2012: Edition 1

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Matrics unprepared for UCT SAX SELLS

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atriculants are becoming increasingly unprepared for university once they leave school, lacking the basic skills necessary for university learning. Consequently, graduates are inadequately prepared for the workplace; this according to an article published in the Mail & Guardian on January 26th.

In an interview with VARSITY, Professor Ian Scott, Deputy Dean of Higher Education Development at UCT, said that the root of this problem lies in the school system. Because of this, said Scott, universities have to compensate for students’ inadequate preparation by adjusting admissions policies and by implementing certain programmes and initiatives to ensure that students reach the level required for university learning.

UCT has a number of measures in place to compensate for some students’ lack of vital academic skills. The Academic Development Programme (ADP) at UCT has implemented various interventionist programmes to further the access and success rate of students from educationally disadvantaged backgrounds.

The Writing Centre, which forms part of the Language Development Group (LDP) under the ADP, is another such initiative. Its mission is to “promote and facilitate access to higher education at both undergraduate and postgraduate levels within an ethos of social justice and redress,” says Ermien Van Pletzen, co-ordinator of the LDP. Through one-on-one consultations with students, they are able to identify curriculum needs so that they can be dealt with accordingly.

One of the ADP’s biggest and most successful initiatives is the implementation of extended curricula. These are lengthened degree programmes that “integrate the development of foundational knowledge with academic skills in the courses themselves,” says Scott.

These programmes are specifically tailored for students from disadvantaged educational

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Image: michael.currin.co.za SAXXY AND THEY KNOW IT – With 35 000 copies printed, students came out in numbers to sell SAX Appeal and the chance to win a romantic dinner with Jeannie D. Story continues on page 3. backgrounds to enhance their chances of success at university. “I prefer the smaller class sizes because I’m guaranteed the support and individual attention that I need,” says Amy Abrahams, a second-year commerce student in the extended degree programme.

universities have to compensate for students inadequate preparation

the school system’s ability to prepare matriculants for university learning fully depends on two factors: the first is a school system deeply affected by the legacy of apartheid as well as the challenges of existing in a developing country, and the second is the socio-economic circumstances that determine the type of school that one attends.

According to Scott, these factors together ensure that “the school system will not be able to deliver

the number of prepared students that universities need it to for a long time.”

Whether universities should play a role in teaching students these basic skills at a higher education level is highly contested amongst university educators. Most believe that their focus should be on theoretical learning rather than employability.

“Universities must create a space for students to learn what they did not at school. This is a fundamental element

of transformation,” said Scott.

Given the number of challenges that South African schools face, if universities are to rely solely on schools to address this issue, the redress goal cannot be met, said Scott.

“The school system is not going to improve its output to the extent that we need it to. If it is within the university’s power to help these students, then they have the responsibility to do so.”

Ideally, basic skills such as reading and writing should be taught at school level.

Scott explained, however, that

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NEWS BITES State of the Nation Address CAPE TOWN – In the annual State of the Nation address on Thursday, February 9th, President Jacob Zuma laid out plans to tackle the need for job creation, competitive mining, refurbishment of hospitals and nursing homes, and access to housing for low-income earners. Crime has dropped by 5%, unemployment to 23.9% and 365 000 people were employed in 2011, Zuma said in a review of 2011. – News 24

Gambian cabinet dissolved BANJUL – Gambian President Yahya Jammeh has dissolved his cabinet just two months after his 72% landslide win in November’s elections. Jammeh runs several key ministries and often reorganises his cabinet. In his new term, he has vowed to clamp down on lazy workers, eradicate corruption and turn his country into an economic superpower. Jammeh has been in power since 1994. – News24

Freezing temperatures UKRAINE – Ukraine is experiencing its coldest winter in over six years. The cold snap has claimed 101 lives so far, many of whom were homeless, found dead due to temperatures dropping as low as –33oC. Many have also been treated for frostbite, hypothermia and other cold-related ailments. Food and drink are being handed out to the homeless and 3 000 heated tents have been set up. – Guardian.co.uk

Famine over in Somalia SUDAN – The United Nations has announced that Somalia’s famine has ended. Good rains, an exceptional harvest and donor aid have improved conditions for millions of people living there. Good rains, coupled with agricultural and humanitarian aid, yielded a harvest that was double the average of the past 17 years. The next 90 days will be closely monitored to ensure the region does not slip back into extreme hunger. – BBC

Egypt protests postsoccer riots CAIRO – Witnesses claim security forces did little to prevent the death of 74 people in a riot after a soccer game in Port Said on February 1st.

Egyptian activists are now demanding the resignation of their Supreme Council of the Armed Forces and its chief Field Marshal, Hussein Tantawi. Over 600 people were injured when they clashed with police trying to reach the interior ministry in Cairo. – News24

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Humanities online registration falls short Olivia Wainwright

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n January, UCT’s Humanities faculty offered its online registration for the second consecutive year. Students were hopeful that this online process would enable them to enjoy a speedier registration than in previous years.

A Vula tab titled “undergraduate registration� allowed eligible students to choose from a range of online forms that could then be submitted. However, many found problems when using the forms. The online chat room was host to many users expressing problems with their applications.

Joss Stevens, a third-year Humanities student, said, “I spent about an hour and a half just trying to send through my forms ‌ some people’s submissions didn’t go through, such as mine ‌ I ended up spending the same amount of time again in normal registration.â€?

Image: michael.currin.co.za TIME SAVER? – It was hoped that online registration would curb the queues.

Laureen Rautenbach, Humanities Faculty Manager, explained that technical problems “may have related to the operating system the students were using – apparently Apple [computers] did not interface well with the university's registration upload site.�

Demands of UCT workers not met Aimee Carelse

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uring a national cleaning sector strike in August 2011, the UCT cleaning staff expressed solidarity with national striking workers, demanding an “end to poor wages and working conditions.�

On behalf of the cleaning staff, the UCT Workers Forum produced a list of specific demands to be met

by UCT management. In a written response, Deputy Vice-Chancellor Professor Thandabantu Nhlapo explained that UCT management was unable to meet some of these demands, as they are not legally obliged to communicate with the Workers Forum.

“We are sick and tired of outsourcing oppressing us� “The Workers Forum demanded an increase in wages to be paid immediately, as well as a minimum wage of R6 500 to be implemented

by January this year. UCT workers are paid a Supplemented Living Level (SLL). The SLL is the minimum monthly income required to maintain a household of 4–5 people that is above the breadline,� explained John Critien, the Executive Director of Properties and Services.

UCT has control over this amount but it has “no control over the wages paid to workers beyond the SLL rate,� stated Nhlapo in his response to the Workers Forum.

However, according to Critien, the university’s Code of Conduct stipulates that the SLL will be increased annually according to the Consumer Price Index for the “urban low expenditure group.� An increase of 6.2% in the SLL was implemented

by UCT as of January 1st. This increased workers wages from R3 919.52 to R4 162.53. “Workers are free to negotiate wages beyond the SLL rates and some have done so,� said Critien.

Additionally, workers demanded a single wage from UCT instead of a payslip on which their wages were split between a “basic wage� and an “allowance.� Management responded to this demand by saying that the manner in which the wage was reflected on payslips “may vary from one employer to another, and is a matter between workers and employers.� As UCT workers are not directly employed by UCT itself, management could not accede to this demand.

Workers also demanded direct employment by UCT instead of being outsourced from companies such as Supercare and Metro. In the response to the Workers Forum, Nhlapo stated that “the Council of the university determined that the outsourcing model was appropriate for UCT [and] resolved to extend certain benefits to workers engaged at the UCT site.�

One UCT worker, employed

by Supercare and who wished to remain anonymous, expressed her grievances: “We are sick and tired of outsourcing oppressing us. With Supercare you don’t get benefits. I have been working for them for a long time and I am still struggling.

Sometimes I don’t even want to go to work, but I am the breadwinner so I have no choice.�

In their list of demands, the Workers Forum also requested the protection of participating workers from “penalty, victimisation, or discipline of any kind.� “[During the strike] the intimidation of workers was reported to us. UCT accommodated those workers who felt they could not return home at night for fear of reprisals,� explained Critien.

Others students were unaware of the online registration process.

Emma Hosking, a third-year BSocSci student, said, “I found that the online registration was not clearly advertised – by the time I came to register online I realised there was a date by which the form had to be submitted, and I

was unfortunately too late.�

Some students, however, found that the online registration worked for them. Andreas Hadjiyannis said, “I only have positive things to say about the online registration process. All in all, registration took an hour and required minimal effort, which was a process that usually took several hours and was frustrating for all involved.�

Few students registered online according to Rautenbach, who believed this was because students were “not aware of it, as they did not use their UCT email addresses to which the notice had been sent; others had heard of friends experiencing problems and didn't think it was worth the effort.�

The Humanities faculty is aware of problems around the process, as Dr Karen van Heerden, Deputy Registrar, explained: “For the future we are looking at a self-service online functionality for students who are fully within the rules.�

Student laptop initiative launched Chris van der Westhuyzen

All laptops come with Windows 7 Professional and Microsoft Office he University of Cape 2010 pre-installed. According to Town is taking part in the Hughes, this will amount to an national Student Laptop Initiative. even bigger saving, as the software This aims to provide quality is valued at approximately R3 500. laptops at discount prices to Each deal offered through the students and staff members of Student Laptop Initiative is also participating universities. packaged differently with regard Deals were negotiated with to after-sale service, warranties laptop vendors Pinnacle and and delivery details. Learners are Acer by the Association of South therefore advised to evaluate each African University Directors of deal before making a purchase.

Information Technology and the UCT has stated that transactions Purchasing Consortium, on behalf relating to the purchasing of of South African laptops are higher education entirely between institutions. computer The range of laptops the Steffne Hughes, supplier and the was designed to ICTS Team Leader end-user. UCT accommodate various also states that for Training and Communications, it will not be user needs said that both held responsible hardware vendors for anything were properly vetted during the that might go wrong during the tender process to ensure that only procurement process. quality computer equipment was The deal additionally allows made available. for the purchase of two laptops The range of laptops was per year. designed to accommodate various user needs. “We selected a variety For more information, visit of laptops so that more people icts.uct.ac.za – Student Laptop can make use of the initiative. Initiative – or dial 086 172 4005.

The models that are available for The full range of laptops can be purchase range from the more viewed at studentlaptop.co.za (for affordable entry-level netbooks Lenovo products), or aceredu.co.za to the more advanced machines, (for the Acer range). which are also more expensive�, said Hughes.

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UCT “bringing SAXxy back”

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number of offers for residence by five or ten percent. This is designed to mitigate the effect of students n accommodation dilemma not showing up and, consequently, hit UCT at the start of this major budgetary problems for the year, as the number of students department of student housing,” needing accommodation exceeded explained Laird-Smith. the number of bed space in the According to Laird-Smith, the residences. Students had to stay students in transit accommodation in transit accommodation in Glen are provided residence on a firstresidence, Baxter, Clarinus, Tugwell, come, first-served basis. However, Fuller Hall and Leo Marquad until the department of student housing permanent accommodation could does prioritise students who are be arranged. seventeen years of age, providing According residence for to James Lairdthem first, as Smith, Residence UCT’s accommodation they are not able Co-ordinator of to enter into system is based on the SRC, UCT’s contracts and guesswork accommodation rent housing system is based themselves. on a predictive Nolukholo process, whereby the university Tshwete, standing Director for will estimate the expected number Student Housing Admissions and of students applying for residence Advocacy, assured VARSITY that each year. the accommodation dilemma had A problem arises when the been solved during the final week university’s guess is off the mark, of the vacation, and all students and more students arrive hoping for in transit accommodation recresidence accommodation than are eived permanent forms of expected. These students are then accommodation, be it in residences put into transit accommodation, or off-campus. which is often simply a large living “The accommodation crisis has area – much like a dormitory – until not been as bad as some years in permanent residence is organised. the past,” explained Laird-Smith.

According to UCT’s website, about “There have been times when 6 600 students were expected to transit students overflowed into take up residence this year. the Steve Biko building too.”

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Image: michael.currin.co.za SELL IT – Freshers start early to increase SAX sales.

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t 4.30am on Thursday, February 9th, hundreds of UCT firstyear students marched the streets of Cape Town. The mission: to sell 50 000 SAX Appeal magazines to UCT’s surrounding communities by 10am the same morning.

The event happens annually near the end of UCT’s orientation week to raise money for UCT’s Student Health and Welfare Centres Organisation (SHAWCO). The event usually raises over R600 000. Firstyears are transported to different areas around Cape Town, where they must sell as many SAX Appeal magazines to passers-by as possible.

SAX Appeal is co-ordinated

by Remember and Give (RAG), UCT’s student-run fund-raising organisation and development agency. RAG chairperson Jesse Twum-Boafo, said that “SAX Appeal is our largest project. It makes more than 50% of the income that we make for SHAWCO.” The areas where the students are dropped include communities close to the university, as well as surrounding areas, from Camps Bay to Milnerton. According to Max Price, UCT’s Vice-Chancellor, SAX Appeal gives the first-years “a unique experience of street life in the mother city.”

The freshers are encouraged to dress up according to a chosen

theme. This year they came dressed to the theme “Bringing SAXxy back.”

The SAX Appeal Facebook page encouraged them to rewind to the bright colours of the ‘70s and ‘80s and to “get inspired by Eric Prydz’s music video, ‘Call On Me’. ” While most of the girls were kitted-out in lacy tights, low-cut tops, short skirts and underwear over their clothing, the boys showed a lot of leg and torso – many of them just in their boxers or luminous leggings.

A past UCT student, Mike Browne, stated, “[I] was very impressed with the energy and vibes at 6.30am.”

Last year two sellers were hit by cars in two different areas while standing at intersections; there were no such incidents this year.

A first-year girl selling magazines in Camps Bay was given R100 by a driver who did not accept a copy of the magazine. Another firstyear girl in the Claremont area was asked by a passer-by if she was “a real prostitute.”

Vickey Floyd, the Project Manager of the SAX Appeal this year, said that they had expected roughly 1 500 sellers, but their preliminary numbers show that they had well over 2 000 sellers participating on the day. She also stated that, after a few hitches with the buses were resolved in the early morning, the day was able to carry on smoothly.

Freshers’ Braai: welcome to UCT Kaede Wildschut

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n Thursday, February 2nd, approximately 6 000 UCT students braved the wind and gathered on the university rugby fields for the 2012 UCT Freshers’ Braai.

The Student Orientation and Advocacy Centre (SOAC) along with the SRC and UCT Radio organise the Braai annually to welcome new students and mark their inauguration into university life.

The main entertainment came from the stage hosting bands and rap artists. Throughout the evening freebies were thrown into the excited crowd.

In addition to the music and performances, Deputy ViceChancellor Danie Visser took to the stage to deliver a speech which urged students to communicate with their SRC and to voice their demands on the university. However, many students were oblivious to the fact that there had been a guest speaker.

The Braai was well-managed and under control, with no reports of misbehaviour or issues of safety.

Lucas Dinzi of G4S security said that the Braai ran smoothly, with no crimes reported. He explained that each bag was searched at the entrances for alcohol, illegal substances and weapons. No alcohol was on sale.

The entire SRC attended the event in striking red jumpsuits. Members spent the evening in the main entertainment area, spreading the

word about the upcoming Freshers’ sports tournament, and painting first-years’ faces.

Also attending were the UCT Green Campus Initiative in green jumpsuits, and Orientation leaders in T-shirts colour-coded by faculty. Naledi Maponopono, a Humanities Orientation leader, said, “It’s been great, really successful.

We O-leaders are working hard to integrate the kids across all the faculties and also to vibe the place up.”

Students were mostly positive about the event. A first-year Humanities student, Jane Borman, said, “I think it’s been pretty successful. It’s been lots of fun.” While most students agreed that they were having fun at their Freshers’ Braai, there were a few critical attendants.

The main criticism was the lack of alcohol. One student said, “It would be so much more fun, and everyone would socialise more easily.”

Another complaint was about the genre of music played at the Braai: “I don’t listen to this type of music.

The entertainment seems to be targeted at people who listen to rap and hip-hop.”

Despite these critiques, those that attended seemed largely satisfied with the festivities. The Student Orientation and Advocacy Centre said that they felt the Braai had been a success. SRC member Michael Moss agreed that, although there were some issues that could be worked on next year, the Freshers’ Braai 2012 went down very well.

Image: michael.currin.co.za CELEBRATE – First-years celebrate the start of a new academic year.

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UCT student launches social commerce site Olivia Wainwright On Monday January 23rd Ivan Cadri, a third-year computer science and electrical engineering student, launched www.ripplesale. com. The website, set up for the use of UCT students, is a social network which allows students to advertise and buy items online.

Cadri describes the website as “just an attempt at social commerce, trying to use community networks to run their own retail.” By keeping the website within the student community, Cadri hopes that people will be able to buy and sell the items they need quickly and more economically.

Currently, UCT has no such website. Students often sell books through shops on campus, which take a percentage of the profits.

With the launch of Ripple Sale, this could change.

Not only does the website allow students to interact with each other socially and financially, it also uses a database which records the sales and purchases of students, as well as the items they have browsed. In the future, this technology will be used

to provide suggested merchandise to its users.

Cadri believes his website offers something new to students, saying, “I picked on social commerce because it was a ‘fresh’ idea. It would be difficult to top Facebook or Google+ as social networks, yet I still think this whole student retail idea might not have been tackled yet.”

The website has the potential not just for individuals but for student groups and student-run businesses to sell online.

The site relies on large numbers of users in order to work effectively.

Cadri explains: “The only way to predict the future is to use the past.

The only way I can suggest what books a law student will be buying at this time of the year is dependent on what a similar law student was buying or selling this time last year.”

If the website is successful, Cadri hopes the idea will spread to other universities and communities, saying “the possibilities are endless.”

For more information or to sign up, go to www.ripplesale.com.

Turmoil in Syria Thandeka Mujati

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nited Nations officials estimate that 6 000 people have died, while approximately 13 000 are now in detention and subject to torture, since protests began in Syria last March.

Syria’s current turmoil has come to resemble a civil war in recent weeks due to the regime’s willingness to deploy armed forces to suppress challenges to its authority.

Syrian President Bashar Assad has been accused of emulating his father and predecessor Hafez Assad’s ferocious crackdown on the Syrian city of Homs.

On February 4th 2012, the United Nations Security Council voted on a resolution that would demand for President Bashar Assad to cede power.

Thirteen council members voted in favour, while Russia and China challenged the West and vetoed the resolution. Russia complained that the resolution was “unbalanced” because it did not make sufficient demands on opposition groups to end attacks on the regime. They also felt that the resolution was a possible violation of Syria’s sovereignty.

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PUT TO THE VOTE – The Syrian President comes under fire at the UN. China’s state news agency Xinhua says the Sino- Russian veto “aimed at further seeking peaceful settlement of the chronic Syrian crisis and preventing possible drastic and risky solutions to it.”

The international community was enraged and disappointed after the Security Council meeting. On Sunday 5th February, US Secretary of State Hilary Clinton called for “friends of democratic Syria” to unite and ally against President Bashar Assad’s regime.

Clinton intends to consult with

other UN allies on how to “rescue this deteriorating situation before it is too late.” The US President Barack Obama went on to add that Assad had lost his legitimacy as a ruler.

In addition to an alliance of Arab countries, several other nations announced on Tuesday, February 8th, that they were calling their ambassadors home from Damascus. Tunisia has expelled Syria’s ambassadors in response to the “bloody massacre” and will no longer recognise the regime.

YOUR CAREER

AS A RESEARCH CONTRACTS MANAGER VARSITY speaks to WARDA SABLAY, Research Contracts Manager at UCT’s Research Contracts and Intellectual Property Services (RCIPS), Department of Research and Innovation Describe your role.

I am one of 3 Contracts Managers, all admitted attorneys. We are responsible for drafting, reviewing, negotiating and finalising a range of research-related contracts. We liaise internally with academics and support staff and externally with local and international funders. We centrally manage, authorise and negotiate research contracts entered into with our wide variety of funders. I have held this position since May 2009.

Academic and professional qualifications?

BCom Economics & Law (2004) and LLB (2007). Admitted as an Attorney of the Western Cape High Court (March, 2009) and currently a member of the Cape Law Society.

Certificate in Compliance Management from UCT Law @ work (2010). Various short courses sponsored by UCT. Presentation skills, Coaching & Mentoring Skills for Managers and Understanding contracts for effective control and Reading and writing legal language (2009-2011).

Describe a typical day in the life of a Research Contracts Manager.

I draft, negotiate and sign off on researchrelated contracts; capture contract information – payments, VAT status and finance-related information – on our internal database.

Liaising with finance managers, academics, researchers and funders; and attend to related administrative matters.

Which skills and personal qualities contribute to your success in this position?

Hard-working and meticulous. Possess organisational skills, negotiation skills, assertiveness and good knowledge of relevant UCT policies. Can work well both independently and within a team, which is required for the contract process to run smoothly.

What challenges have you encountered?

I had to source finance for my studies, and relying on student loans and bursaries motivated me to work harder to fulfil these obligations. Being a woman in the legal profession means working harder than men: the legal profession, for now, is still male-dominated.

Moving from corporate to academic was challenging, at first. To adapt to extensive paperwork and reporting levels and the change from a fast-paced corporate to a more structured academic environment was not easy.

Which positions have you held previously?

Candidate Attorney and Professional Assistant at Abrahams & Gross Inc from Jan 2007Apr 2009

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While working at RCIPS, I have drafted various contracts for projects which have taken off. I was involved in drafting the licence agreement for PeptoSport, a muscle-recovery drink formulation developed by Andrew Bosch and licensed to DSM Nutritional Products South Africa as part of its Pepto range.

What advice would you give to current students?

Work hard. Don’t give up: it will all be worth it in the end. Grab any opportunities that come your way; many students are not aware of all the opportunities offered by UCT, so educate yourself! We all have the ability to do great things, so do not let anyone or anything hold you back.

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editorial Editorial

Stephanie Venter Editor-in-Chief

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Caterina Aldera Managing Editor

“It’s not that I’m smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.”

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someone you miss.

Running with this, my hope for today (being the “day of love” and all things good) is that each of you will take it to heart to help that little lost first-year find her lecture venue, say “Good morning” to the cleaning staff you pass on your way to a lecture or offer to run an errand to help someone out.

We’re not perfect and most of the time the prospect of solving “world peace” may be far too daunting but the small things really do make a difference.

Rhynhardt Krynauw, Copy Editor New year, new strategy Oh, Cupid. That angel. That cherubic archer. That chubby little bastard.

I know it’s a cliché to bitch about this kind of thing on Valentine’s Day, but they gave me a soapbox from which to shout, and shout I shall.

I guess I could at this point launch into a diatribe of accusations levelled against money-hungry greetingcard companies, but that’s been done to death.

Instead, I shall make an offer. The Valentine’s e-card I sent around last year read: “If this card isn’t finally going to get you naked, my heart’s

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40% pass rates implemented by the apartheid government, who weren’t exactly known for their scholastic innovation – unless one thinks Bantu Education was particularly useful.

Systems such as the Bantu Education system have, I believe, contributed to a lack of a culture of learning in South Africa, which has the nett effect of throttling the scholastic achievement of South Africans. Many of the problems are indeed inherited, but the lack of a clearly-communicated plan from the Department of Education to tackle this is discomfiting 18 years after democracy commenced.

The continual changing of the system in South Africa is another problem that, though acknowledged at times, isn’t given enough through-thought by the Department, it seems.

The infamous Outcome-Based Education (OBE) system was scrapped after only two or three years of graduates, leaving in its wake a system for which I have yet to hear a new name.

As a product of OBE myself – in fact, I was part of the first group to matriculate in the system – I can acutely describe the flaws with its management, flaws that I strongly suspect are permeating this new system too.

The overriding perception is that there is a lack of a longterm plan. When a new system is implemented, syllabuses for grades 0 to 12 should be set, with little room for change. The odd tweak here and there is forgivable, but overall, when each subject area will be covered should already have been decided.

As a university, we need to be concerned about the state of education in South Africa.

It is hard to think of an area of governance that affects us more.

Food for thought. And happy Valentine’s Day. S

Lyndall Thwaits, Deputy Editor At the end of the day it’s not easy to be the “kind model individual” that gets ingrained into us when we’re young. You can’t deny you’ve not had those days punctuated with a *facepalm when there is little on your mind but just getting through the day, let alone doing something kind for a stranger.

I have, however, learnt over time that it’s the little things in life which really make me appreciate the things I do have. The smallest act of kindness: a smile from a stranger, a note of thanks or a phone call from

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ducation receives 19% of the annual state budget, making it the biggest slice of the pie. Totalling R189 billion, the Department of Education in South Africa spends more per child on education and resources than 75% of the rest of the world.

Despite this, South Africa remains one of the bottom-scoring countries in terms of Maths and Physical Science, our matric pass rates remain inconsistent at best, and in all educational discussions that I have heard of, the percentage of potential scholars not qualifying to write their school-leaving exams is not discussed at all.

Even compared to the rest of Africa – a continent on which we’re purported to be the powerhouse and one riddled with complex social and economic problems – we’re flailing dismally.

Despite their country’s economic woes, Zimbabweans, for example, often kick South Africans’ asses at university. It seems that, after A-levels, first-year tertiary education is a breeze.

It’s time for South Africa to get its act together. This is a simple statement, and many will scream that the problems are far more complex than I realise and will take years to correct. If someone could hazard a guess at this time-frame and show me a clear-cut, infallible 20-, 30-, or even 50-year plan to tackle this, I would be happy to entertain their debate.

That the Department of Education is trying, I have no doubt.

But certain facts remain that they seem unaware are fundamental flaws in our education system.

Firstly, we allow a pass rate of between 30 and 40%, depending on the subject written at a matric level. How is it possible to consider a person sufficiently educated when they know approximately a third of the required work?

It is interesting to me that the current South African government has continued with the 30 and

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not really in it. Happy Valentine’s Day.” That didn’t work.

New tactic: single ladies on campus, contact me. All applicants will be regarded as initially equal. If you should be selected as the lucky winner, a treasure-trove of romantic delights awaits you. Good luck.

Also – and this is important – I’m not nearly as creepy-looking as that picture suggests.

To the rest of you, have a lovely Valentine’s Day. Remember: no glove, no love.

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t has been over a month since the end of the United Nations (UN) climate negotiations, COP17, in Durban. The outcomes and official spirit at closing were positive, while the unofficial spirit amongst NGOs and civil society did not present quite so optimistic a view. The event no longer seems newsworthy, but the issue remains a stark contemporary reality and reflection on the structure of the process, if not so much the outcomes, is necessary.

In physics, Newtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s First Law of Motion states that an object will continue in its state of being unless subjected to an external force. This property causes something to keep on going until something else intervenes in the present, so as to alter its future course.

The Second World War catalysed the birth of the UN and, even before then, supernational governance seemed an inevitable and necessary consequence of a world becoming globalised. Since then, its structure has remained the same, even though the world has changed dramatically.

The UNâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s platform has come to be seen more as an opportunity for member states to advance their national interests than one which works towards better conditions for the entire globe. This is the reason parties engaged so fervently about the most minute details at COP17: not because the main concern is the planet, but because the tension between over-arching cause and the varieties of national interest is resolute.

The forces of WWII set the UN in motion, and more than half a centuryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s worth of organisational inertia has turned it into the largest bureaucracy in history. It must be rebuilt to take

cognisance of the world in the 21st century, while necessarily keeping intervention programmes intact to avoid human costs. Conferences that produce unworkable outcomes seem a redundant form of organisation and agency.

UN conventions do not have mechanisms to account for some of the biggest players, such as Walmart or BP, where executives make decisions of far greater consequence than the leaders of most countries.

While these non-state actors are still subject to the laws of countries in which they operate, such a third-tier arrangement seems irreconcilable in the age of global capitalism.

organisational inertia has turned it into the largest bureaucracy in history A move for conventions towards a dynamic model, such as that employed by the World Economic Forum (WEF), may prove more effective and relevant.

The WEF is the meeting ground for individuals and companies that shape the world in which we live.

The debate surrounding the â&#x20AC;&#x153;decline of the nation stateâ&#x20AC;? has been raging for decades, but perhaps it can

be recognised that transnational concerns and challenges can no longer include only politicians as actors, while relegating civil society and big business to the sidelines.

The US invasion of Iraq in 2003 was criticised as illegal in terms of the statutes of the UN, and a cited reason for the war was al-Qaeda, a non-state actor.

Although climate conventions seem a far cry from the Security Council, this incident illustrated two important lessons in the fight for climate justice. It illustrated that it is possible to show little regard for UN sanction with negligible consequence and that the growing importance of non-state actors affects structures of governance, the rule of law and the contemporary reality for citizens of the world.

It is apparent that large-scale innovation of the UN has become overtly necessary. The window of opportunity to apply the necessary forces of change and pressures, to intervene in the present towards fairer and better systems, is increasingly narrow, as the challenge continues to develop.

In order for this generation to alter the future course of global governance, responsibility in developing that opportunity would need not only be acknowledged, but also acted upon.

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Doomsday set for 21 December Joann Julius

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A complicated affair: South Africa, Syria and the rest

Rob Attwell

he Mayan Calendar speaks of impending catastrophe and fortune-tellers of every sort are shouting that it will soon be the end of the world. Do you believe it and are you ready to go?

There have been enough movies gracing the big screen for you to get a vague sense of an apocalypse on the horizon. Will we all be washed away in a global tsunami, or will a planetsized meteor destroy the world? One thing is for sure: just as there was a beginning, so too will there be an end. The million-dollar question, however, is “When?”.

South Africa’s support for last Tuesday’s UN resolution on Syria marks the first time in recent outh African foreign policy history in which our nation’s makers have broken new stance on important international ground by not siding with China issues reflects our constitution over the issue of Syria. South Africa and values. supported a UN resolution on The rejection of the resolution Syria which puts pressure on the has soured relations between Arab Assad regime to end the violence League nations and the “R” and “C” in that country – hopefully paving members of BRICS. However, Arab the way for a peaceful settlement League leader Nabil Elaraby has and transition of power that must been quick to say that the League take place. will continue to Clayson Monwork with both it seems that he yela, Ministry Beijing and Mosof International cow to bring about plans to kill Relations spokesan end to the crisis everyone who man, said, “It is in Syria. might oppose him important that the Meanwhile, in Syrian people be troubled Syria, allowed to decide government forces their own fate, including their – some from the comfort of their future leadership.”

Russian-made tanks – continue Traditionally, South Africa has to bombard the city of Homs. The sided with China and Russia on bombardment has claimed the lives issues of international relations, of hundreds of civilians in the past a reflection of South Africa’s week alone. inclusion in the BRICS (Brazil, While the bombs fall on Russia, India, China and South Homs, Russian foreign minister Africa) framework and economic Sergei Lazrov has embarked on and diplomatic reliance on China a diplomatic mission that would in particular. Unfortunately, China allow President Assad to end the and Russia vetoed the resolution. conflict on his own terms and at When the issue of Syria his discretion. previously came up at the UN, At the moment, it seems that he South Africa followed China’s plans to kill everyone who might lead, rejecting efforts to bring oppose him before he is finally about change in Syria. China forced to stand for post-violence and Russia have a reputation for election or step down. inaction on human rights issues, It is unfortunate that South and South Africa tends to follow Africa’s maturation as an that example. international player and nonThis was no more evident permanent member of the Security than in 2007, when South Africa Council should be so tragically sided with China and Russia in ineffective. The veto on the part rejecting a resolution calling on the of Russia and China still means Burmese military junta to respect the Syrian people will continue human rights. to suffer.

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The best survivor’s guide is your own experience The Mayan Long Count Calendar abruptly ends on 13.0.0.0, which, according to the Gregorian calendar, is the equivalent of December 21st, 2012. The hieroglyphs on an ancient stone tablet found in Mexico in the ‘60s say that in 2012, Bolon Yokte, the Mayan god of war and creation, will descend from the sky. Some speculate that this is a warning of some global disaster.

So what will you do if, on December 21st, the world does end?

Are you going to stand and watch the world destroyed or will you be amongst the survivors who were smart enough to be prepared? Well, here follows some friendly advice of what you could do regardless of when it may be needed...

(1) Get comfortable with living in the great outdoors. The best survivor’s guide is your own experience, so go camping and spend time in a tent. Sleep on the

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ground and learn to navigate using the position of the sun and stars.

(2) Buy the basics. Invest in a thick fleecy coat, tent and sleeping bag. Also, get a backpack with solar panels to power up your rechargeable batteries, waterproof matches, a firstaid kit, wind-up radio, GPS, fishing line, and hooks.

(3) Keep up your strength.

Stock up on at least a two weeks’ worth of water in glass cooler jugs and non-perishable foods, such as dried fruit, vegetables, instant rice, noodles, canned beans and spices. And don’t forget your multivitamins and a good stash of biltong or droëwors.

(4) Protect yourself. A long knife or machete is a great tool for clearing bush, setting up a makeshift shelter and defending yourself. It’s also great for cutting up whatever food you manage to catch.

(5) Learn to adapt. Don’t expect to have access to power, petrol, or TV, or even (gasp!) Internet connectivity.

You best get used to the idea of not having it around. Find other ways of entertaining yourself. Pack the Monopoly, snakes-and-ladders and chess set.

(6) Finally, make peace with anyone you’ve wronged. The last thing you need is to waste time tracking down a buddy to whom you lied a few days earlier just so you have a clear conscience, rather than getting deep underground and into a shelter. Make the most of the time you have and be ready for anything.

Whether or not the Mayan calendar is anything to go by and you believe the world is going to end on December 21st, it never hurts to be prepared. So take my advice: make sure your bags are packed and ready for anything this year.

Homosexuality: native species or foreign invader?

Michelle October

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t seems the ideological tug-ofwar between the West and Africa has reached its peak, following the UN Secretary General’s warning that African leaders should respect gay rights.

Shortly before this statement, Ghanaian President Atta Mills declared that Ghana would not bow to British pressure and legalise homosexuality. This came after British Prime Minister David Cameron threatened last year to cut off aid to African countries that refuse to recognise gay rights.

At present, 38 out of 53 African countries criminalise homosexuality, and many more are in the process of drawing up such legislation.

African leaders have come up with a wealth of reasons for introducing such legislation, citing that it is a threat to the traditional heterosexual family. Many have latched on to a misguided view that homosexuality is a decadent foreign practice, brought onto African soil

by its former colonisers.

That this stance is wrong and easily discredited by a wealth of literature and educated opinion has been widely overlooked by both the media and the African leaders involved.

the biggest proponent of homophobic laws is historically not even African What is also interesting to note is the lack of African public opinion on the matter. The view from the West, which no doubt plays a significant role in bolstering Western support on the matter, must be that the African people either have no say in the matter, or have chosen to silence their views. The only activist groups showing signs of retaliation to the bills are gay and lesbian rights activists, who are in the minority.

Historically alone, the claims made by African leaders about the origins of homosexuality should be

enough to discredit any legalisation on the matter. History tells us that Rome was the first civilisation to engage in homosexual acts. History fails to tell us what the natural sexual landscape was in precolonial Africa, given that civil and governmental documentation was only introduced when the British and French touched down on African soil.

What history does tell us, however, is that the British saw what they called “unnatural sex” among Ugandan locals and introduced legalisation against it. This legislation still exists in Ugandan law today.

Additionally, pioneers for anti-gay laws, especially in the much-publicised Ugandan case, are American evangelical antigay activists.

Thus, in the knowledge that Christianity is in its essence a religion not indigenous to Africa, it is logical to conclude that the biggest proponent of homophobic laws is historically not even African.

African leaders, of course, genuinely believe that homosexuality is a foreign concept exclusively Western,

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and should be kept that way.

This stance also bolsters African leaders’ dominant anti-West ideological standpoint that garners so much support, while at the same time enjoying the lavish lifestyles afforded them by squandering generous Western aid.

The question here is not whether or not the African law-makers are right, or whether they should listen

to the West. The question is a lot simpler, and a lot harder to answer: when will the people of Africa start thinking for themselves?

In the pursuit of ultimate, pure Africanism, we have gone too far and have lost ourselves in Western values entrenched so deeply in our psyche, we can no longer independently determine what is right and what is wrong.

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Living in a fantasy, much?

Carla de Klerk

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few weeks ago, we all listened to convicted murderer Donovan Moodley’s new plea for a retrial on account of him being bullied by three drug dealers to take the blame for student Leigh Mathews’ death. Moodley brought his new “evidence” to light after first admitting to the crime, and then brooding in prison for the past seven years.

To me, this news sent images of “the big bad wolf ” targeting poor Red Riding Hood’s grandmother to my imagination. Apparently the rest of the country felt the same, as the plea for retrial was labelled as “flights of fancy’” Even Judge Joop Labuschagne described that the new plea was full of “inconsistencies”.

I can’t say I disagree with him: the chances of three drug dealers “forcing” you to take blame for a murder, to plead guilty for that murder then to come out with the “truth” seven years after being jailed

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this case does shed a different light on quite a few other cases

are pretty slim.

However, this case does shed a different light on quite a few other cases that, in my opinion, also carry a few “inconsistencies”.

Firstly, Shabir Shaik: one of the most notorious men to be in the news for the last few years.

In 2005, Shaik was found guilty of corruption and fraud after

the infamous arms deal. He was sentenced to prison for 15 years.

Interestingly, soon after arriving at prison he contracted a severe medical condition and was released on medical parole after only serving slightly over two years.

Since then, Shaik has regularly been seen out dining and golfing; at least this indicates that fresh air is

indeed a cure for terminal illnesses.

So what, really, is the difference between Shabir Shaik and Donovan Moodley?

Both are criminals convicted of serious crimes. Both served a fraction of their time behind bars after realising prison is no luxury game ranch, and then decided it was time to leave.

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Shabir Shaik is currently resting and gaining spirit at the ranch, and Moodley? Well, I guess he shouldn’t have used the good old excuse of “the devil made me do it” (in modern times the “devil” is of course the evil drug dealer down in Mowbray).

I can’t follow this argument through without also mentioning ex-police commissioner and former Interpol president Jackie Selebi. Selebi was still at the helm of South Africa’s police force when he was disgraced as he was charged with corruption.

Is it not odd that the honourable ex-commissioner was also recently seen hanging out more and more around the sick bay?

He, however, has not been granted parole (yet). Personally, I think the prisons must most definitely be in perfectly disgraceful conditions, if all these rich, powerful men fall so dreadfully ill there.

If policemen are criminals, businessmen are schemers without a backbone and even politicians are oftentimes in the news for corruption, who, then, should you believe? If one is rich and famous it is normal to suddenly catch a deadly illness and rather go golfing on Sundays instead of sweeping the prison yard.

Maybe Moodley’s story isn’t as far-fetched as everyone thought...

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Playing by the rules No Stairway to Heaven Chris van der Westhuyzen

and therefore we expect these cases to be dealt with in a manner that upholds judicial independence, he supremacy of a thus ruling out any opportunity Constitution is the cornerstone for political conniving. of any democracy. No state can Unfortunately, the things we remain truly democratic if it allows expect of our leaders often amount any one of its citizens to live above to nothing more than wishful the law. The recognition of South thinking. The ANC has repeatedly Africa’s judiciary as an autonomous undermined the independence of arm of government is thus crucial, the judiciary by acting on its own for it is our justice system, and terms, with little or no regard for the legitimate functioning of our standard legal procedure. courts, that aims to prevent the President Jacob Zuma blames unlawful exercise of power. the judiciary for usurping the Our leaders government’s role in realised this back setting policy. Last in ’94, which is year he said that the Politicians end why the ANC was powers of the court up in court all particularly proud to “cannot be regarded the time adopt a constitution as superior to the that provides for an powers resulting independent judicial from a mandate given system free to operate without by the people in a popular vote.” government interference.

The ANC clearly thinks it is Today, however, it seems bigger than the constitution. Given the ruling party is growing this, it is easy to comprehend what increasingly indifferent to the Avusa editor-in-chief Mondli judiciary’s mandate. Politicians Makhanya describes as “the ruling end up in court all the time. party’s campaign to politicise Lately, a number of ANC officials the judiciary”. The ANC wants have been investigated for to reign supreme, unhindered by allegations of corruption, money legal scruples. laundering, divisive public So instead of allowing the utterances or just general abuse judiciary to do its job, which of power. is to uphold and preserve our These men and women fight constitutional rule of law, the back relentlessly, because there is so ruling party tends to trivialise the much at stake. They are determined role of the courts. This poses a to save their reputations, careers major threat to the strengthening and political clout, which is why of our democracy. they go to extreme lengths to prove South Africa needs to focus on that they’re innocent. the empowerment of its justice But as representatives of the system, whether our leaders public, politicians are accountable like it or not. After all, ours is a to the people who voted for them. government of laws and not of Their legal affairs concern all of us, men or women.

Is this the death of AutoTune?

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Dashalia Singaram

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here was a time when music was art. Singers painted with their lyrics, guitarists filled the background with scenic melodies and breath-taking solos. Aretha Franklin’s voice alone could bring an audience to tears.

Now, the sound of Taylor Swift rapping the words “I knit sweaters yo!” not only brings tears to one’s eyes but makes your ears bleed a little too.

And what do we hear between the bits where Taylor Swift goes gangster?

T-Pain’s disembodied voice. AutoTune has taken the music world by force.

Last year alone, more than 90% of Top 40 songs contained traces of Auto-Tune.

Is T-Pain to blame for this resurgence of Auto-Tuning in popular music? I say resurgence,

because contrary to popular belief and T-Pain’s claims, he was not the first person to use Auto-Tuning to tweak his sound.

It was, in fact Cher in her hit “Believe” from 1998, very many years before T-Pain was even heard of. And it was extremely cool.

After all, Brian May doesn’t demand credit every time someone rocks out on guitar.

She sang and tweaked, playing with pitch rather artistically.

Admittedly it did make her sound even more like a man than Justin Bieber, but, then again, who doesn’t?

It was Cher at her peak, making history, doing things many people criticised but more people loved.

Auto-Tune is not just making

music with machines. It can be a kind of art, maybe not quite Picasso but the musical equivalent of Photoshop. After all, some skill is required to tune the auto at the right moments, yes?

Shouldn’t we then give credit where credit is due, because we would be lying if we said we didn’t lose our minds a little when “Low” started playing in a club, wishing for Apple Bottom jeans and suppressing the urge to give that big booty a slap.

We’ve all danced and sung along to the huge hits. And that’s because they were good songs. Are they classics, though? Not really.

That’s where the bottom line lies.

Yes, T-Pain has won two Grammy Awards, and we should thank him for being an awesome soundtrack to many a drunken evening, but him demanding credit from other artists who use Auto-Tune is slightly ridiculous.

After all, Brian May doesn’t demand credit every time someone rocks out on a guitar.

The truth is, music is not what it used to be. And we can sit and complain, or we can roll with it. Rock ‘n roll, R&B and even pop music are no longer strict genres.

Lil Wayne plays the electric guitar (well, he tries) and no one can even classify what kind of music Foster the People make, but we love it.

Technology has given rise to dubstep and electro, so to condemn it would be cutting out much of the new and exciting music out there.

Will it still be around in 50 years?

I cannot say. But it’s here now. And in the words of truly great artists, maybe we should “Let it be”.

Republicans wrestle for the Right to Run Alex Searle

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ewt, Mitt, Ron and Rick. New names pop into the American vernacular faster than service at a McDonald’s drive-thru. They’ve become so ingrained that they are words with which we can now judge a person’s ignorance or drop into a dinner conversation.

And who are these mysterious characters hiding behind these larger-than-life names? The answer is quite disappointing: they’re politicians.

Yes, I know; I also had that look on my face. With first names barely clocking in at one syllable and suffering from a paucity of decent vowels, they sound like they belong to a parody Spice Girls group or the Canadian cousins of The Smurfs.

But don’t let it put you off; this catalectic foursome has recently become the talk of a nation writhing in its own glorious political goo.

It is an election year in the US, which means that Mr Obama will have to strap on his chain-mail to face nearly eleven months of non-stop attacks from that special someone from the Republican party.

Only after November 6th will he be able to rest easy again (and I say this

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with complete confidence in his reelection chances).

Until then, the limelight, usually reserved for an incumbent president, is swung in the direction of his possible opponents. The Republicans (or, traditionally, the GOP) have put forward a number of candidates, ranging from governors to senators to business tycoons, to spend inordinate amounts of money on campaign tours crisscrossing the American landscape.

At the end of it all, one of them will be officially endorsed by their party as the nominee to challenge

Obama for the presidency. One by one, they’ve dropped out of the “race”, as the faithful US media have termed it, making it sound more like a Nascar spectacle.

this time round the game is a little more dirty than before And a spectacle it certainly has been: online news publications, TV media, print and magazines have become used to blocking off space

for new content about the remaining four candidates coming in almost daily. Whether it’s following Mitt Romney on the trail in some dustbox in South Carolina or hounding Newt Gingrich’s dubious sexual history, they’re there to cover it, warts ‘n’ all.

However, this time round, the game is a little more dirty than before.

The candidates have taken it upon themselves to launch big-budget TV ads in which an opponent’s reputation or Congresssional voting record is shamelessly smeared for all the world to see.

I find it laughable that less than a

year ago these guys were all friends patting each other’s backs at smarmy convention luncheons, and now they can’t stand the sight of one another.

That, at least, is what they’re trying to portray.

At the moment, Mitt Romney is surging ahead of a sinking Newt Gingrich. The other two, Pennsylvania’s Rick Santorum and the crotchety Texan gynaecologist Ron Paul, are far behind the two frontrunners. Following caucus results and weekly polls can be a tiresome addiction, requiring almost hourly attention.

This year’s American political forecast is sure to be the most entertaining ever, with plenty of surprise twists and turns all before that beautiful November morning.

It’s the same script being played out as it has been for generations, but the spectacle of it all has us on the edge of our cheap seats, furiously chomping at the bit in anticipation of what’ll happen next.

We’ll laugh with Mitt, we’ll get angry with Newt, we’ll sympathise with Ron and we’ll root for Rick, but once President Obama’s Oath is taken again next year January, all this re-election drama will be just another faint memory as we shuffle back to work and the leaves fall on that cold Pennsylvania Avenue.

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Through the decades, as South Africa went from Union to Republic, from idiocy to democracy, VARSITY was there.

Politics has long been a front-page item, as some of these examples show. From racial segregation in the early years, and women’s liberation in the ‘70s, to the gay rights movement making a somewhat late appearance in the ‘80s, there was alway much to debate.

Prior to VARSITY’s commitment to gender equality sometime the publication of the stalwart Bird of the Week (seen below left), portraits and ended with artistic nudes.

VARSITY, despite being quite free to publish most things, did ‘80s, as you can see on below and on the right.

Student concerns have graced the pages of VARSITY througho on the SRC’s victory in bringing down food prices in 1981. 55c f 30c for a cup of tea? The fascists! Some issues have stood the test of annoy seniors, students still protest, and Jammie Steps is still whe the fashions of the day. Past anniversary editions, however, have seen in 1991’s fast-forward-50-years article, “Electronic Varsity” (

One of the tamer Birds of the Week. In the late ‘70s, topless models were not uncommon.

Rhynhardt Krynauw & Stephanie Venter

Our gratitude goes to The UCT Manuscripts and Archives Department, without whom this retrospective would not have been possible.

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Professor Stefanus Grootboom

SPOTLIGHT ON Liam Kruger

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You’ve been involved with the Ikeys lately – could you tell us more about that?

Officially they say I should be making promotional videos for them and stuff, but I do see myself as more of an influence within the team. I inspire a lot of inspiration.

I’m kind of like a life coach for them. I’m always willing to show them how I think things should go.

Obviously, they respect and listen to my criticism.

I think we’re going to take it all the way to the Varsity Cup. And then we want to get the Gees Fees happening on the field, get everyone having a party. It's about the show more than the rugby. The rugby happens while everyone parties. And there’s lots of stuff to be won from WHOCSOC as well.

e sit down with the star behind the “My Boerewors” video and new web series Professor Grootboom and try to get to know him better.

So, what’ve you been up to, Professor?

Since arriving in the big city from Settlerbosch, I’ve been shooting my web series, called Professor Grootboom, which you can see on whocsoc.com – there’s my little advertising – and that’s basically a sociological experiment to get to terms with the people of Cape Town; to see what makes them tick, what makes them who they are.

What have your findings been so far?

Ag, we’ve largely been doing student stuff so far. Mostly people are very friendly; the vibe is very cool. There’s only been one or two aggressive people, but that’s because I’m touching their girlfriends. I’m just talking to them, you know, maybe I’m grinding a little bit, but it gets a reaction from superprotective boyfriends.

That’s how people dance now.

Well, I mean this wasn’t on a dance floor, it was my church.

But you know, you’ve got to make everything your own party.

at the moment?

I think we're going to be filming a lot of the O-Week stuff – it's a very special time, all these 18year-old girls and guys come in.

They're confused, it’s the first time they’ve had freedom, and no-one can really judge them because the friends they’ll make in O-week they’ll probably never see again, so they can get away with murder.

And I do mean murder.

We’re also promoting the Ikey Tigers right now, helping them get along, keeping the team tough and strong, especially as they go on their away leg for the next few weeks. And getting Ikey the Tiger to be bigger than Tony the Tiger, because he’s pretty upset at not getting the Kellogg's endorsement.

I’m also working at bringing finger-guns back.

Otherwise, WHOCSOC (What Happens On/Off Campus) is developing a lot of ideas for new web series, trying to be the one site students go to for competitions and gig guides and reviews. So check that out.

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GROOTBOOM – Catch the latest episodes and more at whocsoc.com.

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Ja, I’ve got a few resolutions for the New Year. Maybe I should send this one out to the hip-hop club, and all the guys who cypher there, but I really want to get involved with rapping more. And maybe acting more. I could be a rapper-turnedactor. A raptor. And it’s pretty cool, I can make the raptor noise as well [makes raptor noise]. You’ve seen Jurassic Park, so you know that fear.

It came out in Settlerbosch three weeks ago.

We’re working on releasing a few more songs and music videos at the

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A fresh start Kishan Chokkappan

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he dawn of a new academic year at UCT brings with it the many loud, terribly excited and slightly anxious people we have considerately dubbed “Freshers”.

Many of you are only now leaving the cocoon that was your high school. Your life is about to begin.

A few suggestions that you may want to make note of during your first weeks at UCT: Don’t worry about parking on campus. This is the seniors’ problem. Use the Jammie Shuttles; they are your friends. Timing is important: the shuttles will often be packed, and you may struggle to breathe once boarded. If you want to be on time for your first-year classes, you would do well to get to shuttle stops early.

Jammie steps are the perfect spot to take a break and have a good chat with friends. There is a great view as well as good entertainment on Thursdays. It is important to note that the birds on Upper Campus on the Jammie Plaza area are not afraid of humans and, if the opportunity arises, they will swoop down and attempt, probably successfully, to grab your food.

Image: michael.currin.co.za Alcohol is a topic that many understand but not everyone can handle. Trenchtown’s two-for-one specials can get very ugly very quickly. Try and avoid going out mid-week if your work isn’t in order, because there’s a fair chance you won’t make it to campus the next day.

do not walk in high heels on campus No-one is going to manage your life for you. There’s no-one to force you to attend lectures, or to tell you to lay off the Steer’s special every night of the week. Just be careful of the fresher’s spread, that extra

inch or two of girth that first-years tend to gain over the first couple of weeks at UCT. Fall prey to the first-year spread, and you may find yourself with a new, less-thanappealing waist size.

Remember that the weather is temperamental, learn to manage your time, and do not walk in high heels on campus.

It’s impossible to cover everything here – you will discover a lot by yourself and through your new friends. Keep an open mind or risk missing out on many unique experiences. It is also vital to remember why you are at UCT. Forget that reason, and your first year could turn into two years.

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Night under the stars Anade Situma

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he beginning of the year tends to involve a lot of “culture” flying about – concerts, symposia, and festivals at variable levels of sobriety. Some of these take effort to get to, and involve work that you’ll have seen before – see The Comedy of Errors running at Maynardville until Saturday, February 18th – and some of these are new, and happening nearby. Jon Keevy’s Owl is one of the latter.

Running for two weeks at the Intimate Theatre on Hiddingh Campus, Owl is a one-woman show, performed by Briony Horwitz. It’s about a girl growing up in a small

town. In Keevy’s words, it’s a story about climbing trees, punching boys and kissing girls. It’s new, and it’s good.

Owl, both written and directed

by Keevy, features choreography

by Fiona Du Plooy and music

by Brydon Bolton – all three are independent artists that have been operating in Cape Town for some time.

Owl will be running from February 21st to March 2nd at the Intimate Theatre. Curtains go up at 8.00pm. Tickets are R60 at the door.

For more information or bookings, contact 084 249 8532 / owl@jonkeevy.com.

n the never-ending search for the perfect way to spend Saturday night, I found myself entering the pitch-black service elevator at 113 Loop Street.

Vinyl DIGZ is one of those gigs locals whisper about in the hope of avoiding a tourist invasion. My heart was fluttering in my chest, not because my sense of sight had been stolen from me, but because a minute earlier a very officious, sweaty man had said the spine-chilling words we fear the most: “We are filled to capacity.”

As we approached the door, ready for battle, we were met with one of the most pleasant surprises in O-Week’s history: somebody had finally realised that being packed to capacity has nothing to do with health and safety, and everything to do with personal space.

Patrons were seated in small groups, chatting and sharing jokes under the smooth sounds of oldschool hip-hop, R&B and soul on vinyl; sounds of a quality lost in the wake of technological advancement. I am willing to bet my soul that there is nothing sexier then TLC’s “Red Light Special” on vinyl, complemented by a rooftop view of Cape Town, fairy lights, and a warm breeze.

The event seemed to attract a particular breed of Capetonian – not that it was exclusive, but rather

Kudaladala at Mercury

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that it celebrated individuality.

Which is to say that there were hipsters everywhere.

The crowd was spectacular, from the magically rich-skinned African must-be-a-model types to the barefoot caramel beauties showing off their ethnicity with chunky beads and colourful turbans enshrouding runaway curls. You could be anyone, as long as you were willing to accept everyone.

The venue was decorated in a relaxed, eclectic style. It hosted

How to die alone Anade Situma

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t’s Valentine’s Day, and that means you probably want to find somewhere to take your special man- or lady-friend. If that’s the case, you’re out of luck: most of the VARSITY collective is single, and we’ve put together a list of bars we like going to, to forget about how single we are.

1. The Kimberley Hotel (CBD) This place is a hole, but it’s a wood-panelled hole with cheap drinks, a jukebox, and some weird statue art things near the entrance.

The people are friendly, and end up looking attractive one way or the other.

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ou know that morning-after depression you sometimes get after big nights? When you wake up and feel like a terrible person? It’s a crushing position to be in, a disease.

Luckily, Kudaladala is the cure.

Kudaladala – the party happening on Friday, March 2nd, at Mercury Live, featuring Jon Shaban, Rosemary Towns End, and Toby2Shoes – is going to be a big night. Obviously it’s going to be a big night: it’s at Mercury, they’re playing gypsy Balkan and upbeat acoustic jams, it’s the beginning of the year, and the drinks are cheap.

Where Kudalala differs from regular events – the sorts that leave you feeling like less of a human being twelve hours later – is that it’s also for a good cause.

Kudaladala is the cure

And not just in the way that most events are for a good cause, for somebody (usually you). The night is being put together by SHAWCO as a fund-raiser for Little Moon, a literacy project being run in Nyanga.

The project aims to provide fun and meaningful literacy activities for kids in grade 1 and grade 2, and inspired the event’s name, Kudaladala, meaning “once upon a time.”

So when you wake up the next day somewhere unfamiliar, eardrums still a little swollen, take heart; you’ll have spent the night at the party of the semester, and you’ll have been doing it for a good cause. And you’ll feel a little less worse about things.

Kudalala kicks off at 9pm on Friday, March 2nd at Mercury Live (43 De Villiers Street). Entrance is R20 before 10pm, R30 thereafter – so get there early.

two bars that required no fighting or displays of cleavage to receive service; a DJ deck covered in vinyl, surrounded by hanging figurines with vinyl afros; and couches providing intimate nooks strategically placed across the roof.

I strongly suggest that you keep the night of Saturday, February 18th open: Vinyl DIGZ returns bigger and better. Due to intense demand, the next instalment will be a joint party with Raggazzi Live Bar. Watch the press for details.

2. Asoka (CBD) Better than making you forget you are single, this establishment does you one better – it makes you forget you’re in Cape Town. With an olive tree growing in the middle and an extravagantly stocked bar, you can pretend you’re in New York. Successfully avoid all unwanted persons and realities until you have to go home.

3. The Heartache & Vine (Sea Point) Alright, yes, Sea Point is a bit of a drive, but the place has an awesome name, you can blast Adele on the way (she gets you) and watch the cops perform drug busts through the window. And,

with any luck, the next day it’s less heartache and more headache.

4. Manhattan (Greenpoint) You could spend your Valentine’s brooding by the window with a glass of wine or you could go to a bar with naked people on the walls. Maybe naked people in general. Just a thought.

5. The Power & The Glory/The Black Ram (Tamboerskloof) Yes, it’s a hipster joint. We all saw the faux-colonial décor. It’s shtick, welcome to Cape Town.

They have a drink here called the pickleback, which consists of one shot bourbon, chased by a shot of pickle juice. If anything’s going to make V-day alone seem awesome, it’s that.

6. Barrister’s (Newlands) A bar in Newlands! A bar in Newlands that doesn’t have a playground in the back so happy couples can bring their children and remind you they’ve succeeded where you’ve failed! Try the soup.

It’s good.

7. A Touch of Madness (Obs) On Nuttall Street (parallel to Lower Main), you’ll find a great little bar/restaurant. Two dining rooms, a lounge and bar. And a terrace. And a garden. According to the website, arriving alone is fine. Sold.

Also, get a designated driver, so you can get to your (cold, empty) homes safely.

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Must-hear music of 2012 Shaun Westley

SA music scene. Sarah and the gang can often be seen rocking the roof off Mercury.

Lana Del Rey (orchestral pop): She released her first EP in 2008, but only started gaining international recognition with the release of her 2011 single, “Video Games”. Critics hailed it for the creation of a new genre called “Hollywood sadcore”, which features a unique blend of lo-fi arrangements and ethereal vocals.

While not praised for her live performances, Del Rey’s new single “Born to Die”, leaked in December 2011, had already accumulated 15 million views on YouTube before its release in January.

Tyler The Creator (Rap):

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Gotye (experimental indie): [Pronounced: got-tea-ya, or “worst name in the industry”] Take Sting’s voice, add some fresh rhythm and remove the annoying overtones to arrive at something along the lines of Gotye.

The unique fusion of balladstyle vocals and electro-synth mixed in with pop rhythms all came together to form a masterpiece album Making Mirrors (August 2011), featuring internationally acclaimed single “Somebody that I Used to Know”. Love him or hate him, Gotye is one of the

Tyler, 19, is rumoured to have signed with Kanye’s record label G.O.O.D Music. His in-progress album, with the working title Monster, is one of the most highly anticipated releases of 2012. This talented vocalist and pianist was the recipient of the Best New Artist Award at the 2011 MTV Music Awards and a nominee for Video of the Year, for his single track “Yonkers”. Tyler has been the refresh button on the drab “bling bling” approach to rap that has dominated the industry for the last year with his original style, obvious talent and disturbingly dark videos.

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standout artists of 2011 ,with his abstract aesthetic running through his musical productions and his videos.

This is at least partially responsible for the fair 57 million hits on the music video for “Somebody that I Used to Know.”

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Wolftown (rock): Wolftown is fronted by the deep

and nostalgic vocals of Sarah Pope.

The Wolftown Rock Trio recently released their single, “Settle Down”, which embodies everything the band is about: powerful vocals supplied by the former Ragdolls

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front-woman, fuelled by energetic strumming. The music video is expected to appear on local music channel MK before the end of March. Humble, professional and proud of their Cape Town roots, Wolftown are definitely going places and are revolutionising the

The 23-year-old started making a name for himself as a ghostwriter for acts like Bridget Kelly and John Legend. He has also worked with the likes of Tyler the Creator, Kanye West and Beyonce. He’s rumoured to be releasing his debut album, Untitled, this year. In 2011, his EP, Nostalgia, Ultra, was voted the second best sound of the year in a BBC poll.

Must-see movies Lindokuhle Njozela, Dominic Schorr & Litha Sokutu Moonrise Kingdom (May 2012) Cast: Bruce Willis, Jason Schwartzman, Edward Norton Director: Wes Anderson (Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums) It’s been five years since the man who gave us Fantastic Mr. Fox has produced a live-action effort.

Anderson returns with a film, set in the 1960s, about two teenagers who run away from home to be together. It promises to be a sterling return to quirky live-action form.

Why you need to see it: “I love you but I’m gonna mace you in the face!” – Jason Schwartzman.

With a line like that, how can you not be hooked?

The Dark Knight Rises (July 2012) Cast: Christian Bale, Tom Hardy and Marion Cortillard Director: Christopher Nolan (Inception, Memento) The Dark Knight Rises concludes Nolan’s criticallyacclaimed superhero adaptation, which has at once delved into the human psyche and provided viewers with some of the most memorable action sequences to have hit Hollywood. Third films

can be tricky, but some top names have been recruited to help conquer the odds – Bronson’s Tom Hardy as the villain, Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, and Joseph GordonLevitt as John Blake – the new Robin, perhaps?

Why you need to see it: The last film in this epic trilogy directed by Christopher Nolan.

Who wouldn’t want to see it?

Les Misérables (December 2012) Cast: Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Helena Bonham Carter Director: Tom Hooper (The Kings Speech, Red Dawn) Tom Hooper is best known for helming the multi-award-winning The King’s Speech. Fresh from Oscar glory, Hooper decided to take a leap of faith and bring us his first musical – one that has seen several adaptations in the past 60 years.

The pressure is on – but given how many A-list stars were rejected (Paul Bettany, Scarlett Johansson and Lea Michele among them), it looks like Hooper is prepared to chase perfection ruthlessly.

Why you need to see it: Susan Boyle’s “I Dreamed a Dream” in context.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (December 2012) Cast: Martin Freeman, Ian

McKellen, Benedict Cumberbatch Director: Peter Jackson (The Lord of the Rings, King Kong) Peter Jackson is bringing back all of the elements that turned the cross-generational epic The Lord of the Rings into an Oscar-winning, record-breaking, billion dollar cultural phenomenon – including most of the original cast. The Hobbit has all the ingredients needed to make 2012 Peter Jackson’s year.

Why you need to see it: Ever wondered how Bilbo got the ring in the first place? This is that story.

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Django Unchained (December 2012) Cast: Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kerry Washington Director: Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Inglourious Basterds) Tarantino’s dream of making a true Spaghetti Western is finally being realised with Django Unchained. Written and directed

by Tarantino, with a dream cast including Jamie Foxx (the “good”), Leonardo DiCaprio (the “bad”) and old Pulp Fiction favourite Samuel L. Jackson (the “ugly”), the film is set in the deep south, and deals with slavery, racism and a cage-fighting Foxx.

Why you need to see it: Tarantino. Tarantino. Tarantino.

That’s why you need to see it.

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Avoiding the spread we dread Caterina Aldera

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irst-year spread is real.

Every year, thousands of young nineteen-year-olds fall prey to the vicious epidemic, but it can easily be avoided with a deliberate lifestyle change. This guide will show you a few ways to keep those extra centimetres on the tape measure, and off your thighs.

The causes of first-year spread Pub crawling: This one’s basically part of the Fresher identity; clubs and pubs are their natural habitat.

We won’t suggest drinking less, but unless you find another way to burn off those beer-calories, you could find yourself sporting a boep by June exams. Good-bye, skinny jeans.

Farewell, mini-skirts.

Campus food: Most first-years, overwhelmed with the appearance of about twenty new “tuck-shops” in one place, get into the habit of one hot chocolate a day, book-ended by muffins. Varsity is stressful, and that muffin helps the day go by a little faster. Luckily, there’s a fruit-vendor in the food court, so get some grapes instead – you’ll feel much better, It may take a while to notice, but the portion sizes at some of the

campus food stores are enough for two meals. Do you really need all those noodles? Would the sandwich, instead of the whole sub, not fill you up? Listen to your body, eat slowly, and you may realise you’re fuller than you thought.

You’ll save so much money by bringing your own lunch up to campus – a basic roll can be put together for under R5 in many cases.

The same goes for water – fill up your own bottle at the water-fountain on Jammie Plaza. In many cases, hunger is just thirst in disguise.

The solutions Transport: Time to put the “sport” in “transport!” Why wait in a queue for that Jammie when it is often quicker to walk? You’ll feel tired and reluctant the first few times you march up Woolsack, but after a while it will become invigorating.

Consider cycling to campus. Yes, it’s all uphill, but you’ll have calves of steel. Why would you choose a hot, smelly Jammie Shuttle at 8am over a set of gorgeous legs?

Sports: Why not choose a UCT sport to blow off some steam at the end a long day? Pretend that hockey ball is the tutor who scribbled rudely all over your assignment; take the time to focus on yourself

and keeping your own body in good working order. There is a UCT Hockey Internal League that caters for all skill levels.

If hockey’s not your scene, consider soccer, netball, squash or Ultimate (Frisbee). All these sports also have competitive internal leagues that you can sign up for.

(You’ll also make great friends!).

You could even join the UCT Gym, or if you’re saving pennies, run up and down Jammie steps (cue: Jungle Oats ad.) The gym is quite reasonably priced, considerably cheaper than most other alternatives (only R500 per year).

It may seem counter-intuitive to expend whatever amount of valuable energy you have at the end of a tough day on campus, but in the long term, exercising boosts your energy levels.

You’ll sleep better, eat better, and find it easier to concentrate. If you’re ambitious, you could enter a 5km run or walk to mark your progress.

It’s a fact that exercising releases endorphins, also known as the “happy-hormone.” Add that to the happiness of being a survivor/avoider of First Year Spread, and you’ll be able to tick “happiness” off your to-do list of life goals. So when next you have writer’s block on that essay or are just feeling down, consider a walk in the park. It’s really underrated.

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UCT Clubs that offer great value for money

Nicole Beale

Ballroom and Latin Dancing

Ballroom and Latin Dancing Get moving and shaking this year by joining one of UCT’s top dancing societies. Not only can you learn to master the waltz or the cha-cha, but this is a great way to meet new people and have endless amounts of fun.

With lessons ranging from beginners to advanced, anyone is welcome to join in and be a part of the social atmosphere this society offers, even if you have two left feet. The club also takes part in various competitions, and does quite well. Give Ballroom a try in Molly Blackburn Hall every Tuesday and Thursday, or visit www.ballroom. org.za for more info.

Fencing If you thought the closest you’d get to fencing was watching an old Zorro movie, think again. Be part of one of the biggest and oldest fencing clubs in the country with UCT’s Fencing Club. As the national university league champions for the past three years, this society is certainly one of the most successful sports clubs at UCT, with the highestranked fencers in the country based at the club. Catering for all skill levels (including beginners who can’t tell a foil from an epée or a sabre), you could learn this incredible sport and join in UCT’s 2011 Team of the Year. Practices are on Mondays and Wednesdays,

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SPORTS GALORE- Pick one of the various sports clubs at UCT and get involved in them. Not only do you stay fit, you get to meet lots of interesting people. but for more details, visit www. uctfencing.co.za.

Capoiera Capoeira is a Brazilian martial art form that combines elements of fighting, dance and acrobatics into a fluid and beautiful “conversation” between two people, to the rhythm of traditional Brazilian instruments.

It was started by African slaves and has now spread to many parts of the world. The club has a “Batizado” grading ceremony at the end of the year. While it is not hugely popular

in this country, it is a great way to keep healthy and in touch with your body. UCT’s Capoeira Club hosts classes, workshops and fun events.

Contact the Sports Administration Office in the Sports Centre for more information.

Aikido While this may sound like an exotic sushi dish to some, Aikido is a Japanese martial art that is excellent for self-defense. Why not keep fit and flexible while having fun with this fantastic society? UCT’s Aikido

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few months ago England had reached the summit of Test cricket. A series win over world champions India, an Ashes victory, coupled with top honours for Jonathan Trott and Alastair Cook as Cricketer and Test Cricketer of the year respectively, rocketed the Poms to the coveted number one spot. One week ago, a youthful Pakistan squad, on the back of scandal and volatility, obliterated the English on neutral territory, sweeping the series 3-0.

Shocking? If one considers the shocking results which have defined the recent state of Test Cricket, one would be inclined to differ. In fact, a topsy-turvy scoreboard has become the norm in recent times. From top teams such as Australia and England being bowled out for 100 or less on more than one occasion, to India succumbing to successive whitewashes, the last few months have been anything but boring.

South Africa will this month tour New Zealand, where they will play three-match series in all formats of the game. Using recent results as an indicator, one would be forgiven for predicting a test finishing on the third day, or a side being bowled out for less than 100 and still going on to win the test.

The Proteas can use this series

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RANKINGS BOOST - Can Graeme Smith lead the Proteas to No. 1? to detach themselves from the cricketing crisis by convincingly beating their opposition. They head into the series with an ODI ranking of three and Test ranking of two, while the Kiwis are languishing at seven and eight respectively.

South Africa have never won a test series in New Zealand A battle of the pacers can be expected, as both sides rely primarily on their speedsters as their strike force. New Zealand boasts a mediocre mixture of youth and experience in their attack, with 36-year-old Chris Martin

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guiding newcomers Trent Boult and Doug Bracewell, who helped dismantle hapless Zimbabwe and earn a 1-1 series draw with Australia. Although the venues for the test series do not appeal to pace bowlers, South Africa are expected to fight fire with fire. Dale Steyn, Morne Morkel and Vernon Philander are a class above the Kiwi bowling unit, but ultimately the contest could come down to the spinners’ success. The bouncy pitches could aid both Imran Tahir and Daniel Vettori, and their performances could prove to be the difference.

The Proteas’ quest for victory is incentivised by the desire to overcome the agonising memory of World Cup exodus the last time the two sides met. In addition to this, the last time South Africa toured New Zealand, back in 2004, the Kiwis annihilated the Proteas 5-1 in an ODI series, back. Further incentive comes in the form of Pakistan’s whitewash of England.

This leaves South Africa requiring a series whitewash of New Zealand in order to topple the English and reclaim the number one Test ranking.

Despite the gap between the sides, the job will not be easy.

South Africa has never won a test series in New Zealand, but the odds are hugely in their favour. The ODIs however, are 50-50. The first T20 starts on the February 17th.

Club invites students of all different backgrounds to give this sport a try. With extremely experienced instructors, Aikido offers a variety of classes and events for its members.

Channel your inner sensei: visit www.aikidouct.co.za to learn more.

Ultimate If you can’t remember the last time you played with a Frisbee, it may be time to check out UCT’s Ultimate Frisbee Club. This extremely fun sport is fast-paced and exciting, as

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teams play against each other on an outdoor field. While this non-contact sport is still growing in SA, UCT’s Ultimate Club is quite organised, as they run an internal league and join in regular tournaments throughout the year. The club has been consistently ranked as one of the best clubs in the country. If you want to try something new by taking up Ultimate (as it’s now officially called) email nickzaloumis@gmail. com for more information.

what was your sporting highlight of the summer?

Fairouz West

Matthew Foster

2nd year BA Law

3rd year BSc

UCT girls soccer team went to Nationals!

When Contador got stripped of his title. What a cheat! I hate cheaters!

Malcolm Gillion

Sne Ndlovu

2nd year Media and Writing

2nd year Media and Writing

When Liverpool knocked Man City and Man United out of both the FA and Carling Cups!

Freaking good match between Nadal and Djokovic - neck and neck!

Caterina Aldera & Michael Currin

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Unravelling the myth of the Ikey Tiger Carla de Klerk

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he Ikey Tiger is more than just a pretty face on the sidelines taking pictures with blonde girls in shorts. Inside those big, shiny kittycat eyes is an intellectual, passionate about merely one thing: the beautiful game. The beautiful game that stems from the Ikey rugby team.

There have been many myths about this awe-inspiring creature dressed in rugby jerseys and shorts.

It has been said the Tiger walked the “long walk”, hand in hand with the honourable Nelson Mandela, three times.

I also heard that without the strong, muscular biceps of the Tiger, John Smit would not have been able to lift the William Webb-Ellis trophy above his shoulders a few years ago.

It may also be true that it was indeed the Tiger, not Mark Shuttleworth, who was the first Ikey to enter space.

As you can see, it is high time to get the low down from the one and only legend, the Ikey Tiger himself, to set some facts straight. It would also do the freshers some good to learn about his heritage, as the Tiger deserves respect for the magical creature he is...

What do you study, and what year are you?

I study the growth of the grass on the Green Mile, the fine technique

with which the Ikeys pass the ball to one another, and the sleek contours of the Varsity Cup trophy. It is invigorating, it is like studying at the school of life; one is forever studying, forever learning - I have been loyal to the Ikeys for generations.

invincible, fearless, indestructible.

How did you get the job? I heard the old Tiger graduated...

This is not a job, this is a calling, I left mum and pops as a young cub to fulfil my destiny as it is written in the stars.

Do you travel with the team to all the games?

I am one with the team. A singular unit. A bonded soul... Yes, the Tiger travels with the team wherever they may be – on the field, off the field, Tin Roof...

What does the position of “Ikey Tiger” entail?

Apart from being awesome?

What role does the Ikey Tiger fulfil for UCT Sports?

I pledge to support all who wish to strive for victory in the name of A-you! A-you! A-you Cee Tee!.

Do other mascots ever get violent, or are you the one with the claws?

Let’s be honest, a squirrel isn’t much of a contest.

Any interesting experiences on the job?

I’ve had a number of proposals.

Girls, guys, squirrels, you name it, they all want a piece of me.

How do you survive the heat in the suit?

Tigers do not feel extremities. [Or, presumably, extremes. – Ed.] We are

Is it okay to talk in the suit?

No, the Tiger has no words. My thoughts supersede the capacity of human comprehension. It’s both a gift and a curse.

Do you do training to be able to keep up with the Tiger?

Does Batman train? Does Chuck Norris bleed? I am my own league of super-species. Training not required.

What tips do you have for other students that are wide-eyed dreaming of also becoming the Tiger one day?

In order to stand a chance as the Ikey Tiger, they will have to defeat me to assume the honoured position.

I do not recommend that people take on this death-defying challenge. But those who are bold enough to seek my title will only succeed if they are able to uncover my kryptonite (*hint: unassuming freshers, pre-first-year spread). The calling must be strong in order to seize the opportunity. I have yet to be defeated.

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Shimlas pull a little shimmy on Ikeys Driven past Point Vafa Naraghi

The Ikeys, quite frankly, didn’t pitch on the evening New Ikeys no. 10 Nick Holden kicked the game off with a deep ball into the Shimlas’ 22, and while the home team seemed to have things under control for the first two minutes, the boys from Bloem managed to take control and score and convert two tries in the space of five minutes.

The Ikeys found themselves trailing 16–0 with 72 minutes of rugby still left to play. Ikeys fullback Dillyn Leyds managed to pull one back in the 11th minute after the ball was spread wide from a scrum five metres from the try line, but Nick Holden missed the conversion. Shimlas took an 18–5 lead into the break after Nico Scheepers slotted one in through the sticks.

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he Ikey Tigers kicked off their title defence in the Varsity Cup season opener on Saturday, February 4th. Playing against Shimlas (the University of Free State team), the Ikeys fumbled their way to a 38-10 defeat.

With the Green Mile decked out in freshers dressed in blue and white, the atmosphere before kickoff was quite vibrant as students waited for the first home game of the year to begin.

Sajjad Karamsi

J Image: michael.currin.co.za The start of the second half saw the Ikeys go over the line for a try but a controversial TMO decision saw the score remain the same.

Replacement Shimlas scrumhalf Pieter Rademan broke through the Ikeys line of defence with some superb vision to score a try in the 56th minute, with Scheepers converting.

The next few minutes saw Scheepers slot in two more penalties to extend the lead to 30–5.

The rock solid Shimlas’ defence, was breached in the 74th minute, when new Ikeys’ skipper Ntsolo Setlaba went over the line to score a try underneath the sticks. Holden’s rushed drop-goal conversion from right in front of the poles hit the upright, characteristic of his rather insipid kicking performance on the night.

Shimlas no. 8 Fanie van der Walt scored another try to earn a bonus point late in the game, but the crowds barely witnessed it as they were streaming out, irked by the eventual 38–10 loss.

While the Ikeys had their fair share of chances throughout the

game, school-boy handling errors cost them in the final third. Their game was further marred by needless knock-ons in their half under little pressure from the opposition.

Shimlas dominated most of the set pieces barring a string of scrums in the first half where Shimlas were made to do with seven men after their lock, Joubert Horn, was controversially yellow-carded.

Shimlas deserved their first ever victory over the Ikeys in Cape Town as they showed character and discipline in defence. The Ikeys, quite frankly, didn’t pitch on the evening.

With one walker-by labelling the game as the “worst Ikey(s) performance he has seen in his four years at UCT,” perhaps this is the wake-up call UCT needs from Varsity-Cup-la-la-land.

There is an argument that the team is relatively new and needs time to gel, but, on the other hand, there are a fair amount of senior lads in the team who have been in the system for a while. However, UCT still bleeds blue and white.

Once an Ikey, always a Tiger.

ammie Plaza last week witnessed various sports clubs seductively hawk their wares to unsuspecting wide-eyed Freshers.

Some of these clubs are well-organised, have weekly or fortnightly sessions, plan popular internal leagues, and help make their members better sportsmen.

Other clubs languish in mediocrity, with poor attendances at all the events, and a small core (usually the club’s executive committee) representing them.

This year VARSITY wants to help develop the state of sports at UCT. We want to be there to cover all the sports events, from the internal leagues, inter-res games, all the way to the sportsmen and -women who play at a national or international level.

For this to happen, we need the support of the clubs. We need your updates: your fixtures, results, and photographs. The revamped VARSITY website (varsitynewspaper.co.za) will prove to be an excellent showcase of different clubs activities. None of this can happen without the clubs’ support, and we need all marketing or media representatives of UCT sports clubs to consistently send through these updates. We at

VARSITY Sport promise to try our best to ensure we provide the best coverage to all UCT sports.

VARSITY, being a developmental agency, also aims to improve students’ writing skills.

To all those students who walk around spouting random sporting facts, and claim to know all there is to know about cricket/soccer/ rugby/judo, translate this into writing for VARSITY. There’s really no point trashtalking while watching sports in your res TV room or at Pigs. If you can transform this into coherent analysis, VARSITY will help develop your skills as a writer, and will publish your work. *** The uproar over the Luis Suarez racism issue has been dominating headlines the last week. Blinding yourself to racism because you support Liverpool is quite nauseating. While I believe that Suarez isn’t actually inherently racist, he needs to stop acting like a spoiled brat.

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FIXTURES Western Province Cricket LLeague 1A

VARSITY

WOOLSACK FIELDS WOOLSA

February 1 18th, 10am UCT First XI vs vs. Cape Town CC

Soccer Club Trials KOPANO ASTRO

February 13th to 24th, 5pm Men’s and Women’s First and Second XI trials.

Cricket First XI batter Tygerberg Sajjad Karamsi & Sean Cullinan

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he UCT First XI continued their impressive unbeaten run last Saturday by wrapping up an easy win against Tygerberg within 17 minutes.

The two-day game, played over consecutive Saturdays was controlled throughout by a dominating UCT at the Woolsack Cricket Fields.

UCT won the toss on Day 1, and choose to bat in helpful conditions.

Openers Adeeb Joseph (the captain) and Ryan Maron (the team’s playercoach) set up a strong first-wicket partnership of 86, but after Maron (a former Western Province player) departed for 38, a mini-collapse ensued. Three quick wickets fell leaving UCT at 93/3.

After losing more wickets at regular intervals, brows were getting furrowed, but a stoic 6th wicket stand between Jaryd Walsh and Zaid Joseph settled some nerves. Zaid (the younger brother of captain Adeeb) eventually fell for 54, with UCT finishing at 251/6 after 60 overs.

Tygerberg collapsed against the disciplined UCT bowling, eventually getting bowled out for 90. Wesley Bell struck early with the new ball to end with 3/27, and Dewald Keulder’s military line and length earned him two wickets while conceding just one run. Tendai Chitongo, UCT’s Zimbabwean leg-spinner ended up with 4/55, with the bowlers skittling out the Tygerberg team in only 20 overs.

The First XI are looking to get promoted back to the 1A League UCT enforced the follow-on with Tygerberg still 161 runs behind, and the visitors’ day deteriorated even further after the UCT bowlers grabbed a few more wickets.

Seamers Bell and Keulder shot out the top order, and with the fielders choking off the flow of runs, pressure built up further. Tygerberg lost more wickets, ending Day 1 at 118/7. UCT needed but 17 minutes to take the final wickets on Day 2, with Dewald Keulder managing to complete his five-wicket haul.

Player-coach Ryan Maron, speaking to VARSITY after the game, was extremely pleased by the team’s performance. He said it was indicative of “a greatly improved work ethic.” Maron has chosen to play for UCT until “a youngster pushes through” and has been doing well and is one of the team’s top scorers.

Captain Adeeb Joseph lauded the team performance, saying it was because “the team is gelling together better” and indicative

Image: michael.currin.co.za ABOVE – Dewald Keulder leads the UCT First XI off the field after an inspired bowling performace.

RIGHT – Keulder bowling to an attacking field with four slips in position. of the hard work put in during net sessions and the focus and determination displayed.

UCT have remained unbeaten this season in the 2-day league, having won two and drawn two games. Their previous game against Ottoman CC also resulted in an easy win with UCT batting first, scoring 259/5 (A Joseph 107, R Maron 70) after which Tendai Chitongo’s match figures of 11/133 led to a 32-run victory for UCT. The First XI are looking to get promoted back to the 1A league this season after their disappointing relegation last season.

New coach Ryan Maron has introduced better-structured training sessions with a mental conditioning component, and the club managed to get increased sponsorship this season.

The club’s 2nd, 3rd and 4th teams have also produced excellent wins over the past couple of weeks with the 2nds and 3rds both winning by an innings in a day of play.

While there is still quite some way to go in the season, all teams are still in contention for promotion, and it is imperative that the UCT community displays increased support, with higher turnout for games. If anyone wishes to join the UCT CC, please contact uct.cricket@gmail.com

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SCORECARD UCT Cricket Club vs. Tygerberg Cricket Club Played at the Woolsack Cricket Field on February 4th & February 11th UCT First Innings Joseph A (c) run out (Philander) 43 Maron b Timmiet 38 Newby c September b Timmiet 28 Van Niekerk K st Florence b Timmiet 5 Beghin b Timmiet 25 Joseph Z not out 54 Walsh not out 40 Extras 16 TOTAL (for 6 declared 60.0 overs) 251 Did not bat: Keudler D, Van Niekerk H (wk), Chitongo T, Bell W. Bowling Analysis: Adams J Philander Carolus Adams A Timmiet September

7.0 overs, 1/61 7.0 overs, 0/32 12.0 overs, 0/46 5.0 overs, 0/18 18.0 overs, 4/48 11.0 overs, 0/38

Tygerberg First Innings Carolus (c) c Joseph Z b Keulder 15 Florence run out (Maron) 5 Adams J c Newby b Bell 1 September b Chitongo 6 Brinkhuis c Van Niekerk H b Chitongo 16 Agalhas c Beghin b Bell 0 Adams A not out 40 Thomas b Keulder 34 Philander c Joseph A b Bell 3 Nymann b Chitongo 1 Timmiet st Van Niekerk b Chitongo 1 Extras 8 TOTAL (all out 21.5 overs) 90

Tygerberg Second Innings Carolus (c) lbw Bell 15 Florence c Van Niekerk H b Keulder 5 Adams J c Walsh b Keulder 1 Brinkhuis c Joseph Z b Bell 6 Agalhas lbw Chitongo 16 Adams A b Keulder 0 Thomas c Joseph A b Keulder 40 Philander b Keulder 34 Nymann c&b Chitongo 3 Timmiet not out 1 September c Joseph A b Chitongo 1 Extras 8 TOTAL (all out 35.2 overs) 122

Bowling Analysis: Bell Chitongo Keulder

Bowling Analysis: Bell Chitongo Joseph Z Keulder

9.0 overs, 3/27 11.0 overs, 4/55 2.0 overs, 2/1

8.0 overs, 2/32 15.2 overs, 3/45 2.0 overs, 0/21 10.0 overs, 5/16

UCT won by an innings and 39 runs.