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The beach is usually a great — not to mention inexpensive! — option for spending some lazy days, but with the massive invasion of the potentially lethal Portuguese Man O’War jellyfish, it doesn’t seem so appealing. You can read all about these horrid creatures on page 102. So this got me wondering what other things we could do this summer to entertain ourselves. Summer is a perfect time to visit new places, meet up with old friends — and make new ones — but most of all, it’s a time to make memories that are talked about for years to come. When the sun is shining, it puts everyone in a good mood! So in true Sentinella style, here is an A-Z list of other things to do if you would rather not brave the sea this summer. A – Airshow Torre del Mar 27th/28th & 29th July, the busiest weekend of the year. B – Book a boat trip, have a BBQ and go to the beach if the sea is “medusa”-free! Visit the Butterfly Park in Benalmadena. C – Camping, or cool off with a trip to the cinema. What about popping along to Charlie’s Chiringuito Challenge on Saturday 11th July, when you can enjoy a drink in each chiringuito from Caleta to the end of Torre with some locals. Catch up with a friend or two! D – Dancing – join the new Latino Dance Expat beginner class at Garden Café Baobab in Torre del Mar every Thursday 8 – 9pm; it’s free and fun! Avenida Tore Tore 4. E – Exercise – walk, run, skate... F – Ferias in most towns / Firework display on 15th August around 11pm in Almunecar. This is an absolute MUST — it is fantastic! G – Go Karting in Almayate, or take a trip to Gibraltar.

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Strange News H – Hire a bike and explore Andalucia. I – Ice cream… and lots of it! J — Jog. K – Keep cool… especially between the hours of 12 and 3pm. L – Leave the touristy areas and head for some local beauty spots. Lido - if you don’t want the sea then find a municipal pool in any of the towns. M – Go to Malaga city — take a bus for less than 3 euros per person and explore. N – Visit the spectacular Nerja caves. O – Observe wildlife at Peña Escrita in Almuñecar. Have a go at orienteering (but don’t forget to take plenty of water with you!) P – Pack up a delicious picnic; hire a pedalo. Q – Quad biking – see adverts on pages 53 and 78 R – Relax in one of the many chiringuitos and watch the world go by. S – Swim in a swimming pool/ take up snorkelling. T – Visit a Theme Park, Tivoli World in Benalmadena or take a trip to Sevilla, Isla Magica — but be warned it will be rather hot! / Eat Tapas. U – Umbrella…. Stay underneath one, safely out of the sun, and enjoy reading your favourite magazine! Or undergo some soothing massage perhaps… Lots of places offer this service on the beach. V – Volleyball on the beach. W – Weekend Beach Festival 4th/5th/6th and 7th July in Torre del Mar. Water park Aquavelis see advert on page 86 for a discount. X – Xylophone lessons (joke…. I challenge you to think of anything else beginning with the letter X!) Y – Yachting on Vinuela Lake/take up Yoga. Z – Zoo in Fuengirola/Zipwire in Comares. There are approximately 77 days of school summer holidays and this lot will keep you entertained for at least 40 of them. Have fun with your own ideas for the rest! :) On that note, I hope you all have the best summer yet. Stay safe, keep cool, enjoy yourselves and make memories to treasure.

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Buggy bender A man has been arrested after driving a golf buggy through a 'drive thru' of a fast food restaurant in Catterick, North Yorkshire. North Yorkshire Police Roads Policing Group spotted the man and described it as the "most unusual job of the night", but they were relieved no high speed pursuit was necessary. The driver was arrested for theft and driving whilst unfit through drink. A statement on the North Yorkshire policing site said: "A pre-emptive box manoeuvre was utilised to avoid a high speed pursuit. "We had a few interesting questions for the driver to answer in interview when he was sober." Weird creatures Some type of creature has washed up on Rhossili Beach, in Gower, Wales, and it’s been freaking people out. Beth Jannetta, 41, found the five-foot long ‘alien-like’ carcass while walking her dog. She said: ‘I was going for a run with my dogs when I came across it. It looked like a well-rotted cetacean to me. ‘Other people think it is something different, like a crocodile. ‘It would be very interesting to find out what species it is.’ Marine experts are finding it difficult to identify the animal but have suggested it could be a type of whale, dolphin or porpoise. Bioscience expert Dr Dan Forman added: ‘When you look at it the first time you may think it is a crocodile, but it is certainly not. ‘There is a big bulge on the base of the skull which is a characteristic of a cetacean.’ Dr Forman, of Swansea University, added: ‘We get a reasonable amount of dead whales and dolphins in places like Pendine and Rhossili. From the data around carcasses washed up, there is a cluster around June and July.’ (More strange news on page 6)

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Strange News (Continued) Nessie on film An eight-year-old girl and her grandmother claim to have ‘definitely’ seen the Loch Ness monster — and took video footage as proof, which they shared on the internet. Laria Annand and her grandmother Marie, a teacher from Inverness, noticed strange movement in the water and the light bouncing off a long unidentified object, despite there being no boats or people around. The schoolgirl filmed footage that appears to show something long and thin splashing around in the loch. ‘We sat on the rocks for a few minutes,’ said Marie, 62. ‘We were just taking silly pictures of each other and splashing our feet in the water. I just looked up and that’s when I spotted the flickering in the water. ‘It looked as though the light was bouncing off something but there were no boats or people and it was something long – very long. I had to do a double take because there was just nothing to explain it. ‘I took a few pictures and then my granddaughter asked if she could take a video. ‘It was really weird and I can’t explain it, so the only thing I can think is we really

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Boost Your Health With Your Mind: 5 Simple Tips Did you know you can boost your health with Positive Thinking? When most of us think about improving our health, we think about changing our diets, taking vitamin supplements and exercising and all of those are indeed great steps to take. But, what we don’t think about that could help us most in the long run is the power of positive thinking. If you have 100 pounds you want to lose, it’s difficult to look on the bright side. You know it’s going to take awhile and getting started seems like a chore. With the power of positive thinking, you can learn to break up those pounds into chunks and be positive that you began and be happy for each goal you hit, even if it's only small. Congratulate yourself on every little success along the way.

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Steve Jobs’ Last Words He died a billionaire at 56yrs of Pancreatic Cancer and here are his last words on his sick bed: "I reached the pinnacle of success in the business world. In others’ eyes my life is an epitome of success. However, aside from work, I have little joy. In the end, wealth is only a fact of life that I am accustomed to.

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Welcome to Buddha House, a modern Nepali & Indian restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specialities Ctra El Peñoncillo 11, Torrox Costa (Easy Parking in front) Torrox Costa Open 12:30 - 15:30 and 18:30 - 23:30 (Closed Mondays) 10% discount on takeaways Tel: 952 53 09 21 / 602 817 658 Email: buddhahouse40@gmail.com Buddhahouse Torrox Costa

TORROX COSTA The German Bakery have been 10 years in Torrox. They offer a wide range of products eg: German bread, rolls, pasteries, cakes, sandwiches, sweet snacks & fresh coffee. The bakery offers daily fresh bread & bakery products. Orders can be placed by phone, email or sms. Be prepared for Birthdays and special occasion cakes. Special orders can be made as late as two days notice. Our products are made from the finest of ingredients which allows you to enjoy a healthy balanced diet. We only use natural products without flavouring or additivies. We have something for everyone, & special rates for events and functions. Raza Hotel have excellent facilities for your Dog, Cat or Rabbit, the perfect Hotel for your pets while you are away. In the countryside your dogs can enjoy secure outdoor play areas with toys provided & kennels with indoor sleeping area & outside run. For Cats, large catteries with cosy beds, toys & activities to keep them occupied. The Raza Hotel also offer a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as well as providing dog grooming services. Open 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to visit, Paco & Antonio would be happy to show you the facilities. For more info call: 952 52 5417, 646 75 24 63, or email: info@razahotel.com or visit the www.razahotel.com A great Nepali and Indian Restaurant in Torrox Costa, Buddha House. A modern restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specials. Closed on Monday. Ctra. El Penoncillo 11, Torrox Costa. See FB page Buddhahouse Torrox Costa. Happy Home Property Rental and Sales, based in Torrox/Competa but covering the Axarquia area are specialists in long term rentals and sales. With a large database of clients if you have a property to rent or sell we would really like to here from you! happyhomerentals78@gmail.com Tel: Christina 0034 645 864 866 FB: Happy Homes Rentals Contact Lewis Insurance Services for reputable buildings & contents insurance, car insurance, private medical insurance, pets insurance, funeral plans, cars bought & sold, call Mark on 653 322 392 O’learys Irish Bar serves delicious homemade food all day and all night. During July bring their advert from The Sentinella Magazine opposite and you will RECEIVE A FREE DRINK!!!! Combine that FREE DRINK with Happy Hour every day from 5-7pm! And or BUY ONE GET ONE FREE on all local beers and wines and FREE MIXERS with all spirits.. This is certainly the place for a drinks bargain plus enjoy LIVE MUSIC, all dates are on the advert opposite and on their fb page OLearys Irish Bar. Open every day from 2pm till late.

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Yo SoY Cafe Bar in Avenida Garci Penalver, Blq, 77 offer a wonderful ‘All you can eat breakfast buffet’, Every first and third Sunday of the month. Also serving a variety of burgers including, chicken, beef or vegetarian. “Pimp your Burger”. Calzados Blanca Castro for real leather shoes made in Spain! Avd. Andalucia No. 3. Call: 617 47 03 07 or email: calzadosblancacastro@gmail.com Rebeccah Curtis Wellbeing Centre Urb. Laguna Beach, Centro Commercial B, No. 16 Torrox Costa. Open Tuesday - Saturday 10am - 6pm. Tel: 952 53 01 22 & 651 956 284 Have you been to Caribe on the Paseo Maritimo, a fantastic location with uninterrupted views of the Mediterranean? Enjoy delicious food with menu del Dia 7.50€-2 courses or 9.50€-3 courses includes a drink per person (beer, wine or soft drink. They have a special offer homemade cakes & a coffee-3€ & fantastic homemade gateaus & a new 3 chocolate gateau to enjoy, great with a delicious coffee. Fresh fish cooked Andalucían style, pizzas, value meals such as Pinchitos de Cerdo de Pollo only 5.50€. Paella is available from 1.30pm everyday (pre-orders only), includes a soft drink or small beer or glass of wine, bread, Alioli. Every Monday they have Special Ukrainian Soup just 6.50€. Takeaway-available. Caribe can even cater for weddings & birthday parties with celebratory cakes made to order. Call in to find out more. For all your British Specialities including English Breakfasts and Fish & Chips visit Lews in Avda. El Faro in Torrox Costa. Call: 952 532 633.

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Jumbo Breakfast? Café sets diners epic 65 item full English breakfast challenge - and nobody has ever completed it. Food challenges are becoming more and more popular as pubs and restaurants come up with bigger and bigger meals to test their hungry customers. But a café in Yorkshire has taken it to a whole new level with its incredible full English breakfast. Shepherd's Place Farm Café in Doncaster serves up ‘The Terminator 2’ - which contains eight of all the traditional English breakfast items, including bacon, sausages and eggs. It also comes with a lot of baked beans and toast. Despite the incredible amount of food the meal only costs £15. The farm's owner Ted Phillips created the challenge because diners were able to polish off their existing breakfast challenge, the Terminator, challenge too easily. He told Mail Online: "A lot of guys came from all over the north of England to try the

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Cheesecake Recipe Baileys and Chocolate Cheesecake The smooth, creamy liqueur gives this celebration cheesecake the wow factor. Top with grated chocolate and a dusting of cocoa. Ingredients 100g / 3 1/2oz butter 250g / 8 3/4oz digestive biscuits, crushed 600g / 1lb 5oz Philadelphia cream cheese 25ml / 1floz Baileys 100ml / 3 1/2oz icing sugar 300ml / 10 1/2oz double cream, whipped 100g / 31/2oz grated chocolate To garnish 200ml / 71/4oz double cream, whipped cocoa powder, to dust. Preparation method Melt the butter in a pan and add the crushed digestive biscuits. Mix well until the biscuits have absorbed all the butter. Remove from the heat and press into the bottom of a lined 18cm/7in springform tin.

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Caddies Know Best Ten best caddie remarks.

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10. Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

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4. Golfer: “How do you like my game?” Caddy: “Very good, but personally, I prefer golf.” 3. Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.” 2. Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.” Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.” 1. Best Caddy Comment: Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.” Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off”.

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Your C.V What those statements on your Curriculm Vitae really mean... I know how to deal with stressful situations: I’m usually on Prozac. When I’m not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks. I seek a job that will draw upon my strong communication and organisational skills: I talk too much and like to tell other people what to do. I’m extremely adaptable in office organisation: I’ve used Microsoft Office. I’m honest, hard working and dependable: I pilfer office supplies. I take pride in my work: I blame others for my mistakes. I have a sense of humour: I know a lot of corny, old jokes and I tell them badly.

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Excellent 3 Bed 2 Bath Country Villa (140m² built, 3,221m² plot), totally reformed to a very high standard; it has a new roof, full electrical rewiring, new plumbing, damp-proof course, new f/f kitchen, 2 new bathrooms, UPVC double-glazing throughout and a new ﬂoor. Accommodation: lounge with wood-burner ﬁre, 3 double beds (master en-suite) & a family bathroom, gated driveway, ample parking, lots of outdoor space, a BBQ area, a garage (easily be converted to a bedroom) and a plunge pool

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Excellent 3 Bed 2 Bath Villa (136m² built, 440m² plot), walking distance to shops, bars and restaurants and just a few minutes by car to the village of La Viñuela, yet only 15 minutes to the coast. Accommodation: entrance hall, a lounge/dining room, f/f kitchen, 3 double beds and 2 family baths, integral garage (easily converted) & parking for 2 cars. Sunny & covered terraces, pool & lovely views

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Beautiful 2 Bed 2 Bath Townhouse (89m² built), fully renovated to a very high standard and comprises, a large lounge/dining room with ﬁreplace, a modern f/f kitchen, 2 double beds, (master with balcony), 2 bathrooms, storage area, external courtyard with BBQ, south facing terrace, communal pool. 2-minute walk to the beach and next to all amenities. Eco a/c

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Delightful 3 Bed 2 Bath House (120m² built,400m² plot), near to Benamargosa. Accommodation: living room with cast iron wood burning stove, separate dining room, f/f kitchen/diner, ﬁrst bedroom, family bathroom and a separate apartment with a living room/bedroom, kitchenette & shower room. Wonderful covered & sunny terraces, a ﬁxed BBQ, storage room, garden with lawn, olive trees & Mediterranean plants & a separate 8m² wooden guest annexe

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Top Indian Cuisine All you Indian food lovers out there may have noticed that Indialucia in Nerja opened its doors a couple of months ago. Maybe you have already tried it, but if not, then you should — you are missing a treat.

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Once regarded as purely a food only eaten by vegetarians, lentils have now become a tasty staple in many people’s diets as their healthy properties have become more widely recognised. Low in calories and high in nutrition, lentils are the perfect legume to eat in the summer in salads, spreads, for crudité and crackers, and as an item on a vegetarian dinner plate, whilst in winter, they add quality to soups and stews. Among many other positive attributes, lentils help to reduce blood cholesterol since they contain high levels of soluble fibre. Lowering your cholesterol levels reduces your risk of heart disease and stroke by keeping your arteries clean. Several studies have shown that eating high-fibre foods such as lentils reduces your risk of heart disease too. In addition, lentils are a great source of folate and magnesium, which are big contributors to heart health. Folate lowers your homocysteine levels, a serious risk factor for heart disease. Magnesium improves blood flow, oxygen and nutrients throughout the body. Low levels of magnesium have been directly associated with heart disease, so eating lentils will keep your heart happy. Insoluble dietary fibre found in lentils also helps prevent constipation and other digestive disorders such as irritable bowel syndrome and diverticulosis. Adding to the many benefits of fibre, soluble fibre traps carbohydrates, slowing down digestion and stabilising blood sugar levels. This can be especially helpful for those with

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For many years the Costa Animal Society (CAS) has maintained a stall at the Trapiche Market. Unfortunately, our stalwart Sue is no longer able to continue so we are seeking a new marketeer. The market is on every Tuesday from 9.30am until 1.30pm. CAS will provide you with all the inventory of clothes, bric-a-brac, books, etc. but you will have to provide your own transportation. For more information, please contact CAS president Vera Newing on 95 252 9670.

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Breaking The Ice: Exercises To Unfreeze A Frozen Shoulder In stretching we should feel a point of tension but not pain.

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Well Therm Thermography Clinic... ...offers women a valuable first-line breast health test to identify early changes, which has the ability to warn us early of the development of breast disease. Medical thermography can help your health care practitioner make a better diagnosis and choose the best treatment. Importantly, thermography does not need radiation or compression to make this health assessment of your breasts. Janet van Dam, certified clinical thermographer owner of Well Therm Thermography Clinic, wants to make a difference to women’s health after personally experiencing the effects of breast cancer in her family (mother and sister). Mammography in both cases was not helpful: her mother’s breast tumour was totally missed and her sister was too young to have any breast exam at the age of 28. Both found their own tumours. Unfortunately her Mum died. It is now understood that cancer is the end result of a disease process. Mammography,

ultrasound and current cancer treatments are focused on discovering and managing this end result rather than trying to change those factors that caused the cancer in the first place, like excess hormone activity and inflammation. Thermography is a valuable addition to current tests, because it visualises how tissues and organs are functioning rather than purely its structure. It specifically looks for tell tale signs of disease that cannot be seen by ultrasound or mammography / X-ray by comparing results over time, so that you can take control and make positive changes to your lifestyle to reverse and prevent disease. The more you build the picture of any screening method, the more accurate and reliable it is going to be. Because there is no radiation risk, repeat screenings will not affect your health in any way or your results. Continued opposite

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Well Therm Thermography Clinic (Continued) Other applications for medical thermal imaging besides breast imaging are: Extra-Cranial Vessel Disease Conditions which relate to flow of blood through the vessels of the neck and head are readily accessed with thermal imaging. The large vessels in the neck are very easily visualised with thermography and can help us assess the risk for arthrosclerosis and stroke. Cardiovascular and circulatory disorders NEW - Very soon it will be possible to risk assess cardiovascular disease at Well Therm with a simple test, examinating the micro-circulation of the hands to track and monitor the risk of cardiovascular / endothelial disease with an analysis from the compression / decompression of the brachial artery. Infrared Thermography is periodically applied for differential diagnostics and is useful in preventing heart disease and serious circulatory problems such as varicose veins. Janetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s focus is on educating her clients to have a better understanding about their

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Every 2nd Sunday of the month The committee of Los Romanes inform you that on the second Sunday of every month they organise a car boot sale / market at the square in Los Romanes. Many stalls including food, clothes, handbags, books, jewellery, bric a brac & much more! For more info call Chris: 655 240 957 Isa: 659 589 562 (Spanish) 10am - 2pm Run by the Community For the Community See you there!!!

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People Who Come And Go A rush for the tourist businesses It appears at present that a huge number of Central and Northern Europeans are coming over to Spain with the intention of starting a new life here. All have two things in common: firstly, they all want to set up a business in tourism. Most of these would-be entrepreneurs are thinking along the lines of a B&B or self catering apartments on site. Most want at least 4 guest rooms, plus their own accommodation. And of course an in-ground pool, great views and good access. Others want a house and land for yurts to jump on the growing bandwagon of rural ‘glamping’ (camping in style!). This is wonderful, it is always very good to see enthusiastic people wishing to generate income and contribute to the Andalusian economy. But the biggest challenge they face is the second thing these clients all have in common: most want to achieve all of this within a budget of around 200,000€. This is where my enthusiasm is dashed, as in most cases this is unrealistic, to say the least. Most properties already set up as a tourist

business or B&B have starting prices of 350,000 or much more! And then there is a third issue which most are not aware of until they start looking in greater depth. The road to achieving a legal business of this type is now fraught with difficulties and obstacles. Obtaining a tourist licence has up until recently been a fairly easy process, only filling in a form, and ensuring the property meets the basic safety and comfort requirements, but now it is getting a little more complicated, with different town halls insisting on different requirements, from licences of first occupation or DAFO’s, and licences of ‘apertura’, to ensuring disabled access is in place in at least one room. The town halls are less than enthusiastic, especially in Malaga province (unlike other provinces in Andalucía), which is a terrible shame and a somewhat short sighted attitude, with little help available to these types of hopeful future residents. But I always say, where there’s a will, there’s a way, so come, oh would-be entrepreneurs, and let’s get you starting up your businesses in Andalusia! By Toni Waterman, Unspoilt Andalusia (see advertisement below)

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Portuguese Man Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Wars Why are they so dangerous? The Portuguese Man o'War is not a jellyfish but they are very closely related and consist of a floating colony of hydrozoans - lots of really tiny marine organisms living together and behaving collectively as one animal. The man-of-war is made up of four polyps. Man-of-war are asexual. They are not a man or a woman! One polyp is responsible for all that action. A stranded Portuguese Man o'War looks a bit like a deflating purple balloon with blue ribbon. It's the tentacle-like polyps that can give an agonising and potentially lethal sting and on rare occasions its sting has been known to kill. The tentacles with the stinging cells can get to be 165 feet long! but are more on average about 50 feet. Their tentacles are loaded with coiled, barbed tubes that deliver venom capable of paralysing and killing small fish and crustaceans. Man-of-war tend to travel together (up to 1000!) Stings cause severe pain to humans and leave bright red whip-like welts on the skin for days afterwards. If you see one, do not touch it or pick it up.

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All About Summer Summer is the hottest of the four temperate seasons, falling between spring and autumn. While rare, the plague is more readily contracted and spread during the warm summer months, particularly in the western U.S. In 2012, for example, a Colorado girl contracted the disease when she touched a dead squirrel on a family camping trip. Leprosy is more readily contracted during the summer. Each year about 150 Americans contract leprosy, the same skin-disease that is mentioned in the Bible. In the United States, the source of leprosy is usually armadillos. The disease is transmitted when people, particularly in the southern U.S., hunt, kill, and eat infected armadillo. According to custom, in the United States, a person can wear white pants only during the summer, or between Memorial Day and Labor Day. Watermelon is a classic summer treat. it is part of the cucumber, pumpkin, and squash family and consists of 92% water. On average, Americans consume 15 pounds of watermelon annually. Popsicles, a popular summer treat, was accidentally invented by an 11-year-old boy in San Francisco in 1905. He left a glass of soda sitting outside and by the next morning the soda had frozen. He began selling them at an amusement park in New Jersey. In the U.S., cherry is the number 1 flavour. July, the hottest summer month in the Northern Hemisphere, is National Ice Cream Month, not surprisingly. Americans eat an average 20 quarts of ice cream a year. Vanilla is the most popular flavour, with chocolate coming in second. (Continued on opposite page)

Well hello Summer! Finally it has arrived! Everyone is thinking sun, sand and sangria as holiday makers flock to the area. Most of us residents are working but whatever job you are in, there is always a hint of Summer Madness this time of year! At La Vaqueria we look forward to welcoming all of our new visitors, from so many different countries and we endeavour to make sure that your experience is a truly unique one. After all, if some one has saved up all year for their holiday and choose to spend part of it with us we feel not only honoured but also responsible for making sure that their visit is the best it can possibly be; special diets, fractious toddlers, bored teenagers, the not so nimble on their pins; we do our utmost to make you all feel at home and well looked after. If you are resident and are expecting visitors why not book a bespoke art class for the morning or book your guests in for our monthly mosaic workshop. If you are looking for something that little bit different, La Vaqueria is the place for you! This month we have the first of our "foody" workshops where nutritionists with over 20 years experience will help us think about what we eat and teach us how to improve our diets. Whilst on the subject of workshops, we are already planning our Autumn events and have lots of new ideas and lots of lovely new teachers interested but if there is something that you fancy having a go at please don't hesitate to get in touch and we can discuss it. See Fb for all our events.

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All About Summer (Continued) The word honeymoon has associations with summer. The Pagans used that name for the first full moon in June because they drank fermented honey (mead) as part of summer wedding celebrations. School summer vacations were invented by educator Horace Mann in 1840. The first Summer Olympic Games were held

in 1896 in Athens. Women were first allowed to compete in 1900. On September 13, 1922, the temperature in the shade in the Libyan Desert reached 136 degrees Fahrenheit. This is hot enough to fry an egg on a rock! The longest summer bikini parade on record happened on August 19, 2012, in China with 1,085 participants. People generally take advantage of the high temperatures by spending more time outdoors during summer. Activities such as travelling to the beach and picnics occur during the summer months

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Come and meet or speak to our bilingual team;

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Best Advice 10 pieces of advice to be passed on to your mum, your daughters or granddaughters, nieces, aunts, girlfriends, etc... 1. Don’t imagine you can change a man unless he’s in nappies. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Go for the younger man. You might as well they never mature anyway. 5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart. 6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener. 8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Bibilcal times, men wouldn’t ask for directions. 9. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books. 10. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

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Axarquia Sports Page TorreTorrox Golf Society played its monthly competition at Torrequebrada Golf Course in June. Torrequebrada is an 18-hole, par-72 and 5,852 metre length course situated in Benalmadena with the beach and mountain views. This course opened in 1976 and was designed by Pepe Gancedo. Considered a masterpiece, it is recognised as one of the most beautiful and well established courses on the Costa del Golf. The Spanish Open was held here in 1979, although it is not a long course, it is a test of skills for players of all levels with the tee shot here being of prime importance. Wild drives will loose balls in the trees and the woods, in the rough, in the bunkers and in water hazards. Don't be fooled by the short 80 metre length third hole, Seve Ballesteros scored a 7 here!! Although a lot of development has taken place around the course which inevitably has taken away some of the views, this course still manages to retain its intimacy amongst the thousands of established trees which align and border every hole. The buggies where all fitted with GPS and screens so we could all see how far

we had not hit the ball! The day was sponsored by Currencies Direct so lots of prizes and freebies went around. Some of the winners on the day where; Dave Brooks who won closest to the pin on a very tricky par 3 hole. The longest drive was taken by Nick Gordon who managed an impressive 316 yard drive, straight down the middle on a flat fairway. On the day Rob Townsend aka Mr Platinum came in on top place, scoring 38 points followed not very closely by Les Pimlott, and in third place was Dave Brooks beaten on count back. The â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Thanks for Turning Upâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; prize was closely contested however Mick Andronik pulled it out the bag by losing the last 14 holes! The next competition is on the first Saturday in July, 7th at the Parador Golf Club, so if you would like to play contact us on Facebook FB: TorreTorrox Golf Society We look forward to hearing from you.

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Ladies Quotes Wise words from the female species...

they called ME slow! Kathy Buckley

The hardest years in lives are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes (at 73)

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt

Men can read maps better than women because only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles. Roseanne Barr

If they don’t have chocolate in heaven then I ain’t going! Anonymous

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. Lily Tomlin A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t. Rhonda Hansome When I was young I was put in a school for special needs kids for two years before they realised I actually had a hearing loss. And

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Rosanne Barr It takes a woman 20 years to make a man of her son and another woman 20 minutes to make a fool of him. Helen Roland Before marriage a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you, after marriage he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Helen Roland

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POCAPECUNIA, the Charity shop in aid of the Love A Child Foundation, has reformed the shop and is twice as big. We are still always in need of clothes, household items, paperbacks, CD's and DVD's. Open: Mon-Sat from 10am to 1.30pm. C/Bella Vista 6 in Nerja (between Parador & Hotel Villa Flamenca). Volunteers needed. The Costa Animal Society needs your help, particularly with their efforts at the Sunday car boot markets in Nerja and Almuñecar. If you have some time, and especially if you own a 4x4 or other large vehicle, your assistance in transporting and selling goods on a Sunday morning would be much appreciated as both these markets help raise much needed funds to care for rescued animals. If you can assist CAS in any way call Wendy: 660271984 or Vera: 680 315880. SEEKING CHARITIES - People helping People Do you know of any SPANISH Charities (O.N.G) who help people and are seeking funding? The American International Club is currently seeking Spanish Organisations who are seeking assistance. The organisation will be presenting a donation at the Dia de Residente event this April in Nerja. If you are aware of an organisation that assists Spanish people, please send an email with contact i nformation to nerjaclub@yahoo.com The American International Club is a social club open to all nationalities which spans the area from Almunecar to Torrox and beyond. Activities include tapas runs, monthly excursions, petanque, coffee mornings, dinners and walks. The Club raises funds for Spanish charities and each year makes a significant donation to a local organisation as a way of saying "thank you" to our host nation. Our motto is "If it isn't fun, we don't do it". To join in the fun email: nerjaclub@yahoo.com http://www.americaninternationalclub.com Los Romanes Royal British Legion. Los Romanes branch has two venues. We meet weekly on a Tuesday at 12 midday at Bar Atila, Puente Don Manuel and on a Wednesday at 12 midday at Bar La Vega, Torre del Mar. Our friendly group get together not only to raise funds for and support the Royal British Legion in Spain, but also meet to be with friends and have some fun, including quizzes, bingo, monthly lunches etc. We always welcome new members (you don’t have to be ex-military) – so come along to make some new friends at one of our meetings or contact Joyce on 692 551 385 for more information.

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BAR ATILA Every Tuesday Bar Atila, Puente don

Manuel, Quiz 8.30pm. Call to reserve a table 663 393 987

Quiz Night Every Thursday Evening Bar Viva, C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar. Quiz night with a difference. From 8.30pm. Hosted by yours truely, Tony of The Sentinella. Come on down for a great evenings entertainment. Call to reserve your table 952544362 Every 2nd Wednesday in the month AAR monthly quiz at La Tasca. 3pm start. Opposite the police station, Torre del Mar. Call Shelia for details 640 328 051 Argentine Tango classes in Torrox: Wed 5pm 6pm Salón Pilates con Lorena Calle Deire, edificio fantasia, sótano 2 derecha, Torrox pueblo Mario Correa 649 59 55 94 mac1710@gmail.com Furniture shop in Torre del Mar is looking for volunteers who have a free morning or afternoon every week to help us to sell second hand furniture and attend to customers in the new store. Would you like to help us? Contact the Volunteer Department now: 952564910/671048304 voluntariado@cudeca.org 41 Club If anyone wishes to know more about our 41 Club which has 50 members from 10 different countries throughout Northern Europe. We are a drop in club as most of our members only spend short periods of time in Spain but always turn up to join in our FUN. 41clubnerja.org or ring Alfie on 626998626

Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 10am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164 Red Cross The Red Cross can help foreign residents with such things as basic needs (food, clothing and medicines) plus other services such as the loan of aids (wheelchairs, crutches and walking sticks), SOS type personal alarms and help to attend appointments e.g. GP or hospital visits. There are a small number of English-speaking volunteers so if you need help or would like to find out more about becoming a volunteer please email Richard at 29094social@cruzroja.es Los Romanes Car boot / market. Every second Sunday of the month, next on Sunday 8th July For information call Chris 655 240 957 (Eng) or Isa 659 589 562

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Wine: Gems Of Austria Austria attracts many visitors, from global origins, constantly. From pretty alpine villages, through cities, boasting beautiful architecture, to stunning landscapes, with lakes, mountains, glaciers and so much more, there is something for everyone. Vienna is the capital city and home to Strauss, the renowned family that is famous for numerous musical scores, including much-loved and well-known waltzes. The Vienna Boys Choir has many followers, worldwide. Locating Mozart’s birthplace, cathedrals and a lot of other locations, including some of the world’s finest museums and art galleries, hold much

and has a very good, full body. Taste the music – absolutely! Their ranges include classic, dry Grüner Veltliner wines, which are medium-bodied and full of character, through Zweigelt and Pinot Noir Grande Reserve productions, displaying most impressive fruit depths. All are great pairings with many dishes, complementing cuisine to an exceptional standard. www.wein-baumgartner.at

interest. The high-quality wines, produced in Austria, many of which are multi award-winning, have become recognised for their distinctive, superb attributes.

Muskateller, Pinot Noir, Zweigelt and, of course, Grüner Veltliner. Their Steiner wine ranges include Grüner Veltliner Sommeliers and Privat Riede Neuberg. On, through Grüner Veltliner Riede Dechant Reserve, to others, that include Riesling Riede Steinhaus and Muskateller, to Zweigelt Reserve. These productions prove to be very popular. Each to their own, the Zweigelt is often selected to impress – and impress it certainly does! This production has many ‘devotees’ and is regularly chosen to grace numerous dining occasions. This red, fruited wine, is both delicate and elegant. The silk-red conveys throughout, from the appearance, through the bouquet, to the superb pleasures, on the mouth and palate, with a memorable finish. Wonderfully delicious. www.hauermandl.at

Domäne Baumgartner is currently reputed to be the largest wine estate in Austria. Having centuries of experience and, now, combining tradition with innovation, Domäne Baumgartner produces outstanding wines. Indeed, Grüner Veltliner Rosenprinzessin (Rose Princess) is, truly, ‘Music in the Bottle’. This wine is ‘treated’ with/to music, having frequencies ‘encouraging’ the eventual outcome. The resulting wine is elegant

Hauermandl is a family-owned winery in the Langenlois area. Several grape varieties are grown, including Riesling, Chardonnay,

As always Enjoy! By Trevor Langley

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Move It To Music! A gentle, informal and fun dance fitness class held on Saturdays, 11-12 noon, annually from mid October to Easter, Time Sport Gym - Avda de Pescia 21, Nerja. For more info: 675 846 217/moveittomusic@yahoo.co.uk Short Mat Bowls The Nerja Short Mat Bowls Club is now operating in the hotel Jimesol, C/ Chaparil, Nerja on Monday and Thursday afternoons from 1.45pm to 4.15pm. New members welcome. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579 for more details. www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com Golf: TOGS (Torrox Golf Society) If you would like a friendly but competitive game of golf each Sunday morning at Baviera, then why not join TOGS, possibly the friendliest Society on the Costa. Email: torroxgolfsociety@gmail.com or call Captain: George Clay on 643 139 023 Colmenar Social Club is a group whose aim is to promote friendship and assistance to all our members. We meet every Wednesday from 12.00pm at Arco Del Sol Hotel, Colmenar on A356 velez Malaga to Casabermeja road Km9. A great venue to enjoy a variety of activities such as wine tasting, talks, cooking demonstrations, monthly lunches, car sharing days out, theatre visits and a monthly bowling group. Everyone is welcome, if you’re interested please contact Carol on 643 358 493 or visit our Facebook page: Colmenar Social Club - to view activities. Phoenix Club We now meet every Tuesday between 12 and 2pm at Bar La Vega, Avenida Andalucia and is sandwiched between the small Mercadona Supermarket and the Repsol Garage on the way out of Torre towards Malaga. Call Gail 951 067 723 www.phoenixsocialclub.co.uk Do you like singing? Would you like to join a choir? We are inviting new singers to become members of the local, long-established choir, Coral Coraxalia under the leadership of Eusebio Pita. Great, friendly atmosphere, all nationalities, good repertoire, performances and concerts, social events, possible touring, etc. Rehearsals Thursdays 17.30 – 20.00 in the Casa Cultura on the main A7205 road at Viñuela village. Plenty of free parking opposite. Come along to a rehearsal and hear us and decide if you’d like to join us! For more information call 689 111 352 / 669 682 138 Scottish Country Dance Classes Every Tuesday evening from 7.15pm - 9pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, for all levels, with or without partners.

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For further information please contact George Bain on 619 069 966 RBL - Nerja We enjoy regular lunches on the first Friday of each month at the Restaurant Nueva Arenas in La Herradura and on the third Thursday each month at the hotel Al Andalus, Maro. email dgdeepblue@gmail.com or Tel: 615 550 886 To book for lunches, or to contact the branch for information, please contact our Secretary Vera Osborne, Tel: 952967200, Email: ozzybaldwin@yahoo.co.uk Every one is welcome and you don't have to be ex military to join. We are a friendly active branch who support a very worthwhile cause, So come along and join us" RBL - Benajarafe Branch Meet every Friday from 12.30-2.30pm, at the coastal, Puerto Niza restaurant, we enjoy bingo, quizzes, more entertainment & monthly outings, a superb lunch inc. drinks, & we welcome all new and existing RBL members. Tel: 603 879 308 www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/benajarafe The local, men only, Golf society for those wanting a monthly Saturday game at different courses within an hours drive of Torre Del Mar. Find us on Facebook or call Antony on 639 418 017. Nerja Players will begin their new season again in October. If you are interested in membership and would like to stop by for a cold reading audtion, please stop by. Visit our website for details and location at https://www.thenerjaplayers.com Jukebox Bandits Gigs For July/Aug Fri 20 July: La Plaza, Canillas de Albaida, 9.00 - 12.00pm. To reserve a table call 952 553254 or 609 167127. Fri 27 July: El Recreo, Competa,9.00 - 12.00pm. To reserve a table call 952 516043. Friday 3 Aug: Canillas Feria, Canillas de Albaida 9.00 - 10.30pm. Sat 4 August: Teteria Hierbabuena, Competa, 9.00-12.00.To reserve a table call 951 707638 There will be more gigs during July, for an update go to www.jukeboxbandits.com The Nerja Philosophical Group For further information please call Tom Bryson on 699170931. Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar. Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar, 29740. Opening hours Mon-Fri 10am - 1pm & 3pm - 6pm. Tel.952 543 334 E-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org.

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‘The 'Big Cats' We are a group of Jaguar enthusiasts living in Andalucia. We have a meeting each month for a meal and a good old chat about our cars. On occasions we organise something rather more special, Mystery Tours or Weekends Away. The Jaguar Enthusiasts' Club is the largest Jaguar Club in the world and was formed in 1984, by members of other Jaguar Clubs, for the enthusiast who not only used, but maintained or restored their SS, Jaguar or Daimler. Contact Philip Wray on 669 434 457 www.jec-spain.com JEC.CostaDelSol@gmail.com Join El Valle! El Valle is one of Axarquia’s most successful and longest running social clubs. We are based in the Lake Vinuela area, 10 km inland from Velez Malaga, and most members live fairly locally but we also welcome people from the coast and further afield. At our monthly meetings you can find out about our wide range of activities that range from the cultural and gastronomic to quizzes, games and films. We also organise days out and short trips away. Through its members El Valle has links to groups that enjoy a variety of pursuits including leisurely scenic walks, more energetic cross-country hash runs, photography, quad biking, drama, bird watching and dancing. So whatever your interests El Valle has something for you! We meet on the first Mon of each month (apart from Aug when we take a break!) at the Camping Bar, Lake Vinuela. Please visit www.campinglavinuela.es for directions. Meetings start 7:30 but we start arriving from 7pm so come early and introduce yourself so that we can help you make the most of what El Valle has to offer. You can also meet us on Fri mornings from 11:30-12:30 at Meson Sara at the Puente don Manuel crossroads to join us, book an event or have a chat. www.el-valle-asociacion.com The Nerja History Group is for anyone interested in Spanish History. We have monthly Talks & Trips between the months of October - April, Mixed nationalities, Talks delivered in English. All welcome. http://www.nerjahistorygroup.es/ or contact Christina Sinclair 687 602 057 or email nerjahistorygroup@yahoo.com Web: www.lux-mundi.org July events Please note that in July the Centre is open mornings only Monday – Friday 10.00 – 13.00. Every Wednesday – Art & Craft Group. Join friends in a relaxed and friendly atmosphere. The Art group meet and help each other with various forms of art, water colours, pastels etc. The craft group are currently making cards in various styles including Iris paper folding and Zentangle. Time

10.00 – 13.00 at the Centre. Every Friday 11.00 to 13.00 - Espan-Glish Group at the Centre. Interchange of Languages. Improve your level of Spanish and help others to improve their English. A donation of 1€ will be appreciated. Every Friday – Coffee Morning. Time 11.00 to 13.00. Monday July 2nd - Half Orange “Bring and Share” Lunch, widows, widowers and singles group. You are welcome to join us and make and meet new friends at the Centre. The group also meets on the other Mondays of the month for coffee, walks, visits to places of interest, etc. Time 13.00. Thursday July 19th Coach Excursion to Gibraltar. Ticket price 12€ available at the Centre. Proceeds for fund raising. Departure times Puente don Manuel (Bar Mis Tapitas) 6.45, Algarrobo (Lidl) 7.15, Caleta (Vets) 7.20 and Torre Del Mar (Bus Station) 7.30. Depart Gibraltar 15.30 approximately. PASSPORTS / I.D. REQUIRED. Wednesday July 25th – Excursion to Granada for the Lorca Festival. Please come and join Lux Mundi, Torre del Mar on an evening excursion to visit Granada and experience the flamenco show, which takes place in the beautiful setting of the open air theatre in the Generalife gardens of the famous Alhambra Palace. The flamenco dancing is based on the songs inspired in the poems, plays and writing of Frederico Garcia Lorca who is a fountain to which every year the Festival pays homage from the utmost respect and the purest admiration. You will arrive in the centre of Granada at approx. 18.30 where there will be free time for dinner. The coach will then collect you at 21.30 to take you to the Alhambra where there is a short walk through the gardens to the theatre where the show starts at 22.00. After the show the coach will collect you for the homeward journey arriving in Torre del Mar at approx. 02.00. Ticket price 35€ available at the Centre. The price includes transport and entrance to the show and is a fundraising event. Departure times: Vinuela (Football Pitch) 16.45, Torre del Mar (Bus station) 17.00, Caleta (Opposite the Vets) 17.10, Algarrobo (Lidl) 17.15. July - Thursday 26th & Friday 27th. The Centre will be closed for the Torre del Mar Feria.For info please contact the Centre, Tel.952 543 334 E-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org

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n o i t a m r Info ...In our own random order! Bus Times Call: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30, 07:30, 08:30 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 12:15, 12:50, 13:30, 14:45. 15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-Torre see Nerja-Malaga times Torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15, 10:00, 11:00, 11:15; 11:45, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00. Church services in English The Anglican Parish of Nerja & Almuñécar Services at Iglesia San Miguel (St Michael's Church), Nerja every Sunday at 12 noon and at Capilla de Nuestra Señora del Carmen (Fisherman's Chapel), Almuñécar every Sunday at 9.30 a.m. (except during August). There is also a short service of Holy Communion on Wednesdays at 9.30 a.m. in the Church Shop, Calle Málaga, Nerja. Priest in Charge: Father Nigel Thomas. Tel: Church House 952 521 339 Church Shop 952 522 460. Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sundays Tel: 952 219 396 Velez-Malaga - Capilla De San Jose, Calle Linares 7, Velez-Malaga. Sundays 10.30. Website stgeorgemalaga.org Tel 952 407 050 Anglican communion. Torre del Mar - St Barnabas Church (IERE) Spanish episcopal services in English at

Local Police : 091 Guardia : 062 Fire : 080 11am, Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays. Holy Communion 2nd and 4th Sundays. Tel. 952 030 461 (Priest). Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Avda Moscatel 1 "I", (Gardens of Viña Malaga/ Antigua Casa Del Viña). Roman Catholic - Caleta de Velez - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, change of venue from October 7th at the Parish Church of Nuestra Señora del Carmen, situated on the main street, Caleta de Velez. Time 5pm. Sunday Anglican Church of St. Barnabas (IERE) 11am. Morning prayer 1st & 3rd Sundays, Holy Communion 2nd & 4th Sundays. Torre del Mar Evangelical Church Torre del Mar Presbyterian Church (Evangelical) meets for worship each Sunday at 11.00am in Legends Bar, C/ Don Cipriano Maldonado Jiménez, Torre del Mar. Everyone welcome. Email info@torredelmarchurch.es Web www.Torredelmarchurch.es Torre del Mar: International Church Málaga/Cornerstone International Church. Meets Sun @ 11:30am & Wed @ 6:30 pm for Bible Study. Calle Solera 2, Bajos,Torre del Mar (Opposite the Bus Station TDM) Evangelical Church - El Puente Christian Fellowship Sunday Worship - 11am. Midweek activities - Pilates - Mon 11am - 12.15pm. Bridge club Tues 2.15pm - 6pm. AA - Wed 7pm. Charity shop/books open Wed, Thurs, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. Bible study Thurs 5-7pm. We meet at El Puente Christian Fellowship premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobilaria, El Cruce de Puente don Manuel. Phone: 952 115 220 or 952 518 185 Bank Hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. Taxis Torre: 653 917 004, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 653 917 004, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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Weekly Market days Mondays: Torrox Costa Tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche on the road to Benamagosa. Wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria, Algarrobo Costa & Camping Vinuela Ctr.A356 KM30. Thursdays: Velez Malaga & Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Puente don Manuel & Cala de Moral Saturdays: Caleta de Velez , Competa & Benajarafe, Algarrobo Costa, Opp Lidl (1st & 3rd Saturday each month) Sundays: Malaga Consulates UK Opposite the main bus station Edif, Eurocom Bloque Sur C/Mauricio Moro 2-2º- Malaga 902 109 256 or 913 342 194 Ireland Avda, de los Boliches, Nº15 Fuengirola 952 475 108 Germany C/Mauricio Moro 2, Malaga 952 363 591 Sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 Chemists www.bit.ly/dutychemists Telefonica

Airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 Granada 952 048 804 Airlines www.easyjet.com www.ryanair.com www.thompsonfly.com www.norwegian.com www.flybe.com www.bmibaby.com www.ba.com Shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally) The municipal market (fruit and veg) and the weekly markets are only open mornings. Water Supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013 Railway Stations Malaga: 952 360 202 Granada: 958 271 272 Town Halls Torre and Velez: 952 500 100 Torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 Rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000 Hospitals Nerja Ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000 ITV Call: 902 702 727 www.itvcita.com - Open Mon - Fri 08.00am - 18.45pm, Sat: 08:00am 12.45pm

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) : a h a Jokes h Thanks to MP for the following jokes... I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blondie pink) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What the bloody hell are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blondie pink) followed me, the Boss asked her,'.. And where do you think you're going?!' She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark. ------------------------------------------------------------On a recent trip to the USA Julius Malema addressed a major gathering of native American Indians. He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for South Africa and how he envisioned nationalising the mines. At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name "Walking Eagle". A very chuffed Malema then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Malema.

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Jokes h a ha :) The wife was getting dressed up for a night out with her mates, walked into the lounge and asked me to rate her. "8 or 9 at least." I said. "Out of 10?" she smiled. "Thanks, Babe, I'm flattered." Didn't have the heart to tell her I meant pints! ------------------------------------------------------------We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music. Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark ------------------------------------------------------------It's been seven hours and fifteen days since my wife left me because of my obsession with Sinaed O'Connor. ------------------------------------------------------------I think this Michael McIntyre robbery situation is disgusting. This is getting completely out of hand. They’re actually referring to him as a comedian now. ------------------------------------------------------------Can't believe the hours German builders work. Getting back to my hotel at 4am, I saw them setting up for the day, putting out their trowels. ------------------------------------------------------------Experts have said by the year 2025, you will be no longer than 6 foot away from a former Leeds United manager. ------------------------------------------------------------Two thousand Schizophrenics have marched to London today in protests at benefit cuts. But police have put the number at only a thousand. ------------------------------------------------------------BBC News: "Car found abandoned crashed into computer factory" Police are still searching for drivers. ------------------------------------------------------------Got arrested last night for refusing to pay my bar tab. Apparently at club tropicana the drinks aren't free.

The post office has released a new stamp honouring sex trade workers... The cost will be one pound, or three if you want to lick it. ------------------------------------------------------------I swear I've just seen Michael J Fox in my local Garden Centre. Can't be 100% certain though as he had his Back to the Fuchsia. ------------------------------------------------------------I was stopped by a Korean prostitute in the park last night. She smiled and said, "I'll eat you for breakfast, you handsome thing." I still don't know whether she was talking to me or my dog. ------------------------------------------------------------Just got my communism essay back. Got full Marx. ------------------------------------------------------------A 73 year old woman is in court for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement. ------------------------------------------------------------I'm not saying people in my area have bad teeth, but one woman just smiled in Tesco and the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans.

Ginger Bamber Section Two gingers drove off a cliff in a Vauxhall Zafira. The police called it “a terrible tragedy”, as the car could have seated 7. ------------------------------------------------------------What do you call it when a ginger’s phone rings on a Saturday night? A wrong number. ------------------------------------------------------------What’s red and white and peels? A ginger trying to tan.

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1. The city of Melbourne in Australia lies on which river? 2. The dish Chicken Montmorency contains which fruit? 3. In which English county did the Battle of Naseby take place in 1645? 4. Which poet said "Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread"? 5. Which company was founded in 1994 by Jeff Bezos? 6. Which US state begins with the letter D? 7. Which actress co-starred with Peter Kaye in the BBC series "Car Share"? 8. If Bovine relates to cattle what animal does Caprine relate? 9. In the field of computing what does the acronym PNG mean?

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1. The owner of a winery who recently passed away. In his will, he left 21 barrels (seven of which are filled with wine, seven of which are half full, and seven of which are empty) to his three sons. However, the wine and barrels must be split so that each son has the same number of full barrels, the same number of half-full barrels and the same number of empty barrels. Note that there are no measuring devices handy. How can the barrels and wine be evenly divided? 2. The expression, "Six of one, half a dozen of another," is commonly used to indicate that two alternatives are essentially equivalent, because six and a half dozen are equal quantities. But are "six dozen dozen dozen" and "a half dozen dozen dozen" equal? 3. A man is lying dead in a room. There is a large pile of gold and jewels on the floor, a chandelier attached to the ceiling and a large open window. What happened? 4. The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

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4. 47ºC - Seville 6/8/1946 5. 47ºC - El Hierro 24/8/1996 6. 46,9ºC - El Carpio 10/8/2012 7. 46.6ºC - Cordoba 23/7/1995 8. 46.6ºC - Jimena de Frontera 11/8/2012 9. 46.5ºC - Agaete 30/7/2007 10. 46.5ºC - Sanlúcar la Mayor 11/8/2012

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s e p o c s Horo by Juanita Banana of www.AbsoluteAxarquia.com ARIES: March 21-April 20 Challenges in domestic areas will require attention this month for which you need to be flexible in your approach and solutions. Travel and studying are positively indicated TAURUS: April 21-May 21 Your focus should be on career issues with home and emotional affairs in the background. Compromise and collaboration are needed to attain your goals

LIBRA: September 23 - October 22 Emotional issues will rule over career and professional ambition. Make your intentions clear and you will have the support you crave without need for assertiveness or dependence on others SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21 Whilst feeling inclined to indulge in shopping for personal items in July, you may also receive some luxury gifts from someone near and dear to you. Your friends and your partner will be supportive of both ideas and indulgences

GEMINI: May 22-June 21 Your financial perception is in tune giving you confidence to risk speculation, especially if your ideas are innovative and creative. Exercise and a good diet are important

SAGITTARIUS: November 22 December 21 Humanitarian issues will be a source of activity for Sagittarians during this month with spiritual matters dominating. Your intuition is heightened, enabling you to visualise the future and make relevant plans

CANCER: June 22-July 22 Your family environment will be cheerful and harmonious helping you to attain objectives through compromise and understanding. This is not a great time to be assertive or independent but networking will achieve rewards

CAPRICORN: December 22 - January 20 You can dictate the course of your life and accomplish objectives with more aggression than youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve recently shown, whilst augmenting your career prospects with your excellent social connections

LEO: July 23-August 23 The focus for Leos during July should be on feeling good rather than on personal achievements. Focus on conserving your energy and sleeping well, maybe treat yourself to a spa or massage

AQUARIUS: January 21 - February 19 Despite chaotic conditions at work, there is considerable career development during July. Aquarians will be able to face all challenges with confidence and courage

VIRGO: August 24-September 22 July is ideal for Virgo to formulate future career goals using personal enterprise and making some hard decisions, whilst leaving the execution of them to a later date. Resolve niggling family conflict for a relaxed home life

PISCES: February 20 - March 20 You can use your charm and grace to achieve goals this month with opportunities to enhance both professional success and personal understanding. You can expect recognition and financial reward

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lDavid Fenton: Computer Help Specialist. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer since 2000. House calls, remote assistance or bring it to me. Help and impartial advice with all types of technology. Tel 952 549 607, Mob 654 899 976

CARE HOMES lCasa Klein. A better place to live. Scandinavian convelescent and retirement home. Situated on a hilltop overlooking mountains and the sea in Velez Malaga. Tel: 952 50 21 30 Mob: 679 167 168 www.casaklein.com

CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING wRoy’s Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning. Professional Machines, 18 years experience. All areas covered. Call Mark on 958 640 068 or 656 561 669

CCTV lPerfect Alarm S.L High quality security systems including CCTV and Alarms. We speak English and German. Call: Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

CHIROPODISTS lRegisitered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your own home. Over 25yrs exp NHS & private. Call: 636 866 715

CLEANING lUltra Clean, Clean & Changeovers, key holding, house-keeping, laundry, window cleaning, gardening etc.. Call Pammy: 674 597 984 Torre del Mar area lJ&S Services, House cleaning and changeovers, shopping services, parcel collection, ironing and other services available on request. Call Jim or Sue on 635 165 746. Caleta and Algarrobo areas.

CLINICS lAnalysis Clinic, Haematology, Coagulation (Contro of Warfarin), Biochemistry, Inmunology,Hormone, Bacteriology, Parasitology, Special analysis. Home visits for blood tests. Antonio Armijo Navas, Specialist in Clinical Analysis. Urb. Costa del Oro, Local-4. Torrox Costa, Phone: 952 53 23 93

COUNSELLING lKestrel Counselling. Professional, confidential, qualified counselling service. Face 2 Face, skype or online. Experienced with all age groups including children. www.kestrelcounselling.com Email: kestrelcounselling@gmail.com Tel: 951 904 671

CURRENCY TRANSFERS lCurrencies Direct. For all your currency transfer requirements; excellent exchange rates, 100% no transfer fees or hidden charges – Contact the Nerja office on 952 906 581 or email nerja@currenciesdirect.com

DAMP PROOFING lElectro-OS S.L. Immediately effective. 20 Year guarantee. Tel: 958 656 560. www.electro-os.com info@Electro-os.com

DECORATION INTERIOR/EXTERIOR lTejidos Belen For all your soft furnishings. Specialists in cushions, pillows, accessories, interior & exterior decoration. We repair your sofas & terrace furniture. Tel: 952531732 / 650964624 Avd. Andalucia No.34 (next to Supermarket La Plaza)Torrox Costa

DENTISTRY lClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: clinicaeuropatorroxcosta@gmail.com British dentist, 24hrs response Call: 648 203 157 lDentadanes s.c Dental Clinic Offering Danish, top quality dental care at competitive prices. Est. since 1991. We speak English, Danish, German and Spanish Tel: 952 529 666 Mon-Fri 10-5pm www.dentadanes.com

DOORS & WINDOWS UPVC lVentanas Arcoplan - VEKA profile windows, doors and glass curtains. A reputable, fully registered company with over 15 years experience. Visit our showroom opposite El Corte Ingles, C/Santa Fabiola no 24 Local 1, 29651 Mijas Costa, Malaga. Call: 952 667 559 / 634 04 30 92

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The Sentinella Paginas DRAIN CLEARANCE lDrains & Plumbing Est.1999. 24 Hour call out. Tel/Fax: 952 539 425. 24 Hour Service: 634 275 030 / 657 862 628 lAt Your Service Plumbing, Electrical, Prop. Maintenance Torre del Mar/Puente don Manuel area. Ex. Corgi reg. with over 35 years experience. Tel: 951 066 064 / 692 330 420 Email: casaflores45@yahoo.es

DRAIN CLEARANCE (cont) lDrain & Leak Solutions Your underground plumbers!High pressure water jetting, Drain tracing CCTV, Septic tank problems & installationsm, baths, sinks & toilets unblocked, leak detection & repairs. Fully qualified and fully legal. No call out fee!! Tel: 951 310 111 / 651 111 005 www.drain&leak.com

ELECTRICIANS lSparkinspain - Electrical installations & maintenance. Local from Nerja to Velez-Malaga & inland to Competa and Frigiliana.Tel Colin 951 242 449/Mob 666707297 sparkinspain@rocketmail.com Web: www.english-electrician-nerja.com

EROSION PROBLEMS lSuppliers of a sterile grass – Vetiver. Used for stopping erosion. With an incredibly strong vertical root system. Very cost effective. Visit www.vetiverspain.com for more information on the Vetiver Grass System. Call: 692 288 657 email: info@vetiverspain.com

ESTATE AGENTS lBuy A Home Spain Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar. (Opposite the bus station) Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com

lFleming Properties, Calle Dr. Fleming, 1, Nerja. 952 524 140 or 637 278 306/606 087 362, www.fleming-properties.com lAxarquia Properties S.L Established 2001. Office: 952 436 781 Cta.Almeria 194, Benajarafe Email: sa@axarquiaproperties.com www.axarquiaproperties.com lCountry Properties 29754 Competa - Málaga Plaza Almijara, 21 & Avd. Constitución, 33 Tel.: +34 952 51 61 78 29770 Torrox - Málaga Calle Elisa Ortigosa, 7 Tel.: +34 952 53 91 25 29740 Torre del Mar Málaga Avda. Andalucia, 32B Tel.: +34 952 54 18 86 / 654 693 680 www.countryproperties.net sales@countryproperties.net

lSkandiaMäklarna is your quality estate agency, don't hesitate to contact us. NEW ADDRESS: C/ Castillo Perez 21, Nerja. Tel: 952 639 998 or mobile: 693 804 044. Email:nerja@skandiamaklarna.se www.skandiamaklarna.se/nerja

EST AGENTS/PROPERTY RENTALS lSpanish Management Vinuela (next to the Farmacia) 666 135 516 or 691 341 268 Web: www.spanishmanagement.com Email: officespanishmanagement@yahoo.co.uk lZalia properties, long established sales rental agents, Lake Viñuela area. Car hire, Pool, Villa cleans etc. El Cruce de Periana 4, Edf. Alzabel, Semisotano 2, Alcaucin www.zaliaproperties.net 952 519 718 / 663 093 782, 696 206 158 lA&N Aviles & Norling Investment Call: 952 965 981 / 658 963 618 www.avilesnorling.com / www.anholidayrentals.com C/Saladero Viejo 1, Torre del Mar C/Salvago 2, 20 derecha, Malaga

FASHION ACCESSORIES lHeaven for Fashion, Fashion jewellery and accessories at affordable prices www.heavenforfashion.com - use code SENT12 for a discount of 15% with your first purchase.

FURNITURE lCudeca Hospice Charity Shop – Torre del Mar C/ Infante 21 – Edf. Jamaica Bajo Tel: 663 083 273 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 / Mon- Fri 17:00 – 20.00. Nerja C/ Almirante Carranza 15 Tel: 663 083 503 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 www.cudeca.org

GARDEN CENTRES lCosta Torrox Garden Centre for all your gardening requirements. Plants, Fruit Trees, Ceramics, Bonsai Trees, Compost, Pest Control, Flowerpots, Garden Sundries and much much more! Open Mon - Sat 9am - 2pm and 4pm - 7pm and on Sunday 10am - 2pm. On the road to Torrox beside Lidl. Find them on facebook: /costatorrox or visit their website: www.costatorrox.es

GARDENING lMaintenance of Gardens and Swimming Pools. English, German and Spanish speaking 25 year old. David: 656 775 928 lRed Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 634 431 099

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HYPNOTHERAPY, NLP & LIFE COACH

lSuppliers of a sterile grass – Vetiver. Used for stopping erosion. With an incredibly strong vertical root system. Very cost effective. Visit www.vetiverspain.com for more information on the Vetiver Grass System. Call: 692 288 657 info@vetiverspain.com

lMaria McMahon (BSc. Hons), Clinical NLP/ Hypnotherapist & Life Coach. Help with weight loss, smoking, anxiety, self-confidence, phobias, sleep quality and more. One to one & group sessions/workshops in Nerja. Email Maria for a free 30 min consultation: hypnosisaxarquia@gmail.com

HANDYMAN- PROFESSIONAL

lGPS Insurance Services - For all your Insurance needs (Personal & Business) Check out our easy to navigate website to request quotes www.gpsinsuranceservices.com email: admin@gpsinsuranceservices.com Tel/Whatsapp: 722 708 615

lProfessional and Qualified Handyman. Driver with own car. Can help with paperwork, translations Spanish to English, English to Spanish, Hospital visits, doctors etc.. Building work. Or maybe you would you like a Tourist guide? Good rates. Tel: 626 945 618

HEALTH & BEAUTY lWeight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 95 253 4795 beasav24@gmail.com (business opportunity also available)

HEALTH SHOPS lRincón Natural Nerja: natural remedies, organic food, superfoods, natural skincare products, spelt husk pillows, essential oils, incense & feng shui crystals. Alternative therapies: personalised weight control coaching, naturopath consultance etc. C/ Carretera 1, in front of Supersol, Nerja. Tel. 952 523 503 ONLINE-SHOP for Europe www.rinconnatural.com lHigh Grade Medical Cannabis Oils for sale - helps people with Cancer, Anxiety, Depression, Pain, Diabetes, Epilepsy, Fibromyalgia, Glaucoma. Prices from €30/60ml 6%CBD. Magy's Garden Grow Av.Andalucia 106, Caleta de Velez Tel: 952 511 857 magysgardengrow@hotmail.com

HEATING lRedwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside. Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742, sscharler@gmx.de, www.redwell.com

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INSURANCE

INTERNET SERVICES lRiosat SL, Reliable internet services in the campo. No telephone line required.Please call for details. 951 239 310 / 626 679 018 Email: info@riosat.com / Web: www.riosat.com

INTERNET TELEVISION (IPTV) lTechno-Vision, UK & Scandinavian IPTV packages with Catch Up, PAYG available. Tel: (0034) 657 066 782 / UK: (0044) 7835 772 340 Web: www.techno-vision.es info@techno-vision.es

KENNELS AND CATTERIES lThe Dog House While you are away on holiday or a weekend break, your dogs live in our house alongside our dog. Large play area, lots of country walks. Pet collection/del. service. Vet services on call. Gourmet meals if required. 'Only the best for your pal'. Ring: Phil 649 079 321 Comares/Benamargosa. Refs available Email:philipclayton_1@msn.com Ex cat & dog airlines.UK. Recommended. lResidencia Cantalobos The Pet Hotel in La Herradura, offers the highest standards of care for your pets. Call Now - Tel: +34 603 739 886 www.residenciacantalobos.com lHome From Home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of exercise, fun and cuddles. Also pet paw casting and bespoke animal sculptures in cement. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com.

KITCHENS lIdecocina, Perfecting quailty, price and service since 1980. Design and fitting all types of kitchens and all styles, including accessories and electrical appliances. 952 541 895 C/Los Prados, 4 Torre del Mar. www.idecocina.com

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OPTICIANS

lLinen and Towels for holiday rentals and private individuals. Easy parking. Close to Capistrano Village, Nerja. Call: 655 663 572 or email info@diamondpropertiesnerja.com

lHeiko by Heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923 lOpticas Perea – Optical & Audio Centre. C/Santa Margarita, 15, Torre del Mar. Tel: 951 241 410 Email: info@opticasperea.es or visit our website www.opticasperea.es We speak English, German, French and Spanish.

LAWYERS lCS Abogados , Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (in front of Mercadona). Torre del Mar, Calle Rioja, 69, Edificio Salares, local A. (Near the Bus Station). Free initial consultation, 952 967 004 Email: info@cslawyers.es / www.cslawyers.es lAxarquia Solicitors 15 years helping expats and non-residents –Offices in Nerja & Velez-Málaga. 952 901 225 mail@axarquiasolicitors.com or ring Melanie Elst on 685589802 for a free no obligation appointment lDe Cotta Law Spanish and English Lawyers, specialising in Business Law, Debt Recovery, Company Start-ups and more. Multilingual. Calle Diputacion 11, Nerja 952 527 014

lParagliding gift vouchers. Give a dream to your loved ones or fulfill your dream. Fly with an instructor with 30 years exp. without risk, over some incredible landscapes in the mountains and the sea, landing gently in front of a beach bar. www.parapentegranada.info

LOCKSMITHS

PLUMBERS

l24 Hour Emergency Locksmith Fully qualified UK C & G tradesman. 24/7 callouts & or appointments. Call: 664 367 511 or email: pcandmrogers@gmail.com

METALWORK lMetalwork made to measure - Gates, Doors, Rejas. M.O.T. welding and on-site repairs. All areas. Also building work. All work guaranteed. We support the Axarquia Animal Rescue Charity. Andy: 676 719 066 Email: sainbena@hotmail.com

MOBILITY PRODUCTS lBlue Badge Mobility.S.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015/635445279 www.bluebadgemobility.com

MOSQUITO/FLY SCREENS lMosquito Screens made to measure & repairs. Plus nets for your pets too with reinforced dog flap. Call: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS lRods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Factory trained technician. Contact 633 287 190.

PAINTING lNo Need to Paint Does your property need painting? Interior or exterior. Call now for a brochure: 640 519 482 or 952 594 425 Email: jabe@noneedtopaint.com

PARAGLIDING

lAndy Mann UK Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: andymann_genesis@yahoo.co.uk lEnglish/Spanish Plumber Over 30 years experience, trained and qualified in England. All plumbing work undertaken. For a fast and reliable service. Call José on: 638 609 906 lPlumbing by Chris, repairs, replacement and reforms. Est. since 1982. Call Chris: 674 617 379. No call our fee!

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES lInk Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email: sales@printerink.es

PROPERTY OFF PLAN lAlexia 2nd phase in Caleta de Velez, 112 apartments and penthouses, don’t miss out! Set in a privileged location, the best in Caleta. Call: 952 783 531 / 910 516 354 www.alexia.es

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The Sentinella Paginas PROPERTY RENTALS lBuy A Home Spain C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com

REMOVALS lTransportation to UK to Spain to UK. Whole van loads or single items. Good rates. Regular trips. Also local removals. Call Graham: 620 353 594 Email: vgcasacolor@gmail.com lTony Roam Removals UK to Spain to UK Email: tonyroam@btconnect.com / www.euroam.co.uk ES: 636 393 542 / UK: 07973 362 003

RENT A CAR lRent a Car Estrella Rent Delivery and collection at Malaga airport or in your location. Automatic cars. Unlimited kilometers, full insurance, VAT and additional driver included. 952 511 209 www.estrellarent.com / estrellarentweb@gmail.com lTransauto Rent A Car Malaga Our cars are delivered at the airport parking. Unlike other companies where you have to wait 30 minutes for a mini bus to collect you. No refuelling service fee. www.transauto.es Tel: 952 105 050

RESTAURANTS lTaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia, Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 lTaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 / 667 934 731 lIndian Palace Barriada Buena Vista, Puente don Manuel Tel: 952 510 963 Mob: 616 942 212 Email: indianpalacealcaucin@gmail.com www.indianpalacealcaucin.blogspot.com lRestaurant Caribe, Bloque 7, Local 13, Costa del Oro, Torrox Costa. Tlf: 952 530 831 lTaj Mahal (Torrox Costa) Ctra. Nacional 340 (next to post office) Torrox Costa Tel: 952 534 972 or 632 637 470 lLew’s Traditional English Restaurant Avda. El Faro, Torrox Costa. Open 7 days a week. Serving fish and chips, home cooked food. Tel: 952 532 633

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SATELLITE T.V. lTotal Satellite Installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com

SECOND HAND SHOPS lCarousel Second Hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank. Open Tues - Fri 9.30am - 2pm Call Gilly: 625 827 193 lSweethome Second Hand Shop. Second hand furniture and decoration, Bric a Brac, etc. We also buy your unwanted furniture and undertake house clearances with delivery service or pick up. Email: sweethome-torrox@hotmail.com. Contact Manuel 634 774 510. Jardines del Mar del Penoncillo, BLQ 32, Torrox Costa lSecond Hand Shop, Garantiauto. Do you need money? Buy & Sell! They buy everything; Cars, Motos, T.V’s Video Consoles, Mobiles, Furniture & Toys etc... Call 625 317 360 / 952 53 00 84. On the N340 Penoncillo No. 34, direction Nerja, next to Varadero bar.

SECURITY lPERFECT Alarm S.L., Caleta de Velez. High quality security systems, like video surveillance, alarm systems, perimetric protection systems, home automation. Worldwide surveillance of your property. If requested, we are licensed to connect to a monitoring station. We speak English and German. Call Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

SOLICITORS lDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 www.delpradoandpartners-es.com

STORAGE/PARKING lParking El Llano Caravans/Boats storage & General storage 24hr security, from under 1€ a day. Long term discounts available. Almayate Costa N340. Tel: 680 180 468 lPersonal Storage, fully insured with CCTV security. Secure storage / easy recovery / discount for bulk quantities. Prices from 14€ per m3, 5€ per suitcase (per month). Call: 682 525 106. Poligono Castillo Alto 66, Nerja. 150 metres behind Lidl on right.

12 months 60 euros + IVA Call: 664 210 468

SWIMMING POOLS

VETS

lAquamarine Pools - C/Playa Marina, 2D, Torre del Mar. Maintenance, Technical Service, Installations, Repairs, Diagnostics & Consultations. Email: info@aquamarinepools.es Tel: 952 54 57 55 / 600 811 355 www.aquamarinepools.es lPlodgepools - Green ponds returned to crystal clear pools Maintenance plans adapted to your needs, installations, replacements, products and covers. Over 10 years working with very happy customers in La Axarquia. Call now for your first FREE pool consultation. Tel: 690 070 569. E-mail: plodgepools@yahoo.es lLA RUEDA, S.L Installations, Chemical Products, Maintenance, Repairs & Gardening. Call 952 53 07 64 / 616 460 844. Emergency 24 hour 647 759 798. Ctra. Nal. 340, Urb. La Charca, 5a Fase. (esquina C/Mercurio) Torrox Costa Email: fontanerialarueda@gmail.com

wPet Vet Clinic La Herradura, Vaccinations, X-Ray, Dentistry, Operations, Pet Shop & More... C/Alhambra Nº3, La Herradura. Tel: 609 977 564 We speak: English, German, Swedish, Finnish & Spanish

TAXIS l24 Hour Taxi - English speaking. Call Javi on 653 917 004

WINDOW TINTING lMobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts stop fading, heat, glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. 958 496 571 / 644 546 176 ian@solarshadetinting.com

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WHAT’S ON! Axarquia Fiestas & Events in July

Axarquia Fiestas & Events in July Ferias 2018

1st/2nd July FIESTAS VIRGEN INMACULADA DE LA BARRIADA PUENTE DON MANUEL 1st July ALMAYATE FERIA 1st July DIA DE LA TRILLA SEDELLA 1st July FERIA DE LA CALETA DE VéLEZ

13th - 15th July FERIA DE SAYALONGA 16th July FIESTA DEL CARMEN NERJA 23rd - 26th July FERIA TORRE DEL MAR 21st - 26th July 20th - Day of the children rides discounted price.

4th/5th/6th/7th July WEEKEND BEACH FESTIVAL TORRE DEL MAR

FERIA DE SAN SEBASTIáN COMPETA 23rd - 25th July

1st July FERIA DE CORUMBELA SAYALONGA

ROMERíA DE SANTA ANA SALARES 28th July

1st July FERIA DE BENAJARAFE 13th/14th July FERIA DE LOS VENTORROS

AIRSHOW - TORRE DEL MAR 27th/28th/29th July Please check date before travelling as these can be subject to change

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Urb, Costa del Oro, Blq.3 Opposite Mercadona Local 14, Torrox Costa Tel: 951 196 388 / 649 123 068 admintorrox@casa-terreno.com

Torrox

Calle del Mar 23 (Corner of Avda. Andalucia) Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 601 info@casa-terreno.com

Beautiful villa in Torrox

Ref.: 10124

This private finca has everything you need to live comfortably. From the house to the various terraces, you have fantastic panoramic views to the sea and mountains of Torrox, which in the evening turns into a sea of lights. The landscaped gardens surrounding the house are well maintained. The villa consists of two bedrooms and a bathroom. Apart from that, there is a large storage room with a washing machine, dryer etc., an extra room to the rear of the house which is used as a space for work and can be a third bedroom and a very romantic winter garden with panoramic windows and swimming pool to keep you cool on those hot summer days. There is a garage and parking space around the house. The town of Torrox is 5 minutes by car and the beach just 20 minutes away.

Price: 319,000€

Torrox

Spanish style villa with garage

Ref.: 10044

This beautiful Spanish renovated cortijo is in excellent condition, surrounded by wonderful gardens and offers panoramic views to the sea, mountains and countryside. Floorplan: covered terrace, entrance room, living room, dining room, separate beautiful fully equipped kitchen with access to the patio and utility room. From the living room there’s access to a central hallway which leads to 2 bedrooms and a modern bathroom with shower. Additionally, there is a large garage. Excellent access & walking distance to the national park. Features: pellet stove, underfloor heating, solar powered water, fitted wardrobes, water decalcifier, garage / workshop.

Price: 249,000€

www.casa-terreno.net

CANILLAS DE ALBAIDA

FP1048

Luxury, four bedroom, townhouse of over 200m² with pool, secure private parking and marvellous views and easy walking distance to restaurants, shops and facilities

395,000€ WE URGENTLY REQUIRE PROPERTIES FOR LONG, MEDIUM AND SHORT TERM RENTAL FOR CLIENTS FROM NERJA TO MáLAGA ON THE COAST AND INLAND. ALL ASPECTS OF THE RENTAL TAKEN CARE OF.

SAYALONGA

FP1044

A delightful, two-bedroom, village property in the heart of the village which has been completely reformed into a bright, airy & modern residence

IZNATE

FP1046

A modern, 150m , three-bedroom villa with easy access, 8m x 4m pool on over 7,000m2 enjoying marvellous panoramic views above the village of Iznate 2

289,950€ 99,000€ Calle Dr Fleming, 1 Nerja. 29780 Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362