JANUARY 9, 2018 | VOLUME XCIX | ISSUE XIX ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT QUITTING SINCE 1918
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FEATURES
OPINIONS
SCIENCE
SPORTS
GAMES
A pasta-filled New York minute
Weed lube: What you didn’t know you needed
Trying to make those oil companies pay
Canada’s skating sweethearts are taking over UBC
Don’t worry kiddos, we still have the games page
THE UBYSSEY
WHERE’S OUR FALL READING BREAK? Bureaucratic indecision is creating a stalemate in the Senate. Is UBC giving students’ mental health the consideration it deserves?
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