2010: Edition 11

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In This Issue News

Pink, Loud & Proud

The Green Revolution

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Opinions

Women are running the show in the bedroom ENTER THE CLOSET – RainbowSociety comes out during Pink Week on Jammie Plaza Pictures: garethsmit.com

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Features

8.5%: SRC wins fees battle Stephanie Venter FEES WILL increase by 8.5% across the board for 2011, UCT Council voted on Saturday 2 October. Both Vice-Chancellor Dr Max Price and SRC President Sizwe Mpofu-Walsh presented proposals to Council, which ratified the 8.5% increase in a close vote. The SRC’s proposal won by just one vote.

The proposal presented by Dr Price recommended a 10.5% tuition fee increase, with additional increases for the Commerce, Health Sciences, and Engineering and the Built Environment. The average increase would be 12% when these additional increases are considered.

Mpofu-Walsh presented the argument for an increase of between 6% and 8%, which would average to 9% when the SRC’s proposed faculty increases were considered.

The SRC accepted a compromise of an 8.5% increase, which was approved by Council.

Saturday’s vote brings to a close two and a half weeks of indecision

about the fee increase. Dr Price and Mpofu-Walsh first presented to a joint sitting of the University Strategy Forum (USF) and the University Financial Committee (UFC) on Friday 17 September, but no decision was reached.

The UFC agreed to an extraordinary sitting on Monday 20 September, where Dr Price presented a slightly altered proposal. Though the basic figures remained unchanged, the second proposal included a decision to increase international fees every second year instead of annually.

However, the extraordinary sitting of the UFC was still not able to reach a decision and the matter was taken to Council.

After Council’s acceptance of the basic increase of 8.5%, the average will be 9% considering individual faculty increases, according to Mpofu-Walsh.

The faculties of Commerce, Health Sciences, and Engineering and the Built Environment will receive individual increases of 2.5%, 2.5% and 1.5% respectively, on top of the basic 8.5% increase.

Commenting on this significant achievement of the 2010 SRC, Mpofu-Walsh said, “The result is a tremendous victory for students.

This is the first time that we have won on the fees issue since anyone can remember. What is more, we did not have to resort to protest action to do it.”

The Fees Revolution campaign, which includes a website and Facebook page, was devised as a backup plan to the SRC’s fees proposal in the event that their proposal was unfairly or unreasonably rejected. MpofuWalsh previously made it clear that the campaign would be an absolute last resort, adding that he felt the SRC’s proposal was being strongly considered by the university and that a fair decision would be reached.

Mpofu-Walsh was complimentary of the Vice-Chancellor’s handling of the matter, saying after the vote, “Homage must be paid to the entire SRC Fees Team and the Vice-Chancellor who, even though he did not support us, was the ultimate example of open and consultative leadership on the fees

issue.” A statement issued on the Fees Revolution website (www. feesrevolution.com) also thanked Council for being “sympathetic to the needs of students”, and Council chair Archbishop Njongonkhulu Ndungane for “restoring the faith of students in Council”.

The SRC has had a platform to present the student voice in the fee increase debate for many years, but this year’s SRC went about it differently by hiring two Masters Economics students to look into the issue of fees – which have seen double digit increases in the last two years. This action was born out of a desire to “be as good as management on the numbers side”, said Mpofu-Walsh. Their report determined, amongst other findings, that the university usually fails to take into account increases in student numbers each year and that it is coming to rely too heavily on student fees as a source of income.

Mpofu-Walsh also expressed a “sincere hope that next year’s SRC continues with the gains made by this year’s SRC”. The new SRC takes office on 1 November.

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Trimmed in green

UCT maintenance under fire Michelle October QUESTIONS regarding the standard of UCT maintenance have arisen from two incidents in recent weeks - the explosion of a chemistry laboratory in PD Hahn, and the entrapment of nine people in a lift in the Steve Biko Students’ Union for half an hour.

GETTING ATTENTION – The Green Police circle campus creating awareness.

Lyndall Thwaits GREEN Campus Initiative’s (GCI) bi-annual Green Week saw campus trimmed in green to promote more environmentally friendly lifestyles amongst students and staff.

The campaign ran from 20–24 September despite the miserable weather that interrupted some events.

With the theme, “It starts with a greener campus”, Green Week’s programme was designed to “emphasise positive action at the individual and local level”, according to a statement by GCI. This was done through a series of events and talks, and kicked off with the launch of UCT’s carpooling initiative, Ridelink, on Monday 20 September.

To showcase UCT’s commitment to the project, Vice-Chancellor

Dr Max Price, and Properties and Services head, John Critien, attended the launch of Ridelink and its designated parking lot.

Though the brainchild of GCI, Ridelink is now officially a UCTowned project.

Ridelink has received “overwhelming support” from the university, says project organiser Kimon de Greef, adding that it is viewed as the solution to the perpetual parking problem on campus. The P4 parking lot, next to the rugby fields, is now solely reserved for cars with multiple passengers.

The rest of the week included environmentally orientated talks and exhibitions, as well as film screenings at the Labia Theatre.

Tuesday’s talk entitled “A nuclearpowered South Africa: consumed by need?” focused on renewable energy sources, and dispelled the

Picture: michael.currin.co.za

myth that nuclear power is the best way forward.

Other events included the launch of the Green Pledge, a Green Living Expo and the “How many in a Beetle?” competition. The Green Pledge aims to encourage societies to “go green” by providing guidelines on running a more environmentally friendly organisation. Signatory societies will be “green-accredited”, and able to promote themselves as such.

The cause of the 2 September explosion at the PD Hahn laboratory has yet to be determined, and may not be the result of poor maintenance.

The laboratory in question was reserved for postgraduate students only. Head of the Chemistry department Professor Allan Rodgers stated that the cause of the fire had not yet been “fully identified”, and the chemistry department reported that they await “a formal report from the forensic specialists from the insurance company”.

According to Prof. Rodgers, the results of the investigation should be available the coming week.

PD Hahn is largely operational in the interim, with the exception of the one laboratory that was severely damaged. “Everything has been re-established, all operations in the department have been fully restored and students have been relocated,” says Prof.

Rodgers. Students in the building seemed at ease about the general working conditions, with one student reporting that “nothing’s affected us that much”.

The rain proved to be an obstacle to some events. “Unfortunately the weather was not on our side and sadly we had to cancel some of the activities due to the rain,” said GCI chairperson, Johanna Kallen. Highlights such as Jammie Thursday had to be cancelled as a result of the weather.

The second incident occurred on Wednesday 22 September in the lift in the Steve Biko Students’ Union. Nine people were stuck in the lift for half an hour as it continuously moved between floors while staff in the building called for help. The occupants were eventually freed by employees of Campus Café.

MAX ON SAX – VC Dr Max Price surprised the audience with a performance at the annual Vice-Chancellor’s Concert on Wednesday 29 September.

Picture: garethsmit.com

The lift in question – noted to be the only lift in a building housing the disabled students’ day house – is alleged to break down frequently. Department of Student Affairs Helpdesk Services Assistant, Trevor Davids, said that the lift breaks down at least twice a week,

adding that it “is the busiest lift on campus”. The lift frequently carries occupants from the third level to as high as the seventh level, and is widely used by students leaving the Food Court and headed towards the West Jammie Stop.

John Critien, head of UCT Properties and Services, stated that an emergency number is visible inside the lift for students to dial should they find themselves trapped in inside. The elevators are also equipped with an alarm bell that should be rung in such an event. However, according to Dr Ailsa Holloway (one of the nine most recently trapped in the lift) no cell phone reception is present, and no emergency phone has been provided. Trapped occupants must thus ring the alarm and rely on others to call for help.

General protocol dictates that students stuck inside a lift on campus should call the number displayed in the elevator, which will put them through to UCT’s helpdesk. The call is then logged at the helpdesk and the company that maintains the lifts (which is not based on campus) is called out.

Davids described this as a “bad situation”, noting that the sign indicating the weight restrictions of the lift has been removed, thus giving occupants no indication of the number of people safely carried at a time. He said such a sign would help with the problem, “If students know the size limit, they won’t get in”. Students stuck in a lift for a prolonged period are likely to get injured or suffer panic attacks whilst stuck in the lift, added Davids.

Many students are aware of dysfunctional lifts on campus.

One student said, “I need to get up, I have no option [but to use the lift]”. A member of the UCT staff said the issue is “just a matter of maintenance; proper mechanisms need to be put in place”.

However, the lift in the Steve Biko Building is a relatively new one according to Critien, who also said the matter will be investigated further.

Sorcerers of the Seventh Floor

Picture: Simone Millward

The 2010/11 SRC taking office on 1 November: President: Am anda Ngwen ya | Vice-President (External): Jessica Price Vice-President (Internal): Kathleen Taylor | Secretary-General: Sean Darge Deputy Secretary-General: Mark Schoem an | Treasurer: Aboobaker Kalla Academics Chair: Inshaaf Isaacs | Transformation: Lethu Shange Residences: Khan ya Gwaza | Day Houses: Kim Senogles Societies: Alex Spoor | Sports: Kodwa Cengimbo Health, Safety & Security: Vimbai Parrafin Entertainment & Fundraising: Ross Hare Media & Communications: Mike Ramothwala

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News Bites

ANC NGC: Zuma comes out strong, nationalisation tabled

LAYING DOWN THE LAW– President Zuma opens the NGC

Picture: S’bonelo Ngcobo for Independent Newspapers

First-year UCT student becomes SABC presenter

DURBAN – Despite prior speculation, President Jacob Zuma emerged from the third ANC National General Council (NGC) with his leadership firmly intact. Zuma opened and closed the conference, held from 20-24 September, with speeches addressing illdiscipline within the party and its leagues. The conference resolved to create an ANC Integrity Committee to curb corruption and greed within the party. Though the ANCYL was not able to persuade the NGC to adopt its nationalisation of mines policy as ANC policy, the conference agreed to investigate the proposal.

A significant portion of the conference was also dedicated to discussion of the controversial Media Appeals Tribunal proposal.

UCT student believed to be drowned LLANDUDNO – A 25-year-old UCT student in his final year of electrical engineering is believed to have drowned at Logi Bay. Mndeni Hlatswayo was sitting on the rocks on Friday 24 September and was likely washed out to sea by rough seas. Police have opened an inquest docket and appealed to anyone with information to call the Hout Bay police or the Flying Squad at 10111.

Pressure on UJ to break BGU ties JOHANNESBURG – Academics around the country have signed a petition calling on the University of Johannesburg to break its partnership with Israel’s Ben-Gurion University (BGU). This comes after it was found that BGU supported the Israeli Defence Force which was complicit in the Israeli occupation. On Wednesday 29 September UJ’s highest academic body voted to conditionally end the university’s decades-long relationship with BGU.

Hout Bay riots cause chaos HOUT BAY – Residents and police in Hout Bay recently came to blows over the removal of informal settlements. Residents were evicted from illegal structures built on land that posed a danger to their safety. Violence erupted and incidents of injury were reported. Tensions are running high between residents and Premier Helen Zille, who has repeatedly asked residents to remove their structures.

The winners – (from left) Kedibone Mohlala and Danilo Acquisto.

Stephanie Venter FIRST-year UCT Bachelor of Arts student, Danilo Acquisto, is one of two students to win a position as a presenter for SABC 2’s youth show Hectic Nine-9. The competition to find new presenters for the show saw viewers given the choice to vote for ten candidates, who eventually became the top five, and finally the two winners.

Acquisto and co-winner Kedibone Mohlala – a 21-yearold student at the Cape Peninsula University of Technology – were announced in a live show on 6 September. A flagship of SABC’s qBase28, the programme is a live magazine show aimed at teens and tweens and airs weekdays at 4pm on SABC 2.

Acquisto said he was “excited” about the opportunity the show

provides him to “grow and expose South Africa and its local talent”.

Describing himself as proudly South African, Acquisto said his main aim for his new position in the limelight is to do just this.

The audience-driven nature of the show allows for this, says Acquisto, adding that the production team and presenters’ constant interaction with fans on Twitter and Facebook keeps the show in touch with its audience and allows them to determine the content seen on-screen. Presenters are required to keep updated blogs, Facebook, and Twitter pages to maintain a relationship with the audience.

Fans’ suggestions on the pages are considered when determining the content of the show.

Picture: Max Mogale

“into the media” but came into the opportunity almost by accident.

Open auditions were held across tertiary campuses in Cape Town, but having been involved with UCT Radio, Acquisto was approached and asked to consider auditioning.

Having no previous experience in front of the camera did not present a problem for Acquisto. His first time in front of the camera as a presenter was “glamorous”, he says, adding that preparations for the half-hour show were intense and took far longer than the duration of the show itself. Having experience in the theatre, Acquisto felt that being in front of a camera was far less nerve-wracking than performing on stage, due to there being no visible audience.

The show is an opportunity for personal development as well, says Acquisto, who has always been

UCT Occupational Therapy students teach life skills Pasqua Heard THE LAVENDER Hill Holiday Club Programme, a project of six UCT fourth-year Occupational Therapy (OT) students, took place last week on 28 and 29 September at Levana Primary School. Close to 150 primary school learners aged 10 - 13 attended the programme, which was set up in collaboration with the non-profit organisation, Facing Up. Excitement was in the air when local soccer player Musa Otieno attended the programme on the first day and gave a talk to the learners on how to achieve one’s dreams.

An interactive session between learners and Otieno followed in which Otieno taught the learners ball skills. According to Nikki Smit, one of the UCT OT students involved in the programme, meeting Otieno was “the highlight of the learners’ day”.

The programme was open to learners from Levana Primary, Hillwood Primary, and Zerilda

Park Primary schools, and aimed to encourage the learners to adopt healthy lifestyles and learn skills through sport participation. Other skill-building activities included soccer practice and a clean-up of the grounds.

to them”. This programme was developed as part of the practical course that UCT OT students

complete for their degree. This course requires UCT OT students to complete a total of 1 000 hours

of community service over the period of their degree.

A considerable amount of sponsorship was received for this programme, with Facing Up being the primary sponsor. Facing Up is run by occupational therapists who seek to introduce healthy skills to learners in Lavender Hill, a place where learners are often subjected to high rates of unemployment, abuse, and gang violence. Other sponsored prizes included prizes for the learners donated by Kfm, food from Spar in Tokai, and goods from both Alpha Pharmacy and Spur. The Interact Committee at Rustenburg Girl’s High School held a cake sale to raise money and donated R700.

At the end of the programme, Smit said she felt it “ran smoothly; the learners were engaging in the activities and they were meaningful

KIDS PLAYING BALL – Learners practice their soccer skills during a holiday programme organised by UCT students.

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Editorial

VARSITY NEWSPAPER BLOGS

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Trust & Believe

I saw a friend yesterday. He and I see each other quite often. We’ve shared drinks, food, conversation.

We’ve partied together, laughed together – we’ve even done a few laps on the old Need for Speed track. (Stay away from Xbox during exams.) I saw my friend yesterday. But he didn’t say hi. He didn’t stop to ask how I was. Most likely, he could have – it was meridian, and I know he’s free during meridian on Mondays. But that didn’t bother me.

What bothered me is that he didn’t even wave. He saw me – we made prolonged eye contact – yet he didn’t even wave.

I wore pink overalls yesterday. And my friend couldn’t even wave hello because I wore pink overalls yesterday. Maybe he didn’t want to be confronted with so much “gay” in the middle of the day, and in front of hundreds of students walking around on plaza. Cool, but that’s not the point. You don’t have to acknowledge my presence. What I want you to acknowledge is the horrors that still occur in our enlightened world. And if I have to wear a pink overall to say that gratuitous violence against any group is deplorable – if I have to dye my hair pink and ooze rainbows out of my pores – then so be it.

So, wave, or don’t wave. But trust and believe: I’ll wear pink until Lindsay’s out of rehab if that’s what it takes to erase the hate.

NKOSIYATI KHUMALO is the Deputy Editor of VARSITY newspaper.

It’s nearing that time again - the end of the year chaos, when everyone just wishes for the summer holidays to come faster. Everyone’s feeling a little worn out and stressed – assignments, essays, tests, projects, and then the hurdle of exams. And with VARSITY being my new “thief of time”, I’ve lost the plot a little. Sigh.

Feeling Inspired

To counter this, I’ve had to find some inspiration to keep me going. And I’ve come to realise it’s the small things that really inspire me. For instance, during a crazy sprint across campus, I took a moment on Jammie stairs (literally one minute) to BREATHE and savour the view – this inspired me to keep on going, and reminded me that if I’m two minutes late for a tut, it’s not the end of the world as we know it.

Peace, harmony, love.

Need some inpiration? Check out heartandstar.co.za & muandme.net

CANDICE NEWTON is the Copy Editor of VARSITY newspaper.

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2010 collective

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I am the editor of one of the best student newspapers, soon to be the best student newspaper in South Africa, and more precisely the best student newspaper in Africa (since we are the best university the on the continent). However, when I first arrived in here 2006 I never thought I would end up in VARSITY, let alone the editor – seriously, I was registered for Actuarial Science!

I had big dreams of being an actuary, the sad thing is, I didn’t and still don’t really know what actuarial science is, all I do know is it isn’t for me. I battled with the idea that there could be life after MAM2000W and STA2004F, and that even if I had never ever failed a test in my entire life there was a first time for everything. I have now learnt that smart people can fail, and I’ve floated around campus ever since in search of what was meant to be my path.

It is now 2010, and every time someone (usually a humanities student or worse, a law student), asks me how, as business science student, I can write, I assure them that for as long as they can count to 10 all is well with the world. I’m still smart but I stopped letting a subject or degree define my existence. Similarly, I will not let my position as editor define me in October 2011 when I hand over the reigns to some young Varsityling. It’ll be hard to let go of such prestige and just be myself but I think the consequences are far worse.

I overheard a fourth-year in conversation, highlighting that he was Head Boy of Bishops in his hay-day. And I thought, how sad is it that? At 22 years of age the best thing that you can say about yourself is something that happened four years ago (or even a year ago).

And what is even sadder is a 22 year old who cries in outrage, “Do you know who I am?!”

Then when you repeat their name, they look at you wide-eyed with such astonishment, and regurgitate their CV - as if you care. Those who walk around threatening people with their SRC status or their presidency really put themselves in a tight spot. In the end, you either whore yourself to any organisation that will take you because you are so desperate to have your name on committee list, or you become the has-been that everyone sympathises with because your self-worth was in a title. If at any point you start giving the “Do you know who I am” speech, you are pathetic. We quickly forget that you can easily go from hero to zero - just look at Thabo Mbeki, president one day and the forgotten old man the next, it’s sad but it happens!

I can’t predict what you will think or say about me; I can only hope that I do this job justice, and that I grow as a person. And most of all, I hope that in my last editorial for next year I can proudly state the following: I have been on an interesting journey, I have pissed off a reasonable amount of people and in doing so I have learnt at least 15 new ways to swear politely in emails, I have learnt the art of confrontation and negotiations, and I have re-invented the notion behind passive-aggressive. VARSITY gives a voice to those that don’t have one - we report factual objective news affecting the student body at large.

For this edition and term, I was inspired by little moments of happiness. My top four are: Lemon Meringues from Cocoa Wah Wah, an adorable coffee mug from hubbie, and awesome stationary from Heart and Star, and Mü and Me! So during this period of insanity, take time out for the little things and keep yourself inspired. No-one likes a burnt out friend!

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“Do you know who I am?!”

After 12 months, I am tired. I am so exhausted by the all the meetings that UCT student governance has thrust upon me, the worst being Student Assembly and all its bureaucracy.

Most importantly, I am tired because the 2011 collective worked me to the bone; their persistent need to serve the UCT student body and take the standard of student journalism to another level, has made me their slave. They held me accountable for all the promises I made and they inspired to be the best leader I could be. I have grown to be cocky when necessary, but humility has slapped me in the face a couple of times, and I have realised that I am no better than anyone else. I will be graduating end-2011, and I will miss UCT and all my friends, but most of all I will miss seeing people ready to grab a copy of VARSITY because it was just so damn good!

Now that I have been through my future nostalgia and given you my moral lesson of the day, I would like to applaud and bid farewell to the 2010 collective. On page 10 you will see the faces behind the newspaper, the people who dedicated their year to making Varsity what it is, they have done an impeccable job and will be sorely missed. Many are graduating and will see whether they can get some money out of their UCT degree. Now the rest of us have been left with big shoes to fill… but lucky for me, I’m a size eight!

Ciao,

Nyasha

Nyasha kadandara is the Editor-in-Cheif of VARSITY newspaper.

VARSITY would like to wish all our readers good luck for the upcoming exams! We hope you pass marvelously, have happy holidays and come back in one piece in 2011!

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Opinions

Speak Easy

Tiffany Mugo

Time to dance to the beat of a new drum

this fine art of “opinions writing”.

This column has been christened Speak Easy. For those of you who don’t know what a “speak easy” is here goes. During the Prohibition era (when booze was banned in the US) it was a place where you could find a cheap and illegal whiskey on the rocks and essentially… speak easy. And the liquor was usually brewed in the basement.

That is the essence of this section.

It’s a place where one and all can speak freely… and maybe get into something illegal.

ARMchair journalism. That’s what opinions is often referred to.

Just ‘cause we don’t go out and ask people obscene questions, we suddenly aren’t working hard, but alas I am here to prove we do. Opinions are the crème de la crème because we can churn out gold whilst sitting cross-legged on our beds listening to Damien Marley’s “Beautiful”. We need not go out searching for the story.

We are the story.

On that note I am happy to announce that in this fair university I am now custodian of

So the powers that be have spoken and I am now the Opinions editor so the question remains – how can I run this to the best of my ability?

I have decided to go with a scheme that has served me well the past 22 years of my life: the chaos theory.

It works like this: wander through life grabbing what goodness you can and try not to step in any dog crap along the way. So that is how this section will run. Sex, politics, religion. Anything and everything goes, except crap. I refuse to print rubbish in this section. That is the one rule. If you have an opinion, word it like you are getting a world-class education and we will get on famously.

So now that I have laid down the house rules I seem to still have about 350 words to play with. I figure now would be a good time to give you a dose of feminism (an ode to certain people in my life) and state that I am loving the smell of early morning perfume and estrogen that now envelops levels five and seven. Between SHAWCO, RAG, Ubunye, SRC and VARSITY, our Steve Biko resembles a land in Greek mythology ruled by the Amazons – an all-female nation of warriors.

These wonder women could do battle (during which they would capture male hostages for twiceyearly coitus) and get a deer stew on the table by dinner. The rumor is that in that land the women in charge got their pick of both male and female lovers. My question, as editor of the Opinions section, is would I be privy to the same privileges? I certainly hope so. My word to you modern day Amazons is guard our fair city / university well. And please, please, please don’t give the men the opportunity to say, “I told you so”.

also goes to the VARSITY editorial team which is fully female (barring Yati who is Deputy Editor and Berndt who is my superb Deputy).

Opinions, Features, News and even Sports are headed up by women and one can only hope that we don’t sync up or else production week will resemble Clash of the Titans meets 300.

(Please note: I can make this joke because I am a woman. No man may make this or any other “time of the month” joke. The same way white people aren’t really allowed to make black jokes unless they

are extremely close to at least one black person. It’s a right one earns from being on the inside.)

So all in all, it is as the title says, time to move to the beat of a new drum. My drum. So move to the rhythm. Sway side to side. Take off your shirt if you want to. As I said before, anything goes in this little section of mine. Thank you Sarah Jackson; you are, and always will be, my mentor and I hope I do you proud. So boys and girls lets have some fun. Welcome to Speak Easy; may I take your order?

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The Varsity Opinions section is a vehicle for expression on any topic by members of the university community or other interested parties. The opinions within this section are not necessarily those of the Varsity Collective or its advertisers.

The Opinions Editor expressly reserves the right to edit or shorten letters. Letters should include the name and telephone number of the writer, and must be received by 17h00 on the Wednesday before publication. They should not exceed 350 words, and will not be published under a pseudonym, or anonymously.

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This advice strangely enough

The Catholic Church: Gaga. ‘Nuff said.

Moral compass or bad example?

Berndt Hannweg “DO AS I say, not as I do,” the warning from a bad parent to an unruly offspring. This statement is hypocrisy in its purest form. I will hold you up to a higher standard than that to which I hold myself.

Why? Well, because, that’s why.

I am an atheist. I believe that there is no guiding force to our lives, except that which we give ourselves. So, if this offends you (though I find it hard to imagine why it should), feel free to turn your blinkers to the next page.

As a result of this, I believe that morals, the little laws that govern the way our society views good and evil, are what we agree they are. Helping the poor, the sick and the weak is “good”. Killing someone because of their religion and sexually molesting children is “evil”.

I would call the uprising against the recent Catholic Church sex scandal fortuitous, because it has allowed the world to assess possibly the world’s most powerful organization. For a long time, religion has been labeled taboo, an issue which cannot be criticized for a multitude of reasons. And while there are thousands of different churches and denominations, it is, ironically, the “original” which

is now floundering in spectacular fashion.

Christians hold priests up to a higher code, just as non-Christians believe that those in a position of power (for example, in religious guidance) have a duty to treat such trust with care. So when a spokesperson for the Vatican can announce “somewhere between 1.5% and 5% of the Catholic clergy has been involved in sexual abuse cases”, it’s a wonder that they still have many parishioners left. Between one and five in a 100? Admittedly, those are only allegations, some of which have gone on to be disproved, but those are still not odds I would like to take.

As such a powerful part of many people’s lives – acts of child molestation, profligate spending, and wanton disregard for the very laws it upholds – should and do make people angry. Witness the outcry earlier this year, when a priest in the US embezzled $1.3 million and spent it on fancy clothes and male escorts.

Witness too the Church’s attitude towards homosexuals. And to birth control. And to abortion.

The Catholic Church has become a stodgy relic of the morals of yesteryear. Why should it be that because a man loves another

man, they are both inherently unclean and evil? Why should a rape victim be forced to carry her attacker’s child? And most of all, why is it that society needs to rely on the myriad interpretations of a book more than a thousand years old in order to know what is wrong and right?

Are we saying that, without a regular sermon from our priest, we would all go on a rampage of death and destruction? Or, as civilized human beings, would we continue to be thinking, feeling creatures who do not set out to cause others harm?

I believe that the Catholic Church is a house of cards, propped up more and more by its members than by its doctrine. We see and hear daily the proof that, if there is one thing the Catholic Church has become good at over the years, is hiding the dalliances of its members. The church casually, and blatantly, commits hatespeech when it condemns those who do not fit its divine image.

And while it constantly trims back and “reinterprets” those laws which make no sense in a modern world (stoning adulterers, anyone?), as a moral guide, we stand to learn more from each other’s standards than from those priests who seemingly cannot uphold their own.

Inanity Inc. – Is Lady Gaga crazy or are we?

Michelle October LADY Gaga’s meat dress, worn at the recent Video Music Awards (VMAs), has sparked debate as to whether or not Lady Gaga is for real. Is it humanly possible to be that ridiculous without losing your sanity? A recent biography by award-winning journalist Maureen Callahan entitled Poker Face: The Rise and Rise of Lady Gaga revealed Lady Gaga to be manic depressive and fragile. She has even described herself to be “delusionally ambitious”. The question still remains however: Is Lady Gaga to be taken seriously?

The answer is no. You’re not supposed to take any Hollywood star seriously.

In a world where our household celebrities are merely models of the ideal person – a blueprint in the construction of the perfect human – we all know that 99.99 % of Hollywood stars can’t do jack.

Rihanna sounds like a cat that inhaled helium, and the ugly truth is that good music is dead. It was killed by “the man” who insists we walk around with glazed eyes reflecting the latest Beyoncé music video, and ears buzzing with the sound of the latest robotic track beating in our ears.

Akon seems to find Gaga’s persona amusing, describing his decision to sign her to his record

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label as a matter of chance and saying, “I’m glad I believed in her, boy”. With her outrageous outfits and ridiculous music video sets, it’s hard to imagine why anyone would go through so much effort just to look that stupid. All her profits are pumped into her artistic music videos and outfits. Her Monster Ball Tour ran at a loss of $4 million, with $800 000 spent on one stage, and a further $100 000 spent on a giant bathtub, which means Gaga is not in this for the money. She’s in it for the fame, and she’s definitely getting it. Up to 90 000 people view her videos, and comments about them on YouTube range from her sublime artistic vision to Gaga supporting gay rights in the music video “Alejandro”.

Lady Gaga might be crazy, but in my opinion she’s doing something that someone should have done a long time ago. She’s making art; a living parody of the Hollywood system and contradictions thereof.

That she is making money out of it is sick and laughable at the same time. According to an interview with Cosmopolitan in May, Gaga told her ex-boyfriend, “Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the f&$%!* deli without hearing or seeing me.” And she’s done just that.

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‘Basically, I want to be on you’– a female mating call Wikimedia Commons

Nicola Lazenby SO LET’S undress a previously conservative fact: girls love sex just as much as boys do. They do. A lot of girls seem to feel embarrassed about this. It’s not exactly something everyone will advertise. This is potentially because of that boring assumption that a girl can only ever be a virgin, or a whore. Lame. We are long past the days of Chaucer and his limiting classifications for women. If you don’t know who Chaucer is, get thee hence to the library dudes. Dead poets (and Morrissey) get people laid all the time.

Women are realising their agency as sexual beings, “fantasizers”, initiators, the ones on top (or on the bottom, or against the wall, whatever you’re in to), and avid masturbators. Yes, I said masturbators. Girls masturbate.

It’s normal, it’s healthy, it feels good, and it won’t give you a STD or get you pregnant. What’s interesting today is that sex for girls is not just about pleasing their sexual partners anymore (see the 1950s housewife). Females are increasingly owning their sexual desires and needs as their own, positioning themselves not merely as an object of desire to be utilised, but an equal participant

I like this whole vibe of breaking the virgin / whore archetype.

Maybe it exists because there is the misconception that boys have to work harder than girls at getting action, so therefore a girl who looks for a lil’ summin’-summin’ is easy. But it’s hard for everyone out there, whether you’re slurring into someone’s ear at Tiger, or having to cross the awkward chasm between car seats for a lunge, rejection feels the same everywhere.

‘My body on your body’ – Women are getting what they want! in something that brings mutual pleasure and release. Well, hopefully.

As always, there is the other side of the condom wrapper. It is dangerous to suggest that women

in general are sexual predators.

Just because we are all human and like sex, doesn’t mean we are always looking for it. The suggestion that women all want to be sexually satisfied and go out actively in search of sex has been

The nationalisation of minds THE CURRENT economic situation in South Africa, where the disparity between the haves and have-nots can be seen by a casual outing to Mzoli’s on a Sunday, warrants a look into the current national debate about whether the minds of the nation should be nationalised. It is a tense debate and it has pulled in commentary and criticism from all spheres of the South African social spectrum. Despite the incessant debates in and out of Parliament, Luthuli House, Zille’s apartments and any other places where minds are actually absent, the debate is no closer to settlement.

Supporters for the nationalisation process as well as its opponents both provide powerful and persuasive arguments. Those in favour say that national resources, especially those predicated along racial lines, must be given over for public administration for the common good. Not a bad statement to make. The government is entrusted to handle the affairs of the people that it governs in a fair and even manner. In South Africa this mandate is especially important given the country’s history, its dubious present but undoubtedly bright future.

Nationalisation, with respect to the minds, is an essential process for the transformative goals of the Constitution and the greater social project called the “Rainbow Nation” that has been in progress since 1994. For its national success, it kind of makes sense that people argue that only an entity as large as the government can effectively control and administer it.

Those who do not want to hand over the minds state that the commercial fabric of the country would be ruined; nationalisation historically has not produced the most stable or most efficient industries. With the recession set to continue and with a serious lack of accomplished and qualified administrators, the envisioned nationalisation process is too

Changing topic – A change in the national agenda is perhaps what the country needs. quick and not well thought out.

In addition to this, there is also the palpable fear that giving over the minds to the government is too much – they already control everything, the minds are the only thing left. Both sides have a point.

The problem, though, is that no one wants to get stuck with each other’s.

A large proportion of South Africa though, has not caught up with debate. Partly because people do not completely grasp what the subject matter is, and what the consequences of either of the paths suggested as possible solutions entail. To make things clearer and more precise than UCT administration and half of the SRC-elects goals (or lack thereof), it would perhaps be good at this juncture to state exactly what is at stake: the minds that have been historically controlled and exploited along racial lines. These deep and rich resources have been generating wealth to a skewed perspective that is no longer tolerable, not only in South Africa but on the larger African platform.

To put it bluntly, the resources of the country, particularly the minds, are still operating in the same way that they did in Apartheid – destructively, selfishly and always

Women, there is nothing wrong /impure/disrespectful/immoral about acknowledging and owning your sexuality. As long as you’re safe and it’s consensual, you can have whatever kind of sex you want. It doesn’t make you deviant,

sordid, or disgusting. It doesn’t mean that sex doesn’t mean anything to you, necessarily. It doesn’t mean that people who “wait” are better or worse than you. Different people have different boundaries, and different concepts of intimacy. Special sex is special, “just sex” is “just sex”, and there’s a whole lot in between.

Make sure you know what kind you’re having and things will probably work out for you.

“Women are ... avid masturbators. Yes, I said masturbators.”

If I had a boyfriend all the time, I would sleep with him. But I don’t, and I still have sexual needs, so if I were to choose to walk up to a guy and say, “Basically, I want to be on you”, that’s fine. Doesn’t mean it’ll work, but hey. Safe sex is obviously ideal, and it’s got to count for something that students are the only breed of people who would willingly draw blood from their bodies for a free HIV bracelet. It is fine, slip-ups do happen, but warts and rashes are not “Ayoba”. Nobody wants that.

Respect yourself. Get an Aids test and use a condom. Happy orgasms.

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used as an excuse for rape much too often (and this is only dealing with heterosexual sex and rape). It has been used to suggest that even when a woman says, “No”, that’s not what she really wants. Let’s not be naive – she may want sex, but not from anyone and everyone, and not all the time. Deflate that ego. A “no” means no: as in, “I’m not keen for your vibe”, “Dude, you’re actually a ming-dog”, “I do not want to touch you on your studio”, “Vat jou goed en trek”, “I do not want to voulez-vous-coucheavec-moi you”. Clearly my French is not going to get me laid, either.

propagating the racial divisions in the country.

If there is a juncture in history at which this issue must be addressed, it is now. Though democracy was successfully achieved in 1994, the transformation that was supposed to come with it has been painfully slow. Little, and next to nothing, has been achieved on the economic platform, barring the odd economic policy that allows you to park a black 7-series BMW outside Mzoli’s.

In the political sphere, talk is still tainted with bitterness and the fear that the other side wants to take over; the majority is scared of the hungry hounds barking at heels and the minority is scared of marginalisation. The debate is all but squashed in places of education and even in UCT, where the elite of South Africa meet to study, the conversation is driven by individualistic goals and the fear of candid speech.

The nationalisation, or rather the transformation of minds, is without a doubt something that needs to be addressed. The present is informed by the past, and the future we steer to will ultimately be informed by the decisions that we make... now.

Alex Tarr ONE OF the most basic choices economic bodies have to make is between efficiency and equality. It’s true for individuals, companies, sports teams, and especially governments. It’s a central difference between capitalism and communism, one seeks to maximise profit and efficiency, while the other chooses instead to compromise on profit, as long as the profit that exists is equally shared.

In terms of governments this dichotomy is especially relevant as two major tasks assigned to them are representing the interests of all their citizens (not just the rich ones) and improving the economy as best they can.

The problem is that these two tasks are often opposed to each other and no matter how clever the government is, at some stage they usually have to choose between equality and efficiency.

In African countries it often isn’t much of a choice. Considering the policies of many colonial or apartheid-like regimes that discounted the rights of many in exchange for the interests of a few, states like South Africa have no alternative but to side with equality every time (at least in theory). Failure to do so results in strikes, protests and even military coups. This article isn’t about me being elitist and preaching about how the ignorant masses should bite the bullet and let the government do what’s in the greater good (I like to save fascism for weekends). Instead I’m considering how the trend of equality is likely to continue.

As it stands the Constitution rightly prohibits discrimination on the basis of both sex and race.

But if I were asked to pick a unisex rugby team I would choose the biggest, strongest, fastest people I could find. And I would inadvertently be guilty of gross discrimination because there

would not be a single woman on that team. If I were to choose the CEO of a company I’d go for the best educated, most skilled and most experienced person I could find. And it is an unfortunate truth that that person would have a very high chance of being not only male but white. Neither decision should be criticised but in African countries these sorts of decisions often are. Helen Zille’s provincial cabinet didn’t have enough women on it and Alistair Coetzee’s rugby team (Western Province) doesn’t have enough coloured people. Both people accused of discriminating against their own demographic. At what point does being discerning become just another form of discrimination?

I am of the staunch opinion that students should only be accepted as candidates for the SRC if they have a GPA of a certain standard, say 60%. But this would exclude a great deal of students that come from under-privileged schools and backgrounds. Too often this is synonymous with discrimination on the basis of colour and therefore it cannot be allowed. But the pursuit of equality means that our student body has to compromise on efficiency. In other words, we have been deprived of our right to discriminate on the basis of quality as have businesses, sports teams and government bodies around the country.

It would take someone braver than me to argue in VARSITY newspaper against equality. All I’m trying to say is that treating everyone equally doesn’t make them equal. Equality would employ on the basis of quality and coincidentally having an even split of sexes and races.

If both UCT and South Africa continue to neglect efficiency in exchange for nothing more than fake equality, we will gain neither and lose both.

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Unbe-WEAVE-able Thato Mabudusha THERE exists a phenomenon in which a black girl’s hair is capable of growing 15 to 30 centimetres overnight. Fungi weaveitis, they call it. With this new hair comes a newfound buoyancy, a certain confidence and a few extra glances from members of the opposite sex. Scientists have tried to find answers, but to no avail…

We’ve come to a juncture in history where not having a weave is frowned upon in “hip”, pseudoAfrican-American circles. If you don’t know what a weave is, I think it's best that you stop reading this article. Or perhaps go to Jammie Stairs where you’re bound to see at least ten, silky, shiny weaves in the space of 15 minutes there.

Just a thought.

The world has seen the evolution of the weave in monstrous fashion. Not so long ago, the only thing African women were doing to their hair was a simple process called relaxing. Relaxing one’s hair (oh, the irony) entails adding hefty doses of caustic sodium hydroxide to the scalp, combing out the hair with a finetoothed comb, then marinating the scalp with sodium hydroxide in a torturous fashion to achieve silky

straight hair. Bliss…

These days, relaxing your hair is the equivalent of buying a thirdhand, once-red Uno with failing brakes and a strange smell that never goes away, when a Rolls Royce is readily available. I will probably get exiled from the community of beweavers for disclosing such confidential information, but I must inform the masses.

Weaving is an intricate process.

The first step involves the purchasing of plastic fibre hair, 100% human hair, superior Indian hair, or Brazilian hair, depending on your budget and your dealer.

Next is the plaiting of one’s own hair, and then the subsequent sewing of the weave fibre onto the head of the recipient. Although it may sound excruciatingly painful, it’s mildly tolerable and only requires four to five hours of one’s time.

Never having had a weave, I cannot vouch for nor condemn them, yet the international debate rages on. Many ask, “Why should black women be ashamed of their hair and cover it up with other people’s hair so they look less like themselves and more like others?” Many more wonder if it doesn’t perhaps speak of a deeper,

underlying issue in black society?

Pundits on the supporting end articulate that hair is a superficial characteristic of a person and as such it shouldn’t actually matter what people do with theirs – it’s simply an extension (do excuse the pun) of their personalities.

Others quote India Arie’s “I Am Not My Hair” anthem. Some feel that looking like Beyoncé or Nia Long beats having coarse hair that sounds like someone taking a bite of a particularly crispy apple when combed.

The subject of hair has always been and will continue to be a sensitive issue for many women, not just the melanin-enriched ladies. Whether it’s an issue of self-esteem, pride in ethnicity (or a lack thereof) or a simple desire to look better, no one really knows.

What we do know, however, is that no matter the way we look or dress, we should walk with full confidence of who we are, never seeking affirmation in that which is superficial. If you do have a weave, you paid a ridiculous amount of money for it, so own it – even if it really does belong to Fatima.

“How’s your vagina, bru?”

Nicola Lazenby and Brittany EverittPenhale A FEW weeks ago it was Women’s Day, where women were honoured with a month of DSTV chick flick marathons, Facebook shout-outs and commemorative marches to Parliament. This is all very nice, and I don’t scorn the gesture or the fact that the day exists, but women in our country still bear the brunt of poverty and lack of education.

I will start celebrating Women’s Day when we start talking about the real issues women face.

I had dinner with two friends, Bob and Ben. Another boy, Jack, who I hadn’t met before, joined us later. After chatting for a while, Bob mentioned how he felt like having an early night.

Newcomer Jack responded to Bob with a witty, “Ah, what, you fading hey? How’s your vagina, bru? Where do you keep your ovaries?” Everyone laughed, and Bob leaned over to me, put his hands over my ovaries and said, “Right here.”

There are three things that happened here: One: Since when is it considered an insult to call someone a woman, or more specifically, to suggest a man is feminine in some way? To insult someone like this is to suggest that it is bad to be a woman. Besides Jack’s offensive language, it also harbours the problematic assumption of male authority, which all too often goes undetected and unchallenged.

This assumption lies in the language we use every day.

Two: Jack was just joking.

Nowadays however, the belittlement of women is often done in jest. This means that it is difficult to challenge this kind of language and reference to women without looking like a highly strung feminist who can’t take a joke. So do I let it slide, or join in, becoming complicit in my own belittlement? Do I start inter-sex mud-slinging? I don’t feel like these options are productive.

Now you see it now you don’t – In a few hours one is able to go from near-bald to Rapunzel.

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Three: Possibly the most serious issue was that none of the other boys had a problem with Jack’s language. Even once

I had made Jack aware that I was unhappy about the reference he was making to women, the behaviour only intensified. My own friends, instead of stepping up and telling their friend he was being inappropriate, joined in the joke to “break the tension” and placate me. They saw my behaviour, not Jack’s, as being problematic.

I understand that the question of male roles complicates the situation. Men are under pressure to be the “man” from the beer adverts AND be chivalrous and protective. This question does not remove the shared responsibility men must take up in ensuring women are treated equally and fairly. It starts in the way we talk about women. Women’s rights are still an issue. Yes, I also cringe at the lame, outdated language we have to use to talk about it: “oppression”, “inequality”, “women’s rights”, “disrespect”.

How do I explain how I feel as a woman without being asked, “So, you’re a feminist then?” I believe women should be treated as fairly and equally as men.

And if that makes me a feminist, yes, I’m a feminist. As far as I’m concerned that means we should all be feminists.

Taking a stand is difficult.

When women seek equal treatment they are often seen as aggressive, unattractive, threatening, sometimes labelled as lesbians (another term, used incorrectly, as an insult), or “man-haters”. Women are put in a position where we must navigate our anger very carefully and decisively in order to avoid being dismissed as hysterical.

I would rather have consistent equality than a bunch of flowers once a year. We must start somewhere, and that somewhere is in the conversations we have, regardless of gender. Men are not superior. Be aware of the language you and your friends use. Be brave; grow some ovaries. While it shouldn’t be our intention to change anyone or make them see the world from our perspective, our aim must be to make everyone aware. Aware of the assumptions buried within the way they speak/are allowed to speak to, and speak about, women. This means everyone is accountable: men and women alike.

Rural child, congratulations - you made it!

Malope Mogwaneng ORIGINATING from different rural areas of South Africa, we made it to this bourgeoisie institution. It should be noted that everything here is different compared to where we come from; the people, the environment and the language.

Indeed, it feels like we are in another country.

We are experiencing new things almost every day, some are good and others are bad.

Among my bad experiences is the treatment that I had from one of my first year classmates.

Having matriculated from a rural school with nothing except buildings, under-qualified teachers and inadequate textbooks and stationery, one of the challenges that I came across in this institution was

how to use computers. I met this person in my class and he realized that I was computer illiterate and he started acting differently towards me. I told him I am from a rural school and he said I do not belong here. In second year, my presence in this university was still questioned by the same person and his crew.

I am not the only student from a rural school in this institution.

Therefore, other students are currently undergoing similar experiences to mine, especially first year students. What I would like to say to you my fellow rural child, is that you are not here by mistake, you are here because you deserve to be here. You are here to exercise your right to education as stipulated in section two of our constitution. Acquire your education, be self-empowered and empower others. For that reason,

do not doubt your presence and survival in this university.

Those who are treating you differently are trying to make you feel inferior to them. If you allow them to twist your consciousness, you will start doubting yourself and as a result you will fall and their mission will be accomplished. We made it with few academic materials and studying with candles, not because we wanted to, but because we had no choice. Therefore, allow me to borrow Nelson Mandela’s words: “Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.”

Let us reject all forces that seek to make us outsiders in this university. We are here to leave our mark and go back to develop our rural communities in particular and Africa in general. After

graduation, by virtue of our age and academic status, we will be called upon to take responsibilities in the economic emancipation of our people.

Let us always bear in mind the words of Onkgopotse Tiro: “Of what use will be your education if you can’t help your country in her hour of need? If your education is not linked with the entire continent of Africa it is meaningless.” My understanding of Tiro’s words is that we should use our education to develop Africa as a whole rather than becoming petit and haute bourgeoisie.

We must not be like our brothers and sisters who obtained excellent jobs and excellent business deals through affirmative action, gender equality and BEE. They left their places of origin to settle in the plush suburbs and did nothing

for the communities of their origin. These people abandoned the majority of our people struggling in the rural and township settlements. I am not saying all of us who come from rural and township areas should go back and stay in such areas after graduation. However, I am saying we should contribute to the improvement of the living standards of our people rather than abandoning them.

Our political democracy in the past sixteen years has not proven to be one that leads to the economic liberation of the masses. Rather, our democracy led to the creation of a black elite through BEE. The majority of our people are still economically struggling, therefore it is our responsibility to lead this struggle.

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The fight for SA’s mines Berndt Hannweg IN 2008, South Africa’s mining sector (largely in the business of delving for gold, platinum and chromium) pulled in a cool R43 billion. The mining sector is a major source of revenue for South Africa, and forms the largest portion of our exports.

This is what has prompted the call for the nationalisation of South Africa’s mines. A country with massive disparities between the Sandton-rich and the helplesspoor, South Africa is just one of several African nations sitting on massive natural resources. The question is how to get that wealth out of the ground and into the pockets of the people.

Nationalisation essentially involves the state taking control of the land and the assets used in South Africa’s mines. This is done either through compensation or through expropriation (an example of which can be found looking northward to Zimbabwe’s “land grabs”). Having taken control of these institutions, the government becomes responsible for the running of them, much like any private company, the primary difference being that any revenues resulting is returned to state coffers for state use.

The success of nationalisation of any industry is wholly dependent on the ability of government to

run these assets as profitably as companies did. However, instead of those profits going to shareholders (or company directors) these funds are added to the government’s budget.

When Julius Malema called for the nationalisation of South Africa’s mines, he was referring to the fact that, for a large majority of the population, the fruits of South African labour and resources are often going overseas towards international mining companies such as De Beers and AngloGold.

However, if the mines were to be nationalised, it would guarantee that South Africans could benefit from their own land.

It is important to view such statements in the context of South Africa’s economy and political landscape. South Africa already has several state-owned corporations, Eskom and the SABC being the two most prominent, both of which are undergoing huge financial and structural difficulties. The recent strikes and protests have highlighted citizens’ dissatisfaction with service delivery.

This debate regarding nationalisation has polarised the ANC, with the ANC Youth League and Cosatu leading the way in calling for the ANC to adopt nationalisation as part of its policy. This move was not crushed but rather postponed at the recent ANC National General

Council. Many of the ANC’s higher-ups have rebuffed calls for such a policy, amongst them Finance Minister, Pravin Gordhan, and Minerals Minister, Susan Shabangu. Even President Jacob Zuma has poured cold water on the move, insisting that such a major change to the contributor of 5.2% of the country’s GDP needs a lot of thought.

The primary issue is this: nationalisation has been attempted many times before internationally, and has always produced a mixed bag of results. Most recently, the vogue has been the nationalisation of banks and other financial institutes following the Credit Crunch, in order to prevent these businesses collapsing and taking their respective economies with them. Its successes have always been in the long term, and have never resulted in a short term “miracle economy”.

In order for nationalisation to be profitable in the long-term to the degree which would benefit the state and its citizens, South Africa’s mines would need to be handled and run in a proficient manner. However, South Africa’s other parastatals have yet to demonstrate that this is indeed possible. It remains to be seen whether the ANC will endorse this policy at its next conference, or find another way to deal with South Africa’s natural resources.

DETERMINED – Julius Malema at the ANC National General Council in Durban.

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Mugabe and Zuma – birds of a feather Marché Arends We have endured the thousands of empty promises. We have been forced to accept an inadequate education system. We have suffered while they stole our taxes. The situation we face today, however, is like none other – because today, they want to silence our voices.

The Southern African region is notorious for its suppression of media freedom. Most publications in the region are under state control. This leads not only to censorship by the state but also to the self-censorship of journalists who are too frightened to speak critically. However, for over a decade, South Africa was a beacon of hope; a shining example of a government protecting its people’s right to freedom of expression. As of 2010, this all changed and South Africa could join its neighbours in undermining democracy.

The most prominent example of such suppression is, of course, Zimbabwe. It is safe to say that there is no media freedom in Zimbabwe at all. In a report on press freedom

by Reporters Without Borders, the country was ranked 122nd in the world. Journalists are intimidated, assaulted and arrested daily and, unless owned by the government, publications have very little chance of surviving.

Artist: Catherine Kruyer

The latest example of such censorship involves the South African band Freshly Ground. The band recently released a single called “Chicken to Change”. It

heavily criticises Robert Mugabe’s reluctance to change repressive policies. When the band was set to perform in Harare a month ago, the Zimbabwean government promptly revoked the band members’ visas.

What is perhaps most shocking is the bold nature in which the right to freedom of expression was undermined. While one expects there to be a significant amount of media suppression, it comes as somewhat of a shock to see it being done so blatantly in the international forum. Gone

“Today, they want to silence our voices.” are the days of the Zimbabwean government’s denial of censorship it seems. Today, it is done openly, and unapologetically to dissenters, local and otherwise. How ironic that Mugabe’s actions provided a perfect illustration of the message the song conveys.

Will South Africa be next?

Senior Lecturer of Media Studies at UCT, Prof. Adam Haupt, fears that things could take a turn for the worse, “We’re still in good shape, but things stand to change dramatically if the [tripartite] alliance gets its way.”

The tripartite alliance (the ANC, SACP and COSATU ) is proposing

a clamp-down on the media industry. The attack is two-fold. On the one hand is the Media Appeals Tribunal. Essentially this will be a body under the constitution dealing with complaints about misconduct in the media. On the other hand is the Protection of Information Bill. This will afford powers to government and any state institution (that includes UCT) to keep any information secret and punish those who try to reveal this information – even if it would benefit the public.

Haupt explains that the above measures pose a threat to our democracy, “These plans will violate our constitutional rights in a big way.” If the path followed

by Zimbabwe is any indication of South Africa’s future, we must stand up and fight for change.

“Civil society needs to be more active in opposing these moves,” he says.

The current state of South African politics saddens me.

Was this really what our parents fought for? I so badly want to be proud of our leaders, but how can I be when they refuse to listen to what we have to say?

The bottom line is that when the media is suppressed, democracy dies. I will forever be an optimist, but if the example set by our neighbours is anything to go by, then South Africans need wake up and realise that something is very, very wrong. We cannot let President Zuma also be “chicken to change”.

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Not sure what to write. Evidence of still being part of Varisty is needed to write this report card.

He is tall. And wears glasses.

There is something.

From being shy and often seen but never been heard, Odwa’s nerdy tendencies soon developed into a double agent, Act. Sci. by day and Casanova by night.

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Don’t fuck with Simone. Ever.

She has a very big tattoo. And she knows how to wield very big cameras. Honestly, don’t mess with Simone.

Remy is a man of many talents, to be editor and not drink is truly an accomplishment. He sits in woolsack a produces miraculous things like magazines and a blog worthy of the Top 10 SA Blog Awards and rides a unicycle. But his biggest achievement by far was producing a human being that is actually capable of loving and giving him affection. This contraption looks like girl, acts like a girl, sounds like a girl but mostly she is a beautiful, endearing, and a long-suffering women to be Remy’s babe! Remy we are very proud, very, very proud!

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I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES (that is from JR I swear). The new ops editor is hard to pen down. Braids the one day with a short crop the next, Tiffany is always changing. Our go to girl when it comes to taking on the SRC with vitriolic articles, many fear the scathing words that this girl can produce one week, followed up with an emotionally poignant article the next. The only thing to say about this one is watch this space!

We are lost for words, they are chinese twins who made sure that our website was updated.

Proof of their existance can be found on varsitynewspaper.com

Tariro Nyamakura HR Every society needs their own Big Momma. Don’t mess with Tariro man. Our HR manager took a heavy handed approach to the task and managed to cudgel obedience where there was nothing. Not since third grade have people been scared of walking into the office for fear of being beaten with a wooden spoon.

This “wannabe Nancy Drew” is one of the most dedicated people we know. She keeps us humble, too – it’s hard to complain about waiting for a Jammie when Natasha uses three different modes of transportation just to get to Upper Campus. That just goes to show how far Natasha will go to do her thing and do it well – with a degree of “cool” that’s oft imitated but never duplicated.

Irfaan was just inappriate, and we loved him. We loved it when he brought his bananas to play with!

She is nice. She likes fruit and French and the environment and boys in green jumpsuits.

Strangely enough she doesn’t seem to like shoes all that much.

Embracing the term ‘tree hugger’ helped her to remain one of the most emotionally stable members on the collective. Don’t mess with her Facebook status (seriously - don’t) and this quintessential barefoot hippie won’t mess with you.

Varsity has a terrible habit of pulling in at least one "oke" a year.

Though we go through an intense screening process and try to limit the total number of Ed Hardy and Aca Joe t-shirts in the office, there is one that occasionally slips past us. At least we can rest assured that when that happens, Tina is always there to clean it up.

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We pride ourselves on recruiting the occasional hottie (brains and overactive opposing thumbs are preferred).

But like the SRC, their life span in the tough positions is often precarious – you just never know when they will quit.

Thank God, she stayed as long as she did.

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She has balls (big ones) and courage (too much). It takes a lot of intelligence to write a cohesive opinion for the UCT student body – we thank Sarah for managing to put cogent arguments together for 11 editions. We just wish the “dreaming black children” would stay within the word count. They really do make Sarah high strung.

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JR must be given some kind of award. For a person of his accent, he has managed to survive an awful long time in an environment where things are generally pronounced without a Tik disposition. Zzzey Arrre as he is affectionately known is destined for great things in life, provided he avoids all natural inclinations to make circles beegah…

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Harry Potter and the two-part adaptation Calvin Scholtz THIS November will finally see the release of the seventh film in the Harry Potter franchise. I say “seventh”, however, it will not be the last. “But, there were seven books!” I hear people cry. Seven years in Harry Potter’s life, seven horcruxes to destroy... seven is such a powerful magical number after all. Why not have seven movies too?

For two reasons: firstly, the producers want to milk what’s left of the movies for all that they’re worth; and secondly, because the filmmakers claim there’s simply too much in the final book that would be left out if they made only one film.

The more the merrier – A two-part finale may be the best option.

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Calvin Sholtz Freedom by Jonathan Franzen

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When something is called “The Book of the Century”, despite the century being only 10 years long, you know that you have to read it. It’s one of those books that everybody is talking about, or will soon be, and you don’t want to be left out. Franzen appeared on the cover of Time magazine. He also offended Oprah when he stated that he didn’t want his book listed in her book club as it would lower people’s opinion of his work. Understandably, she’s boycotting him.

Fall of Giants by Ken Follett Anybody who has read The Pillars of the Earth or World Without End will know what to expect: an epic, sweeping narrative that follows a variety of characters as they seek to make sense of their lives during troubled times. In this book, Follett leaves his previous forays into medieval England behind and fast-forwards to the eve of the First World War, and all the misery that that this conflict brought to those affected by it.

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I Am Number Four by Pittacus Lore Nine gifted children and their guardians escape their home planet of Lorien when it is attacked by hostile aliens. They seek refuge on earth and hide among its people. But, when someone kills the first three children, Number Four must prepare himself for the battle he knows is coming. Part-high school story and partscience fiction novel, this book is the exciting first in a planned series that is being hailed as the next Harry Potter. There is also a film adaptation in the works.

The idea of scripting two fulllength features based on a single piece of fiction is a unique one. I can think of a couple of films that were based on a combination of two, or three, or even five books, namely: Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events and The Spiderwick Chronicles. This usually happens with films adapted from children’s books, because they are traditionally short in length. However, whereas the first

three Harry Potter books average at about 250 pages each, the last four averaged at 600 each.

This led to the initial proposal that The Goblet of Fire would be filmed as two movies. Similar threats followed for the adaptations of books five and six as well, but common sense prevailed and the necessary cuts were made. Thank goodness for that or we would have had eleven films adapted from seven books. So, when the rumours started circulating last year that The Deathly Hallows would be released in two parts, I did not take them very seriously.

Based on precedent, I expected the scriptwriter to take a red pen to Rowling’s final tome and produce a single film.

I was wrong. Despite an initial reluctance, I have since convinced myself that there is enough content in the book to occupy two movies.

My one gripe is that the filmmakers have not bothered to give the films different names. However, it will be very interesting to see what they have produced. Scripting a movie is a fine art, and a film in its entirety must have a complete story, even if it is just one part of a trilogy or series.

How will they structure Harry Potter’s final adventure? At which point in the story will Part 1 end

and Part 2 begin? We will have to wait and see.

The first part is set for worldwide release in November.

Fans will then have to wait until mid-2011 to see how the saga ends. However, judging from the teaser trailer that aired a couple of months ago, it looks like both films will be stunning, actionpacked rollercoaster rides, filled with everyone’s favourite scenes from the book. The producers have also managed to complete the series without changing any of the three principal actors, which gives the films consistency in that respect. A two-part finale will also allow for greater closure to all of the various storylines.

The only downside to all this is that it may open the floodgates to other filmmakers out there wanting to produce two-part films based on best-selling teenage fiction. Already there is talk that Breaking Dawn, the fourth part of the Twilight Saga, will be made in two parts. Besides the fact that we do not need another Twilight movie, I really do not believe that the book has enough plot to sustain it over two full-length films. Then there’s the muchanticipated movie version of The Hobbit, another proposed two-part adaptation: but, that, is definitely a story for another article.

Going the Distance Tiffany Mugo DON’T be fooled by the seemingly misplaced casting – this film is hilarious! It’s the story of Garret (played by Justin Long) who is recovering from a recent break up.

He meets Erin (played by Drew Barrymore) at a bar and they start a “no-strings attached” relationship.

Things get complicated once they fall in love but have to move to opposite ends of the country. This issue of distance becomes a point of hilarity in the film and adds a unique twist.

Despite being a traditional romantic comedy, both men and women can see this movie and bust-a-gut laughing. The comedic writing is impeccable. Whilst most movies today rely on slapstick humour to be funny, this film holds its own with witty, intelligent (and sometimes naughty) dialogue.

There were sexual references, erotic banter, and some insight into the benefits of dry humping.

Despite the fact that the leading man is Justin “wet-as-a-dogin-the-rain” Long, the cast is still genuinely strong. His best friends, played by Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis, carry the laughs throughout the movie, and Barrymore is her typical quirky self. Christina Applegate also holds her own as Barrymore’s sexually-frustrated married sister, adding some much needed b-list star power.

The plot is also something anyone who has been in a long distance relationship can relate to

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Not just another rom-com – The film appeals to both men and women. (a quick scan of the cinema saw many people nodding sagely as they recalled characterisitc fights).

This is definitely a movie to watch as it delivers a laugh a minute and, despite being a romantic comedy,

will appeal to both the guys and girls. The naughty jokes dilute some of that cheesy “chick flick” gloss and give it a grittier feel that everyone can enjoy. All in all, it’s definitely worth the R25.

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Understanding the Umhlanga Reed Dance Nyasha Kadandara EVERY year, at the break of spring, thousands of girls around Swaziland prepare to take part in the annual Umhlanga Reed Dance (Umhlanga). Generally, what the average person knows about the Reed Dance is that thousands of semi-naked girls dressed in traditional attire attend a ceremony, which often leads to the infamous King Mswati III choosing a wife. Well, at least that’s what I thought, but now I know better and feel almost ashamed for having secretly frowned upon what is actually a beautiful tradition in the Swazi culture.

The official purpose of Umhlanga is to preserve the women’s chastity, provide tribute labour for the Queen Mother, and produce solidarity amongst the women through working together. The dance takes place on the last two days of an eight-day ceremony. It starts with the virgin maidens travelling from their various chiefdoms to the Queen Mother’s royal household, Ludzidzini. From there they then go onto Engabezweni: their home away from home for the duration of the festival.

afternoon in front of thousands of spectators consisting of the royal family, tourists, governmental officials, and chiefs.

The King then gives his address, and the following day he commands a number of cattle to be slaughtered for the girls. Only then is the ceremony officially over.

The controversy behind the reed dance arises from two things, the first being that King Mswati III has chosen many a wife at the reed dance from the thousands of maidens who attend. His polygamist nature has led him to have 14 wives and 23 children, his last wife was 17 when he chose her at the 2005 Umhlanga.

Polygamy is accepted in most African cultures, but Western thinking advocates monogamy. In a time when sub-Saharan Africa is being crippled by the HIV / Aids epidemic, many argue that King Mswati III should set an example and opt to have fewer wives, encouraging monogamy

as a measure of controlling the epidemic. This aspect, coupled with the fact that a girl chosen by the King does not have the option to reject his proposal, leaves a negative impression behind the Umhlanga.

The second issue revolves around the partial nudity of the maidens. “It is a natural and beautiful experience to be at the Reed Dance, I don’t feel naked, it’s part of my culture,” said a fourth-year UCT student who attended the Reed Dance in her teenage years. When taken out of context, their partial nudity becomes pornographic and perverted – something frowned upon. The very thought of showing your naked breasts in front of tens of thousands people becomes unseemly.

These misconceptions have taken away from the sanctity of the Umhlanga Reed Dance, and left many with a skewed idea of what it is really about.

They are then blessed by the King and embark on a long journey to collect reeds, which they will later present to the Queen Mother. On the fourth day the maidens return to Engabezweni where they rest for the next two days and prepare their outfits for the dance.

Controversy – Many condemn the parade of semi-naked girls during the Reed Dance ceremony.

On the sixth day they return to Ludzidzini where they present their reeds to the Queen Mother.

The main event takes place on the seventh day when the girls, donning their traditional gear, are led by one of princesses as they dance towards an arena where they will be presented before the King and Queen Mother. They dance all

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Blue Blood - Red feathers on the head symbolise royalty.

What do we find behind the tattoo?

Cara-Leigh Shepherd DEREK Baker from Metal Machine tattoo and piercing studio is one of South Africa’s most well-known and respected tattoo artists. His incredible artworks, dynamism in starting the first professional tattoo studio in Cape Town, years of hard work, and his passion for tattooing, have earned him the title of one of South Africa’s most soughtafter tattoo artists.

There is a great responsibility associated with holding the power to create a piece of art which will forever occupy a part of your skin, and ultimately shape your identity. “Creating something on a living canvas that will never be changed, sold or stolen” is what enticed Baker into the lifestyle and career of a tattoo artist.

For anyone interested in leaving a legacy through their artwork, tattooing is the perfect option.

Baker says that someone who is interested in becoming a tattoo artist would try getting an apprenticeship with an established artist – the more skilful the artist, the better. The amount of apprenticeship needed

before qualification is normally five years.

In becoming an artist, it is essential to acquire as much practical experience as possible.

Baker says that he practised his artwork on his own body: “Why do you think you have two legs?”

This is because apprentices are not always trusted to do a good job.

The general consensus from UCT students is that no one wants an amateur tattooing them – after all, it’s permanent. In general, students are happier to pay more money for a professional job. Good quality is worth the price.

Tattoo artists aren’t all they appear to be. Baker says that if he wasn’t a tattoo artist, he’d be active in an entirely different field. “A hairdresser,” he says, “that’s what I actually trained to be.” At the fresh young age of eighteen, Baker, a beauty school dropout, submitted his portfolio and was accepted as an apprentice; a lesson, if any, in not judging a book by its cover.

Tattoo artists are sometimes perceived as being snobs, “a lot [of tattoo artists] think ‘I’m the best’. But really there is no such thing as the best. There are people,

Skin Deep - Tattoo artists are sometimes perceived as being pompous and superficial. who are really good, but everyone is different in their style and there is no better.” Baker also explains that the tattoo culture can be rather exclusive. He says people with tattoos tend to hang out more with other people who also have them.

Interestingly enough, however, Baker explains that his wife has no tattoos, “Sometimes she is the only one [without tattoos], but sometimes I am the only one [with

tattoos].”

Tattoo artists encounter strange things every day. Baker explains that the strangest part of the body that he’s tattooed was not covered in skin. “A tongue!” he says with a hint of laughter, “GT stripes on a tongue. Apparently, it’s an old Eskimo tradition; when someone close to you dies you get a tattoo on your tongue.”

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The world of tattoos is not quite as straight forward as we think. While certain stereotypes do manifest themselves, tattoo artists are more than the extent of their body art. “They think we’re rock stars and we’re not,” says Baker, “If you’re taking your job seriously you shouldn’t be a rock star at all.”

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Bieber spawn saves the world in a shamanic trance, induced by smoking Clembuterol steroids, eating Royal Sechaba seafood “curry”, and taking a drip filled with a cocktail of Ritalin, Red Bull and painkillers intended for terminally ill patients.

The Messiah – Heysoos Bieber-Cyrus will heal the wounds of his annointed people.

Anton Taylor OVER the next few weeks we will all be going through dark times.

Many of us – particularly those who cheat in tests, skip tuts and do no work during the term – will find ourselves spending hours in the library dungeon, binging on stimulants as we fight off fatigue and attempt to learn an entire syllabus in one night.

Slowly but surely, we will go crazy listening to voices whispering in our ears and watching purple rats run up walls, clawing at our eyes and

In the year 2015, power couple Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber will give birth to their first child: Heysoos. Within a year, this superchild will have doubled the record sales of Michael Jackson’s Thriller album. Within two years he will have found a cure for Aids and rescued Africa from debt. By his fourth birthday the UN will have merged all world governments into one super-state so that young Heysoos Bieber-Cyrus may rule over us all and create universal peace and prosperity.

During such times, it sometimes seems like there is no way out. In the event that you do lose hope, I would like to share with you my vision of the future, which suggests that after 2020 we will never feel sad or stressed again.

In 2018, finally, Snow Patrol’s “Just Say Yes” will be recognised as the ultimate peace-making song of all time, rendering hatred and anger impossible. Beautiful Heysoos will design helicopters with speakerphones and will fly over the Gaza strip blaring the song. At once all fighting will stop and there will be a Middle Eastern group hug so moving that it will make Heysoos cry. His tears will land upon the dry, war-torn soil and instantly create a forest utopia not seen since the time of Adam and Eve.

I had this Nostradamus-esque vision earlier this morning whilst

Given this wave of love, in 2019 Heysoos will speak to his

lying in bed shivering as if it was the closing scene of Requiem for a Dream. Of course, I base this mainly on personal experience but imagine that most have experienced something similar.

father Justin about releasing the crazed Bieber fan Anton Taylor from prison. There he will have served time for dry-humping JB in September 2010 at the popular Cape Town bar, Caprice. Taylor will put the incident down to Bieber Fever (which will in 2012 have eclipsed the Black Plague as the most virulent plague of all time) and will focus on getting his undergrad degree by 2034.

“After 2020 we will never feel sad or stressed again.”

Spurred on by this theme of justice and love, Grant and Anele will be sentenced to death by hanging by a UN tribunal at the Hague for crimes against humanity. This on grounds of the systemic torture of innocent South Africans from 2008 to 2011. While manorexic

Grant will endure a slow, painful death as he dangles for two days, Anele will suffer a sprained ankle after the noose intended to carry her snaps.

Heysoos will let global warming continue unchecked until the entire world is in a pleasant permanent summer. Noting the importance of history, he will create a caged museum where he keeps relics of the past, such as polar bears and bare-foot green people. He will play their tormented screams on state radio for the pleasure of the general population.

From then on all life will be glorious, free and happy. We will never feel sadness ever again.

Until 2020, relax and take it easy.

Before you know it, you’ll be sitting in the sun without exams or supps or overdue essays anywhere near you. As I told my friend Russell Crowe a couple of years back, “Imagine where you will be, and it will be so.”

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The views expressed on the humour page are not necessarily those of VARSITY or its advertisers.

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Oliver Hermanus Which factors ignited your interest in this position / organisation?

I am ‘creative.’ So, we don’t think in very corporate terms like ‘position’ etc. I have always wanted to be a Film Director and have completed enough studies and work exposure over the last ten years in order to succeed.

What are your academic qualifications and where did you obtain these?

Oliver Hermanus is a UCT graduate who works as a freelance Film writer and Director. Oliver co-wrote and directed Shirley Adams, which premiered at the Durban International Film Festival in 2009. His accolades include being selected to participate in the 19th session of the Cannes Film Festival’s Residence du Festival Programme 2009.

How did you find your niche in your current area of work?

The essential requirement for the film business is an astute understanding of what you want to get out of it. I was determined to have a feature film under my belt by the time I completed my Masters degree.

I have a BA in Film Media and Visual Studies from UCT and a MA in practical film making from the London Film School.

How do your qualifications relate to your work?

A degree in film is simply a time to absorb all of the film history and more importantly, all of the films that have come before. This allows your creativity to blossom and this what I use every day in my work.

What are the key skills that have contributed to your success thus far?

I think communication skills are ESSENTIAL in this business. I would definitely see that as a skill I have learnt. Filmmaking is group work. A director is the centre of that group – you have to have people skills.

How did you start to develop and improve these skills?

I learnt the hard way – through an unsuccessful project. Bad communication equals bad films. And once I noticed that, I changed.

What other student or community based activities did you participate in during your studies?

I participated in mainly film related activities as there is so much to get through. I was a member of the Film Society at UCT, and I played squash etc.

What jobs did you have before your current job(s)?

I have worked as a documentary and press photographer. I worked for the Cape Times as a photographer for two years, I have also done fashion etc. I worked as a production assistant in film when I finished my undergraduate degree.

In retrospect, what advice can you give to students about how to approach their own career development journeys?

My best advice is to constantly know, as thoroughly as possible, what it is you are hoping to achieve, because when someone gives you an opportunity or asks you very quickly, “okay, what do want?” you need to know!

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Commercialising Earth Dance Dominic Verwey

drank enough beer to either create an invisible alcohol blanket for themselves, or ended up throwing their goods back onto the grass and passing out, evading the cold anyway.

WHAT was once an authentic, trance-orientated fest back in 2008, Earth Dance has now presented itself in the strangest of fashions.

Just as filthy, just as fun, and almost as musically quality-filled.

Ok, only being there for the first 24 hours of the party equals only half the experience, but believe it or not, the gist was obtained.

The best part of the trance floor on Saturday was the absence of those who were not strong enough to make it through the night. This is a warning to those who don’t know the difference between LSD and MDMA – do your research.

The venue never leaves anything to be desired. The Nekkies Resort might need a breather after being used for numerous outdoor events over the last few years. One overwhelming quality about it – which surprises even the most experienced of trance bunnies – is that it always takes your breath away. The backdrop, an icy river and multiple dance floors all within close range, contributes to an event that leaves you wanting more.

“Many people did not respect the resort which made the experience less enjoyable.”

Of course, if this year’s quality of music remotely matched that of 2008, we would have had something to write home about.

Not everyone attends to enjoy the music, it seems. The fact that The Esence of Earthdance – Has the festival lost its origional charm?

Picture: garyvanwyk.com many people did not respect the resort made the experience less enjoyable. The amount of litter transparent test tubes for cigarette through the mind-numbing drone some quality attached to it (and no of synthesised hard bass mixed rapping). There’s nothing better spilled over every inch of grass butts at the door. with a fluttering of overlaid beats, than rolling onto the dance floor in would haunt the dreams of even the most eager of garbage men.

All of these disppointments were and cochlear-invading rapping the blazing heat on the afternoon This was not due to a lack of effort relatively unexpected, but they and spitting, we approached more after a cold night. Some people by the organisers, who handed out did not in any way outweigh the of the same music on Saturday wrapped their entire tents around black bags for rubbish and nifty pros of the weekend. Once we got afternoon – this time, though, with them to keep warm! Still others

Yes, the agenda has changed since 2008, but like every outing in the bush, there is always room for improvement. There was room in 2008 and there is room now.

Realistically though, it’s too much to ask for a perfect party. Rather, let’s look at what it did give us: fun in the sun with carefree living and intoxicating bass beats to keep you (barely) functioning for the threeday trip.

Inspiration at the Indaba Sharon Green “I have never seen so many high-top sneakers in one place!” I heard someone standing behind me say. I was at the African Hip-hop Indaba on Saturday 18 September – the night of the b-boy event – and I came away from it thinking one thing: that was not what I expected.

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through which he started the African Hip Hop Indaba in 2000.

As the enthusiastic MC of the event, Emile used the platform to impart knowledge about our shared ancestry. To win spot prizes, the audience was asked a few questions regarding the presence of the Khoisan in our South African heritage.

When I arrived at the Good Hope Centre, I was welcomd by so many unexpected experiences at once. I found a spot on the grandstand, sat back and watched for while. To my left a circle of youngsters – twenty or so of them - had formed around a few guys who were freestyling in a cypher.

“The youngest kid breakdancing on stage was only five years old.”

It was not just an event to showcase the performers, and it was not just a competition. It was about community, about passion, about talent, about family, about the power of the youth, and the importance of the local scene. Hiphop is all of these things; it is so much more than a music genre, and it is so much more intelligent than the present commercialisation of the genre seems to suggest.

What Emile taught everyone there was that we all share a common ancestry; a biological fact which disregards skin complexion. There was a sense of highlighting commonalities, while simultaneously celebrating differences. The diversity of talent and style was epitomised in the breakdancing.

The strength of hip hop lies in its ability to educate, mobilise and unite people – particularly youth. Emile Jansen, better known as Emile YX? of Black Noise, exploits this strength to create social awareness. He established the organisation Heal the Hood,

There was some seriously phenomenal skill on display, both in the show and otherwise. The youngest child breakdancing on the stage was only five years old.

No matter what age the b-boys and b-girls were, I could see the same confident attitude in all of them.

Hip-hop DJ Stephan “Nasty Ed” Violier has said that the the hip-hop attitude is one that demonstrates people’s ability to “navigate the obstacles they are dealt with a style that says although people stumble, they are able to pick themselves up again.” He was describing the hiphop “limp” and how the style of walking represents self-assurance in the face of difficulty.

I saw this everywhere at the Indaba. It can be said of all art styles that life experience informs expression, and hip-hop is no exception. The idea of overcoming obstacles takes on a much more profound meaning when you consider the fact that most of the youth attending the Indaba were from the Cape Flats.

The spirit of the Indaba found a balance between a consciousness of where one is from, and the feeling of community and unconditional acceptance. There was a place for everyone there.

I left the Indaba that night with the knowledge that despite superficial differences, I had something in common with the other people there. Besides an appreciation of hip hop we all have a belief in community, a desire to support local development initiatives, a love of high-top sneakers, and the coolest of all: a bushman ancestor or two.

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Pedal to the metal Caterina Aldera

Shave those legs and squeeze your winter fat into that lycra: the cycling season is back and the upcoming year promises to be one of the greatest yet. A Contador-less Team Astana in the Tour de France, a rumoured visit from Lance Armstrong for the Absa Cape Epic, as well as the unparalleled determination of Andy Schleck; 2011 will present exciting prospects at every corner.

March brings the 33rd Cape Argus Cycle Tour, which is expected to have over 35 000 entrants.

2009 saw the Cape of Storms at its wildest, with porta-potties blowing across the start line like tumbleweeds and cyclists walking back toward the start, giving up without a second thought. 2010 saw the wind pumping yet again, but with Lance Armstrong in the lead group. Next year simply has to better. Hopefully those 4am weekend starts will pay off and the raucous weather will resist the temptation to blow us onto the rocks at Clifton. Excuses aside, it’s time to knuckle down and train hard. As UCT cyclist Shaun Little puts it so comfortingly, “It’s time to call those who have had just as long a winter as you, and get going with those coffee rides.”

Newbie If this is your first season of cycling, then welcome to the clan.

You’ll find us a peculiar bunch, choosing to wake up before the birds, forfeiting the chance to sit or walk for days after a big race, and, of course, accepting shaven legs and everlasting shorts tans.

Persevere, though, and you’ll find that there’s nothing better than a cycle on a crisp summer morning.

You’ll even learn to appreciate the summer tan you’ve acquired by October - even if it only covers two-thirds of your legs. It’ll be best to start off cycling around your neighbourhood to get a feel

Feeling the Burn – Cape cyclists hit the road in preparation for the 2011 cycling season. for your bike. Also move into the gym, aiming for two or three 45min sessions a week on the spinning bikes. It is important to stay motivated as it takes a few weeks to notice an improvement in your fitness. Aiming for a fivehour Argus is a reasonable goal with still six months to go.

Settling into the Peloton If you’ve spent a decent amount

of time on the roads, you’ll already understand the basics of cycling. Hence, longer rides will become an essential part of your training. Enter a seeding race such as Die Burger, which takes place in Stellenbosch on 5 December.

Good seeding ensures greater opportunities for slipstreaming and, of course, an earlier start. At this level you need to invest in a heart rate monitor, and document your progress during training and

Picture: Cape Argus Pick n Pay Cycle Tour

races. This will give you a guide as to how hard you need to push yourself in training. According to Little, the best tip for getting back into training after a long winter is “to start slowly and enjoy yourself.” This way you won’t start to feel demoralised, and will soon be on track to personal success.

Whatever level you’re currently at, remember that cycling is a sport for only the most dedicated athletes.

The sport certainly requires a great

deal of commitment to pursue, and 2011 promises to bring fresh challenges for us all.

In the words of Lance Armstrong, “In 2011, we’ll ride the road, we’ll ride the dirt, and we’ll do some tri’s. And we might do a marathon, too. What the hell?”

Fire hockey: setting the streets ablaze A sport so rare it is considered a clandestine underground game, the controversial street game of fire hockey has transformed from an outdated Mexican tradition to a thrilling modern day extreme sport.

Following the same rules as traditional six-a-side hockey, fire hockey is a relatively simple game to follow. Replace the expensive hockey sticks with second-hand alternatives and, instead of using the normal hockey ball, substitute it with a blazing inferno comprised of petrol doused paper roll. The enflamed coconut-sized fireball atchoo.org

Cara-Leigh Shepherd

streaks across the floor. leaving behind a fiery trail. The sound of solid flame flying through the air is hair-raising.

To score, teams of six must only shoot at goal within the permitted striking area, which is illuminated by burning pillars of blitz. Flicks are not allowed for safety reasons and players who disobey this rule are sent off the field for the remainder of the game. The game needs to be played on a tar or cement floor to prevent fires.

Tennis courts, parking lots, and empty streets are ideal. Residential areas are, however, avoided for safety reasons.

The majority of people are drawn to the sport for the weekly adrenaline rush it provides.

Experienced player Jono van Deventer believes that the sport is

Bringing the heat – Fire hockey is growing in popularity as a modern “adventure” sport in Cape Town.

not only a fun and unique way to get one’s heart racing, but that it also creates camaraderie between players because of the high level of trust involved. “At first, I think we were all pretty petrified but we were drawn to the sheer thrill of the game and the secrecy of it all,”

“ The sound of solid flame flying through the air is hair-raising.” says Van Deventer. As a result of the secrecy involved in the game, a tight circle of trust is required amongst players to ensure that fire hockey remains an underground sport. Organisers will select the remote match location and notify players individually. Information regarding game locations is not widely broadcasted. However, as time has progressed, more and more people have become

interested in the sport and are keen to get involved, sparking talk of an underground fire hockey league.

The game has spread to many regions across the globe and has hence been adapted appropriately.

In America, ice hockey and roller hockey are more popular than field hockey. As a result, fire hockey teams often employ roller blades to give the game an extra dose of speed and adrenaline.

Fire hockey dates back to prehispanic Mexico where tribes played the game at night and understood the fiery ball to represent nature and the asteroids of the galaxies. It was, however, banned after the Spanish conquest in 1519 for safety reasons but has since returned, and plays a vital role in the nation’s Patron Saint feast day.

This unique sport was once an offering and a form of entertainment for the gods in ancient Mexico. Today, however, in the streets of Cape Town, it is a bold expression of adventure, youth and bravery.

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THE DUGOUT

Tarryn Steenekamp

The beauty of the game

SPORT: we’re drawn to it as spectators, not only by its dazzling displays, by its ritual, or by an appreciation for the skills involved, but because we believe that somehow a specific competitor or team represents us personally.

Loved by some and detested by others, the medium of sport is often taken for granted and is criticised for being, at times, an isolated channel. Many feel secluded and discouraged by complex sporting laws and become uninterested in the most important aspect of the game – the patriotism and unity behind it all.

No other phenomenon enforces the concept of national character as well as sport does. It acts as a global language, an advanced lingua franca, and is the only device that fuses together society

and bridges the gap between race, gender, age and class. It is able to reflect humanity’s ambitions and ideals as well as promote mutual understanding amongst people of every nationality in the world.

Sports teams embody a nation’s strength. Failure for them extends to failure for us, while their triumph encompasses what it is to be successful.

Sport has been at the cornerstone of nation-building for centuries and its humbling social impact has been demonstrated through even the most treacherous times.

World War I soldiers have recalled their experiences of a 1915 Christmas Eve cease-fire, in which thousands of British and German soldiers downed weapons for several hours to partake in friendly games of football.

South Africa, alienated by individualism and segregation in the past, has brushed aside its dividing history and has, too, united through the influential game. The magic of the 1995 Rugby World Cup and the iconic image of Francois Pienaar sharing the winners’ stage with an elated Madiba, clad in a Springbok jersey, was influential in changing the way South Africans view sport. Perhaps no other event more dramatically illustrates the ability of sport to adjust to changing forms of patriotism.

The 2010 FIFA World Cup was also able to underline sport’s continued importance as a component of national identity. From the pre-tournament “Football Fridays” to the mirror socks, fan walks and supporter parks, the World Cup provided our population with the opportunity to

legitimately feel “proudly South African”. People from every background were joined together by the game of football and, for one month, South Africa was the idyllic land, where stories of poverty, crime and disease were only ever relegated to page five.

Globally, one in six people tuned in to watch the tournament, meaning that a total of one billion people in the world were united by the beautiful game.

While we all understand the value of sport as a physical outlet, we often seem to forget its ability to develop individual character and promote teamwork. It is a means of expanding unity and understanding amongst the youth and it brings enjoyment to people who, in many cases, have minimal facilities for recreation.

The upcoming months will bring

further opportunities for national pride. Local and international events will act as perfect opportunities for us to, once again, join together as Africans and show how excessive unity through sport can overcome any gloomy hurdle. Get behind the Springboks and Proteas as they represent you in their respective 2011 World Cups, make an effort to support local, post-World Cup football and, wave your flag for team South Africa as they do business at the Commonwealth Games.

Nelson Mandela famously said that “sport has the power to change the world.” Open up, give sport a chance and take time to appreciate its weight and enormity. It will change your life, as it has done mine, and, together, we will be able to overcome even the most complex challenges.

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New look for the Lions?

Andrew Giliam

EVERYBODY just loves to hate the Lions. With very little to shout about, Lions supporters traditionally preferred to watch games in the comfort of their own home, avoiding the inevitable scorn that follows yet another predictable defeat. Suddenly, however, after a number of hardfought victories on the field, the light at the end of the Lions’ proverbial tunnel has come into sight and their fans can now be seen in public, donning their red and white jerseys and flaunting their newfound success. Trust me, it’s painful.

Watching the Lions beat my beloved Sharks, two weekends ago, was a bitter pill to swallow and, while my heart still bids me to detest the Lions, my mind cannot help but prove the voice of reason. The Lions really seem to have silenced their critics and are on the prowl for a coveted place in the competition semi-finals.

The Johannesburg-based outfit has dramatically resurrected its 2010 Currie Cup campaign in the second round of fixtures. After their initial five matches, the team had achieved just one win against the Pumas and found themselves in an all too familiar position, sinking towards the bottom of the log. Few need reminding of their dismal Super 14 campaign, which saw the outfit lose all thirteen

of their matches, conceding 585 points while only scoring a measly 270. Conversely, in the Currie Cup, the Lions have won five consecutive games at home and have been victors in six of their last seven encounters, brushing aside the Cheetahs, Western Province and log-leaders the Sharks on the way. On average they have scored a remarkable 34 points per game in their last seven matches as opposed to a pitiful average of 20 in their last eighteen.

Logically, one questions the secret behind the team’s newfound success and a handful of explanations for their miraculous competition revival have been offered. All fingers seem to point to John Mitchell, the new Lions coach who has recently signed a three-year contract with the Golden Lions Rugby Union.

Mitchell has finally brought structure to the Gauteng franchise: not just structure off the field in terms of management strategies, but on the field too. The Lions are now playing solid and structured rugby. They look menacing on attack and, although some teams have exploited their defences out wide, they have protected their line with tenacity, scoring far more and conceding far fewer points than before.

Many fans are pointing to the enormous talents of the upcoming Lions youngsters. Mitchell has injected the exuberance of youth

into a number of key positions, most notably at flyhalf where twenty-year-old Elton Jantjies has, after twelve matches, scored 117 points. The other young star Jaco Taute, fresh out of school in 2009, has scored five tries in his debut season for the Lions. The loose trio have also been largely inexperienced but have played with great passion, determination and cohesion throughout the season.

So is this success sustainable and can the Lions continue in this vein? Die-hard Lions supporters will grip their shirts, pump them back and forth and scream incoherently, but I will sit back and watch critically. I believe that the Lions have several interesting years ahead of them. Their youngsters are showing promise and their management seems to be moving in the right direction. The GLRU has implemented plans to improve live match support as the team is certainly gaining momentum.

It is, however, premature to expect great achievements from this team. Many young outfits experience a purple patch as they come together and experiment with team combinations. Call me a cynic (or a Sharks fan) but I have my doubts that the current Lions team, however positive their progress seems now, have what it takes to ably contest in the Super 15 next year.

On the PrOwl – Young flyhalf Elton Jantjies has made a stellar contribution for the Lions this season.

Picture: Gallo Images

Loving local: Cape Town’s football revival Thabang Letheo Cape TOWN Stadium played host to a feast of local football, in August, as the 2010 / 2011 Absa Premiership kicked off in the city.

More than 45 000 fans crammed into the stadium to enjoy the opening games of the season, where our very own Ajax Cape Town and Vasco da Gama battled against Bloemfontein Celtic and Orlando Pirates respectively.

Throughout the duration of the World Cup, fans united on Fridays to show their support for Bafana Bafana by donning national jerseys and blowing their vuvuzelas at every opportunity. Post-World Cup football has been a welcome treat for Cape fans, not only acting as the catalyst for a new era of local football but, also being accepted as an extension of the World Cup’s “Football Fridays”.

One of Cape Town stadium’s unique 2010 World Cup features

was the FIFA Fan Walk which the City of Cape Town has decided to re-activate for local Friday matches.

The Fan Walk, a 2.6km pedestrian pathway linking downtown Cape Town to the majestic stadium, was a hit with tourists during the World Cup. The fan walk provides a cultural showcase of the best Cape Town has to offer in terms of local food and entertainment. From stilt walkers to fire jugglers, fans have been granted an opportunity to relive the atmosphere of the World Cup by attending local matches.

Many fans were about to witness local football for the first time, and I am proud to admit that the Cape double-header brought about the same spirit, thrill and awe of any World Cup game. Security was of the highest standard, bus services were commendable, and park and ride facilities functioned as successfully as they did in June. While other football venues struggled to successfully promote their opening games, Capetonians purchased 45 000 tickets to the double-header, highlighting the new demand for local football in the Mother City.

“We cannot afford to let a stadium of Cape Town’s class go to waste.”

The next scheduled game for the Cape Town Stadium is the Cape Derby between “The Urban Warriors”, Ajax Cape Town, and “The People’s Team”, Santos, on 15 October. Ajax is prepared to give the venue another shot, and aim to play all upcoming home games at this iconic venue, as they attempt to develop a passion for football in the province.

Cape fans unite – Throw your support behind local football and attend the upcoming matches at the Cape Town Stadium.

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Ajax has been a competitive outfit in 2010, and currently boast a 100% success rate. Terror Fanteni has adjusted well, after his loan deal from Maccabi Haifa, and Thulani Serero has been explosive

as ever as he successfully unlocks rival defence with his sheer pace and flair.

After a mediocre 2009/2010 season, coach Foppe De Haan seems to have rectified team concerns and has assembled a formidable squad. The Urban Warriors boast a mix of youth and experience, with players such as Brett Evans and Hans Vonk guiding youngsters such as Shameeg Doutie and Thulani Hlatswayo. The team is currently second on the ABSA Premiership log to Mamelodi Sundowns and also enjoyed a good run in the MTN8, where they made it to the semi-finals of the competition.

Cape Town fans, you have been provided a world-class venue and a top-notch team, brimming with young talents, but it is now up to you to ensure that football continues to develop in this city.

We cannot afford to let a stadium of Cape Town’s class go to waste.

The stage is set for first-class local action and the onus is on us, the fans, to get behind local teams. Cape Town will finally play host to Bafana Bafana on 17 November, in the Nelson Mandela Challenge against the USA, so get behind your boys and show the rest of South Africa that Cape fans really are “loving local”.

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Commonwealth catastrophe?

800m medallist Sepeng voiced his frustration surrounding the pitiable facilities that athletes face in Delhi. Sepeng stated that many athletes have suffered “distressing psychological blows” as a result of the poor planning and distressing Games infrastructure that awaited the team on arrival in the capital.

The Games got underway on Sunday evening, with a dazzling opening ceremony broadcast around the globe, as the Prince of Wales officially declared the 11day Games, which feature 7 000 athletes from 71 nations, open.

While a crowd of 60 000 attended the ceremony at the new Jawharlal Nehru Stadium to soak up the Games atmosphere, the hype of the opening event was unable to completely quell international concerns relating to athlete health and safety.

Just 24 hours prior to the ceremony, four countries threatened to boycott the opening event as a result of safety fears.

Teams Canada, Scotland, New Zealand and Isle of Man refused to guarantee that they would participate and confirmed that they had raised safety concerns with organisers.

Delhi Hurdles – Will poor preparation and safety concerns hinder South Africa’s chances at the Commonwealth Games?

Picture: Getty Images

Tarryn Steenekamp Inadequate preparation, poor facilities and a shocking tournament build-up may ultimately spell disaster for South African athletes at the 2010 Commonwealth Games, currently underway in Delhi, India.

This the view of Athletics South Africa administrator Hezekiel Sepeng, who believes that Games distractions have the ability to hamper team South Africa’s chances at the competition In an exclusive interview with VARSITY Sport, retired Olympic

collapsed and a nearby pedestrian footbridge crumbled.

The squalid conditions in the Athletes’ Village have been welldocumented after a group of South African delegates discovered a poisonous snake in their hotel.

Images of filthy bedrooms and disastrous sewerage problems have also surfaced. Sepeng feels that these will play the biggest part in interfering with South African athletes’ performances. “Athletes need to feel comfortable and secure when they are not out on the track or on the field,” said Sepeng, “Athletics South Africa has to put the well-being and safety of our athletes first and we are not afraid to withdraw teams from the Games if need be.”

On Heritage Day, 24 September, UCT played host to a campus basketball tournament in the Sports Centre, themed “The All Africa Games”. Five student teams, including Asia, Gabon, Angola, Zimbabwe and the USA, participated in the tournament.

Gabon and Angola went headto-head in the final with Gabon beating Angola 21-17 to take the spoils. Asia defeated Zimbabwe 20-19 in the third place play-off.

Gabon amazed spectators with their impressive skills and dunking displays throughout all of their games in the tournament.

The Most Valuable Player of the event, Fabian Ngoulakia from Gabon, exhibited sufficient big match temperament to lead his team to victory. Bob Zhou of team Asia was also able to keep focus under pressure and win the threepoint competition shootout.

In 2008, the All Africa Games began as a platform for basketball players from across the city to showcase their talent in a competitive one-day tournament.

However, after the 2008

xenophobic attacks in South Africa, the games developed into a tool to unite Africans and encourage peaceful relationships between students of all nationalities.

It is difficult to assess the true impact the situation has had on South African athletes, a mere two days into the competition. Yet it would be impractical to attribute all mediocre athlete performances to hygiene and safety concerns.

The $6 billion Games were intended to showcase India’s budding economic strength, but a series of calamitous events over the past several weeks have turned the Games into one of the world’s greatest public relations disasters.

Sepeng also believes it is vitally important for athletes to remain positive and make the most of the current situation. “It is a real pity that things have turned out this badly but we have always known that the Games would not be cancelled,” he said.

An outbreak of dengue fever, corruption charges and a militant attack, which injured two tourists, were just some of the health and safety issues that surfaced before the arrival of international athletes. Just two weeks ago, part of the newly-built stadium’s roof

“Our athletes have trained hard for months and they feel honoured to represent our country at the Games,” added Sepeng, “They promise to put their individual needs aside, to go out and defend their titles as well as bring back as many medals as possible.”

“If we can promote unity amongst academics, we can, in turn, spread the word in their different countries and take a significant step towards eliminating xenophobia completely,” one of the event organisers, Salebona Shongwe, said.

amity and unity, and no to racism, ignorance and violence. They were able to gather many signatures from the teams competing in the tournament, and they aim to reach 50 000 signatures by 17 October.

UCT basketball has taken great steps to promote community interaction and involvement through the tournament. Event organisers feel that the competition was an abounding success and wish

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to encourage further participation and unity through this exciting sport in 2011.

If you would like to show your support and get behind the Unite as One campaign, log onto uniteasone.org.za to sign the anti-xenophobia pledge or sms “UNITE”, along with your full name, to 32759.

UCT basketball joined forces with the Unite as One campaign to promote the eradication of xenophobia in South Africa.

Added xenophobia awareness took place during Xenophobia Week, which culminated in the All Africa basketball tournament.

“The Unite as One campaign has been campaigning to create a society in which people, notwithstanding their language or country of origin, respect each other and live together peacefully,” explains Neil Goodwin of Unite as One. The organisation is currently gathering signatures for their peace pledge which says yes to humanity,

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The chaotic Games preparations have no doubt tarnished India’s image and could dent the country’s possibility of securing a bid for the 2020 Olympics.

UCT basketball slam dunks xenophobia Cara-Leigh Shepherd

SPORTS BITES

Slam Dunk – Gabon defeated Angola 21-17 in the final of this year’s All Africa Games.

Picture: garethsmit.com

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by Garcia-Lopez in Thailand Open semi-final

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