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STAND UP AND STRIKE Protesters urge students to walk out of lectures over changes to study grants JOHN SHAW

AUSSIE RULES: Wallabies fly-half Kurtley Beale makes his mark on University of Bath turf ahead of their opening clash against Fiji. The Australian back and his team-mates trained at the state-of-the-art facilities as they prepared to launch their assault on the Rugby World Cup

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A CAMPAIGN group is telling Bath students to down pens and strike in protest at the decision to replace maintenance grants with loans.

Bath Students Against Fees And Cuts have backed the idea, put forward by the National Union of Students, after the changes were announced by chancellor George Osborne in July.

BSAFC member Maisie Sanders said: ‘To win the fight against fees, cuts and the marketisation of further and higher education, we need to have a tactic of escalation.

‘Recently, in the student

movement we have had local marches, national demonstrations and a series of occupations – but in order to win, I think we need to go further and have a student strike.’

It comes after the NUS’ head body, the National Executive Council, voted to support plans to strike if students’ unions across the country voted for it.

Callum Hunter, a third-year English literature student at Bath Spa, said: ‘Increasing the university fees has already deterred people from going to university.

‘With the addition of more fees that will eventually have to be repaid, it will continue to prevent students from going

into higher education – so a strike would definitely be something I would participate in.’

Tino Prinzi, a third-year human nutrition student, added: ‘I think it’s pointless that the government are planning on lending money to students who they already know will never pay it back, on the chance that some might.

‘Students are forced to survive on very little, with the assumption from our government that our parents will foot the bill putting a strain on families, too.

‘Without the grants I receive, I know I couldn’t have studied for my degree and would’ve

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Pennies on pint in SU so workers can be paid the living wage Beware of fresher phoneys

Drinkers get the bill after staff pay rise JOHN SHAW PATRONS of The Plug And The Tub will have to pay pennies more for a pint after the students’ union raised its prices.

Drinkers at the University of Bath’s SU bar will have to fork out between 5p to 20p more, depending on the drink, after bar staff were given a pay rise to meet the living wage.

In an online statement, the SU wrote: ‘Although prices have marginally increased, the living wage win means that student staff are paid no less than £7.85 per hour, which is a really positive step forward.’

It added: ‘This measure has been put in place to ensure the bar can continue to meet its annual budget figure and to protect the services provided to the student body.’

It comes after the SU successfully campaigned to remove card charges on ATMs on the campus.

Students’ union president Jordan Kenny said: ‘The win for the students’ union in getting on-campus card fees abolished is part of a bigger push by the students’ union to ensure that the cost of living crisis is heard on both a local and national level.

‘This year, the students’ union will continue to put pressure on the university to support you while you study, challenging additional course and lifestyle costs, to protecting the bursaries available to our student body.’

The fee for taking cash out had been cut from 50p to 20p but, from the start of September, there will be no cost to use the machines.

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A WARNING was sent to students after fake freshers’ week wristbands were advertised online.

The caution, from the University of Bath students’ union, warned freshers unofficial bands will not grant entrance to official Bath events.

An online statement read: ‘Only wristbands bought from the official University of Bath Freshers’ Week 2015 page will give you access to our events; pre-registration is NOT required and, again, any wristbands bought from elsewhere will not allow access to official SU events – and nor can they be exchanged for official wristbands.’

Huge leap for ‘growing’ Bath

THIS lot might look glum – but this time it’s because of good teaching, rather than bad. These sourpuss stewards were hired to work at Banksy’s Dismaland after being covertly trained by Bath Spa University lecturer Pat Welsh. They were taught to be as unhelpful as possible to create the street artist’s vision for his dreary attraction. The senior lecturer said: ‘It was a tough brief to have to teach someone to act deadpan, not to laugh and not to over-act – after all, the stewards were there to add to the overall dismal experience but not to outshine the amazing artworks on display.’ He has even been able to recruit a number of Bath Spa drama undergraduates to boost steward numbers at the temporary art installation. Let’s just hope all of his other students don’t leave his class with such grumpy faces...

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The ‘rents are what we miss the most JAKE CLOTHIER and ANTONIA CUNDY IF YOU miss having your mum and dad around – or even just the full fridge they provide – you are not alone.

Just over half of students say their parents are what they miss most when they move to a new city to study, according to a survey.

Two in five yearn for home-cooked food, while one in three wishes they had learned to prepare it themselves before they arrived at university, research

by The Student Housing Company found.

But, fear not – a separate study found more than one in three of those who have completed their degree say living independently was almost as useful as earning their qualification.

Nearly one in four says going to university helped them to develop their people skills.

But fewer than one in ten said they were better at managing their money after their time studying, the University of Surrey poll

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Being dyslexic, I was told by classmates and even English teachers that I would never be able to deal with academic work in university – that it was a fact of life and I shouldn’t even consider going. With the help of my family, I applied to Swansea, was accepted and I am starting second year with a just above-average grade, so it gives me a lot of pride studying and living at university knowing I proved so many wrong. Cameron Fitzgerald, second-year ancient history and Egyptology student, Swansea University

My biggest achievement at university is probably being elected part-time women’s officer – it’s a huge privilege. What I probably missed the most being away from home at first was the familiarity of it. It was strange coming to university where everything was so new.

Heather Wood, second-year English student, Swansea University I miss my mummy. My biggest achievement would be still being here, considering.

Amelia Webb, third-year philosophy and theology student, University of Oxford

of more than 1,000 of the nation’s graduates found.

Vice-president and registrar Dr David Ashton said: ‘For many new students, this is the first time they have ever lived away from home and it is a big achievement to be able to live independently.’

Many current students could identify with the

findings. Molly Dowrick, a second-year English student at Swansea University, said: ‘My biggest achievement is learning to be independent.

‘When I’m away, I miss my family.’

Saad Satti, a second-year Swansea law student from Pakistan, said: ‘One of the things I’ve missed about

what they say I really miss having a full fridge.

My biggest achievements have been writing a play and finding a boyfriend.

Lamorna Ash, third-year English student, University of Oxford

My biggest achievement is probably being able to pass second year after being very ill for a long time. The thing I most miss about home is just that I don’t get to see my school friends a lot, since I get to go home all the time.

Ryan Bamsey, third-year psychology student, Swansea University

I miss my local coffee shop. Matilda Armstrong, second-year English student, University of Bristol

home has been the homecooked food.

‘I guess my biggest achievement at uni has been becoming the only Asian to get a spot in the university cricket team, which is usually dominated by local students.’

Flora Hadaway, a secondyear French and Spanish student at the University of

Edinburgh, said: ‘I miss my cats. My biggest achievement has been joining lacrosse.’

But for some, just facing the elements in their university cities has proved enough of a challenge.

Third year Alice da Costa said: ‘My biggest achievement is surviving the Edinburgh winters.’

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Want to feel secure?

Play it safe in our city RYAN LYNCH BATH students are among the safest in England, a recent study has revealed.

Both University of Bath and Bath Spa University were named in the top ten areas for low rates of student-relevant crimes in the table from The Complete University Guide.

Florence Cowling, a thirdyear Bath Spa student, said: ‘I think it probably helps to make the city feel safer when the students outnumber the other residents!’

Fellow third year Nicola Button added: ‘I think it’s great that the uni bus runs so late. If it didn’t, people may decide to walk to save money, which can be risky.

‘Plus, compared to where I’m from at home, Bath is pretty small.

‘All the clubs are roughly in the same place and easy to walk between, and you’re pretty much always in the centre of town and don’t have to walk through dark outskirts.’

John Limm, a second-year University of Bath student, said: ‘Before moving to uni, I thought a student city would have more fighting – but I feel safer here in Bath than when I’m at home.

‘I never see any trouble at uni and everyone is so nice, which makes me feel so safe, so I can’t imagine any sort of trouble happening.’

Neil Sammells, deputy vice-chancellor at Bath Spa, said: ‘It’s great to know that they are learning in a city that is one of the safest places in the UK.’

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angry about it on campus this year – I think it will be quite easy to mobilise.

‘If students are worried about potential repercussions and victimisation then, actually, the more students that do walk out and the more students that strike, the more protected they will be. They can’t sanction every single student or hundreds of students. No-one will be singled out if we have mass participation.’

Bruce Galliver, president of Bath Spa students’ union, said there had been no discussions over a potential strike.

Wadzi Pasipamire, activities officer at Bath students’ union, said she was unaware of any talks having taken place.

Both universities were unavailable for comment.

We are happy and you know it...

THERE will be smiles all round after Bath students were named as some of the happiest in the nation.

The University of Bath and Bath Spa University came joint 20th in the National Student Survey, which ranked institutions based on student satisfaction.

Both had 90 per cent of their students say they were happy with their university. Prof Christina Slade, vicechancellor of Bath Spa, said: ‘I am delighted that our students are so satisfied with their experience at Bath Spa.’ The annual survey received more than 300,000 responses, with Brighton and Sussex Medical School at the top, with 98 per cent.

GREAT British Bake Off’s Mary Berry returned to Bath Spa University to reveal her favourite memories.

As president of the university’s alumni association, the culinary queen spilled the beans on her time at Bath College of Domestic Science – which went on to form part of Bath Spa. She said: ‘I hold dear the time I spent studying and value the skills that have helped the success of my own career.’

People are angry and they will mobilise Facing a revolt: Chancellor George Osborne has angered students across the country by replacing maintenance grants with loans PICTURE: WIKICOMMONS/ HM TREASURY

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CLOSE enough to the city centre to pop out for a kebab but far enough away to avoid annoying locals with drunken singing, these new developments will be home to hundreds of students.

The James House project, above, will provide 169 beds in a mix of multi-bed townhouses and self-contained studios, with communal facilities. Weekly rents will range from £145 to £289.

Then, the 1-3 James Street West site, right, will form a three-storey building behind an existing listed facade.

There will be 78 en-suite bedrooms in 15 apartments, with communal facilities.

The property will also have a ground floor retail unit so students have somewhere to stick their student loans.

Both will be completed in time for the 2016/17 academic year.

been stuck in a job I hate – whereas now I find myself on the path to doing something that I love with my life.’ But English literature student Emily Lister was less certain.

‘I don’t think I would strike as I don’t believe it’s that big an issue – you don’t have to pay it all back,’ she said. ‘But it’s the annoying fact of adding more debt on top of what you already have to pay.’

If the action, which is planned for later in the autumn term, goes ahead, it will be the first time students have gone on a national strike since 1971.

Maisie, a recent Bath graduate, added: ‘I think the cuts do provoke a wide reaction. It’s really high profile and lots of people are going to be

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Clear path for full-up Bath THE University of Bath has joined Oxford and Cambridge University by filling all its places before clearing.

The institution saw a significant rise in the number of applications this year and did not need to top up its numbers – despite average entry qualifications being higher across the board.

Mike Nicholson, director of student recruitment, praised the hard work of students and staff.

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Our monthly in-depth look at the issues on campuses across the country

Fighting to party on Club and bar bosses in battle to keep the night alive

NANCY BAUGHURST and GEORGIA GREENHALGH TRY to imagine freshers’ week – or any night of the university year – without clubs, bars, pubs or gigs.

Long-lasting friendships, music that will stay with you forever and people you will do your best to avoid for the next three years can all be found under the cover of darkness in whichever student union or dingy basement floats your boat.

But revellers face having their nights out cut short by authorities anxious to reduce the noise and violence associated with clubs and bars.

A recent casualty was The Arches, in Glasgow, a cultural hub that comprised an arts centre, theatre and live music venue alongside a bar and club.

It saw its closing time brought forward from 3am to midnight in April following more than 200 drugrelated incidents and several ambulance call-outs.

Without the revenue from the club to prop it up, the rest of the centre – including the arts venue – was no longer financially viable and bosses were forced to close, despite a petition attracting 40,000 signatures.

The Night Time Industries Association, which represents clubs and bars, says it is time to recognise the value of nightlife, which is worth £66billion to the UK. It also wants

Fair play: Alan Miller, of the NTIA, says councils should stop blaming venues for punters who get drunk or violent

Clubbing casualty: The Arches, in Glasgow, was shut after a clampdown on late-night opening hours earlier this year to stop authorities blaming venues when individual party-goers get violent, drunk or rowdy.

Director Alan Miller, whose London bar The Vibe closed last year after a late licence clampdown, said events held at night were treated differently.

‘If someone is at a daytime event like an F1 race and they drink a lot of pints and keel over, they’re just called stupid,’ he said.

‘Interestingly, the night-time economy is held accountable when individuals behave irresponsibly.’

Now, the association is pushing for the benefits of the night-time industry – which includes theatres, restaurants and live music venues, as well

as clubs and bars – to be taken into consideration by decision-makers.

A report the NTIA published earlier this year, Forward Into The Night, concluded that crime should be seen as being committed against venues, not by them, and called for an end to ‘knee-jerk reactions’ to disruption at nightspots.

Mr Miller said the night had become more peaceful with 24-hour drinking and the trend for consuming less, better-quality alcohol.

‘You talk to the police and they talk about night fights on Saturdays in the old days,’ he said.

‘Now everyone is tweeting about their gazpacho-infused cocktails.’

I don’t think the issue is the time clubs close – I think rowdiness and violence are caused by people who are too drunk.

Controlling how much alcohol people are served will improve behaviour when leaving clubs. Florence Clarke, 19, international business student, Sheffield Hallam University

I understand that it would be hard to live in a city – particularly a student city – as there’s something going on seven days a week. But if my favourite club closed at 2am, I would be a bit disappointed. It’s never really the club music that causes a problem – it’s the drunk people.

Heidi Harrington, 19, events management student, Coventry University

Amarjit Kullar, co-owner of popular student club Kasbah, in Coventry, said: ‘Our view generally is if people don’t like the noise that bars or nightclubs generate, then don’t live near one.’

But he added: ‘We have never been affected by complaints from residents as we have always been mindful that they live quite close, so have measures in place to keep any noise pollution to an absolute minimum.’

Ian Leete, an expert on licensing for the Local Government Association, agreed bars and clubs had a lot to offer – but added councils still had to balance different people’s needs.

‘Councils are governed by the

People choose to live in a particular area at their own risk, so it’s selfish to take business away. People are used to staying out late, so even if they closed clubs earlier, they would still be out being noisy on streets and causing more problems.

Katie Lonsdale, 19, English language and sociology student, University of Sheffield

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Licensing Act,’ he said. ‘It covers public nuisance, which will include noise; the protection of children and young people from harm; crime and disorder; and public safety. If you get a lot of door slamming, for example, it creates issues for neighbours.’

But he insisted that shutting down clubs was a last resort for councils.

‘It’s at the extreme end of things,’ he said. ‘If there are ways of doing things informally, they will do that first. A lot of councils help premises to join up to best-practice schemes.

‘There’s the Purple Flag scheme, which is designed to make areas more attractive at night time and get a balance.’

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In student towns, money is being ploughed into the city by students’ patronage – money that the cities may not otherwise have.

Sarah Tarran, 19, psychology student, University of Warwick Shutting clubs earlier would fuel the rowdiness. There is security and rules in a club to keep residents and customers safe, whereas if they shut early, then people would go back to someone’s house, where there are no regulations.

Dave Bissett, 19, journalism student, Sheffield Hallam University

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Stop playing the blame game...

REBECCA CORNISH GAMING has always occupied a bizarre place in society.

The media has often used video games – particularly violent ones, such as Call Of Duty – to prop up its lazy stereotypes.

But no studies have proven that video games cause long-term psychological issues or encourage violence.

In fact, some research suggests those who play video games are more perceptive and better at making decisions.

The website Prescription Pixel, which provides a positive environment for gamers who struggle with mental

Escape: Games can be good PICTURE: ARISTOTELES SANDOVAL health issues, found that of 873 people surveyed, 80 per cent were helped through difficult periods by video games.

I play games to block out the stress of reality – to save the universe, make friends and escape a world in which

I don’t have any. Nothing is as exhilarating for someone like me as playing a game for the first time and experiencing not anger and aggression, but joy, sadness – or whatever else the writers of these masterpieces will me to feel.

It is up to parents and guardians to decide what their children access instead of mindlessly blaming the industry.

Perhaps providing accessible aid for any underlying mental health conditions and lifting the stigma that demonises gamers for enjoying a hobby might go further towards tackling the alleged monster in the machine.

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talkingPOINTS ROT RAGE: I’m angry at the house. My housemates decided to sub-let despite suggestions that it might be a bad idea. I spent two days trying to claw the place back to a state just above one resembling nuclear fallout. The girl we had in managed to get grime and grot into every possible corner. I tidied it up after she left, then came back the other day and the boys had left it in a state again.

There are bins outside that have been rotting for about three months. It’s a jungle of filth-loving creatures, ranging from slugs to maggots and worms.

I’m up to my elbows in rain-sodden pizza boxes, half-empty hummus pots and other things that no longer resemble food. We have mice Jordan Watkins

LIBERAL LOGIC: Liberals. Weed-smoking liberals, Greenpeace liberals, counterculture liberals, Miliband’s-too-left liberals. Reality liberals, liberals on a page, liberals with rage, against-the-machine liberals, student liberals, hand-up-inclass liberals, that’s not fair – be liberal, deserving-more liberals, ‘I have talent’ liberals, Lidl’s-doing-my-head-in liberals. Fight-the-right liberals, anti-Tory liberals, liberal Tories and liberal welfare is a scare for liberals. Me, you, we are liberal in the liberal beehive bubble of the classroom, taught by liberals, learning liberality in society. Losing meaning is liberal, back to class a liberal Morgan Hinton

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TRAIL BLAZERS: Did you know cannabis is legal?

It’s far more legal here than in The Netherlands and Portugal, where highly publicised legalisation attempts have been made. Of course, on paper, possession, consumption and distribution is a criminal offence and can lead to 14 years in prison – but this is far from the case for so many offenders. The Misuse Of Drugs Act categorised the way police and the courts deal with such offences, leading to the term ‘soft drug’ being used extensively. This is a dangerous misrepresentation, making people think this hazardous substance is perfectly safe. I’m baffled as to how the pro-drug lobbies can claim there is a war on drugs Christopher Cunliffe

PERFECT PERK: Janet Jackson and Luther Vandross may not have been singing about the free coffee a MyWaitrose card entitles you to each day in their hit The Best Things In Life Are Free – but the sentiment certainly applies to the perk well enough. Because, honestly, when you’re running late for a morning lecture with the rain pouring down, there’s nothing quite like a free, laetificant latte or comforting cappuccino to make it feel as if life is still worth living in those most desperate of moments Tom Gellatly

NORDIC DISCOVERY: I found a Norwegian family in my kitchen this morning.

When they tried to engage me in conversation in Norwegian, I had to break it to them that I only spoke English. So, in halting English, my flatmate’s father (it turned out) told me he’d been to Scotland once and he’d loved it. ‘Which part did you visit?’ I asked him. ‘Newcastle,’ he responded. And that sums up life as an exchange student in Oslo so far. In Norway, it’s typical to see a man roller-skiing, whereas in Glasgow, it’s typical to see a man stumbling round drunk before midday. Little things like this are what’s special when you’re living abroad. Finding beauty in the mundane and everyday is so much easier when you’re in an unfamiliar place Marie-Louise Patton

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LET THERE BE NOISE: Sitting in a restaurant the other day, there was a family across the room with two young children. The food had been cleared and the kids got bored, but mum and dad still had a glass of wine and a natter to finish, so they handed their children an iPad each. After a few taps, the kids were silent, happily engrossed in separate games. It made me feel old and nostalgic. What happened to the days of colouring pencils and paper? Parents are giving children these devices to entertain them, rather than encouraging them to entertain themselves. If the kids were drawing in electronic format rather than on paper, for example, then OK. But when mindless video games are chosen over siblings jabbering at each other, it’s a great shame Antonia Cundy

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Clamp down on real scroungers SOPHIE MCNAUGHTON

Hand-out: There are claims more people are relying on food banks because of government cuts

A POLITICIAN calling someone else a scrounger – oh, the irony.

Looking at the headlines about MPs claiming for their £100,000 cars, luxury holidays and houses for their mothers on expenses, and then having the nerve to put their taxpayer-funded wages into offshore accounts to avoid paying taxes themselves, it’s astounding that they can still point the finger at those depending on food banks and tell those living on the breadline that they are the scroungers.

Secretary of state for work and pensions Iain Duncan Smith, who seems to have a bit of a personal vendetta against

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the poor (did I mention he’s a Tory?), absolutely loves using the word ‘scrounger’.

Yet he refuses to utilise the term in a more appropriate context – by directing it at himself, for example.

On the BBC’s Question Time in June 2014, former Respect Party leader Salma Yaqoob ripped him apart on austerity.

She said: ‘One million people in one of the richest countries in the world face the indignity of relying on food banks.

‘Yet I’m sitting next to Iain Duncan Smith, who quite happily labels the poor people as scroungers.’

She added: ‘You claim £39 just for a breakfast – like you can’t afford your own breakfast when you live on your wife’s estate and have taken £1.5million of taxpay-

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Labels: MP Iain Duncan Smith PICTURE: NI EXECUTIVE/FLICKR ers’ money. That’s what I call scroungers.’

With Mr Duncan Smith’s villainous plans to force the ill and disabled into work, tweets of Yaqoob’s argument have been circulating as we ask: how does this heartless, sponging MP have any right to call someone else a scrounger?

It’s an unrealistic argument that politicians should try

living on the minimum wage but just imagine how quickly their views would change if they had to scrimp by without their precious expenses on £6.50 – or even less – an hour.

Labour leadership candidate Jeremy Corbyn also spoke out against Mr Duncan Smith’s medieval policies.

After it was revealed that thousands of disabled people had died after being declared fit to work under his disability benefit tests, Mr Corbyn said: ‘He should resign because these figures are so frightening and so disgusting.’

We can always count on public uproar over people dying at the hands of politicians.

But we can also count on the likes of Mr Duncan Smith not to care in the slightest.

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The Maccabees: We’re still a bit hit and hope Where’s your head at?

Cocktails for under a fiver – and the best cures for the morning after P24

Lotions and potions Sophie Powell decodes the science behind your

favourite beauty quick fixes P27

Gadget girl

We chat to Holly Brockwell, the brains behind women’s tech website Gadgette P31

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A trip to RISE Festival in Les Deux Alpes, France P33

PLUS... Hurts – Peace – Shura – Victoria – Ask Alice – Freshers’ fashion – Design disasters

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We fill you in on everything that’s been going on at The University Paper – the good, the bad and the downright stupid

It’s good to be back

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T’S all over: the sun, the festivals, the boozy picnics.

We’ve packed away our sunnies, ditched our beach towels and replaced them with umbrellas and raincoats.

But while it’s true the summer is now behind us, the memories – although many of them slightly blurred – remain.

While everyone was off, forgetting everything they learned at uni the previous year, the TUP team were out and about, bringing you updates from the biggest student parties around (and also forgetting what we’d learned the previous year).

We got down and dirty at Secret Garden Party, braving the mud to skank to Gentleman’s Dub Club.

We nearly got wee’d on at Parklife while watching Ella Eyre and we took a (very rowdy) trip down memory lane at Reading Festival to see The Libertines.

It wasn’t all partying, though – we also mastered the art of making a burrito, joined an early-morning rock choir (singing Bon Jovi’s Livin’ On A Prayer) and drove a car with a drunk suit on.

But although festival season

is over, fret not – we’re keeping the party alive at TUP. In this edition, our first of the new academic year, we’ve got fashion advice for freshers, tips on how to make cheap cocktails and the facts on what goes into your beauty products.

We’ve also been chatting to some of the nation’s biggest bands and DJs. Chart-toppers The Maccabees spill the beans on their latest tour and Hurts talk about gunshots in America.

Indie rockers Peace reveal all about clubbing in Ibiza while electropop singer Shura passes on her advice for first years.

And for those who just can’t hack another night out, we’ve got something for you as well.

We’ve put together our pick of the best flatshare sitcoms, warned you of halls decorating clichés and got the lowdown on ladies in tech – while our agony aunt Alice is on hand to dish out her unique brand of sarcastic advice.

Yes, the past few months have been nothing if not eventful – but if you haven’t been following our exploits,

Parklife

I expect a good portion of my student loan to be spent on £1 Domino’s

– University of Manchester Freshers’ week – meeting hundreds of people and remembering about two names

– University of Manchester

TUP stars: Indie duo Hurts you can make up for it by visiting www.unipaper.co.uk, where you’ll also find all the latest news from your city.

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Stupid stuff we’ve be en talking about this mo nth

n whether to hyphenate the phrase ‘d**k pic’ n how to pronounce Adidas n the best way to kill someone (the sales team win on violence, editorial on cunning) n how to convert centilitres to litres (duh) n pesky apostrophes (we must be the only people who can’t wait for freshers’ week to be over) n how brilliant a d’n’b/Sing-A-LongA-Sound Of Music mash-up would be (if only because we could call it Nun ‘N’ Bass)

I’d never been to Secret Garden Party before, and I wasn’t sure what to expect.

Somehow, somewhere, I’d got the idea into my head it was just a bunch of hippies off their t**s on acid, dancing around woodland fires, possibly while wearing kigus.

Turns out there’s music, too.

Oh, and mud. Lots of mud.

The highlight had to be Gentleman’s Dub Club.

Setting aside the fact they’re all gorgeous – it’s difficult to know which one you’d pounce on first – they’re truly talented musicians.

It may only have lasted

‘Love travelling so much, such an eye-opening experience!’ Calm down girl, you’ve only spent the week in Magaluf

– University of Nottingham

Bristol uni problems: not being able to go to your friend’s yacht in Greece because your passport has expired

– University of Bristol

Freshers’ tip – leave passive-aggressive notes EVERYWHERE. Your flatmates will respect you for it and do as they’re told

– University of Nottingham Wizards don’t have halfterms either

– Cardiff University

Do American cool kids wear ‘Coventry Poly’ sweatshirts?

– University of Nottingham Third big spider in two days. My house is officially uninhabitable

– University of Manchester Highlights: Secret Garden Party; inset, The Libertines 20 minutes, but their dub/ reggae set was a high-energy performance with a healthy injection of silliness (it’s difficult not to crack a smile when you’re being serenaded by a brass section who, resplendent in tuxedos, are dancing with all the energy of a group of hyperactive toddlers

who’ve snorted sherbet).

Waiting at the train station to have our wellies hosed down the following Monday, I reflected that it’s this theatrical element that makes SGP special. It’s fun, it’s silly... and it certainly ain’t gonna stop for the rain.

Kirstin Knight

Reading Festival Ten years ago, I pleaded with my mum to buy me a Reading Festival ticket. No, I wouldn’t do drugs, and yes, I would behave myself.

After much to-ing and fro-ing, she relented and I got a pass to Little John’s Farm to experience my first festival. There, I found thousands of GCSE-aged youngsters chanting and getting up to no good – I loved it.

The silliest things students have been saying this month

– University of Leeds

Secret Garden Party

techno, drum ‘n’ bass and house to charted pop, it was no different this time.

Ella Eyre, the lioness that oozes sex appeal, bounded onstage dressed in a fitted purple all-inone jumpsuit, which had the boys hypnotised and the girls green with envy.

Opening with Comeback, she went on to wow with hits including If I Go and new single Together. What, I ask, has Eyre not got going for her right now?

But a quick message to the guy standing next to me – relieving yourself in a large crowd will see people kick off. ‘Let’s go f*****g mental, Parklife!’

Eyre shouted – but you went too far, my friend.

Nathan Salt

overheard on campus Have recently lost weight due to the arrival of my overdraft limit! I call this the poverty diet!

It was the best of times...

The sun was shining; the bucket hats (criminal) and wellies were out. It meant one thing – the wait for Parklife 2015 was over.

At any two-day festival, the issue always lies in acts clashing; it’s inevitable.

More annoying was the fact that the set times inside the programme lanyards set you back £7 (which, bizarrely, my sister was happy to pay). But, with set times in the bag and a wealth of talent on display, the big decision rested with who to see and, with a mainstream sister in tow, my thirst for DJ talent was unlikely to be quenched.

Parklife has always been known to cater to every musical taste and with everything from grime,

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A decade later and not much has changed. Over those years, I like to think I have grown up – and, to keep up with the competition, Reading probably has to as well. The food stalls could be better, there could be more things to do outside the music and they could allow alcohol into the main music area... but I’m being picky. It’s still the hedonistic weekend that made me fall in love with festivals all that time ago. Sam Murray

I was stalking my uni crush’s dad’s Facebook and, without realising, liked a post!!!!

– University of Leicester

Goodbye second year, hello second year

– University of Nottingham

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– University of Edinburgh

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Uni does get better, take it from me Rising electro r’n’b star Shura speaks to JOHN SHAW about writing from the heart, life in the limelight and the stresses of being a fresher...

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VERYONE tells you university is going to be the best three years of your life,’ Shura tells me, looking at back at her time at University College London.

‘But what they don’t tell you is that the first six months of it are f*****g difficult and you question everything: “Why am I here? What am I doing?”.’

It’s a feeling most freshers go through and one the former English student can definitely relate to.

She advises: ‘If you’re having a weird f*****g time and feel really

depressed that’s totally normal – they still will be the best three years of your life.’

Now out of uni, Shura, 28, is producing a mix of electronica and r‘n’b, combined with lyrics from the heart.

‘I would find it very difficult to write songs that weren’t personal to me,’ she says.

‘It’s the way that I’ve always written, so it’s very natural.

‘When you’ve finished writing a song, even if it came from an emotional place it ceases to be your experience, because you’ve

given it to other people to carry on their shoulders – it’s like a problem shared is a problem halved.

‘In this case, it’s a problem way more than halved.’

As she prepares to head out on her first headline tour, she admits she’s still getting used to living in the limelight.

‘I enjoy that people care when I put out a new song – that’s really nice,’ she says. ‘I find having my photograph taken or press shots a bit weird because it is a bit weird – it doesn’t happen to anyone else.

I don’t love that side of it.’

‘I love being in the studio, making music – I love having people enjoy my music... but that’s as far as it goes.’

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October 2015

theINTERVIEW: The Maccabees

Return of the Macc Together for a decade, the cheeky chaps with the charm of rising stars

Busy as bees: (l-r) Orlando Weeks, Felix White, Sam Doyle, Rupert Jarvis and Hugo White

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N A world of flash-in-thepans and Twitter spats, The Maccabees have quietly gone about their business for more than a decade – no negative headlines, no nonsense.

As I stand and chat to singer Orlando Weeks and guitarist Felix White, it feels as if I’m speaking to an up-and-coming band keen to charm – not a group who have just claimed a No.1 album.

The pair, who keep flashing smiles at each other like schoolchildren up to no good, admit Marks To Prove It was a tough record to make.

‘Part of the reason for that was we rushed into it,’ says Orlando.

‘The head space that you need for a record and the head space you need for a tour is very different.’

I ask whether they were

The Maccabees’ Orlando Weeks and Felix White chat to JOHN SHAW about their No.1 album and controlling your destiny... thinking about their next album at all – they catch each other’s eye and let out a laugh. That’s a no.

Felix explains: ‘When you’re writing records, it gets to the point where you’re doing it because someone is telling you you have to, so it’s nice to be able to play for ourselves – and slowly it comes together.’

And although it feels like a long time coming, Felix tells me the band – which also consists of guitarist Hugo White, bassist Sam Doyle and drummer Rupert Jarvis – haven’t had a chance to reflect on their No.1 spot.

‘We were flying to Romania when we heard,’ he says.

‘But the nice thing about it is

Nov 18, Nottingham, Rock City; Nov 19, Newcastle, O2 Academy; Nov 20, Norwich, University of East Anglia; Nov 22, Cambridge, Cambridge Corn Exchange; Nov 23, Brighton,

your grandma or someone the other side of the world is like: “Woah, your album is No.1 – that sounds like it is pretty successful.”

So that was the nice thing.’

The record’s success marked the pinnacle of a triumphant summer packed with festivals – but now the south London-based band have announced they are going back on tour.

Felix says: ‘It’s going to be nice to get into an enclosed Maccabees environment.

‘Whether they’re big shows or small shows, the spirit always seems to be quite consistent and there’s a context to do slightly different things.’

Orlando adds: ‘It’s a treat doing

Brighton Dome; Nov 24, Southampton, O2 Guildhall; Nov 27, Reading, The Hexagon; Nov 28, Bristol, Colston Hall; Jan 15, Glasgow, Barrowland Ballroom; Jan 18, Manchester,

festivals because it means you get to go see things you wouldn’t otherwise, and to see some old friends who, because of touring, you don’t get to see very often.

‘However, I think you have a little bit more of a chance to see how the songs matter to the people they matter to.’

The people they ‘matter to’ are The Maccabees’ fans, who will undoubtedly be out in force – but what changes will they have noticed since the band released debut single X-Ray in 2005?

Orlando says: ‘We are still a little bit ramshackle in our approach to all things. We have a fantastic crew with us now and the atmosphere is really good.

‘I hope we know how to make our set work better – it is still a little bit hit and hope.’

Ramshackle they may be but the pair agree unity is the driving force behind the band’s longevity.

Orlando says: ‘I think we all want to look after each other really – it can be very claustrophobic some of the time and that’s no-one’s fault.

‘I don’t think we’ve ever had a disagreement that wasn’t because everyone was trying to get the best result out of something – whether that be the recording or when we are on tour, wanting to make things work a bit better.’

He adds: ‘I’ve seen other people who are so tied into one moment in their music career or the sound of their band that, suddenly, that starts controlling them rather than them controlling their destiny. That sounds a bit grand but in a sense it is true.’

Albert Hall; Jan 21, London, O2 Academy Brixton; Jan 22, London, O2 Academy Brixton n For the full list of dates, visit www.themaccabees.com.

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what’sON pick of the month MUSIC LUCY ROSE had a bloomin’ awesome summer (see what we did there?).

Not only did the Warwickshire-born singer– songwriter release latest album Work It Out – she also played some of the biggest festivals around, including Reading and Leeds and Kendal Calling.

What’s more, she is on a mammoth tour that will see her take in the delights of Germany, Switzerland, Belgium and the Netherlands.

For someone who claims she wasn’t the musical one in her family, that’s not too bad.

Grab your chance to see her when she plays Bath’s Komedia on Tuesday, October 20.

John Shaw

THEATRE WE’VE all seen the film adaptation of The Shawshank Redemption and loads of us will have the poster up in our

and had more than one million views on YouTube.

To go on a night out that will enhance your brain cells rather than damage them, catch Festival Of The Spoken Nerd when they perform Just For Graphs at Komedia on Thursday, October 8.

bedrooms. Now the stage show is touring Britain, with the script based on the classic film.

If you don’t know (how have you missed it?), the story focuses on Andy Dufresne, who is handed a double life sentence for the murder of his wife and her lover.

Having been put to labour

by Warden Stammas, Andy comes up with an elaborate escape plan.

Catch it before it leaves the Theatre Royal on September 26.

Henry Edwards

COMEDY

COMEDY YOU’RE at university now and (hopefully) expanding your spirit and mind.

Yes, the Chuckle Brothers are hilarious – but they really shouldn’t be the closest you get to cutting-edge comedy.

What you should be watching is Festival Of The Spoken Nerd.

They provide lots of laughs and plenty of science.

The troupe is made up of

Word of the nerd: (l-r) Geeks Steve Mould, Matt Parker and Helen Arney stand-up mathematician Matt Parker, geek songstress Helen Arney and experiments maestro Steve Mould. The terrific

trio could turn your least favourite GCSE subject into something hilarious — you might even wish you hadn’t ditched it at

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the first chance possible.

Since their last tour, Full Frontal Nerdity, the comedy group have recorded their first DVD

RAPPER-turned-comedian Doc Brown has nearly come to the end of his The Weird Way Round tour, which he started nearly a year ago.

The multi-talented man, who has appeared in some of Britain’s biggest sitcoms, including Derek and The Inbetweeners, talks love, life and lyricism in the set, which he has taken the length and breadth of Britain.

Brown – real name Ben Bailey Smith – has real rapping pedigree, having appeared in London-based battles in his younger years and even performing on stage with Mark Ronson, Amy Winehouse and Daniel Merriweather.

Catch him at Komedia on Thursday, October 1.

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We’re so juvenile on tour Leo Wyndham, lead singer and guitarist of indie outfit Palace, chats to JOHN SHAW about dodgy Northern accents, having a mental age of ten and living in the now...

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OTTENHAM, north London. Birthplace of Adele, Skepta and home of The Arch – a dilapidated, bohemian paradise that houses artists, session musicians and blues rockers Palace.

‘A group of friends of ours found this old derelict space, fitted it up and created this very simple little studio,’ vocalist and guitarist Leo Wyndham tells me.

‘All the equipment is falling apart and just about works.

‘We are in this musical community with all these other guys – it’s quite an inspiring place really.

We have these incredible musicians at our disposal.’

Inspiring it may be, but Palace – completed by guitarist Rupert Turner, bassist Will Dorey and drummer Matt Hodges – are escaping their creative hub to play a nationwide headline tour, an experience Wyndham thoroughly enjoys.

‘I actually love it – it’s still early stages,’ he says.

‘If you ask us in a few years, maybe I’ll be like: “I would literally rather kill myself than get in the

van.” We are all ridiculously juvenile – as soon as we get in that van, our mental ages drop to about ten.

‘It’s all messing around with each other and attempting to do the accent of each place we go to. It’s pretty bad trying to work out our Northern accents.’

But he adds: ‘It’s a dreamlike thing to do, to travel about in a van and play gigs with your mates.’

The tour represents another milestone for the band, who played their first gig to 40 people – working up to a ‘mind-blowing’ 20,000 at festivals this summer.

But Wyndham says they have no specific aim for the future – although he revealed an album will be coming out ‘in March next year’, telling me: ‘We think it is going to be very special.’

He adds: ‘If you think too much into the future, it’s quite a dangerous thing in a way, because you are aiming for something very specific and it could affect the way you write, the way you work.

‘I try to work in the moment – do our thing.

It’s nice to see Wolf Alice, a

Big kids: (l-r) Rupert Turner, Leo Wyndham, Will Dorey and Matt Hodges guitar band, doing so well and getting a No.1 album.

‘That’s just incredible and, of course, we wouldn’t mind a bit of that – but it’s not the be-all and end-all.

‘I think if we start dreaming of platinum albums and that sort of s**t, it might f**k up our routine.’ n Palace play Bristol’s Louisiana on October 20.

Boreadbby of sh student houses?

B. Dolan: I do some dumb sh**t ‘TURN up the gas, put the metal in the microwave,’ raps B. Dolan on Alright, the first track from his latest LP, Kill The Wolf.

He admits to accidentally setting his microwave on fire in this way in the past, telling TUP: ‘I do dumb s**t like that because my head is elsewhere.’

But he adds: ‘I’ve never turned the gas up before I did it. Spoiler alert: Doing as I say will blow your f*****g house up.’

The track feels like a call to arms – and this should come as no surprise, given the US musician’s activist background.

He co-founded consumer ethics website www. knowmore.org and put out Film The Police – a reworking of NWA’s 1988 classic video F**k Tha Police – with Toki

So are

Speaking his mind: B. Dolan is bringing his political rhymes Wright, Jasiri X, Buddy Peace and Sage Francis.

With all this political activism, does he think too much rap is about money?

‘No,’ he says. ‘I think there’s easily as much cliché political rap as there is cliché money rap.’

So, how did his rap career begin?

‘I bought two tapes at

the same time,’ he says.

‘One was He’s The DJ, I’m The Rapper by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince. The other was Guns N’ Roses’ album Appetite For Destruction.

‘Twenty-seven years later, England’s about to deal with the consequences.’ n B. Dolan plays The Fleece on September 21.

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I’ve learned how to stay sane...

Harry Koisser, lead singer of Peace, speaks to JOHN SHAW about techno, clubbing in Ibiza and functioning as a person...

tourDATES Sep 24, Liverpool, O2 Academy; Sep 26, Glasgow, QMU; Oct 1, Manchester, Academy; Oct 2, Nottingham, Rock City; Oct 3, Cardiff, Great Hall; Oct 6, Leicester, O2 Academy; Oct 9, Brixton, O2 Academy n For the full list of dates, visit www.peaceforeverever.co.uk

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OU’RE a darling of the music media, lead singer of the hottest indie band around and about to head out on another headline tour. So stick to the triedand-tested formula – right?

Not if you’re Harry Koisser, lead singer of Peace.

‘I want there to be some sort of rhythmical connection with techno – I want to get that in,’ he tells me.

‘I used to work in a techno club and I went to see Ricardo Villalobos play – he is mental.

‘He’s flying in all this different stuff I want to bring to band music – I’m still trying to.’

He adds: ‘I really wanted to cover Paul Kalkbrenner – we did do it once in London.’

Did it go down well?

‘Well... I don’t think so... there were around 30 people there.’

Techno is a passion that seems at odds with his band’s catchy pop riffs and their long scruffy hair – the

Peace and love: (l-r) Doug Castle, Harry Kossier, Dom Boyce and Sam Koisser latter being closer to another of Koisser’s heroes, Kurt Cobain, than the top-knot style seen in Ibiza, where he recently went on holiday.

‘I went for three days and reconnected with that,’ he says.

‘I haven’t been clubbing for three

years but I went to DC10 and I was like, oh god, back in the room.

‘I had absolutely no idea what was going on but I was loving it.

‘It was good – I really enjoyed it.

I had three days off and I was like: “I’m just going to go out and do it.”

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I was considering staying and being a d**k but I ended up making the flight – I had to go.

‘Maybe I’ll go back out this year...’

For now, however, Peace – completed by Harry’s brother, Sam, along with Dom Boyce and Doug

Castle – are heading out on tour, playing cities across the nation.

‘We’ve been doing this for a while now, just the four of us and we all get along – it’s strange,’ Harry says.

‘I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to but we do.

‘We just kind of hang out and have a laugh. I know a lot of bands play cards or make cocktails or roll dice or watch films but we just hang out and talk – it’s strange.’

And what has he learnt from previous tours?

‘How to get along with people and how to not go insane,’ he laughs.

‘How to function as a person in the strangest of places.’

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Our agony aunt makes the mistakes so you don’t have to...

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Alice

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’M worried about my friends.

Since we finished A-levels, they’ve all really got into class As – especially ketamine. Now we’re off to uni but all anyone seems to care about is getting messy. They tell me it’s normal and I’ll need a truckload of highs to see me through freshers’ week. I’m scared the first term will be all about getting on it and I’ll feel left out.

Jess, Leeds

Ah, the fresher f**khead myth. Take it from me – as someone who turned up to uni with a 20 bag and some dodgylooking pills, only to be ostracised by my far more sensible peers – it is simply not the case that students are constantly off their faces on illicit substances. (Sadly, my failure to grasp this saw me try to consume my stash in its entirety, resulting in a tedious evening where I accused my flatmates of not ‘getting my vibe’ – ugh – thus ruining any friendships before they’d even begun. But that’s another story.)

Ask yourself – what is it you’re really

scared of? It sounds like fitting in is your main concern. Your friends may be moving in a direction you don’t want to go in – don’t just follow them out of fear. Part of the beautiful thing about uni is the breadth of experience you’ll have and the range of people you’ll meet. This is the perfect chance to carve out your own path and be whoever you want to be.

Plus, if you’ve ever witnessed a kethead chat someone up, you’ll know their inability to remember the sentence they uttered mere seconds ago, much less their target’s name, doesn’t make for the fiercest chirpsing.

Even if you do manage to secure the deal, the drug’s effect on your motor functions means the sex act itself is more likely to resemble a pair of elderly tortoises mating than anything you’ve seen in porn.

At any rate, you’re unlikely to be invited back for more. Take it from Alice. Just don’t.

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Y boyfriend and I met in first year and have spent every minute together since – but we split up in the summer when he told me he’d met someone else.

Now the idea of starting third year with barely any friends

is killing me – and, to make matters worse, the girl he’s seeing is my coursemate. I feel like dropping out.

Vicky, Bristol

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First, let me make a measured assessment: What. A. D**k. Not only has he stolen two years of serious shagging off you – he’s making up for his own lost time right on your doorstep. I can understand if things seem hopeless right now.

But don’t quit your course because of some bloke – I promise you’ll regret it. What you need is a plan. My strategy would be to pickle my brain in tonic wine before going out and accosting strangers with aggressively friendly banter – but I’m not sure I

should be recommending that to a vulnerable individual such as yourself.

Step one: find some sympathisers.

You say you haven’t many friends but, chances are, if you’ve had your head buried in your boyfriend’s, ahem, armpit for two years, you haven’t noticed all the potentials.

Why not join a society? Third year is the perfect time, as people start feeling that perhaps they could be doing something more fruitful than p*****g their lives away down the local and sign up to anything going in an attempt to allay their guilt.

Then, the coursemate question. This is tricky. Try not to vilify the poor girl – it’s not her fault your ex is a first-class knobber (and, to be fair, she’s the one stuck with him, so count yourself lucky). Can you avoid her, or do you share seminars? Your tutor may be sympathetic if you ask to swap.

Lastly, be kind to yourself. A breakup is horrible whatever age you’re at – and the pressure of uni supposedly being the best time of your life can make you feel guilty for not enjoying every second. Don’t. You will get over this – but it’ll take time.

And, if all else fails, there’s always that tonic wine.* Good luck and Godspeed, sista!

* Always drink responsibly. Alice’s definition of ‘responsibly’ is stopping before you pass out or vomit on your own shoes. (Other people’s shoes are fair game, obvs.)

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What do I do?

Liam, Glasgow Dear me. You’re right, it may not sound like a huge deal to some – but, as a hugely intolerant individual myself, I quite understand your predicament.

If he is the specialist you say he is, then it would be short-sighted to seek out another tutor to oversee your dissertation – but are you sure there aren’t any alternatives? Have an investigate – you may be surprised to find some less well-known names who are interested in the subject.

If he really is the only option, then my only advice is to suck it up, give a grin and take it on the chin. It’s good preparation for the world of work, where you’ll regularly have to tolerate – nay, be actively pleasant to – people you think are utter bellends.

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The two sides of Hurts Theo Hutchcraft, lead singer of Hurts, chats to JOHN SHAW about the dark side of travelling, the band’s new positive outlook and escaping Manchester’s Curry Mile...

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YNTH-POP duo Hurts fancied a change of scene to write upcoming album Surrender, their previous two records having been written in the bustling student hub of Manchester’s Curry Mile.

So singer Theo Hutchcraft and synthesist Adam Anderson left the neon lights, cheap curries and shisha smoke of Wilmslow Road to hop from one stunning location to another: the Swiss Alps, Ibiza, Montreux, Sweden, New York...

Then, on their first morning in an isolated house in Los Angeles’ Hollywood Hills, they were reminded about the dark side of travelling.

‘There was police helicopters circling the house,’ Theo tells me. ‘Someone had been shot three doors down. So we were sat there and it was a boiling hot summer’s day and then all of a sudden it was like: “This is more interesting than we thought it was going to be.”

‘It was very useful and indicative – police helicopters and the baking sunshine.’

Were they scared?

‘No! We lived in the suburbs of Manchester – that sort of stuff doesn’t frighten us,’ he jokes.

‘LA and New York: they’ve got two sides to them which appeals to us.

‘They are like paradise but they’ve got very dark

undertones. There’s lots of tragic people and lots of strange things going on.

‘At first we were like: “Oh, it’s really nice – how’s it going to fit us?”

‘As soon as we saw the darker side, it made perfect sense.’

The album that resulted, Surrender, perhaps unsurprisingly is one that combines LA’s bright sunshine with the city’s sordid underbelly.

‘We’ve injected a different energy into the album,’ Theo explains. ‘The last one was dark, intense, introspective – I think it was an album we really wanted to make.

‘There’s a lot of light on this album but it retains a lot of what people know and like us for. It’s got moments where we try to express different sides of ourselves – it’s not all doom and gloom.’

The yin and yang of Surrender is best highlighted in the first two tracks released by the Manchester-based duo.

Their first, Some Kind Of Heaven, is a pop-dance love track reminiscent of their Under Control hit with Calvin Harris, while their second, Rolling Stone, is a morbid anthemic ballad that ends with the repeated line: ‘They’ll never take her alive if they take her home.’

‘I think we’re drawn towards darker themes and chord

patterns; that’s why this album still has lots of that on it – we can’t escape it,’ Theo adds.

‘What we always try to do is be honest with the music and our emotion. If we tried to make an album darker than the last one, it would have been false. It would

have been a bit weird because we weren’t in that space.’

So, is this a change to a more positive, happy-go-lucky Hurts?

Theo says: ‘What we always try to do is make the boundaries of the band quite wide. It sort of frees you up. Three albums

in, you need to make sure you can still move forward, so we shift the goalposts each time.

‘For there not to be a blueprint for a Hurts song is very exciting for us. We are now not tethered to anything – it’s very liberating.’ n Surrender is out on October 9.

Rockers’ reign is about to begin Review: Victoria at The Barfly, Camden

VICTORIA were tipped to rule the British music scene at the start of 2015 and their show at Camden’s Barfly proved why.

But the riotous indie pop group – made up of Alex Thomas, Harry Johnson, Charlie Martin, Joe Housley and Chris Moore – seem oblivious to their success, shrugging and saying they ‘just hope we’ll still be around’.

They were on fire for their second gig at the London venue, playing a catalogue of highly infectious tunes, including Summertime, which recently received the Made In Chelsea seal of approval.

Speaking to TUP backstage, they revealed they were ‘buzzing’ when they heard the track featured on the

hit TV programme, an experience they described as ‘surreal’.

It’s an exciting start for the Londonbased band, who have promised many more releases in the months to come.

When asked what they thought was special about their bandmates, the guys singled out guitarist and vocalist Alex for his impressions.

Embarrassed at first, he proceeded – egged on by the rest of the group – to do a Gollum impression, followed by Elvis Presley. He later joked: ‘That’s the only reason I’m here, really.’

Whether it’s for the impressions or for the feel-good anthems, Victoria are worth checking out before they become the kings of Britain’s pop scene.

Andy Gorman

In line for the throne: Victoria wowed the crowds at The Barfly with catchy pop anthems PICTURE: JASMIN OJALAINEN

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Stir it up at pre-drinks...

Ever fancied a Cosmopolitan on a night out but been put off by the price? RICHARD GODWIN shows you don’t have to spend a fortune to appreciate cocktails...

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HERE’S a simple reason why British students do not drink as many cocktails as their labours deserve.

When a bar menu presents the choice of commercial lager for £3.50 or a Sazerac for £13.50, the prudent reveller will opt for the former – no matter how curious they might be about the latter.

The gifts of our heritage remain untasted. Imagine if the same were true of burritos or dubstep.

There’s no point blaming the bartenders for this generational tragedy. Their profits are marginal and the mark-up on cocktails

cheapest spirit there is and helps to pay the wages of is reliably decent, even at honest people, many of them the supermarket own-brand students. end. Vermouth is dirt cheap However, there is also a lot – even if you go for a decent of pretence and nonsense that goes into justifying these bottle of the French stuff like Noilly Prat, it’s still only £12 prices – a sort of conspiracy for 750ml. that would have you believe You will discover that you ‘mixology’ is a sacred rite can make a serviceable with which the people are Martini in your own home for not to be trusted, a bit like about 95p – less than a can of pre-Reformation Bibles.

Red Stripe.

Let’s take When you the Martini, consider, too, a crucial part that you can of the cocktail pick up vintage gospel. For all glassware for pennies the mystique in charity shops, stir that surrounds its cocktails that need construction, a Martini stirring in pint glasses is, quite simply, 50ml purloined from pubs, gin mixed with 10ml dry and shake cocktails that vermouth, diluted with a need shaking in jam jars, little water and chilled to the price of entry drops a very low temperature. still further.

It’s not so hard. Or So there really is expensive, if you no excuse. Have you make it in your seen the price of own kitchen. beer these days?

Gin is the PICTURE: CHRISTOPH KAFFEE

Negroni THE most voguish of drinks is also the most economical.

The initial investment is steep – but since you need equal parts from each bottle of alcohol, your supplies will run down without wastage. After arduous experimentation with fancy brands, I’ve found the combination of Beefeater, Martini Rosso and Campari to contain the most magic.

Ingredients: 25ml gin, 25ml Italian vermouth, 25ml Campari Method: Stir together over lumps of ice in a large tumbler. Garnish with a lemon slice. Price per drink: about £1.40 Whisky Mac A SIMPLE after-dinner drink, the Whisky Mac tastes much more expensive than it actually

is. Stone’s Original Green Ginger Wine is a favourite of English grandfathers, and rarely costs more than a few quid.

Teacher’s is an uncool but reliable blended Scotch whisky – infinitely superior to the sort that retired footballers lend their names to. A dash of bitters sets it off a treat.

Ingredients: 50ml Scotch, 25ml ginger wine, a dash of Angostura bitters Method: Stir all the ingredients in a glass over ice. An orange or lemon zest garnish would be appropriate, or leave it plain. Price per drink: about £1.25 Gin Sour IF YOU learn one cocktail recipe off by heart, let it be this. Once you’ve mastered the art of balancing its sweet, strong and sour elements, you’ll be well on your way

to making everything from the Margarita to the Last Word.

Ingredients: 50ml gin, 15ml lemon juice, 10ml golden sugar syrup Method: For the syrup, combine two cups of golden caster sugar with one cup of water in a saucepan. Gently heat, stirring until the sugar has completely dissolved. Remove from the stove and allow to cool. For the cocktail, shake up everything with plenty of ice and fine-strain into an ice-cold cocktail glass.

Garnish with a lemon zest twist. Price per drink: 85p

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We’ve all got to eat. So whether you fancy preparing something at home or popping out for dinner, we have the recipe for a great meal

Then eat away the pain So you’ve mastered cocktails but now need to shake off the after-effects of one too many. MILTON CRAWFORD, author of The Hungover Cookbook, tells you how...

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HANGOVER is an opportunity.

Feeble-minded people will often tell you that all they want to do when they have a hangover is to sit on the sofa watching trash TV and eating junk food.

I admit, this may apply even to me very occasionally. But in general, I resist it.

I wrote The Hungover Cookbook

because I have always had many of my best ideas when I have had a hangover.

There is actually something rather liberating about it; it removes the straitjacket of everyday routine, makes you think differently.

Perhaps the main premise that lies behind this

Hang in there: Eggs bhurji ingredients PICTURES: KATIE MORGAN Shakshuka

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POPULAR dish in North Africa, Israel and other parts of the Middle East, shakshuka combines a spicy tomato sauce with baked eggs.

Ingredients: Four eggs; two large pitta breads, cut in half; one 400g tin of chopped tomatoes; a pinch of sugar; half an onion, diced; two cloves of garlic, crushed and chopped; half a sweet red bell pepper, chopped; two bay leaves; one jalapeno pepper, finely sliced; one tsp of ground cumin; one tsp of smoked hot paprika; a good slug of olive oil (about two tbsp); flat-leaf parsley to garnish Method: 1. Heat the oil in Melon, feta, mint and ham salad

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HEN hungover, it is sometimes more important for our palates to be refreshed than for our stomachs to be replete.

Sometimes, especially if you have that most feared of all hangovers – the kind PG Wodehouse christened the

a frying pan on a medium heat and add the onion 2. Cook the onion for five to seven minutes, stirring occasionally, until it has softened and taken on a slightly golden colour 3. Add the bay leaves, jalapeno pepper

and garlic and stir. Cook for a further minute, then add the cumin and paprika 4. Continue stirring for a further minute before adding the tomatoes and Gremlin Boogie – a gentle salad is about as much as you will be able to handle.

This is best served outdoors with lashings of sunshine – as good a natural cure for a hangover as anything else.

Ingredients: One small ripe honeydew melon, flesh cut into cubes; one tbsp

unusual celebration of a much-maligned state is that there is as much truth to be found in pain as there is in joy, as much to be savoured the morning after as the night before.

That may sound a little masochistic – but if you want to be more than an air-headed hedonist, try seeing a different side to your hangover.

When it comes to cooking this means that you can discard any lazy notions you may have had that a bacon sandwich and a bottle of Lucozade will do.

Why not try something new? What about a majestic climb in the hills, rather than a stagger to the corner shop?

Make the most of half a teaspoon of sugar 5. Stir the tomatoes in, with a pinch of sugar to balance the chilli. Season with salt and pepper to taste and leave to simmer on a low heat for about seven minutes, stirring occasionally 6. When the sauce has thickened, make four

small craters in the tomato mixture and break the eggs into each of them 7. Leave the mixture on a low heat for two minutes, until the egg of good-quality balsamic vinegar; a small handful of fresh mint, finely chopped; salt and pepper;

half a small red onion, very finely diced; 100g of feta cheese, cut into cubes;

your hangover rather than simply trying to survive it.

My cookbook includes a diagnosis section to work out which of PG Wodehouse’s six different types of hangover you may be suffering from – the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer or the greatly feared Gremlin Boogie.

But let’s keep it simple.

You might want to try one – or all – of these three quick-to-prepare recipes – an Indian take on scrambled eggs (eggs burji), a melon, feta, mint and ham salad or North African baked eggs in a tomato sauce (shakshuka).

All recipes are for two: you and your hungover comrade-inarms.

whites begin to set; then, place the frying pan under a medium grill for three to four minutes, keeping careful watch to make sure the egg yolks don’t fully set – runny yolks are essential 8. Take the frying pan from under the grill, season your eggs to taste with salt and pepper and set aside 9. Toast the pitta breads under the grill 10. Place two eggs on each plate and spoon the sauce alongside. Garnish with a little parsley. Add the pitta breads to the side of the plate and make sure you use them to dip into the delicious spicy sauce and the egg yolk

four thin slices of Parma or serrano ham; two sprigs of fresh mint (optional) Method: 1. Put the melon, feta cheese, onion, mint, balsamic vinegar and seasoning into a bowl and gently mix the

Eggs bhurji

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HIS is a pepped-up, spicy version of classic scrambled eggs and is popular as a breakfast dish in India.

It is best served to combat the type of hangover where you feel lacking in direction and purpose in life (described

by PG Wodehouse as the Broken Compass) and contains just enough spice to cut through your woolliness and general lack of vigour post-cocktail experimentation.

It is one of my favourite things to eat with a hangover.

Ingredients: Two tbsp of unsalted butter; one tsp of mustard seeds; a few small curry leaves; two spring onions, finely chopped; half a tsp of grated fresh ginger; half a hot green chilli, de-seeded and very thinly sliced; a quarter of a tsp of turmeric; half a tsp of cumin; one medium tomato, skinned and diced; four large free-range eggs; beaten and seasoned with salt to taste

Lost: The Broken Compass PICTURE: MATT BAXTER

ingredients 2. Serve the mixture on plates in a tasteful mound and artfully tear the ham over the top of the salad.

If your hangover is mild enough that you still have any kind of aesthetic sense, you may want, à la Jamie,

Method: 1. Melt the butter in a frying pan on a medium heat; then, add the mustard seeds, stir once and add the curry leaves and the spring onion 2. Sauté for a couple of minutes until the onion is soft, before adding the ginger, chilli, turmeric, cumin and tomato 3. Gently fry for a couple of minutes before adding the eggs 4. Cook on a low heat, stirring occasionally until the eggs are set, as you would when making scrambled eggs 5. Serve immediately on fried bread or hot buttered toast to drizzle a little balsamic vinegar over the top and garnish with a sprig of fresh mint. Et voilà!

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ROM freshers’ week benders to sports socials and Christmas balls, this term is going to be party central.

Make sure you’re ready by choosing some classic but glamorous staples and keeping it fresh with inexpensive accessories as

the nights draw in.

Bear in mind a few golden rules for effortless elegance.

Go for luxurious fabrics such as satin and fake fur, stick to one sequinned item at a time – and find shoes that won’t pinch your feet all night.

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Freshers’ week is great fun but alcohol and late nights can leave you feeling less than perky the morning after.

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Banish dark circles and eye bags with Benefit Puff Off! Eye Gel. It will leave you feeling ready to absorb knowledge, attend socials and make friends on your new course. It comes in a clever applicator with a metal iron-shaped tip, which you glide under your tired eyes as you squeeze out the gel – the coolness of the metal feels amazing. The high content of moisturising ingredients keeps undereye skin soft and hydrated but the ingredient you’ll be most thankful for is menthoxypropanediol – a derivative of mint – which has a wonderful cooling sensation. All that’s left to do is add a slick of your favourite lipstick on the bus, grab a coffee-to-go and get ready to rock.

Benefit Puff Off! Eye Gel, £22.50, www.boots.com

Remove all traces of the night before with Nip+Fab Glycolic Fix Pads. Glycolic acid is the substance used in a chemical peel as it removes the very top layer of skin. Although it is used at a much lower concentration in these pads, the effect of exfoliating this top layer is the same. Skin cells at the surface are older, dryer and more dull in appearance, owing to increased UV exposure and water loss. By removing these, you will reveal cells underneath that are newer, plumper and lighter in appearance. The pads are also great at unclogging pores, so no-one will guess you spent the previous evening in Smurf fancy dress. Nip+Fab Glycolic Fix Pads, £13.00, www.asos.com

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Love a night out at the movies? Or perhaps you need to chill in front of the TV? Read on to find out what’s on...

You can’t live with ’em...

Housemates. Love them or hate them, you’re stuck with them for the year. To celebrate (commiserate?), JOHN SHAW has picked out five of the best flatshare sitcoms...

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OUR flatmates are going to be a big part of your life this year.

And if you haven’t lived with friends before, here’s a secret: they are going to drive you crazy.

To bring some harmony, sit down together and watch these five box sets about groups even more dysfunctional than yours...

New Girl

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Jess answers an ad and becomes the new girl in an apartment full of boys.

As it’s a US sitcom, there has to be a love interest – and Jess and Nick’s will-they-won’t-they is one of the best on TV. The pair face a difficult battle against their own immaturity and outside forces, including other potential suitors. But the laughs really come from not-so-smooth talking Schmidt who falls for fashion model Cede.

WATCH IF: Your new housemate is a bit, er, quirky.

Fresh Meat

This bunch of misfits, thrown together after missing out on a place in halls, go through the full spectrum of life in a shared house. There’s bed-hopping, rubbish parties,

Suffragette, October 7 THE Suffragettes’ tale is perplexingly undertold in the cinema world. It has all the hallmarks of a blockbuster: suffering, violence, death and heartbreak. Meryl Streep plays leader of the British movement Emmeline Pankhurst, while Carey Mulligan plays Maud, a soldier against the state. Helena Bonham Carter also stars as Edith New in what promises to be one of the most powerful films of the year.

bust-ups and, of course, bantz as they make their way to graduation at the fictional Manchester Medlock University.

WATCH IF: You’ve just spent a drunken night snogging your flatmate.

Peep Show

The pinnacle of awkward British comedy, Peep Show follows the lives of neurotic nerd Mark Corrigan and laidback wannabe musician Jez Usborne.

After meeting at university, the pair end up living together in Croydon, where they struggle to get on – and to make a living.

Thankfully, we haven’t finished the story yet, with series nine on its way later on in the year.

WATCH IF: You’re feeling like life couldn’t get much worse.

Spaced

What a long way Simon Pegg has come. These days, you’re just as likely to see him in Hollywood’s biggest franchises as anything else.

But it all began with a show called Spaced, which he co-wrote with Jessica Hynes (back when she was Stevenson). This cult classic sees Tim and Daisy pose as a couple to secure a cheap flat

Steve Jobs, November 13 IN ALL lecture theatres, someone will be on their iPhone – whether the lecturer is talking or not.

But there was a time when the mobile was just a twinkle in Jobs’ i.

Michael Fassbender plays Apple’s co-founder in the film, which is set backstage at three product launches. Seth Rogen plays Steve Wozniak, the other co-founder, and Kate Winslet plays Joanna Hoffman, ex-marketing chief of Macintosh.

Best buds: The oddball New Girl crew and, inset, Simon Pegg of Spaced

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and follows the pair as their relationship develops.

WATCH IF: You find yourself with an unexpected housemate.

The Young Ones

The original and, some would say, still the best.

The Young Ones is anarchic, surreal and constantly named as one of the funniest British sitcoms ever.

The mismatched students spend their time in grubby digs while studying at Scumbag College and causing havoc.

WATCH IF: You want to go back to a time when there were no student fees.

out soon SPECTRE, October 26 THE build-up to the 24th Bond movie has been as gripping as the film should be. Hackers got their hands on an early version of the screenplay by infiltrating Sony’s computer system.

The script was leaked but that hasn’t quelled – the anticipation for Daniel Craig’s fourth outing. This time, a message from Bond’s past sends him on a trail to reveal the truth behind the secretive group SPECTRE.

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Stalkers, sexism, cyberbullies: A woman’s guide to the web

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HY do some men send d**k pics? How do people really meet the loves of their lives?

What were the pranks that got Google Map Maker taken offline?

Holly Brockwell set out to answer these questions and many more when she launched tech news website Gadgette.com, which also covers new apps, products and style with a focus on women, while taking a feminist stance on issues such as cyberbullying.

‘I decided it was about time we had a female-focused tech publication for women,’ she said.

‘A lot of the mainstream tech sites – that aren’t necessarily meaning to, and they are getting better – are male-focused.

‘We wanted to say, “It’s cool to be a woman who likes tech”.’

She has worked on another tech site, ShinyShiny, and wanted Gadgette to be more openly aimed at women.

But she came up against criticism after launching the site in the summer.

‘One of the points was that rather than making their own stuff, women should go and

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work for mainstream tech companies,’ Holly said.

‘I couldn’t disagree more.

‘No-one would ever say that to a man. When Shortlist was launched, no-one said, “Why do you need a magazine for men?”

‘If you come out for women, you get abuse. It’s pretty sad.’

As a site covering tech and the internet from a female perspective, it is perhaps unsurprising that Gadgette has already run articles on creepy Tinder stalkers, Twitter sexism apologists and online bullying.

Its agenda has been lost on some, however.

Despite making a point of not covering parenting, motherhood or marriage – ‘we’re not trying to be Cosmo’ – Holly said companies pushing products for children and parents had already started asking her team for coverage.

‘That really vexes me,’ she said. ‘They don’t go, “Well, men are required for the process of making babies, so we’ll send them kids’ stuff”.’

So far, the site’s preferred method for fighting stereotypes has been to take the mick out of them. It

Rock Band 4 (Oct 6) LIKE all good rockers do at one point in their career, the Rock Band series took a long break – probably to rediscover its love of the music.

Now it is back with the fourth big installment and new tracks.

Play along to classics such as The Cure’s Friday I’m In Love and modern hits like Mark Ronson’s Uptown Funk.

There is also a new freestyle guitar solo feature which will have you feeling like Slash in your living room.

Available on PS4 and Xbox One Guitar Hero Live (Oct 20)

Gadget girl: Some of the stories on the site and, inset, founder Holly Brockwell published a satirical guide on how to use headphones without messing up your hair after Holly overheard someone at a conference say women were only worried about style, not sound quality.

‘That article was so much fun and it got a really good response,’ she said. ‘It was a

satirical way of saying “this is not OK”.

‘The company has offered me an interview with the man who made the comments, which I will probably take them up on.’

She said a ‘psychology of the d**k pic’ piece – which unearthed opinions of penis

portraits ranging from ‘nice’ to ‘that’s like something the cat dragged in’ and examined the motivation behind sending them – was another favourite.

‘The writer did offer to send me some of the d**k pics in question,’ she said, adding: ‘I declined.’

A seeing computer: It’s the future of fashion COMPUTER genius and fashion guru Jenny Griffiths has created technology that helps computers to ‘see’ – setting up Snap Fashion, the first visual search engine for clothes and accessories.

The University of Bristol computer science graduate was awarded an MBE aged just 27 for services to digital innovation in the fashion industry, after developing an idea she first worked on as an undergraduate.

Her honour will be considered well-deserved by any man or woman who has ever seen someone wearing something amazing in the street, on a night out or in a film and struggled to find something similar.

‘Visual search comes naturally to humans but to computers it’s just a bunch of pixels, so we’ve managed to program a computer to see colours, shapes and even textures,’ she said.

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Drop it in: Take a snap and upload This is how it works: 1. Take a picture of the piece of clothing or accessory you want to find and upload it.

You can also drag and drop the picture into a box on the Snap Fashion website, paste a link of the image or download the app for Android or iPhone.

If inspiration comes while sitting on the bus or walking through the park, ask the person for permission or be very discreet when snapping them.

2. Cut around the item you want the search engine to see.

To help find what you want, click around the edges of the item you are interested in, including the sleeves (if it has any). You don’t have to be a pro with Photoshop – a rough outline is fine.

On iPhone, you can also find things in similar or clashing tones, while a separate Android app lets you search for exact colour matches.

Cut it out: Highlight the clothing

Click to buy: View your results 3. Get your results and start shopping.

The site will display suggestions and you can filter the results by price, or choose only to view items of the same colour or shape, for example.

Click on the item you fancy to add it to your wishlist, share with friends or re-snap for similar results. You can also click ‘buy’ to be connected to the retailer.

Head to www.snapfashion.co.uk to try it for yourself.

ANOTHER plastic guitar rocker – so what’s different?

There’s the obvious – different tracks, such as Wolf Alice’s Moaning Lisa Smile and Tenacious D’s Tribute.

But gone are the classic five colourful buttons to be replaced with a stylish six-button challenge.

The game also offers the chance to play in front of a real crowd.

Available on PS4, PS3, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Wii U Halo 5: Guardians (Oct 27) RECORD-breaking franchise Halo returns for its fifth major outing.

This time an unstoppable force threatens the galaxy – but the Master Chief has gone missing and Spartan Locke has to hunt him down.

On top of that, there are two new multiplayer modes to continue the series’ development. But who cares about all of that? If you’re a gamer, you’re going to get it.

Available on Xbox One WWE 2K16 (Oct 27) IF UNIVERSITY deadlines or untidy housemates are stressing you out, then relieve some tension with the comeback of the WWE 2K series.

There will be new superstars, divas and legends, plus ladder tag team, handicap tag team and tornado tag matches – all of which were taken away in the previous year’s WWE 2K15.

You’ve even got the chance to play as Hall Of Famer Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator – now, who wouldn’t want that?

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We are giving one lucky reader and their plus-one a six-day ski pass, full festival access, accommodation, ski hire and return travel from the UK. Music this year comes from Skream, High Contrast and many more.

To be in with a chance, email win@unipaper.co.uk with your name, university and year of study.

For more information on the festival, which runs from December 12 to 19, head to www.risefestival.co.uk.

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NIVERSITY draws people from all sorts of different backgrounds.

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1. Dreamcatchers – University can be stressful but you won’t be able to get rid of those night terrors with one of these. The best way forward is to do some breathing exercises and lay off the booze for a couple of weeks.

2. Empty alcohol bottles – If you’re using a JD bottle as a candle holder or lining your windowsill with dead Stellas, get a bin bag and chuck them away. It looks cluttered and gives away too much to the parents when they come and visit.

3. Wacky cushions – Let’s face it – no-one has ever laughed at a cushion. No-one has ever said: ‘That person has an amusing pillow, let’s be friends.’ Just get rid of it before anyone sees.

4. Guitar – If you have a guitar hanging on your wall, you’d better be able to play it like Jimi Hendrix. No-one wants to invite guitar douche on a night out.

5. Posters – Some can look good but unless you actually know what Che Guevara did, don’t put a picture of him on your wall. The same goes for Albert Einstein, Audrey Hepburn and that tennis player scratching her bottom.

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VER had to chase your housemates for their portion of the electricity bill or had the sneaking feeling you might be the only person in the house who has ever bought toilet roll?

The co-founder of a new app wants to make these problems history by helping sharers sort out their finances.

Nick Katz set up Splittable after an argument over bills when he moved out of a shared flat.

‘I was living with my best buddy in a two-bedroom apartment in Dalston, in east London,’ he said.

‘My now-fiancée, who was then my girlfriend, lived there too.

‘When it came to settling everything, my buddy put a bunch of things we didn’t know about on a spreadsheet.

‘He said I owed him a couple of hundred pounds and my girlfriend owed about £900. This

blew our friendship apart – it took it over the edge.’

Nick, who had worked in real estate since graduating from uni in the USA a year earlier, decided to put his knowledge of housing to good use.

‘I know how to write a lease – but when you’re a student, you’re a bit coddled, maybe having lived with your parents or in student accommodation,’ he said.

‘You suddenly have to negotiate a short-hold tenancy and find housemates.

‘You also have to work out how to live with people and not claw each other’s eyes out.

‘We want to remove the conflict points in the home, such as money.’

The app works by plotting whether each housemate is in credit or debt on a graph, which adjusts itself each time they buy something.

So, if one person buys cleaning

Divide and rule: Splittable founder Nick Katz wants to stop housemate disputes products, for example, you could pay them back by buying the food next time you have takeaway, which will be shown on the graph.

You can also request payment in cash through the app, which will send an email reminder to whoever owes you.

There are sections that record monthly costs such as rent and bills,

and the deposit for the house or flat.

Costs and payments are displayed on a timeline, so everyone can see who has paid what – and you can choose to get real-time updates or a weekly round-up.

It may not sound like the most exciting invention ever but it has to be better than sorting out finances through face-to-face confrontations

or passive-aggressive sticky notes on the fridge.

Nick also has some good housemate credentials, having shared nine rented homes in London. ‘I’m in a house-share right now with six people and I’m using Splittable,’ he said. ‘Sharing should be a brilliant thing.’

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Medal table

Triumphant trio: Medal winners in the 200m breaststroke (l-r) Kazuki Kohinata, for Japan; Josh Prenot, for the USA; and Team GBR’s Craig Benson PICTURES: BUCS

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Archery Ashe Morgan – University of Birmingham Alex Smith – University of Oxford Tom Hall – University of Warwick Sally Gilder – Chipping Camden Academy Jordan Mitchell – Ulster University Matthew Dale – Warwick Phillip Tucknott – University of Edinburgh Stephanie Clason – Edinburgh Hope Greenwood – Edinburgh Georgie Brown – Birmingham City University Badminton Matthew Carder – University of Glasgow Kerri Scott – Loughborough University Victoria Williams – Loughborough Chloe Birch – Loughborough Patrick Machugh – University of Strathclyde Angus Pedersen – University of Bath Martin Campbell – The Open University Rebekka Findlay – University of the West of Scotland Caitlin Pringle – Strathclyde Diving Rhea Gayle – University of St Mark and St John Robyn Birch – St Mark and St John Clare Cryan – Sheffield Hallam University Jack Haslam – University of Sheffield

Fencing Alex Tofalides – University College London Amol Rattan – London School of Economics Kristjan Archer – University of Notre Dame

Cameron Brodie – Stirling Kathryn Johnstone – Heriot-Watt Jay Lelliott – Bath Max Litchfield – Sheffield Hallam Calum Tait – Edinburgh Olivia White – Edinburgh James Wilby – Loughborough

Gymnastics Kelly Simm – Southampton Solent University William Trood – Loughborough Gabriel Hannah – Loughborough Thomas Gibbs – University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign Lynne Hutchison – Open University Stephani Sherlock – The Lesgaft National State University

Table Tennis Evangeline Collier – Nottingham Trent University Sean Doherty – Edinburgh

Golf Michael Howard – Edinburgh Craig Chalmers – Strathclyde Katie Bradbury – University of Exeter Hannah Mccook – University of Stirling Gemma Batty – Stirling Henry Tomlinson – Stirling Shooting Kristian Callaghan – Bath Coral Kennerley – Cardiff University Holly Lay – University of Reading Seonaid McIntosh – Heriot-Watt University Finbar Ryley – Newcastle University Swimming Joe Patching – Auburn University Craig Benson – Stirling

Taekwondo Jordan Gayle – Manchester College Christian McNeish – Connell College Lutalo Muhammed – Middlesex University Harriett Akeroyd – Leeds Beckett University Jade Slavin – Northumbria Bianca Walkden – Manchester College Tennis Darren Walsh – Southern Methodist University Joe Salisbury – University of Memphis Mark Whitehouse – Imperial College London Alex Walker – Bath Daneika Borthwick – The Florida State University Olivia Nicholls – Loughborough

Taking the plunge: Team GBR diver Jack Haslam

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Tetraplegic student completes punishing 12-mile challenge sportNEWS All the highs and lows from the World University Games in Gwangju, South Korea

Mudder shows Stars of Rob the future us he’s toughboost stuff get a Korea TOM GELLATLY

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Focus on students, Golden not cash

from p1 summer for hosts of WUG pointing to its 89 per cent satisfaction rate in this area.

Prof Judith Squires, pro vice-chancellor for education, said investments as the SOUTH Koreasuch proved new study andwith learning to be the hosts hubmost being planned the after coming forof Beacon House, the top the World former Habitat building University Summer in Clifton, showed Games medal table. student satisfaction was They claimed 47 golds, being taken 32 silvers andseriously.

29 She added: ‘The off bronzes, holding university is committed second-placed Russia. to providing highChina finisheda off the quality and positive top three, while Japan experience all and the USA for finished students.’ fourth and fifth Recent Bristol graduate respectively.

Harriet D’Souza, 21, About 10,000 said: ‘The teaching competitors from staff were always more than 150 professional, countries tooksupportive part and in theknowledgeable. contest, which she added: isBut recognised as ‘If the the university had second-largest multicared more sports gamesabout after the students and Olympics.

Theless nextabout revenue, then I feel will be held in Chinese students like myself Taipei in 2017. would have had more positive feedback.’

UWE fared slightly better than Bristol, hitting the 85 mark to put it in the top 100, along with Leeds Trinity, the University of Liverpool and Manchester Metropolitan.

UWE’s vice-chancellor Steve West said its onepoint increase ‘shows we are moving in the right direction’.

SHAW A JOHN WHEELCHAIR-bound student has become the world’s first TEAM Great Britain recorded tetraplegic to complete a Tough their most successful World Mudder challenge.

University Games in more Rob Camm, from the University than a decade this summer. of Bristol, finished the gruelling The 66 British students 12-mile course in a wheelchair he secured three golds, four silcontrols with his chin. vers and four bronzes on their The politics and philosophy way to a 17th-place finish in student, 21, who was left paralysed Gwangju, South Korea. from the neck down after a car crash They were inspired by rising two years ago, said: ‘I wanted to do star of British gymnastics and a Tough Mudder before the accident Team GBR flagbearer Kelly and still want to do it now.

Simm who won gold in the ‘I’ve got a wheelchair that’s all-around, silver in the capable of doing it, so I thought: vault and bronze in the floor “Why not?” exercise.

‘I’m happy that I’ve done it but The Southampton Solent a bit tired now – but probably not student rated the Games as as tired as all these guys who have her best yet and is now lookbeen round with me.’ ing towards securing a place Rob was raising money for on the full Team GB 2016 Rio technology company SpecialEffect, Olympics squad. which provided him with the Speaking to BUCS, the wheelchair robust enough to take 20-year-old said: ‘It’s the first on the trials – dubbed probably the time I’ve won three medals at toughest event on the planet. a competition.

Tough Mudder vice-president ‘To see the look on my coach gold: (l-r) Joe Salisbury and Darren Walsh celebrate their gold medal and, below, Christian McNeish John Fidoe, who accompanied Netting Rob and parents’ faces was such a around the course, described him as Jones, were also great – beat Korea’s Hyeon doubles, losing to Belarusians 18-year-old, who only took Chris special feeling. inspirational.

Chung and Jisung Nam Lidziya Marozava and Andrei up the sport two years ago.

‘The World University towards me.’

‘We were thrilled to have Rob join Elsewhere, Heriot-Watt 2-6, 6-3, 10-8 to secure Vasilevski in straight sets in Lelliott’s teammate, StirGames has helped me masus at Tough Mudder South West University’s Seonaid McInthe final. the title. sively and I’m really proud ling University’s Craig and watch him become the Benson, first tosh set a personal best and Walsh PICTURES: said: ‘We’ve Speaking to fellow BUCS Mudders secured with the way it has gone.’

Allalso done: Rob Camm, inset, celebrates with FACEBOOKhad a tetraplegic in the world to complete after the perfor- really good tournament but Scottish national record In the pool, the University of bronze in the 200m a Tough Mudder course,’ he said.

SpecialEffect, provided Robgoing in in the 50m rifle prone. and cousin,and Simon, were with him we didn’t quite get mance, Salisbury which Bath’s Jay Lelliott took gold in breaststroke ‘His strength, determination 100m and throughout with an eye gaze computer throughout the event – a gruelling trek n British Universisaid: ‘This rep- that first set, which put us on – where he the 400m freestyle, silver in courage have inspired all of us comprising tunnels to crawl through, hismy 96-day stay in Frenchay Hospital’s ties and Colleges Sport the back foot. resents biggest the 800m freestyle and came was edged out by at Tough Mudder and Mudders intensive care unit.

To were donate, visit walls to scale, and yes, lots of mud. victory ‘They good today and (BUCS) is the governing ever and second-placed James fourth in the 1,500m free. around the world.’ Rob’s father, Wilby, Ian, of They www.justgiving.com/Rob-Camm. are hoping to give back to it is probably not made very few errors – but it body for higher educaLoughborough He said: ‘The games were far off for Darren as is still a fantastic achievement tion sport in the UK, repextremely exciting and were University. well, so we are both to get this far and walk away resenting 170 institutions Not to be outdone, also a great stepping-stone EDITOR: TOM GELLATLY bristoleditor@unipaper.co.uk For advertising enquiries, please call: 020 7580 6419 and all facilitating 52 sport with a silver medal.’ absolutely delighted.

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The final medal came programmes.

‘We will be return‘The team at the pool was beat hosts Korea to win BUCS sent a delegation Connell College’s ing to the UK with a from incredible and helped me out gold in the men’s douhuge amount of con- Christian McNeish, who of Great Britain’s next genbles final. big time. fidence and our heads secured bronze in the 68kg eration of elite athletes The pair – Joe Salis‘I can’t thank my coach Mark to the World University taekwondo. held high.’

Skimming enough for getting bury, from the University The medal represents Games, including 66 athWalsh also netted a of Memphis, and Darren me to this point. silver with Bath’s Alex an astounding rise for the letes in 12 sports.

‘The other coaches out Walsh, from Southern Walker in the mixed there, Dave Hemming and Methodist University

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