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Volume 139
Issue 3
An open letter to Kettering about the Citizens of Flint Sydney Shirah Distribution Editor The use of the term “Flintoid” is a common one on the campus of Kettering. It is used by the students of Kettering to refer to the citizens of the city of Flint. They use this term to separate themselves from the citizens — a rude name for a separate group of people. The students also have a bad name around town for harassing the citizens, i.e. heckling and yelling at them. There are Kettering students that have been robbed or have been the victims of an attempted robberies by, what most assume to be, citizens of Flint. They are harassed at gas stations and on the street by random people. The students are easy targets because it is a
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A vintage postcard depicts the famous Flint "Vehicle City" arch. Photo Courtesy of mlive.com.
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The Fauna of the Kettering Biome Elise Atkinson Staff Writer G’day mates! This is staff writer and part time Kettering Zoologist, Elise Atkinson, bringing you a comprehensive guide to the fauna that exist in the rare biome that is Kettering University. While all of the students are of the same genus, there are many different species here with their own interesting quirks. Below is a look into my personal notes on several of the species that call Kettering home. Make sure to tag yourselves! Literally put on a sign with your species name. You are helping my research immensely. Engineerus Farmus: This species was born tinkering on tractors. They can be identified on sight by their plaid shirts tucked in, belts, and jeans. Most likely of all the species to want to blow stuff up. Great people to have in your D. Eddy or K. Eddy MECH groups. Practical knowledge 1,000,000,000%. They know 102 uses for duct tape. Engineerus Vroomvroomus: Who needs therapy when you can just drive very fast and listen to loud music? This species wants the speed limit to be 80mph so they can drive 90mph. 20% of their brain is dedicated for their nostalgia for the iconic direct-to-dvd movie Hot Wheels: World Race. Probably has named their car or something. May own a motorcycle partly so they can park in random spots around Kettering and never have to fight for a parking spot. Engineerus Beefus: A species defined by their very large muscles; their Continued on Page 7
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Renaissance Fair 2019 Pebbles Benavides Staff Writer HEAR YE, HEAR YE! Yes, it’s that time of yearthe time to get dressed up in ye old costumes and drink a hearty pint of ale while betting away your life savings on the top jousting knight in town. That’s right, the Renaissance Festival is back in town (or Ren Faire for short). The Ren Faire is a great place to relax and get away from the modern amenities of life, all the while avoiding the black plague and typhoid fever. Although the cost of most things are fairly expensive, it is a great place to people watch and there are many activities planned throughout the day for everyone to enjoy. You can really go ahead and do whatever you want, whether it’s eating a chicken leg, practicing archery, or even getting married. Costumes are very common and cheerfully encouraged, but not necessary. They needn’t be medieval, either. You can cosplay as any character or person you’d like, and you’re sure to get a few admiringly turned eyes. The Marketplace is my favorite part of the event. What’s more fun than spending more money after spending money on entry fees? Although it isn’t one central area, there are many shops spread out across the entire plot that the Ren Faire resides. You can purchase a large arrangement of items. Paintings, pottery, jewelry, kilts, backpacks, glass stuff, tunics, oils, furniture, and even weapons- you name it, really. Continued on Page 2
good bet that they came from nice areas where being robbed or harassed on the street wasn't a common occurrence so they probably won't be prepared for it. Unfortunately for both groups, the good people have been introduced to the bad ones before they were able to give each other a real chance. There is a large disconnect where neither group is comfortable around the other, and it’s completely understandable. If you don’t feel comfortable somewhere or in a situation, you don’t have to stay there. But, it is never acceptable to treat the people who make you feel uncomfortable as less than human. While you feel that way because they are around, it’s not their fault. No one is responsible for the way you feel but you.
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Living Healthy at the Rec Center Emma Mucciante Staff Writer A survey of 2000 people by Inc. Magazine revealed that the top three New Year’s resolutions were to diet or eat healthier, exercise more, and lose weight, with 71%, 65%, and 54% of people, respectively. But as everyone knows, almost no one actually follows through on their New Year’s Resolutions. People want to be healthy in their diet and exercise habits, but they overwhelming are dissatisfied with their own choices not to eat healthy or go to the gym. Why is that? There is simply too much pressure to be good at healthy living before they try to do it in public. Here at Kettering, we have the resources to help that! At our very own Connie and Jim John Recreation Center there are a multitude of events for students to get started on a healthier lifestyle! From clubs to classes to intramural sports, there is something for everyone to try out. One of the clubs, Road Runners, gets together to run a mile each Monday at the track in the Rec Center, and cheers on everyone, no matter how fast they can run. There are multiple yoga classes, a Zumba class, and this term, a self defense class that meet every week. No experience is necessary for any of these classes, and the instructors emphasize working out as hard as you can, but not pushing past your personal limits. If you want to try out a healthier lifestyle, check out any of the Rec Center Classes! Take one small step, no matter how active you are or what your body looks like, and see how your confidence will grow! Everyone can do it! Stay tuned for new classes being offered next term!