FEBRUARY 27, 2018 | VOLUME XCIX | ISSUE XXV KURT FUCKING BROWNING SINCE 1918
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NEWS
CULTURE
AMS Indigenous committee unlikely this year
OPINIONS
The Ponderosa Cake is out there...
“[Do I] just say, ‘Yo bro, choke me a bit?’”
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SCIENCE
SPORTS
Videos take down The T-Birds science’s ivory smash-or-pass this towers season’s playoffs
THE UBYSSEY
Choosing 'between groceries and rent' Hundreds of professors at UBC are struggling to simply pay their bills // Page 6