Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
Huge shout out to me for remembering to eat my two fruit and five veg today. Just wondering if this hot new habit qualifies me to be a frontline health worker? I’m trying to get one of those vaccines everyone’s been going on about.
I’ve successfully convinced everyone that I’m some kind of hot mess express even though everything in my life is honestly going pretty well at the moment. Now I just cruise by while exceeding everyone’s expectations. “You’re feeling behind? I haven’t watched ANY of my lectures.”
Kind regards, Boost Juice Advocate
Sincerely, The girl who went to all of her lectures in person
Winner from the Con/Test
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