ramos body wash ® Shower Measuring Formula
visual literacy Academy of Art University // Fall 2007 // Victor Ramos
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Hopefully you measure your shower everyday like we do. But if you don’t, it doesn’t matter, that’s what ramos body wash ® is for. Specially formulated, our body wash helps you calculate the various things occurring simultaneously in the shower. DIRECTIONS: Gather measuring devices such as voice recorder, wife, pen, paper, drain clog, and hair trap. Position wife and recording device away from shower area. Place drain clog and hair trap in appropriate location. Tur n shower-water to desired temperature. Begin recording device. Undress and step into shower stall while dictating items to wife that need to be measured. Attempt to simulate a normal shower condition as close to possible. Rinse thoroughly using a liberal amount of body wash, taking care to avoid contact with eyes and open wounds. Repeat as desired. Tur n water and voice recorder off, dress, and begin analyzing data.
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