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It was a blast being in Houston for the Texxxas Expo. I actually drove to H-Town from Tampa Bay and it was quite an experience. I was shocked at the total devastation I saw in Louisiana from the flooding. Seeing houses under water and cars submerged are things you see on television not in real life. I-10 was closed from Baton Rouge to Lafayette and I took country road detours. I was extremely happy to finally arrive in Houston but I will never forget what I saw in Louisiana. The Texxxas Expo and nightly parties were fantastic. The Men’s Club, Covergirls, The Ritz and Vivid are amazing venues filled with super looking ladies! A big difference between Houston clubs and Tampa Bay clubs is the food. The lobster ravioli I had at The Men’s Club was fantastic … the buffet at Covergirls had different items every day and they were 100% yummy … My steak at Vivid was delicious. You can’t find food like that in adult clubs in Tampa Bay.
I had a great time hanging with Evan Stone and Ron Jeremy … I became great friends with Natasha Star, Sidney, Rebel Lynn and Alana Luv … Mia Villas and I became taxi buddies … Cheri DeVille was amazing both on stage and off … Nina Hartley looked great … I love Venus Lux and seeing her dance was crazy … Sara Banks has the smallest waist I’ve ever seen … Dallas Black and Sadie Santana are super fun … Val Dodds is gorgeous … I love Cristi Ann’s body and eyes (not in any particular order) and my good buddies Katie Sutra & Krystal Dawn put on amazing stage shows! All-in-all my Texxxas trip was something I won’t soon forget! Please check out some of the photos in this month’s edition and you will see more in our October edition. Please go to www.NightMovesOnLine.com and vote for your favorite stars in the 24th Annual NightMoves Awards that take place October 6-9 in Tampa Bay. Voting is open until September 15.
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WE BID FAREWELL TO SOMETHING AND AS SOON AS THE DOOR CLOSES WE SAY HELLO TO A GREAT FRIEND!!!
Avid readers and fans mark your calendars and don your TEXXXAS shirts and head to the Omni located at 13219 Katy Freeway on September 29 when the National Center on Sexual Exploitation kicks off their Annual Convention. We might as well stick our nose in their business? A Tit for a Tat? Maybe check in and lounge by the pool in string bikinis and cover up in TEXXXAS T’s? If you are going and do not have a T-shirt, I have some for you!
Are you ready for some Football H-Town? Would like to apologize for all those I may have been short with over the last couple months as I have been under quite a bit of stress and working like I was when I was 25 years old. All I can say is I am way too old for this shit! All I can say is we did it!!! With so many curve balls thrown to us by so called unprofessional hotels that were worried about nothing and an organization that never understood what TEXXXAS THE SHOW was about. We never wanted to add to Sex trafficking, in fact I was adamant with the Stars that came in I would not tolerate any illegal activities whatsoever! Hopefully our Houston Astros don’t have trouble with the Curve down the stretch and sneak into the Wild Card like last year. Our Houston Texans are expected to be in the Playoffs, or heads will roll?
VAL DODDS AND I KICK OFF THE SHOW
SCOTT, THE NEW CALMER GUY, WITH EVAN STONE & KATIE MORGAN
Many TEXXXAS THANXXX to Raul, Larry, Scott, Dick, Jayde, Tommy, Bob & Dawn, Dino, Saif & crew, Rodney, Thomas, Lloyd, Steve, Rick, Vinny, Tom, Alex, Todd, Khan, Bob G., Bob F, (If he is back from Mt. Charleston), Robert, Tre’, Reverend Butter and crew, Craig, the Media, the whack jobs of that idiot Coalition( flowers sent).
I would personally like to welcome a dear friend Scott Vineberg as my new Managing Editor/Partner to the NightMoves family this month and he is coming on board as a newbie in both the publishing sector and the Adult entertainment world, with the exception of his past 15 months of his 14 year stay in one of my favorite vacation spots, Costa Rica. Hope everyone welcomes him to our fine city and he will be the calm one of the two of us. A Chef by trade but one of us deep down! No I am not going anywhere, just trying to free myself up to enjoy my Golden Years. LOL Again, the hardest part is teaching him a new profession and not understanding that there is a learning curve in that. I apologize in advance my friend! Never ever will this ever effect our friendship! You have my word on that! Now get your ass to work, so I can fuck off!!!’ Through perseverance we got through August and we turn the page to September and dream of Baseball Playoffs and the kick off to a successful NFL & NCAA season on the gridiron!
I would be remiss if I didn’t give a special Thank You to Mr. David Davari for assisting us in a time of need, I tip my cap to you David!!! I believe it was a win-win for everyone! Lastly a special Shout out to all the fans of adult entertainment, especially my disciple Dick Fittswell, all I can say is “YOU ROCK TEXXXAS”.
John THIS CHART MISSED ONE: RUNNING AN ADULT EXPO ..............100%
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HOUSTON AREA BUSINESS DIRECTORY BEAUTY SALONS & NAILS STYLE 3013 Fountain View Ste. F 832-208-4347
VICTORIA NAILS 5757 Westheimer 713-278-7600
NEWSTANDS & VIDEO STORES 24 HOUR VIDEO & DVD
STUDIOS / SPAS STUDIO 5806 5806 SW Freeway 713-789-4006
7 STAR SPA 11316 Westheimer Rd. 281-870-8686
ANGEL SPA 608 W. Mount Houston, Suite 100, 281-999-3200 BELLAIRE SPA 8922 Leader St. - 832-298-6978
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GOLD SPA
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MAM SPA
176 N. Sam Houston Pkwy East 281-445-7727
13662 Westheimer - 281-589-0255
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PLAYMATES
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CHIC’S CABARET 10255 East freeway 713-670-8438
CLUB ONYX 3113 Bering Dr. - 713-785-0444
COVER GIRLS 10310 West Little York 713-937-7772
DIAMOND CLUB RICHMOND 3136 Richmond Ave. 713-528-8116
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6881 S. Gessner 713-777-1783 17904 W. Little York Rd 281-550-8066
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MALE DANCERS LA BARE 6234 Richmond Ave. 713-780-0930
STAR BATH HOUSE V.I.P. SPA 6318 Gulf Freeway - 713-643-8881
CLOTHING & SMOKESHOPS ADAM & EVE 1111 Westheimer Rd. 713-521-2326 17531 Hwy 249 281-469-0619 25701 I-45North, Exit 73 281-298-0069
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LEGS CABARET 8307 Gulf Freeway 713-242-6555
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MEMORIES CABERET 10314 Hempstead Hwy. 713-680-2552
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EZ TUNE 8710 Richmond Ave 713-782-2222
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SUGaRLaNDS MaNUEL SHOWS SHE’S “SOMETHiNG SPECiaL”
When she was 11, Simone Manuel came home and asked her mother a question: Why weren’t there more people who looked like her in swimming? Mom didn’t have an answer. “We got on the internet and did some searches and we came up with some information,” Sharron Manuel said. “At that moment she really realized she was OK with who she was. It was important for me to do that for her because even at that time I saw she could do something special.” Her parents were in the stands behind the medal podium at the
Olympic Aquatics Center on that Thursday night to see their daughter swim her signature event at the Rio Games. When it was over, Marc and Sharron Manuel couldn’t immediately see the video board with the results. The 20-year-old from Sugar Land, Texas, had just become the first African- American woman to win an individual gold medal in swimming. Her time of 52.70 seconds in the 100-meter freestyle was an American and Olympic record. “Then my husband saw Olympic record and saw she had gotten first,” Sharron told The Associated Press by phone the next day. “We know how hard she had worked, and she had sacrificed a lot to get to this point.”
EVERYONE HaS WaNTED TO JOiN THE MiLE HiGH CLUB aT ONE TiME OR aNOTHER
And now Nightmoves Magazine will make it happen in the upcoming months as we are putting on another event, just like we did with TEXXXAS! Keep reading your favorite adult entertainment magazine for all the details on the chance to xxxperience an xxxciting “Balloon Drop and Pop” and win a weekend in the Los Suenos resort in Costa Rica. Details and dates will be finalized soon and you can be golfing or surfing in style! Hey Houston you do not want to miss this next great event that the Nightmoves team is planning!
WELCOME TO HERMaN SCOTT ViNEBERG, aka FaNTaSY BaSEBaLL GURU TO THE NiGTMOVES TEaM - Scott joins our team after 14 years in San Jose,
Costa Rica and will taking over as Managing Editor and Partner of Houston Nightmoves Magazine. It is his first foray into publishing but he has years of experience in restaurants and resorts around the world and will be adding a Foodie Review to our pages soon. Give Scotty Boy a Houston hello on his cell 346.310.4739
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STYLE, HOUSTON’S NEWEST HaiR SaLON CaTERiNG TO ENTERTaiNERS
A new salon just minutes from the Galleria gas just opened up at 3013 Fountain view in between Richmond and Westheimer and they offer all Houston Entertainers a nice discount on any of their services including haircuts, waxing and any other services at Houston’s newest salon.
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THE FiRST aNNUaL TEXXXaS THE SHOW HaS COME aND GONE LaST MONTH WiTH a FaNTaSTiC TURNOUT The expo, billed as an Adult Extravaganza was held August 18-20th at Cover Girls at 10310 West Little York Rd. All the photos of the Expo are featured in this month’s Spectacle and we will show all the festivities from four great parties in the October edition of Nightmoves. So turn to page 38 to either see what you exxxperienced at TEXXXAS or what you missed!
HOUSTON LET ME aSK a QUESTiON... WHaT iS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE iS GOOD FOR THE GaNDER? it means if two things are inherently equal, there should be no differentiating what they are subject to? The National Center on Sexual Exploitation ironically is having their expo here in Houston at the Omni Hotel located at 13219 Katy Freeway on September 29 this month.......should we stick our nose in their business? Like they say in Thailand...up to you? WWW.TEXXXAS.com • SEPTEMBER 2016
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LiVE BOXiNG aT JOY
By: Ms. Misha Morê
No one went home disappointed as Joy Houston’s Live amateur boxing kept the audience on their feet rooting for their favorite fighter on the ring with intense ring side action between several rounds. Emcee Toc hosted the Live amateur boxing event that included a full house of sexy girls and shot specials all night long. The two fights I captured were Brett “Bumble Bee” Reed VS. Eric Roberson and the next one were Trim “El Chapo Sartor VS. El Cubano. Everyone had a jolly time as the Joy Houston girls strutted in skintight bikinis and bottle service bubblies flowed while the actual fights went on.
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OMG!!! What a fantastic time I had in Houston for the first ever TEXXXAS THE SHOW. I was able to see all my good friends like John Gray and Larry Hill and also other top Stars in the industry and more importantly mingle with my fans and fans of XXX entertainment.
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CUT TO THE CHASE
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I arrived in Houston on Wednesday evening and after checking into the hotel and freshened up went to The Mens Club for the opening night party and was treated to a fantastic dinner and evening with a wall to wall standing room only crowd.
Born and Raised in Boyle Heights, Vicki Chase was always destined to be in the Spotlight. Discovered working as a bank teller in Los Angeles, the 5’4 Latina Model, armed with a 34C-26-36 to die for all natural physique, insatiable lust for passionate, hot sex and a strong work ethic have made Vicki one of the most sought after actress’s working today. This Latin booty won multiple AVN, Xbiz and XRCO Award winners thru out her career, starred in over 150 Feature Videos, currently has 85.000 organic followers on Twitter,, 90,000 plus on instagram and a never ending fan base that expands with each new release, Not one to rest on her laurels Vicki continues to diversify her brand name, moving into mainstream, horror and music genres. #vickichase To book for video work contract: VickiChaseXXX@gmail.com
Next day was the start of the TEXXXAS Expo and torrential rain kept the crowd a little lighter than the last two days but everyone seemed to enjoy the venue which was an amazing 9500 square feet upstairs at Cover Girls Cabaret, which we were treated to a tasty lunch buffet in between meet and greets with fans. That night it was off to the Ritz Cabaret, which was my favorite as we were treated like royalty by Rick and Lynn and a standing room only performance by Reverend Butter as he carved a giant cock out of a block of ice with a chainsaw.
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Day two of the expo was double the Thursday crowd and the rest of the group were off to a Fantastic Friday after party at Vivid, I was fortunate enough to perform at one of Houston’s all nude clubs Showpalace where Khan and his staff were gracious hosts and the crowd was jumping.
Day three was the most busiest and rightfully so as it was a Saturday and the aisles at the expo were jammed for a few hours and I was able to get a nice hot bath before hosting the event ending Luau at Vivid, where I had featured previously last year and as the three nights before, not a seat in the house was available for the event ending finale. Can’t wait till next year! also be sure to follow me on twitter and instagram, both @ vickichase for all the up to the minute details.
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Houston Sports Houston Sports Scene THE aSTROS LEaD BY aLL TiME HiGH OF 11 ROOKiES ON 25 MaN ROSTER STaY iN THE RaCE aND BaSEBaLL BiDS FaREWELL TO a-ROD! Eleven rookies out of 25 with the addition of the Houston Astros Cuban missile Yuliesky Gurriel, even though he is 32 he is still classified as a rookie Astro fans and Mr. Sports thinks he will make everyone forget Ken Caminiti or Sean Barry at the Hot Corner. Un heard of to have almost half your roster made of rookies, but this young bunch can play! Is there another run for the Wild Card, I believe so and just maybe a 5% chance that our neighbors to the North have a late season collapse? Everyone got on the Astros brass for not making any trade deadline moves but they brought up Super rookie Alex Bregman, who is starting to hit like a number one pick should after a slow start at the plate but stellar play in the field at third base. Off the diamond and down to the NRG Stadium we find our Houston Texans entering the Brock Osweiler era, backed up with the ex Miami Dolphin running back Lamar Miller, who decided to leave his hometown of Miami, where he was born and raised and attended the University of Miami for a new home here in Houston replacing Arian Foster that should propel the Texans to their first AFC title since 2011. I can just hear Jim Mora yell...”Playoffs”?
5 Things We’ll Miss about a-Rod If Alex Rodriguez was a professional wrestler he would be one of the bad guys. Yes he has made some huge mistakes during his 20
plus season career, including 12 of those in Yankee pin stripes, but you cannot take away the fact that he was one of the best baseball players ever! You will say he cheated with steroids and you are correct but remember this that when baseball was on life support. Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa, two personal friends of mine saved the game they loved with a Home Run Chase in 1998 like no other. We all fell in love with it, no one harder than Todd McFarlane, the creator of the Comic book character Spawn and self-described sports geek. McFarlane bought 10 home run balls from the chase for well over $3.4 million. They became the centerpiece of an exhibit that traveled the country for three years, drawing millions of fans. The exhibit sits in storage, a symbol of 1998, that vibrant summer now viewed with near disdain, its layers of innocence peeled away with each steroid revelation. “The reason it’s still a dagger in the heart is because we fell in love,” McFarlane said. “We wanted it to be romantic and pure and innocent and fun, but it wasn’t.” So baseball is left with the 1998 aftermath, a group of sluggers worthy of Hall of Fame consideration who now find themselves being picked off, one by one, by disclosures linking them to the use of performance-enhancing drugs. McGwire and Sosa battled through the season, serving as human defilibrators for a game that was still suffering from the work stoppage that canceled the 1994 World Series. For David Vincent, a home run historian who has been called the Sultan of Swats Stats, 1998 was a thrilling remake of 1961, when Roger Maris set the previous single-season home run record with 61. “There was the commercial a few years ago about how “Chicks dig the long ball,” Vincent said. In 1998, he said, “pretty much everybody did — except the pitchers.”
The chase provided the perfect antidote to the Bill Clinton-Monica Lewinsky scandal that unfolded simultaneously. It landed McGwire and Sosa on the cover of Sports Illustrated, wearing togas and laurel wreaths. It led to a book titled “The Perfect Season: Why 1998 Was Baseball’s Greatest Year.” Vincent said players eligible for Cooperstown should ultimately be judged by how they performed against their peers. “I always come back to one thing,” he said. “It’s not the Hall of Angels. It’s the Hall of Great Ballplayers.” Actually, the majority of those involved in the 1998 home run onslaught are eligible for the Hall of Fame, although the meager vote totals McGwire has drawn so far are an omen. At the same time, the love of the home run remains, drugs or no drugs. After all, Vincent’s research indicates that of the roughly 17,000 people who have played in the major leagues, only about 7,000 have hit at least one home run. It is just not that easy to do. Meanwhile, McFarlane still has McGwire’s 70th home run ball and Sosa’s 66th. “You cannot like it, you cannot enjoy it, you can be upset about it, but at the end of the day, it’s still a fact,” he said of that season. “I understand the wound is fresh right now. I understand this is what we’re living in. That year, 1998, still happened.” And it left a mighty dilemma in its muscled, magical wake. A-Rod is part of this and this is why I am a supporter of his and watching his final game in Pinstripes on August 12th, with tears in my eye, I found myself rooting for the villain. Getting choked up with all the fans that booed him previously even in the Bronx with these five facts: 1) TaLENT.....In 2007, he went deep 54 times, drove in 156 runs, and an 1.067 OPS. Worthy of his MVP award. It never got that good again, but there were many more excellent years, including his continued on page 60
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TEXXXaS EXPO a GREaT SUCCESS! August 18-19-20 were the dates and “Covergirls Event Center” was the place for the Texxxas Expo and it was one hell of an event! I have to admit, I never knew that Covergirls had such an amazing building. On the first floor there is a fantastic club with a good size stage, multi-lighted dance pole, a super light/sound system, plush chairs and plenty of room. They also have one great lunch buffet! Upstairs is where the “Event Center” is located and it is a multi-room complex that was absolutely perfect for the Texxxas Expo.
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All of the adult stars had their own table area along with booths from Virus Vodka, Adam & Eve, White Horse Vapor and others. Customers were able to meet the stars up close and personal, purchase items from vendors and look down on the dance stage. Here are a few photos from the expo … photos courtesy of morbidthoughts/ emmreport.com and explicitlist.com
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A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out. So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says “MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!” So the mother tells her the story. The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, “MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!”
On the third day the son comes out and says “MOM, MOM!” she goes “Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?” he replies “No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!”
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head while i give these two a lift.
An elderly couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man “You appear to be in good health, do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?” “In fact I do,” said the man, “After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then,after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.” “This is very interesting,” replied the doctor, “Let me do some research and get back to you.” After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?” The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns. The doctor then asked: “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?” “Oh that old coot!” She replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in July, and the second time is usually in December!”
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This guy was walking down the street and he bumped into a really hot girl. “Hello, sexy!” He said while stopping in front of her “What’s your name?” She didn’t answer. “Well, my name is Barry” “Okay” she said “Barry what?” “I can’t really pronounce it, so I’ll write it down” So he wrote it down. She read allowed, “Madickenewe. Barry Madickinewe.” She slapped him and stormed off.
A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him. “This is for the flowers,” she said. “Don’t be silly,” he said. “I’am sure we have a vase somewhere at home”.
A guy walks into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist, “I’ve heard a lot about that viagra stuff. Does it really work.” The pharmacist says, “Yeah, it works great.” The guy asks, “Do you think I could get it over the counter?” Pharmacist says, “Well, if you took enough I suppose you could.” WWW.TEXXXAS.com • SEPTEMBER 2016
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HOUSTON SPORTS SCENE - Continued from page 34 dominant 2009 postseason and the comeback campaign of 2015 (33 HR, 86 RBI), when he turned 40. Fans took his talent for granted for many of the last years; now that he’s leaving, they may realize how spectacular he was in his prime. 2) VERBaL BLUNDERS..... A-Rod’s penchant for botching common expressions and saying puzzling things. A few examples include “pressure’s running out,” which he said in response to a Wild Card chase, or his comments about a teammate playing well “on both sides of the baseball.” Most people listening get the idea, but these lines are by no means the correct way of speaking. Even clichés seemed to throw him for a loop. “I’ve made my bed,” he once said in reference to the drug scandal that so badly damaged his reputation. “Now I have to sit on it.”. . 3) POSiNG...... Like many players before him, A-Rod was a showman, a man who understood (or believed) he was the main attraction on any field on any given night. Consciously or not, he would put on the show, often in the form of exaggerated posing. You could make him out on the field well before the game started twisting with a bat, and you would see a similarly over-the-top routine before every at-bat in the on-deck circle. 4) HiS BEiNG GOOFY..... A-Rod knows a lot of eyes are on him at all times, and it seems intent to prove he’s having a good time when it is not entirely necessary. The feeling leads him into awkwardly goofy moments that usually involve a guffaw or three. On any given night at the ballpark, you will see him engage someone on the field and have an outsized reaction to the exchange while the other person often responds with noticeably less enthusiasm. 5) THE BUZZ iN THE YaRD...... Whether catching hell in Boston, hearing cheers in Tampa, or getting a mixed reaction in so many other places, A-Rod was a generator of ballpark buzz. They didn’t call him “Lightning Rod” for nothing, and that outsized personality has served as the team’s de facto distraction for more than a decade. Now that he’s off the map, the Yankees organization might miss having that light off other, more boring players. A-Rod is a true George Steinbrenner-type Yankee: great, but also a greatly flawed figure for the media to cover. In Yankee land, the loss is something everyone will miss about A-Rod. His pregame tribute ended by a storm, Alex Rodriguez soaked in repeated cheers during his final game in pinstripes, getting one more hit for the New York Yankees and returning to third base one last time. On a August night filled with nostalgia as the Yankees and Rodriguez turn to uncertain futures, baseball’s most notorious star of the last two decades drove a 96 mph fastball from Tampa Bay’s Chris Archer into the right-center field gap in the first inning of New York’s 6-3 win. And with the sellout crowd of 46,459 chanting ‘We want A-Rod!’ the 41-year-old designated hitter trotted to third base for the first time in 15 months at the start of the ninth inning as the organist played ‘Thanks for the Memories.’ Rodriguez raised his cap and then his arm before walking into the dugout, sitting down and holding a white towel to his face as he tried to hold back tears. A-Rod ran back on the field for more hugs after the final out, grabbing a handful of dirt from the infield. ‘This is a night I’ll never forget,’ he said, shortly after the last out. Even yours truly who despised him for years watched in awe, only to ask, “Say it ain’t so” Just maybe he will(everyone knows he has a car dealership here in the Houston area) don the non pinstripe Astros unis for a 2017 World Series’ ring and go out on top, not being forced out???
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