Andrea Antonello 11L If you could have any superpower what would it be? Shape shifter, I’ll be so sneaky Pirates or ninjas? Ninja How do you like your eggs? Boiled hard If you could have any animal (real or mythical) what would it be? Tiger Who’s your favourite Disney princess? Cinderella, I dressed as her for a casual clothes day at school one year What is your main/favourite definitely a convertible girl
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Anabelle Harwood 9M If you could have any superpower what would it be? Flying Pirates or ninjas? Ninjas How do you like your eggs? Sunny side up (: If you could have any animal (real or mythical) what would it be? Dinosaur Who’s your favourite Disney princess? Cinderella What is your main/favourite mode of transport? Car What do you want to be when you “grow up”? Actress Converse or Vans? VANS What’s your favourite fruit? Watermelon
Joshua Bracegirdle 11B If you could have any superpower what would it be? Super Speed and Invisibility Pirates or ninjas? Ninjas What’s your favourite game? (Console, game, party game, etc.)The Sims Castaway
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Joshua Barry 8G If you could have any superpower what would it be? Teleportation Pirates or ninjas? Ninjas What’s your favourite game? (Console, PC, board game, party game, etc.) Kingdom Hearts How do you like your eggs? Scrambled If you could have any animal (real or mythical) what would it be? A Phoenix Who’s your favourite Disney princess? Snow White What is your main/favourite mode of transport? Car What do you want to be when you “grow up”? A musical artist Converse or Vans? Converse What’s your favourite fruit? Apple
Skye Watson 8G If you could have any superpower what would it be? Flying Pirates or ninjas? Ninjas What’s your favourite game? (Console, game, party game, etc.)Fruit ninja
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TEACHER IN CHARGE OF IT & Media If you could have any superpower what would it be? Hmmm, originally I thought that I would love to have the ability to take other peoples powers, resulting in having the ultimate power...however, that would mean people would need powers in the first place. So I think I will go with being able to read peoples thoughts...a little bit like Edward Cullen ;) Pirates or ninjas? Pirates. No contest, clearly because Jack Sparrow is awesome. Although Mrs Florisson bought me a ninjabread cookie cutter which is extremely cool and made biscuits even better! What’s your favourite game? (Console, PC, board game, party game, etc.) Back in the day I was OBSESSED with Sonic the Hedgehog on the SEGA Mega Drive...Favourite board game would have to be either Pictionary or Cranium - I have been in many fits of laughter completing the “Star Performer”, moving a person like a puppet is much harder than you think! How do you like your eggs? Cooked by somebody else! No seriously, not because I’m lazy and like being waited on, it’s because I can never cook the perfect egg If you could have any animal (real or mythical) what would it be? Real animal would be a horse...or maybe even two. Mythical would have to be one of the flying dragons from Avatar What’s your favourite Disney princess? Ariel from The Little Mermaid, this was my all time favourite Disney movie when I was a child, I knew every word of that movie. Probably still do if I’m honest! What is your main/favourite mode of transport? Car, although I don’t LOVE driving...it’s ok, it gets me from A to B. I would love to be able to ice skate or roller blade everywhere though...that would be interesting and probably dangerous, I’ll just stick to my car What do you want to be when you “grow up”? Not so much what I want to be when I grow up, but if I stopped teaching I would like to work with horses, possibly as a showjumper Converse or Vans? Neither interest me that much! What’s your favourite fruit? Strawberries...chocolate covered ones :)
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TEACHER IN CHARGE OF ART If you could have any superpower what would it be? Ohhh this is something I often think about – it is quite a tricky decision…it's a close call between telekinesis (moving things with your mind...awesome!) and invisibility (so that I could eavesdrop on conversations or situations without being seen) Pirates or ninjas? Pirates for sure...mostly because Jack Sparrow has revolutionised pirates to be COOL and WACKY and ARTY What’s your favourite game? (Console, PC, board game, party game, etc.) Balderdash (so many crying fits of laughter playing that game!) or Taboo. I'm also a fan of the classic driving games Mario Kart and ReVolt (I wonder how many people are old enough to remember playing that on a PC in the 90's!!!) How do you like your eggs? Poached, soft yolk If you could have any animal (real or mythical) what would it be? I love animals, so first of all I'd want like 10 dogs 'oodles' to be precise, to be siblings for my Labradoodle Lucy. Then I'd like a Hamster and a few Alpacas. As you can tell I like fluffy, friendly animals. What’s your favourite Disney princess? I have to say I'm not the biggest fan of Disney princesses, because I believe they generally perpetuate undesirable stereotypes of glamourous, skinny girls who don't amount to much without a man in their life. But if I had to pick one, I'd go for Merida from Brave, because she (finally!!) subverts these stereotypes and advocates true GIRL POWER! What is your main/favourite mode of transport? Car for SURE. Not a huge fan of planes, and I'm too uncoordinated to ride cool things with wheels like skateboards…or rollerblades...I wish I could though... What do you want to be when you “grow up”? A good Mum Converse or Vans? Converse…? I actually don't care. At all. What’s your favourite fruit? Pineapple…closely followed by Strawberries
Mr Kingsford’s Jokes These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: • The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. • The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' • Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you. • Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. • Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. • Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. • Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Mr Kingsford’s Jokes These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: • Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. • Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. • The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. • Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. • This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. • The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. • Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door. • The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. • Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. • Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Students Jokes A man didn't like his haircut, but it started to grow on him. Akash Parattuparambil 7F
Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head? A - He wanted to make up his mind! Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window? A - Because he wanted to see time fly! Why don't they serve chocolate in prison? A - Because it makes you break out! What did the carpet say to the floor? A - "You go ahead I'll cover you" Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank? A - He wanted to make a clean get away! Marina Salem, 7W
Why is 6 scared of 8? Because 7 8 9 Get it? (Seven ate nine?) hehehe Ashleigh Littlefair, 7E What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever A senior in the College took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. As the game started, he said, "Watch the guy wearing number 15. I expect him to be our best man next year." "Oh, Honey," she said. "That's such a clever way to propose. I accept!" Nyssa McCarrol, 8C
Now is the time for all of us to start to really knuckle down and throw ourselves into study. As horrible as that may sound I promise you it will all pay off eventually. We are not far off from the Year Twelves leaving us to sit their WACE exams, and our other Senior and Middle schoolers will be following also with their end of year exams and tests. Although I am sure that we would all be rather doing a whole host of other things, our exams are rather important. Think of it as the 800 metre race in the Olympics. You need to be able to pace yourself so you can complete the whole thing. A good start can mean the difference between first, second or last position, but it is how hard you go in the last 100 meters that really counts. This is where we are now (particularly you Year Twelves!). Burning out now is not something we want to think about put all your thoughts about tanning at the beach, music festivals or shopping sprees on hold and pick up your pens and get some ink on that page! Remember that help is never far away. Teachers’ (funnily enough) are there to help us. The door to Study CafÊ is always open, your parents, guardians, friends, family and maybe the pet dog are also more than willing to hold up flash cards and quiz you on what ever you need to know! Don't forget about all the study seminars around the city designed especially for us! So are you ready? Are you set? OFF YOU GO!
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Senior School Challenges Maths Square Try to fill in the missing numbers. Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations. Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation. Each column is a math equation. TIP: Multiplication and division are performed before addition and subtraction.
Think "Start of the Olympics"
Think "The Second Greatest Commandment"
Unscramble each of the clue words. Copy the letters in the numbered cells to other cells with the same number to solve the puzzle.
Rebus Rencounters Definition: Puzzles which are a hostile contest
Each puzzle box below portrays a common word or phrase. Can you guess what it is? Answer: Since the word HEAD is over the word HEELS, the answer to the puzzle would be HEAD OVER HEELS!
Your task? Think of a quote or description that would best fit the following photos. The best one will be published in the next TJORM...watch this space as you could be the winner or the next photo could be of you!
TAKE MY HAND IF YOU WANT TO LIVE Well done Will and Ashleigh. Make sure you see Miss Fensom to collect your canteen vouchers as your prize.
“Let’s have a staring competition” William Jacobsz, 11B
“This whistle tastes like chocolate...yum!” Ashleigh Littlefair, 7E
“Just to let you know...there are wires attached to my feet” Ashleigh Littlefair, 7E
Your task? Think of a quote or description that would best fit the following photos. The best one will be published in the next TJORM...watch this space as you could be the winner or the next photo could be of you!
TAKE MY HAND IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
Produced by Jacobus Lemmer, Head Boy and Chontelle Wharton Publications Committee Staff Liason Miss Fensom Š Thornlie Christian College 2012