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2-3 June 2012 Attractions include: Medieval reenactment Festival of transport - from steam to vintage Tug of war (teams welcome) Daring trial and mountain bike displays Dog show Real ale festival with old dairy Country show stalls Extreme Falconry Circus performers Air displays British lawnmower racing grand prix ...and so much more - an action packed weekend. Opening Times: Sat: 10.30am to dusk Sun: 10.30am to 5.00pm Adult day entry: £6.00 day pass or £10.00 for the weekend Children (5yrs - 14 yrs) and concessions: £3.00 day pass or £5.00 for the weekend Family ticket 2 adults + 2 children: £15.00 day pass or £25.00 for the weekend Free entry for children under 5 yrs

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Hi everyone, Spring is here and, as usual at this time of year, we have an abundance of bank holidays to enjoy! May also brings with it more community events so I hope you’re all keen to get involved out in that wonderful Spring sunshine.

A big thank you to all the readers that have contributed to Wit & Wisdom this month, I now have enough material to last for some time, so if your contribution hasn’t appeared yet just watch this space, but please be patient as the longer items are more tricky to piece together. Have a great month!

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For those of us hit by Spring Fever, the long weekends also provide time to clear out, clean up and declutter! I spent most of Easter weekend in our loft, attempting the long awaited clear out! It’s strange how this time of year inspires us in this way, but it feels so good when you achieve your goal, although it may be weeks before we are completely clear of all the hoarded items destined for either Ebay or the Charity Shop. I must admit it felt great when I viewed the new clean space I had created, the loft looked wonderful, the rest of the house is now a tip! I was a little disappointed though that I hadn’t discovered any hidden treasures that might improve my bank balance! The whole process was very therapeutic and far removed from sitting in front of a computer screen for days on end worrying about deadlines!

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The Garden Shed May

By Jo Arnell

f your late summer flowering plants get too top heavy and flop just as they get round to flowering, or you end up half heartedly trussing them up with string and broken bits of bamboo cane (always an attractive look), then this year I dare you to try the ‘Chelsea chop’. It is a pruning method that’s best done around the time of the Chelsea flower show. It does take some ruthlessness, as it requires cutting back healthy happy plants when it looks like that’s the last thing they need, but by trimming them back by half now, you’ll get sturdier, bushier plants at the end of the summer. It’s hard to do; it feels like you’re irreparably damaging the plants – and it doesn’t work with everything. Perennials that only flower once, like Peonies won’t like it at all if you prune them like this. It will work

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well with things like Sedums, Rudbeckias, Heleniums and Asters. Sedums are especially prone to splitting and flopping just as they start flowering. Save the bits you cut off – the cuttings will readily root and turn into new plants. You can encourage a repeat flowering of early summer perennials by cutting them hard back immediately after they’ve flowered – extreme dead-heading, if you like. Do this with Delphiniums, Lupins, Alchemilla mollis and Geraniums. Hard prune back to the base - the tall flower spikes of Lupins and Delphiniums start at ground level. And the Geraniums and Alchemilla will benefit from a severe haircut, so cut off most of the leaves too. Most will flower again later in the summer, with smaller blooms. The Alchemilla may not re-flower, but cut back most of the foliage and it will respond with a neat and tidy mound of nice fresh leaves. Jo Arnell runs Gardening workshops in Woodchurch 01233 861186 www.hornbrookmanor.co.uk

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Wonderful Windows They keep in the warmth and keep out prying eyes, but window treatments are much more than a purely practical addition to a room, says Katherine Sorrell

Curtains – where to start

The cheapest and most subtle option for hanging curtains is undoubtedly a plastic or metal track. Double tracks can be used to hang both nets and thicker curtains neatly, while triple tracks allow you to use flat panels, perhaps of different fabrics, which can be pulled back and forwards in different combinations depending on the effect you want or how much light you wish to allow in. The more decorative alternative is a curtain pole – perhaps in see-through acrylic, slender stainless steel or pale-painted wood – and with pretty finials on the ends. On narrow windows or dormers, portiere (or swing-arm) rods are an alternative to fixed poles, while for a modern effect you could use tension wire, fixed taut within the window opening.

Curtains – fabric and style Whether you prefer minimal panels or swathes of fabric, it is best to take into account the architecture and size of the room, and of the windows, before opting for a particular curtain style. Grander curtains tend to suit larger, period rooms, while simple curtains are often best suited to modern properties. The way in which a curtain hangs is determined by its heading, usually created by a tape which is sewn onto the back of the curtain and pulled to form gentle gathers, smart pleats or a variety of other shapes. For a less formal look, however, there are plenty of alternatives. Tab- and tietops are often found on ready-made curtains, though they can be ﬁddly to draw. Curtains can also be hung from a deep hem which is simply slid over a pole, from large eyelets punched in the top (this looks great hung from a tension wire), from clips (magnetic ones are easy to use) or even just from hooks. Curtains can be made from practically any fabric, depending on your budget. The heavier the fabric, the better it will hold a fold, though very heavy fabrics will be too bulky for smaller windows. Very light fabrics will tend to look

A simple roller blind can make a pretty addition to any room. Boho Chic roller blind, from The Fabric Box (0844 8118280; www.thefabricbox.co.uk). Prices from £66. ﬂoppy unless supported by a lining. Lining is, in fact, always a good idea, as it will not only help the fabric hang neatly, but also protect it from fading, dirt and condensation. Thermal linings help retain heat, and can be as effective as double glazing, while blackout lining also blocks out light and some noise.

Blinds Once considered something of a poor cousin to curtains, blinds are increasingly fashionable, offering a clean-lined look that is sophisticated and laid-back yet still pleasingly tactile. What’s more, they tend to be far cheaper, as they require much less fabric – just the size of the window opening, plus hems. There are different options to suit different styles of room, many of them easy to make yourself or inexpensive to buy off-the-shelf. A roller blind in a neutral colour will blend into the background in a modern, minimal space, or could be used in conjunction with ‘dress’ curtains (ﬁxed either side of the window) in a more formal room. Roman blinds pull up in lovely soft folds that give an attractive drape without going over the top, while fabric roll-up blinds which, literally, roll up

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from the bottom and tie in position, show off their reverse, thus offering an attractive combination of two fabrics. When choosing fabrics, mid-weight, not-too-textured fabrics tend to be best for blinds, which need to roll or fold easily against themselves.

Shutters They may not be the obvious choice, and they are almost always more expensive than blinds or simple curtains, but shutters are good-looking in an unfussy kind of way and suit both old and new properties. They’re also great for privacy, for blocking out sound and light and adding an extra layer of security. Depending on the conﬁguration of your window, shutters can be made as a single pair, bi-fold, tri-fold or whatever will ﬁt, either full-length, half-height (café style), or tier-ontier, rectangular, tapering or arched in shape, and either set within the reveal or folding back against the wall. The plainest, period-type shutters have a timber frame and a solid centre panel – they can be painted any colour and complement a Georgian or Victorian home extremely well. American shutters have louvres that tilt up and down, offering privacy but also letting in light. Alternatively, for a highly contemporary effect, it’s possible to have shutters made from sleek aluminium or funky acrylic, which comes in a range of gorgeous colours.

The secret of this Ninni Rund pair of ready made curtains from Ikea (0845 358 3363; ikea.co.uk), £49.99, is that they have both hidden tabs and a gathering tape at the top. by Katherine Sorrell

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Events May Romney Marsh Classic Bikejumble 10am Sunday 13th May 2012 Features: Large indoor and outdoor Bikejumble with new and used spares, bikes, clothing & accessories for sale. Free BikeMart display-to-sell area, for the public to sell complete machines. Motoball, 5-aside football, will be played by Hayes & Southall Motorcycle Club. Also included are catering and toilet facilities and free parking; plus disabled toilets & parking. Well-behaved dogs welcome. Venue: Marsh Road, Hamstreet, KENT TN26 2JD. (On the A2070 8 miles South of junction 10 of the M20) Gates Open 10 am and admission is £4 adults; £3 Seniors in receipt of state pension; kids under 16 free. Contact Details: 01797 344277 or www.elk-promotions.co.uk ELK Promotions, PO Box 85, New Romney TN28 9BE

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MotoBall is 5-a-side football on motorbikes the teams consist of 4 riders per side and the goalkeeper on foot. The ball is of standard football construction and is approx 18” in diameter. There is a semi circle around the goal that runs 2 meters either side of the goalmouth; no player is allowed in this area except the goalkeeper and referee. Each team has four riders plus the goalkeeper and one reserve player on the touchline. Only the four riders from each team are allowed on the pitch at any one time, substitutions can take place with the permission of the referee. The pitch is the size of a standard football pitch, which is completely fenced off from the public. The bikes are basic trail bikes with added safety precautions like covered chain guards both top and bottom, all sharp edges are removed and a small frame is fitted below the engine to reduce the ground clearance to prevent running the ball over. The sport was started after the first World war by British army dispatch riders. The sport grew

and there were many Teams competing in the UK and Europe but it has declined in recent years and Hayes & Southall Motorcycle Club are always looking for new members. Fri 18th May Psychic Supper Folkestone Christian Spiritualist Church Masonic Hall, Grace Hill, Folkestone. Doors open 7pm for 7.30pm start. Tickets £15 in advance contact Sue or Judy on 01303 875212.

ETVOS Clairvoyant Evening Dymchurch Village Hall, Orgarswick Ave, Dymchurch TN29 0NX.

22nd May Barry De Rose ETVOS has been in Dymchurch since 2007, and provides a service to the Spiritualist/Psychic community. None of the organisers or volunteers receive payment from the events. All proceeds go back into the charity. www. etvos.org.

Call To Artists - Discounted Membership The South East Open Studios annual event takes place next year from 1-17 June. Membership is open to all artists and makers in Kent and East Sussex and includes entry on the SEOS website and in the annual full colour printed guide. The membership fee is discounted to just £95 for all applications received before Christmas. Further details are available online at www.seos-art.org

St Mary’s Summer Prom Concerts 2012 Season St Mary the Virgin, St Mary in the Marsh Romney Marsh, Kent Friday 8th June, 7.30pm - Damien & Carla Friday 22nd June, 7.30pm - John Wright, Organ Recital Friday 6th July, 7.30pm - Fortuners Brass Quartet Friday 20th July, 7.30pm - Jazz Night, Peter Abbott & Co Friday 3rd August, 7.30pm - “Last Night of the Proms” Tickets includes interval refreshment £10 per concert (no concessions) or

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Neaves Tel: 01303 261876 Venue: Romney Marsh Day Centre, Rolfe Lane, New Romney.

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talking about New Romney Bowls Club with two of the counties best bowling greens. For those of you wanting to learn the game a coaching course starts in early May so now is the time to get your name down. Equipment loaned so no excuses! Phone Ann on 01797 364753.

Dymchurch Active Retirement Association (Synara) Meet first Tuesday of every month at the Bowery Hall Dymchurch Contact Kay Walker (Secretary) 01303 873542

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Slimming World Every Thursday at St.Nicholas Church of England Primary School, Infant Hall, Fairfield Road, New Romney. Free online support 24/7. £9.95 joining fee. Come along and join with 4 of your friends and each save £4.95. Contact Beverley Tel: 01303 237221

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COUNTRY FAYRE RUNNING RINGS ROUND THE OLYMPICS! Don’t miss out on seeing the Olympic torch! You may have been disappointed to find out that the Torch Relay is by-passing Romney Marsh, but thanks to the New Romney Country Fayre, you will get a chance to witness one of our very own torch bearers in action and see the torch for real! Graham Cooper, a member of the Country Fayre Committee, has been selected to carry the Olympic Torch on the route through Hythe. However, keen that New Romney shouldn’t miss out, he will also be taking part in the Country Fayre parade on Saturday 21st July, carrying the genuine Olympic torch. He will be accompanied by an ‘Olympic Entourage’ of over 60 pupils from schools across the Marsh, dressed in specially printed red, white and blue t-shirts to mark the occasion.

Rossetti: This entry level package costs just £10 The parade will culminate in the lighting of for the photo shoot the Country Fayre’s very own ‘Olympic Flame’ Millais: This mid range package costs £25 and in the main arena at 11.30 am, followed by the you receive a free 8” x 10” digital photograph official opening, which will be conducted by BBC Radio Kent’s Dominic King. Hunt: This top end package costs £90 and you receive a free A4 wooden framed canvas As this is a momentous year for the country If you would like to discuss this further please as a whole, the Country Fayre Committee wants the 2012 Fayre to be very special and contact them at gallerytwentyone@aol.com memorable for all. As well as a red, white and They also offer an ‘airbrushing’ service, they blue themed parade, those taking part will can airbrush you to your requirements, in plain also be given a commemorative medal to terms they can remove skin blemishes, spots, mark the Olympics and the Queen’s Diamond wrinkles, brighten eyes, darken lips, smooth Jubilee. Many of the arena performers are hair, lengthen legs, narrow waistlines, you name also working an Olympic theme into their it theye can do it! acts. This year’s programme features the For more details, or to discuss a photoshoot of Mini Marvels miniature horse display team your own, please contact Gallery twenty one. and the Red Wheelies, to name but a few. As well as this, children will also be given the www.gallerytwentyone.co.uk opportunity to take part in Olympic-themed races and the winners will be presented with medals. Anyone who would like to take part in the parade can find details at www. newromneycountryfayre.co.uk. The Committee are determined that this year’s parade will be the biggest and noisiest yet!

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Asparagus For those who’ve only ever considered asparagus as a luxurious accompaniment to a main course, it’s time to think again. This delicious recipe is simple to cook and the mild flavours of the mozzarella and eggs mean that the asparagus is still the star of the dish. Preheat the oven to 200°C/gas mark 6. Making sure the potatoes are clean first, boil them in salted water. Trim the asparagus, then cut the stems into 1cm slices leaving the spear as a piece about 8cm long. Add this all to the potato pan for the last 5 minutes of the cooking time. Drain everything and refresh in cold water. Thickly slice the potato.

Whisk together the eggs really well. Dice the mozzarella and add to the eggs along with 40g of the Parmesan, the parsley, potatoes and slices of asparagus. Season generously with sea salt and freshly ground pepper. Stir everything to coat with the egg. Lastly, gently stir through the spears.

Asparagus Frittata • 275g new potatoes • 450g asparagus • 5 large eggs • 200g buffalo mozzarella • 50g Parmesan, grated

Heat a 22cm diameter oven-proof deep frying pan along with the olive oil over a medium heat. Non-stick would be great, otherwise one which is naturally seasoned.

• 2 tbsp chopped ﬂat leaf parsley

Pour in the egg mixture making sure some of the spears are sitting at the top. Leave to cook for around 10 minutes until the edges are starting to firm up.

• Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper

Sprinkle over the last 10g of Parmesan and slide the frying pan in to the oven. Bake for 8-10 minutes until the frittata is golden and firm.

• 2 tbsp olive oil

Serves 4-6 Preperation time 10 minutes Cooking time 20 minutes

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