’s not the case at the club, near Hop Oast, where work on a new 18-hole golf course hasn’t interrupted a great season of golf. Last time we visited the club, members were enjoying a MidSummer madness event, trying to negotiate a much-altered course! And on Saturday, September 14th, Captain’s Day was held, raising £640 for Help for Heroes The team event winners were Amber Cockram, Gary Cockram, Mark Benney and Terry Robinson with 144 points.

25+ Handicaps winner was Jack Holmwood (49pts) and nearest the pin was John Taylor. Secretary Chris Purton said: “Congratulations to all who played in Captain’s Day on Saturday. “Between us, £640 was raised taking the grand total to £1,400 for Help for Heroes. “This is a fantastic achievement when you think the main source of income is all the 50p fines from the Captain’s Bunker on the 5th hole!” “I know Ron (Waddell) is extremely proud to be Club Captain and is overwhelmed by the support on the day and over the year.” Horsham Golf & Fitness Club is currently building a new course

Runners-up were Heather Culshaw, Richard Culshaw, Rob Culshaw and Geoff Dale on 136 points, and third were Richard Budd, Josh Budd, Aaron Tingley and Liz Edmonds (134 points) In the individual event, 0-14 Handicaps winner was Alec Cresswell (49pts), and nearest the pin winner was Ian Purton. In the 15-24 Handicaps, the winner was Richard Culshaw with 52pts, with Joan Davies winning nearest the pin.

adjacent to the current nine hole course. The land was bought for a price in the region of £2million and the drawing up of the plans and submitting an application cost an extra £350,000. As well as creating a new course, there are plans to modernise the clubhouse and changing rooms and to build a new function suite at the site of a derelict barn which is located to the right of the current fifth hole.

“the main source of income is the 50p fine from the captain’s bunker!”

Legends driver John Mickel, enjoyed a good weekend’s racing at Pembrey. John took a 2nd place podium for the day’s racing on Saturday and a joint 1st place podium with Stephen Treherne for Sunday’s racing on September 15th. "This is where I hoped to be earlier in the year but when we kept taking the cars back in pieces we were rebuilding them instead of tweaking them" said John. “This is a great result for the team and sponsors and we look forward to more success.”

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Sussex Barn’s hopes dashed

Horsham conquer Park to retain shield The annual Horsham Town Challenge took place on Sunday with four mixed rinks playing on each of the Horsham greens. Despite the fine rain and drizzle, the match was played in great spirit and enjoyed by all. Horsham won at home by 20 shots, with a top rink of Barry Baillie, Christine Thomas, Malcolm Bridgman and skip Frank Vernon (+13). Horsham Park’s top rink away was Pauline Dee, Di Langridge, Frank Heath and skip Harry Smith (+6). In the park, Horsham Park won by 5 shots, with their top rink of Gwen Denman, Paul English, Ian Holmes and skip Peter Topper (+10). Horsham’s top rink away was Lesley Grogan, Doug Locke, Arch Redwood and skip George Cooper (+8). So overall, Horsham BC regained the Town Challenge Shield by 15 shots. Horsham Chairman Mike Power complimented both clubs on their approach to the competition and remarked on the cordiality between both sets of bowlers. In return, Harry Smith, Hor-

sham Park’s Captain, commented on the enjoyable afternoon and was looking to wrest the Shield back next year. A raffle raised over £130 and has been split between the two clubs’ charities, Chase and Eve. On Wednesday, 18th August, Horsham lost out 56-73 to Newdigate. Losing three rinks out of four, Horsham’s Robbie Calder, usually a lead, kept up his unbeaten record as skip with a 2shot win, accompanied by Val Redwood and David Thomas. And on Saturday, there was a narrow defeat for Horsham at home against Hurstpierpoint. A dull, overcast, humid afternoon did not have an adverse effect on the match, even though it started in a fine drizzle. By tea, the sides were evenly matched, but the away team gradually edged ahead and finally won by 4 shots, 7882. Captain for the day and skip Mike Power was pleased with his return to form, leading his triple (Fran Baillie and Alan Fisher) to victory by 14 shots. Colin Watson skipped his team to an honourable draw.

In the latest rounds of fixtures, sadly two 9-0 walkovers were awarded, as both N.A.D.S & the Star failed to turn up for their matches, leaving only 7 games that were actually played. All three games were played in the A Division, leaders Plough Hounds dented Sussex Barn's hopes of a top two finish, with a great 7-2 victory, while second placed BBHVC failed to take advantage of the Barn's demise, when they could only muster up a 5-4 win over King Arms B. But the Railway A's 9-0 tanning of the Tanners Arms puts them right back in with a chance of making the knockout stages. Steyning CC still dominate the B Division, but were made to work hard for their tenth successive win, when the Rising Sun just failed to win, finally going down narrowly 5-4. The Sun's Ron Clarke was on target with a 180. The Anchor surprised second placed Red Lyon by beating them 5-4, but still remain well adrift of the top three. The Bear Inn were awarded one of the 9-0 walkovers. Kings Arms’ Dave Ansell was in great form for the C Division pace setters, hitting a maximum, and then poking out with a 105 finish, to help the Arms derail the Railway Colts 7-2. Storrington Club beat the Shelley Arms in a closely fought contest 5-4, and Storrington were also awarded a 9-0 walkover against the Star, from a game postponed from week 9, meaning these two results propels them up into the top three, and a possible chance of qualifing for the play-offs. Cricket/Stoolball

BBH team clash

This Bank Holiday Monday, Broadbridge Heath Cricket Club are holding a ladies stoolball match from mid-day followed by the men’s T20, both against the Shelley Pub. Everyone is welcome to come and support both teams in the fundraising event, to go towards club funds and the Roller Fund. The Bar will be open all day with BBQ. The men’s match is due to start at 2pm. Youth football

The Horsham Town Challenge required waterproof clothing

Join the pride

Lower Beeding Lions are on the lookout for budding footballers to join their club, particularly in the Under 10s and Under 8s. The Lions are a charter standard junior football club, which has been running for over 10 years, and all our coaches are qualified and CRB checked. The club has age groups from U8 all the way through to U15. Lower Beeding is a small, friendly club and aims to ensure that all younger players get an opportunity to play regular football.

Horsham’s captain gets the game underway (right)

For more information contact Phil Keen (U8’s) on 01403 891377 or 07736 168785 or email phil.keen@amec.com and Luke Aldrich (U10’s) on 07881 502686 or email luke.aldrich@rocc.co.uk

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Sharks bite back to win

Sussex Sharks ended a wonderful Horsham Festival of Cricket by ending Somerset's unbeaten run in dramatic style in a rain-shortened CB40 tie. The Festival saw First Class Cricket coming to Horsham’s Cricketfield Road ground. And after brushing aside Derbyshire in the County Championship match, the 40 over team - The Sharks - overcame Somerset, with a host of household names playing for the visitors. Somerset made a strong start as Marcus Trescothick (67) and Craig Kieswetter (45) added 105 for the first wicket. Peter Trego hit 50, and though wickets fell regularly, Somerset posted a challenging 216-7 off 20 overs. Ed Joyce (35) and Michael Yardy (66 no) scored equally quickly, and when rain returned, Sussex won by 17 runs on the DuckworthLewis method. Luke Wright (16) holed out early but Joyce and Murray Goodwin (13) kept up the pressure. However, when Murali Kartik (2-22) removed them both in his first over Sussex's position suddenly looked perilous. Chris Nash, a Horsham regular who scored 156 runs against Derbyshire, was disappointed to be out for just 8 runs, as Somerset looked to be on top. With the rain steadily worsening, Sussex skipper Yardy reversed his side's fortunes, striking his runs off just 30 balls. Together with Joe Gatting (25 no), he added 91 in seven overs to take the holders back ahead of the D/L score before the umpires decided the rain was too heavy for further play.

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Many thanks to all of the clubs that have submitted reports. We do our best to publish all reports sent to us, and welcome words and pictures from all sports clubs in the district. So keep them coming - and if you think there is a match/sports event we should be at then do get in touch. Don’t forget pics taken by The Resident are available as Jpegs free or charge. Please send reports and picture requests to ben@the-resident.co.uk

Tom Norris bats for Trinity and (right) Jack Gold takes another wicket

(All pictures by Clare Turnbull for The Resident)

Gold Fingers David Gold was the hero for Horsham Trinity in a thrilling Horsham Junior Festival of Cricket Under-16 Shield final at Eastergate on Sunday. Needing just a single boundary for the final wicket, Scaynes Hill were denied by Gold, and lost by just 4 runs. Disrupted by the wet weather it was difficult for both teams to get into any kind of batting or bowling rhythm, but this did not stop them producing a fine competitive encounter. Scaynes Hill’s Joe Gallon (4-30) and Josh Woodfield (5-21) bowled superbly to restrict Horsham Trinity to 120 all out, for whom Max Lee (20) and Joe Smallwood (18) hit quick fire runs. After a fine lunch by generous hosts, Eastergate CC, Trinity took to the field knowing they would have to field and bowl flawlessly to defend such a total. Showing the

commitment and enthusiasm of a team who have all played together since U12, they heaped on the pressure and spearheaded by Marcus Collier, took 3 quick wickets for 17 runs to leave Scaynes Hill reeling. Matt Jackson (34) led a spirited fight back before George Thornton expertly took a skying catch to remove him. Scaynes Hill moved ever closer to the target needing only 13 runs with 4 wickets in hand, but Trinity dug deep and wickets from skipper Tom Norris and Max Lee

proved vital in setting up a nail biting climax. With only a single boundary required, Jack Gold sent the leg stump flying to seal a memorable victory. Trinity coach Dave Wilde summed up the day: “All the parents and coaches of both sides, couldn’t be prouder of the boys for showing such fantastic gutsy team performances.” Earlier in the week Matt Hempstead was part of the Trinity team Trinity had defeated local rivals Pulborough by amassing 210-8 (Joe Wilde 93 runs) and bowling them out for 87. Further victories followed against Steyning (95 all out) inspired by Jack Gold’s 5 wickets for 11 runs and then against West Chiltington (71 all out) before a Friday encounter brought Trinity 196-5 (Ben Chappels 55, Jack Gold 55 and Joe Smallwood 53) and a winHorsham Trinity: Back: Matt Hempstead, Josh Tustin, ning draw against SouthJack Gold, Max Lee, George Thornton, Joe Wilde, Billy water (145-9). Tebb Front: Marcus Collier, Tom Norris, Joe Smallleft: Joe Smallwood wood, Ben Chappels Absent: Tom Davey

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Chris Nash and Ed Joyce celebrate as Joyce notches up a century on the opening day against Derbyshire

Yasir Arafat claims the wicket of Mark Footitt

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Sussex wicketkeeper Andy Hodd goes to great lengths to deny Derbyshire runs

Hood catches a Collymore ball

Chris Nash celebrates his century

The Horsham Festival of Cricket was one to cherish for fans and Sussex cricketers. It wasn’t exactly Strawberries and Cream weather, but there was some Champagne cricket from Sussex, particularly with the bat. Sussex, chasing a quick return to Division One after relegation last year, destroyed lowly Derbyshire. They didn’t even need the Saturday as they won by an innings-and-109-runs. Adding to his three first-innings wickets, Monty Panesar took 4-67 as Derbyshire were dismissed for 225 on a drizzly Friday. Corey Collymore, who impressed in the first innings, took 4-50, with only captain Greg Smith (49) causing the home side’s bowlers any problems before Monty Panesar claimed the wicket. Resuming on 27-

2, the visitors lost Wayne Madsen first for 23 to a

sharp catch at short leg by Ben Brown off Collymore. Luke Wright took a wicket in his first ball of the day, as Wes Durston was trapped lbw for 33. Dan Redfern was caught at slip for 19 on the stroke of the interval and Robin Peterson fell to Collymore soon after the break. Panesar and Arafat dealt with the tail to leave Sussex 20 points ahead of Glamorgan at the top of the division and 37 points clear of third placed team Glouces-

tershire. The real treat for the fans was on the Thursday, when Sussex cruised into an unassailable lead thanks to some superb strokes from no less than four batsmen. Local lad Chris Nash was among the star performers, scoring 156 from 174 balls, and notching up 294 for the first wicket, with Ed Joyce scoring 164. On what was clearly a great batting surface, Horsham’s cricket fans were treated to a wonderful demonstration of batting. Ben Brown, coming in for the dismissed Nash, hit 112 before Murray Goodwin reached his century too, to the appreciation of the crowd. After two days, Derbyshire might as well have packed up and gone home. Sussex declared at 576-4, a lead of 334. They never looked like forcing Sussex to bat again, having scored just 242 in the first innings.

Stefan Jones is stumped following a Monty Panesar delivery

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