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KERRY GODLIMAN On what home means

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SLAVES We kill with kindness

Prison for biker after woman hit

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Student pleads guilty to dangerous driving @ JOHN SHAW

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A motorcyclist has been jailed for 15 months after crashing into a bike rider at high speed, causing life-changing injuries. Andrew Donnelly, who was a second-year Liverpool John Moores student at the time of the incident, had passed his motorcycle test only a month before he hit the rear wheel of Vivienne Edwards’ bike as she used a crossing. The 20-year-old pleaded guilty to dangerous driving at Liverpool

Crown Court. Donnelly had just completed his part-time job at Asda on the night of the incident, September 16 last year, and was driving at 77mph. He slowed down to 52mph as he approached the traffic lights, where the accident happened, and undertook a taxi in the right-hand lane, believing it was going to turn right. However, Miss Edwards, who was wearing a hi-vis jacket, attempted to cycle across the crossing while the lights were green for Donnelly. He tried to avoid the cyclist but

52mph Speed

Donnelly was travelling at as he approached the lights

struck her rear wheel. The quantity surveying student went to Miss Edwards’ aid straight away, putting his jacket over her and holding her hand. She was rushed to the intensive care unit at the Royal Hospital where she stayed for more than a month, before she was moved to a hospital closer to her home. She was eventually allowed out of hospital on December 18, three months after the initial accident. The victim had fractured her knees, spine and pelvis and suffered bladder damage.

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@ John Shaw This intriguing object may look like a rocket, but it doesn’t need any help from engines to be a record breaker. The futuristic vehicle, developed by students and academics from the University of Liverpool, broke the men’s and women’s British

land speed record for a humanpowered vehicle at the World Human Powered Speed Challenge in Nevada. The bike, called Arion2, hit 76.59mph with Ken Buckle riding it and 71.05mph with Yasmin Tredell – both British records. ULV team leader Rob McKenzie

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said: ‘It was an amazing experience taking part in the World Human Power Speed Challenge and for both Yasmin and Ken to set new British land speed records. It is the culmination of two years of work and the entire team, both those in Nevada and back in Liverpool, are absolutely ecstatic about the team’s

achievement. The whole team has worked tirelessly to improve the design of ARION2 and this has really paid off.’ Ken broke his own record, set in ARION1 last year, of 75.03mph while Yasmin smashed the previous British women’s record of 42.5mph. During the competition a new

men’s world record was set at 89.59mph by Canadian Todd Reichert and Team Aerovelo. The women’s world record stands at 75.69mph. ARION2 was built as part of a twoyear engineering degree project and made a number of advancements on ARION1 including better aerodynamics.

IN BRIEF

Number of girls does not add up

More women need to be encouraged into STEM subjects, a national award-winner has said. Liverpool John Moores student Laura Thurgood, who won the 2016 Ford Prize for Women in STEM Study for her work promoting the subjects, said: ‘Lots of girls are told their interest in these fields is un-ladylike. This encourages the thinking girls aren’t good enough to pursue such careers. ‘Under-representation means we’re missing half the world’s population’s viewpoint.’

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We are open to all Pair give backing to international scholars @ Rachel Lee

Two Liverpool universities have thrown their weight behind a campaign in support of international students, staff, research and collaborations in higher education. The University of Liverpool and Liverpool John Moores are backing #WeAreInternational, which aims to ensure UK universities have the tools and policies to remain open to those wishing to study and work from around the world. An LJMU spokesperson said: ‘As

a university that is globally engaged and embraces internationalism for the benefit of its students, staff and partners, we are supporting the #WeAreInternational campaign.’ Each year, the UK welcomes more than 400,000 international students, who the campaign’s supporters argue bring cultural vibrancy to the environment and make a massive contribution to the economy and to higher education. Director of Universities UK International, Vivienne Stern, said: ‘Our universities have been welcoming international scholars to our shores since the middle ages. ‘The economic contribution international staff and students now

make to UK cities and towns is immense, both through support for local businesses and subsequent job creation, and via research-led startups and entrepreneurship. ‘At the same time, the friendships and knowledge that international students take with them after they study here can lead to a lifetime of partnerships, interest and inward-investment opportunities for the UK. ‘Many of our former international students act as our ambassadors – encouraging visitors, international business links and research partnerships.’ Mostafa Rajaai, international students officer for the National

Union of Students, added: ‘There is a long tradition of students coming from all over the world to the UK for a world class education and I hope this will continue for years to come. ‘As the world we live in becomes more and more connected and globalised, having students from all over the world in the same class, on the same campus and in the same community guarantees a high quality and diverse educational experience, not only for international students, but for British students who need an international education more than ever before.’

Drama on set of new show Drama students had an exciting encounter with Game Of Thrones star Sean Bean. A group from Liverpool Hope University students were invited on to the set of screenwriter Jimmy McGovern’s upcoming BBC drama Broken. They managed to network with location and unit managers from LA Productions, who are working on the new show, and even caught a glimpse of GoldenEye actor Bean. Hope’s head of drama Prof Simon Piasecki said: ‘Huge thanks to LA Productions for allowing our students to experience life on set, it was very generous and a great opportunity for them to see how everything is done.’

tech’s impact A major new study will look at the impact of technology in our lives. Prof Simeon Yates from the University of Liverpool will lead the investigation, which will unite 17 instutitions from across the US and UK. The study will focus on seven key areas including identity, economy and security.

Man faces rape trial A 32-year-old man has been charged with raping a student. Malon Bakasa has been accused of assaulting an 18-year-old woman in Birkenhead on September 18 last year. The 32-year-old, from Litherland, is in custody and is expected to appear at Liverpool Crown Court on October 27.

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Cash-strapped mums and dads hit by costs of university life More than two thirds have to cut back on luxuries to help out their children Parents forced to take out loans and go into debt to help their child pay for studies

@ Tom Gellatly It can be shocking to discover how quickly your student loan runs out. Once you’ve bought your books for the year, splashed out on freshers’ week, joined a load of societies and replaced your holefilled socks, there isn’t loads left. And when times are tough, for many of us, the bank of mum and dad provides a quick and easy get out, which by-passes expensive payday loans or other potentially risky methods. But, while the ever-increasing costs for students are well documented in the media, the effect this has on their parents is less well covered. A recent poll has found 68 per cent of British parents have had to cut back on luxuries to help pay for their children’s higher education. The Nationwide Building Society survey of more than 1,000 students and parents also revealed 15 per cent of parents borrowed money or went into debt to ensure their children were able to go to university, with 14 per cent taking a second job or delaying early retirement to provide extra funds. The parents of Justine Jones, a Swansea University medical science and humanities student, found they had to make some small adjustments to pay for their daughter’s education. Her father

University can be an extremely expensive time for parents and students alike

Dan King, Nationwide

Trevor told The University Paper: ‘We’ve had to reduce the amount of holidays and spending money on meals out and clothes but they are luxuries you can live without. ‘We’re in a lucky position that we haven’t had to give up any essentials to allow her to go to university. ‘It’s worth it because I’m supporting my daughter’s education and she understands that.’ Why, though, have thousands of parents had to shell out to fund student life? Dan King, Nationwide’s head of FlexStudent Current Account, said: ‘University can be an extremely expensive time for parents and students alike and often parents are expected to cover the shortfall, putting them under increased pressure and resulting in tightening their purse strings. ‘For students to manage their own financial situation effectively, they need to understand how finances work and learn to budget, so they can stand on their own two feet.’ In the company’s poll, 30 per cent of students admitted they would rather ask their parents for money than make changes to their lifestyle. Five per cent would rather withdraw from the bank of mum and dad than sacrifice a night out, and five per cent asked their parents for money rather than spending less on food – but that’s a relatively small number. Justine’s parents

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I don’t think the student loan is enough to cover all aspects of university life

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Henri Lawrance, University of Edinburgh graduate

per cent of parents have to sacrifice other spending to give their children a higher education

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per cent of parents with under 18 year olds prioritise their children’s university fund, coming above home improvements, cars and hobbies

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pointed to cuts to benefits and the rise in tuition fees. Trevor said despite having two daughters who had gone through higher education before Justine, the cost of sending her to university was unexpected. ‘We have two daughters who didn’t need as much support, as more money was available when they were studying, but I didn’t realise how much more my youngest would need with cuts to benefits and it saddens me that she is paying £9,000 a year in fees.’ He added: ‘There is hardly any information available to give an accurate estimate of how much daily living as a student would cost.’ Henri Lawrance, a recent University of Edinburgh graduate, said he sometimes needed help to cover his rent, despite having a parttime job alongside his studies. He said: ‘I did get a regular small allowance on top of my student loan – I don’t think the student loan is enough to cover all aspects of university life, so I needed a bit of help for rent sometimes.’ Despite this, he is only treating the extra money he asked for as a loan, and was careful to ask for it only when necessary. ‘I do think socialising should come out of your own money,’ he explained. ‘And I also plan to pay all of these cash injections back. Luckily, I was fortunate enough to have the parental bank, as obviously not everyone is.’ Despite Henri’s insistence he would pay back the money, 68 per cent of parents said they would not ask for their loans to be repaid, whereas only three per cent of parents said they would not give their children money while they were at university, as they wanted them to be independent. Like the majority of mums and dads, Justine’s parents do not expect her to pay them back. ‘It’s our contribution to her education and she pays it back in other ways by always being there for us,’ her mother Joyce said. ‘I do think the government should have a different way of assessing a household’s income as she does not receive enough support and wouldn’t be able to go to university without our help.’ Joyce and Trevor’s prioritising of Justine’s education, and their belief in the importance of being able to help their child go to university, is still an opinion shared by many. In a recent survey conducted by financial services company Hitachi, 39 per cent of parents with children under 18 years old prioritise their son’s or daughter’s university fund above home improvements, cars and hobbies. The research, which surveyed 2,325 British parents, also found, while 77 per cent of parents thought university was expensive following the tuition fee rise, 45 per cent would encourage people they know to attend anyway. Seventeen per cent also felt you cannot put a price on education. Gerald Grimes, managing director of Hitachi, said: ‘Sending children to university is one of life’s big milestones, so it is fitting that a large number of people with children

PARENTS OF SHEFFIELD HALLAM STUDENT JESS SAID

PARENTS OF SWANSEA STUDENT JUSTINE JONES

Were you worried about the financial pressures of your children going to university?

Have you had to make savings in other areas to fund your children’s studies?

We knew she’d be able to look after herself. If she needed any help we would help her. If not, she’d be having Pot Noodles!

Not really, she’s sensible with her money and we’d all pull together if she was really struggling. Every now and then we cut down on the food shop but that’s about it.

Do you know what the money you lend is going towards?

Whatever she said it was for, we know that’s what it’d be for. She’s reliable for her age!

Did you know before your kids went to uni you were going to have to help them out?

We expected it might be tough

think that it is important to save. ‘On average, parents whose kids have been to university gave them £2,000 a year to help them manage university life. ‘University is an investment – you spend now for a payoff later. Parents who lack the income or

Trevor – I wouldn’t say worried, I’d say anxious about how much it would actually cost me. I didn’t know the cost implications.

Jim and Sue on her and she might need some help. We were never given the opportunity to go to university so it was wonderful to see her excelling and getting a place at university. We knew we’d do anything it took to help out. Do you expect the money back?

Any money we give to Jess is a helping hand from us. As her parents, it’s our responsibility to make sure she has the best life we can provide. And if university is going to provide that then we’re happy to help whenever we can.

savings to support their child shouldn’t be at a disadvantage or have to worry about getting into heavy debt.’ But after the news that many universities will be raising their fees to £9,250 for the 2017-18 academic year, the financial strain

Joyce – We were ready, my daughter had said since she was in primary school she wanted to go to university but we didn’t know then how little she would receive from the government. Do you know what the money you lend is going towards?

J – Yes, make-up, clothes and alcohol! No, she does use the money towards bills and food and also towards coming home – the train from her university to here is very expensive. Did you know before your kids

of putting a child through higher education might be about to get even greater. And the most recent fee rise is only the beginning. Projections for the near future suggest that fees could reach as high as £10,000 per academic year

Joyce and Trevor went to university that you were going to have to help them out financially?

J – Yes, but I agree with my husband that we didn’t expect it to be so much, I just wish we could support her more.

per cent of parents think university is expensive

Do you expect the money back?

T – No, I expect her to succeed and gain knowledge in the field she is interested in. I wish I had been able to afford to have the university experience she is having but I came from a time and family where money was scarce and university

within the next few years. Considering what many parents are already having to give up with fees as they currently are, the bank of mum and dad may become unable to deal with the cost of sending a child to university for too much longer.

per cent of parents would discourage their children from aspiring to university because of the high costs

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Worm big family: Pambdelurion and the penis worm, inset

Expedition finds ancient beast’s phallic relatives

Hunter ‘had Star Wars monster mouth’ like a penis worm

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School of Earth Sciences said: ‘The mouth is a spitting image of the The Cambrian period was a scary Sarlacc from Star Wars.’ time. The sea 520million years Scientists examined new fossils ago was full of creatures such as they found during trips to Greenland the pambdelurion, with its metre- as part of their study, published in long spiky body. the journal Palaeontology. But just how terrifying things They referred to molecular were for this ancient beast’s prey evidence showing the pambdelurion has just been revealed, as scientists and the aptly-named penis worm have discovered pambdelurion had are both related to modern-day a round, tooth-filled mouth like that arthropods, which include insects, of Star Wars monster Sarlacc. spiders and crabs. Researchers at the University of Greg Edgecombe, from the Bristol, who teamed up with the Natural History Museum said: Natural History Museum, found ‘What we see in these arthropod the creature had the same mouth as ancestors is the same kind of mouth the modern-day penis worm, which as in penis worms – right down to also lives in the sea. Like Sarlacc, details of the rings of teeth.’ which inhabits a giant, sandy pit and Fletcher Young, who also worked is used by Jabba the Hutt to devour on the study, said: ‘It seems as his enemies, the pambdelurion used if nowhere was safe back in the its tentacles to push prey towards its Cambrian. No matter whether you mouth, which was filled with spiky lived in the water column or on the teeth so nothing could escape. seafloor there was a big, ugly beast Dr Jakob Vinther from Bristol’s that would devour you.’

Tuna are more than a match for the sharks @ Amy Denman

The image we have of sharks as fierce predators is vastly different from the image we have when we think of tuna, which is usually seen as a yummy sandwich filler. Despite these differences, research from Imperial College London shows the two have much more in common than we might think. Scientists showed that despite evolving separately for about 400million years, tuna fish and the lamnid group of sharks share a number of similar predatory traits. These characteristics include their style of swimming, their ability to stay warm and a high metabolism, all of which give the creatures an advantage when it comes to survival. The researchers said the advantages may be the reason these characteristics had been passed down through the creatures’

Something fishy: Sharks share genes with tuna

generations. The researchers looked at muscle samples from three species of lamnid shark and six species of tuna to examine the genes. Study co-author Prof Vincent Savolainen from the Department of Life Sciences at Imperial said: ‘Lamnid sharks and tuna both have stiff bodies and tails that allow them

to swim in bursts. They can also keep their temperature up in colder waters. ‘Both of these things make them more effective predators, allowing them to snatch prey in usually inhospitable waters. ‘These are simple traits, and ones that have evolved twice. They give us a great point to start

really examining the underlying genetics and understanding the relationship to physical traits.’ The gene found in both types of fish that causes their high metabolism and an ability to create energy, was said by researchers to be identical. The team of researchers said their findings about the shared metabolism traits between the two species of fish could help future studies to understand the relationship between genetics and physical traits. Currently it is difficult for scientists to link a single gene such as metabolism to physical traits because gene expression can vary within different individuals. By looking at examples of the same gene used in two different animals, scientists will be given important clues as to how the expression of a gene links to a physical trait.

IN BRIEF

Self-clean surfaces are on their way

Wiping down kitchen surfaces can be a chore. How great would it be if your kitchen cleaned itself? Luckily, researchers from Northumbria and Nottingham Trent universities have taken the initial steps towards making selfcleaning surfaces. They were the first to capture what happens when a spilt liquid retracts into a bead or drop, known as ‘dewetting’, by sending electrical impulses through liquids to change how they behaved. They hope their observations will lead to new lines of research on self-cleaning surface coatings.

Lungfish Universe has no direction leaves its mark A fish out of water is not always a bad thing – one species has even been found to leave ‘footprints’. Lungfish are known for their land-dwelling abilities, such as being able to breathe air and move on land, but a study has shown the fish could have more in common with landlubbers than previously thought. The species, which evolved to move on land more than 360million years ago, uses its body to crawl from pond to pond during dry seasons. Research conducted by lecturers from Liverpool John Moores and California State University proves the lungfish can leave tracks when moving, similar to land animals’ footprints. These tracks would have previously been mistaken for that of land animals. Dr Falkingham said: ‘This study could have much broader implications for palaeontologists and biologists.’

Scientists from Imperial College London and UCL have found it is highly probable that the universe is the same wherever you go. Researchers used cosmic radiation to compare the shape of our universe to how it would look if it was spinning on several axes or stretching in one direction. They found there was just a 1 in 121,000 chance the universe was not uniform.

Cloth of the future here A Nottingham Trent University PhD student has created a cloth that could advance clothing technology. Sonia Reynolds invented Zephlinear, the first non-woven material made of yarn, which is interlaced on the surface so the fibres do not cross each other. Its structure means it could be embedded with scent or medicine, or used to carry LEDs. ‘This is a real breakthrough for the textiles industry,’ Sonia said.

Acne could make sufferers look younger for longer ‘Th’ to vanish Test shows people with spots age better @ Amy Denman

If being a spotty teenager has ever had a positive outcome, this is it. Acne sufferers’ skin will more likely take longer to age, a King’s College London study has found. Researchers tested 1,205 twins from the TwinsUK register, a quarter of whom had reported experiencing acne in their lives. They used statistical analysis

Zit zap: Spots defeat age

to look at the length of telomeres – compounds at the end of chromosomes which break down and shrink as cells age. The results showed of those who reported experiencing acne had longer telomeres in their white blood cells. The longer the telomere lasts, the longer your skin wards off signs of aging, such as wrinkles. The theory has long been noted by dermatologists, but it was suggested this was caused by increased oil production. However, the study

shows other factors are likely to be involved, such as chemical reactions in cells. Lead author of the study, Dr Simone Ribero from the Department of Twin Research and Genetic Epidemiology at King’s said: ‘For many years, dermatologists have identified the skin of acne sufferers appears to age more slowly than in those who have not experienced any acne. ‘While this has been observed in clinical settings, the cause of this was previously unclear.

‘Our findings suggest the cause could be linked to the length of telomeres which appears to be different in acne sufferers and means their cells may be protected against ageing. ‘By looking at skin biopsies, we were able to begin to understand the gene expressions related to this. ‘Further work is required to consider if certain gene pathways may provide a base for useful interventions.’ The research was based on female twins only.

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Linguists from the University of York have predicted accents we are familiar with today will die out. The report shows the rise in interaction with machines through speech will change the way in which we speak by 2066, meaning ‘th’ as in ‘the’ will be one of many sounds to disappear. Changes over the next 50 years also include the shortening of words and simplification of pronunciations.

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It would be tough to get through uni without taking part in a secret operation or two to protect the integrity of yourself, and the housemates you actually get on with, from ‘the others’. Here TUP reporters and editors reveal their secrets...

This month’s question:

What are the biggest cover-ups you’ve had between your mates? I’ll be honest... it was all my faulty Rachel Foy, University of Salford

You’re taking the p**s! Rosie Davidson, University of Sheffield editor

What a melon my housemate is Anna Harrison, Cardiff University

My bin raiding housemate Immy White, Newcastle University editor

We had been living in our accommodation for about a week and a half and everything seemed fine... until I got a case of the ‘dropsies’. I had already broken a dish and a plate of my own, but when I decided to do use the iron I dropped that as well and frayed the wire. I decided not to tell my flatmate and went along with her assumption that the iron was just faulty. Luckily, at the end of the year when we moved out, we got our full deposit back and she still doesn’t know how the iron actually broke.

We were forced to hide girlfriend from landlord

My friend Alice was visiting her boyfriend in Leeds for a night out at a pub, which as we all know can end up being a heavier night than expected. The contactless cards were being swiped and the pints were flowing, but before they knew it, the time had come to call it a night. So they all stumbled home to their new student digs. At her boyfriend’s new student house, Alice proceeded to get absolutely birthday suit fabulous naked in a bed, which was fine, but it was not her boyfriend’s bed, it was Alex’s. Alice was later retrieved by her boyfriend and put back into the correct bed. The next day, Alice got a text informing her there was a p**s-drenched towel on the floor of Alex’s room. The house and most importantly Alex will never know who the culprit was.

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A very tolerant friend

Shona Nicholson, Northumbria University

Student halls are notoriously small. Usually you get a room you can hardly move in and the kitchen is big enough for two people, not eight. So when my flatmate consulted the flat about having ten guests over for a weekend, we were apprehensive. The rule in our halls was one guest per student a month and they had to be checked in at reception, so we all had to keep the gathering a secret. The guests were loud when they were sober and they became even worse once they’d had a few. Crockery was broken, a window handle came off, blinds were ripped off the wall and our iron was thrown out the window. A watermelon was kicked from one end of the corridor to the other and smashed all over the wall and carpet. It wasn’t cleaned up until weeks later.

Midnight snacks at our roomies’ expense

My housemate once had the late night nibbles, so she decided to go on the hunt. She sniffed around her room but she couldn’t find anything. An old packet of crisps was not up to scratch and the lingering taste of cheese and onion left her wanting more. Later that night, I found her sitting in the dark corner of the kitchen scoffing down a pizza which she had salvaged from the depths of our kitchen rubbish bin. I turned the lights on and I had caught a rabbit in the headlights, mid munch. She stopped and suppressed a giggle. The episode has yet to be mentioned. I am waiting for the moment when the pizza hunter strikes again. Hopefully next time she will be caught by one of our eight new housemates.

He needed toilet off some steam

Louisa Kendal, University of Bristol editor

Sam Nathan, University of York

My housemate moved his girlfriend into our house until she found a new place. However, she never moved out. We had to hide it from our landlord. It caused so much friction we would avoid each other and would often be confined to our bedrooms as we felt we were living in their marital home. We brought up the idea of his girlfriend moving out as she didn’t contribute to the rent but unfortunately we were made to look like horrible friends, so we never brought it up again. The estate agents found out after an inspection of the property and told us we were liable for a hefty fine. We risked a lot, just so we could keep our housemate happy. Despite this he wasn’t very appreciative of what we did for him. We no longer live or have any contact with him. Despite the fact our tenancy agreement clearly stated we were not allowed pets under any circumstances, one of my housemates decided to buy a hamster. However the hamster wasn’t a cute hamster, it was a huge, fat, ginger hamster which absolutely stank and used to wee all over the living room when she let it roam around in its little hamster ball. She even used to let it wander freely over the sofas while we were eating. We had to pretend to the landlord that we didn’t know about the hamster for ages, until we came up with a plan to get someone else to tell the landlord on our behalf. The worst part was, when the landlord came around to confront her, she completely flipped out and hid the hamster at her boyfriend’s. The running trend throughout my second year was drunkenly eating leftovers and leaving suspiciously emptier Tupperware boxes for the owners to find in the morning. In our drunken state, my housemate and I thought we had eaten the optimum amount so they wouldn’t notice. However the angry messages on the group chat which greeted us the next morning proved otherwise. Our way of denying the accusations would be to vouch for our attempts to be vegetarian. We would say: ‘Of course we wouldn’t eat your beef bolognese, do you not know how bad meat is for the environment?’ To be fair, we were actually trying to be vegetarian at the time so the alibi was foolproof. But who can resist a bowl of chilli and cheese at 4am after a long night on the tiles? My friend got back from a night out and he was drunk, angry and needed a wee. Our toilets didn’t always work because we lived by a river, so they often overflowed, and he couldn’t use it that night as it was broken at the time. This made him angrier, so he stamped on the lid until it broke into pieces. He left the pieces on the kitchen table, and when we all woke up we were really baffled. We soon realised it must have been him because it’s the kind of thing he always does. We knew we had to hide the evidence so our landlord didn’t find out, so we hid all the toilet lid pieces in cupboards around our house for the rest of the year. We got our deposit back.

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Club glassing ripped my eyelid Hannah Wood, 22, had her life changed after a bottle hit her on a night out and now wants glass to be banned from clubs

Y friends and I don’t like to get involved in trouble when we go out. It was the same that night when an argument started in a club, near where we were standing. I had just started my first year at Edinburgh Napier University, studying product design. I was on a night out with friends near my home town of Livingston. A group of people were arguing next to us and at one point, one of them pushed me out of the way. We all thought that was the end of the hassle. Next thing I know I was knocked to the ground and it felt like I had been elbowed in the face. But then I put my hand up to my face and realised I couldn’t open my eyes. My finger went into a cut on my face and the blood was pouring down my arm. I thought to myself ‘oh my god this is actually quite bad’. I was concussed at this point and finding

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it hard to stay conscious, but my friends hadn’t seen what had happened to me. My body started going into shock and it was dark and confusing. I think people around me thought I was drunk and struggling to get back up – my friend was kicking my leg and telling me to get up. I couldn’t speak to ask for help so I started pulling at her leg. When she saw my face she was shocked. She managed to pick me up and walk me over to a nearby bench.

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me that I didn’t need to drop out of university. I loved my degree and I was so proud that I managed to secure a place, so I wasn’t going to miss out on the opportunity to study there. It didn’t settle in my mind what had happened to me for a while, I took things day by day. I would go to uni with stitches in my head and a big plastic shield over my eye. There were days when I would sit and I would ball my eyes out. I felt it looked like I had a dead fish eye. While I was studying I had operations and the court case to juggle too. There was CCTV of what happened, but it was poor quality and it was dark in the club. There were bottles thrown by different people and you couldn’t see who threw the bottle that hit me. I was angry I had no justice. When I was doing my final project I realised I had symptoms of post traumatic stress disorder and started to get counselling. Now I’ve graduated I want to start a campaign to get glasses banned in clubs, because you are essentially putting a weapon in someone’s hand when you hand over a glass in a bar.

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to Future Cut, who at the time had just recorded this song called Smile with this unknown girl called Lily Allen. It was a great place for us to learn what we are doing now.’ The name dropping doesn’t stop there, as the duo have worked with plenty of big acts, including Plan B, Rihanna and Example. In their latest collection of tunes, they continue the trend by collaborating with the freshest faces on the British music scene. ‘We’ve been working with lots of new, exciting talent – the best of the British, as we like to do,’ Milton says. Their new single, When It All Goes Wrong, features promising new talent, singer-songwriter Tom Grennan. ‘We’re really excited to let the world know

was quite left-field to have spoken word over our music, but it was different and that’s what we strive for,’ Milton says. ‘There is too much music out there that sounds like other stuff, so we try and avoid that and hopefully do things our own way.’ I ask which of their many collaborations with other artists Milton has most enjoyed within the past year. ‘It’s impossible to pick – also I’ll get beaten up if I do,’ he laughs. ‘They’ve all been amazing. Slaves are very interesting, intelligent guys, and their music is so 1970s punk. ‘They’re the loveliest boys ever – they’re vegans and they’re really into this new health and environment wave, which you wouldn’t necessarily expect after

in Glasgow on November 19 and ends in London on November 26. WAPPING books for ‘What’s nice about this one is we basslines may have usually go on really long tours, like paid off for Chase & three weeks, with 20 dates and no stand people who don’t Status’ Saul Milton, but sleep,’Can’t Milton says. ‘We’ve brought know how to order in Subway. he’s trying to persuade it back a little on this one. Stop trying to get for salad cracking open a tin of Heinz’s me this is not always a great idea. ‘We’re really excited theat the cheese station. FFSin London, finest to pour on a slice of ‘Don’t necessarily do what we Alexandra Palace show University of Manchester white bread from Warburtons? did, which was drop out of uni which we’ve sold out, and we’re and pack it all in,’ he says. ‘That excited to go back to Manchester.’ I doubt it. you clean a vacuum worked for us but it might not work The When sold out hometown date Mostly, it’s the difference cleaner, you become a vacuum for everyone.’ shows how popular Chase & between everyone that defines cleaner For those who do decide to Status have remained through their university life. University of London, Birkbeck sacrifice their degree in favour shifting musical style – their sound If you’re into rugby, of a music career, Milton has was grimier than ever on their 2015 I’ve got bruised rubs from great. If you prefer battle this advice: ‘It’s mainly about EP London Bar and Milton tellsmy me mattress University of Liverpool reenactments, great. self-belief – believe in what you’re their fourth album contains ‘loads doing, be genuine about it, make of stuff across the board’. When you’re living with The moment in between music from the heart and don’t Some fans have even labelledNetflix the people from all over the episodes when you see your make music by numbers to try and duo pioneers of d‘n’b and dubstep. country, with different reflection in the black screen ‘It’s flattering,’ Milton says. backgrounds and stories to get it on the radio.’ what f**k you’re If anyone knows best it’s Chase ‘How and couldwonder I not say thatthe means a tell, you mature into a well- & Status. Milton (Chase) and Will yourto lifebe spoken lot? It’sdoing a realwith honour We like to work with people who sound like no one else and University of London, City rounded person. Kennard (Status), who tour with of like that. have a real original flair – that’s what we love In this house hunting special, frontman MC Rage, have been at ‘The scene we’re from has been When a girl we’ve got loads to offer, no Dynamic duo: We to Slaves about throwing the forefront of innovation on the about him,’ Milton says. ‘Tom is atalked hearing their raucous music. partiesbubbling over for introduces many yearsherself and as ‘Ketty Katie’ know she’s a drum and bass and dubstep scenes really interesting act – he’s up for ‘Novelist, too. He’s only 19, it is incredibly strongyou – we couldn’t matter what you’re into. keeper #KeepItClassy forlife more than ten years, and show whatever, he’s really open-minded but for me he’s a real voice of the be more passionate about it.’ We’ve chatted to drum lovely chicken and mushroom the exciting new university gap year experience – with Northumbria University signmum of slowing down. which goesleague a long way in this youth, a real street with poet for and bass pioneers Chase & no his Pot Noodle thisthem. month’s ‘We’re incredibly fortunate in rugby which will (pp26-27). ‘The fact we are where we are industry.’ ‘He’s a really important artist, that we’ve been able to take it to Status about their own uni paper... or maybe not. be hitting our screens and Elsewhere, we guide you An octopus is justtoaawet spider. right now, with all our fans, we Grennan is one of a many just how Dizzee Rascal was in the the masses and appeal wider experience (pp18-19), punk duoknow campuses soon (p31). though the house hunting OMGI’d be remiss Swansea University we’re very blessed and we collaborators to feature on the new early 2000s, and I think Novelist audience. if I told you love put on the kettle, fill the will speak to his generation inMuch process with tips from Slaves about shaving heads don’t take that for top granted,’ Miltona album,So, Milton reveals. a all of it was planned, because it Rating an Uber driver one star water towork the line, a sachetsimilar way.’ expert (p23) and comedian Romesh tellshousing me. ‘We’re very(p29). honoured to ‘We like to with add people definitely wasn’t,’ he laughs. because he spent whole soy sauce enjoy Plus we we’ve Ranganathan about his mid- be where are.’got the latest on whoofsound like no and one else anda I ask which of the artists on the ‘I do believe if an artistthe makes he was a Milton reflects on their time have a real original flair,’ he adds. More Than Alot label Chase & music journey with theexplaining purpose ofwhy charting Trump supporter in Manchester, which continued ‘That’s what we love. Status founded in 2009 Milton is or getting on the radio then it won’t Leeds Beckett University after he left Manchester Met ‘When we worked with currently most excited about. work. You’ve got to be authentic and Kennard dropped out of the Maverick Sabre in 2011, I was like 'Dimension and 1991, who I’d and genuine. I think if you do that The first rule of iPhone 7 owners’ University of Manchester. “I’ve heard no one like him, we’ve say are two flagship artists for us. as an artist in any field then, please club is: Tell everybody ‘We’ve been friends since 1997 got to get him in the studio!” It was ‘They’re both making some of god, you’ll be successful.’ that you’re a member University of Warwick but we met up again at uni,’ Milton the same with Tempa T, and now the most exciting d‘n’b out there But he adds it’s not just about says. ‘Then we dropped out of with George The Poet.’ ‘Also, Will and I would be lost fervour and talent, but persistence. Freshers tip – just pee in your sink what we were doing to pursue this. Spoken-word-meets-rap artist without our frontman MC Rage.’ ‘Good music will prevail, and so you don’t have to walk down ‘But we still liked the student life George The Poet features on one MC Rage will, as ever, be with that’s all everyone wants to hear,’ the hall in your underwear in the in Manchester. We lived there for of Chase & Status’ new singles, the duo on their six-date he says. ‘These days the door is night Bath Spa University six years, and our studio was next fittingly titled Spoken Word. ‘It UK tour, which starts wide open.’

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TEN MINUTES WITH TOM GRENNAN As Tom Grennan greets me I instantly recognize his voice from the gruff, soulful vocals on Chase & Status’ single All Goes Wrong. The 21-year-old was thrown in the deep end by his collaboration with drum and bass duo Will Kennard and Saul Milton. ‘My first show with them was Wireless, which was 55,000 people – I hadn’t done a show with bloody more than 200 people before that,’ the singer-songwriter laughs. Despite Grennan's initial nerves, the performance proved a success as fans praised the set, with many saying on Twitter that it made the festival. However, the indie-soul singer also credits BT Sport's use of When It All Goes Wrong for contributing to the warm reception. ‘When it hit the BT Sport advert it got big,’ he says. ‘I could hear people in the crowd singing it back to us at that point, and hopefully now it’s out, the response at gigs will be mad.’ It wasn't long ago the artist from Bedford was performing to housemates in his uni halls. ‘I was at St Mary’s in Twickenham and I was just doing my bit, just going around with a

guitar and trying to do as many gigs as possible,’ he tells me. ‘In my third year I ended up getting a bit of interest from different labels, and my publisher sorted out a session with Will Kennard, AKA Status, because the pair heard one of my songs. And from then we just vibed out and created All Goes Wrong – it was a bit mad.’ ‘At first, obviously I was, not scared exactly, but I was like “s**t!”’ Grennan laughs. ‘I was going in to make music with people I was listening to when I was in upper school and I

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Nov 26 London, Grennan is releasing his first EP Justto made a pie and ate the entire Alexandra Palace on October 28 and plans singlething. Now all I can taste is regret, handedly take on the open road. loneliness, and a good deal of ‘I’ve got my first headline show on November 10 at Theself-loathing Slaughtered Napier University Lamb in London and a fewEdinburgh other dates,’ he says. ‘Hopefully after For more music Christmas I’ll be going out on the news, go of to social Comments are courtesy road, just me and my guitar. I’ll www.unipaper. media app Yik Yak, available on play every little show I can get co.uk iOS and Android really.’ Tom Gellatly jessjenkins.co.uk

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COMEDY Comedian James Acaster enjoys pointing out the funny things in everyday life. His comedy takes a hilarious twist on situations we have all found ourselves in at one point or another, from having to share a bed with your mate to getting a telesales call. This comedian is not shy of rejection – before he was noticed

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MUSIC This indie band have had an amazing year, from festival touring across the UK to releasing their EP. Scousers Clean Cut Kid are bringing their good vibes and strong beard game to the stage this autumn. Performing tracks from their latest EP, the indie fourpiece have the sound, the look and the attitude guaranteed to have you on your feet all night long. After performing at 29 festivals this summer these guys are in demand, so catch them before they hit the big time and ticket prices shoot up. They play the Arts Club for Liverpool Music Week on Saturday, October 29.

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@ Tom Gellatly WAPPING books for basslines may have paid off for Chase & Status’ Saul Milton, but he’s trying to persuade me this is not always a great idea. ‘Don’t necessarily do what we did, which was drop out of uni and pack it all in,’ he says. ‘That worked for us but it might not work for everyone.’ For those who do decide to sacrifice their degree in favour of a music career, Milton has this advice: ‘It’s mainly about self-belief – believe in what you’re doing, be genuine about it, make music from the heart and don’t make music by numbers to try and get it on the radio.’ If anyone knows best it’s Chase & Status. Milton (Chase) and Will Kennard (Status), who tour with frontman MC Rage, have been at the forefront of innovation on the drum and bass and dubstep scenes for more than ten years, and show no sign of slowing down. ‘The fact we are where we are right now, with all our fans, we know we’re very blessed and we don’t take that for granted,’ Milton tells me. ‘We’re very honoured to be where we are.’ Milton reflects on their time in Manchester, which continued after he left Manchester Met and Kennard dropped out of the University of Manchester. ‘We’ve been friends since 1997 but we met up again at uni,’ Milton says. ‘Then we dropped out of what we were doing to pursue this. ‘But we still liked the student life in Manchester. We lived there for six years, and our studio was next

We like to work with people who sound like no one else and have a real original flair – that’s what we love about him,’ Milton says. ‘Tom is a really interesting act – he’s up for whatever, he’s really open-minded which goes a long way in this industry.’ Grennan is one of a many collaborators to feature on the new album, Milton reveals. ‘We like to work with people who sound like no one else and have a real original flair,’ he adds. ‘That’s what we love. ‘When we worked with Maverick Sabre in 2011, I was like “I’ve heard no one like him, we’ve got to get him in the studio!” It was the same with Tempa T, and now with George The Poet.’ Spoken-word-meets-rap artist George The Poet features on one of Chase & Status’ new singles, fittingly titled Spoken Word. ‘It

hearing their raucous music. ‘Novelist, too. He’s only 19, but for me he’s a real voice of the youth, a real street poet for them. ‘He’s a really important artist, just how Dizzee Rascal was in the early 2000s, and I think Novelist will speak to his generation in a similar way.’ I ask which of the artists on the More Than Alot label Chase & Status founded in 2009 Milton is currently most excited about. 'Dimension and 1991, who I’d say are two flagship artists for us. ‘They’re both making some of the most exciting d‘n’b out there ‘Also, Will and I would be lost without our frontman MC Rage.’ MC Rage will, as ever, be with the duo on their six-date UK tour, which starts

in Glasgow on November 19 and ends in London on November 26. ‘What’s nice about this one is we usually go on really long tours, like three weeks, with 20 dates and no sleep,’ Milton says. ‘We’ve brought it back a little on this one. ‘We’re really excited for the Alexandra Palace show in London, which we’ve sold out, and we’re excited to go back to Manchester.’ The sold out hometown date shows how popular Chase & Status have remained through their shifting musical style – their sound was grimier than ever on their 2015 EP London Bar and Milton tells me their fourth album contains ‘loads of stuff across the board’. Some fans have even labelled the duo pioneers of d‘n’b and dubstep. ‘It’s flattering,’ Milton says. ‘How could I not say that means a lot? It’s a real honour to be spoken of like that. ‘The scene we’re from has been bubbling over for many years and it is incredibly strong – we couldn’t be more passionate about it.’ ‘We’re incredibly fortunate in that we’ve been able to take it to the masses and appeal to a wider audience. I’d be remiss if I told you all of it was planned, because it definitely wasn’t,’ he laughs. ‘I do believe if an artist makes music with the purpose of charting or getting on the radio then it won’t work. You’ve got to be authentic and genuine. I think if you do that as an artist in any field then, please god, you’ll be successful.’ But he adds it’s not just about fervour and talent, but persistence. ‘Good music will prevail, and that’s all everyone wants to hear,’ he says. ‘These days the door is wide open.’

was a big fan of them. To work with them in a studio was mad. But nah, it’s all worked out well now at least.’ Although the Chase & Status collaboration has helped to launch Grennan into the limelight, the singer now plans to fly the dubstep duo’s nest to pursue his solo career. ‘It’s really exciting,' he says. 'I’m not sure whether I’m gonna do a couple of EPs first, and then obviously an album as well, but it’s exciting. ’ Grennan is releasing his first EP on October 28 and plans to singlehandedly take on the open road. ‘I’ve got my first headline show on November 10 at The Slaughtered Lamb in London and a few other dates,’ he says. ‘Hopefully after Christmas I’ll be going out on the road, just me and my guitar. I’ll play every little show I can get really.’ Tom Gellatly

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The Interview Slaves’ Isaac Holman on loyalty, Twitter trolls and why he doesn’t host parties

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S TWO animal lovers from ‘the garden of England’ who follow the cricket and enjoy a bit of vegan sushi, Slaves may not sound like the wildest of guys. But co-frontman Isaac Holman is telling me how the Kent punks gave their lighting guy an impromptu head shave at a party for their latest music video. Holman, with singer and guitarist Laurie Vincent, who makes up the other half of the band, roped the roadie into the stunt for The People That We Meet. ‘We were at Laurie’s house for a barbecue and our lighting guy Francis just doesn’t really give a s**t what he looks like and his hair was getting pretty long,’ Holman tells me. ‘Laurie said to Francis “It’s time for your annual haircut” and then we just said “Let’s shave his head”. ‘Then while Laurie was getting the clippers he walked down and said “Why don’t we film it? You can just sing the lyrics and we can just make it our music video” so we just did it. ‘I don’t think Francis minds to be honest but we like it – he looks handsome.’ But Holman claims they normally get up to more hardcore stuff at barbecues (which are presumably Quorn-heavy, as neither of the duo eat meat) and house parties. ‘It’s just shaving somebody’s head, I don’t think that’s crazy,’ he says. ‘Often when we think of things like that we just do it.’ He finds it hard to single out anything much more wild though, and despite loving a party, he shies away from hosting. ‘I don’t really throw house parties,’ he says. ‘I’m always too scared to have one in my house. ‘I’ve thrown a couple before and it always gets out of hand. ‘You end up with people you don’t know in your house and that’s not very nice.’ I wonder if the singer will be more forthcoming with wild stories from gigs. When the band played at Reading this year, a group sat down in the middle of the mosh pit and sang Row Your Boat while rocking backwards and forwards. ‘I had no idea!’ Holman says. ‘But I like it, yeah. I don’t really know what goes on down in the crowd. It’s hard to see, especially on those big stages. ‘But I’m sure there have been some crazier things that have happened than that. ‘We had a nice young man crowd surfing with all his clothes off the other day in Oxford, which is quite

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good. He kept on crowd surfing and it seemed like every time he came over more clothing was coming off and then Laurie just said “We’ve never had a naked crowd surfer before – just saying” and then before you knew it, there he was in all his glory.’ But Holman tells me his wild side is more of an alter-ego. ‘I think when you get on the stage a different side of you comes out,’ the 24-year-old says. ‘I still think it’s me but it’s a different me.’ Despite the wild stunts and antics, he says himself and Vincent are very down to earth people. ‘We’ve had good solid upbringings and a good set of mates,’ he adds. ‘I think it would be hard for us to not be humble.’ Luckily, Beastie Boys’ Mike D, who features on new album Take Control, has done some of the boasting for them, telling NME: ‘I feel right now the world needs an album like this. Something that is more raw, more alive and less polished.’ Slaves’ wildchild ways have helped them build a substantial fanbase. They have even turned to their Twitter followers to help them stock up on food, Gaviscon and shoes for previously mentioned lighting guy Francis, as well as for answers to life’s big questions. ‘I was just in a hotel room with somebody and we were talking about nipples and if male animals had nipples,’ Holman chuckles. ‘They said to Google it and You don’t I said “No I’ll need to prove ask the world” you don’t so I wrote it on care but Twitter. Someone sometimes it’s checked within quite funny to the first 20 show it seconds and got Isaac Holman, back to me.’ Some loyal fans even Slaves ran and checked their pets’ bellies for nipples. But as well as messages from fans, social media also brings trolls. Punk The band, who pranksters: control their own Isaac Holman accounts, have (left) and retweeted their Laurie Vincent critics, even when their songs have been labelled ‘shite’ or they’ve been called ‘as punk as Dot Cotton’. ‘It’s funny to do things like that to people who are trying to have a go at you,’ Holman says.‘We don’t really mind what anybody thinks about what we do. ‘You don’t need to prove you don’t care but sometimes it’s quite funny to show it. We’re not bothered – carry on doing it ‘We don’t row on Twitter, we kill with kindness always. ‘Those people have obviously got issues that they’re dealing with so let them crack on.’ Slaves’ UK tour runs from November 10 to 30 and Take Control is out now.

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LEEPING like a vampire may sound pretty grim, but Honne’s Andy Clutterbuck is telling me bedding down on a cramped bunk during their US tour was some of the best kip he’s had. ‘It was our first tour where we’ve been on a tour bus,’ he says. ‘It was quite exciting. ‘We thought it was going to be awful – there were seven of us on this bus with little bunk beds that were more like coffins. But actually, I don’t think any of us have ever slept better in our lives.’ He and the other half of Honne, James Hatcher, travelled across America this summer. I ask how it differed from touring in the UK. ‘It was really cool to do a gig, have a few drinks afterwards, get on the bus and then wake up and you’re somewhere completely different,’ Clutterbuck tells me. Another highlight of the American road trip was Honne’s driver, Ray. ‘He was amazing,’ Clutterbuck laughs. ‘He’s 69 which is mental in itself and he absolutely loves driving. He was out there fixing the bus when the generator broke down, and it was extremely hot – like 40 degrees. ‘He was just working on the van like it was nothing and before that, he had taken the Rolling Stones out on a holiday, rather than a tour – Ray’s great.’ The duo have been touring pretty much non-stop since March this year, performing at festivals and gigs in the UK, Europe and America. I ask Clutterbuck if the touring is taking its toll. ‘I’m not too bad, I’m alright,’ he says. ‘At the moment it’s festivals during the weekend and then time to readjust during the week. ‘We’re doing a lot of bits and bobs. Touring kicks back on again in America soon.’ Honne’s international fanbase is rapidly growing, as fans from abroad ask them to come and perform in their countries via social media. ‘It’s strange, our international picture is a bit weird,’ Clutterbuck says. ‘It’s going really well in America and weirdly South Korea – it’s quite strange. ‘We’d put pictures on Instagram and we’d have people going “Come to Korea”. ‘We’re going there for the first time in November, and we’re doing two 2,000 capacity shows back-toback. We’re not sure what’s going on, but it’s great.’ I ask how it felt to finally release the full album Warm On A

I love waking up in new landscapes Honne’s Andy Clutterbuck talks touring America, hometown gigs and a fanbase further afield

Cold Night in July, after making numerous tantalising EPs since they began producing music as a duo two years ago. ‘Yeah, it’s really great to have it all done,’ Clutterbuck says. ‘We’re so proud of it. It’s nice to go and play a gig and you’re playing music where people have heard all of it,

rather than some brand new ones people don’t know. ‘It’s nicer to have people singing along to everything.’ I wonder what is next for the band’s sound, as they have begun to incorporate more experimental sections into their music, such as on FHKD, which breaks with the conventional form many of their other tracks take. ‘We want to do more of that,’ Clutterbuck confirms. ‘In terms of musicality, and exploring ourselves and what we can do, we’ve got so much more to offer. ‘Even though we still want to write songs which are accessible and reach a wider market, one of our priorities is writing some stuff that takes it as far as we can in terms of different instrumentation. What will be really nice for the next

Road junkies: (l-r) James Hatcher and Andy Clutterbuck

record is it’ll be a bit of a surprise. ‘The next thing we put out will be a single from the new album.’ I would not dare to ruin the surprise the duo have in store for their fans, so I change the subject and ask what show from the winter leg of the tour they were most looking forward to. ‘The London show is going to be crazy,’ Clutterbuck says. ‘We’re really, really looking forward to that. The London duo find playing in their home town the most

intimidating. ‘For some reason we’ve always been very nervous to play in London, because all your friends are there, all your family come, but everyone in London is so nice,’ Clutterbuck says. ‘Afterwards we’re always like “Why were we worried? That was amazing”.’ ‘But this time after all the other touring we’ve done we’ll come out and hopefully it won’t be nervewracking at all, and it’ll be a really special night. However Clutterbuck says the duo are also looking forward to performing in new places.’ We’re excited for Japan and for South Korea too,’ he says. ‘Every gig is different.’ Honne’s UK tour starts in Bristol on October 23 and finishes in Birmingham on November 1. See hellohonne.com for full dates.

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Rude boy done good Romesh Ranganathan remembers his student days listening to rap and MCing on his pirate radio show I did MCing and we ran a pirate radio station from our bedrooms Romesh Ranganathan

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WAS a proper wannabe rude boy,’ comedian Romesh Ranganathan tells me, chuckling at himself. The 38-year-old is reminiscing about his time studying maths and economics at Birkbeck in London and throughout our conversation he is self-deprecating, almost to a fault, considering he is one of Britain’s most in-demand comics. ‘I was really pathetic,’ he continues. ‘I did MCing and we ran a pirate radio station from our bedrooms. ‘You know people trying to be rebels? It was sort of like that, we thought we were cool. ‘I reckon we must have had about four listeners before we disbanded.’ Still laughing, he tells me he had posters of rappers on his wall, adding: ‘I had a Nike cap on, Jordans. ‘Obsessed with trainers, baggy clothes. All that crap.’ But, unfortunately for him, his gangster style didn’t protect him against the odd prank. He tells me: ‘When I was in first year I was in halls of residence. ‘You know you have a shared bathroom and toilet? ‘Some of my mates came in and put curry sauce down the inside of the toilet so it looked like someone had used it. ‘Then they knocked on the doors of everyone else and told everyone that I was the one who did it but was too embarrassed to say. ‘So when I came out and saw it, I said I didn’t know how this had happened, but no-one believed me –

it was horrendous.’ Once out of uni, and presumably with his Run-DMC look behind him, he put his degree to use, first going into finance (which he didn’t find rewarding enough) and then into teaching secondary school children, which he looks back on with fondness despite some challenging circumstances. ‘I taught at two schools,’ he tells me. ‘I taught at a really nice school and I was head of sixth form there and then I thought I wanted to do something a bit more challenging. ‘So I went to a school that had just come out of special measures and took over the sixth form there. ‘It was really difficult. The kids were really hard to even get sat down in lessons, but they had really difficult backgrounds so you couldn’t really blame them. ‘They had such difficult home lives so if they were playing up at school you’d think “I totally get it – they’ve not got any structure at home”. ‘It was difficult and challenging, but you wouldn’t get upset about it because you’d think “I’m glad you’re at school in the first place”.’ He describes himself as being ‘OK’ in front of the children but adds: ‘Every other aspect of the job I was appalling at, it was pretty bad. ‘I did really like it but I was terrible at paperwork and staying organised. They are constantly moving the goal posts of what is expected.’ While still teaching maths, he would test out his material at his dad’s pub, where he ran a monthly stand-up night. Once the children heard about it though, they flocked to watch Mr

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Ranganathan practise his ten minute routines. ‘Some months it was like an assembly,’ he finishes. I ask whether, rather that going straight into work, he considered the seemingly compulsory gap year experience, but he admits he is a man of creature comforts. While his brother and friends went travelling he didn’t fancy it. ‘Backpacking never really interested me,’ he says. ‘I like the idea of going to different countries [but] if I wanted to do it I would want to stay in the best places. I’m pathetic when it comes to slumming it.’ He adds: ‘When I was at university they sent us to Hungary for a European student festival. ‘We ended up staying in a YMCA in Budapest and I was utterly miserable. I had to share a room with some t**t who was unbearable.’ Ironic then that a show about him travelling around Sri Lanka to learn more about his heritage would prove such a hit – partly thanks to Ranganathan, partly because it is a good travel documentary and partly down to his hilariously straighttalking mother. A second series of the show, Asian Provocateur, has just been shot and this time, mother Shanthi has come along for the ride.

‘Basically she was in the first one and unfortunately people liked her,’ Ranganathan jokes. ‘I think if I had done the second series without her it would have been a nightmare and, I suspect, if I had decided to do it without her, they would have said “We’re going to do a series just with her”. ‘I feel I’m riding on her coat-tails.’ This time round, the pair will travel further to speak to even more relatives, including some Ranganathan didn’t know existed a year ago. ‘We’ve got family all over the world,’ he explains. ‘My dad had eight brothers and they all emigrated to different countries and my dad was the only one who decided to settle in England. ‘My mum had always wanted to get to know our relatives in North America but doesn’t like travelling on her own – she won’t get on a plane on her own. ‘So she had this idea of us going together. So you do a trip across America, which is great, but you’re doing it with your mum. I understand that if you’re like 11, but I’m an adult.’ He admits to me he has some regrets over not learning more about his heritage when he was younger and says his family around the world are ‘better, almost universally, at being in touch with their Sri Lankan heritage’ than he is.

He isn’t exactly sure why that is but says: ‘We are the only ones who settled in England. My mum and dad didn’t want to teach us Tamil, and when you get older who the hell wants to learn another language? It just fell by the wayside. ‘Because we didn’t need to learn about the culture we didn’t but then later on you realise it would have been nice to have been more in touch with it.’ So what did he learn on his sixweek trip with his mum? ‘I thought I was somebody who doesn’t like being taken away from creature comforts and that is still true... so I haven’t learnt anything about myself, it’s just confirmation of what I already knew,’ he says. ‘It was nice to get to know family members and it was a massive test of my relationship with my mother. ‘If you can imagine six weeks non-stop with your mum, that is going to push the relationship to the absolute limits.’ Now back in England, he has returned to his day job, touring his live show, Irrational, which explores his contrary view on life. ‘When I started writing the show it was sort of like my take on different things,’ he explains. ‘I found I disagreed with what my friends thought or what my wife thought about things. It’s my look at the world – oh god that sounds so

w**ky but yeh that’s it. ‘When I was expressing a view, invariably the audience didn’t agree with me so it’s sort of pushing the logic on different things. For example with Starbucks, everybody is anti-Starbucks now and I’m pro it so it’s sort of things like that.’ I ask him whether he’s been getting free lattes for praising the company. ‘No,’ he says in mock anger. ‘That’s the main reason I talk about anything really. I try to mention various bits and pieces on TV and on shows but so far I don’t get anything free. It’s a joke. ‘I’m not one of those people who’s ethical about it, I will exploit the

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Dodge those dire house traps

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OUSE hunting tends to be a long and stressful process. Understandably you just want to get a place for next year secured sooner rather than later. However this sense of urgency can be taken advantage of by sneaky estate agents and landlords, which is where some students come unstuck. TUP have devised a selection of tips for savvy students to bear in mind during those viewings. Choose your time wisely

Timing is almost as important as the place itself. Nicola Brown from Unipol, a charity which helps students rent accommodation, said: ‘When searching for houses with friends Full house: Pick housemates carefully, you’ll have to live together we advise not to rush into anything Half Page_Liverpool.pdf 1 08/09/2016 17:06:14

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before Christmas, as the likelihood is that students will end up paying more with less choice.’ Has your landlord been checked?

Most university towns will have an organisation similar to Unipol which helps students choose a good standard of housing, you can speak to your student union about your local housing body. Nicola said: ‘Students should look for an accredited property.’ Don’t play housemate bingo As you’ll know from the game of luck, picking something at random is never the quickest way to a full house. Nicola said: ‘Think carefully about who to share with as friendship groups can change in the first few months of uni. A friend to

party with might not make the best housemate.’

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Nicola Brown from Leeds-based charity Unipol shares some tips on what to do when viewing a potential property. It’s all about the confidence Be confident when you go on a viewing, don’t be shy to ask questions and challenge fees – it’s their job to negotiate. Check they are reputable Are they members of the Unipol Code or an equivalent code in your city? Speak to your student union about how to go about checking this. Pick your priorities Decide beforehand on the essentials and where you are prepared to compromise. Play the field Compare prices and standards by viewing a few properties with different landlords and agencies. Chat to tenants If the existing tenants are there take the opportunity to ask them about the property, if the property is poor, they will be honest.

It’s good on blue cheese but bad on windows. Mould and damp are common occurrences in student houses, however this does not mean you have to tolerate them. When viewing a potential pad keep an eye out for any signs of damp or mould these include, stains on walls, condensation on windows and peeling wallpaper. Mould can be very hard to get rid of, it can also spread on to shoes and clothes and be very bad for your health. So if you spot any sign of it during a viewing, it would be best to scratch that one from your list. Is the house well kept?

We have all been to house viewings where the current tenants are slightly relaxed when keeping up appearances. However, it can be a big issue if your landlord takes the same attitude. Look out for small things such as broken draws and loose wires to avoid lazy landlords.

Sport

Super new era kicks off

New BUCS league to bring added quality

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N 1992, British football was changed forever when the biggest teams broke from the Football League to form what is now known as the Premier League. It brought a new level of professionalism, improved facilities and, of course, more money. Now the big names in university rugby union have gone a similar way, escaping the previous Northern and Southern leagues to form the BUCS Super League. The exciting new competition will see the best eight men’s teams from England and Wales compete on a weekly basis with a grand final taking place at Twickenham Stadium in March. The university squads – Bath, Cardiff Met, Durham, Exeter, Hartpury College, Leeds Beckett, Loughborough and Northumbria – will regularly play at rugby Premiership grounds including Exeter Chiefs’ Sandy Park. Darren Fearn, head of rugby at Northumbria, said: ‘The BUCS Super League is a great opportunity to play top quality rugby, progressing on the rugby ladder while also getting a strong academic side. All the performance sports really push that at Northumbria, you push both angles and then you can have a degree and the chance to play professional rugby, which a lot of players have done in the past.’ For the students it is a chance to catch the eye of Premiership teams, especially with some of the big TV channels potentially showing the games and some matches being streamed online. Leeds Beckett captain Josh Longson said: ‘It’s our dream to go professional, and the BUCS Super League is putting us in the shop window more than anything.’ Bath captain Will Britton added: ‘With the new format that we have in BUCS Super Rugby, I think there is a higher level of exposure for the players, bigger crowds and more people watching, potentially it going on the internet as well. ‘The players themselves will have so many more eyes on them, if they do well, if they do badly – so let’s hope they play well. ‘There are more people to watch, so that can only raise your game. ‘We’re definitely excited by TV, starting from an early age you always want to play on TV, whether that is playing for your favourite club, or playing for your university, it’s just exciting times all round with the amount of exposure we’ll have.’ The league, which was launched at Twickenham Stadium, has been organised by BUCS with help from rugby governing body, the RFU. It marks an exciting time of investment from the RFU, who have just announced a partnership

Grateful eight: The captains at the launch of the BUCS Super League at Twickenham Stadium

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IN BRIEF

Rio medals net Lough Sports Uni Of The Year Loughborough has been crowned University Of The Year For Sport. The institution won the The Times and Sunday Times Good University Guide Award after 42 medals were won at the Olympic and Paralympic Games by athletes linked to the university. John Steele, executive director of sport at Loughborough, said: ‘Regardless of ability we provide a sporting experience that is aimed at enjoyment and reaching personal potential. We are particularly proud of the part we played in the recent successes of GB athletes in Rio.’ Alastair McCall, editor of STGUG, said: ‘Where would we be without Loughborough and its outstanding athletes and training facilities?’

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There are no easy games and every week is a quarter-final

Will Britton, Bath captain

You look at the fixture list and there’s not an easy one

Ryan Roach, Cardiff Met captain

Pitting yourself against these guys is going to be a challenge

Buchan Richardson, Durham captain

We’ll be looking at every single game as a knock-out

Simon Linsell, Exeter vice-captain

Former Manchester United midfielder Park Ji-sung has joined De Montfort University’s international MA in management, law and humanities of sport this year. The South Korean Premier League winner will be joining dozens of other new students on the course, and he will be hoping to improve his understanding of football ‘around the pitch’. He said: ‘One of my colleagues said it had been a great experience and though many players go into coaching or management, I wanted to improve my knowledge of football around the pitch and then perhaps work in the South Korean Tom Gellatly football league.’

Hat-trick for Bath sevens

We just need to step it up, focus every week

Sebastian Negri, Hartpury captain

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The BUCS Super League is putting us in the shop window

Josh Longson, Leeds Beckett captain

with 15 universities and a pledge to invest £220,000 into strengthening the game within the higher education sector. Keith Fleming, University of Exeter coach, said: ‘The RFU and BUCS working in partnership is definitely helping move the programme forward. The RFU

The boys are absolutely buzzing to be in the league

Isaac Miller, Loughborough captain

have come in with a raft of support packages for the universities involved which is helpful, and between them we’re going to make steps forward.’ The future of the league is unknown, but is, without doubt, exciting for the teams involved. ‘Some university rugby players

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Oli Robinson, Northumbria captain

are some of the best around and hopefully people will be able to see that,’ said Exeter vice-captain Simon Linsell. ‘BUCS and the RFU have worked really hard to make this vision come true, and it wouldn’t have happened without them, so there’s a lot to thank them for making this a reality.’

Team Bath grabbed a dramatic win in front of 13,500 spectators to claim the Red Bull Uni 7s for the third year in a row. The University of Bath men’s rugby team touched down in the dying seconds to beat Cardiff Metropolitan University 21-17. The entertaining match, which was played during half-time of a Premiership game between Bath and Worcester Warriors at The Rec, was clinched by James Catlin who was set up by Levi Davis. The competition saw national champions from England, Wales, Italy, France, Brazil and the USA take on each other, with Americans Lindenwood claiming third.

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