Thoughts spring 2016

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Excuses for missing school

THOUGHTS Spring/summer 2016

My son is under a doctors care and couldn’t take PE yesterday. Please execute him.

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Please excuse Tom for being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and 33. A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumber yard where he worked. “What did you take?” his priest asked him. “Enough to build my own house and enough for my son’s house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake.” “This is very serious,” the priest said “I shall have to think of a far reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?” “No, Father, I haven’t, the man replied. “But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber.” It is better for people to confess their sins than to harden their hearts

Please excuse Danny for being, it was his father’s fault. Richard had an acre in his side. Please excuse Joe from being absent last week, he could not talk because of Larry and Gitus. Please excuse Nancy for staying home. The doctor said that her lungs are too full to be outside. Please excuse Robert from being absent, he had a cold and could not breed well. These were actual excuses for missing school handed in by pupils


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