TN26 Feb 2012

64

F E B R U A R Y

The Delivered byy

village directory for

Appledore , Bethersden, Hamstreet, Woodchurch, High Halden and surrounding villages

Tel: 01580 761817 Mob: 07548 759868

FREE COLLECTION & DELIVERY SERVICE

OPENING TIMES 9am till 6pm Monday to Saturday

FULLY INSURED

TN26 Area

2012

    

WASHING / DRYING / IRONING SERVICE DUVET CLEANING SERVICE from £10.00 HOUSE CLEANING, ALSO ONE OFF CLEANS AVAILABLE CHANGE OVERS FOR HOLIDAY LETS, B&B’s AND GUEST HOUSES PET LAUNDRY SERVICE (separate machines)

See our website for all we offer, and prices Alteration and Repair Service also available We Also Specialise in Wedding/Bridesmaids and Christening Gown Cleaning

www.niceandneat.co.uk 2 The Old Bakery, Ashford Road, St Michaels, Tenterden, Kent TN30 6PT

A new dimension in dining out: come and experience the difference

2

(EEXCEPT XCEPT MOT OTHER THER’S DA AY Y)

Live Entertainment Enttertainment - SSaxy axy Time Time - Bass Bass ‘n’ ‘n n’ Sax Sax Duo Duo 2 course dinner only only £22 £22 Please book now to avoid disaappointment

Live so oft music Enterttainment (1-4pm) Guarantee a memorable day for your very speecial mother |

Ashford Road, Bethersden, Kent TN26 3LF

www.11ThirtySix.cco.uuk

Welcome to the village directory

DRESS MAKING & ALTERATIONS

QurnaNowCreations in Tenterden Tel: 01580 764131 Email couch.hilary@gmail.com

Welcome to the first edition of 2012, I’d like to wish you a Happy New Year (albeit belated). I hope you had a great Christmas and the return to work wasn’t too much of a challenge. I never seem to realise how beneficial the seasonal break is until I return to work with a renewed calm. Unfortuantely, this year the calm was short lived when I realised that one of my deadlines was earlier than the others! The Village Directory is now in its seventh year but deadlines still challenge my stress levels!

It’s great to be able to welcome Richard Tozer back with his weird and wonderful anecdotes.

He has quite a fan base that look forward to his humorous musings each month. It’s been a while since his last installment but you’ll find his latest offering on page 10, enjoy!

Have a great month ~

Debbie

e: info@thevillagedirectory.co.uk w: www.thevillagedirectory.co.uk e: events@thevillagedirectory.co.uk

For An Appointment

01233 502719 Closed on Wednesdays

www.taylormartinhairsalon.com

REPAIRS TO...

WASHING MACHINES • COOKERS (ELECTRIC) TUMBLE DRIERS • DYSON VACUUM SPECIALIST Call Garry on 07958 640152 01233 632329

Private tuition in maths & literacy I aim to help children feel secure in their skills and to have confidence in themselves as learners.

Jane Bowhay, experienced primary school teacher jkbhockley@hotmail.com 01233 732342 CRB Checked

Glebe Gardening • Maintenance • Planting • Grave Maintenance • Greenwood Garden Structures • Hedge Laying OAP Rates – Kingsnorth Based National Certificate in Horticulture

Ring Tom on 01233 623116 or 07751461968

For all interior and exterior reburbishment and general property maintenance

Mobile 07896 315844

Home 01233 860553

T: 01233 720488

Tel: 01233 840088 or Freephone 0800 028 1391

Village Ironing & Sewing Repairs Reliable Local Service March Issue Deadline 1st February

3

Call 01233 732539

email info@thevillagedirectory.co.uk

Don’t forget Valentine’s Day this month! If this one day can make us all stop, just for a few minutes to focus on our nearest and dearest, it has to be a good thing. It doesn’t have to cost a great deal either, a bar of mint Aero keeps me happy (Big Bar)!

TAYLOR MAR TIN HAIR

Call 01233 720488 or

Hi everyone,

New Year, New You! My boss gave me a self-help book for my 29th birthday. I was so appalled that someone had deemed me in need of ‘help’ that I quit and went to Australia. So you can say what you like about them, but they really do work…one way or another! Whether it’s a new diet, relationship or job, there’s a book that claims it’ll help you achieve it. What better way to kick-start 2012 than turning over a new page, and a new leaf?

4

Feel the Fear And Do It Anyway. Susan Jeffers They say a life lived in fear is a life halflived and Feel the Fear is based on the principle that doing something that scares us, is a good thing.

It promises to show you how to ‘turn fear and indecision into confidence and action’. Packed with real-life examples of people who have let fear dominate them, this is a very grounded and levelheaded book. There are lots of practical tips and activities to help you start to face your fear, and end it.

This Book Will Save Your Life.

A.M. Homes Ok so it’s a fictional satire rather than selfhelp novel, but it most certainly IS lifeaffirming. Written with wonderfully quirky Los Angeles as a backdrop, it’s been hailed as an antidote to modern life. When reclusive stockbroker Richard Novak ends up in the emergency room, he’s forced

to open his eyes to the world around him. It’s the perfect accompaniment for welcoming in the New Year and seizing 2012 with gusto.

How to Win Friends and Influence People.

Dale Carnegie One of the most successful self-help books of all time and not to be confused with the film ‘How to Lose Friends and Alienate People’, which could get you fired. Although the original was published in the 1930s, this master class in how to handle other people continues to be relevant. With the exception of Willy Loman, there has never been a greater advocate for being ‘wellliked’ than Dale Carnegie.

Why Men Don’t Listen and Women Can’t Read Maps. Allan and Barbara Pease I was going to go for the obvious ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’ here but decided instead to go for the comical pairing of husband

and wife team Allan and Barbara Pease.

With chapters entitled ‘Women are Touchy-Feely’ and ‘Why Men Are So Thick-skinned’ you know you’re going to get an amusing and enlightening read. If this is ‘pop psychology’ then call me Frasier Crane. Let me point out here that my Dad mumbles so much we can’t hear HIM and Mum’s an excellent mapreader.

Chicken Soup for the Soul: 101 Stories to Open the Heart and Rekindle the Spirit.

Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen The brainchild of motivational speakers, Canfield and Hansen, the premise is simple: heart-warming stories will make us feel better, just as chicken soup warms the cockles in the winter. The original book sold millions of copies and spawned a series that’s been translated into 54 languages. We must all be suckers for a happy ending. Enjoy it curled up with a bowl of soup and you will be joy personified come February.

and in the kitchen...

The Italian Diet. Gino D’Acampo The Dukan diet claims ‘three million French women can’t be wrong’ but I say, one gorgeous Italian man who encourages us to eat cheese and pasta…is definitely right!

The diet book that looks like a recipe book, this is all about eating healthily without depriving yourself of the things you love the most.

Chart Fencing

For all your fencing requirements and more...

www.chartfencing.co.uk

NC CARS

LOCAL TAXI OF BETHERSDEN

Tel: 07729 493044 LICENSED - PRIVATE HIRE LONG AND SHORT DISTANCE

AIRPORT TRANSFERS

GATWICK - HEATHROW - STANSTED 4 SEATER & 8 SEATER NOW AVAILABLE

All Pickups After 11pm To Be Pre-booked

71

3 5 , 9 $ 7 ( + +,5( 35,9$7( +,5( & &$56 $56 Call: 01233 630512 or 07894 716 007

AIRPORTS AND SEAPORTS THEATRES AND EVENTS LOCAL AND DISTANCE RUNS Advanced Booking Required Fully Insured, Licensed & Friendly Service Email: tn26privatehire@hotmail.co.uk

Installation Available

New Show Site VISIT TODAY!

Huge Stocks

G&J’s Private Hire Based on the Romney Marsh, (Lydd).

Local and Airport Journeys Advanced Bookings Taken - Seats up to 6 Please call to arrange

Mobile: 07715 406 672 or Email: gajsph@gmail.com Start your Journey in a Relaxed Mode.

CALL FOR FREE BROCHURE

01233 626188

5

the garden

The Garden Shed February

By Jo Arnell

T

6

he first of the early spring flowers are bravely blooming now. Most of them are bulbs – snowdrops, winter aconites and even some early daffodils, but there are also some wonderful winter flowering shrubs around which are especially welcome at this time of the year. Two larger shrubs that are straggly nothings in summer, but hard to beat in winter are Winter Sweet - Chimonanthes praecox and Lonicera ‘Winter Beauty’, the winter flowering honeysuckle. Plant them where they can fade into the background once the flowers are over, but near enough for you to catch their exquisite fragrance. If you have the space for a specimen, you could try a Witch Hazel – Hamamelis x intermedia ‘Pallida’ has scented flowers that climb its bare branches like little

yellow spiders. It also has good autumn foliage, which helps to redeem the other eight months of flat green leaf. Intense perfume is emitted by Daphne odora ‘Aureomarginata’ (daphnes can be a little fussy, but this one is supposed to be slightly less sulky) and Viburnum bodnantense ‘New Dawn’. Both have an outrageously alluring perfume.

The earliest of the Hellebores, Helleborus niger (the Christmas Rose) flowers at the start of the season, long before the Lenten Hellebore, H. orientalis. I’m very fond of a prickly, but architectural Hellebore called H. argutifolius, which has wonderful lime green bracts from February through to the end of April. Another good one is the stinking hellebore, H. foetidus. It doesn’t smell of anything to me, really, but apparently if you crush the leaves it emits an odour that’s attractive to insects.

When you’re adding winter interest to your border, it makes sense to position the plants where you can enjoy them. Let’s face it, it’s hard enough to go out at all in the winter,

let alone go for a stroll around the garden.

Something scented or a dazzling, but minute beauty will be wasted in the far reaches. So plant them by the door, or in the front garden, or where they can be seen from the window.

Many of these early performers are suitable for growing in containers; in fact something like a Camellia may even prefer it, needing acid soil to grow in. The great thing about a plant in a pot is that it can be moved away from centre stage once it’s done it’s thing – if you can move it, that is and provided that you don’t shove it somewhere out of the way and forget about it.

the garden

‘ Trust your local experts’

All Aspects Of Tree Work Carried Out to the Highest Standard • • • • • •

Felling, Pruning & Shaping Conifers Reduced Fruit Trees Pruned Hedge Cutting Stump Grinding Seasoned Firewood

From the depths of winter, like the rumble of a train in the distance spring can be sensed.

Each day there are new shoots to celebrate and daring buds pushing through. There may Fully Insured and Qualified be some horrible weather yet to come, but the Free No Obligation Written Quotations darkest days have passed and before long the For a friendly & professional service please call: garden will be buzzing with life again.

Jo Arnell runs Gardening (and wreath making) workshops near Woodchurch 01233 861186 www.hornbrookmanor.co.uk

Groundcare Division

01233 730800 / 07771 970570 www.arbourtreesurgery.co.uk Warehorne, Ashford TN26 2ER

WINTER SERVICE OFFER

*

Tel: 01233 619 292 Please Mention The

Henwood Ind. Est., Henwood Road, Ashford, Kent TN24 8DH www.listerwilder.co.uk

village directory When Responding to Adverts

7

SEASONED

BENSKO Chimney Sweeping Services Brush and Vac Friendly, Clean, Reliable Service Every Type Of Flue Swept Pots, Cowls & Bird Guards Fitted Stove Installations NAC’s Certificates Issued Fully Insured Best Possible Prices on all Fires

L O G S

You’ve tried the rest now try the best.

30 years of experience

Tipping Pickup Load 1.9m x 1.4m - £70 or a Lorry Load (3 x the size) for £120

Tel:- 01233 732439 or 07860 642295

Local Family Run Business Weddings Attended All Areas Covered

Tel: 01303 221008 M: 07857 344770 e: bensko@talktalk.net

A CLEAN CHIMNEY IS A SAFE CHIMNEY

8

PROBLEMS WITH YOUR ROOF OR GUTTERS? DRIVEWAY OR PATIO LOOKING DIRTY AND SLIPPERY? We can help! We clean and restore almost any outside surface including; Block Paving - Roofs - Patios - Decking - Walls - Conservatories - Paths - Swimming Pools - Stables

Have You Got Moss On Your Roof?

Moss growth on your roof can cause damage resulting in expensive repairs or replacement. We can quickly restore and protect your roof , adding value to your home.

Our proven formula guarantees the best results. We always provide you with a free written quotation, and all work is guaranteed for your peace of mind. Don’t get caught out by pressure sales techniques on your doorstep!

We will beat any other written quotation using the same quality materials

FLAT ROOF PROBLEMS? We are specialists in flat roofs of all shapes and sizes. Garages, Porches, Extensions etc. With over 26 years experience and by using the highest quality materials your roof will be made to last.

Please call to arrange for a free no obligation written quotation.

Contego Property Services 01233 620976 or 07881 842396

www.kentprowash.co.uk

the garden

• SMART • • DOGS • GROOMING • • SERVICE • Established 1997

£5 Off a Full Groom.

Not to be used with any other offer

Collection Service Handstripping Clipping Dematting Nails •Ears •Teeth Anal Glands Doggy Day Nursery • Cat Grooming • Microchipping • Dog Walking Locally

1:1 Dog Training & Behaviour Dog Obedience Classes Dog walks and Away Days Contact: Nathan Thompson

TEL: 01233 732505

07795 077921

www.smartdogs-kent.co.uk

bone-a-fidebehaviours@hotmail.co.uk www.bone-a-fidebehaviours.co.uk

Marsh Rd Hamstreet,TN26 2JE

Richard Gilbert Groundwork Services ■ ■ ■

THE ONLY SUPPLIER OF KILN DRIED HARDWOOD LOGS IN THE SOUTH EAST

■ ■ ■ ■

1m3 BULK BAGS 35 Ltr NET BAGS Free delivery within 10 mile radius of Woodchurch

01233 860888 Card payments accepted

Don’t Be Wet, Buy Dry!

Please Mention The

■ ■ ■ ■ ■

Sewage treatment plants Septic tanks and cess pools Water main renewal and repair Excavation and trenching Concrete bases & footings Drainage Moling for cables and pipes Site clearance and demolition Driveways and Patios Rainwater harvesting Tree stump removal Landscaping Established 25 Years

Telephone: 01233 812566 Mobile: 07749 258871

village directory When Responding to Adverts

9

the home I’d Rather Eat Concrete!

Today I stapled my hand, it was accidental, and rather painful. Still reeling from the discomfort of this I then sliced my thumb with the Stanley knife, this is not a normal day for me. Had this been a typical day I am sure that by now I would have been left with a missing finger or two.

Today’s blunders got me thinking about my pain threshold and what it takes to get me into A&E. Several eye injuries and a couple of huge splinters have done the job before, but a really big workshop pain to me is the bookkeeping. I am thinking that I may take my receipts to A&E reception and get some Self Assessment relief cream.

I would rather eat a skip full of concrete whilst being forced to watch “Big Brother” than do my end of year Tax Self Assessment . Of course I am being ridiculous, as I would rather staple my hand than watch “Big Brother”, but I think you get the gist of what I’m trying to say.

10

Bookkeeping is fun for some people I’m sure, but I don’t know these people, they are probably reclusive and maybe even dull, who knows because as I say I have never met an accountant or bookkeeper that for example, would take a holiday that just involves counting, or lets say do extra work for free all weekend because they just love it. I counted to a hundred once ( don’t worry it was a long time ago, and I may have forgotten how to do it again) but the prevalent memory of this is that it was very boring.

As for chewing concrete, its got to be bad for your teeth for one thing, and anyway I have a good pal who hires out machines that can eat a whole house, and NO! I am not making this up. I have seen the monster (Uh sorry machine) with my very own eyes. It really is amazing, it actually crushes up bricks and concrete into little pieces.

He is Captain Kev The Crusher at www.

Kent Crusher Hire in Newchurch, and now he owes me some beer for this free mention.

It will be 25 years next February that a much younger me, took the brave decision to leave my much loved furniture restoration job at Harrods, By Richard Tozer and go self employed.

I had a little work and some useful contacts that I had acquired whilst at Harrods, and so my business plan was to work hard and enjoy what I love doing ,which is fixing furniture. Very simple really, coupled with a dollop of self motivation, and driven by the need to be creative and provide an income.

One other early business decision was my determination NOT to get involved with any bookkeeping. The only accounting I have personally done in the whole 25 years of being self employed has been keeping receipts and paying my accountant. This type of accounting has its flaws; Firstly its expensive, and secondly its expensive, but on the other hand I have never had to worry about deadlines, getting my information wrong and staying up through the night number crunching.

I have experienced embezzlement and fingers in the till, which resulted unsurprisingly in a change of bookkeeper, but I still refuse to get bogged down with bookwork myself. I would still prefer to spend my waking hours earning money by fixing and polishing furniture (and chewing concrete) to pay the accountant, that makes good sense to me!

Antique and Second Hand Furniture For Sale Restoration and Quality French Polishing Passionate About Recycling All Things Wooden

Tel: 01303 813824 Mobile: 07818 032088

Unit 3,Wembdon Farm, Bower Road, Smeeth. (Nr Evegate)

email richardtozer@hotmail.com www.tozerfurniture.co.uk

the home

/RLESTONE/AK 4AILOR MADE /AK *OINERY AND /AK &LOORING

0", 8*/%084

0", 45"*3$"4&4

11

0", %0034

40-*% 0", &/(*/&&3&% '-003*/( QSJDFT GSPN ƒ N

.%7

1IPOF GPS PVS QBHF CSPDIVSF

3%/ 7%;1-00

Please Mention The

WWW ORLESTONEOAK CO UK

3%/ &9-0(-2+7

3%/ ()'/-2+

village directory When Responding to Adverts

the home Safeguard Your Nearest and Dearest From the Risk of Fire He added: “Just three breaths of toxic smoke from a fire can be life-threatening, but we offer free safety advice and services to help minimise the risk of being harmed. By encouraging those you care about to get in touch, you will be playing a huge part in preventing a fire and may even save a life.”

12

When a fire engine zooms down the road on flashing blue lights with sirens blazing, often the first thing people think is “I hope it’s not a fire in my home or that of someone I know”.

But how often do you take the time to check that your nearest and dearest are fully equipped with the right advice to protect them from fire?

Kent Fire and Rescue Service (KFRS) is appealing to residents to make sure their homes, and those of people close to them, are safeguarded.

Neighbours, friends and loved-ones may need your help to protect themselves from the outbreak of fire. Perhaps you have an elderly parent, or know someone who lives alone, or with young children, who could benefit from safety advice. Maybe your own children are now grown-up, starting a family of their own and need some tips on fire prevention.

KFRS Risk Reduction Manager Rob Sherwood said: “We can offer people practical help to reduce the risk of fire. Maybe they need a smoke alarm fitted, advice on escape routes and what to do if a fire starts in their home.

Or perhaps they need some more extra guidance to keep safe. Our dedicated team can provide a range of specialist equipment, such as fireproof bedding and smoke alarms for the hard of hearing, to help protect more vulnerable residents.”

Tips on Staying Safe from Fire: • Make sure you fit, and regularly test, a smoke alarm. It is the single most important piece of safety equipment in any home.

• If you plan on using an open fire, make sure your chimney has been recently swept as build-up of soot and ash can cause chimney fires.

• When going to bed, make absolutely certain that any open fire is either out, or pushed back into the grate and a guard used to prevent sparks setting light to carpets or furniture.

• Interior doors should always be closed when going to bed as they can dramatically reduce the spread of fire.

• Portable heaters should be dust-free and kept well away from anything that could catch fire.

• Candles should always be placed on a non flammable surface, be away from soft furnishing like curtains and never be left unattended. It is far safer to consider using torches instead of candles.

• Before using an electric blanket, make sure it is under 10 years old, check it is in working order and always follow the manufacturers instructions.

For further information or to learn more about the free advice and services on offer to residents contact KFRS on 0800 923 7000 or visit www.3breaths.info. Children can also learn more about fire safety by visiting KFRS’s page for kids at www.firefighterfred.info.

the home ,Q 6RXWK (DVW .HQW WKHUH LV RQO\ RQH FRPSDQ\ WR WXUQ WR IRU \RXU GRXEOH JOD]LQJ DQG FRQVHUYDWRU\ UHTXLUHPHQWV ‡ :LQGRZV “Aâ€? Rated ‡ &RQVHUYDWRULHV ‡ 'RRUV ‡ 6RIĂ€ WV )DFLDV :($7+(50$1 +20( ,03529(0(176 %DQN 6WUHHW $VKIRUG .HQW 71 '(

7(/ ZZZ ZHDWKHUPDQKRPH FR XN 13

Helping You to Save and Make Money with Clean, Green Solar Energy ď‚Ż ď‚Ż ď‚Ż ď‚Ż ď‚Ż ď‚Ż ď‚Ż

Generate FREE electricity & reduce your energy bills Guaranteed income for 25 years Get paid for every kilowatt of electricity you generate Free no obligation quotations MCS & REAL Qualified 25 year Module performance warranty Kingsnorth Offices and Customer Solar Demonstration Facility ď‚Ż Full technical support 7 days a week

Harness the Free Power of the Sun with Greenman Solar Our Solar PV Array and it’s real time performance can be viewed online at : http//goo.gl/LZbWj

Fully Qualified and Accredited MCS, REAL Installation Engineers

Call us on 01233 612082 Court Lodge Manor, Kingsnorth, Ashford, Kent, TN23 3JE

Email: info@greenmansolar.com www.greenmansolar.com Please Mention The

village directory When Responding to Adverts

the home

• • • • • • • •

Professional unique intensive valet process Range & AGA specialist All ovens, hobs, extractor fans & microwaves Environmentally friendly, no toxic chemicals, no fumes See ovenu.co.uk for a video of the valet process Ovenu Ashford is approved by Trading Standards Contact Richard at Ovenu Ashford 01233 380023 or 0800 1409800

14

The Handy Household - The Labours of Lemons We all know they go nicely with a G&T, but did you know that lemons contain enough acid to ruin the lives of most bacteria found in our kitchens? So, whether you want to sanitise a chopping board, disinfect a counter top or mop the floor, lemons are a great way to keep our homes clean and healthy.

Lemons also make it easy to clean a microwave, simply place a bowl of water and lemon juice in the appliance and warm for a few minutes. The steam acts on any stains or lingering smells and once you’ve removed the bowl, you can simply wipe the microwave clean.

When it comes to laundry, lemon juice is also brilliant for brightening your faded whites. You can either add it to your washing cycle, or soak delicates in a solution of lemon juice and water to create a mild bleach effect. What’s more, tough food or blood stains stand little chance against this wonder product – simply squeeze the juice from half a lemon over the stain and let it soak in for around 20 minutes, before rinsing with water.

And the benefits don’t stop there, as lemon juice is well known for helping to keep us clean and healthy too. Sore throat? Mix lemon juice with honey and warm water to make a soothing drink. Garlicky and onion-smelling fingers can also be thoroughly cleaned by rubbing over with half a lemon and rinsing your hair in lemon juice can even help to combat chlorinegreen hair after swimming.

So, why not swap your harsh chemical products for the natural and economical power of lemons?

the home PERFECTLY CLEAR

ironing made easy

WINDOW CLEANING CO. WELL ESTABLISHED

   

WINDOWS CONSERVATORIES / ROOFS FACIAS & GUTTERS SOFFITS AND CLADDING

GIVE US A CALL AND ASK FOR ROB or STEVE Tel: 07988 888 078

• • • •

Free Collection & Delivery Shirts Only £1.30 Other clothes £2.80 per kg Laundry, Full Dry Cleaning & Repair Service

www.iron-maids.co.uk Call us on 01233 779009

The Antiques Barn Antiques and Collectables

Unique Gifts For Any Occasion

At Greenways Garden Centre ~ A28 Bethersden

Tel 01233 822358 www.theantiquesbarn.com

Open Mon to Sat 10 - 5pm Sundays 10.30 - 4.30pm Please Mention The

village directory When Responding to Adverts

15

the home MARY HEMSLEY INTERIORS “The Complete Service�

Sudoku How to Play: Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3 x 3 box contains the digits 1 through 9, with no repetition! That’s all there is to it. You solve the puzzle with reasoning and logic there’s no maths involved and no adding up. It’s fun.

It’s challenging. It’s addictive!

Handmade Curtains • Designer Fabrics Tracks & Poles • Blinds • Wallpapers

Little Greene Paint Design Ideas and Advice

01233 813717 150 Bridge Street, Wye, Ashford, Kent TN25 5DP

16

Banbury Aerial and Telephone Services Are an Established and Fully Insured Aerial Business Offering Many Different Services

oun c s i D r 65’s

fer

Of We

%JHJUBM "FSJBM t 4LZ *OTUBMMBUJPO t 'SFF 4BU *OTUBMMBUJPOT #5 7JTJPO "TTFTTNFOUT t #FZPOE 4- 4BUFMMJUF *OUFSOFU 'PSFJHO *OTUBMMBUJPOT t )PNF &OUFSUBJONFOU 4ZTUFN *OTUBMMBUJPO 57 8BMM .PVOUJOH t 5FMFQIPOF *OTUBMMBUJPO BOE &YUFOTJPOT $$57 *OTUBMMBUJPOT t 8JSFMFTT #SPBECBOE *OTUBMMBUJPO tic #JSE 4QJLJOH BOE /FUUJOH t &NFSHFODZ $BMMPVUT ntas a Fa t

15%to Ove

For Your Free Quote

1MFBTF $BMM t .PCJMF &NBJM JOGP!CBOCVSZBFSJBMBOEUFMFQIPOF DP VL t 7JTJU XXX CBOCVSZBFSJBMBOEUFMFQIPOF DP VL

the home Advertise Here

CURTAINS AND BLINDS BY

SUSIE NEAL

Just ÂŁ32 per month plus vat

Made to Measure in Your Fabric or Ours.

Personal Service from Measuring to Fitting

Call Sue 07760 776496 or 01580 761279 email susanscds@aol.com

• • •

10% Discount on 6 Issue Bookings Free Editorial (Min 3 month booking) Entry in our online version and Business Directory.

Call 01233 720488 Email info@thevillagedirectory.co.uk

Wood You Like, Natural Wooden Flooring )RU DOO \RXU IORRULQJ QHHGV IURP ZRRG HQJLQHHUHG ERDUGV GHVLJQ SDUTXHW PDLQWHQDQFH SURGXFWV DQG DGYLFH IRU ',< HUV

9LVLW Wood You Likeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s VKRZURRP LQ &KDULQJ 6FKRRO 5RDG

Âą ZZZ ZRRG\RXOLNH FR XN

,QVWDOODWLRQ DQG UHVWRUDWLRQ VHUYLFH DYDLODEOH

17

The Old Sawmills are specialists in the manufacture of exclusive bespoke furniture, handcrafted in our workshop in Bethersden, Kent.

Free Measuring Service Free Design Service Free Delivery

For more information please visit our website www. oldsawmills.com or visit our showroom.

D;M :_d_d] HWd][ @KIJ ?D # IEB?: E7A <WdjWij_Y Fh_Y[i Units 4 & 5 Colt Works, Pluckley Road, Bethersden, Ashford, kent TN26 3DD Tel:01233 822417 Email: info@oldsawmills.com Please Mention The

village directory When Responding to Adverts

the home

SAVETHOUSANDS THOUSANDSON ON SAVE YOUR YOUR ELECTRICITY ELECTRICITY BILLS!!

BILLS!!

C

0123 ALL TO F 3 732 8 IN MUC D OUT 81 H H YO

OW

SAVUECOULD !!

Why invest in a Solar Energy system from Kingsnorth Electrical?

1) You will get PAID by the utility companies for producing your own electricity 2). The system will often increase the value of your home

3). You can protect yourself and your family against rising energy costs 4). The system will often pay for itself in just a few years

You too could enjoy an income of tens of thousands of pounds of income over the next 25 years! Call us now to find out how!

01233 732881 or 07798 866803 www.pvsolarpanelskent.co.uk Established since 1975 | 17th Edition Fully Qualified Electricians | Please Call For A Quote

18

Quick Crossword Across 1. Demand (6) 4. Swollen (5) 9. Tract of level high ground (7) 10. Examinations (5) 11. Restored to health (5) 12. Exact (7) 13. Arguing (11) 18. Sudden bursts of light (7) 20. Contest (5) 22. Strongly flavoured edible bulb (5) 23. Interconnected system (7) 24. Traffic light (5) 25. Changes to fit purpose (6)

Down 1.

2.

3.

5.

6.

7.

Collision (6) Step (5) Slim (7) Loosen (5) Popular style (7) Keeping down (11)

2

1

3

4

5

6

7

8 10

9

12

11

13

14

15 17

16

19

18

20

21

23

22

24

8. Pale or colourless (5) 14. Ingredient of nuclear power (7) 15. Restricted (7) 16. Happening, underway

25

(5) 17. Trembles (6) 19. Thus (5) 21. Unit of soldiers (5)

HYDRO SPRING INTO ACTION THE DEEP CLEANING SPECIALIST Freephone

0800 043 9530 24hrs 365 days a year www.hydro-dynamix.net

01233 423 003

速

19

business Scammers are becoming more and more sophisticated and scams more prevalent. Be vigilant; don’t let them con you…

I’ve been disheartened this month to learn that some of my loyal customers have fallen prey to the scammers. I’ve mentioned this previously but it appears to be getting more and more common so I thought it worth revisiting again.

20

The particular scam I’m talking about (of which there are many variants) goes something like this; You receive a telephone call from someone purporting to be from Microsoft (or another hardware or software company) telling you that your system has been compromised and is reporting errors to them (Microsoft or whoever). They then go on to explain that your security software (or support service) has expired but, nonetheless, they can help you fix it. They then talk you through a few dubious functions on the system and highlight system errors and suggest that you can upgrade your support for a small fee and they can then resolve the issues for you. It’s at this point, if not before, that alarm bells should start to ring. Sadly it’s also at this point that some people get out their credit cards and pay for the privilege of installing some virus infected utility (guided by the helpful support chap on the phone) who finally declares you ‘fixed’. Money then starts to bleed from your unfortunate bank account and the PC starts to haemorrhage information through the spyware you allowed them to install.

The net result is, 1. They have your credit card details. 2. They have installed software on your PC that can gather your most personal information including bank details and 3.

Your PC, unlike before the phone call, is now infected with viruses and Trojans - and getting worse by the minute.

Microsoft and the other major players in the IT market do not phone you randomly to tell you that you have a problem on you system – if you get such a call just hang up. Don’t be their next victim.

Please Mention The

Be aware also that there is another, similar scam, that works without the phone call. This one works by running a little utility when you visit a web-site that pops up a window on screen that appears to be scanning your PC like an anti-virus scan. It then tells you that you have x number of infections and offers to remove them – for a price. This scam is very common and ranges from very easy to fix to extremely difficult. If you get this pop-up stop what you are doing immediately and turn off your PC. If you react fast enough you may escape a full infection. However, if you’re unlucky, the popup will return on rebooting your PC. If this turns out to be the case – pick up the phone, you have our number…

Till next time Steve, Compumate UK

Getting IT Sorted

Your IT Problems

Solved!

Business & Home Services Wired & Wireless Networks Small Business Server Specialist * Breakdowns * Hardware Repairs * Upgrades * Virus & Spyware * Data Recovery * Software Support

* No Call-out Charges * Remote Monitoring & Management * Managed Support Services * Data Security

info@compumate.co.uk 01233 888793 - 07725 742281 - 01797 208189 www.compumate.co.uk

village directory When Responding to Adverts

business Sudoku How to Play: Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3 x 3 box contains the digits 1 through 9, with no repetition! That’s all there is to it. You solve the puzzle with reasoning and logic there’s no maths involved and no adding up. It’s fun.

It’s challenging. It’s addictive!

Personal Coaching Business Coaching and Mentoring Personal Development Ian Procter MA. FInstLM. MAC. 01233 732165 ian.procter@peoplenet.uk.com www.peoplenet.uk.com

Curious,

most insurers don’t have a branch in Ashford. But at NFU Mutual...

We do. So you know, that we know exactly where you’re coming from. Based in the heart of your community, we’re on hand to answer your queries personally.

We provide a range of insurances, tailored to suit you: • Home Insurance

• Business Insurance

• Commercial Insurance

• Investments

For a quote please call our team on 01233 501421.

NFU Mutual in Ashford, Unit 3 Invicta Business Centre, Ashford Market, Monument Way, Ashford, Kent TN24 0HB Email: ashford@nfumutual.co.uk www.nfumutual.co.uk/ashford NFU Mutual is The National Farmers Union Mutual Insurance Society Limited (No. 111982).

Registered in England. Registered Office: Tiddington Road, Stratford Upon Avon, Warwickshire CV37 7BJ. For security and training purposes, telephone calls may be recorded and monitored.

Please Mention The

We do right by you

village directory When Responding to Adverts

21

business Family Law - ‘Mend it, don’t end it’ In the latest of a series of articles about legal matters affecting the family, Nigel Clarke, Resolution Accredited Specialist, Collaborative Solicitor & Family Mediator from Canterbury Law Solicitors writes: How about some good news to cheer us up as we enter the New Year with bleak forecasts about the economy, perhaps for several more years to come?

22

Britain’s oldest married couple celebrated their 75th wedding anniversary on new year’s day and a photograph showed the couple, Robert and Susan Erskine (aged 100 and 99 respectively) smiling, holding hands and saying ‘we love one another as much now as we did then’.

Alongside this wonderful photograph was the headline ‘Mend it, don’t end it’, the sobering advice from a senior High Court judge reflecting his grave concern about the rising social and financial cost of the increase in the divorce rate.

The well respected judge, Sir Paul Coleridge, suggests that marriage breakdown is on the increase again, especially so amongst the age group sometimes described as the ‘empty nesters’. The ‘grey divorce’ is a big growth area, perhaps because couples no longer feel the need to stay together for the sake of the children who have left home or perhaps because people are living longer. It is now not uncommon for people to petition for divorce after 30 or 40 years of marriage.

The family justice system is creaking under the strain. Worryingly, there are an estimated 3.8 million children currently caught up in the court system waiting 12 months or more for a hearing.

Canterbury Law Solicitors in association with Moon and Co Solicitors and Andrew M Johnson & Co Solicitor & Notary Public www.canterbury-law.co.uk

‘Looking after You and Your Family’ We are able to offer a wide range of legal services and pride ourselves in being approachable, professional and sensitive to all your legal needs Family Mediation Collaborative Family Law Family Separation Divorce Children Accident Claims Personal and Medical Injury Employment Probate and Trusts Civil Disputes Wills Elderly Client Care Spanish Property and Probate Law Notary Public The Innovation Centre University Road Canterbury Kent Telephone 01233 712040 Email: canterburylaw@aol.com We are always very happy to undertake home visits and offer evening appointments Law Society Panel Accredited Specialists in * Advanced Family * Personal Injury * Family Mediation Nigel Clarke is a Resolution Accredited Specialist Collaborative Lawyer & Family Mediator

business Despite the advice that we should work hard to stay together and promote the gold standard of marriage, surely no-one readily gives up on a long term relationship or marriage without good reason. The breakdown of any relationship is a tragedy for the people concerned, their friends and relations.

In a civilised society we would all welcome any initiative that would help support and strengthen the foundations of any long term relationship - perhaps this is part of the vision of the big society - but for many couples, staying together is no longer an option.

In these cases surely the family justice system needs to focus on providing specialist help, guidance and support for the couple as they try to plan for their lives apart. In this way couples can preserve their dignity, a loving parental relationship with their children, financial well-being and, yes, sometimes preserve friendships with their former partner or spouse.

Pengelly & Rylands FAMILY SOLICITORS • • • • • • •

House Sales & Purchases Wills & Probate Family & Cohabitation Elderly Client Care Company Formation Employment Fixed Fee Interviews 39/41 High Street Tenterden Kent TN30 6BJ

Telephone (01580) 762248 www.pengelly-rylands.co.uk

The breakdown of a relationship is traumatic and painful but it need not become a battlefield and with the right specialist help and support, couples are, and do, sort out their futures apart in a civilised and cost effective way.

If you are facing the trauma of a relationship breakdown, find a specialist who can best help you.

Resolution - www.resolution.org.uk - are able to provide details of Accredited Specialists Family Mediators and Collaborative Lawyers in your area and The Law Society -www. lawsociety.org.uk/accreditation - provides details of lawyers who have earned special recognition in their field of work.

Please Mention The

village directory When Responding to Adverts

23

Seasonal Delights Stewed Oxtail Preparation 20mins Cooking 3.5 hrs Serves 4 The World’s Wonder at Warehorne doesn’t just ‘specialise’ in locally-sourced, home-cooked seasonal food – it simply doesn’t sell anything else!

Ingredients

Hosts John and Kathy Roberts have agreed to share some of their tempting recipes in The Village Directory, giving our ‘seasonal delights’ page a real local flavour. Here’s one that will really whet the appetite, alternatively you could come and try it at the restaurant.

1 large onion, sliced

15 g butter

1 medium oxtail, about 1kg, cut into pieces (butcher will do this for you)

24

Method 1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

1 medium carrot, sliced

Heat butter and lightly fry onion until pale gold Add oxtail, carrot and swede. Fry briskly for 5 minutes, turning constantly Add bouquet garni and water. Bring to the boil, Transfer to a large casserole dish, cover and simmer for 3 hours or until oxtail is tender.

Remove and discard bouquet garni. If you have time, leave overnight and remove fat from surface, discard.

Bring to the boil, cover and simmer for 30 minutes or until reheated.

Mix cornflower with 45ml (3tbsp) cold water & vinegar, make a smooth paste and stir into oxtail.

Cook, stirring until sauce thickens and boils. Simmer for 5 minutes

In Season

Season to taste and serve Fruit Apples Nuts Pears Rhubarb

Vegetables Artichoke (Jerusalem) Beetroot Brussel Sprouts Carrots

Cabbage Cauliflower Celeriac Celery Chard Chicory

Half small swede, sliced 1 bouquet garni 450ml boiling water 2tbsp cornflower 2tsp vinegar Salt and freshly ground pepper

Chef’s Tip :- This is delicious when served with mashed parsnip & potato.

Just right for a cold winters evening.

Ideally make the night before.

Greens Kale Leeks Onions Parsnips Potatoes

Shallots Squash Swede Salsify Turnips Winter Greens

OUR OWN HOME GROWN WORCESTERS & COX APPLES PLUS CONFERENCE & COMICE PEARS FREE TASTINGS OF OUR FRESH JUICES Cox, Cox-Bramley, Falstaff, Jonagold and Pear Juices - Pressed fresh from our own orchards.

Gibbet Oak Farm Shop Appledore Appledo pp e Road,Tenterden TN30 7DH

Tel: 01580 763938 Te T

PLUS: Fresh Bread Daily,

COX APPLES 2K Locally Produced Free Range Eggs Fax: 01580 763938 BAG £1.50 age Product Produ ucts Full Range of Korkers Sausage Products Bacon GROW ROWERS OF FRESH FRUIT & VEGETABLES A Wide Range Of Cheeses BRAMLEY APPLES Local Handmade Pies 2K BAG £1.50 HERE AT GIBBET OAK FARM FOR OVER 25YRS Fruit & Vegetables ared d Frozen F F i & Wide Range of Ready Prepared Fruit Open 7 Days A Week Vegetables Mon - Sat 9am - 5.30pm & Sundays 10am - 4pm Romney Marsh Potatoes 12.5K & 25K Sacks Honey & Honeycomb from Our Own Hives Hampers & Cakes, Jams and Marmalades and lots more. Fruit Bowls Made to Order Oven-Ready Pheasant, Duck & Wild Rabbit.

Local Free Range Lamb Ready jointed & frozen.

OUR DELICIOUS RANGE OF Bird Seed, Nuts & Feeders, also our very Ready Meals R popular 10lb bags of INCLUDING: apples for birds, wild animals and horses 4 MEAL, 2 MEAL & 1 MEAL PORTIONS AND onlyy £1.50 DESSERTS ALL TO COMPLIMENT OUR EXISTING FARM

PLUS...

COOK

2K BAG OF CONFERENCE OR COMICE PEARS ONLY £1.50

SHOP RANGE OF FRESH PRODUCE.

FRESH PRODUCE AT FARM GATE PRICE RICES LOCAL DELIVERIES TO YOUR DOOR NEW CUSTOMERS VERY WELCOME! (Just 2miles outside of Tenterden on the B2080 Appledore Road)

SPICE OF LIFE DELICATESSEN 26 High Street, New Romney

KORKERS SAUSAGES, SAUSAGE MEAT, SUET PUDDINGS & SAUSAGE ROLLS SUGAR FREE, GLUTEN FREE & WHEAT FREE PRODUCTS HAM ON THE BONE, COLD MEATS, ROLLMOP HERRINGS, LOCALLY BAKED BREAD AND ROLLS ENGLISH, CONTINENTAL & VEGETARIAN CHEESES HAMPERS - READY MADE & MADE TO ORDER FROM £9.00

Open Monday To Saturday From 7.30 am Tel: 01797 362430 Salad Endive Fish Brill Clams

Cockles Haddock Hake Halibut John Dory Lemon Sole

Monkfish Mussels Oysters Plaice Turbot

Meat & Game Beef Duck Guinea fowl Hare Mutton

Venison Partridge Wood Pogeon Pheasant Pork Rabbit Teal & Mallard Veal

25

what’s on

LOCAL MARKETS CHALLOCK Challock Memorial Hall, Blind Lane.

1st and 3rd Friday of each month From 1pm to 4pm Contact Pauline Hickson 01233 740979

THE BARN SHOP TRADITIONAL MARKET CHALLOCK 2nd & 4th Saturday of each month 10am – 2pm Contact 01233 740237

CHARING COUNTRY MARKET Charing Church Barn 9.30 -11.00 every Thurs morning Teas & coffees available, Crafts, in season vegetables and baking.

Contact 01233 740176

EGERTON Every Friday 2 - 4.30pm Millennium Hall

26

ROLVENDEN - 01580 240763 Every Thursday 10am -12 noon St Mary’s Church and the Village Hall

TENTERDEN COUNTRY MARKET Every Friday 9.30am -11.30am St Mildred’s Church Hall, Church road.

WAREHORNE Warehorne Village Hall 10am -1pm 4th Sunday of the month Tel: 01233 733718 or Mob: 07979 905600.

WITTERSHAM MARKET Every Tuesday Village Hall 9am. - 11am Tel: 01797 270757

WYE - 07804 652156 First and third Saturday of every month on the Village Green in Wye. Tel: 07804 652156 www.wyefarmersmarket.co.uk

Events February Thur 9 Feb - National Trust (Tenterden and District) Church Hall, Church Road, Tenterden.

2.30 pm “Natural History of the Cuckmere Valley” Patrick Coulcher Visitors welcome.

Further information 01580 764791.

Monday 6 Feb ASHFORD MUSIC SOCIETY MELISSA KENNY Munster Trust Artist Harp Recital. Melissa was born in France and studied at Toulouse Conservatoire and since 2008 at Trinity College of Music, London. She plays regularly as a soloist in France and London.

Melissa will entertain us with a programme of music which will include works by Spohr, Faure, Manuel De Falla, Debussy and others.

Sponsored by the Countess of Munster Musical Trust. Venue: The Norton Knatchbull School at 7.30 p.m. Tickets: £12 (Adults); £3 (Students) Contact: Brenda McCormack on 01233-622971 or Hilary Pittock on 01233-623700.

The Biddenden Horticultural Society meets on Wednesday 22nd February at 7:30pm. in the Old Village Hall. Julia Jarman will be giving a talk on “Twelve Months of the Year. Contact Audrey on 01580291624 or Lesley on 01580291931.

Members £1, Non Members £2. Annual membership £5. New members welcome.

The Weald of Kent Computer Club meets on Wednesday 15th February in Biddenden New Village Hall at 8pm. The evening will include “Backing up data and computer housekeeping, jargon busting, acronyms that you don’t understand and diagnosing computer faults.”

Annual membership £10 plus £2 per meeting.

Non-members are welcome(£3 but first visit is free). Full details: www.wealdofkentcomputerclub. co.uk Enquiries: secretarywkcc@yahoo.co.uk

Sellindge Village Hall Restoration Fund We shall be holding our monthly tabletops for the year commencing with Saturday 4th February from 10 - 1.30 p.m. and do hope that you will be good enough to support this worthy charity.

Tables are £5 booked or £8 on the day [if any left] Please ring Michael on 01303.813475 for further details.

Advertise FREE of charge email your events to: events@thevillagedirectory.co.uk

what’s on at Willesborough, on the old Wye Road, tel: 01233 623975

10% OFF CHARGRILL STEAKS 5 different cuts choose your size choose your sauce enjoy

and

10% OFF our popular SUNDAY CARVERY (booking advised)

with this VOUCHER

www.blacksmithsashford.com

vi09 27

Worlds Wonder Restaurant

Warehorne • 01233 732431 W Where Meals are to Dine For !

Homemade food, prepared & cooked on the H premises using locally sourced produce.

Forthcoming F h i Events E Book early to avoid disappointment.

Frida 17th February – Friday Night Kitchen Join Friday us and savour some of the TV chef’s menus.

3 Courses £25 per person. Booking essential.

Sunday 18th March Mothers Day. BOOK Early!

Sat 4th Feb ~ Pudding Night Carvery + 18 Homemade Desserts to try

Friday Lunchtimes Only, Main & Dessert £7.50.

Tues 14th Feb – Valentines Night Special Menu, 2 people, 3 Courses £ 39.95

Carvery Wednesday Night Local produce & homemade desserts 2 Courses £9.95

www.worldswonder.co.uk On the B2067 Between Hamstreet and Tenterden (near Rare Breeds Centre)

what’s on

CLUBS & SOCIETIES

28

The Hothfield World Cinema Film Club Shows films from around the world once a month in Hothfield Village Hall, Park Drive, Hothfield TN26 1EQ. Screenings are held on the fourth Sunday of each month (except for December), and all films are subtitled in English. Doors open at 6.30pm, films start at 7pm and end at about 9pm. Entrance £5 , free parking, tea and Italian espresso coffee available. For further information and details of the film of the month, please go to our website on www.hothfieldworldcinema.org.uk Fit As A Fiddle - Dancing for Over-50s - Learn a wide range dance styles, from 17th Century Jane Austen style dances to 21st Century Ceilidh Dances, American Contra Dance, English Barn Dance, Contra Waltzing and the Polka! Low impact exercise! No experience or partner required!

Have fun, get fitter and meet new people! Every Thursday from 2-3:30pm, Stour Centre, Ashford. £4.00 for an hour and a half! Just turn up! Under50s welcome too! Info at www.contrafusion. co.uk or contact John & Karen on 01233 625 362.

Shadoxhurst Flower Arrangers are a small, friendly club who meet at 7.30pm in Shadoxhurst

Village Hall on the first Wed of every month except January. No experience of flower arranging needed to join, just an interest in seeing blooms displayed advantageously. Demonstrators visit most months but members also enjoy trips and meals out. If you would like to get to know us, please contact the secretary on 01233 732212.

TAI CHI Small friendly groups. Beginners welcome.

Mon 7pm Tilling Green Community Centre, Rye. Tues 6.30pm Rejuvenate, Kenardington. Wed 9.30am Tenterden Town Hall. Fri 10am (over 50s) Wittersham Village Hall. Call Suzanne 01233 733266 for info.

Classes £5-£6.50.

1940’s Dancing Lessons, Every Wednesday, incl.

Lindy Hop, Charleston, Balboa & Collegiate Shag. For beginners and improvers, at St Mary’s Church Hall, Ashford Town Centre TN23 1QG from 7pm – 9.30pm.

Cost £6.00 Tel 01233 860564. No partner required.

High Halden Young at Hearts Club Coffee Morning Third Friday Of The Month 1000 Am - 12-00 Noon, Held In The Memorial High Halden. All Welcome.

The Lunch Club Alternate Wednesdays in the Church of the Good Shepherd hall, Hamstreet at noon. If you wish to join the club phone Jennie on 01233 732766, Alison 733514 or Rosemary 732644.

Fully Licensed - Takeaway Open 7 Days including Bank Holidays 12.00pm - 2.00pm & 5.30pm - 11.00pm

10% Discount on Takeaways (Cash Only) The Street, Hamstreet, Ashford, TN26 2HG

20%

Discount When Dining In Sunday - Thursday on Presentation of this Voucher

The Old School House Restaurant

TERMS & CONDITIONS Offer excludes drinks. Not in conjunction with any other offer. 26 Dec

Advertise FREE of charge email your events to: events@thevillagedirectory.co.uk

Hamstreet Baby and Toddler Group meet every Wednesday (term time only) in the Victory Hall from 9.30 - 11.30pm Call Hannah on 01233 733863 for information.

Hamstreet Youth Club meets on Thursdays in the Victory Hall. All age groups from 11 to 16 meet from 7pm-9pm.

Fitness Yoga Thursdays in Hamstreet School from 7.30pm to 8.30pm, catering for all individuals from beginner to experienced.

Yoga Friendly classes suitable for all levels. Mondays 9.30-10.45 in Tenterden & 7.30-9.00pm, Warehorne Village Hall (near Hamstreet). £7 per class. Please call Daniela 01233860417 or 07939870826 Rye Harbour Sailing Club membership is open to everyone who is interested in cruiser or dinghy sailing on tidal waters. Contact Richard Hopper Membership Secretary for full details. Phone 01797 222291, email richardhopper@playden97.freeserve.co.uk or visit our website www.rhsc.org.uk Lindy Hop Classes for beginners and improvers every Wednesday evening 7.00 to 9.30 .

St Marys parish church hall the churchyard Ashford TN23 1QG. ( just off Tufton street ) Admission £6 partners not necessary tel 01233 860 564 email info@ usoshows.com

Warehorne Village Hall is hosting a Quiz Night on Friday 24th February 2012 at 7.30pm Tickets in advance - £2 per person On the door - £3 per person Max 6 people per team Prize for the winning team. Raffle Bring your own wine and nibbles.

Contact Maggie Keenan on 01233 733718 for tickets.

29

SIX BELLS Woodchurch 01233 860246 Open All Day 12 ‘till 12!

Food Served Monday - Saturday 12 - 3pm & 6 - 9pm Sunday 12 - 6pm

Quiz Night Every Other Tuesday Angie and Ray offer a warm welcome to their CAMRA award winning village pub.

Currently offering five real ales with more to come, and traditional English food.

Bethersden Road, Woodchurch TN26 3QQ www.6-bells.co.uk

what’s on

Shadoxhurst African Drum Circle Intoduction to African Hand Drumming on the Djembe Thursday evenings from 1900-2100 At The Birches, Nickley Wood, Shadoxhurst, Ashford, Kent TN26 1LZ Telephone 01303 259119 Course starts 9th Feb 2012 Cost £8 per session, includes drum hire.

Anthony Randall will lead a group workshop in African drumming over six weeks, using polyrhythmic and West African traditional rhythms, he will teach some basic principles of African rhythm and simple techniques for the djembe drum Anthony has extensive experience as a teacher, blues musician and djembe drummer, teaching African drumming to advanced and intermediate level

30

traditional African rhythms in a drum circle.

Those already owning a djembe are encouraged to bring their own, drums will be provided for those without. If you need a drum for the duration of the course please make this known when booking.

You need neither a drum nor experience to take part, just a willingness to have fun learning a new skill to enjoy in the future.

The six week introduction is suitable for complete beginners although those with experience will also find something to stretch them. So if you have never touched a drum before or have a little experience, then this is an opportunity to have fun in a supportive, non-judgmental environment It’s really about a group experience as much as developing personal skills though it may well light a spark into your musical psyche.

We will very quickly be playing multiple-part,

Lynne Hayes Freelance Bookkeeper for Small Businesses Financial Year End Approaching!

Are Your Books in Order?

Would You Like Help?

Tel: 01233 501299 Mobile: 07827 909305 Email: lynne.hayes2@btinternet.com

...for the perfect gift

Tel: 01303 814600

Evegate Business Park, Station Road, Smeeth TN25 6SX

Open: Tuesday - Saturday 10 - 5pm e: vida-uk@btconnect.com

Advertise FREE of charge email your events to: events@thevillagedirectory.co.uk

health & beauty Ashford’s Premier Location for Beauty, Therapies & Fitness

g{x ftÇvàâtÜç eÉÉÅá Beauty at it’s

Best!

Acorn Photographic Services Making your wedding day more affordable

Gift Vouchers Gift boxed with rose petals and Ribbon, the perfect gift for Valentines Day

Tel: 01233 732795

www.rejuvenateholistichealth.co.uk

High House Bus. Park, Appledore Road, Kenardington, TN26 2LF

* POLE FITNESS, PILATES & TAI CHI CLASSES Manicures • Pedicures • Swedish, Deep Tissue and Hot Stones Massage • Waxing Luxury organic Facials • Spray Tanning • Intensive Anti aging facials • Soak off 3 week Nail Polishes

Very Limited Offer for 2012 FREE WEDDING CAR FROM ACORN EXECUTIVE CARS

01233 730907

www.acornphotographicservices.co.uk

Osteopathy At Rejuvenate

Contact 01233 732795 or 07952 102711 www.family-osteopathy.co.uk www.rejuvenateholistichealth.co.uk Appledore Rd, Kenardington, between Hamstreet & Woodchurch

Please Mention The

village directory When Responding to Adverts

31

health & beauty

How to Sleep Better

Sleep is an essential and involuntary process that is vital for maintaining good mental and physical health. One in four people are thought to suffer from sleep problems at some point in their lives, including deprivation and insomnia.

We spend approximately a Ensuring you eat healthily and minimise sugary snacks is third of our lives asleep. It is as essential for keeping your brain and body contented. Sugar

32

important to our bodies as eating, drinking and breathing. Sleep helps to repair and restore our brains and bodies. Poor sleep can affect mood, concentration, judgement and reduce our immune system’s ability to fight off minor ailments such as colds and flus. Long-term sleep deprivation can lead to health problems including diabetes, heart disease and clinical depression.

Eat breakfast Did you know, skipping breakfast can put you on the path to poor sleep? It all starts with eating breakfast within 30-45 minutes of waking, as there is a biochemical link back to our sleep.

“Your levels of adrenalin are increased if you do not eat breakfast and your brain starts to shut down non-essential functions including the production of the hormones, serotonin and melatonin,” says sleep expert, Dr Nerina Ramlakhan.

“Melatonin is the hormone required at the end of the day to sleep. By skipping breakfast you produce less melatonin and as your adrenalin levels are higher, you will feel more anxious towards the end of the day and therefore less able to sleep.”

Keep a watchful eye on your caffeine and sugar intake

causes the body to run on a higher energy pattern, which creates highs and lows as the quick-fix energy hit wears off. This, in turn, sparks a need for more sugar in the body via drinks and caffeine.

Eating little and often and keeping hydrated with water, herbal teas and fruit juices, while minimising your intake of fizzy drinks and caffeine, will help ready mind and body for sleep. Nerina recommends avoiding caffeine after 2pm each day if you are having trouble sleeping.

Don’t eat too late Eating your main meal earlier can also help with improving sleep. A large meal can impact on your digestive system and cause heartburn. Leave three hours before having a meal and going to bed.

Make time to unwind As we rush through each day, balancing a busy lifestyle and juggling responsibilities left, right and centre, finding time for a rest can feel impossible. However, if the mind has no opportunity to process information from the day, it waits until bedtime to recap, when the frantic pace of the day has finally stopped. This results in a poor, restless sleep. Nerina suggests trying to build rest into your day by meditating or power napping. The 15-minute time out from your day will create that internal chemistry that is just right for sleep. Additionally, deal with worries or a heavy workload by making a list of things to be tackled the next day.

Make your bedroom a sleep haven Create a restful space: your bedroom should be as quiet and dark as possible. “Managing technology is very important as you need a break from TV, computers, emails and mobile phones, before going to bed. Without this break, you are over stimulating your mind and it will be unable to find processing time,” says Nerina.

Set boundaries with technology and keep all gadgets out of the bedroom.

by Julie Penfold

health & beauty

Anna Baker Complimentary Therapy Clinic Clinical Back problem and well being Solutions Why put up with those aches and pains?

Come today and I can assist you in dealing with the route cause of your problems.

Combination Therapies * Pure Pilates Group Classes Mondays, Thursday Evenings

* One to one Pilates and Spinal Reflexology * Aromatherapy and Spinal Reflexology * Indian Head Massage and Spinal Reflexology * Reflexology for Infertility and Pregnancy * Hopi Ear Candling and Indian Head Massage

PERFECT VALENTINES TREAT

MANICURE & MASSAGE £5 Discount GIFT VOUCHERS AVAILABLE 10% STUDENT DISCOUNT

& O.A.P 10% EVERY WEDS 01233 33 733 062 www.bb-therapy.co.uk The Street, Hamstreet TN26 2HG

Marie arie Be Beard NLP & Hypnosis Practitioner, Level 5 Coach Need more confidence, feeling fed up, do you live with a phobia? Ready to give up smoking? Does your child lack confidence or suffer from exam nerves?

01233 730800 or 07834 981272 email: mbnlp@btinternet.com www.mariebeardnlp.co.uk &www.ridinginrapport.co.uk (for equestrians) Marie Beard – MABNLP, MABH, ILM Level 5 Coach – Enhanced Disclosure (CRB), qualified & insured.

The Rejuvenate Holistic Health & Beauty Centre, Appledore Road, Kenardington Nr Hamstreet, Woodchurch & Ashford

Tel: 01233 732795 Web: www.rejuvenateholistichealth.co.uk

07879 630084 info@jo-makeup.co.uk www.jo-makeup.co.uk

33

Please Mention The

village directory When Responding to Adverts

In The

n e d r Ga

Extra Letter

Unscramble the letters on the right to find the names of 6 things to do with the garden.

Each one has an extra letter: Identify these to find something you might use for planting bulbs.

1) aw awnlt

..........................

2) ail ailrsn

..........................

3) ow owerofl

..........................

4) antpl topw

..........................

5) ermowe

..........................

6) uttlbflyer

..........................

Extra Letter Answer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

kid’s corner

oean nmith

we sing•we dance•we act Cla

sse 1 t for s o1 old 7yrs !

B.Mus L.R.A.M.

Piano and electronic keyboard tuition All standards catered for Accompaniment services Assistance with theory and aural for exam preparation Tel: 01233 860310 Email: jannie_smith@hotmail.co.uk

NEW CYCLE CLUB IN TOWN Do you: a) Have a dusty unused bike in the shed or garage? (b) Want to explore your local area and get fit? (c) Want to enjoy our glorious Wealden surroundings? (d) Resent paying your gym fees & not going?

Or maybe you are a more experienced cyclist looking for a local group to ride with?

I am hoping to start a local cycle group for Tenterden & St Michaels & surrounding areas in time for spring 2012.

It will be for all abilities, from beginners onwards.

Experienced riders would be needed from the outset to help with leading rides in my absence, as well as offering support and advice for new riders. If you think this may be for you please contact me by email or text, email contact preferred Email tn30cc@sky.com or text on 07724141115

JUMP is a drama, dance, and singing class for children and young people of all abilities. The classes are fun, creative and relaxed; giving space for each individual’s confidence to grow.

“All of my children return from their jump class buzzing with enthusiasm and energy” Mons & Tues 10.30am–12pm

little jumpers (pre-school)

Tues 7.30 – 8.30pm

jump teens (13-17yr olds)

Saturdays 9.30-11am

jump juniors (9-12yr olds)

Saturdays 11am – 12pm

The jumpers (6-8yr olds)

“My son lives from one Saturday to the next” All classes take place at Warehorne Village hall.

For more information please visit jumpkent.com Kelly O’Leary 07771633933 / info@jumpkent.com

Maths GCSE Tutor Improve your skills, grades and confidence!

All ages & abilities welcome Carol Procter M.Ed

Tel: 01233 732084 e-mail: carolprocter@hotmail.co.uk CRB checked

35

the home Decorating a child’s bedroom is all about flexibility – and with a bit of flair it’s easy to create a space that’s as practical as it is imaginative, and that doesn’t cost the earth

Child’s Play

36

When decorating a child’s bedroom, remember the three Fs: fun, function and flexibility. Children need stimulation – though too much brightly coloured plastic will make your eyes ache – and organisation, so that you can occasionally see the floor. But it’s flexibility that’s the most important. Unless you really want to redecorate every couple of years, keep the walls, floors and major items of furniture relatively neutral, just changing the accessories, such as rugs, cushion covers, bean bags, blinds and lampshades, as necessary. That way you’ll be able to create a room that will last right through from babyhood until your little darling leaves home.

Nurseries The younger the child, the more ‘stuff’ they seem to have, and for a newborn storage is all-important. You could buy a set of free-standing shelves (if the shelves can be raised and lowered when necessary, so much the better) or fix some ‘floating’ shelves to the walls. Better still, if you have a period house with alcoves either side of a chimney breast, consider turning them into conceal-all built-in wardrobes. Most baby toys can be stored in colourful, soft plastic buckets, or in drawstring bags hung from the back of the door or a peg rail.

Avoid buying furniture that’s very babyspecific – he or she won’t notice it and it will date very quickly. Instead, choose wellmade, simple pieces that will still be useable (even if they have to be given a lick of paint) in decades to come. Arrange the room to suit you – middle-of-the-night visits are even less fun when you stub your toe on a sticking-out chair, and instant access to the cot/bed, storage and toys will make your life easier. As for décor, choose soft colours and ensure your lighting isn’t too glarey.

Fitting a dimmer is a great idea – usually a quick and inexpensive job for a qualified electrician.

Simple white furnishings will last years and can be accessorised to suit your child’s age. Humphrey’s Corner cot bed, £300, and Brompton furniture, all Mothercare, 0845 330 4030; mothercare.com.

Older children The storage theme continues as your children grow older, so increase the options (and avoid spending a fortune) by thinking laterally and visiting junk-shops for chests of drawers, blanket boxes and the like. Make sure they’re stable and don’t have any splinters; then simply sand and paint, changing any knobs and handles if necessary. For storage of small toys, felt tip pens and so on, use washed-up tins (no sharp edges, mind), ice cream tubs or shoe boxes, perhaps covered in offcuts of wallpaper for a unified look.

Now’s the time to consider a raised sleeper bed – children of this age need plenty of space in which to play. Keep furniture to the edges of the room, so there’s plenty of clear floor area in the middle. And for decorative interest, how about fixing a large magnetic board to one wall, or painting a wall or a cupboard door with blackboard paint? Wall stickers are great fun, or you could hang artists’s canvas painted in bright blocks of

the home colour, or else camouflage nets, bunting, maps or flags.

String fairy lights across the ceiling, or glue lightweight plastic toys in formation across it; on wooden floorboards, meanwhile, it wouldn’t be hard to paint paw prints, a race track or a giant game of snakes and ladders.

Teenagers Teenagers’ rooms need to be a combination of cosy den, Older children’s bedrooms need a chill-out zone as well as somewhere to study and sleep. chill-out zone and study area.

Bean chair and stool, £79, Found Home Store, 01227 807797; foundhomestore.co.uk.

You’ll need to provide zones for homework and hobbies, form of built-in shelving or standalone units socialising and sleepovers – that can be taken with you when you move. and good lighting in each area is essential.

As for relaxing, a sofa, some bean bags or As well as general, overhead lighting, even a storage ottoman will come in handy. desk and bedside lamps, consider adding A well-lit dressing table (this could double something decorative such as a colourup with the desk) is important, too, as is a changing LED light or a ‘starlit’ ceiling using good mirror. If you want your teenager to fibre optics. be organised, add a pin board or magnetic Just like anyone working from home, board on the wall, an accessible laundry bin teenagers need a good quality swivel chair, and some open-topped storage for all those a spacious desk, plenty of plug sockets, an bits and pieces that you’d prefer not to end internet connection and storage space for up on the floor. books, files and so on. This could be in the

by Katherine Sorrell

Domestic and Commercial Electricians we’re here when you need us - 24/7! t Installations, Repairs & Maintenance t Solar PV System Design & Installation t Refurbishments t Conversions & Extensions t Three Phase Installations t Retail Installations t Agricultural & Farm Machinery

t Motors t Fans & Ventilation t Engineering & Lab Specialists t Periodic Testing & Reporting t PAT Testing t Extra Sockets & Lighting t CCTV

Call 01233 732881 or 07798 866803 01233 732881 or 07798 866803 www.kingsnorthelectrical.co.uk Established since 1975 | 17th Edition Fully Qualified Electricians | Please Call For A Quote

Please Mention The

village directory When Responding to Adverts

37

the home

Kid’s Corner

Have You Ever Watched A Video On “Youtube”? If You Haven’t, Then You’re Probably In The Minority!

At a recent count the website recorded 3 billion views a day. That’s the equivalent of nearly half the world’s population watching a “YouTube” video.

Quick Crossword Solution

Closer to home, Marks and Spencer views the power of video so highly it has set up its own website showing short movies on everything from cheeseboard tips to how to apply false eyelashes.

Films on the web aren’t just for the big players.

If you’re running a small business, think how a video could put you ahead of your competitors.

If you are promoting a service or a product, a film can illustrate how useful that item or service would be to a potential purchaser.

If your business turns upon your personal experience, honesty, and ability in a particular role, then a film can establish that crucial “know, like and trust” element in a few seconds.

It reaches out to customers in a way that mere words never can.

38

Sudoku Solution

There are, in fact, very few situations where a film wouldn’t be a bonus. And the benefits don’t end there. Search engines like the additional content – a video makes it much easier for a website to be found among the many millions in cyberspace. There’s evidence too that having a film makes a website “sticky” – visitors are likely to spend more time on a site where there is a film to watch and they are more likely to return.

A film makes the visitor experience memorable – in a really positive way, if it is well-made, imaginative, and communicates your message effectively.

That’s where we can help. We make films for businesses in all shapes and sizes. Every one is different and that’s reflected in our films. Please get in touch if you would like to know more at www.edboylefilms.co.uk or contact Ed Boyle on 07785326891 or Jane Ladds on 07900 252747.

the home Jakeman & Jakeman Homecare Steve Jakeman

TINA FRANCIS

Handyman Painter & Decorator

DOMESTIC ELECTRICIAN

Interior & Exterior Decoration and Maintenance

New Installations Re-wires Additional or replacement Lights, sockets etc

01233 625442 07910591393

Mobile 07761 695101 Email – tinafrancis1@aol.com

219 Canterbury Road, Kennington, Ashford, Kent TN24 9QH

Jakeman-homecare@ntlworld.com

Newchurch, Romney Marsh, TN29 0DH

• • • • •

Industrial • Commercial • Domestic • Showers/extractor fans Installations Security and fire alarms • Inspection and PAT testing • Full and part rewires Emergency Lighting • General electrical repairs CCTV • Under floor heating Garden Lighting

Call: 01233 665107

FREE Quotations!

E: jacqueline@tbelectrical.org.uk

David Lancaster Professional Painting Services Heritage & Listed Building Specialist • Traditional Materials Used • Specialist Wall Papering (Including stripping & re-lining) • Plastering Services • Fully Insured • Experienced and Trustworthy Tradesmen • All Internal & External Work Undertaken • Full Consultation & Quotations Provided • General Building Maintenance & Repairs • Kent Peg Roofing and Hanging Tiles • Re-pointing

Tel: 01233 733333 Mobile: 07880 505096

All work guaranteed and References available

Professional Curtain Making Call Georgie on 07766 508 874 Please Mention The

• • • • •

Small repairs to complete strip and re-tile Fully qualified Kent Peg Tile and Slate Specialist Fully Insured Free advice and quotation

T: 01233 731264 M: 07807 075030 W: www.swmroofing.com E: SWMroofing@gmail.com

Advertise Here

Just £32 per month plus vat  Discounts on 6 & 12 month Bookings  Discounts on Multiple Area Bookings  Monthly Direct Debit Available (no additional costs)

village directory When Responding to Adverts

39

the home Your Kitchen or Bedroom!

■ shower screens ■ splash backs ■ name plaques ■ floor tiles ■ wall tiles ■ glass doors ■ unit tops

We have over 30 years experience in spray finishing existing Kitchen and Bedroom doors, panels and accessories. Why not have your kitchen furniture matched to your kitchen.

You can choose any colour, we will have it professionally mixed in a hard-wearing twopack polyurethane paint, which is the finish we use when spraying Bespoke Kitchens for several kitchen suppliers in and around the Kent and London area.

Our service includes:- Dismantling (where possible), re-finishing to your chosen colour and re-installing to a professional standard.

Why not give Tenterden Polishing a call today

Tel: 01233 - 860866 40

Oak & Hardwood Windows & Doors Manual & Automated Gates and Garage Doors Full Painting & Installation Service Built In Furniture, Kitchens & Bathrooms General Joinery & Building Services Listed Building Specialists Part ‘P’ Approved Electrical Services

07889 041607 07710 090932

E-mail: unywood@aol.com

the home Piping Hot Plumbing & Heating Services All plumbing work undertaken No Job Too Small!!

of Smarden

• Burst pipes, Blockages, Taps, Pumps, Radiators, Lead & Drainage work • Bathroom & Shower Installation No Call Out Charge. 24hr Service

Call: 01233 733779 or 07515651717

DELAMERE PLUMBING & DESIGN Les & Beth Fenton A Bespoke Design and Installation Service for Bath and Shower Rooms Other Domestic Plumbing and DIY Undertaken

41

CENTURION Plumbing & Heating

Tel: 01233 732 807 Mobile: 07796 884 439

• Domestic Gas & LPG installation • Boiler service & repair • Power flushing • Unvented hot water • Water softeners • Underfloor heating • Landlord gas safety inspections

e: bethles.fenton2@btinternet.com Delamere, Hornash Lane, Shadoxhurst, Ashford Kent TN26 1HX

01233 662726 | 07871 441373 www.centurionplumbingandheating.co.uk 304539

Sucklifts Cesspool Emptying Service ~ Est 1986 ~ Accredited Engineer British Water

01233 732184 Dave: 07960 503508

High Pressure Jetting Service and Repair to Sewage Treatment Plants

Fully Insured • No Call Out Charge

01233 840624

Please Mention The

village directory When Responding to Adverts

the home

Plumbing Masters

Derek Hales MASTER TILER

De 9Wbbekj 9^Wh][ <h[[ ;ij_cWj[i (* ^ekh ;c[h][dYo I[hl_Y[ 7bb Meha =kWhWdj[[Z De @eX Jee IcWbb

FbkcX_d] 8Wj^heec Ik_j[i JWfi 8Wbb LWbl[i >ej 9ebZ JWdai 8beYaW][i 8khij F_f[i

>[Wj_d]

Clean, friendly and reliable

?dijWbbWj_edi H[fW_hi Fkcfi HWZ_Wjehi If[Y_Wb_ij Fem[hÆ ki^_d] WdZ :[#IYWb_d] I[hl_Y[

J[b[f^ed[0 &')&) .'('*.

CeX_b[0 &--)./&--'mmm$fbkcX_d]#cWij[hi$Ye$ka 42

Specialist in all Forms of Wall and Floor Tiling

For your free quotation call Derek on

07905 700 142 Mersham, Ashford, TN25 7HP

Dial a Plumber Plumbing & Heating Services Plumbing

Heating

•NO CALL OUT CHARGE • FREE ESTIMATES • ALL WORK GUARANTEED • OAP DISCOUNT

NO JOB TOO SMALL TEL: 01233 642233 642233 Tel: 01233 www.dialaplumber.com di l l b

motoring Richard Gilbert

All Domestic Plumbing Including ■ ■ ■ ■ ■

■

Power flushing Unvented hot water systems Bathroom and showers including tiling Hot water cylinders and water softeners Sink, dishwasher and washing machine installations Replacement radiators and thermostatic valves Established 25 Years

Telephone: 01233 812566 Mobile: 07860 877836

L GA

R E

Full central heating installations and system updates Oil boiler and oil tank installation and replacement Gas boilers, fires, cookers and hobs Landlord’s Gas Safety Certificates

A R T

AG

Oil & Gas Central Heating Specialist OFTEC & Gas Safe Registered

CE N

Plumbing & Central Heating

Supply S l Any A Make of Vehicle Both New and dU Used d Arrange All Types of Vehicle Finance, Leasing or Funding Provide Service, Repairs and MOT Testing Stock Unipart Parts and Accessories Repair Accident Damage or Bodywork Restoration Tyres, Exhausts and Batteries at Competitive Prices Collect Vehicles Locally Free of Charge

SUN EQUIPPED AIR CONDITIONING SERVICE CENTRE “For a friendly service from a family business” REAR OF HSBC BANK HIGH STREET, TENTERDEN, KENT TN30 6BD

Telephone: (01580)

764444

www.centralgaragetenterden.co.uk

43

for good honest advice, information and a solution to most mobility problems

www.forrmobility.co.uk New ,Used & Hire Equipment from Aids for Daily Living to Wheelchairs.

come and try the largest selection of mobility equipment in ashford

• Parking by the door.

• Indoor & outdoor test areas.

• Repairs / Servicing.

• Modifications.

• Adaptations.

• Easy terms available.

• Free home assessments

Please Mention The

village directory When Responding to Adverts

wit & wisdom Your Duck is Dead

sENIOR HUMOUR

A woman brought a very limp duck uck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid id her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird‛s chest. After a moment or two, the e vet shook his head and sadly said, “I‛m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed ssed away.”

44

An el d Had s erly gent le e a nu rious hea man.... mb r the d er of y ing proble e m o able ctor and ars. He w s for t e of he o have him the doct nt to o a gentl ring aids fitted fo r was r eman t The distressed woman wailed, “Are Are to he hat allow a set ar 10 ed th you sure?” “Yes, I am sure. Your duck ck The e 0% e lderl is dead,” replied the vet. “How can an y in a you be so sure?” she protested. “I mont gentlema h the n we mean you haven‛t done any testing ng nt ba docto to the ck is pe r sa d on him or anything. He might justt o c tor rfect id, ‘Y and .. You our be in a coma or something.” The vett reall y r h e p a f l rin am eased rolled his eyes, turned around and d again. ’ that ily must g left the room. you c b an he e ar The He returned a few minutes later gentl haven e with a black Labrador Retriever. ’t tol man rep lie d sit a As the duck‛s owner looked on in roun my family d, ‘Oh, d an conve amazement, the dog stood on his I yet. I d r s a j l t ust isten hind legs, put his front paws on the thr ee tim ions. I’ve t o examination table and sniffed the c hange es!’ t d my he duck from top to bottom. He then will looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

a en from m e l t n e g rly Two elde sitting on a e r e w r e t cen A few minutes later he returned one turns retirement n e h w e e r rat with cat. The cat jumped on the , I’m 83 im l bench unde ‘S : s y a s nd table and also delicately sniffed the ull he other a t o t I’m just f d n bird from head to foot. The cat sat a w o n e years old know you’r back on its haunches, shook its head, I . s in a p nd meowed softly and strolled out of the of aches a ou feel?’ y o d w o H ge. room. The vet looked at the woman about my a and said, “I‛m sorry, but as I said, this like a t s u j l e e is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a says, ‘I f im l S dead duck.” aby.’ newborn b by!?’

The vet turned to his computer terminal, ewborn ba n a e ik L hit a few keys and produced a bill, which ‘Really!? he handed to the woman. The duck‛s ink I h, and I th t e e t o n owner, still in shock, took the bill. “£150!” , ‘Yep. No hair ants.’ she cried, “£150 just to tell me my duck is y p just wet m dead!” The vet shrugged, “I‛m sorry. If you u had just taken my word for it, the bill would d have been £20, but with the Lab Report and nd the Cat Scan, it‛s now £150.

the home

WOODCHURCH GARAGE LTD EST 1975

MOTS While You Wait

■

Please Phone for an Appointment

■

■ ■

Contact either Graham or Jeremy for a friendly and professional service on

01233 860477

■ ■

Used Car Sales Brakes, Tyres and Exhausts All Make Vehicle Servicing General Repairs All Mechanical Work Undertaken Breakdowns

We open at 7.30am, Saturdays open until 12pm Woodchurch, Ashford, Kent TN26 3SA

WILLESBOROUGH & KENNINGTON GARAGES LTD    

SERVICING REPAIRS MOT’s CAR AND LIGHT COMMERCIALS

CHURCH ROAD KENNINGTON TN24 9DG Email: carservicekton@btconnect.com

01233 622808

45

HYTHE ROAD WILLESBOROUGH TN24 0QQ Email: carservicewill@btconnect.com

01233 623946

Oakland Cars 01233 860 493 New and Used Car Sales We are based near Ashford and have over 30 years experience in the motor trade.

Woodchurch, Ashford, Kent TN26 3SA UK

www.oaklandcars.co.uk Open Seven Days a Week • Evening Viewing Available

useful information

IMPORTANT Emergency 999 Police Neighbourhd Team 01622 690 690 (Ashford, Tenterden and Romney Marsh) Crimestoppers 0800 555 111 Out of Hours Doctor William Harvey Hospital

0845 4349655 01233 633331

Electricity: Southern Electric EDF Energy Gas: Natural LPG

0845 770 8090 0800 783 8866 0800 111 999 Details on tank

Phone us: 08457 90 90 90

SAMARITANS www.samaritans.org A registered Charity

Doctors Surgery Hamstreet Surgery

0844 4773989

Age Concern 01233 620 635 www.ageconcern.org.uk

CARM E: Carmromneymarsh@supanet.com W: Www.carmromneymarsh.org.uk

Macmillan Cancer Support W: www.forget-me-nots.co.uk Parkinsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s UK, Ashford Branch Contact Robert Gurney 01233 666577 Royal British Legion 01233 620 167 St. John Ambulance Brigade 01233 611 414 SE Kent Multiple Sclerosis Soc: 07767326138 email: mssoutheast@gmail.com NSPCC: Tenterden & District 01293 651840 CPRE Kent 01233 714540

Bus Enquiries Arriva Bus Enquiries 0844 800 44 11 Stage Coach East Kent: 0871 200 22 33 (Timetable) or 08456 00 22 99 (Customer Services)

National Train Enquiries 46

www.nationalrail.co.uk

Parish Councils: Appledore: Bethersden: High Halden: Hothfield: Orlestone: Ruckinge: Shadoxhurst: Warehorne: Woodchurch:

(01233) 664673 (01233) 758298 (01233) 720392 (01233) 733994 (01233) 628481 (01233) 758298 (01233) 733994 (01233) 758298 (01233) 733994

Ashford Borough Council 01233 637311 www.ashford.gov.uk Ashford Gateway 0845 8 247 247 info@ashfordgateway.co.uk www.ashfordgateway.co.uk Tenterden Gateway 01580 762558 Citizens Advice Bureau 01233 626185

Veterinary Surgeons Vet - Montgomery Vets 01303 813756 Ashford Volunteer Centre 01233 647 422

VILLAGE HALL BOOKINGS Village Telephone Appledore 01233 758576 Bromley Green Road 01233 733916 Bethersden 01233 820630 Hamstreet 01233 732568 Hothfield 01233 610455 Kenardington 01233 733493 (Mrs Sheila Jones) Ruckinge 01233 732702 Shadoxhurst 01233 733579 St. Michaels 01580 763396 Stubbs Cross 01233 623139 Warehorne 01233 733718 Woodchurch 01233 860555 Woodchurch Scout & Guide Community Centre 01233 861274

Disclaimer: Every care is taken to ensure this directory is as accurate as possible but the publishers do not accept responsibility for any loss or damage resulting from errors or omissions.

Looking to Advertise? ...But are you comparing

apples with apples?

the village directory Editorials raise awareness Flexible – Advertise locally or reach further afield. Mix Mail we aim to reach every and introduce personality. rural address in each area, plus Popular – Not just another areas or artwork sizes. online coverage in our Business advertising magazine! Discounts For long Directory on our website.

Widely read and valued by term and multiple magazine High Quality – Full colour, local residents. We aim to bookings. gloss print. Premium Positions support and engage the Convenient – Monthly community with editorial raise your profile even further.

Payments. All major Credit/ which is local Effective - Many advertisers content, Debit Cards accepted. informative. are long term - it works!

Full Coverage - Using Royal

Charing

47

Challock Boughton Egerton Aluph Westwell Wye Area - 4,000 TN27 - 6,000 Eastwell Little Chart Wye Bodsham Headcorn Pluckley Hastingleigh Hothfield Elmsted Brook Smarden Brabourne ASHFORD Bethersden Stowting Sellindge Biddenden Stanford Mersham High Halden Aldington Woodchurch Aldington Area - 3,000 Bilsington Warehorne St Michaels Hamstreet Bonnington Tenterden Ruckinge Small Rolvenden Appledore Drop-offs Only Hythe

Tenterden & Rye Area 9,000

Newchurch Dymchurch Ivychurch St Mary’s Bay Wittersham Stone-in-Oxney Brookland New Romney Iden Ide

Call: 01233 720488 or email info@thevillagedirectory.co.uk

TN26 - 5,000

Pla Playden The Marsh - 10,300 Lydd East Guldeford Rye Camber Dungeness

Private Care Service

Our offers tailored packages of personal care that can help people stay in their own home for as long as possible, rather than going into a care home before it’s really needed. We assist those who need help due to frailty, disability or illness to live as independently as possible with comfort & dignity in their own home.

We welcome self funding service users as well as those who use the Kent Card or who receive a Direct Payment.

FREE Brochure

Help at Bedtime

Help at Bath Time

Help with trips out

Companionship Cleaning Service

New

for the over 65’s

£9.77 Per Hour CRB Checked Carers

For a FREE assessment of your care needs or to receive your brochure call 01580 762244 or download at www.townandcountryhomecare.co.uk