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One of the country’s most controversial circus acts returns to the area in a fortnight’s time. Chances are you’ll have already decided where you stand on the Great British Circus by the photograph above and on page three. You may well be of the opinion that exploiting animals such as tigers, lions and elephants in the name of entertainment is wrong. You may not feel quite so strongly about it as the animal rights activists who push for such circuses to be banned, and you might think that large gatherings of protestors at the entrance to the circus drives people away but for the wrong reasons - families can feel intimidated by their presence. Or you’ll be of the opinion that, ultimately, there’s not much wrong with it, and that what the circus offers is little different to what you would see at the zoo. The circus rolls into the West Sussex Showground in Dial Post on 8th June. Those involved

won’t care too much for the protestors and the placards that will undoubtedly greet them, but they’ll know that it certainly hits business. The Great British Circus is one of the very few that still uses animals for its acts, which is why it always makes headlines at every stop - though not always the headlines it would like. Keen to make up our own minds when the circus last visited Dial Post last year, The Resident popped along to the show. While the performers were clearly skilled and experienced, many in the half-filled arena were clearly a little uncomfortable, as though by just being there they were advocating the use of animals at the circus. The children though, who don’t need to concern themselves with moral dilemmas, did enjoy the show. The circus stars Sophie Coles as Ringmistress. Sophie was born into the circus and has been working in the Big Top all her life.

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Great British Circus due to arrive soon Continued from Page 1... She first appeared in the circus ring at the age o f eleven a n d p e r formed h e r f i r s t aerial act at the age of just

thirteen before going on to perform sword and dagger balancing and rolling globes. Martin Lacey is the lion and tiger trainer. “A day without animals is a day without sunshine,” says Martin, who breeds his own lions, tigers, camels, zebra and reindeer. A spokesman for the circus said that the care they provide is better than in a zoo, that the animals live far longer than they do in the wild, and that the tigers have been born and bred in the circus. They said: “All of our animals are bred in the circus. Our lions and tiger are tenth generation, and live until they are about 20. To see even an 11-year-old tiger in the wild is rare. “That’s down to their diet, the veterinary care

we provide and the regular exercise we give them. “The circus care is actually better than a zoo. They have large enclosures at zoos but our animals live longer because we exercise them three times a day, during rehearsals and then show times.” “Some people don’t like what we do; some people don’t like horse racing, but we do believe that the people who do like it should have the freedom to visit the circus and don’t need their minds made up for them by protesters.” For more details (and if you wish a half price voucher offer) see the website at www.greatbritishcircus.co.uk

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Have a Ball On Saturday 5th June Horsham Junior Baseball Club (HJBC) will launch their 2010 season with a fun packed day for all the family to enjoy. HJBC will be launching their 5th year in style with an exciting day of activities and games at their home ground, The Ben Vodden Field, Ingfield Manor in Billingshurst The day will commence at 9.30am with an opening ceremony in true American style with the introduction of the children in the various leagues dressed in full uniform. Following this the games will begin and continue with various teams playing throughout the day. The club is even holding a Home Run Derby and an adult softball game for those that wish to participate in the afternoon.

There’s plenty of fun to be had at the Time Out club at local leisure centres during half term week. Activities include a food day on Monday, swimming and trampolining on Tuesday and a special World Cup Day on 4th June, when you can make your own team flag and medal. Call 01403 215263 for details.

Let’s get messy! So what is this Kidz Stuff all about? It’s an event for children, being held in Horsham Park on June 4th - 6th. It used to be held at Leonardslee Gardens, and made headlines around the world last year as it included the biggest custard pie fight ever.

Are there any record attempts this year? Five actually! Visitors on Friday can compete in the Largest Bun Fight, while Saturday sees the Largest Wet Sponge Fight and on Sunday the Largest Gunge Fight. Every day they event is hoping to break the record for the number of people dressed as Story Book Characters, and the fifth is the world’s largest three legged race on the Saturday.

Bun fight? Sounds a bit tame... That’s because Friday is Access for All day. It’s for Children with Special Needs and their friends and families.

Numbers admitted will be limited to ensure that the children have the time and space to fully enjoy all that Kidz Stuff has to offer.

How much is it? Tickets are between £7-£10, with children under 2 free. The best ticket prices can be obtained by getting your tickets in advance from The Capitol before the end of May.

That’s quite expensive... As a ticket price it is, but everything else is free once you are inside, so it’s pretty good as an all round deal. The only extra fees are to enter the world record weekend fights (£3), and food/drink. So what do I get for my tenner then? There are three exciting arena acts each day including Jez Avery’s Motorcycle Stunt Show, which we saw at the South of

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Any celebs? Well if you must know, TV celebrity Dave Benson Phillips will be conducting the daily world record fight attempt with messy stuff. Dame Vera Lynn will be popping along for a chat on the Friday and Anna Williamson (Toonattik and Horsham’s 2010 panto star) will be another visitor.

What should I not miss? If you are going to go, I’m afraid you have to pay out for the sponge/gunge fight. Sign up early too - places are limited for the fights and there was easily 500 who

could have joined in the custard pie fight last year...

Anything else? Yes, get your hands on the entry form for the Horsham window competition. Lots of local firms are taking part in it and you can win a cash prize by spotting the Kidz Stuff items at various shops ad businesses. You should be able to pick up froms at The Capitol or Country Produce in The Carfax. We know that sometimes entries to such competitions are small in number - much like a lot of comps in local newspapers so even by entering you could have a really good chance of winning. And it’s quite fun for kids too.

Kids, kids, kids? What about us grown ups? Oh, yeah, you lot. You’ll probably hate it. You just have to watch 300 kids having an amazing gunge fight and wallow in the misery of getting old. Sorry. www.kidzstuff.org.uk

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Southwater Formula Two racer Jolyon Palmer won both races at the famous Monza circuit in Italy, and now leads the championship after the ‘best weekend of his career’. He gives his thoughts on a memorable few days.. Where does this weekend rank in your career so far? “It is definitely the best weekend of my career so far. It is always nice to get another win under your belt and to do in the way I did in race one was special. “The safety car came out when I already had the race in the bag, so I had it all to do again. I was reasonably confi-

dent of my pace and having Dean Stoneman benefiting from my tow was a real setback, but I was confident that even if he had got past me on the restart that I could have got him back as I had some boosts in reserve. “I managed to keep the lead and take a great win and then I was really confident with my pace for race two. I was steady for the first few laps but I slowly crept away from Will Bratt - I had five boosts remaining for the final five laps, so it was mine to lose.” You seemed to produce two very different qualifying laps during the two sessions, but both secured pole position “In first qualifying it was just good timing to have had Benjamin Bailly ahead of me - I used my head and was able to get a good tow in the latter part of the lap. It worked well but it wasn't that special.

Jolyon in action at Monza, and below left, Jonathan Palmer presents the winner’s trophy to his son “The lap I produced in qualifying two was one of the best I have ever pulled out. I knew as the lap was progressing that it was a good one - it was all or nothing and I was pushing like mad. “I saw that it was under 1:40 seconds and I thought surely noone is going to beat that, so I came in and parked up the car early.

You seemed to adapt to Monza really well considering it was your first visit to the venue? “I had a good feeling before the event to be honest. I had not been there before and there is no other track like it - it is pretty incredible. “It is a very high speed circuit and it is one of the most fun for a driver. It just seemed to suit my

style - I seemed to be quickest at the Lesmos and I found it quite easy to be consistent.”

You're now leading the championship; does this bring any added pressures? “I am just focussed on winning races and getting the best results possible. It's nice to think that I am doing well and that I have a little cushion in the standings but it is still early in the season and anything can happen. “Of course you start to think about the possibility of winning the championship after such a great weekend but it is a long season and I am just treating every race as it comes. Race reports on Page 64

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After a six-year price freeze West Sussex County Council has reviewed the price of onstreet parking. Charges have stayed the same since 2004 but will now be revised in July in line with inflation and rising running and maintenance costs. The move will mean parking will continue to be self-financing and will not have to be funded through council tax. The changes will also help to strike the right balance between on-street and off-street parking. Derek Whittington, West Sussex Cabinet Member for Strategic Planning and Transport, said: “On-street parking is designed for short stays. However if the cost is cheaper than nearby car parks motorists will often choose to park on-street rather than using the car parks. This can lead to congestion. “To make sure there is a sensible balance, the on-street charges need to be the same or more than the cost of nearby car parks.” The changes come into effect in July and relate to all on-street parking, including pay and display, vouchers and resident permits.

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Fly your flags with pride...without fear!

You read these stories (mainly in the Daily Mail!) about the courts and police letting criminals off the hook as our jails are overflowing, but you never expect it to happen right here in Horsham. But sure enough, Sussex Police have revealed that no action will be taken against those unsavoury sorts who: a)Will wear an England shirt during the forthcoming World Cup b)Fly a St George flag from their bedroom window c)Say England players (and ‘shinies’) are worth two regular stickers when swapping Panini World Cup stickers! Of course, it seems a bit daft that Sussex Police would feel the need to point out the rather obvious (we made C up, while we’re on the subject of pointing out the obvious) but due to some ridiculous rumours on social networking sites, it seemed people actually believed you couldn’t visibly support your own nation during the tournament, which starts on June 11th. Chief Superintendent Paul Morrison

said: "We have absolutely no problem with England or indeed supporters of any other country demonstrating their allegiance to their team, whether it be flags, shirts or any other legal and decent means. “All we ask is that drivers should be careful not to distract themselves or other road users and anyone celebrating or commiserating should do so sensibly and within the law. "We won't tolerate offensive or racist imagery or slogans and will deal with offenders. Similarly, we will not put up with anyone whose exuberance degenerates into drunken or anti-social behaviour. "The World Cup is a time for celebration and our main aim is to make this a

safe and trouble free tournament for the thousands of fans across Sussex. “We have asked licensees to work with us to keep people safe by, for example, providing drinks only in plastic or polycarbonate glasses and bringing to our attention any trouble makers. "Sussex is a diverse county and we would not stop any fan from wearing their country's colours or waving their nation's flag in pubs if they so wish to do so. We want all fans to enjoy the festivities." The police will, however, be conducting an extensive campaign to target drink drivers. There’s also expected to be extra police vigilance to combat domestic abuse, after research revealed that there was a 25% increase in cases during the last World Cup in 2006.

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Join Hyacinth Bucket and her dysfunctional family, sisters Rose and Daisy, brother-in-law Onslow, and neighbours Elizabeth and Emmet in Keeping Up Appearances for two nights in a new play by creator Roy Clarke. Gareth Hale stars. At the Capitol, for tickets call 750220

It’s the annual six-a-side football tournament in memory of Bradley Rooke, who died tragically in 2006. The event, organised by Bradley’s friends and family, has grown in each of the last three years and this year 32 teams will compete in a World Cup format at Horsham Rugby Club

Horsham soldier Dan Spencer has been raising money for Help for Heroes with three comrades while serving in Afghanistan, cycling the equivalent distance from Kandahar to Dan’s local the Dog and Bacon. All four will be at the pub tonight to complete their ride!

Mushy Ate My Credit Card, a one man play by Mark Brailsford, is on at the Capitol. Sam’s love of watching cricket leads to a touchingly hilarious personal journey as he follows the fortunes of Sussex Cricket Club in their quest to win their first Championship in 164 years.

Afghanistan - A Soldiers Story. Meet one of our heroes Sergeant Torben Sorensen as he tells how he won the Military Cross. Followed by live music at Broadbridge Heath Leisure Centre, all proceeds from tickets go to Help for Heroes. Tickets are £5 from 01403 211311.

Southwater Football Club hosts its charity cycle ride in aid of St Catherine’s Hospice. Groups of 10 will leave Southwater Sports Club from 11.30am and the route takes in Dragons Green and The Bax Castle, and ends up back at the Sports Club for a BBQ.

Local artist Andy Harding has created an exhibition of his thought provoking collection of acrylic paintings. They are on display at The Capitol until today. The exhibition is an explosion of colourful, detailed artwork with a spiritual meaning, imagery and symbolism

There’s a family fun day at the Holbrook Club this Bank holiday Monday, at 12-4pm. There will be inflatables, BBQ, bar, stalls and other attractions. Entry is £2.50 or £1 for members. All are welcome. For more information visit www.theholbrookclub.co.uk

When Harry Met Sally is on at The Capitol. The play is adapted from the classic romantic comedy films of all time, starring Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan. Playing these iconic parts is Sarah Jayne Dunn, of Hollyoaks fame and ex-Corrie star Rupert Hill. Tickets £18 from 750220

5th Jun

The Kidz Stuff festival looks to be a better package all round this year, and boasts no less than five world record attempts across three days! Sunday will see a huge gunge fight. Dave Benson Phillips will be about too, and it should be a cracking weekend. See www.kidzstuff.org.uk

5th Jun

The midnight walk in aid of St Catherine’s Hospice isn’t on until 19th June, but this is deadline day for entries. Honestly, we were there last year (takings pics - it’s girls only) and it’s a super night for those taking part so don’t miss out. Call 01293 447364 to join up

Kidz Stuff is taking place at the park today, and local music bands will be taking advantage oft eh great PA system with a night of live music, from 6-10pm. Bands include Last Letter Read, Mimi Soya, Raising Maisie, Leaving Casanova and Amy Can Flyy. Tickets from 888005

Southwater Village Hall committee are putting their annual dinner dance at 7pm to mark the village hall's 85 years of service. The entertainment is supplied by Ray Campbell, a pianist, singer and comedian. Tickets are £12 from Wheelwright House, Worthing Road (730263).

Chesworth Rovers FC hosts its annual family fun day today at Holbrook Sports Club, matches kicking off at 11.15am. There will be bouncy castle, ice cream, BBQ, raffle and face painting in addition to all the football fun. For more information visit www.chesworthroversfc.com

Horsham has one of the finest Junior Baseball teams in the country, and that’s now backed up by a men’s team and softball too. They’ve got a great set up and team spirit, as you’ll be able to see at the club’s fun day and tournament today at Ingfield Manor School fields, Five Oaks

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Hey y’all, time to put the pants and sneakers on, grab some candy, jump in the Buick and head on down to Broadbridge Heath leisure centre for some Gridiron! It’s the first game at their new ground for Sussex Thunder, and I bet they’re in no way tired of our lazy Americanisms. Word!

Derek Acorah, the UK’s No.1 Spirit Medium. The star of Living TV’s ‘Paranormal Egypt’,’ Ghost Towns’, and ‘Most Haunted’, brings his hugely entertaining evening of psychic abilities to Horsham’s capitol. Tickets £17.50 from 01403 750220. It’s a whole new world!

Progressive rock covers band Epsilon, return to The Holbrook Club, North Heath Lane, Horsham, on Friday 11th June to perform an evening of music by Pink Floyd, Genesis and Yes. Also expect some Focus, Marillion and Moody Blues. Entry is £3. More info at www.myspace.com/epsilonuk

Wabi, the new Japanese restaurant in East Street, Horsham, is opened officially to the public today. There’s been heavy investment in the project - including a huge jellyfish tank - and we’re expecting great things of the food too. Best bit is the room for large groups upstairs!

Horsham’s most talented artists will be exhibiting work during Horsham Artists' Open Studios events on 19th, 20th, 26th and 27th June. You can enjoy the work of the best artists and makers in the area as they open their homes, studios and gardens. www.horshamopenstudios.co.uk

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Replace the question mark with a letter so that the letters within each circle can be re-arranged to form words with a common theme. What are the three words, and the letter represented by the question mark?

Crossword

Each number in the grid represents a different letter of the alphabet and every letter of the alphabet is used. Use the given letter(s) to the right of the main grid to start you off.

Across 1. Fearful (8) 5. Not new (4) 9. Close (4) 10. Anguish (8) 11. Deluge (5) 12. Ooze (7) 13. Declaration (13) 18. Hold back (8) 19. Near (4) 20. Broad-brimmed hat (7) 21. Hooter (5) 22. Ogle (4) 23. Estrange (8)

Down 2. Respirator (7) 3. Obsolete (7) 4. Accidental (13) 6. Spot (7) 7. Slope (7) 8. Conflict (6) 13. Scrutiny (7) 14. Indecent (7) 15. Attack (6) 16. Brief notice (7) 17. Omission (7)

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Across: 1 Direct; 4 Elicit; 9 Recrudescence; 10 Eclipse; 11 Fleet; 12 Hitch; 14 Trite; 18 Array; 19 Radiate; 21 Confederation; 22 Please; 23 Dainty. Down: 1 Darken; 2 Recalcitrance; 3 Clump; 5 Lucifer; 6 Concentration; 7 Twenty; 8 Rebel; 13 Coyness; 15 Madcap; 16 Greed; 17 Meanly; 20 Drama.

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Returning soldier hosts Heroes event You’ve got to feel a bit for Dan Spencer... As if serving our country in Afghanistan wasn’t enough, Dan along with three comrades - decided to raise money for Help for Heroes by riding 5,700 kilometres on an exercise bike in between duties. The idea was that all four would be at the Dog and Bacon pub in Horsham on Saturday night to complete the final few kilometres during a fun day. But in the past few days his three fellow servicemen - Tony Lane, Jay Marrs and Jock Hawkins - have all been called up for further duties, so poor old Dan needs a big effort to finish the mission on his own. He has also discovered that many of his close friends have already committed to play in the Bradley Rooke Memorial Tournament on the same day (see events page). So if you are playing in that, do head down to the pub as soon as you’re knocked out! It’ll be worth it, as Dan’s gone to no small amount of trouble to organise a raffle, auction and entertainment for the night. Dan said: “We started cycling 48kms a day on the 1st February and then were deployed to Afghanistan on a two month tour where we had to keep up the routine despite working each day, as you would expect to. “The total distance we are covering is a little over 5700kms, which is the distance from our base in Afghanistan to the Dog and Bacon Pub in Horsham. “I've been involved with events for Help for Heroes for the last three years. This is obviously a charity close to my heart, as is the 'Afghan He-

roes' charity. “The event starts at midday with me finishing the last leg of the cycle in the pub on an exercise bike but there will also be games for the kids, a car wash, ice cream van, BBQ and many more family orientated bits throughout the day. “In the evening we have charity head shaving, an auction and raffle and a comedy night with four local comedy acts.” The Newsagent Provocateur John O'Sullivan will be hosting the comedy. Items being auctioned include a signed picture supplied by McLaren F1 of Jenson Button and Lewis Hamilton on the grid at the Chinese Grand Prix, a flight for up to three people in Mr Vallance of Charlwood Air Museum's private aircraft, and a day’s tree surgery. Raffle items include meal vouchers from Cote and Strada of east Street, Horsham, Top Gear merchandise, a £125 voucher Specsavers and loads more. The fun starts at midday, with a BBQ in the mid-afternoon and the charity head shave, auction and raffle will take place later in t h e evening.

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Toonattik star is panto fanatic Well that doesn’t look very boyish. Oh well, eh lads, it’ll have to do! Anna Williamson, star of Saturday morning children’s TV show Toonattik, popped in to Horsham last week to try out her costume for the Capitol Theatre’s Christmas panto. Anna will be playing the title role in Aladdin, which will again be written by the theatre’s general manager Michael Gattrell, who was responsible for the hugely successful production of Cinderella last time around. Michael has started preparing the script, and he and Anna popped around to The Resident’s cosy offices for a quick chat about Aladdin. We just about managed to get a word in edgeways as Anna, every bit as lively and infectious off screen as on it, didn’t need any prompting to express her love of panto! She said: “I don’t think you can do it if you don’t love it. I’m really quite passionate about panto. “It really is a difficult skill - it’s an art form really. People have tended to scoff at panto but I think that trend is changing. “I have always thought it was creditable. I first experienced it as a child and got the bug to be on the stage, and I still thank my lucky stars I’m doing it. “It’s one of our long standing traditions in this country and every year it’s nice to see new audiences coming in and enjoying it. I just love it more and more every year - I loved the first one I did and didn’t think I could top that but they always get better.” As you would expect after last year’s record breaking run, the script is likely to bear some resemblance to Cinderella in that it will

actively involve the audience in proceedings. But we may have to allow Anna a couple of missed lines - this is after all her fifth Aladdin and confusion can set in! “There have been times when I have slipped into a previous year’s script!” says Anna. “You suddenly think, ‘that’s the wrong c u e ’ a n d have to g e t back o n

track!” They’ll be some old favourites returning for the panto as well as some surprises (let’s see how they conjure up a flying carpet!) so join Aladdin, Wishee Washee, Widow Twankey and the beautiful Princess on the magic carpet ride of a lifetime. Aladdin will be a glittering pantomime - the perfect traditional pantomime for all the family. Tickets cost £16, concessions £14.25 (family and group discounts avaliable via the box office 01403 750220)

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The youngsters at the Horsham Hospital fete didn’t think a great deal of John Bird’s political satire, but at least they had a giant pink slide to play on! The TV and renowned satirist was the star of the summer fete on Saturday. He entertained the crowd with quips about the new Coalition Government and also found warm words of praise for the many volunteers who raise money for the hospital and help support services there. During the afternoon Mr

Bird also unveiled a display of historic photographs which have been reframed and are now on permanent show in the tea bar area along with a plaque marking the 50th anniversary of The League of Friends. They cover key points in the history of the hospital including the Cottage Hospital built in 1892, the first record book, building of the second hospital in 1923 and the centenary in 1992. The pictures, many of which are more than 80 years old, have been re-framed by The League of Friends. Continued on Page 15...

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Hospital holds Summer Fete

Continued from Page 14... On one of the warmest days of the year, the fete attracted big crowds who enjoyed 25 stalls, fairground rides and a magic show for children by Tony the Magician, the chance to win £400 in the grand draw and refreshments to the

keyboard of Ken Harvey. Music was provided by organist Ken Harvey and Andrew Leach with his delightful 80 year-old fairground organ and a free magic show by Tony The Magician. It is expected that £5,500 will have been raised, money which will be spent on future hospital projects.

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From left to right, Opera night at the festival, poet Laureate Carol Ann Duffy, and River Deep and Downland High on 13th June

Village fest is rebjorn Last year’s Steyning Festival proved to be a great success for the 2,000 people who experienced its fantastic and inspired mix of theatre, film, dance, literary talks, poetry, music, art and festival walks. This year’s festival, the fourth, will be even better. The festival is aimed at all ages and this year’s theme is ‘Uniting Generations’. As well as uniting discerning audiences from the whole of Sussex, this festival attracts professional artists and amateurs alike, including big names like the poet Laureate Carol Ann Duffy performing The Princess Blankets. Alongside this literary event will be the crime writer’s panel evening ‘A Twist in the Tale’ (1st June) featuring Peter James talking about his latest

brilliant novel ‘Dead Like You’, plus best selling authors Sophie Hannah talking about her psychological thriller ‘A Room Swept White’ and RJ Ellory talking about his latest success ‘The Anniversary Man’. If theatre is more your interest, then you will be delighted by ‘What Would Helen Mirren Do?’ (1st-2nd June), a onewoman comedy show by Josie Melia, starring Anita Parry, about a woman needing a role model. One of the many musical highlights is ‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Opera’ (13th June), an evening of opera performed by six professional singers who have performed at Glyndebourne and the Royal Opera House. For more popular entertainment there is the Festival’s

opening night concert with ‘Bjorn Again – The Music of ABBA’ set in the wonderful grounds of Wiston Estate (29th May). Yet another highlight will be ‘Steyning’s Got Talent’ (5th June) - comedian and compere, Simon Sands, will host the Grand Final of this most popular show featuring guest star, Keith the Thief, finest pickpocket in Britain. Heats will take place on 5th June. To register email jacque.g@btinternet.com or call 07795 186299. Finally, the Festival would not be complete without a tour around the historic and beautiful Steyning Village. For tickets visit Steyning Bookshop, 106 High Street, Steyning or phone 01903 812062.

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We’re no book buffs at The Resident - it was no coincidence that all those on the editor’s ‘books I’ve read list’ in his GCSE year were also Hollywood films... But even we can see that the organisers of the Steyning Festival have put together a fine programme of 22 authors at various events round the town during the Festival. This kicks off on 31st May at the Country Fair in the bookshop Garden Marquee with puppet shows, crafts and readings by children’s book author and illustrator Gillian McClure, followed on 1st June by a fascinating evening at the Steyning Grammar School Theatre when three bestselling crime writers Peter James, Sophie Hannah and RJ Ellory discuss their work with Chris Taylor of New Writing South. On 5th June in the afternoon, there will be a teatime treat when Bethan Roberts talks about her writing. Then on Sunday at 7.30pm at the Steyning Centre Dickens enthusiasts will get a unique opportunity to hear two eminent Dickens experts in conversation when theatre director and actor Patrick Garland interviews Michal Slater, ex-president of the Dickens Society. Once again there will

be a wonderful array of children’s authors, with poet and artist Janina Karpinska running an unusual button collage craft session on 2nd June and Nick Sharratt returning to lead a fun-filled workshop on 5th June, also in the bookshop Garden Marquee. On 8th June Steyning will be hosting award-winning writers Gillian Cross, author of the perennially popular Demon Headmaster books, who has just written a marvellous new book for older children ‘Where I Belong’, and Paul Dowswell, author of many exciting fiction and non-fiction historical books , whose nail-bitingly tense and chilling story of a Polish orphan in World War Two has been shortlisted for the Independent Booksellers’ Book of the Year. The programme now includes a surprise visit from Julia Donaldson, best-selling author of ‘The G r u f f a l o ’, who will be at the

Bookshop Marquee at 4pm on 9th June. On 10th popular writers Sophie McKenzie, winner of the Richard and Judy children’s book prize for her children’s thriller Girl Missing, and Dinah Capparucci , author of the wacky Aliens Don’t Eat Dog Food will spend the day in schools and visit the bookshop marquee. Then on Sunday afternoon Lucy Jago will be at the Bookshop Marquee talking about her children’s historical novel, Montecute House. Cookery writer Prue Leith who will be at the library on Saturday 12th June to talk about her new career as a novelist, and Barbara Trapido is at the Steyning Centre on the evening of Wednesday 9th June to talk about her latest fiction in hardback ‘Sex and Stravinsky’. Finally, the Festival is extremely privileged to be able to welcome the Poet Laureate Carol Ann Duffy on Monday 14th June at the Steyning Centre at 6.30pm. Programmes are available to download at www.steyningfestival.co.uk For tickets to any event drop into Steyning Bookshop, 106 High Street, Steyning or phone 01903 812062.

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Armless man’s fight A man famous for driving a lorry despite having no hands is suing his local police force for the right to drive legally. He Yuelin, 49, of Lijiang, Yunnan province, lost his hands as a nine-year-old when playing with a discarded bomb, reports New Law Daily. He has been driving lorries since 1984 - and has appeared on television for his driving

skills - but has never been able to get a license. "Over the years I've had so many fine tickets that I can't even count them all," he said.

A German postman has married his cat after being told by the vet that the ill feline would not live much longer. Uwe Mitzscherlich, a 39-yearold from Dresden, even dressed up Cecilia in white for the big day, reports Metro.co.uk. An actress had to perform registrar duties after gobsmacked officials refused to carry out the

ceremony Mitzscherlich bought the fiveyear-old Cecilia in 2000 and claims it was love at first sight.

A US reporter made the ultimate Freudian slip when she announced that Tiger Woods had to withdraw from a golf tournament because of his "bulging d***". Win McMurray made the mistake as she tried to explain why Woods had pulled out of the Players Championship in Florida The golfer had blamed a "bulging disk" in his neck, but

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School governors have sacked a philosophy teacher from his job after discovering his secret life - as a blood smeared death metal rock singer. By day shaven-headed Thomas Gurrath, 29, discussed ethics with his 14-year-old pupils at his high school in Stuttgart. But by night he calls himself The Bloodbeast and writhes around

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Cyclops-like monster ‘nailed up’ in church Neil Arnold Monsters, ghosts and ghouls correspondent

As a full-time researcher into tales of monsters, I spend a lot of time trawling old newspaper and journal archives, simply in the hope that I’ll come across something unusual. Many old tales of encounters with mysterious beasts are often lost to the modern day, but some, when found, turn out to be very extraordinary and a privilege to bring them to light. The following excerpt isn’t exactly paranormal, but it shows how monsters have always been feared by local communities, and possibly exa g g e ra te d by those w h o

record such an incident. Sussex notes and queries; a quarterly journal of the Sussex Archaeological Society, Volume 14, page 43, 1958 records a strange creature recorded from possibly the seventeenth century. ‘At Birdham, near Chichester in Sussex, about 23 years ago, there was a monster find upon the Com-

mon, having the form and figure of a man in the fore-part…’ But, as Alan W. Bates 2005 work Emblematic Monsters: Unnatural Conceptions and Deformed Births…’ adds, ‘… h a v i n g t w o

arms and two hands, and a human visage, with only one eye in the middle of his forehead; the hinder part was like a lamb. A young man in the neighbourhood was supposed to have generated the monster by bestial copulation and that the rather, because he was afterwards found in the like beastly act with a mare; upon discovery whereof, he fled out of the country. This young monster was nailed up in the church porch of the said parish, and exposed to public view a long time, as a monument of divine judgement’ I would be fascinated to find any further records of this unfortunate creature whether it was proven to be a hoax, or some deformed animal. A ghoulish tale indeed.

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Group receive award from acting legend Sir Michael Caine once said: “First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.” Well not only does that explain Jaws IV: The Revenge, they’re also words that may ring true for all actors, from the Hollywood A-list to local dramatics group performers. And perhaps the members of Horsham based Manor Theatre Group were able to pick up some other handy advice from the great British actor when they met him at an awards night last week. Having entered the Leatherhead Drama Festival for the first time ever, Manor Theatre Group were the proud recipients of the 2010 Richard Houghton Award for “outstanding contribution to the Festival”. The award was presented to them by the Patron of the Festival, Sir Michael Caine. Manor’s entry was PVT. WARS by James McClure, a play which ob-

(Pic: http://www.andynewboldphotography.com/) serves three G.I.s as they while away their time in a room of an Army hospital, recovering from Vietnam injuries. Gately, a ‘hillbilly’, fiddles compulsively with a radio. Silvio, a streetwise, big-city type, is addicted to ‘flashing’ nurses. Meanwhile, Natwick, a prissy ‘rich kid’

from Long Island, writes letters to his mother. The play blends a meaningful mosaic as the three tease, torment, entertain, exasperate and, on occasion, solace each other - maintaining throughout a hilarity that belies their deep concern about the uncertainties of the civilian world

to which they will soon be returning. Director Dennis Manning took the role of Pvt. Natwick alongside Darren Worsfold (Pvt. Gately) and Luigi Paiano (Pvt. Silvio). Production manager Robin Christian ensured everything ran smoothly and technicians John Oade (sound) and Craig Bunce (lighting) created the superb ambience of the well-rounded piece. Manor Theatre Group has been providing a wide range of entertainment in the Horsham area for the past 30 years and has always strived to provide top quality professional performances. To receive an award for its debut entry at the Leatherhead Festival was a great achievement and the group hopes that this award will encourage future support from the Horsham residents they strive to entertain. For more information visit www.manortheatrehorsham.com

Katerina’s display

Horsham based photographer, Andrew Bennett is exhibiting limited edition framed prints and canvasses from his fine art collection in the Gallery at Katerina’s in Horsham’s Carfax. The exhibition which opened last weekend features landscapes and natural form abstracts, and is open to the public. Speaking about the exhibition Bennett said: “I like to explore a subject through my photographs, so there is a natural symmetry and fluidity to the work I am exhibiting at Katerina’s. The jewellery sold in Katerina’s is individual and that’s what I am looking for in my work.” The exhibition runs until the end of June. More at www.talloaksphotography.com

Beautiful Kitchens PD Kitchens is the biggest kitchen showroom in the Horsham area. Whatever your needs we will have a kitchen that will suit your taste and budget. Having installed over 2500 kitchens in the area our designers know how to make the most effective use of the area that you have. If you require anything unique - any size, colour or shape - we have our own workshop where our craftsmen can tailor elements to your needs, making use of even the most awkward space.

Half-price fitting For a limited period we are offering half price fitting on all kitchens. Ask in showroom for details.

pdkitchens PD Kitchens, Unit 2 Oakhurst Business Park, Wilberforce Way, Southwater RH13 9RT Tel: 01403 732259 www.pdkitchens.co.uk

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Hawks trials

Another Coalition!

Horsham Hawks are setting up a new under 14s squad to play in the Sussex Youth Basketball League. If you are in Years 8 or 9 in September you can pop along to the Horsham Hawks trials on Saturdays, 29th May, 5th and 11th June in the sports hall at the Forest School, 3-4.30pm. Boys and girls welcome. More details http://horshamhawksintheteam.com

BattleQuest Games is holding a special Games Workshop Warhammer Gaming Week for half term at their shop in Queen Street, Horsham. For those who have never played before, this is the perfect opportunity to try out Warhammer – or if you are already a keen player, bring your Armies along to play with friends. BattleQuest Games are also giving 10% OFF on all Games Workshop products as it is the ‘Game of The Week’ special offer. For more info call 01403 242003

In it together: Sally Gandon, Nigel Winter, Sue Petritz, Peter Alison and Sue Jago What’s going on? First our political parties decide they’re betting off working together, and now the lawyers are at it! Eight different firms based in Horsham, Crawley and other West Sussex towns have formed a Collaborative Law firm, with the aim of working together to take much of the pain out of family proceedings, such as divorce. The purpose of the Collaborative

process is to reach solutions together with the use of joint meetings between the parties and their solicitors., hopefully without the need of the going to court. It’s as though the solicitors have finally realised what the rest of us have known for years - that there must be an easier way! Collaborative Law is a relatively new way of dealing with legal issues involving divorce and related dis-

putes without the need to go to court. You set the agenda so that you talk about the things that matter most to you and your family. You also set the pace because you are not governed by the demands of the court . Member Nigel Winter of Rawlinson Butler said: “Collaborative Law is not an easy or soft option and both parties must have a genuine desire to make it work. “There must be a willingness to disclose fully and honestly information about all assets. An agreement will be signed at the outset that you will reach a solution without asking the court to intervene. “There will be a time, maybe in 20 years, when we all look back in disbelief at the way we used to do divorces.” Under Collaborative Law, Resolution lawyers are committed to a non-confrontation approach to divorce, and encourage couples to seek shared solutions and to reach agreement. In a statement on the website, the lawyers state: ‘The traditional way of dealing with the break-

down of the relationship remains one of ‘us and them’. You instruct your solicitor who fires off a letter to your spouse, and they rush off to their lawyer and the paperwork starts flying back and forward and the legal bills mount up. ‘Both you and your spouse may become entrenched in positions where you really do not want to be. ‘There is also a danger that you feel excluded from the decisionmaking process, but you have every right to expect that your voice should be heard, and acknowledged, and that you are there, at the centre of everything.’ Members of the Collaborative are Peter Alison, Smith Gadd and Co, Horsham; Yvonne Cordwell, Stevens Son And Pope, Burgess Hill; Sally Gandon, Horley, Susan Jago, stevensdrake, Crawley; Sarah Jenkins, Horley; Sue Petritz, Horsham; Nigel Smith, Smith Gadd and Co, Horsham; Nigel Winter, Rawlinson Butler, Horsham For more details visit the website at www.westsussexcollaborativelaw.co.uk

Forest and Millais join forces too...

Forest & Millais Schools have joined forces to present a production of Billy Elliott at the Capitol, Horsham, on 30th June - 1st July. Tickets cost £11 (children £9, matinee £7, children £5) from 750220

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When Harry Met Sally is the delightful romantic comedy, adapted from the film starring Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan, about how two friends became lovers across a decade in New York. Playing these iconic parts is Sarah Jane Dunn, best known for playing Mandy Richardson in Hollyoaks and rupert Hill Coronation Street’s ex-local lothario Jamie Baldwin.

Much loved characters Little Nutbrown Hare and Big Nutbrown Hare leap off the page and onto the stage! Hop along to The Capitol and join in the fun as this endearing pair take you on a magical journey through spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Featuring a soundtrack from jazz sensation Jamie Cullum and his brother Ben, When Harry Met Sally is the ultimate in feel-good theatre! Thursday 3 - Saturday 5 June 8pm £18, concessions £16

For children aged 3 and above monday 7 & Tuesday 8 June 2pm & 4.30pm £12, children £9.50

Cinema Programme Friday 28 - Thursday 3 June Sex and The CiTy 2 (15) Daily 2pm, 5.15pm, 8.15pm

PrinCe of PerSia: The SandS of Time (12a) diGiTaL Daily 1.45pm, 5.30pm & 8pm

furry VenGeanCe (PG) diGiTaL Sat 11am Mon 1.15pm, 3.15pm, 5.45pm Tue & Wed 11am, 1.15pm, 3.15pm, 5.45pm Thu 11am

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Now showing on the Big Screen

news Sex & The City 2

Prince of Persia

One for the lads! Or not. The continuing story of Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha as they struggle to manage their love lives, friendships and careers in New York. Starring: Sarah Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon (28th May -17th Jun)

Set in 9th Century medieval Persia, this action-packed fantasy adventure follows a rogue prince as he reluctantly teams up with a mysterious princess. Starring:Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Alfred Molina, Ben Kingsley (- 3rd Jun )

Soap stars in classic comedy It’s difficult to remember anything except for that one scene. But nonetheless, When Harry Met Sally has become on the greatest comedy romances of all time. From next Thursday (3rd June), the Capitol hosts a new play adapted from the film, starring Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan. Playing these iconic parts is Sarah Jayne Dunn, best known for playing Mandy Richardson in Hollyoaks and Rupert Hill, Coronation Street’s exlocal lothario Jamie Baldwin. The first time they met they hated each other. The second time they met, he didn’t remember her and she hated him. The third time they met, they became friends and they were friends for a long time. Then they weren’t. Then they fell in love - and it only took twelve years and three months. Featuring a soundtrack from jazz sensation Jamie Cullum and his brother Ben, When Harry Met Sally is the ultimate in feel-good theatre! The Sunday Times says ‘Yes! Yes! Yes… An old favourite touched with the magic of live performances’ and that’s good enough for us. When Harry Met Sally is at the Capitol from Thursday, 3rd June to Saturday, 5th June. Tickets are £18 from the box office on 01403 750220.

Also coming up at the Capitol is California Dreaming, which combines the ex t ra o rd inary talents of gui-

tarists/singers James Graydon and James Nisbet. Together with their formidable rhythm section, they present an intimate evening of the American songbook from the golden era of the 1960’s/70’s. The band features world class musicians who, between them, have recorded and toured with some of the biggest names in popular music: Eric Clapton, David Bowie, Van Morrison, Rod Stewart and Brian Ferry to name but a few..... For those of you who have en-

joyed the music of artists such as James Taylor, Neil Young and Steely Dan, then this is very much the night for you. The show recreates an atmosphere of a bygone age, and includes stories behind the songs that defined an era. Since its inception, California Dreaming have set themselves the highest of musical and performance standards. The level of execution and virtuosity displayed during their sets is breathtaking, and needs to be seen to be believed. However, they take great care in never detracting from the essence of the song. California Dreaming is at the Capitol from Thursday, 10th June. Tickets are £17 from 01403 750220.

Children’s classic in stage adaptation The much loved children's book Guess How Much I Love You by Sam McBratney, with illustrations by Anita Jeram, has been adapted for the stage by David Wood. David is the UK's leading writer and director of children's theatre, whose many successes include The Tiger Who Came To Tea, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The G i n g e rb re a d Man, The Witches and Babe The Sheep Pig. Guess How Much I Love You is a publishing phenomenon, having sold more than 22 million copies worldwide, with 2.5 million copies sold in the UK alone. A copy is sold every 23 seconds, and the book has been translated into 37 languages. In this new

stage version, the book’s much loved characters, Little Nutbrown Hare and Big Nutbrown Hare, will take the audience on a magical journey through Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter. Little Nutbrown Hare will be played by Abbey Norman, who is best known for her roles in The Tiger Who Came To Tea, The Gruffalo and The Gruffalo’s Child. Big Nutbrown Hare will be played by Paul Sockett and Lucy by Emily Altneu. Watch this play, live on stage for the first time, on 7th - 8th June, at 2pm & 4.30pm. The show is suitable for ages three and above. For tickets (£12, £9.50 for children) call the Box Office on 01403 750220.

Win Family Tickets

The promoters of How Much I Love You have kindly donated three family tickets to The Resident for readers to win. For your chance to win one, just answer this question: How much does Big Nutbrown love Little Nutbrown? a) To the end of the field and back b) To Blackpool and back c) To the Moon and back Send your answers by email only to ben@the-resident.co.uk by 5pm on Wednesday, June 2nd. The Capitol Theatre will contact winners to arrange which screening they would like to attend

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Joy as time called on Home Information Packs

Market activity on the rise, says Guy Leonard

The latest planning applications from HDC

property Fox & Sons are pleased to offer for sale this well proportioned two double bedroom second floor purpose built apartment situated in a town centre location of Horsham. The property in The Forum, Lower Tanbridge Way, benefits from secure allocated parking, entry phone system, balcony ensuite to the master bedroom. It is offered at £235,000. For more details or to arrange a viewing contact 01403 217417

Open to Offers... So much for it being a buyer’s market... Brock Taylor estate agents received 19 offers for one property after hosting an open house event on Saturday. Brock Taylor believes that the open-house practice of selling properties will be-

come increasingly popular once vendors realise how successful it is. Their recent successful run of sales through this method is proving that the agency is correct to stick with their unique selling technique. They have had a hugely successful run on open house

sales over the last few months, with this weekend topping them all. With three houses for sale using this practice, two on the same street, all have received an excess of offers. One of the properties has so far obtained 19 offers proving that the open house method of selling

offers the freedom people need to connect with a house and see its full potential. The two properties that were for offer on the same street have currently received 11 offers. Peter Maskell, director of Brock Taylor, said: “We are very impressed at the huge

turn out of people who viewed the houses and even more so by the enormous excess of offers that were made. We are proud of the services we offer and will continue to pioneer in successful selling techniques to benefit all our clients.” www.brocktaylor.co.uk

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Guy Leonard & Company are pleased to be appointed as sole agent to market this three bedroom detached family home set in a cul-desac position backing onto woodland in Rudgwick. The property offers kitchen/breakfast room, three double bedrooms, one with an ensuite and a family bathroom. A particular feature of the property is a delightful rear garden, which is laid out in terraces leading down to woodland. Guide price is £425,000 - For further information please contact Guy Leonard & Company on 01403 248222

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Planning Applications

Planning applications submitted to Horsham District Council under the Town and Country Planning Acts and related legislation requiring statutory publicity. Applications registered between 14/05/2010 and 20/05/2010 DC/10/0993 Two storey rear extension, conservatory and conversion of existing garage to granny annexe for dependant relative incorporating a new pitched roof over The Wickets London Road Ashington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3JR DC/10/0967 Erection of a lean-to glazed extension to rear elevation White House Barn Coolham Road Coneyhurst Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9DH

DC/10/0939 Erection of 150 dwellings (comprising 47 x 2-bed, 49 x 3-bed, 38 x 4-bed and 16 x 5-bed) with associated works and landscaping Land South of Groomsland Drive and Gillmans Industrial Estate Marringdean Road Billingshurst West Sussex DC/10/0900 Erection of 4 detached dwellings (2 x 3-bed and 2 x 4-bed) (Land north of th Manor House) - Approval of Reserved Matters The Manor House 2 High Street Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9PH

DC/10/0975 2-storey extension to rear 153 Berrall Way Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9PQ

DC/10/0991 Fell 1 Oak tree 12 Broomfield Drive Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9TJ

DC/10/0956 Single storey rear extension and first floor conversion including dormer windows Kettlesbridge Farm West Chiltington Lane Coneyhurst Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9DN

DC/10/0994 Erection of UPVC conservatory to rear 5 Morris Drive Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9ST

DC/10/0961 Fell 1 Willow tree (T1) Work to Trees in Conservation Area Brookmead Cottage The Street Bramber Steyning West Sussex BN44 3WE

DC/10/0962 Demolition of existing bunalow and outbuildings and construction of new detached 3 x bed bungalow and detached garage Barbeeches Buchan Hill Pease Pottage Crawley West Sussex RH11 9AR DC/10/0943

hedging together with the erection of 1.8 metre high wooden fence at the front of the property to enclose the rear garden 53 Windsor Close Southwater Horsham West Sussex RH13 9XH

First floor extension with balcony and access steps to garden Little Rooklands New Hall Lane Small Dole Henfield West Sussex BN5 9YJ

DC/10/0938 Surgery to a hedge (Work to Trees in Conservation Area) Seven Chimneys Cagefoot Lane Henfield West Sussex BN5 9HD

DC/10/0953 New Volvo Engineering Customer Support Centre consisting of new building providing office, storage and workshop space with an external wash facility and associated external works, drainage and landscaping Unit B Oakhurst Business Park Wilberforce Way Southwater

DC/10/0977 Variation of condition 15 of planning permission DC/07/1182 (replacement scout hut) to allow a phased development to enable the scout troop to continue to meet Scout Hut Craggits Lane Henfield West Sussex BN5 9EE

DC/10/0960 Proposed front porch 14 Manor Close Henfield West Sussex BN5 9LB

DC/10/0990 Replacement signage (Listed Building Consent) Alliance and Leicester Building Society 4 Carfax Horsham West Sussex RH12 1DW DC/10/0971 New shop frontage and enlargement of ground floor restaurant (Full Planning) 43 London Road Horsham West Sussex RH12 1AN

DC/10/0969 Renewal of unimplemented planning permission DC/07/1975 for single storey side/rear extension and new porch with 1st floor extension 22 Oliver Road Horsham West Sussex RH12 1LH DC/10/0915 Change of use from office to residential care home, replace open fire escape with enclosed fire escape and minor elevational alterations Park House Lodge North Street Horsham RH12 1RL

DC/10/0997 Change of use of shop unit (Class A1) to estate agent office (Class A2) (Ground Floor) 8 Sterling Buildings Carfax Horsham West Sussex RH12 1DR DC/10/0972 New shop frontage and enlargement of ground floor restaurant (Listed Building Consent) 43 London Road Horsham West Sussex RH12 1AN

DC/10/0988 Replacement signage (Advertisement Consent) Alliance and Leicester Building Society 4 Carfax Horsham RH12 1DW

DC/10/0992 Replace mobile home with fixed structure log cabin Mobile Home II Fairlands Valewood Lane Barns Green Horsham West Sussex RH13 0QJ

DC/10/0966 2-storey side extension to pro-

DC/10/0963 Erection of outbuilding East Barn Kithurst Farm Kithurst Farm Road Storrington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 4HT

The New Curry Centre in London Road is hoping to expand on the ground floor vide additional living room and bedrooms 2 Hillfield Cottages Fulfords Road Itchingfield Horsham West Sussex RH13 0NR

DC/10/0946 Erection of recycled corrugated iron agricultural Nissen Hut for storage of tractor, farm machinery, farm equipment, hay and animal feeds and crop planting materials and erection of a polytunnel for the growing of a wide variety of organic vegetables Oakleigh Farm Ghyll House Farm Broadwater Lane Copsale West Sussex

DC/10/1001 Renewal of unimplemented planning permission DC/05/1238 to erect a 2-storey side and single storey front extensions Timbers Nuthurst Road Monks Gate Horsham West Sussex RH13 6LG DC/10/0989 Surgery to 2 x Oak trees (T1 and T2) 4 Gorse End Horsham West Sussex RH12 5XW

DC/10/0955 Surgery to 1 Ecalyptus Tree (T1) Medleys Comptons Brow Lane Horsham West Sussex RH13 6BX

DC/10/0958 Surgery to 4 x Oak trees (T1, T2, T3 and T4) Serrin Way Horsham West Sussex

DC/10/0942 Attached garage side extension as replacement of existing carport 84 Heath Way Horsham West Sussex RH12 5XT

DC/10/0941 To widen the existing rear elevation dormer (amendment to previously approved DC/07/2863 remove existing rear conservatory and replace with single storey rear extension, alterations to roof to match in with existing and dormer window to front ex-

tended) 10 Beech Road Horsham West Sussex RH12 4NZ

DC/10/0974 Proposed single storey front extension 57 Ropeland Way Horsham West Sussex RH12 5NY

DC/10/0950 Erection of an external mechanical plant enclosure adjacent to building 42 Novartis Pharmaceuticals Uk Limited Wimblehurst Road Horsham RH12 5AB DC/10/0995 Fell 1 Norway Spruce Tree (T1) 11 Millers Gate Pondtail Close Horsham West Sussex RH12 4AP

DC/10/0957 Variation of condition 2 of planning permission DC/08/1922 (Erection of garage/store) to allow the creation of a first floor in existing garage/store barn loft area for private storage/recreational use Stallhouse Farm Stall House Lane North Heath Pulborough West Sussex RH20 2HR

DC/10/1000 Single-storey side extension Greenways Stane Street Codmore Hill Pulborough West Sussex RH20 1BQ

DC/10/0978 First floor side extension and single storey garden room to rear of existing dwelling 5 Gaskyns Close Rudgwick Horsham West Sussex RH12 3HE

DC/10/0916 Proposed construction of replacement 4-bed dwelling and garage block Millfields Cottage Horsham Road Rowhook Horsham West Sussex RH12 3PZ

DC/10/0891 Erection of 1.8 metre high wooden fence along side of the house boundary with Cedar Drive to replace current 0.09 metre high picket fence and

DC/10/0980 Fell Leyland Cypress hedge (G1) 51 Spierbridge Road Storrington Pulborough RH20 4PG

DC/10/0976 Proposed 2-storey extension (ground floor exists) at side 2 Riverside Storrington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 4NN

DC/10/0885 Surgery to 1 x Oak tree 4 Fox Dell Storrington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 4JY

DC/10/0987 Fell 2 Scots Pine trees (T1 and T2) and surgery to 4 trees (T3, T4, T5 and T6) 12 Palmer Close Storrington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3HN

DC/10/0952 Alteration to rear elevation (Listed Building Consent) Court Mill Mill Road Steyning West Sussex BN44 3LN

DC/10/0525 Change of use of existing stable block and replacement of existing pole barn with new timber building for use as a farm shop with ancillary cutting room/storage and office Footings Gatewick Farm Steyning Bypass Steyning BN44 3SF

DC/10/0948 Single-storey rear extension and loft conversion incorporating dormer windows, addition of front porch 9 Penfold Way Steyning West Sussex BN44 3PG DC/10/0985 Replacement garage 4 Highland Croft Steyning West Sussex BN44 3RF

DC/10/0896 New single garage with hipped roof to front garden Heathside Hillside Walk Storrington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3HL

DC/10/0872 Agricultural steel framed lean to extension Tottington Manor Farm Edburton Road Edburton

Henfield West Sussex BN5 9LJ

DC/10/0970 Single storey rear extension Burchetts Castlegate West Chiltington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 2NJ

DC/10/0944 Surgery to a Leylandii hedge (Conservation Area Consent) Mawkins Mill Road West Chiltington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 2PZ DC/10/0959 Single storey rear extension to existing 2-storey dwelling Park Lodge Harborough Hill West Chiltington Pulborough West Sussex RH20 2PW

DC/10/0890 Ground floor rear extension 1 Balls Green Cottages West Chiltington Lane Coneyhurst Billingshurst West Sussex RH14 9DY

DC/10/0986 Renewal of unimplemented planning permission DC/07/2597 (Demolition of garage, workshop, boiler house and other outbuildings and erection of 2-storey extension and installation of solar panels to roof on rear elevation and erection of replacement detached garage/workshop) Bar Cottage Bar Lane Southwater Horsham West Sussex RH13 9DL

DC/10/0839 Surgery to 2 Ash and 1 Holly trees (Works to Trees in a Conservation Area) 3 The Forge Byfleets Lane Warnham Horsham West Sussex RH12 3UA

DC/10/0965 Fell 1 x Scots Pine (T2) Oakdene Merrywood Lane Thakeham Pulborough West Sussex RH20 3HD

Further details of the applications, including plans, may be inspected at the Council Offices, Park North, North Street, Horsham, during the period of 21 days from 06/11/2009, or can be viewed at www.horsham.gov.uk Any person who wishes to make representations to the Council should do so in writing, stating the reference number, within the stated period, to the Director of Planning, Park House, North Street, Horsham, RH12 1RL. Any correspondence received will be available for public inspection and posted on the Council's website. The Council has introduced a scheme to provide the public with an opportunity to speak at committee meetings when planning applications are being decided. Details of the procedure can be obtained from the Planning Office or by calling 01403 215192.

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A tip: Save, Save, Save! Neil Moore Guy Leonard & Company It’s not just the Camerons and the Browns who are moving home. Lots of other people have decided that it is time for a change. Recent activity in the property market is at levels not seen for several years, and now the election is well and truly out of the way there should be even more decisiveness in the market. Over the past few weeks, while politicians crisscrossed the country, we have been holding an extensive round of face-to-face meetings with our own associated firms throughout the UK. There is no better way to gauge the state of our nation’s property market than

to compare notes with other professionals at the coalface. So here is a report on the market that our new government inherits. It is not a bad picture. Far from it, and many will be pleased that this coalition intends to see off Home Information Packs in the fullness of time. Prices in leading and popular areas close to London and in other large metropolitan areas have surged back to 2007 levels and - in some key locations - have exceeded even these. Most other areas have seen prices rise but not to such a generous extent. First time buyers have not exactly rushed to take advantage of the £250,000 stamp duty holiday set in the last budget, but this is seen as a direct result of there still being some difficulty in agreeing mortgage loans and having to find large deposits. As lenders become more accommodating to borrowers, and more competitive with each other, this situation should improve greatly. The big issue, however, is at the other end of the mar-

ket. Larger homes are coming onto the market in greater numbers. There is clear evidence that most owners of these want to downsize, seeking less but often more contemporary, well-equipped and thermally efficient space. There are many reasons for this – releasing equity for children’s education, helping offspring with mortgage deposits, labour saving, lower day-to-day running costs, lifestyle relocation, provision for pension, etc. But whatever the reason it goes handin-hand with a prevailing concern that the next few years are not going to be so benevolent to those living far beyond their reasonable housing needs. This will put greater pressure on good, middle market homes where prices should respond positively to demand. Larger, older houses away from golden postcodes will still sell, but accurate pricing will be crucial and the days of highly optimistic asking prices in this area may be over for some time to come. It is manageable, top end

houses possessing high specifications and located in the most fashionable of hot spot areas that will really attract the new breed of city bonus spender. So in these turbulent times, both politically and economically, as we all tackle the real fallout of the recession over the coming months, our advice is this. If you are a first time buyer, save, save, save and then buy carefully within your means. If you are a middle market buyer or seller the market is rather rosy for you if you price to sell and buy prudently. If you are a top end seller then get your relocation in first and be fiercely competitive with your price - before many others decide, like you, that downsizing can be both fun and liberating. For information please contact Neil Moore of Guy Leonard & Company of 01903 742354 or visit our website www.guyleonard.co.uk

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property | 5 Sales Lettings Land & New Homes Holiday Lettings Farm & Equestrian Sales & Management

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Mannings Heath £635,000

Dial Post £625,000

A substantial double fronted Edwardian family home, situated in a pleasant sought after location in one of the areas most popular villages.

A modern four bedroom detached family home, with immediate front facing views over a village green and offered for sale in very good decorative order.

• Entrance hall • Cloakroom • Sitting room • Dining room • Conservatory • Breakfast room • Oak kitchen • Utility room • Master bedroom with ensuite shower room • Three further bedrooms • Re-fitted family bathroom • Former coach house with loft above • Front, side and rear gardens • Driveway providing ample parking

• Cloakroom • Sitting room • Study • Family room • Impressive open plan kitchen/ entertaining area • Master suite with dressing area and ensuite shower room • Guest bedroom with ensuite shower room • Two further bedrooms • Family bathroom • Double glazed windows • Wide rear garden • Driveway • Attached garage

Horsham 01403 248222

Horsham £465,000

Horsham £425,000

Rudgwick £425,000

Horsham £349,950

A modern detached family home within the Millais/Heron Way catchment area and with an attractive rear garden adjoining Leechpool Woods. • Hall • Living room • Dining room • Conservatory • Kitchen • Four bedrooms • Re-fitted bathroom • Good size garden • Additional side garden ideal for extension (STPP) • Off road and secure gated parking • Integral garage

An extremely well presented three/four bedroom detached family house situated on the popular west side of Horsham. • Entrance porch • Entrance hall • Cloakroom • Sitting room • Dining room • Kitchen/breakfast room • Three/four bedrooms • Family bathroom • Driveway • Garage • Front and delightful rear garden

A well presented detached home with a large garden backing onto woodland, situated in a cul-de-sac convenient for local amenities. • Entrance hall • Cloakroom • Kitchen/breakfast • Good size sitting/dining room • Principal bedroom with ensuite shower • Two further bedrooms • Family bathroom • Garage • Carport • Additional parking • Attractive garden

A spacious modern mews town house offered for sale in good decorative order with woodland frontage, in a popular cul-desac in north Horsham. • Hall • Cloakroom • Kitchen/breakfast room • Living room • Dining room • Master bedroom with ensuite • Three further bedrooms • Family bathroom • Double glazed windows • Front and rear gardens • Garage

Horsham 01403 248222

Horsham £335,000

Horsham £295,000

Horsham £235,000

Horsham £194,950

A link detached family home at the end of a cul-de-sac in the North Heath Lane area, within walking distance of local shops and Post Office. • Entrance hall • Cloakroom • Kitchen/breakfast room • Living room • Conservatory • Four bedrooms • Family bathroom • Double glazed windows • Front and rear gardens • Garage • Driveway

A character property situated within a short walk from Horsham town centre and main line station, offered for sale in very good decorative order and with no onward chain.

A terraced home situated in a popular cul-de-sac location in North Horsham, offered for sale with no onward chain.

A two bedroom purpose built ground floor maisonette on the popular west side of Horsham, offered for sale in excellent decorative order, with no onward chain.

Horsham 01403 248222

• Entrance hall • Sitting room • Dining room • Kitchen/breakfast room • Three bedrooms • First floor bathroom • Front and rear gardens • Double glazed windows

• Entrance hall • Kitchen • Sitting room • Dining room • Three double bedrooms • Bathroom • Separate WC • Gas fired heating • Front and rear gardens • Garage • Driveway Horsham 01403 248222

• Lounge/diner • Re-fitted kitchen • Two bedrooms • Gas fired radiator heating • Courtyard rear garden • Redecorated and new carpets throughout Horsham 01403 248222

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This property that forms part of a purpose built mews of elegant three storey properties set within the beautiful communal grounds of Warnham Court. The communal grounds extend to approximately 14 acres and are noted as gardens of historical interest.

One Bedroom ground floor Victorian maisonette with its own private rear garden within a 1/4 of a mile from Horsham Town Centre. The property benefits from victorian features, lounge, double bedroom, kitchen and bathroom.

Coolham £120,000

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£235,000

Horsham £146,950

Horsham £225,000

Henfield £249,950

Horsham £234,950

Horsham £169,950

Billingshurst £219,950

One bedroom first floor luxury apartment situated in the Carfax within Horsham town centre. Local shops and amenities are within close proximity along with Horsham Tran station.

Extended three bedroom end of terrace family home situated in the sought after village of Barns Green. An internal viewing is highly recommended to truly appreciate the size and quality of the accommodation on offer.

Three bedroom midterrace house which is located within walking distance from Horsham town centre, the property roughly consists of: entrance hall, lounge/diner, kitchen, downstairs cloakroom, bathroom, along with front and rear gardens plus permit parking.

First floor apartment within a popular modern residential development 1 mile from horsham town centre. The property comprises of a entrance hall, lounge/ diner, separate kitchen, 2 double bedrooms and bathroom plus allocated parking.

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3 bedroom Semidetached family home within the village of Small Dole, the property further benefits from far reaching views and outside a driveway leading to a garage. Extra photographs, available.

2 Double Bedroom staggered terraced home within the popular village of Billingshurst. The house further benefits from being circa two years old and having circa 8 years remaining on the NHBC guarantee.

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Horsham

£199,777

A modern luxury apartment with en-suite situated at the back of the block away from the road.

Warnham

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£159,777

£230,000

Horsham

£235,000

Horsham

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An impressive, upper floor conversion apartment with modern fitted kitchen & shower room within an extensive complex offering numerous communal facilities including swimming pool, gymnasium, social club with snooker tables, tennis courts and much more. Contact Horsham : 01403 264441

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An extended four bedroom semi-detached property located on the popular east side of Horsham town. The property benefits from gas central heating and double glazing throughout.

A three bedroom property benefiting from driveway parking and an enclosed rear garden, situated in the sought after village location of Warnham.

Situated away from the road this family home has a superb garden and the accommodation is presented in a contemporary style with an open plan ground floor layout.

A luxury ground floor apartment with open plan reception space and kitchen.

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Steyning, West Sussex

£479,500

A charming semi-detached Victorian house in a much sought after location near the Church and convenient for the centre of this small, picturesque country town. • Bedrooms : 4 • Receptions : 2 • Bathrooms : 1 Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

Partridge Green, West Sussex

£229,950

A charming older terraced, cottage style property situated in a non estate location just South of the High Street of this popular Village. • Bedrooms : 2 • Receptions : 1 • Bathrooms : 1 Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

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£699,950

An individual detached chalet style house in an elevated position with rural views. Situated above the small country town of Steyning on a slope of the South Downs, in a plot of approximately one and a quarter acres. • Bedrooms : 4 • Receptions : 2 Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

Upper Beeding, West Sussex

£375,000

A detached three bedroom Bungalow situated on an elevated position with a large rear garden and panoramic views across the village and the Downs. • Bedrooms : 3 • Receptions : 1 • Bathrooms : 1 Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

Henfield, West Sussex

£384,950

Tudor Cottage comprises a delightful attached Grade II Listed cottage believed to date from the 16th Century. The cottage has undergone overall renovation and improvement by the current owner, and has a wealth of exposed beams throughout and a magnificent inglenook fireplace in the living room. Contact Steyning : 01903 815806

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Storrington, West Sussex

£625,000

Detached bungalow in a cul-de-sac position. The briefly comprises three bedrooms, ‘L’ shaped sitting room/dining room, conservatory, modern style kitchen, front and rear gardens, off road parking and garage.

Located within a desirable private road and set in a cul de sac location is this three bedroom detached bungalow. Benefitting from a generous plot, the gardens are mature and the property offers a degree of seclusion. There is an ensuite bathroom to the master bedroom and a double garage and gravelled driveway offer parking for a number of vehicles.

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£365,000

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This two bedroom semi-detached bungalow offers flexible accommodation, approximately half a mile from the village centre. There are gardens to the front and rear and the property has been refurbished in 2010 and now features a new kitchen and bathroom. A garage to the rear offers off road parking. Viewing is essential and the property is offered with no chain. Contact Storrington : 01903 745761

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This 3 bedroom first floor apartment is located in the village centre and offers flexible accommodation including a Master Bedroom with study / nursery attached. Benefitting from double glazing and a gas fired central heating system, the property is close to all local amenities and is offered for sale with no chain. Internal viewing is essential to fully appreciate the size of the property. Contact Storrington : 01903 745761

This 4 bedroom family home is set within a cul de sac location in the popular village of Ashington. Being well presented, the accommodation includes a cloakroom, breakfast kitchen, living room, dining room and conservatory. The master bedroom is ensuite and there are delightful gardens to the front and rear. A single garage and driveway offer parking, internal viewing is recommended Contact Storrington : 01903 745761

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t : 01403 275543 w : www.inhousehomes.co.uk e : lettings@inhousehomes.co.uk e : sales@inhousehomes.co.uk Horsham £109,950 (Leasehold)

Broadbridge Heath from £129,995 (Leasehold)

Horsham £138,950 (Leasehold)

Billingshurst £139,950 (Leasehold)

A top floor one bedroom flat situated within close proximity of Horsham town centre. The accommodation briefly comprises : open plan kitchen/ 14’11” living room, bedroom and bathroom. The property also benefits from double glazing, electric storage heating and communal parking.

A well presented one bedroom first floor maisonette built to the ‘Chelsea’ Laing design situated in the popular Village of Broadbridge Heath. The accommodation briefly comprises; private front door with stairs leading to first floor, spacious lounge/diner, kitchen, bedroom and bathroom. The property also benefits from double glazing and allocated parking for one car.

A modern ground floor one bedroom apartment located with good access to Horsham and Crawley. The property briefly comprises; 23’1” open plan kitchen/living room, 12’ double bedroom with built in wardrobe and bathroom. The property has off street communal parking and is offered for sale with no onward chain.

A spacious two bedroom top floor flat located within close proximity to Billingshurst Village centre and train station. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, 14’10 living room, 11’3 kitchen, two double bedrooms and refitted bathroom. The property also benefits from double glazing and gas radiator heating.

Horsham from £160,000 (Leasehold)

Horsham £169,950 (Leasehold)

Horsham £229,950 (Leasehold)

Horsham from £550,000 (Leasehold)

A well presented two bedroom split level maisonette situated in the popular residential area within East Horsham. The accommodation briefly comprises; refitted kitchen, lounge and refitted bathroom. To the second floor are two double bedrooms. The property also benefits from gas warm air heating and allocated parking space. NO ONWARD CHAIN.

A two bedroom top floor purpose built flat located on the popular west side of Horsham. The accommodation briefly comprises; entrance hall, refitted kitchen, 16’6 living room, two bedrooms and refitted bathroom. The property also benefits from gas warm air heating, double glazing and communal parking. An internal viewing is highly recommended.

A well presented modern ground floor two bedroom apartment located within close proximity of Horsham Park, Town Centre & Mainline Station. The accommodation comprises; entrance hall, 16’4” kitchen/breakfast room, 16’3” living room, two bedrooms (master with en-suite shower room) and bathroom. Also benefits from gas radiator heating, double glazing, communal gardens and garage en-bloc.

A well presented five bedroom detached house located in the popular Dutchells Copse area of North Horsham. The accommodation comprises; entrance hall, study, downstairs cloakroom, 13’2” refitted kitchen, utility room, breakfast room\family room, 16’3” living room and separate dining room. To the first floor are five bedrooms, with en-suite facilities to master bedroom and bedroom two.

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Detached Family Home • Four/Five Bedrooms • 24ft Living Room • Refitted Kitchen/Breakfast Room • Enclosed Rear Garden • Off Street Parking • Double Glazing • Viewing Recommended

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Historic home

Fox & Sons offer 90% mortgage Gemma Rice Local mortgage consultant Gemma Rice of estate agent Fox and Sons in Horsham, is delighted to announce the branch is now offering a limited edition, 90% loan to value mortgage range. The new high loan to value product is being offered through Fox and Sons as part of The Connells Group. “This new 90 per cent value mortgage will be welcome news to anyone looking to move this year,” says Gemma. “Whether you are a first-time buyer, or looking to sell up and move, raising a large deposit is a challenge in the current climate, so I am delighted to be able to offer my clients more competitive 90 per cent loans. “This welcome move to offer a more affordable mortgage deal via our national network of mortgage brokers is very encouraging as it shows that lenders are now ready to start extending their lending activity once again, following lobbying by ourselves. “That said, there are limited funds available for this product so I would urge anyone looking to apply to make an appointment with me at the branch as soon as possible and learn of all the details and conditions that apply.”

New Place Manor £1,800,000 Guy Leonard & Co at Pulborough are very pleased to be instructed to offer for sale this historic Grade II * Listed medieval house in london Road, pulborough, for sale at £1,800,000. Probably the oldest property in Pulborough, it was built by Alard de Fleming as a replacement for his ancestral manor which had been destroyed by fire. Queen Elizabeth I visited here on her journey to Cowdray Park. Most of the rooms have the original 13th and 14th Century stone

archways and quoins, as well as exposed beamed ceilings. The Great Hall boasts the widest Tudor fireplace in existence, according to Sussex County Magazine from 1951. This stunning seven bedroom manor house has been carefully restored over recent years and offers a magnificent home with some unique character features. The elevations of stone with stone mullion and leaded light windows under a tiled roof and many original features have been retained

alongside the modern facilities for today’s lifestyle. The accommodation is arranged over three floors and of particular note is the Great Hall with flagstone floor, massive Inglenook fireplace and a vaulted staircase hall with full height mullioned windows and a Minstrel’s Gallery. On the first floor there are four bedroom suites including the Elizabethan room, a galleried bathroom and panelled library. The further three bedrooms are on the second floor.

A high stone arch gateway opens into a walled garden and the stone dovecote incorporates original 16th century mullioned windows. Set in grounds of approx 1.4 acres with a swimming pool, tennis court, outbuildings and garaging for eight cars. A viewing of this property is highly recommended and can be arranged through the Guy Leonard & Co Pulborough office.

For more information contact 01403 217417 or email gemma.rice@sequencehome.co.uk

For further information please phone Guy Leonard & Co on 01798 874033.

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• Modern and spacious top ﬂoor studio apartment • Within a ten minute walk of Horsham station and centre • Large living area with panoramic windows and balcony • Modern ﬁtted kitchen and bathroom • Allocated parking, available unfurnished

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598605 Broadbridge Heath

£600 pcm

• Newly redecorated 1 bedroom semi detached house • Situated in Broadbridge Heath village • Fully ﬁtted kitchen with appliances • Large double bedroom with wardrobes • DG, GCH, and 2 allocated parking spaces

• Newly redecorated 1 bedroom ground floor flat • Situated in a quiet residential area • Modern fitted kitchen with appliances • Double bedroom with built-in wardrobes • Unfurnished - Residents parking

368047 Washington

£650 pcm

87656 Horsham

£695 pcm

522657 Iﬁeld

£750 pcm

• Well presented 2 bedroom terraced house • Situated in a popular residential area • Fitted kitchen with door to rear garden • 2 good size bedrooms and bathroom • Garden and parking for 2 cars

• Unfurnished 2 bedroom end of terrace house • Situated in a popular residential area • Fitted kitchen / breakfast room • Bathroom with shower attachment • Double glazed windows and doors

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453597 Pulborough

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A three bedroom semi detached family house located in the sought after location of Bolnore Village. Property benefits from gas central heating, fully fitted kitchen/dining room, en-suite bathroom, allocated parking space, private rear garden. Offered in a very good decorative order.

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£3,500 pcm

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A unique four bedroom family home with fantastic living space and situated in a rural location. Including guest accommodation and outdoor heated swimming pool. Available for short term let.

A fantastic detached Edwardian house located in the sought after area Muster Green and situated within easy walking distance to Haywards Heath mainline station and town centre.

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£2,950 pcm

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A fantastic large six double bedroom detached Victorian house with attractive gardens measuring approximately 1.5 acres situated Keymer Road, Burgess Hill.

A delightful and spacious five bedroom, three reception room detached modern family home located on a private development in the idyllic village of West Chiltington.

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A fantastic Victorian detached four double bedroom house with four reception rooms, off road parking and garage situated a short walk from Bllingshurst mainline train station.

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New eco-friendly Clio offers range of enhancements

New 98g/km CO2 dCi 86 Renault eco² versions of the Renault Clio, offering 76.3 mpg, are available to order now, priced from £12,690 on-the-road. New versions feature a wealth of technical enhancements to achieve 98g/km, including: aerodynamic aids at the front and rear, revised engine mapping, taller gearing and reduced rolling resistance tyres

motors Vauxhall Astra

VW Golf

Nissan Navara

Ford scoop honours Ford and Vauxhall were the big winners at the 2010 Fleet World Awards held on 18th May at the Royal Automobile Club in London. Fleet World’s judges chose the Focus for the top award because of its reliable and dependable nature at a time of economic uncertainty. "While the rest of the market grappled with the onslaught of recession, the Ford Focus showed why it is the best car in the fleet market by marching on untouched,” said the judges’ chairman, Fleet World editor Steve Moody. “Sales barely dropped from the year before and outstripped any other model by a distance, illustrating that when businesses want a trustworthy, reliable, efficient and attractive fleet car, their first stop is the Ford Focus.” The Ford Transit Connect was named Fleet World’s Best Small Van, and Ford also collected the Innovation Award for its ECOnetic CV range. Van Fleet

World editor John Kendall said: “One of life’s certainties is that fuel prices will continue to rise. Van fleets can rack up large annual mileages and reducing fuel costs is a top priority. “Ford was one of the first van makers to transfer its fuel consumption reducing technologies from car to van with the launch of the Transit and Fiesta van ECOnetic model last year. It’s just what van fleet operators need.” Ford also won the Best MPV title for the Ford S-MAX. Vauxhall’s all new Astra won the highly coveted ‘Best New Car’ Award. Engine efficiency of the all new Astra, set to be the bestselling British-built car in the UK, has improved

by over 13 per cent on the outgoing range, an important consideration for fleet managers. Chairman of Judges Steve Moody said: ‘In a difficult year for the brand, Vauxhall still showed that it knows how to launch products that the fleet market wants to buy. “Build quality in the new Astra is very impressive; it’s spacious, well-specified for business customers and good to drive too. It’s a British-built car that is really starting to find favour quickly in the fleet market.’ Vauxhall Commercial Vehicles was also successful at the Van Fleet Honours, with

Movano claiming the ‘Best New Van’ award. The Peugeot RCZ Sports Coupé was voted ‘Design of the Year’ and the Volkswagen Polo has been named Best Small Car. The Mazda 6 2.2 litre diesel Estate to be named ‘Best Estate Car’ while the Qashqai and Navara took honours for Nissan. Praised for its ground-breaking design and growing popularity, the Qashqai won the Award for Best Crossover. Chairman of the 2010 Fleet World Honours Judges Steve Moody said: “When almost every other manufacturer talks about having a ‘Qashqai rival’, it’s apparent that Nissan’s crossover has defined an entirely new market, selling i n

Peugeot RCZ

Ford S-MAX

strong numbers to fleets and delivering the perfect combination of SUV looks and hatchback running costs.”

Mazda 6

Driving away with the prize in the tough Pickup category, the Navara has also done the business for Nissan.

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03/03 reg - 76,000 miles 1.3 luxury 3dr, a/C

05/55 reg - 55,000 miles 1.6 Dynamique s 3dr, a/C, s/r

05/05 reg - 36,000 miles 1.0 Colour Collection 3dr

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£5,799

volkswagen

£4,999

toyota

n Polo

£4,999

£3,299

£2,499

ford

Citroen

01/51 reg - 71,000 miles 1.6i vtr 3dr

n Yaris

n Clio

n ka

renault

n saxo

05/05 reg - 28,000 miles 1.4 twist 5dr

family car/sports selection

07/07 reg - 46,000 miles 1.6 se sportback auto 5dr

£5,299 £6,299

£5,999

toyota

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05/55 reg - 26,000 miles 2.0tD Xl-7 auto 7 seater 5dr

£9,499

volkswagen

£9,299

05/55 reg - 48,000 miles 2.0 gt tDi 5dr, a/C

n golf

05/05 reg - 60,000 miles 2.0 tDi se estate 5dr

£12,999

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volkswagen

suzuki

01/51 reg - 9,000 miles 2.0 vvti nrg automatic 3dr

n golf

n a4

Peugeot

£4,999

£4,299

ford audi £10,899

06/06 reg - 47,000 miles 2.0 tDi s automatic estate

vitara

n a3

renault

ford

toyota £5,799 £6,499

renault volkswagen

£9,799 07/07 reg - 40,000 miles 1.6 fsi 115 Match 5dr

06/06 reg - 53,000 miles 1.8tDCi lX estate 5dr

n Passat

n grand

£11,499

n golf

n rav4

00/X reg - 79,000 miles 1.9 Convertible 2dr

n focus

06/06 reg - 35,000 miles 2.0 vvt 136 Dynamique 5dr, a/C

n Z3

03/53 reg - 79,000 miles 1.8 t3-X estate 5dr, f/t/s/h

n scenic

£6,499

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scenic

05/55 reg - 47,000 miles 1.6 16v Dynamique 7-seater 5dr

05/05 reg - 45,000 miles 2.0t gti fsi 3dr, high spec

£14,499

audi

07/56 reg - 59,000 miles 2.0tDi 170 sport 5dr

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n Discovery

n a3

land rover

volkswagen

05/55 reg - 42,000 miles 1.6 sW s estate, a/C

02/02 reg - 42,000 miles 2.0 Coupe Cabriolet se 2dr, leather

audi

05/05 reg - 30,000 miles 1.6i 16v Club estate 5dr, a/C

05/05 reg - 33,000 miles 1.6 expression MPv auto, s/h

n avensis

Peugeot

£5,299

vauxhall

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04/04 reg - 78,000 miles 1.6 lX 5dr, a/C

n 307

n astra

n grand

03/03 reg - 79,000 miles 1.8 elegance, a/C, 7 seats, alloys, fsh

n 206

£5,799

£6,799

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£10,999

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n kangoo

n focus

£4,299

vauxhall

n Zafira

£999

vauxhall

n astra

04/54 reg - 46,000 miles 2.7tD v6 hse 7 seater 5dr

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motors

Veyron up at auction

VW Matches up

Volkswagen is adding a new model to the Golf line-up. Using the familiar Match name, the new variant replaces the SE trim. Prices start at £17,730 RRP OTR for the 1.4-litre TSI three-door. The first customer deliveries will start at the end of June.

A new Concept

A Bugatti Veyron, one of the world’s most desirable supercars, will feature in a massive ‘Fast and Furious’ sale of 350 sports cars at BCA Blackbushe near Camberley in Surrey on Saturday 5th June. The cars have been entered for sale by Lex Autolease and Black Horse and represent one of the

most valuable sales of contemporary vehicles ever staged in the UK. Lex Autolease and Black Horse have worked closely in partnership with BCA to bring together a truly exceptional selection of vehicles for this event. The undoubted star of the Fast & Furious sale is the 2006 Bugatti

Veyron EB 16.4 - just 300 Veyrons were produced by the famed French manufacturer. This example is finished in dark blue metallic over silver metallic and has covered just 7,341 kms from when it was registered in 2006. The sale also features a 2005 Ferrari F430 F1 Coupe, a 2007-

registered Aston Martin DB9 V12 Coupe and a 2004 Maserati 4200 Cambiocorsa Coupe, as well as six Harley-Davidson Motorcycles amongst an entry of 350 vehicles direct from Lex Autolease and Black Horse. The sale is open to all and starts at 10.30am on 5th June. The Supercar section starts at 2pm.

Land Rover has announced that it will introduce a 2WD option (in addition to the 4WD derivative) for the new compact Range Rover. On sale in 2011, the 2WD vehicle will emit less than 130 g/km of CO2 – making it the lightest, most fuel efficient Range Rover ever.

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06(06) Renault Clio 1.6 Dynamic 5dr, 24K Hatch, Alloys, A/C, FSH ........................ £5,999

05(55) Mercedes-Benz C-Class 2.2, 56K Auto C220 Turbo Diesel SE Sports ................ £11,699

06(06) Audi A3 TDi Sport 3dr 1.9, 32K Hatch, A/C, ABS, Alloys, SH ................... £9,999

06(56) Renault Scenic Privilege VVT 111, 21K MPV, Alloys, A/C, ABS, 1 Owner ............. £6,699

05(56) Citroen C2 1.6 VTS, 5K Hatchback, A/C, 1 Owner, S/H................ £6,999

07(07) Peugeot 107 Urban Auto 5dr, 23K Hatch, A/C, ABS, 1 Lady Owner, FSH..... £5,699

06(06) Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec Auto, 3 Door, 16K Hatchback, A/C, 1 Owner, S/H................ £6,499

06(56) Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec Auto, 5 Door, 25K Hatchback, A/C, 1 Owner, S/H................ £5,999

06(06) Audi A3 2L TDi Sport, 59K Hatch, E/W, ABS, 1 Owner .................... £10,999

04(54) Citroen Picasso 1.6 HDi Exclusive, 50K MPV, A/C, 1 Owner, FSH ......................... £5,999

07(07) Saab 9-3 1.9 Turbo Diesel 150 Vector, 18K, E/M, E/W, Alloys, 1 Owner ............ £10,999

04(04) BMW 525 iSE Auto, 44K Saloon, A/C, Alloys, Full leather ............ £12,699

05(05) Citroen C3 SX 104, 5 Door, 18K A/C, PAS, 1 Owner, FSH ......................... £5,399

05(05) Skoda Fabia 1.2 Class 5dr, 48K Hatch, A/C, ABS, 1 Lady Owner, SH....... £3,999

06(56) Seat Ibiza 1.4 16v Sport, 3 Door, 48K A/C, 1 Lady Owner .................................. £5,499

03(53) Mercedes C180 KSE Auto, 43K Coupe, A/C, 1 Lady Owner, FSH............. £8,699

05(54) Mini Cooper 3dr Chili Pack, 51K Hatch, Half Leather, Metallic ................... £7,699

04(04) Volvo S60 D5 SE Auto, 62K Saloon, A/C, ABS, FSH ........................... £6,999

06(56) Citroen C4 SX 16v 5dr Auto, 13K Hatchback, A/C, 1 Lady Owner............... £6,499

03(53) Audi A3 2.0 Fsi Sport 3dr, 33K Hatch, A/C, EW, 1 Owner ........................ £8,399

08(08) Peugeot 207 1.4 SW, 10K Estate, A/C, 1 Owner, S/H ....................... £8,699

07(07) Peugeot 407 2.2 SE, 23K Coupe, A/C, Full Leather, 1 Owner.......... £9,999

08(08) Ford Fusion 1.4 Zetec Climate 5dr, 19K Hatch, E/W, E/M, 1 Private Owner .......... £6,999

07(56) Hyundai 2.0 S111 Auto, 20K Coupe, Alloys, Full Leather, FSH ............. £9,999

07(57) Citroen C3 Cool 1.4 HDi, 5 Door, 34K Hatchback, ABS, E/M, E/W, 1 Owner ..... £6,499

08(08) Chrysler 300C CRD 3.0, 20K Saloon, A/C, Alloys, Full Leather ........... £15,999

04(54) Toyota Avensis T Spirit D-4d TDI 5dr 59K, Hatch, A/C, Full Leather, FSH ......... £7,299

05(54) Peugeot 307 2 Litre SW Auto, 18K Estate, A/C, Alloys, ABS, EW .................. £5,699

07(56) Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec Climate 5dr, 13K Hatch, A/C, ABS, E/M ............................. £7,399

06(56) Honda Civic 1.8 Sport 5dr 65d, 38K Hatch, A/C, PAS, Alloys, FSH.................. £9,999

04(04) Hyundai Elantra CDX Crtd 2.0 5dr, 68K Hatch, A/C, Full Leather, 1 Lady Owner .. £3,699

08(08) Citroen C4 Grand Picasso 1.6 Auto, 7K 7 Seater, A/C, ABS, EW, 1 Owner ......... £13,999

05(54) Mercedes E320 Di Elegance Auto, 44K Saloon, Full leather, Alloys, FSH............ £13,699

03(53) Renault Megane 1.6, 5 Door, 48K Hatchback, 1 Owner, S/H ........................ £4,599

03(53) Mercedes-Benz C220 Avant-Garde SE, 62K, Saloon, A/C, Full Leather, FSH ....... £8,699

04(54) Jaguar X-Type 2.0 SE TDi, 31K Saloon, A/C, ABS, 1 Lady Owner, SH ... £8,999

05(05) Nissan 350Z V6 Sports, 39K Coupe, Alloys, Full Leather, FSH ........... £14,999

05(05) Jaguar X-Type SE 2.0 TDi, 54K Saloon, Alloys, A/C, Full Leather ............. £9,499

07(07) Mercedes A-Class 1.5 A150 5dr, 21K Hatchback, A/C, ABS, 1 Owner .............. £8,699

08(08) Nissan Note 1.6 Tekna Hatch, 16K Hatch, A/C, ABS, 1 Owner ...................... £7,999

05(05) Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec Climate TDCi, 43K Hatchback, A/C, E/M, E/W, CD ............... £6,999

06(56) BMW 116i Sport 5dr, 20K Hatch, A/C, ABS, 1 Owner, SH.............. £10,999

Further Stock

02(52) Honda CR-V 2L Sport SE 4x4, 54K Miles .......................................... £4,999 99(T) Honda Civic 1.6 ES Aerodeck Auto, 71K Miles....................................... £499 03(53) Mercedes-Benz A140 Elegance LWB Auto, 25K Miles................... £5,499 07(57) Citroen C1 Rhythm 5dr, 35K Miles ....................................................... £5,499

02(52) Fiat Punto 1.2 Active Sport 3dr Hatch, 66K Miles............................ £2,599 04(54) Mercedes-Benz CLK 320 Elegance, 21K Miles .............................. £13,699 04(54) BMW X3 2.5 Sport Auto 4x4, 44K Miles ........................................... £12,699 04(04) Jaguar S-Type 2.5 Sport Auto, 28K Miles .......................................... £8,999

99(V) Hyundai Accent 1.5 SE 5dr, 78K Miles .................................................. £1,499 07(56) Honda Jazz 1.4 SE Auto, 19K Miles .................................................... £7,999 07(07) Toyota Auris T3 D4D 2ltr TD 5dr, Demo+1, 52K Miles .................... £7,999 07(07) Peugeot 207 1.6 GT CC, 23K Miles ..................................................... £9,999

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Official Government Environment Data. Fuel consumption figures mpg (litres/100km) and CO2 emissions (g/km). Aveo 1.2 S 3dr: Urban - 39.2 (7.2), Extra-urban - 61.4 (4.6), Combined - 51.4 (5.5). CO2 emissions 132g/km. Cruze 1.6 S 4dr: Urban - 31.4 (9.0), Extra-urban - 51.4 (5.5), Combined - 41.5 (6.8). CO2 emissions 159g/km. Lacetti 1.4 SE 5dr: Urban - 28.8 (9.8), Extra-urban - 49.5 (5.7), Combined - 39.2 (7.2). CO2 emissions 165g/km.

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Official Government Environmental Data. Fuel consumption figures mpg (litres/100km) and CO2 emissions (g/km). Captiva 2.0 VCDi LT 7-seat: Urban – 31.7 (8.9), Extra-Urban – 42.8 (6.6), Combined – 38.2 (7.4). CO2 emissions 197g/km.

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BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 9.30 Saturday Kitchen. 11.00 Formula 1: The Turkish Grand Prix — Qualifying. From Istanbul Park. 1.25 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. 1.40 Inside Sport: South Africa’s World Cup Journey. 2.10 Live Challenge Cup Rugby League. Leeds Rhinos v Wigan Warriors (Kick-off 2.30pm). 4.40 Junior Apprentice. (R) 5.40 BBC News; Regional News; Weather.

EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2010 BBC1, 8pm Love it or hate it, there’s no way to ignore the Eurovision Song Contest. It’s as persistent and in your face as a cat trying to get comfortable in your lap. Yes, it’s that time of year again and for 2010. Host Graham Norton is on hand to guide viewers through the glitter, the glamour and the outfits, as 25 countries compete for this year’s title. France, Germany, Spain, Norway and the United Kingdom are all through to what promises to be an exhilarating final. The UK’s hopes are with 19year-old Josh Dubovie, singing hit master Pete Waterman’s song, That Sounds Good To Me

6.00 Weakest Link. 7.00 Doctor Who. Part two of two. It is the most important day in Earth’s history, but as humanity faces either the dawn of a new age or the start of its final war, the Doctor cannot interfere. 7.50 The National Lottery Draws. Jenni Falconer is joined by Bucks Fizz as the balls are set rolling and the results of the Thunderball, Dream Number and Lotto draws are revealed. 8.00 Eurovision Song Contest 2010. Graham Norton commentates on the 55th musical extravaganza, from Norway, where Josh Dubovie is representing the UK with Pete Waterman and Mike Stock’s That Sounds Good to Me. 11.15 BBC News; Weather; National Lottery Update. 11.35 The Football League Show. Manish Bhasin presents action from the League One play-off final at Wembley Stadium. 12.15 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross; (R) Weatherview. 1.20 Sign Zone: Money. (R) 2.20 BBC News.

BBC2 6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 12.00 BBC Switch: Degrassi: The Next Generation. 12.25 BBC Switch: The Cut. 12.50 BBC Switch: No Hats, No Trainers. 1.15 BBC Switch: The 5:19 Show: Radio One Big Weekend Special. 1.45 BBC Switch: Off the Hook. (R) 2.15 Film: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner. (1967) Comedy drama, starring Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn. 4.00 Flog It! 4.30 Coast. (R) 4.35 Mastermind. (R) 5.30 Escape to the Country. (R) 6.30 Dad’s Army. Corporal Jones’s fitness to serve is tested. (R) 7.00 The Boats That Built Britain. A profile of the Bristol Channel pilot cutter. 7.30 Coast. The future of Britain’s coastline. 8.30 Chelsea Flower Show 2010. Alan Titchmarsh presents highlights of the annual horticultural event as members of the public bid to take home parts of the displays that are being sold off. 9.30 Have I Got a Bit More News for You. With guest host Bruce Forsyth. 10.10 I’m in a Rock ‘n’ Roll Band! Charting the journey of a band’s rise to fame. 11.10 The Stones in Exile: An Imagine Special. The making of the Rolling Stones’ 1972 album Exile on Main Street. (R) 12.20 Guitar Heroes at the BBC. 1.20 Heroes. (R) 2.45 Film: Nosferatu the Vampyre. (1979) Werner Herzog’s horror remake, with Klaus Kinski and Isabelle Adjani. 4.25 Close.

ITV1 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (R) 10.25 The Lakes. (R) 10.55 Monk. 11.50 News; Weather. 12.09 Regional Programme. 12.10 This Morning: Saturday. 1.10 Britain’s Got Talent. (R) 2.10 Midsomer Murders. (R) 3.40 Film: Twins. (1988) Comedy adventure, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. 5.35 Regional Programmes. 5.45 ITV News; Weather. 6.00 Totally You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents a review of the show’s most comical clips, including amazing accidents, cute kids and funny animals. (R) 7.00 The Whole 19 Yards. Game show, hosted by Vernon Kay and Caroline Flack. 8.00 Britain’s Got Talent. The auditionees take their last chance to impress judges Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan before the 40 acts who have made it through to the live shows are announced. The live semi-finals start on Monday. 9.30 I Dreamed a Dream: The Susan Boyle Story. The singer duets with Elaine Paige and performs her favourite songs. (R) 10.30 ITV News; Weather. 10.45 FILM: The Last Samurai. (2003) Historical adventure, starring Tom Cruise. 1.20 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 3.25 Film: Around the Bend. (2004) Drama, starring Michael Caine. 4.50 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 Morning News.

Channel 4 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 Triathlon ITU World Championship Series. (R) 7.30 World Sport. 8.00 The Morning Line. 8.55 T4: Friends. (R) 9.25 T4: Friends. (R) 9.55 T4: 90210. 10.55 T4: Gary Barlow: Real Stories. 11.55 T4: Frock Me. (R) 12.30 T4: The Hollyoaks Music Show. 1.00 T4: Smallville. 1.55 Channel 4 Racing from Newmarket, Haydock Park and Beverley. 3.55 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.25 Come Dine with Me. (R) 4.55 Come Dine with Me. (R) 5.25 Come Dine with Me. (R) 6.00 Channel 4 News. 6.15 FILM: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. (2002) Frodo and Sam’s quest to destroy the ring brings more peril when they come face to face with its former owner. Part two of the fantasy trilogy, staring Elijah Wood and Sean Astin. 9.30 The Million Pound Drop Live. Davina McCall presents the finale of the game show in which contestants can win £1million. Last in the series. 10.35 Lee Evans: Big — Live at the O2. The comedian performs at the London arena. (R) 11.40 8 Out of 10 Cats. With Denise Lewis, Gabby Logan, Johnny Vaughan and John Bishop. (R) 12.15 Music on 4: The Best of Evo Music Rooms. 12.55 Film: Confidence. (2003) Crime thriller, starring Edward Burns. 2.35 The Real Pink Panther: Lord Victor Hervey. (R) 3.25 Beauty and the Geek. 4.55 Life Class: Today’s Nudes. (R) 5.25 Countdown. (R)

Five 6.00 Sunrise. 7.00 Milkshake! 10.00 The Gadget Show. (R) 11.00 Britain’s Greatest Machines with Chris Barrie. (R) 12.00 Tutankhamun: The Mystery Revealed. (R) 1.00 Paul Merton in Europe. (R) 1.50 Film: Santa Fe. (1951) Western, starring Randolph Scott. 3.35 Film: The Shootist. (1976) Western, starring John Wayne. 5.25 Film: Stuart Little. (1999) Comedy adventure, with the voice of Michael J Fox. 7.10 Five News. 7.15 Cricket on Five. England v Bangladesh. Mark Nicholas presents action from the third day of the First Test in the two-match series, held at Lord’s. 8.00 Police Interceptors. A selection of highlights. (R) 8.30 NCIS. The discovery of a dead Marine intelligence officer in a motel room prompts the team to hunt for her killer in an investigation that could lead to a terrorist cell. (R) 9.30 CSI: NY. Mac and Aubrey work together to catch the culprit of a crime that involved a teenager being shot in front of his younger brother and having a watch of high sentimental value stolen. 10.30 Law & Order. A woman admits to murdering her teenage son. 11.25 CSI: Miami. (R) 12.25 SuperCasino. 4.05 European Seniors Tour Golf. 5.00 Hana’s Helpline. (R) 5.10 The Milkshake! Show. (R) 5.35 Thomas & Friends. (R) 5.45 Roary the Racing Car. (R)

Digital ITV2 3.40 American Idol 6.50 Soccer Aid: The Teams. 7.00 New Homes from Hell. People whose new homes were disasters. 8.00 New Homes from Hell 2009. 9.00 Grimefighters. 9.30 Britain’s Got More Talent. 10.30 Film: The Break-Up (2006)

ITV3 2.35 Inspector Morse. 4.40 Pie in the Sky. 5.45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 A Touch of Frost. A contract killer targets Frost. 11.05 Murder in Mind.

ITV4 3.00 Film: Shalako (1968) 5.20 Film: The Battle of Midway (1976) 8.00 Minder. 9.00 Film: Hard Target (1993) 11.00 Film: Serenity (2005)

BBC THREE 7.00 Great Movie Mistakes. 7.20 The Real Hustle Undercover. 7.50 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.35 Top Gear. 9.35 Film: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) Swashbuckling adventure sequel, starring Johnny Depp. 11.55 Family Guy

BBC FOUR 7.00 Opera Italia. 8.00 Diva Diaries. 9.00 Wallander. 10.30 Film: Fitzcarraldo (1982)

E4 2.20 Hollyoaks. 5.00 Friends 6.00 90210. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. 7.25 How I Met Your Mother. 7.55 Friends 9.30 Film: Date Movie (2006) 11.10 Film: Stuck on You (2003)

FILM4 2.40 Swiss Family Robinson (1960) 5.05 Picture Perfect (1997) 7.00 The Wedding Planner (2001) 9.00 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) 10.45 Dog Soldiers (2002)

SKY1 3.00 UK Border Force. 4.00 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 6.00 Futurama 7.00 The Simpsons 8.00 Lie to Me. 9.00 Film: Gladiator (2000) Oscar-winning Roman epic, starring Russell Crowe. 11.55 Classic Albums.

Sunday TV Choice

AN AFRICAN JOURNEY WITH JONATHAN DIMBLEBY BBC2, 9pm While some reporters take the road most travelled, Jonathan Dimbleby has never been one of them. Back in 1973 he made an ITV film called The Unknown Famine, which spotlighted Ethiopia as a place stricken by mass starvation, and also led to something of a revolution in the country. During his less controversial days he’s also penned acclaimed biographies of his father, Richard Dimbleby and Prince Charles, and has written and presented a host of impressive documentary films.

BBC1

BBC2

6.00 Breakfast. 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show. 10.00 The Big Questions. 11.00 The Politics Show. Weather for the Week Ahead. 12.10 Formula 1: The Turkish Grand Prix Live. From Istanbul Park (Start-time 1.00pm). 3.20 EastEnders. 5.15 Points of View. 5.30 Songs of Praise.

6.00 CBeebies. 7.00 CBBC. 10.00 Something for the Weekend. 11.30 Dunkirk News Special. 12.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. 1.00 Film: The Red Shoes. (1948) Oscarwinning drama, starring Moira Shearer. 3.10 Live Challenge Cup Rugby League. 5.30 Coast. (R) 5.40 Porridge. (R)

6.05 Chelsea Flower Show 2010. 6.35 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. 7.00 Halcyon River Diaries. As summer begins, Charlie and Fred care for an injured kingfisher chick. Philippa’s bid to help the native riverside flowers backfires when her new bees refuse to co-operate. 8.00 Countryfile. Matt Baker and Julia Bradbury join Adam Henson on his farm to look back at the past year, which has seen him experience a successful lambing season but lose several prize cattle. Including Weather for the Week Ahead. 9.00 The Big Personality Test: A Child of Our Time Special. First of two programmes investigating the nation’s personality. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. 10.25 Blackadder Rides Again. (R) 11.25 The Football League Show.

6.10 Earth: The Power of the Planet. The powerful natural forces that shaped the world. (R) 7.10 Richard Hammond’s Engineering Connections. The design of the Guggenheim Museum in Spain. 8.00 Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson and James May are challenged to create a TV advert for Volkswagen, while Richard Hammond tests the Vauxhall VXR8 Bathurst. With guest Jay Leno. (R) 9.00 An African Journey with Jonathan Dimbleby. New series. The broadcaster and journalist embarks on a journey to discover how the continent of Africa is dramatically changing. He begins in the west, on the River Niger. 10.00 Lost: The Mystery of Flight 447. The disappearance of a plane over the Atlantic in June 2009. 11.00 FILM: The Visitor. (2007) Premiere. Drama, starring Richard Jenkins.

12.05 Film: Buster. (1988) Factbased crime drama, starring Phil Collins and Julie Walters; Weatherview. 1.45 Sign Zone: Money. (R) 2.45 Holby City. (R) 3.40 BBC News.

12.40 Film: Corky Romano. (2001) Slapstick gangster comedy, starring Chris Kattan. 2.00 BBC News. 3.40 Close.

ITV1 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Coronation Street. 11.45 This Morning: Sunday. 12.45 News; Weather. 12.49 Regional Programme. 12.50 Live International Football. 3.35 Britain’s Got Talent. (R) 5.05 Film: Garfield. (2004) 6.35 Soccer Aid: The Teams. Dermot O’Leary reveals the line-up of stars and footballing legends taking part in Soccer Aid 2010, including Robbie Williams, Mike Myers and Zinedine Zidane. (R) 6.40 Regional Programmes. 6.45 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 The Seasons with Alan Titchmarsh. The broadcaster explores the celebrations and environmental changes of winter, and looks at how creatures of all sizes survive the freezing temperatures. Last in the series. 8.00 Lewis. The body of a professor is found on Halloween with a stake through her heart, and Hobson reveals the victim was an old student friend. Rupert Graves guest stars. Last in the series. 10.00 ITV News; Weather. 10.15 The South Bank Show Revisited. Different approaches to making arts programmes. Last in the series. 11.15 International Football Highlights. 12.15 Premiership Rugby Union. 1.10 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 3.10 Motorsport UK. 4.05 British Superbike Championship Highlights. 4.55 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Channel 4 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) 7.00 The Grid. 7.30 British Formula 3 International Series. 7.55 The Track and Field Show. 8.25 Freesports on 4. 8.55 T4: The Hills. (R) 9.20 T4: Running in Heels. 10.20 T4: Hollyoaks. 1.00 T4: Frock Me. 1.30 T4: Glee. (R) 2.30 T4: Jay-Z Live from Madison Square Garden: Answer the Call. 3.30 T4: Sex and the City 2: Premiere Special. 4.00 T4: The Simpsons. (R) 4.30 T4: The Simpsons. (R) 5.00 Deal or No Deal. 5.50 Film: The Jewel of the Nile. (1985) Comedy adventure sequel, starring Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner and Danny DeVito. 7.45 Channel 4 News. 8.00 Come Dine with Me. Four dinner parties in Darlington. 9.00 Genius of Britain. New series. A celebration of British scientists’ contributions to the modern world, beginning with discoveries that were made in the 17th century including Robert Boyle’s air pump. Continues tomorrow. 10.00 FILM: Clear and Present Danger. (1994) A CIA analyst is caught up in the Colombian drugs trade as he hunts for the terrorists responsible for a senator’s murder. Action thriller, starring Harrison Ford and Willem Dafoe. 12.45 Music on 4: Jay-Z Live from Madison Square Garden: Answer the Call. (R) 1.45 The Unloved. (R) 3.40 The Charles Generation. (R) 4.35 Hill Street Blues. (R) 5.25 Countdown. (R)

Five 6.00 Sunrise. 7.00 Milkshake! Elmo’s World. 7.15 Pocoyo. (R) 7.25 The Milky and Shake Show. (R) 7.30 Milkshake! Show Songs. (R) 7.35 Chiro. (R) 7.40 Noddy in Toyland. (R) 7.50 Milkshake! Music Box. (R) 7.55 Fireman Sam. (R) 8.05 Hana’s Helpline. (R) 8.20 Little Princess. (R) 8.35 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky. (R) 8.50 Igam Ogam. (R) 9.05 Olivia. (R) 9.15 The Mr Men Show. (R) 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing. (R) 10.00 Shake! iCarly. 10.35 True Jackson, VP. 11.10 Zoo Days. (R) 11.20 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 11.35 Family Food Fight. (R) 12.05 Sex and the City Movie Special. 12.35 Film: Dial M for Murder. (1954) Hitchcock thriller, starring Ray Milland. 2.40 Film: Last of the Dogmen. (1995) Modern-day western, starring Tom Berenger. 4.50 Film: Stealth. (2005) Action thriller, starring Jamie Foxx. 7.10 Five News. 7.15 Cricket on Five. England v Bangladesh. 8.00 FILM: Spider-Man. (2002) A teenager develops superhuman gifts after being bitten by a genetically engineered spider and uses them to fight crime. Comic-book adventure, with Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. 10.25 FILM: Replicant. (2001) Thriller, starring JeanClaude Van Damme. 12.15 The Gadget Show. (R) 1.15 SuperCasino. 4.05 European Challenge Tour Golf. 4.55 The Family Recipe. (R) 5.00 Hana’s Helpline. (R) 5.10 The Milkshake! Show. (R) 5.35 Thomas & Friends. (R) 5.45 Roary the Racing Car. (R)

Digital ITV2 3.00 The Whole 19 Yards. 4.05 Holiday Showdown. 5.05 Britain’s Got More Talent. 6.05 Creature Comforts 6.30 Britain’s Got Talent. 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent. 9.00 Film: The Holiday (2006) 11.45 Britain’s Got More Talent.

ITV3 4.10 Kavanagh QC. 5.40 Housewife, 49. 7.50 An Audience with Victoria Wood. 9.00 Film: Stepmom (1998) 11.30 Film: In the Name of the Father (1993)

ITV4 3.15 Minder. 4.15 Film: Mission to Mars (2000) 6.30 Premiership Rugby Union. 7.30 Police, Camera, Action! 8.00 The Sweeney. 9.00 Ultimate Force. 10.30 Men Brewing Badly: World Cup 2010. 11.35 Film: Red Heat (1988)

BBC THREE 7.00 Formula 1: The Turkish Grand Prix Highlights. 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride. 9.00 Wags, Kids and World Cup Dreams. 10.00 Family Guy 10.45 La La Land. 11.15 Bizarre ER. 11.45 Don’t Tell the Bride.

BBC FOUR 7.00 Dunkirk: The Story Behind the Legend. 8.00 War Walks. 8.30 Film: Mrs Dalloway (1997) 10.05 Mark Lawson Talks to Vanessa Redgrave. 11.05 Film: Evening (2007)

E4 3.00 Film: Vice Versa (1988) 5.00 Friends 6.30 Scrubs 7.30 Friends 9.00 Desperate Housewives 11.00 Samantha Who?

FILM4 3.05 Lassie (2005) 5.00 Taxi (2004) 6.50 Waitress (2007) 9.00 Night at the Museum (2006) 11.10 Synecdoche, New York (2009)

SKY1 4.00 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 6.00 Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal. 8.00 The Simpsons 9.00 24. 10.00 Alex Zane’s Guest List. 10.30 Bones

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6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Don’t Get Done, Breakfast. 9.00 Don’t Get Done, BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Don’t Get Done, BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Don’t Get Done, BBC1 6.00 Breakfast. 9.15 Don’t Get Done, BBC1 6.00 Get Dom. 10.00 Put Your Money Get Dom. 10.00 Put Your Money Get Dom. 10.00 Put Your Money BBC1 Get Dom. 10.00 Put Your Money Get Dom. 9.45 Put Your Money

Where Your Mouth Is. 10.45 Cowboy Trap. (R) 11.30 Cash in the Attic. 12.00 Bargain Hunt. (R) 12.45 BBC News; Weather. 1.00 Regional News; Weather. 1.05 Film: Mary Poppins. (1964) 3.20 Film: Underdog. (2007) 4.35 Film: National Treasure: Book of Secrets. (2007) 6.30 BBC News; Weather. 6.50 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 DIY SOS. 8.00 EastEnders. 9.00 The Big Personality Test: A Child of Our Time Special. 10.00 BBC News. 10.05 Regional News; Weather. 10.15 The Graham Norton Show. 11.00 Film: The Peacemaker (1997); Springwatch Weatherview. 1.00 Sign Zone: A Kick in the Head — The Lure of Las Vegas. (R) 2.15 Luther. (R) 3.15 Richard Hammond’s Invisible Worlds. (R) 4.15 Great British Menu. (R) 4.45 BBC News.

Where Your Mouth Is; BBC News; Weather. 11.00 Cowboy Trap. (R) 11.45 Cash in the Attic; BBC News;Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBeebies. 3.30 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Holby City. 9.00 Luther. 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Children’s Emergency. 11.05 The Graham Norton Show. (R) 11.50 Film: Miss Firecracker (1989); Weatherview. 1.35 Sign Zone: See Hear. (R) 2.05 Junior Apprentice. (R) 3.05 Raymond Blanc: Kitchen Secrets. 3.35 Great British Menu. 4.05 BBC News.

Where Your Mouth Is; BBC News; Weather. 11.00 Cowboy Trap. (R) 11.45 Cash in the Attic; News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBeebies. 3.30 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 Jimmy’s Food Factory; (R) News; Regional News. 8.00 Waterloo Road. 9.00 Junior Apprentice. 10.00 News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 The National Lottery Draws. 10.45 Film: The Matador (2005); National Lottery Update; Weatherview. 12.20 Sign Zone: Wonders of the Solar System. (R) 1.20 Can You Train Your Brain? (R) 2.20 Watchdog. (R) 3.20 Great British Menu. (R) 3.50 News.

Where Your Mouth Is; BBC News; Weather. 11.00 Cowboy Trap. (R) 11.45 Cash in the Attic; BBC News;Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote. (R) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBeebies. 3.30 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. (R) 6.00 BBC News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 Watchdog. 9.00 Have I Got News for You. 9.30 Would I Lie to You? (R) 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News; Weather. 10.35 Question Time. 11.35 This Week; Holiday Weatherview. 12.25 Sign Zone: Countryfile. (R) 1.25 Inside John Lewis. (R) 2.25 DIY SOS: The Big Build — Chessington. (R) 3.25 Great British Menu. (R) 3.55 BBC News.

Where Your Mouth Is; BBC News; Weather. 11.00 Cowboy Trap. (R) 11.45 Cash in the Attic; News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. (R) 1.00 News; Weather. 1.30 Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote. (R) 3.00 News; Weather; Regional News. 3.05 CBeebies. 3.30 CBBC. 5.15 Weakest Link. (R) 6.00 News; Weather. 6.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather. 7.00 The One Show. 7.30 A Question of Sport; News; Regional News. 8.00 EastEnders. 8.30 Outtake TV. 9.00 New Tricks. (R) 10.00 BBC News. 10.25 Regional News. 10.35 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. 11.35 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws. 11.45 Film: Absolute Power (1997); Weatherview. 1.45 Sign Zone: The Virtual Revolution. (R) 2.45 High Street Dreams. (R) 3.45 Great British Menu. (R) 4.15 BBC News.

Flintstones. (R) 12.00 Daily Politics. 12.30 Working Lunch. 1.00 Open Gardens. (R) 1.30 Film: Here Comes Mr Jordan. (1941) Oscarwinning fantasy, starring Robert Montgomery. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 A Question of Genius. 5.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 6.00 Great British Menu. 7.00 The Culture Show. 8.00 Springwatch 2010. 9.00 Springwatch Unsprung 2010. 9.30 Little Ships. 10.30 Newsnight;Weather. 11.20 Dunkirk. (R) 12.20 The Culture Show. (R) 1.20 BBC News. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

Lunch. 1.00 Open Gardens. (R) 1.30 Racing from Epsom. Including the 2.45 Investec Coronation Cup (1m 4f). 4.30 A Question of Genius. 5.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 6.00 Great British Menu. 7.00 The Genius of Design. 8.00 Great British Railway Journeys. (R) 8.30 Gardeners’ World. 9.00 When Romeo Met Juliet. 10.00 Grumpy Guide to the Eighties. 10.30 Newsnight. 11.00 The Review Show; Weather. 11.50 Bon Jovi: When We Were Beautiful. 1.10 I’m in a Rock ’n’ Roll Band! (R) 2.10 Film: Like Minds. (2006) Crime thriller, starring Toni Collette. 3.50 Close.

6.00 CBeebies. 8.00 CBBC. 11.10 6.00 CBeebies. 8.00 CBBC. 11.00 BBC2 6.00 CBeebies. 8.00 CBBC. 11.10 BBC2 6.00 CBeebies. 8.00 CBBC. 11.05 BBC2 The Film: Robin Hood. (1973) Disney The Flintstones. (R) 11.30 Daily 6.00 CBeebies. 8.00 CBBC. 11.10 BBC2 The Flintstones. (R) 11.35 The Flintstones. (R) 11.25 Film: Son BBC2 The Flintstones. (R) 11.35 The Flintstones. (R) 12.00 Daily Politics. 12.30 Working of Paleface. (1952) Western comedy, starring Bob animation, with the voices of Terry-Thomas and Politics. 1.00 See Hear. 1.30 Working Lunch. 2.00 Hope. 12.55 Rowing World Cup. 2.00 Paralympic World Cup. Live swimming coverage from Manchester. 4.00 Flog It! 4.30 A Question of Genius. 5.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 6.00 Great British Menu. 7.00 Queens of Country. (R) 8.00 Springwatch 2010. 9.00 The Secret Diaries of Miss Anne Lister. Drama, starring Maxine Peake. 10.30 Revealing Anne Lister. The life and times of Yorkshire landowner Anne Lister. 11.30 Film: Chicago. (2002) Musical, starring Renee Zellweger, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Richard Gere. 1.15 BBC News. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

Peter Ustinov. 12.30 Working Lunch. 1.00 Open Gardens. (R) 1.30 Film: My Favourite Brunette. (1947) Comedy, starring Bob Hope. 2.55 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 A Question of Genius. 5.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 6.00 Great British Menu. 7.00 Monty Halls’ Great Hebridean Escape. 8.00 Springwatch 2010. 9.00 The Story of Science — Power, Proof and Passion. 10.00 Have I Got News forYou. (R) 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 Dunkirk. (R) 12.20 Lost: The Mystery of Flight 447. (R) 1.20 BBC News. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

Coast. (R) 2.05 Animal Park. (R) 3.05 Diagnosis Murder. (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 A Question of Genius. 5.15 Escape to the Country. (R) 6.00 Great British Menu. 7.00 Timewatch — The People’s Coronation. (R) 7.50 Coast. (R) 8.00 Springwatch 2010. 9.00 Atlantis: The Evidence — A Timewatch Special. The latest research regarding the continent of Atlantis. 10.00 QI. (R) 10.30 Newsnight; Weather. 11.20 Dunkirk. (R) 12.20 An African Journey with Jonathan Dimbleby. (R) 1.20 BBC News. 3.50 Close. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.

GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle ITV1 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle ITV1 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle ITV1 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle ITV1 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle ITV1 6.00 Show. (R) 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Show. (R) 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Show. (R) 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Show. (R) 10.30 This Morning. 12.30 Show. 10.30 60 Minute Makeover. (R)

11.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal. (R) 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News;Weather. 2.00 Rosemary & Thyme. (R) 3.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. (R) 5.00 The Chase. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.15 ITV News; Weather. 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R) 7.00 Coronation Street. 7.30 Britain’s Got Talent. 9.00 Coronation Street. 9.30 Britain’s Got Talent — The Results. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.15 Film: American Dreamz. (2006) Premiere. Satirical comedy, starring Hugh Grant. 12.15 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 3.10 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 60 Minute Makeover. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. 3.59 Regional Weather. 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. (R) 5.00 The Chase. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Britain’s Got Talent. 9.00 Coronation Street. 9.30 Britain’s Got Talent — The Results. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather. 10.30 Regional News;Weather. 10.35 Film: Shaun of the Dead. (2004) 12.25 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. (R) 3.20 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

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Loose Women. 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.55 Regional News; Weather. 2.00 60 Minute Makeover. 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal. 3.59 Regional Weather. 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. (R) 5.00 The Chase. 6.00 Regional News; Weather. 6.30 ITV News; Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Britain’s Got Talent. 9.00 Coronation Street. 9.30 Britain’s Got Talent — The Results. 10.00 News; Weather. 10.30 Regional News. 10.35 Film: The Dukes of Hazzard. (2005) 12.30 The Zone; ITV News Headlines. 2.30 Film: Avalanche Express. (1979) 4.00 Touching Evil. 4.45 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News.

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6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. 6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. Five 6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. Five 6.00 6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. Five 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI: Five 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI: 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI: 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 The Five 10.45 Trisha Goddard. (R) 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (R) 12.40 Five News. Crime Scene Investigation. (R) 12.40 Five News. Family Recipe. (R) 11.50 Zoo Days. (R) 12.10 CSI: NY. (R) 12.40 Five News. 12.45 Paul Merton in

NY. (R) 1.05 Neighbours. 1.35 Home and Away. 2.05 Film: Seventh Cavalry. (1956) Western, with Randolph Scott. 3.35 Film: The Cockleshell Heroes. (1955) Fact-based Second World War drama, with Jose Ferrer. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.30 Extraordinary Animals. (R) 7.00 Five News. 7.15 Cricket on Five. 8.00 Film: Rush Hour. (1998) Comedy adventure, starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. 10.00 FlashForward. 11.00 Film: Thir13en Ghosts. (2001) Horror remake, starring F Murray Abraham. 12.45 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 5.10 Neighbours. (R) 5.35 Home and Away. (R)

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NY. (R) 12.40 Five News. 12.45 Paul Merton in Europe. (R) 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 Home and Away. 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit. (R) 3.00 Film: Cheating Fate. (2007) Thriller, with Brooke Burns, Beau Starr and Christina Jastrzembska. 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Live from Studio Five. 7.30 Daring Raids of World War Two; (R) Five News Update. 8.00 Tutankhamun: The Mystery Revealed; Five News at 9. 9.00 NCIS. 10.00 CSI: NY. (R) 10.55 CSI: NY. (R) 11.55 Poker. 12.55 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 5.10 Neighbours. (R) 5.35 Home and Away. (R)

12.45 Paul Merton in Europe. (R) 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 Home and Away. 2.50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit. (R) 3.05 Film: Amber’s Story. (2006) Fact-based drama, starring Elisabeth Rohm, Teryl Rothery, Myron Natwick and Sophie Hough. 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Live from Studio Five. 7.30 Fifth Gear; Five News Update. 8.00 Britain’s Greatest Machines with Chris Barrie; Five News at 9. 9.00 Film: Desperado. (1995) 11.05 America’s Toughest Prisons. (R) 12.05 SuperCasino. 4.05 House Doctor. (R) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 5.10 Neighbours. (R) 5.35 Home and Away. (R)

12.45 Paul Merton in Europe. (R) 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 Home and Away. 2.50 The Family Recipe. (R) 2.55 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit. (R) 3.10 Film: Sacrifices of the Heart. (2007) Drama, starring Melissa Gilbert, Ken Howard, Cyril O’Reilly and Lisa Pelikan. 5.00 Five News; Weather. 5.30 Neighbours. (R) 6.00 Home and Away. (R) 6.25 Live from Studio Five. 7.15 Cricket on Five. 8.00 Sea Patrol UK; (R) Five News at 9. 9.00 The Mentalist. 10.00 CSI: NY. (R) 10.55 Grey’s Anatomy. 11.55 Cops in Crisis. (R) 12.15 SuperCasino. 4.05 Motorsport Mundial. 4.30 Wildlife SOS. (R) 4.55 Animal Rescue Squad. (R) 5.10 Neighbours. (R) 5.35 Home and Away. (R)

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Maggs thrilled by Harding decision

A game for girls Horsham FC manager John Maggs was delighted after Pat Harding confirmed he is ready to spearhead the Hornets' attack again next season. The former Eastbourne Borough man marked his first season at Gorings Mead with 25 goals and predictably attracted offers from several interested parties but chose loyalty over financial gain to become one of the first to commit himself to Horsham for the 2010/11 campaign. A delighted Maggs said: "Pat has been very open with me and told me that he could have made a lot more money elsewhere but he has decided to stay for purely footballing reasons and it's an understatement to say that I'm absolutely thrilled with that. “We played him as a striker last season and we all reaped the rewards. He lost some of his appetite at Eastbourne, where he feels he was played out of position, but he is enjoying his football again and wants to contribute towards a successful season with us next season. “In my opinion, this is a massive boost to myself and our supporters and is a very positive move for Horsham Football Club. It shows we have something about us and that we can keep our top players, despite some of the money that other clubs are offering. “It's also very refreshing that players aren't just out for the big bucks. They're prepared to sacrifice that for a settled and stable environment and proves that we're trying to run the club in the right way."

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The inaugural Simon Viney memorial tag sevens competition was completed in glorious weather last Sunday. Ten teams attended including sides from Horsham and Holbrook Rugby Club, with Holbrook (above) winning the event, alongside representative sides from Barns Green, a BG Exiles team along with BG Barbarians and a BG first and second team, plus of course the ubiquitous Fat-

Boys to name a few. Despite Holbrook's epic win, defeating Barns Green Exiles in the final, perhaps the highest praise of all should be reserved for the Barns Green ladies entry, the 'WagTags' (below) who have religiously been practising once and sometimes twice a week. Coached by Kieran Harris, they not only produced tries in every game they played in but comprehensively dispatched the BG Vice

Presidents in a wholly one sided Plate final! The memory of Simon is being recorded by support for The Wooden Spoon charity who in turn, are focusing on investment this year at the QE2 School in Horsham. 'Whilst final counting is still taking place we will be very disappointed if we do not hand over more than £2,750 to The Spoon as a direct result of this event and

thus we would like to extend a warm thanks not just to our helpers and sponsors but also to players and spectators who help us create such a fabulous event to honour Simon's memory,” said Phil Kemp, the organiser of the event on behalf of BGRFC. All pictures by Andrew Bennett. For details of how to purchase email talloaksphotography@googlemail.com

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Shephard’s medal haul

A young Southwater gymnast has scooped silverware at Gymnastics’’ National finals in Birmingham. Reece Shephard, nine, only took up gymnastics two years ago, but played a big part in helping his team clinch team gold on 14th15th May. He was one of six youngsters from Pegasus Gymnastics Club in Maidstone, Kent , selected to represent the South East Region at the National finals. His team barely wavered from perfection to win the team title 8.5 ahead of the normally unassailable Eastern region, the home of Britain’s Olympic & European medal winning clubs Huntingdon and South Essex. Reece registered 9.550 on the Pommel Horse with 9.500 on the vault , 9.660 on the parallel bars to win team gold. Reece also won an individual bronze, only just losing out on silver by .05 of a point His dad Mark Shephard said: “Reece loves gymnastics. He has been at Pegasus for one year now, and is just getting better and better. “ Reece has now been officially invited to attend the Team Great Britain training ground in Lillyshaw where gold medalists Daniel Keatings and Louis Smith train.”

Magic Marco There might be a time when we start leaving a designated weekly space in our sports pages for the latest report on Marco Penge. For the young golf prodigy could well have a future in the sport, although he still has a bit of a way to go yet, of course. He made national headlines in 2008 when, aged nine, he beat a 34-year-old opponent at The Mail on Sunday's Golf Classic. The Forest Boys pupil celebrated his 12th birthday last week and is now playing off a handicap of 3.8. And at the start of the new golf season he has quickly got into the swing of things. He played at a Carol Mary Tournament Dyke Golf Club on a cold and blustery day on 16th May (we seem to forget how cold it was just two weeks ago!) a Sussex county event in which Marco represented the under 14s and the West region. He won the age group by finishing two over par. A few days later he played in a Nick Faldo Series qualifier at Royal Ashdown Golf Club, Marco

played in the under 16s. After the first day Marco shot 4 over and was in 6th. Dad Angelo said: “On day two he was determined to go and play his game and come back with a respectable score and was hoping to achieve a top five finish. He did believe that he could possib l y

win it. “His game was going great guns and he was one over at the 17th. He scuffed his drive and ended up in the thick heather to finish the 17th with a double bogey and finished three over. “By this time he was feeling slightly disappointed and said he should have never doubled the 17th.

“Once the group finished it was then known to him that he was tied for first place and had to play a three hole sudden death play off.” On the third, Marco hit his second shot to green and landed the ball on the fringe of the green. His opponent landed his same shot approx 5ft from the hole. Angelo said: “Lots of spectators crowded round the green to watch. Marco was looking as calm and focused as ever. As soon as he pulled the putter out the bag, I heard one of the spectating Sussex boys saying he would have chosen a small lob shot. “Marco was faced with a 40ft downhill putt. He holed the putt and everyone was in awe of it! His opponent missed his putt, leaving Marco the well deserved winner.” Marco was presented with a gold Faldo medal and an invitation to the Nick Faldo grand final to be held in September at Lough Erne Resort, Co Fermanagh, Northern Ireland, where he will also meet Nick Faldo. Marco is the youngest player to have ever won the under 16's qualifier.

Birthday for Betty as bowls season starts

Match reports Many thanks to all of the teams who have submitted reports. We do our best to publish all reports sent to us, and welcome words and pictures from all sports clubs in the district. So keep them coming - and if you play for a local cricket team please do send reports we don’t get many at all! Don’t forget pics taken by The Resident are available as Jpegs free or charge! Please send reports to ben@theresident.co.uk

Horsham Ladies started their season by celebrating the 90th birthday of one of their members. Mrs Betty Groves, although no longer bowling, regularly helps with the teas at the Club and the Ladies decided to entertain her to Afternoon Tea at South Lodge Hotel, Lower Beeding. The first match of the season against Beach Park, Worthing resulted in a narrow loss by 3 shots. Top Rink was led by Pam Venn with Fran Baillie, Barbara Hill and Gwyneth Main in support. One of Horsham's players, Phyllis Holt, played for the opposition as they were one player short. In the second match of the season Horsham Ladies lost to a very strong team from Field Place Worthing. Top Rink honours went to Pam Venn, Di Taylor and skip Angela Machell. Betty is pictured third from left, front row

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Pictures by John Lines for The Resident

Victory for Hotshots Having honed their skills at Horsham Park on Saturday mornings, young footballers enjoyed a competitive tournament at the weekend. The tournament was hosted by North Sussex Football Academy at Broadbridge Heath Leisure Centre for children in school years 1-6. Harry’s Hotshots won the Years 1&2 tournament, beating runners-up Broadbridge Heath, while The Strikers beat Ambassadors Panthers to win the Years

3&4 contest. The Saturday Strikers and Red Rebels were winners and runners-up in the Years 5&6 contest. Ted Streeter, coach with the Football Academy, said: “I would like to thank the sports centre who allowed us to use the courts for free, Bedford Sports, who provided trophies for the winners and runners-up, and of course all the players who took part.” You can train with the Academy at 10am every Saturday morning, for £3

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Southwater gymnast in medal haul

King of the World Jolyon Palmer completed a sensational double victory at Italy’s historic Monza circuit at the weekend. The teenage racing driver from Southwater now leads the Formula 2 championship. Palmer was the man to beat for almost the entire weekend, having claimed pole position on the Saturday, after which he said: “Monza has been a good track for me so far! "I've never been here before this weekend but I've really got to grips with it, I love the place and it couldn't be going any better so far. I just got a good lap together and used my boosts perfectly - a two second improvement was more than I thought, but it was a great lap." But it did get better for Jolyon, as he claimed victory in race one. Starting from pole, Palmer made a solid start to keep the lead into the first corner before second placed Johan Jokinen boosted past the 19-year-old on the run down to the second chicane. The Dane's joy was to be short lived however, as he received a drive through penalty from the race stewards. Dean Stoneman became Palmer's main rival - the Marrakech race winner having enjoyed a storming start to the race to move from eighth on the

grid to fourth on the opening lap. He later made a stellar pass on Kazim Vasiliauskas for third position, which then became second after Jokinen's penalty and he quickly set about attacking Palmer for the lead - the pair even making contact during the safety car period! Palmer was able to hold on in the closing stages, however, with his victory setting up a fascinating championship battle with just two points separating Philipp Eng, Dean Stoneman and Palmer in the overall standings. But Palmer then raced into the championship lead by taking a second win in race two. A good start helped him to maintain position and from there he never looked back, taking victory just under four seconds clear of Sergey Afanasiev in second. Palmer's third win of the season now gives him a 12 point advantage in the overall standings, although the Briton is not getting carried away at such an early stage. “At Marrakech I think Philipp and Dean both thought it was a two horse race the championship - it's obviously not, I've had a great weekend and it proves the championship is very open. It's great to be leading at this stage but there's a long way to go."

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