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WELLNESS 36 SKIN SOLUTIONS Dr Johanna Ward, Medical Director of The Skin Clinic Sevenoaks, provides the answers to all your cosmetic queries. This month she looks at the benefits of skincare PLUS Fitness professional Jason Crow answers your exercise dilemmas Cover shot: JMW Turner 'Snow Storm Steam-Boat off a Harbour’s Mouth', exhibited 1842 © TATE, LONDON

FEATURE 20 MARGATE’S SAVING GRACE Before the Turner Contemporary gallery opened its doors, Margate was perhaps a little off the beaten track for many, but now it has secured the town's position on the cultural map once more, says Charlotte Luxford 24 KENT’S CORRUPT SHORES Described as a “national evil” by parliament but a “saviour” by others, notorious smuggling gangs divided the nation in two and the coastal lines of Kent became bloody battlegrounds 28 WEDDING SPECIAL Eight pages of inspiration, tips, wedding trends and Kent's top wedding venues

VINE DINING 22 FOOD FOR THOUGHT Our resident foodie Benjamin James of the George & Dragon in Chipstead reveals what’s been keeping the pub busy this month and shares his favourite recipes

HOME & GARDEN 51 PLANT DOCTOR Trained Horticulturalist Mark Reeve is always on hand to give you gardening advice

PROFESSIONAL 25 LEGAL MATTERS The team at Warners Solicitors offer regular expert advice on topics relevant to our everyday lives. This month Rayma Collins advises on the Pre-Nuptial Agreement

We have been very fortunate with the weather and all this sunshine makes us British appreciate how wonderful our country can be.

Looking forward to summer, many of us will be dreaming of holidays by the sea, but closer to home our own coastline is not only a great spot for enjoying some rare good weather, it tells the tale of fascinating history, not least its blacker days when the Kent coast served as a haven for opportunist smugglers. Chris Bennett looks at this fascinating part of our history on page 24.

More recently, a sense of progress and development has come to the Margate coastline with the Turner Contemporary Gallery celebrating a year of success. We visit the latest Turner exhibition to find out why he’s such a long-standing and significant artist. Another artistic find has come in the form of a newly acquired portrait of Lady Beaufort (Henry VIII’s grandmother) which was unveiled

by TV historian David Starkey at Hever Castle – we speak to the Tudor expert to discover why he’s so enthusiastic about the Tudor period on page 56.

With many planning their summer weddings and beyond, we go in search of the best venues, wedding planners and outfits to create that perfect wedding in 2012 – our eightpage special starts on page 28.

Enjoy the issue!

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HEADLINES

TV historian unveils rare portrait

Bearing the torch for Sevenoaks

Celebrity historian David Starkey unveiled a rare portrait of Henry VIII’s grandmother, Margaret Beaufort, which marked the start of Hever Castle’s 2012 celebrations on Tuesday March 6. The portrait, which has been added to an impressive Tudor collection, is already on permanent exhibition in the castle.

March also saw Hever Castle launch its new luxury bed and breakfast accommodation. The 21 en-suite bedrooms can now be booked individually by guests looking for an overnight stay or short break in the romantic castle. The rooms provide luxury accommodation whilst retaining the classic and historic influences of their surroundings.

18-year-old Billy Callway from Otford has been chosen to be a 2012 Olympic torch bearer and is the only Sevenoaks resident to run through the town with the torch.

It is a remarkable achievement for Billy, who three years ago had a tumour removed from his knee. After fearing that he would never run again Billy is now a qualified football coach and volunteers in Otford’s Hospices of Hope tearooms.

Billy, of Dane Road, is one of 8,000 torch bearers and his run will be televised around the world.

n For more information visit www.hevercastle.co.uk

All aboard for the Queen’s Jubilee Kent and East Sussex Railway is celebrating the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee onboard the luxury dining train, The Wealden Pullman, which dates back to the 1920s.

Tea will be served in the luxury carriages while the steam train travels through the scenic countryside between Tenterden and Bodiam. Passengers can enjoy the smooth journey whilst being silver-served by authentically attired Pullman attendants.

Two trains will depart from Tenterden Station on July 5 at 11.45am and 2.20pm. Tickets cost £27.50 for adults and £22.50 for children. n For more information visit www.kesr.org.uk or call 01580 765155

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Plan ahead for the Jubilee

Madness musical

With the Queen’s Jubilee approaching, Sevenoaks District Council is advising local people to start organising their parties now. Many celebrations are expected and the council is urging residents to consider aspects such as applications for road closures and licenses to sell alcohol or host a live music event. For more information visit www. sevenoaks.gov.uk

Sevenoaks Entertainers are staging a brilliantlycrafted romantic tale called Our House featuring classic songs by legendary British band Madness.

The story centres around 16-year-old Joe Casey who causes mayhem in trying to land the girl of his dreams. Performances from Thursday July 12 to July 14. Visit www. sevenoaksentertainers .co.uk

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Floral fever

TED is coming

A unique flower festival exploring the theme of renewal will be held at The Drive Methodist Church in Sevenoaks from May 5 to May 7.

On show will be spectacular displays by internationally known designers, Chelsea flower show medallists and also work from The Drive Church community.

Visit www.thedrive methodistchurch. org.uk

An influential nonprofitable movement devoted to “ideas worth spreading” is coming to Sevenoaks in May. TED hosts conferences designed to bring people together from the worlds of technology, entertainment and design.

The successful movement believes in the power to change attitudes and lives. Visit www.ted. com or email mark@ markhodgson.co.uk

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HEADLINES

Free events in the Orangery at Knole This year a full schedule of free exhibitions will be taking place in the fabulous Orangery at Knole House. There will be fascinating works by local artists, community groups and students on display over the forthcoming months. It is a great opportunity for families to see how others have been inspired by Knole to create their art.

See students from the University of Greenwich present their conservation plans for Lord Sackville’s private garden in April. Attend the prestigious Portico Art Prize in May in which Kent students submit their masterpieces and gain an insight into Bertie, the playboy Prince of Wales, and his visit to Knole. The exhibition called ‘A Royal Visitor’ starts in June.

Young achievers 2012 The Young Achievers Awards 2012 took place at Dunton Green Primary School on Tuesday March 20. The event, which recognises students who volunteer in arts, community, environment and sport, featured entertainment by the Dunton Green School Choir, the St John’s Primary Street Dance Group and Amherst Primary Musicians. n For more information visit www.dunton-green.kent.sch.uk

Taste of Kent Awards

n For more information visit www.nationaltrust.org.uk

The Taste of Kent Awards, held at Oakwood house in Maidstone on Friday March 2, saw an exciting array of Kent’s food, drink and farming heroes. Former winners grabbed yet more glory while the east of the county delivered an amazing nine rising stars. n For more information visit www.producedinkent.co.uk www.tasteofkentawards.co.uk

Magic Numbers to headline Lawnfest The New School at West Heath is presenting a music, arts and food festival on Saturday June 30 at 3pm till 10pm. Critically acclaimed band The Magic Numbers are the first to be confirmed and more acts are to be announced soon. Their debut album was nominated for the Mercury Music Prize and they have supported the likes of Travis and Snow Patrol. There will also be a number of stalls to choose from and some of the dishes will be prepared by top international chef Nicole Walshaw. n For more information visit www.lawnfest.co.uk or call 0845 652 6262

Countess of Wessex visits Kent College Kent College Pembury recently received a special visit from ex-pupil HRH Countess of Wessex to re-open the theatre following its refurbishment a year after it suffered a technical fire.

The Countess of Wessex chatted with pupils and staff and was treated to lunch. n For more information visit www. kent-college.co.uk

Godinton House fair

Group launch site

Ightham street party

Spring concert

The Plant Heritage Plant Fair will take place at Godinton House and Gardens on April 15. The beautiful house makes a stunning venue for the specialist nurseries to display their wonderful items. Also look out for The Spring Container Workshop on April 28 where you can create a summer garden in a pot.

For more information visit www.godintonhouse.co.uk

Westerham Town Partnership, a group that works hard for the community, has launched a new website. They will also continue to promote tourism and town events through their website and social media. They also organise a farmers’ market in Market Square on the first and third Sunday mornings of every month. For more information visit www. visitwesterham.org.uk

The Coxcombe Fair will be taking place in Ightham on Saturday June 2 to celebrate the Queen’s Jubilee. The street party will have a full range of entertainment complete with stalls and side shows, a novelty dog show and an arts and crafts exhibition. For more information visit www. ighthamcoxcombe fair.com

The Darent Valley Choir is performing at the The Drive Methodist Church, on Saturday April 14 at 7.30pm. Renditions of Stainer’s Crucifixion and Pergolesi’s Stabat Mater headline a list of fantastic classics which will be performed on the evening.

Tickets can be purchased from Sevenoaks Bookshop or on the door. For more information visit www. darentvalleychoir.com

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MUST-READ

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Indulge in a tale of corruption, betrayal, decadence and greed with AD Miller’s debut novel, Snowdrops. Set in Moscow, the former correspondent for the Economist writes of a time when “There are no politics stories. There are no love stories. There are only crime stories”, with ‘snowdrop’ being the Moscow slang for a corpse concealed by snow. Described by William Boyd as “A tremendously assured, cool, complex, slow-burn of a novel and a bleak and superbly atmospheric portrait of modern Russia”, the book explores the tawdriness of life in the underbelly of modern Moscow. Look out for AD Miller later this year as he is due to appear at the Sevenoaks Literary Celebrations.

MUSTS A round-up of trends, what’s new and must-have buys from your local area

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MUST-VISIT Take the family to Riverhill Himalayan Gardens this Easter for a traditional ‘Easter Bunny Hunt’.

From April 4-9, search for the hidden bunnies among the rhododendrons for chocolate mini egg rewards! In addition, there’s ‘Stick Mania’ from April 11-15 and interactive children’s gardening workshops from April 21-22. For adults, why not take a tour of the gardens with head gardener Guy Chatten on April 20 or try your hand at botanical illustration on May 3.

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MUST-SEE For the perfect family outing this Easter, head to the Marlowe Theatre for an action-packed performance of the childhood classic Swallows And Amazons. Straight from the West End, you and your family can step aboard The Swallow with Captain John and his able crew as they set sail to Wildcat Island on an exotic adventure to encounter savages, dastardly pirates and mortal enemies.

Directed by Tom Morris (co-director of the smash-hit War Horse) this adaptation certainly won’t disappoint.

Showing from April 3-7, tickets from £10.

Little Broken Hearts is the fascinating next step in the artistic evolution of one of the music world’s most consistently intriguing singer-songwriters – Norah Jones. She is due to release her next album on April 30, produced by Danger Mouse (aka Burton) and features original tracks co-written by the pair. The sultry vocalist and pianist has produced a deeply emotional album that examines a difficult break-up with a sound that shows her fans a different side; a step up from the jazzy sound of the Grammy-winning Come Away With Me. n Call the Compact Disc on 01732 740889

n Visit www.marlowetheatre.com

MUST-HAVE Fit for the Queen, this Easter egg

by Her Majesty’s chocolatiers, Prestat, is the perfect treat this Easter. Add a regal touch to your weekend with this decadent Sea Salt Caramel Truffle Easter egg (£22.50 for 227g, £14 for 170g), available from John Lewis.

For the little ones, go for this Hope & Greenwood ‘Keepsake’ egg (£7 for 113g) which can double up as a handy box after consuming its mini chocolate eggs. n Visit www.johnlewis.com

MUST-TASTE There’s plenty to tickle your taste buds this month as the BBC Good Food Show comes to Bluewater from April 12-15. Top TV chefs such as James Martin will be cooking up a storm on stage and you can taste and buy from leading food and drink producers. In addition, don’t miss the Country, Craft and Food Fair at the Hop Farm, Beltring from April 28-29; the two-day event features craft stalls, shopping malls and a food hall offering a range of mouth-watering treats. n Visit www.glowbluewater.co.uk and www.thehopfarm.co.uk

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FEATURE

Centenary celebrations for

Sevenoaks Hockey Club 2012 sees Sevenoaks Hockey Club celebrate its centenary. Formed in 1911, the club has cemented itself firmly in the Sevenoaks community producing successful hockey teams and a strong social unity. Vine takes a look at the historic hockey club

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Without doubt the stability of the club has been due to the fact that the club has only ever had six longstanding presidents. Lord Sackville was the first back in 1921 before his brother Sir John Charles Sackville inherited the presidency of the Hockey Club along with Knole House and Knole Park. Sir Charles had a notable career in the army and led a brigade during the early stage of the Battle of the Somme during World War I. Following Sir John, Harold Breething became president for 10 years before William Roxburgh was the club president for an impressive 19 years.

William was described as a “natural leader” and a “welcoming president”, who ensured that all “members felt included at the various hockey

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t’s amazing to think that the Sevenoaks Hockey Club’s first committee meeting was held just eight months after the Titanic sank and 10 months after Captain Scott conquered the South Pole. The year was 1912, matches were arranged by post with ha’penny stamps and were played on bumpy grass with leather balls. The players only received a slice of lemon at half-time, there was no clubhouse and perhaps even more tragic – there was not a cup of tea in sight! Now you only have to look at the fantastic facilities and the successful teams playing at the highest levels to see how far the club has progressed.

Part of the club’s progression has been down to the fact that it still remains the happy and sociable place that it has always been. Over the years it has become somewhat of a family, providing a fun and welcoming place for the community of Sevenoaks to socialise.

And the club’s progression continues to grow with over 300 children registering

to join the junior clubs at the start of the centenary year.

In true fashion, Sevenoaks Hockey Club is celebrating its centenary in style.

The club is holding a number of events in an action-packed weekend. On Saturday April 14 the celebrations will start with some fabulous matches for both the girls and boys under-16 teams. Following this, the ladies' and men’s 1st teams will both be playing exhibition matches. To round off the day, a ball will be held in the evening, which will include a champagne reception, a three-course meal and a live band. On Sunday April 15 more hockey matches will be played in the morning before a most spectacular exhibition match takes place at 1pm. Both men’s and ladies' teams will be wearing the kit that was first worn in 1912 and will even be using the sticks, balls and rules from the period. In spectacular fashion and in keeping with the period, the visiting teams will be brought to the match through the town in a horse-drawn omnibus.

Spectators are also encouraged to wear Edwardian dress. The weekend really does promise to be an unforgettable event – long may it continue!

social events”. Adrian Greenwood took over the presidency in 1992 after being a club captain for 20 years. Adrian, who never married, became like a surrogate father to many with the club proving to be his family. Current president Iain Pearson joined the club in the 1960s, playing for every team in the men’s section along the way, and succeeded Adrian in 2008. Described as a naturally warm and friendly person, Iain typifies the Sevenoaks Hockey Club style of welcoming anyone who wants to become a member.

And his message for the future? “Join us – we intend to have just as much fun in a 100 years’ time!” n For more information about the centenary celebrations and the history of the club visit www.sevenoakshockeyclub.co.uk

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CAREMORE COMPANIONS: A DIFFERENT APPROACH Innovative Sevenoaks company Caremore Companions offers a unique approach to care; the small and friendly team take the time to build relationships with their clients and treat them with total respect.

Clients are encouraged to maintain their full independence and Caremore Companions focus on providing companionship and practical help, acting more as an extended member of the family, with each client allocated a regular companion. Caremore Companions provide top-quality care and full value for money; they are far from ‘clock watchers’, ensuring that ample time is allocated to each individual.

With company owner Alexandra Ward’s background as a British Red Cross volunteer, she feels it’s more of a vocation than work, with glowing references from various clients. The daughter of one client said: “Alex was referred to by my father as ‘Alex-who-can-do-no-wrong’.

Alex is cheerful, intelligent and reliable. He liked her very much and it was an enormous comfort to his family to know that she was there every day. Alex’s company is called Caremore and the name truly reflects the attitude that she brings to the service she provides.” n For more information visit www.caremorecompanions.co.uk or call 01732 453070

MYSTERY SHOPPER PUTS RENCRAFT TOP Rencraft, who has been fitting kitchens for over 30 years, is still surprising people to this day after a glowing ‘mystery shopper’ report in KBB Review magazine.

The company came top in a recent ‘shopping around’ feature which covered many of the local kitchen specialists, named as a “hidden gem”. Director of Rencraft John Stephens said: “We’re very versatile and customers appreciate that we are genuinely bespoke. It’s a long journey from first look to final fitting and you need excellent designers who listen to the customer and build up a good rapport.”

Tucked away in Seal Chart, yet only a few miles from Sevenoaks town centre, Rencraft has a stunning showroom. The mystery shopper said of the premises: “The showroom was well worth the trip. Modern glass doors opened on to a surprisingly stylish interior with solid wood kitchens sporting granite worktops and butler’s sinks, all nicely presented under warm lighting.” n For more information visit www.rencraft.co.uk and to read the review visit www.kbbreview.com n Got some news about your business that you want to share?

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PROTECT YOUR WEALTH Insurance offers protection from financial risk. So it’s particularly important to get your home’s building and contents valuations right to avoid the pitfall of under-insurance. Nick Day of local broker Chris Knott Insurance explains

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nder-insurance presents a financial hazard for homeowners, especially those with more to lose. But how does it occur?

Here’s an example: you estimate the rebuild value of your home to be £600,000 so you cover it for £600,000. However, it turns out that the rebuild value should be £750,000. You’re under-insured.

In the event of the complete destruction of your home, by fire perhaps, insurers will treat your claim in different ways.

For example, you may only receive the £600,000 you’re insured for. If the building is listed and there’s a mandatory rebuild order you’ll have to find the extra £150,000. If it’s not listed, you’ll have the option of constructing a smaller home for £600,000 but you’ll need the extra £150k to get back to your original position.

Some insurers may even refuse to pay your claim completely.

Assuming instead the fire caused just £100,000 of damage, if the insurer agrees to pay out, at best you may only receive the following: Claim (£100,000) x (Sum Insured (£600,000) ÷ Actual Value (£750,000)) = £80,000 You only arranged cover for 80 per cent of the true value so they’ll probably only pay out 80 per cent of the claim. Can you afford the shortfall?

Moving onto contents, the danger here is the tendency to look at the resale value rather than the replacement value. Policies aimed at affluent homeowners include ‘new-for-old’ cover which, as it suggests, means old items are replaced with new n For more information, visit chrisknott.co.uk/private or call 0844 576 0659

Rebuild is the cost of constructing a new home to the same specification on the land which you already own, so it could be lower than the purchase price or estate agent’s valuation ones following a claim.

For example, your 10-year-old, obsolete, Apple iBook may only be worth £50 but its replacement value would be that of a new MacBook as its nearest neighbour (£1,000-£2,000 dependent on model). So it’s worth making sure you accurately assess the replacement value of all your personal items. Don’t just dismiss the eventuality of losing a single item – think about how much it would cost to replace everything after that fire!

If you have a jewellery collection, values will alter as the price of precious metals and an item’s collectibility, fluctuates.

Collections of art, antiques and wine can be complex too.

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HAVE YOUR SAY A ‘gem of a school’

with Michael Fallon MP

Q. How can the government and SMEs support the local unemployed?

A. Small businesses (SMEs) may be small, but that does not mean they should be overlooked. SMEs account for half of UK business turnover and 6 out of 10 jobs in the private sector. The latest data shows that 70 per cent of all businesses in Sevenoaks employ no more than four people. Furthermore, SMEs are the main creator of new jobs.

When they do well, we all benefit.

Just before last month’s budget I spent a day visiting local members of the Federation of Small Businesses. I met seven companies in all. I wanted to find out how they could expand their business and what, if any, help they’d like from government. I then reported back direct to the chancellor.

Some problems were familiar. Two of the seven could be bigger but were struggling to get more funding from their banks. The banks have become more cautious about their lending, or

have tightened their terms – at exactly the point when we want the economy to grow.

Regulation is a perennial beef, especially the interpretation of health and safety rules and licensing requirements. Many SMEs will do everything possible to avoid taking on a single extra member of staff at a time when there are over 300 under-25s looking for a job in Sevenoaks.

That’s why government has to keep trying to reduce the burdens on business, especially the cost of red tape.

In the end, government itself cannot create jobs. Only businesses do that.

Across Sevenoaks and nearby business parks we have lots of successful small companies selling and exporting to the world. We need even more of them. n Have a question for the MP? Please send to editor@vinedigital.co.uk

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As a parent with a daughter in Year 1 at St John’s Church of England Primary, I have been blown away by what a fantastic school St John’s is and by the true commitment and enthusiasm of its staff, who have literally turned the place around over the last couple of years. We did not choose the school for our daughter as we were so concerned about its previous reputation, but living only a five-minute walk away, the inevitable happened and we were allocated it despite it not being one of our three choices. Appealing against the decision was not something we wanted to have to go through, so we decided to give St John’s a chance and have honestly never looked back – it is a very special place – a diverse state school offering a rounded education and encouraging every child to reach his or her full potential.

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COMMUNITY STAR While he was a passing visitor, a 26-year-old Romanian photographer who is walking 100,000km across six continents and 57 countries on a ‘world photo tour’ is our community star. He stayed with the Hogson family while passing through Otford and Shoreham on his way down to Dover on a walk that will take him around seven years for charity. He has taken some wonderful photos of the surrounding areas and is due to cover everything from mountains to beaches as he embarks on a tour to raise money for Water Aid, Princess Margareta of Romania Trust and the British Heart Foundation. n To donate to one of these worthy causes, visit www.theworldphototour.com

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So what’s the format for the tour?

It’s about taking the plunge and devising a show that is fully scripted. It has stand-up, sketches, interaction with the audience, and a few things that will startle people. Working on a tour that starts off as a mere jotting on the back of a fag packet and develops into a spectacular show is a sheer joy!

Do you enjoy performing live or is it still nerve-racking?

Every month we interview a notable member of your community

Paul Merton One of the best-loved comedians in the country, Paul Merton is taking Out Of My Head – his first new written show since 1998 – on a 50-date tour of the UK this spring in the company of his highly talented pals Lee Simpson, Richard Vranch and Suki Webster

I get such a buzz from performing live; it’s just the best rush in the world, better than anything else you can think of! Ralph Richardson used to talk about pushing a huge ball up a hill to the point where it suddenly gains momentum and starts rolling down the other side. That’s what live comedy is like. The only snag is, you have to do it while trying to look completely relaxed!

Do you feel prepared for the tour?

Doing The Comedy Store Players every Sunday, means you’re match-fit all the time.

It’s a performance muscle. If it’s not getting flexed, it gets flabby. That’s why people who haven’t been onstage for a while struggle when they go back to the theatre because it’s a completely different discipline.

Do you prefer having a rehearsed script or just improvising?

We all love impro; it’s great to have no rehearsals, lighting design or costume fittings.

And of course, it’s fantastic not to have to learn any lines! We go to Edinburgh every year with no preparation apart from turning up sober! Sometimes we have to borrow a pen and paper from the barman to write down the order of the impro games.

The rehearsal process is stressful at the beginning, but if and when you pull it off, there’s a deeper degree of satisfaction because you’ve worked on it for six months.

The idea of honing something till you’re really happy with it is very, very rewarding. I just can’t wait to get out there and start doing the show!

Do you all work well together on stage?

Because of our experience of having worked together for 25 years with The Comedy Store Players, we already have a short-hand.

Onstage, we instantly know what’s right and what’s not. We save a lot of time because we know each other so well. n Out Of My Head will be showing at The Assembly Hall Theatre, Tunbridge Wells on April 30. Tickets cost £23 (conc. £20). To book, visit www.assemblyhalltheatre.co.uk

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to paint. Turner is said to have remarked to John Ruskin that “the skies over Thanet are the loveliest in all Europe” and the latest exhibition of his works, ‘Turner and the Elements’ proves his obsession with the landscape. Eighty-eight works are on show until May 13, including a number of works featuring Margate and the north-Kent coast, illustrating how his painting technique, and the influence of the latest scientific and technological developments of his time, revolutionised landscape painting.

In the 1820s and 1830s Turner lodged with Sophia Booth in a house that was located on the same site as Turner Contemporary.

The windows from the house provided Turner with an ever-changing view over the beach, pier and jetty and Margate became a central subject in many of his works made at that time. In these images of Margate and the Kentish coast, Turner’s fascination with the elements, air and water, is apparent. The show focuses on the theme of the elements in the artist’s work and is divided into five sections: Earth, Water, Air, Fire and Fusion. The exhibition is excellently executed due to its sheer simplicity; big open spaces and the lack of hi-tech gadgets ensure that nothing interferes with the drama of Turner’s work. It has also been highly praised by the critics. The Telegraph’s Alastair Sooke called it “utterly uplifting” and The Observer’s Laura Cumming said: “Of the several Turner shows opening in 2012, this may be the most exhilarating. Start here.”

In addition, April is an exciting time to visit the gallery as special guest, historian Simon Schama, CBE, will be speaking at a ‘Turner Lecture and Dinner’ on April 25 in order to

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long with Margate’s die-hard local supporters, the Turner Contemporary gallery has ignited some much-needed support, funding and regeneration work into Margate. ‘Old Town’ is now a thriving cultural hotspot “with many cafés, arty boutiques, retro-shops and old fishing shacks on the harbour which have been transformed into studios”, according to David Prest, who nominated the new gallery for the Best UK Tourism Project.

The gallery has received national and international acclaim since it opened in April 2011, and Margate was named the UK’s top ‘Cool Culture’ destination by The Times newspaper last year. It’s been a bit of an uphill struggle, but the only way is up it seems with this increasingly popular seaside town.

But what about the gallery’s namesake? JMW Turner went to school in Margate from the age of 11 to 14, and the town’s dramatic seascape stuck in his mind, luring him back again and again to its coastline © TATE, LONDON

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Before the Turner Contemporary gallery opened its doors, Margate was perhaps a little off the beaten track for many, but now it has secured its position on the cultural map once more, says Charlotte Luxford raise funds for the gallery’s future exhibitions and journalist and TV presenter Janet Street-Porter will be sharing her passion for rambling on April 26, among a series of other Easter events. The Turner lecture and dinner evening will begin with a drinks reception alongside Rodin’s ‘The Kiss’, followed by the lecture in the South Gallery surrounded by oil paintings shown in the ‘Turner and the Elements’ exhibition. A seasonally inspired menu will be served in the Foyle Rooms overlooking ‘the loveliest skies in all Europe’, with tickets from £85 per person.

With an estimated economic impact of £3m on Margate since opening April last year, the Turner Contemporary can yield only a positive outcome and should spur on the creative nature of this fascinating town.

(Top) Turner Contemporary gallery interior; (Middle left) Turner Contemporary gallery exterior; (Middle right) JMW Turner, 'The Ports of England' 1826-1828, watercolours, Ramsgate, circa 1824; (Bottom) JMW Turner, 'The New Moon' or, 'I’ve lost My Boat, You shan’t have Your Hoop' exhibited 1840, oil on mahogany For more information on the gallery or forthcoming events, visit www.turnercontemporary.org

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Our resident foodie Benjamin James of the George & Dragon in Chipstead reveals what’s been keeping the pub busy this month and shares his favourite recipes

Regular readers will know that our menus at the George & Dragon, Chipstead change daily to reflect what is available locally and seasonally. For the new readers among you, every month in ‘Food for Thought’ I share with you what local ingredients can be found on our menus and in fields and farm shops near you. I share suggestions of how you might want to prepare them in the hope that some of you might also support local suppliers when cooking at home.

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Cocktail of the month: Rhubarb Mojito

Place the mint leaves in the palm of one hand, clap your other hand down on top to bash the mint; this will start to release the vapour and oils from the leaves. Place the leaves and sugar in the bottom of a cocktail shaker, add the juice of four limes, chopped rhubarb and rum, pour over a small scoop of cubed ice, place the lid on top and shake vigorously. Pour everything into a tall glass with more ice, top with soda.

1x small handful of mint 4x wedges of lime 1x tsp white sugar 1x 0.5 tsp brown sugar 50ml x white rum Handful of ripe sliced rhubarb

Smoked haddock, purple sprouting broccoli, hollandaise sauce and seaweed

This month sees the local Kentish farm shop shelves bulging with the freshest forced rhubarb and florets of one of my favourite vegetables: purple sprouting broccoli. Sautéed with some butter and eaten al dente, it is difficult to find a more delicious addition to the vegetable basket at this time of year.

Those ramblers among you might have noticed the faint lingering aroma of garlic in the air as you walk through some of Kent’s beautiful woodland. This is the first sign that wild garlic, which has been laying dormant over winter, is beginning to push its way through the soil in search of the spring sunshine. In about six weeks' time the woodland air will be pungent with its smell and it will be ripe for picking.

May’s edition will feature advice about how to identify this lovely herb, and how best to cook it.

New website and loyalty card March was a busy month for the George & Dragon, Chipstead which saw the launch of the new website with additional features such as booking online, meet our suppliers and our latest reviews. The new website also coincided with the introduction of our new loyalty card. To show our appreciation for customers’ loyalty, the new card will reward you every time you visit, whether for a quick drink, coffee or full dining experience. The loyalty card offers customers the opportunity to earn one point for every £1 spent and for every 200 points collected you will be rewarded with £10 to spend. The more you spend the more points you earn, and these points can be redeemed on

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Corrupt Shores Described as a “national evil” by parliament but a “saviour” by others, notorious smuggling gangs divided the nation in two and the coastal lines of Kent became bloody battlegrounds as organised crime flourished. Chris Bennett takes a look at the history of Kentish smuggling

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poor domestic economy at the start of the 17th century saw Kent in a depressed state and

many people of the Weald were reduced to poverty. More and more everyday items were becoming unaffordable and imported goods were given customs and excise duties which saw their prices double and even treble. With dire wages and low incomes the residents of Kent looked at other options. A farm labourer for example, could earn no more than 7/- for a whole week's work. However, he could expect 10/- for a night’s effort of unloading cargos and carrying contraband to hidden locations.

In short, Kent smuggling was born.

Close to the shores of continental Europe and with roads leading to London, Kent had the ideal conditions necessary for organised smuggling to prosper, and prosper it did. Smuggling took Britain in its grasp and the black economy became so topical that Rudyard Kipling felt compelled to write a poem about the smuggling trade: “If you wake at midnight and hear a horse’s feet, don’t go drawing back the blind or looking in the street, them that ask no questions, isn’t told a lie, watch the wall my darling while the gentleman go by.”

Many took Kipling’s advice to save getting themselves into bother with the smuggling gangs. Kentish folk feared the gangs and for good reason; smugglers terrorised the countryside, resorting to murder, extortion and blackmail in order to maintain control. It was organised crime at the highest level. To give you some kind of idea of exactly how efficient the gangs were, the larger firms had foreign suppliers, a large group of seamen, local labourers, henchmen, a secretary, an accountant and some gangs even employed surgeons and solicitors.

The problem became so bad that the Royal Navy declared war on smuggling and all of its associates. Taxes were high and anarchy was looming, the government were losing revenue and

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authority. Drastic action was needed and soon Kent’s coastline became the most heavily protected throughout the entire British Isles.

Hardly surprising when you consider that a third of all the tea and half of the gin that came into England was first landed in Kent and Sussex.

Bloodthirsty battles now commenced on

the Kentish shores as gangs of armed men, up to 200 at a time, were regularly unloading large quantities of brandy, tea, tobacco, fabrics and other merchandise. Before the Navy intervened and devised a coast blockade of 1,465 men, a typical encounter would see customs officials outnumbered by at least 40 smugglers. Soon enough the law breakers were forced to

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When the smuggling gangs were not fighting with the customs officers and the Navy, they were often fighting amongst themselves. The most brutal of the gangs was said to be the Seacocks of Hawkhurst, who first stepped into the spotlight when members of the gang stood trial for the torture and murder of two men in 1748.

The Seacocks also regularly ambushed customs officers recovering cargos of confiscated contraband, but the gang’s fearsome reputation perhaps reached its pinnacle when they pretended to collaborate with the Wingham (Middle left) Brutal smugglers fending off customs officers; (Bottom) A smuggling ship chased by a Naval Brig

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(Top left) Goudhurst Church where the Hawkhurst Gang were defeated; (Above) A typical smuggler and a riding officer; (Bottom) Smugglers breaking into a Custom House gang. In a joint venture to unload 11 tons of tea, the Hawkhurst Seacocks turned their swords on the Wingham gang, taking all of the tea, riding away with 40 of the gang’s horses and leaving seven brutally injured.

The other notorious Kent smuggling gang

were the Men of Mayfield, who were far less violent and more strategic. Instead of beating customs officers senseless they preferred to restrain them and tie them up to avoid capture. But even when they were captured they proved to be slippery customers. Through their connections or their sweet talking, they often won the sympathy of the magistrates, who not only dismissed their cases but also sometimes ordered the arrest or flogging of the arresting officer.

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Hawkhurst and the Mayfield gang was Gabriel Tomkins from Tunbridge Wells.

Originally a humble bricklayer, Gabriel turned to the lucrative smuggling industry, riding with the Men of Mayfield before leading them.

Known for his skill of executing audacious smuggling runs and evading capture, Gabriel remarkably turned his back on the smuggling trade and became a revenue officer dedicated to fighting smuggling. But it seems that life on the right side of the law became somewhat mundane for Gabriel – he returned to a life of crime, this time joining the Hawkhurst gang.

Gabriel was also believed to have been involved in the famous “Battle of Goudhurst” which ignited the demise of the Hawkhurst Seacocks. The pleasant village of Goudhurst was bullied by the gang, who demanded horses, men, spies and money. Eventually the villagers rebelled and formed a vigilante militia to defend their village, which was led by a recently discharged soldier. Thomas Kingsmill, leader of the Hawkhurst gang, discovered the militia’s plan and vowed to sack the village of Goudhurst and murder all who lived there. He was even so bold as to make an appointment to do so. On the day of the battle, women and children were moved to the next village as the Seacocks arrived barechested and armed with guns and swords.

Battle commenced in the churchyard of Goudhurst Church, (where bullet holes can still be found in the gravestones) and it was surprisingly short lived. Underestimating the Goudhurst militia, the Hawkhurst gang were defeated, turning tail and fleeing with the few men that still survived. Legend has it that Gabriel Tomkins survived the battle but he was eventually brought to justice after a committing a highway robbery. His life was ended in the gallows.

So just as the Hawkhurst gang and Gabriel Tomkins perished, so too did smuggling in general. The government clamped down in every possible way. Vessels smaller than 50 tons were impounded and destroyed if they were anywhere within six miles of the shore, any boats with four or more oars were outlawed, any man carrying firearms or covering their identity was seized, bounties were put upon the heads of notorious smugglers and the force of the coastguards was beginning to sting. But the final nail in the coffin came in 1840 when Britain introduced a free-trade policy that slashed import duties to affordable levels.

Large-scale smuggling began to crumble and within ten years it remained motionless on the seabed of society.

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WEDDING

Planning your wedding:

THE ESSENTIALS

Congratulations, you’re engaged! As you celebrate this exciting new stage in your life, you also need to start planning for the day of your dreams. From a divine dress to fabulous flowers, here are the 10 essential planning elements every couple needs to think about VENUE: Hot venues get booked up quickly, so make this a priority – you can’t name the day until you know whether your venue is available. If the venue you love is outside your budget consider a weekday or off-peak event.

THE DRESS: It can take at least six months to ensure the dress will be ready for your nuptials and most bridal boutiques require an appointment. Don’t forget those all-important accessories, including a veil, shoes, jewellery, a tiara and your ‘something blue’.

PHOTOGRAPHY: Do you want to capture everything from the preparation to the last dance or just the ceremony? Arrange to meet two or three of your favourites and if a photographer makes you feel relaxed and confident then you’re on to a winner.

STATIONERY: Stationery sets the tone the minute your ‘save-thedate’ card lands on the doormat. Invitations should be sent out two to three months before the wedding and matched it with the evening invitations, RSVP cards, order of service, menu cards, place settings and table plans.

TRANSPORT: From a classic car to an old-school red bus, transport for the bride is just the beginning; think about how the groom and the rest of the wedding party will arrive and whether you need to lay on transport for guests.

FLOWERS: As well as the bride’s bouquet, you’ll need to organise corsages for special guests, mini bouquets for the flower girls, buttonholes and arrangements for your ceremony and reception around six to eight months beforehand.

WEDDING CAKE: Find a baker around six months before the wedding and talk to the venue about the logistics of delivering, storing, presenting and serving your wedding cake.

HAIR AND MAKE-UP: Reserve time for a trial in the weeks leading up to your wedding and take inspiration from magazine pages and websites; it’s much easier than trying to describe what you want.

ENTERTAINMENT: Think about the mood you want to create and start your search early – the best entertainers are booked up months in advance.

HONEYMOON: After all your hard work, you deserve a fabulous honeymoon but don’t leave the booking too far down your to-do list! Plan a honeymoon for shortly after your wedding date to keep the celebration going.

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his unassuming restaurant run by French couple Martin and Sophie is a true treasure and makes a great venue for an intimate wedding party. On top of its country charm, quirky trinkets and historical significance, the key to this venue is the beautifully renovated barn where all the magic happens in this seemingly small restaurant.

The light and airy oakbeamed barn can host up to 40 people for a sit-down do or as many as 150 for a buffet. Sophie can provide a tailor-made speciality French menu or a buffet, which can be adapted to suit any special needs of diners or something entirely different for those who desire it – from a single course to the ultimate four-course banquet; whatever your heart desires, Sophie can create a bespoke package to suit your taste and budget. Whatever you decide upon, one thing you can be sure of is that the produce is bought from quality

local suppliers to ensure fresh ingredients and an extensive wine list.

Chez Sophie at The Harrow Inn also has a contacts book full of local businesses that can help you prepare for your big day, from decorators to florists, who can transform the barn into something really special.

Just down the road there’s Knockholt Evangelical Church, so it’s perfect for those who want a relaxed country wedding in beautiful surroundings.

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Planning to perfection

‘Cranberry Blue’ derives from the English translation of the Latin name for butterfly, which in some cultures represents love and marital bliss. Melanie Helen, owner of Cranberry Blue Weddings and Events, delivers a truly personal service

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omewhat of a perfectionist, Melanie founded Cranberry Blue after attending several disorganised weddings which lacked a certain quality. Already with a wealth of experience in fashion and events, Melanie extended her skills and knowledge by achieving an Advanced Certificate in Wedding Planning, Design and Management.

Since being born in 2009, Cranberry Blue has gained a stupendous reputation and is proud to be on the recommended supplier list of some of the most

prestigious venues in the UK. Determination, an unrivalled eye for detail, creativity of the highest standards and a warm, approachable persona has resulted in Melanie achieving such a fine and trusted reputation. Melanie prides herself on her down-to-earth approach and makes you feel immediately at ease.

Cranberry Blue can organise every conceivable aspect of your wedding or event but it depends entirely on your individual requirements.

With connections to some of the best suppliers in the industry and knowledge of how an event should be planned

to perfection, they can save you precious time, alleviate the stress and worry, and through tough negotiations actually save you money.

Although Cranberry Blue specialises in weddings, Melanie is also renowned for creating unique and unforgettable events such as christenings, baby showers, anniversaries and birthdays.

With such a momentous occasion you don’t want to look back and wish you had done things differently.

Ultimately though, Melanie’s expertise will

guarantee your ideas are turned into reality and that your wedding day will far exceed expectations.

So whether you dream of a small intimate celebration or a lavish one on a grand scale, Cranberry Blue Weddings and Events can work with you to create a flawless and unforgettable day.

n For more information call Melanie on 07974 157885 or 01732 463633, visit www.cranberryblueweddings.co.uk

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ituated in the heart of the Kent countryside, this beautiful 18th-century country house hotel with delightful grounds is the ideal venue for your special day. Hadlow Manor Hotel has recently been refurbished to the highest standards making it a truly special venue for an elegant and picturesque wedding.

The spectacular country house is a popular wedding venue and offers superior function suites for the solemnisation of civil marriages and civil partnerships.

The modern and contemporary function suites offer a relaxing setting for the perfect wedding breakfast.

These rooms, accompanied by magnificent bridal suites and spectacular gardens, will be sure to enhance your memorable day.

A team of trained professionals are on hand to help plan your wedding every step of the way to ensure that you have the most perfect day you could have wished for.

Hadlow Manor understands the importance of tailoring a package to meet your individual needs and is happy to discuss any individual requirements that you may have.

The sumptuous food on offer at Hadlow Manor Hotel has built up quite a reputation and it offers three exciting wedding breakfast menus with a great selection of locally sourced food. The hotel’s popular evening buffets range from hog roast to barbecues so whatever you require just let the wedding team know and you are sure to be in for a culinary treat.

Hadlow Manor, recently refurbished and offering a luxurious setting, holds picturesque weddings of the highest quality. Chris Bennett visits the delightful manor house

The hotel offers competitive packages to wedding couples. Complimentary flowers, menu and wine tasting, a toastmaster and a complimentary bridal suite are just some of the fantastic benefits included in the wedding package. Twin accommodation and breakfast is also available for the groom and best man on the eve of the wedding.

It is safe to say that your wedding guests will also be able to relax in luxurious surroundings. Hadlow Manor has 29 bedrooms and each of the hotel rooms offer free wireless along with Sky TV. The spacious, en-suite bedrooms are split between the manor house and the extension. For your comfort, there is also extensive on-site parking, accessible lawns and a pretty garden terrace adjacent to the restaurant and bar.

Feel free to book a viewing of the country house and look at the fantastic facilities or even call Hadlow Manor to discuss your wedding further. Your wedding is just as important to Hadlow Manor as it is to you.

n For more details email hotel@hadlowmanor.co.uk or call Una Carne on 01732 851442

NEW WEBSITE LAUNCHED Visit Hadlow Manor’s fabulous new website, www.hadlowmanor.co.uk, where you can view the extensive menus along with galleries of the function suites and grounds

“ Say I do”

your way

For an effortless wedding done your way, Darenth Valley Golf Course is the perfect venue – set in an area of outstanding natural beauty, and with a dedicated team of staff, you can have it all under one roof

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ne of the first decisions made when planning your wedding day is the venue.

Wanting it to reflect your style and individuality as a couple is key, along with convenience and not forgetting a beautiful location – so it can be a difficult order to fill. Luckily, the gently rolling hills that surround Darenth Valley Golf Course offer a stunning setting to host the most picturesque of events.

From spring this year, the clubhouse has been approved as a venue for civil ceremonies and partnerships; the course will open its doors to host wedding ceremonies and receptions so you can enjoy the ease of having your wedding catered for under one roof.

With a lengthy history of organising weddings, Darenth Valley Golf Course has an abundance of connections with local florists, bridal wear suppliers, stationers, photographers and other companies you may require, removing the complications which come with organising the most important day of your life. And they will not be fazed by the odd teary-eyed bride or groom!

Start off the party by toasting the newlyweds in the grounds overlooking the beautiful North Downs, then step inside to the stylish function rooms to enjoy a wedding feast. There are multiple catering options available; choose from a variety of set menus for a formal meal with refined courses such as sirloin stuffed with mushroom duxelle served with Madeira sauce, or even indulge in the ‘design-your-own’ menu option.

For a less formal occasion, perhaps consider the choice finger buffet or a delicious hog roast or barbecue in the summer months.

Whatever your needs, you can be sure that the course’s dedicated head chef Karl will be delighted to work with

you to provide a wedding breakfast fit for your wants and needs. All the food is prepared on the premises, utilising local produce and suppliers wherever possible so that you are assured of the highest standards.

With a capacity of up to 200, the clubhouse can accommodate small or large parties, and has a private entrance, dance floor and fully licensed bar. A very high level of customer satisfaction is achieved by every wedding they hold with past clients stating: “I will have no hesitation in recommending you to others who wish to have a wedding reception at a venue where nothing is too much trouble to make the day perfect.”

At Darenth Valley planning your wedding becomes about the bride and groom's requirements, wishes and dreams.

Whilst not everything is possible, DVGC believes most are achievable and the staff will go above and beyond to ensure your day is perfect.

n For more information contact Deborah, Lizzie or one of the team on 01959 522944 or view the facilities online at www.dvgc.co.uk

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Louise Brooker, owner of Louise Makes Cakes, has turned her passion into a successful business, designing and making cakes for television, celebrities and even royalty. Chris Bennett talks to Louise to find out more about her high profile company

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t the age of 18 and working for a women’s magazine, Louise interviewed actress and cake decorator Jane Asher. She was so captivated by Jane’s insight into the cake industry that after the interview Louise knew she had a new career path to pursue. She wrote Jane a letter and was soon invited to her cake store. Louise says that she instantly “fell in love with the shop”. She describes the “wonderful sweet aromas” and the “delightful cake decorations”. Not even planning on taking on an apprentice, Jane recognised Louise’s passion and potential and began to teach Louise her craft, taking her on as a trainee.

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Now with 20 years of experience, editorship of the prestigious Cake Craft Magazine and regular features in OK! magazine, Louise is sitting firmly at the top of her industry.

As well as designing and making cakes for every occasion, Louise is passing her wealth of creativity and knowledge onto others. Her fabulous cake-making classes are fun, informal, relaxed and “all you need to bring is are held in the comfort of her home. your imagination”, and More and more aspiring cake makers she will ensure that you are attending Louise’s classes to not go home with a fabulous only learn her trade secrets but also cake feeling confident to have a fantastic time and meet new about making more. friends. One happy student described Whatever your baking the master-classes as “ just like meeting experience there is a up with old school friends”, so it’s easy class for everyone. to see why 90 per cent of her classes are returning customers.

Louise wants to encourage those with little or no experience who have never had the confidence to bake a cake to n For more information call Lousie on 07956 attend her classes.

165106, visit www.louisemakescakes.com Louise says that

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atie Blake, owner of Bespoke Wedding Stationery, started designing stylish wedding invitations as a hobby before making it a fulltime business, so it is safe to say that she is extremely passionate about what she does. Word of Katie’s work has rapidly spread and she is now known for her quality and beautifully-presented wedding stationery.

With a degree in Graphic Design, Katie has always had an artistic touch and an eye for detail: you only have to look at her unique designs to realise this.

Bespoke Wedding Stationery offers a personalised service to its customers and perfectionist Katie will meet with you and discuss any ideas you may have. Katie will then work at reflecting your personalities in

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her designs and will help you create your dream wedding invitations that will lead the way to an array of wedding stationery for your big day.

Katie, who calls the invitations “a taster to the main event”, will also help you design table plans, place cards, menus and the order of service. Every single piece of her artistry is different and is tailored to each happy couple.

Organising a wedding is one of the most exciting times in your life and the stationery is an important reflection of that. Call Katie and let her wow your guests with simply beautiful, personal designs.

n For more information visit

www.katieblake-bws.co.uk or call on 07736 836437

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xon Hoath is a gorgeous, secluded country estate surrounded by 73 acres of outstanding private gardens and grounds, providing an idyllic and exclusive venue for happy couples celebrating their big day. Originally built more than 600 years ago by a knight of King Henry V, Oxon Hoath was used as a royal park for the Kingdom’s oxen and deer.

Today, couples can stroll blissfully through an array of exotic trees, romantic gardens and hidden dells and wander around the sculptured lake, finding no end of beautiful backdrops for those memorable photos. The gardens are bursting with colour with many roses and camellias. Combine this with breathtaking and uninterrupted views across the Weald, and Oxon Hoath is truly a country estate of rare and exquisite beauty.

Oxon Hoath’s wedding

services are equally remarkable.

The house offers a personalised service and can make your wedding as traditional or as individual as you like. Guests can be treated to a fabulous three-course wedding breakfast with menus brimming with culinary delights. Or if a buffet with finger foods or even a barbecue in the Rose Garden is your preference, Oxon Hoath can provide that too, at very reasonable prices. You and your guests can party late into the night and up to 50 family and friends can stay over and enjoy comfortable rooms which range from mansion-sized suites to quaint attic rooms with pretty painted floors.

Your main celebrations are held in the three magnificent reception rooms, all centred around the Jacobean library and overlooking Oxon Hoath lake and the stunning vista of the Weald of Kent beyond.

n For more information call 01732 811071 or visit www.oxonhoath.co.uk

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splendour

Bradbourne House, with its period charm and breathtaking grounds, makes for a jewel of a venue with fantastic photographic opportunities around every corner. Chris Bennett pays a visit

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ust by looking at the majestic Bradbourne House, you get the feeling that the exclusive Grade I-listed country house was purpose-built for dream weddings. Set in 20 acres of beautiful

parkland complete with a lake and ancient trees, this truly magnificent venue oozes elegance and splendour.

Imagine owning your very own country manor for a day and being surrounded by those closest to you...

You are guaranteed exclusive use of the stunning venue, including access to all wedding rooms and the grounds.

Wander through exquisite rooms full of grandeur such as the Great Hall, the Oak Bar and the Marble Hall, which are perfect for those memorable photographs.

Understanding how truly special your day is, the wedding team at Bradbourne House will provide a personal wedding partner to guide and assist you through

to your wedding day.

Also included on the day is a toastmaster who will be master of ceremonies.

The food is also something of style and quality. All of the menus offer a wide range of sumptuous dishes to choose from, whether it is the wedding breakfast or a mouth-watering spit roast. Ingredients and the menus can be altered to your own personal taste and you will have the chance to meet with the in-house chef to discuss your culinary desires.

For a wedding breakfast, the Great If this whets your Hall can accommodate up to 120 appetite, discover more guests on a straight table formation about how Bradbourne and more can be invited to the evening House could be the celebrations. It is also licensed to ultimate setting for your hold 120 guests for a civil ceremony. perfect day by arranging Alternatively, for much larger wedding an exclusive visit. parties, a marquee can be n For more information call 01732 897 436, erected on the visit www.bradbournehousekent.co.uk or email lawns. at Sharon@bradbournehousekent.co.uk

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hen a young Neil Hamed, owner of Home Baked Images, was finally allowed to click down on the shutter release on his father’s treasured classic Yashica 35mm camera, his passion for photography was ignited. Since those childhood days, Neil has rarely been far away from a camera, capturing the world around him through a viewfinder.

It is a hobby that Neil has progressed into a business and you get the feeling that photography is somewhat sacred to Neil. He believes that “one glance at a photo can bring all your senses to life”, and that “photography enables you to travel back in time”. But perhaps he best sums up his photographs when he says they are “snippets of time – perfectly frozen”.

Although based in Kent, over the years Neil has travelled the

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globe doing what he loves and is gaining a much-respected reputation. From weddings to portraits, from architecture to commercial, Neil can turn his camera to anything. With experience of providing his clients with photographs they will cherish, Neil aims to capture every emotion of your memorable day. n For more information visit

www.homebakedimages.com or call Neil on 07901 681593

Flower & Glory The hottest free networking event in Sevenoaks.

We absolutely love creating gorgeous floral designs and arrangements for weddings. It’s what we are passionate about!

During your initial wedding consultation, we’ll find out about you, your likes and dislikes, talk about the venue, the dress, colours - and then we will come up with something wonderful.

Whether your wedding is a small, intimate affair or a grand celebration, we will ensure that your wedding flowers are perfect.

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Held at a different stunning location each month, Grapevine gives you the chance to share contacts and ideas with other like-minded local businesses, in a relaxed and friendly environment.

To find out more about forthcoming events and to watch the video, visit:

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WEDDING

BEST DRESSED Lace laden Brides can thank Kate Middleton and the latest Twilight instalment for the long sleeves and lace trend – it seems designers can’t get enough of it and have reinvented what used be considered quite an old-fashioned fabric. Strapless dresses will still rule the bridal aisle, but expect more coverage for 2012 with a sexy twist; think sheer backs and illusion sleeves. And don’t be surprised if the look of lace pops up on everything from the wedding cake to the decorations. n ‘Catherine’ gown by Monique Lhullier www.moniquelhullier.com, bouquet wrapped in lace; ask your local florist for inspiration

Choosing your dream dress or a stylish suit that’s going to stand apart from the rest can be tricky so Vine’s taken inspiration from the catwalk to bring you the hottest wedding trends for 2012

SLIM-FIT Daniel Craig may have been the first Bond to wear a slim-fitted suit but not all of us have to have piercing blue eyes and a six-pack to wear one in style. More and more grooms are moving with the times and are turning to the modernlooking suits and it seems as though most designers have spotted the trend too.

2012 is the year of the slim-fit! n Slim-fit suit by Carlo Pignatelli www.ameliste.co.uk, Men’s dress black shoes www.office.co.uk

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Exotic

Wearing a wedding gown in a nonwhite or ivory hue was, until recently, considered a pretty radical move. Then, a few seasons ago, we began seeing subtle pops of colour, from the faintest hint of silver or lilac to bright lettuce green but colour was still the exception rather than the rule. This season, however, blush and pink shades appeared on dozens of runways, marking its official debut as an expected – not quirky – wedding gown hue. Perhaps this has something to do with Reese Witherspoon’s blush Monique Lhuillier wedding gown. If Reese chooses pink, it’s clearly time to give it a try. n ‘Olivia’ gown by Wtoo www.wtoo.com, ‘Cecile Boccara’ necklace for the Swarovski Crystalized wedding collection www.swarovski-crystallized.com

VINTAGE Don’t we all dream of getting married in a dress that tells a story? If your vision of the dream dress is something whimsical that has had a life well beyond the high street, then perhaps a stylish vintage dress is for you. You can pick anything from vintage tea-length 1950s prom dresses to elegant 1920s plunge neckline gowns – there are plenty of unique boutiques that specialise in original and vintage-inspired gowns so it’s worth researching. n Original 1970s vintage gown from www.thevintageweddingdresscompany. com, 1950s-inspired ‘Marilyn’ suede court shoe by Rachel Simpson www.rachelsimpsonshoes.co.uk

With beach weddings becoming increasingly popular, so too are linen suits. Perfect for when the sun is beating down you can wear it with an open shirt or with a collar and tie.

Brad Pitt even opted for a white linen number when he married Jennifer Aniston. Stay cool and look cool! Feel the cool breeze on your toes with a pair of smart brown sandals. n White linen suit by Richard James www.richardjames.co.uk, Men’s brown leather sandals by Birkenstock www.birkenstock-uk.com

TRADITIONAL The bow tie is coming back stronger than ever in 2012 and many groomsmen are returning to the traditional tuxedo. Over the last few years ties have ousted the ‘dickie-bow’, but with fashion looking more and more to the past for inspiration the bow-tie is back where it belongs. Why not go for the complete look and wear a top hat on your big day? n Tuxedo by Ralph Lauren www.ralphluren.com, Victorian-inspired top hat by Jaxon Hats www. hatsandcaps.co.uk

WELLNESS

SKIN SOLUTIONS Dr Johanna Ward, Medical Director of The Skin Clinic Sevenoaks, provides the answers to all your cosmetic queries. This month she looks at the benefits of skincare Q: How can I improve my skin before my summer wedding?

I have some fine lines and wrinkles around my eyes and have some brown spots on my cheeks?

Jenny, Otford A: There are many different ways to get glowing, luminous skin before a big event such as a wedding. If you are looking for a quick boost, treatments such as microdermabrasion and chemical peels can give your skin an instant glow by removing the dead and redundant skin cells on the outermost layer of your skin known as the epidermis. These treatments are a controlled way of removing cellular debris that makes the skin look dull and tired – great for a one-off quick fix, but if you want lasting results then they ideally need to be done as a series of treatments.

If you have a bit more time on your hands then there are some very good treatments for brown spots or hyperpigmentation on the face that will also improve fine lines and wrinkles. The best treatment on the market is a prescription-only skincare treatment programme by Obagi Medical. The treatment takes 18 weeks but will definitely yield fantastic results. Not only will it improve the whole texture and tone of your skin but your skin will look completely revitalised and refreshed ready for your big day. These creams contain active ingredients so can only be obtained from a cosmetic doctor via prescription.

There are some other products that do not require a prescription that can help reduce facial pigmentation. Skinceuticals do a good non-prescription range for excess pigmentation which you can buy in medical skin clinics.

Intense Pulsed Light (IPL) can also be used to erase sunspots or pigmentation. The pulsed light causes the excess melanin in the skin to break down and over time the pigmentation simply disappears. Most people will need a course of IPL treatments every four weeks for optimal results so you will need to plan these treatments. Daily sunblock (ideally SPF 50) should be worn on the face to prevent pigmentation or discolouration from developing in the first place. It should also be worn to prevent treated hyperpigmentation from returning.

For the fine lines and wrinkles around your eyes there are numerous treatments. Botox is probably the most common treatment to help reduce and soften lines around the eyes. It involves a few tiny injections into the area and takes up to two weeks to work so make sure you plan ahead. Other treatments for wrinkles around the eyes include medical-grade eye creams that your clinician can recommend or skilled application of dermal fillers into the lines to plump and soften them. Another option for overall skin rejuvenation and reducing fine lines and pigmentation is dermaroller treatment. This treatment is also known as collagen induction therapy and involves passing a roller over the skin that causes thousands of tiny columns of micro-trauma to the skin to stimulate the body to produce collagen. This is a new treatment that is generating much excitement as the before and after results can be astounding.

So if you have a special occassion coming up and want radiant, glowing skin why not try some advanced skin care products that actually effect a change in your skin and produce a visible, real difference

n Dr Johanna Ward, BA Hons MBBS DRCOG MRCGP, Dip Clinical Dermatology (distinction) n For more information, call 01732 462844, visit www.theskinclinic.org.uk or email enquiries@theskinclinic.org.uk

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Sevenoaks Aesthetics offers a wide range of cosmetic skin rejuvenation treatments to reduce the appearance of lines and wrinkles, improve complexion and add volume and contour, without the need for invasive and costly surgical procedures.

Dr Richard Warwick, a member of The British Association of Cosmetic Doctors, and his team are based in Sevenoaks and hold regular practices at locations across West Kent and Sussex.

For more information and to book your free, personalised, no-obligation consultation, please contact the team on:

01732 644 744 • 07504 401 014 sevenoaksaesthetics@gmail.com

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Keeping your body fat at a level that is healthy and you are comfortable with has more to do with following the stages of a behavioral change model and laying down a series of habits than it does choosing the next revolutionary diet plan. It doesn’t have to be complicated; I will start you off with three easy steps:

burning machine. Look at articles by Nate Myaki or Jonny Bowden to set you on this path 3. Bring in the habits, as painful as they may seem at the time a. Plan out your week's meals b. Set up an online shopping list c. Book your exercise times in the diary d. Set a goal or choose an event to aim for As they say – that’s it in a nutshell. We help hundreds of people through this process every month and it works.

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GET BACK ON TRACK We may have been keen to lose the pounds after Christmas, but by now, many of us will have fallen off the bandwagon. Here are 10 top tips to getting fit in preparation for summer EXERCISE & DIET ARE KEY

BE CONSISTENT

This is the easy one: exercise or diet alone won’t work. A regular exercise routine and healthy food plan based around your lifestyle is the best way to lose body fat.

Consistency is more important than volume. Working out two to three days per week will produce more results than haphazard workouts.

FITNESS PYRAMID If fat loss is your goal think of your fitness routine as a pyramid. The foundation is cardio exercise, at least 30 minutes a day; on top of that there’s stretching to aid flexibility and at the top of the pyramid add strength training.

TRY THE WEIGHTS Weight training is essential to burn body fat. For every pound of muscle you gain, your body burns 30-50 additional calories per day.

ENJOY IT!

SHORT-TERM GOALS If you’re having trouble getting motivated, write down two or three realistic goals you hope to have accomplished in 30 days. At the end of the 30 days, you’ll feel a sense of accomplishment because your goals were short-term, reasonable and measurable.

DON’T OVER-DO CARDIO Always perform resistance training and cardio as part of your overall fitness programme and don’t go over 50-60 minutes of cardio.

EATING PLAN

You’ve got to enjoy your exercise or you’ll never stick at it so if you don’t enjoy cardiovascular exercise, invest in an upbeat dance video tape, or take a belly dancing or archery class.

Some sort of structured eating plan from Monday to Friday is highly recommended. You can take some liberties at the weekend, but if you plan what you’ll be eating for each meal and snack, you’re less likely to reach for the fatty foods.

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Exercise can unlock all sorts of potential in your life by making you stronger, leaner, healthier and more nimble so it’s worth putting the effort in.

The best way to control blood sugar and insulin levels through your diet is to eat three small meals and two to three small snacks spread out over every two to three hours.

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Sanderson Tiger Stripe Duvet Cover (£85, House of Fraser), Parker Cotton Knit Blanket (£75, Laura Ashley), Washed Willow Waste Bin (£17.50, Marks & Spencer)

Neon + natural Neon florals such as daffodil yellows, marigold oranges and rose pinks complement blonde woods really well and can be introduced as subtle flashes or used for bold colour-blocking, another trend of the season.

Outdoor Scatter Cushion in Sap (£20, John Lewis), Decorative Wooden Quail (£10, John Lewis), Folia wallpapers ‘Jena’ and ‘Lacarno’ (Harlequin)

Naturally shabby Distressed is the way to go with this trend – mismatched crockery, pale mustards, duck egg blue, distressed white and bare pared-back wood.

Portobello Glass Cabinet with distressed finish in Ivory (£325, Graham and Green), Grand Café Margot Clock (£195, Graham & Green)

STOCKISTS: www.houseoffraser.co.uk • www.johnlewis.com

www.harlequin.uk.com • www.grahamandgreen.co.uk

www.lauraashley.com • www.marksandspencer.com

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ELEGANT WINDOW SOLUTIONS Does your property look like it could do with a face-lift but you don’t want to lose its period charm? Don’t despair – The Heritage Window Company has introduced an innovative replacement sash window which has all the benefits of modern-day technology

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ere’s the predicament: you have a beautiful Victorian or Georgian home and the windows really need replacing, but you worry about putting in unsightly new-looking frames. So, what do you do? The Heritage Window Company has the answer in the form of its traditional box sashes, painstakingly reproduced so that they blend in seamlessly with your period property.

While the phrase ‘double glazing’ may send alarm bells ringing for those who are keen to maintain their original features, The Heritage Window Company’s new Benenden ultra-slim aluminium sash windows have clear thermally

effecient sealed units which reduce noise and provide maximum insulation to reduce heat loss. Therefore, you achieve the benefits of efficient glazing without having to compromise the elegance of your home.

In addition, unlike wood, the aluminium windows will not rot or break down, and have been cleverly designed to fit your original timber outerframes.

If the frames are in poor condition, then any repairs can be carried out by directly employed craftsmen as part of the

installation process. There’s a wide range of colours and glazing options to choose from and the durable powder coating means you’ll never have to repaint the frames.

One client said of their sash windows: “We’re thrilled with our new sash windows...Your professionalism and attention to detail was second to none.”

Should the property have existing casement windows such as Steel Crittalls, then The Heritage Window Company can provide its unique Benenden window,

which is the slimmest aluminium window available on the market.

This has been specifically designed to replace Crittall style windows retaining character without losing aesthetic appeal in the process. Naturally this is also an ideal solution for new-build projects where minimalist design is part of the criteria.

To complement the product portfolio, the company also has a comprehensive range of Bi-fold doors.

With such diversity, The Heritage Window Company is positioned to provide an elegant solution to Window and Door replacement or new-build projects. n For more information visit www.thwc.co.uk#vine or call 01732 461919

EXTENSIONS • ORANGERIES • CONSERVATORIES • GARDEN ROOMS • CONVERSIONS

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EW TECHNOLOGIES: BEST FOR BUSINESS EW Technologies, based in Tunbridge Wells, has provided water treatment to businesses and homes all over the UK for the past 10 years and it has recently been named a finalist at the 2012 Business Excellence Awards. Vine talks to the successful company

E

W Technologies has gone from strength to strength since being established in 2002 and it has now been recognised for its exceptional services. The business was among 250 companies participating in the prestigious 2012 Business Excellence Awards this year and it is proud to be named as a finalist in the European Overall Best Company category.

Oliver Ginty, director of EW Technologies, said: “We are absolutely delighted to be representing Kent at the European awards. 2012 will be our 10th year in business and with the fantastic progress we

made in 2011 we are expecting 2012 to be another record-breaking year.”

One of the company’s most popular products is its water softener system which removes 100 per cent of lime scale while saving customers over £600 a year on hot water costs and cleaning products. EW Technologies' emphasis on striving to give its customers the

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best possible experience has been at the foundation of its success and offering affordable products is something extremely important to Oliver: “We’ve reduced costs across all sectors in the business and we are passing these savings onto the customer which means that we are able to reduce the price of our products by half.”

Oliver also puts the company’s success down to the associates working in the company. “Our associates work extremely hard to provide the best quality service to our customers and are highly trained to handle customer queries and sales orders over the phone. EW Technologies is proving that with the right systems and people in place, companies can compete at the highest levels in Europe.”

Vine wishes EW Technologies the best of luck when they attend the awards ceremony this year. n For more information call 02033 840204, visit www.ewtechnologies.co.uk or see advert on page 17

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HOME & GARDEN

PLANT doctor Mark Reeve is the Plant Doctor at Coolings, The Gardener’s Garden Centre in Knockholt. A trained horticulturalist for over 20 years, he is always on hand to give you gardening advice.

This month, he looks at what you should be buying now

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pril is the real kick off for spring in the garden and is also a busy time of year here on our 4.5 acre nursery. This is a great month for planning your displays of bedding and patio plants for the coming season. Listening to our customers it appears that red, white and blue are going to be popular colour choices in this Olympic and Jubilee year. However, for those gardeners looking for something a bit different, a new Calibrachoa called ‘Rose Star’ looks certain to cause a stir this season. This small flowered trailing petunia relative has a pink star on the petals with a pale pink background; an excellent new variety that will be great in pots and hanging baskets. If you prefer larger flowered petunias then ‘Rosy Ripple’ is a new double-flowered trailing variety. This has cerise pink and cream blooms in abundance. We will be stocking a range of Osteospermums called ‘Serenity Mix’ with attractive names like ‘lemonade’, ‘lavender bliss’, ‘peach magic’ and ‘pink magic’. A cracking new foliage begonia called ‘Gryphon’ is also launched this year. This plant has large dark purple leaves heavily veined with silver. It does well in shade and associates well with white New Guinea Impatiens.

OUR TOP TIPS FOR SUCCESS Buy good plants: you can only buy Coolings’ home-grown plants from us Use good compost: we recommend choosing our Coolings Professional Compost, which we use ourselves Feed your plants: for bigger, happier more flowery patio plants feed with Miracle-Gro Location, location, location: pick plants that will naturally thrive in your chosen spot: Shady Characters Great choices for adding cheer to a dull aspect: Fuchsias, Begonias, Coleus, Nicotiana Sun Lovers Plenty of choices for a sunny spot! Osteospermum, Geraniums, Regal Pelargoniums, Arctotis and Gazania, Verbena, Petunias, Surfinia and Million Bells, Euphorbia ‘Diamond Frost’, Dichondra ‘Silver falls’, Portulaca and Mesembryanthemum

Remember, frost can still occur during April so I recommend protection for tender bedding plants until May

PLANT ARRANGEMENTS Here at Coolings we use all our fantastic home-grown bedding in our planted arrangements. Containers and pots are great for adding a splash of colour to patios or doorsteps. Remember you can be as creative with the container as you are with the plants. We like to use our vintage crates or baskets to give a real retro feel. Or for a more modern feel why not choose granite or slate?

Quite often we use a shrub in our larger planted Mark, or another member of Coolings’ trained team, is on hand at the centre seven days a week. If you need advice just call 01959 532269, send an email to rushmorehill@coolings. co.uk or visit Coolings, The Gardener’s Garden Centre, Rushmore Hill, Knockholt, TN14 7NN

arrangements. They are great for adding additional texture and height to displays. Just remember to pick plants that won’t outgrow your container too quickly! A slow-growing conifer or grass can provide interest even after the bedding has finished.

Coolings’ staff are always happy to offer advice. Why not pop up and visit our new plant advice centre due to open soon!

Remember we are a retail nursery and we grow our own plants, we grow it so we know it!

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HOME & GARDEN

PLANT perfectionists

Wealden Country Landcraft offers the complete package when it comes to creating your dream garden – Vine speaks to duo Adam Sutton and Tim Playfoot about everything from the design process to tips for your own garden

The brains behind Wealden Country Landcraft are Adam Sutton and Tim Playfoot. Adam, who has a BSc in Environmental Science, deals more with the maintenance while Tim, who has BA degree in Garden Design, applies the artistry. Together, they created Wealden Country Landcraft back in 1998 and ever since they have been offering their expertise. Their landscaping services range from planning your garden and implementing the design to complete garden maintenance or a simple contract to cut your grass and trim your hedges.

Achieving the customer's dream garden is something that is precious to Wealden Country Landcraft. Tim says: “Of course it gives me pleasure to look at my completed work, but what makes me even happier is the look on the customer’s face after seeing their new garden for the first time.”

THE DESIGN PROCESS 1.

Initial Consultation – This involves a meeting with you in your garden to establish what kind of design is required. Tell Tim what you have in mind and he will start putting the wheels in motion to achieve your dream garden.

2.

Site Survey – A thorough survey will be carried out to establish the type of soil, drainage and existing vegetation. Your garden will then be measured and level readings will be taken.

BEFORE

AFTER

3. Sketch Designs – At this point you will get a first glimpse of how your garden could look as well as proposed materials and plants that will be used.

4.

Final Garden Design – After your feedback on the initial drawings, you will be presented with the final design. It is hand-drawn and can be coloured in if you wish to preserve the plan.

5. Planting Plans – A complete set of drawings will show exactly which plants will be used and where they will go.

CHOOSING THE RIGHT PLANTS 1.

Recognise the soil type. It is a fundamental factor when deciding what you want to grow and where you want to grow it. Different soil types require different management.

2. Work out what seasonal interest you want from the plant. Think carefully about colour schemes – do you want autumnal shades or vibrant summer colours?

3.

Consider the aspect of your garden: is it north or south facing? If north then look for plants that don’t require full exposure to the sunlight. Remember, some plants thrive in the shade.

4.

Decide on whether you want your plants to be evergreen or deciduous; deciduous plants lose their leaves to reveal a stem structure. Evergreen plants have leaves in all seasons.

CASE STUDY

We were very impressed with the entire process from the design stage through to the planting. The trees and shrubs were of excellent quality and immediately made an impact in the garden. Highly recommended!

This particular garden was extremely bland with just a few old roses and wide hedges. The clients had a soft spot for traditional English country gardens and in particular they loved the gardens at Sissinghurst Castle. With this in mind the garden was divided into different sections by yew hedging and lots of beautiful white roses were mixed in with the shrubs and perennials. n For more information visit www.wealdencountrylandcraft.co.uk or call 01892 722699

Mrs W, Sevenoaks

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WHAT’S ON? ART ■ 12 Apr. Talk on Trusting the Experts in Good & Bad in Art. 20:15. Ship Theatre, Walthamstow Hall School, Hollybush Lane, Sevenoaks.

Sevenoaks Decorative & Fine Arts Society. 01883 625877, 01732 463859 www. nadfaskentarea.org.uk ■ 14-15 Apr. Knockholt Art Club exhibition. Coolings Garden Centre, Rushmore Hill, Knockholt. 01959 532269 www.coolings.co.uk ■ 19 Apr. Talk on Musical Pictures of Vermeer. 13:4515:00. Community Centre, Cramptons Rd, Bat & Ball. Knole Decorative & Fine Arts Society.

01732 780453

BLOOD DONATION SESSIONS

■ 06-09 Apr. Easter Egg Trail.

Hever Castle near Edenbridge

CHILDREN - MUSIC ■ 11 Apr. Sing Sing Sing workshop for 10-14 yearolds. 10:00-12:00. Methodist Church, The Drive, Sevenoaks. £25. 07985 783606 www. thevoiceexperience.co.uk

CHILDREN - SHOWS ■ 20-21 Apr. Peppa Pig’s Treasure Hunt. Assembly Hall Theatre, Tunbridge Wells.

01892 530613, 532072 www. assemblyhalltheatre.co.ukwww. peppapiglive.com ■ 22 Apr. St George & the Dragon show. Trinity Theatre, Tunbridge Wells. Free. 01892 678678

CRAFTS

■ 01 Apr. Blood Donation Session. 09:30-13:00, 14:0015:00. Camden Centre, Royal Victoria Place, Tunbridge Wells.

0300 123 2323 www.blood.co.uk

■ 20 Apr. Daffodils flower arranging class. 09:30. Coolings Garden Centre, Rushmore Hill, Knockholt. £25 including lunch.

01959 532269 www.coolings. co.uk

■ 05 Apr. Blood Donation Session. 13:30-16:30, 17:3020:00. Angel Centre, Angel Lane, Tonbridge. 0300 123 2323 www.blood.co.uk

■ 28-29 Apr. Country Craft & Food Fair. Hop Farm Family Park, Beltring near Paddock Wood

THE UNRIVALLED SEVENOAKS LISTINGS GUIDE. Underriver. £34.95. 01732 833112 www.thewhiterockinn. co.uk

GARDENING ■ 01 Apr. Plant Doctor Service. 11:00-15:00. Broadview Gardens, Hadlow College, Hadlow (01732 850551, 853211) www.hadlow.ac.uk ■ 26 Apr. Behind the Scenes with the Experts. 09:30.

Coolings Garden Centre, Rushmore Hill, Knockholt. £3.50.

01959 532269 www.coolings. co.uk

GARDENS

HOBBIES

■ 03 Apr. National Gardens Scheme Open Day. 11:00-16:00.

Knole House, Sevenoaks. 01732 462100 www.nationaltrust. org.ukSevenoaks. Free. 01732 462100 www.nationaltrust. org.uk

■ 01-30 Apr. Collectors exhibition. Sevenoaks Museum, Sevenoaks Library, Buckhurst Lane, Sevenoaks. Free. 08458 247200 www.kent.gov.uk

■ 07 Apr. History of Gardens from 18th Century to Present Day course. 10:00-12:00.

Weekly. Unitarian Church, Westerham Rd, Bessels Green. £79. WEA 0800 328 1060, 01959 523455, 01732 454222, 01959 522936 www.wea.org.uk

■ 27 Apr. Blood Donation Session. 14:00-16:30, 17:3020:00. Camden Centre, Royal Victoria Place, Tunbridge Wells.

0300 123 2323 www.blood.co.uk

FARMERS’ MARKETS ■ 01 Apr. Farmers’ Market.

09:00-12:30. Fitness & Tennis Centre, Meopham. www. kentfarmersmarkets.org.uk

CHILDREN GENERAL

■ 18 Apr. Tai Chi for All course. 19:30-21:00. Weekly.

Orchard Academy, Swanley. £72 for 10 weeks. 0845 606 5606 www.kentadulteducation.co.uk

■ 03, 10, 17, 24 Apr. Farmers’ Market. 09:00-11:00. St John’s Church Centre, Hildenborough. www. hildenboroughfarmersmarket. co.uk www.kentfarmersmarkets. org.uk

CHILDREN - CRAFTS ■ 01-15 Apr. Easter craft activities. 12:00-16:00. Penshurst Place & Gardens, Penshurst near Tonbridge. 01892 870307 www.penshurstplace.com ■ 05 Apr. Papermaking Workshop. 12:00-15:00. Knole House, Sevenoaks. 01732 462100 www.nationaltrust.org.uk

CHILDREN HISTORY ■ 06-07 Apr. Easter House Trail.

12:00-15:00. Knole House, Sevenoaks. £2. 01732 462100 www. nationaltrust.org. uk

Easter Egg Trail

FILMS ■ 17 Apr. Talk on Ealing Studios & Sir Michael Balcon.

Westerham Golf Club. £28 including dinner. Rotary Club 01959 562972

FOOD & DRINK ■ 20 Apr. South African food & wine tasting.

19:00.

White Rock Inn,

■ 01-30 Apr. Vivat Regina – the dawn of our Elizabethan Age exhibition. Wed & Fri 14:0016:30, Thu & Sat 10:00-16:30.

Eden Valley Museum, Church House, 72 High St, Edenbridge.

Free. 01732 868102 www.evmt. org.uk ■ 19 Apr. Calamitous 14thcentury history course. 13:0015:00. Weekly. Adult Education Centre, Hatton House, Bradbourne Rd, Sevenoaks. £90 for 10 weeks. 0845 606 5606 www.kentadulteducation.co.uk

HEALTH & WELLBEING

■ 02-19 Apr. Tennis Camps for 3-16 year-olds. Hollybush Tennis Centre, Hollybush Recreation Ground, Hollybush Lane, Sevenoaks. 01959 523377 www.tennisacademy.org.uk

HISTORY

■ 29 Apr. First Aid course.

10:00-17:30. Kikodo Centre, St John’s Hill car park, Bat & Ball. £70. 01732 451839 www. kikodo.co.uk

■ 04 Apr. Talk on Borneo Stamps. 19:30. Red X Hall, Town Council Offices, Bradbourne Vale Rd, Bat & Ball. Sevenoaks Philatelic Society 01892 529154

LOCAL HISTORY ■ 10 Apr. Talk on Benjamin Harrison (Ightham Grocer & Archaeologist). 20:00. Memorial Hall, Plaxtol. Plaxtol Local History Group 01732 810553 www.plaxtolhistory.org.uk

MUSIC - GENERAL ■ 08 Apr. Live Music. 20:00.

Rising Sun, Fawkham Green, Fawkham nr. Longfield. 01474 872291 www.risingsun-fawkham. co.uk

MUSIC - BLUES & JAZZ ■ 25 Apr. Dinner Jazz & Blues.

Padwell pub, Stone St near Seal.

Free. 01732 761532 www. thepadwell.com ■ 28 Apr. Beatles, Blues & Blue Violin gig. Crown pub, Otford. £13.50. Brandywine Music 01732 440470

MUSIC - CHORAL ■ 08 Apr. Messiah & Easter carol service. 19:00. St Marys, Kemsing ■ 14 Apr. Spring Concert.

19:30. Methodist Church, The Drive, Sevenoaks. Tickets from Sevenoaks Bookshop. Darent Valley Choir 01959 523279 www.darentvalleychoir.com

MUSIC - CLASSICAL ■ 14 Apr. Opera Gala. 19:30.

Trinity Theatre, Tunbridge Wells. £35. 01892 678678 www. trinitytheatre.net ■ 21 Apr. Schubert, Mozart & Rossini concert by Fibonacci Sequence. 19:30. Ship Theatre, Walthamstow Hall School, Hollybush Lane, Sevenoaks. £15. Sevenoaks Music Club 01732 451581 www. sevenoaksmusicclub.org.uk

PHOTOGRAPHY ■ 02 Apr. Talk on 5 Minutes of Glory. 20:00-22:00. Mencap Hall, 71 Hitchen Hatch Lane, Sevenoaks. Camera Club www. sevenoakscameraclub.org.uk ■ 30 Apr. Print Competition Final. 20:00-22:00. Mencap Hall, 71 Hitchen Hatch Lane, Sevenoaks. Camera Club www. sevenoakscameraclub.org.uk

SHOPPING ■ 12 Apr. Bring & Buy Sale.

14:00. Red X Centre, Town Council Offices, Bradbourne Vale Rd, Sevenoaks. Sevenoaks Active Retirement Association 01732 455564

APRIL EVENTS AT THE ASSEMBLY HALL THEATRE ■ 29 Apr. Car Boot Sale.

Kemsing School field. Kemsing School PTA

SOCIAL EVENTS ■ 14 Apr. Titanic Night. Crown pub, 10 High St, Otford. £19.50 including dinner & music. 01959 522847 www.crownpubotford. co.uk ■ 25 Apr. TweetUp. 18:0020:00. Chequers pub, High St, Sevenoaks. www.twitter.com/ search?q=%23sevenoaks628

SPORT ■ 01 Apr. Half Marathon.

Paddock Wood Athletics Club.

Hospice in the Weald 01892 820502 www.hospiceintheweald. org.uk ■ 13 Apr. Charity Golf Day. 07:30. Knole Park Golf Club, Seal Hollow Rd, Sevenoaks. £60 including breakfast & lunch.

Sevenoaks Town Council 01732 459953

TRAVEL ■ 16-23 Apr. Dubrovnik study tour. Sevenoaks Decorative & Fine Arts Society 01883 625877, 01732 463859 www. nadfaskentarea.org.uk

WALKS ■ 01-30 Apr. Check for dates & times. Deer Park walks. Knole.

Free. 01732 462100 www. nationaltrust.org.uk/knole ■ 18 Apr. Stunning Summer Walks course. 12:30-14:30.

Weekly. Adult Education Centre, Hatton House, Bradbourne Rd, Sevenoaks. £49 for 8 weeks. 0845 606 5606 www. kentadulteducation.co.uk

Assembly Hall Theatre • Crescent Road • Tunbridge Wells • Kent TN1 2LU Ticket office: 01892 530613/532072 www.assemblyhalltheatre.co.uk STEPHEN VENABLES – THE LEGEND OF ERIC SHIPTON Sun 1 Apr 8pm £13

Internationally acclaimed mountaineer, writer and broadcaster Stephen Venables tells the story of legendary mountaineer Eric Shipton in this fast-paced, beautifully illustrated talk that blends historical detail with personal experience.

One of the greatest mountain explorers of the 20th century, Shipton took part in five expeditions to Everest, famously missing out on Sir Edmund Hillary’s historical ascent of the mountain after being sacked from the expedition. He dedicated his life to exploring untouched mountain ranges all over the world, from the mountains of East Africa to the untouched icefields of Patagonia in Tierra del Fuego.

What’s on in the area • Walking and cycling in the local countryside Holiday guides for the UK

WE PROVIDE: Photocopy service Accommodation advice and bookings

Fri 6 Apr 8pm £22.50

“The hottest creation since Ali G and Vicky Pollard” The Daily Mirror

Mon 2 Apr 7.30pm £22.50

Curtis Stigers shot to international fame with hits I Wonder Why and You’re All That Matters To Me. Curtis has been celebrated for a surprisingly wide variety of impressive accomplishments, from his early pop chart success with several self-penned, top-ten singles and hit albums and an appearance on the soundtrack to The Bodyguard, one of the biggest selling albums of all time..

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES Tue 3 Apr 7.30pm £22

A heart-warming and hilarious new comedy, starring Leslie Ash and Brooke Kinsella. Lies, deceit, red faces, regrets, hangovers and revenge! Liz is a woman who calls the shots. Orla has waited so long for Mr Right she hasn’t noticed her Prince has turned into a frog and Alison is too young to have been left on her own.

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WE HAVE INFORMATION ON:

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CURTIS STIGERS

■ 20 Apr. Yoga for Mobility course. 10:00-11:30. Weekly.

Adult Education Centre, Hatton House, Bradbourne Rd, Sevenoaks. £63 for 12 weeks. 0845 606 5606 www. kentadulteducation.co.uk

local history • Stamps and postcards Maps and guidebooks • Theatre Tokens • National Express tickets

The incomparable Jim Davidson live, dangerous and as uncompromising as ever. A hysterical evening of near-theknuckle stand-up comedy featuring one of Britain’s greatest ever comedians. Adults only.

“Fast-paced, gripping, witty and full of fascinating historical background.” Sir Chris Bonington

■ 16-17 Apr. Yoga for All course.

10:00-11:30. Weekly. Adult Education Centre, Hatton House, Bradbourne Rd, Sevenoaks. £81 for 12 weeks. 0845 606 5606 www.kentadulteducation.co.uk

WE SELL: Souvenirs • Books on

Thu 5 Apr 7.30pm £20 18 years +

Hello u blurb readin legend! its Lee Nelson here from off ur tellybox and me n my best mate n fat legend Omelette r coming to a crap town near u! Qwaliteeeeeee! coz the tour was well propa popular im doin a load of xtra dates in 2012! so dont b a mug - stop readin this rubbish n get urself a ticket!

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CHINESE STATE CIRCUS Mon 16 – Wed 18 Apr 5pm & 8pm £14.50 - £25 Family ticket £70, £64, £50

Witness acrobats defying gravity as the ancient discipline Icarian Games returns to centre stage.

An act rarely seen in circus arts, steeped in tradition, this is a remarkable display of human juggling where the human body becomes catapult and catcher in an elaborate, explosive and highly choreographed presentation of power, poise and agility.

STEWART FRANCIS Thu 19 Apr 7.30pm £17.50

The star of Mock The Week, Michael McIntyre’s Roadshow and Live At The Apollo embarks on a brand new tour with a fantastic and hilarious new show!

“A brilliant comic brain... this stand-up cracks some of the best one liners I’ve ever heard.” Guardian

PAUL MERTON – OUT OF MY HEAD Mon 30 Apr 8pm £23

With Paul Merton, Lee Simpson, Richard Vranch and Suki Webster. Discover the bizarre workings of Paul Merton’s brain, as he muses on the mighty behemoth that is his noggin. Paul returns to his stand-up roots for the first time this century. Away from the Have I Got News For You desk Paul Merton proves he’s got legs.

Can you tell us a little bit about Henry VIII’s grandmother, Margaret Beaufort?

She descended from a bastard line, she fell pregnant at 12, her husband died of the plague whilst she was pregnant and she was left to fend for herself. She plotted, schemed and quite possibly murdered to get her son, Henry VII, to the throne. She wielded great power after such a difficult start in life.

Do you think she would have made a good queen?

Yes, clearly. She had so many of the same characteristics as her great granddaughter, Queen Elizabeth I. She had that energy, that ruthlessness, that inquisitiveness and that drive. When she was in charge of the north of England she showed all the attributes of a ruler.

What would she have thought of Henry VIII’s reign?

I think she would have had terrible problems with it. Bishop Fisher, who was Margaret Beaufort’s closest friend, claimed that she was already having doubts about him. And of course she wouldn’t have been happy with what eventually happened. Fisher was Margaret’s confessor, her spiritual advisor and yet Henry executed him.

Ruthless, energetic, conniving – it seems as though Margaret Beaufort had similar strengths to Anne Boleyn. Would they have been friends?

Probably not. It’s the religion which is the great divide. Anne Boleyn is experimental in religion; she is interested in the new movements. Margaret as you can tell from her dress and everything else is a rigid catholic of the old school. She would have thought as Bishop Fisher and Thomas More did – they thought that Anne Boleyn was a heretic. She did not approve of heretics.

By popular history Henry is known more for his wives, his weight and his tyranny – is this fair or are his achievements easily overlooked?

THE TUDORS, ROMANCE

&

‘bonkbusters’

Renowned historian David Starkey talks to Chris Bennett at the unveiling of a newly acquired portrait of Lady Margaret Beaufort at Hever Castle. They discuss the woman who should have been queen, the “rubbish” that was The Tudors TV series and Starkey reveals his more romantic side Interview Chris Bennett

Well that’s a very interesting point. Obviously his achievements were enormous. He was the king that reinvented England and he was the original eurosceptic. He separated England from continental Europe, he turned the Channel into the widest strip of water in the world and he turned England into a defensible island which it hadn’t been before. Henry set the monarchy and England on this completely radical course and this is the really interesting thing: the reason that he does it, all the important changes he makes, is for the soap opera.

Talking of soap operas, dare I ask: what did you make of The Tudors television series?

Well the real Tudor period makes Dallas look completely feeble...but it’s real! It’s so much better than theatre. If you think of the rubbish of The Tudors (the TV series), in reality it was so much more exciting and much more terrible. My criticism of it, and I’ve got no problem at all with people doing things for history – Shakespeare for example takes some profound liberties – but the argument is to what end do you take them and I think that The Tudors made the real Tudors less exciting. The reality is much more violent, turbulent and lustful than it was portrayed. It was just turned into a bonkbuster!

If you could invite four guests to a dinner party (past or present) who would they be?

What I think would be really interesting is to make it an allfemale party. I would want Margaret Beaufort, Queen Elizabeth I, Catherine the Great and Margaret Thatcher. These are all extraordinary women who deployed power. And then I would sit back and watch the catfight!

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What makes you happiest?

I’m not a great one for happiness. Not that I’m mildly unhappy, but I believe that achievement is something that makes me happy and I’ve had some really wonderful experiences. One recent moment has made me particularly happy. I was searching for months and months for the name of Henry VII’s confessor and then I finally found it. There I was in Chancery Lane, on a really miserable November Wednesday afternoon, and I was in a state of desperation searching through this pile of crumbling relics and there it was, I had finally found it: Hugh Denys – Groom of our Stool. Of all the people Henry’s confessor could have been – he most trusted the man who was in charge of the bog.

What are you currently working on?

I’m working on my second biography on Henry VIII. I’ve already written a book on the period before he became king (Virtuous Prince) and I’m going to throw over the last third of the book because I’ve discovered new findings. Some people cling to everything they have ever written but I don’t.

If I come up with something new, if the facts change, then I change my mind.

Hever is lovely – I’m a romantic and this is a romantic house. I either like the very grand or the very romantic. But I suppose one of my favourite places to visit is Haddon Hall in Derbyshire – it’s very romantic. I think it has the most beautiful room in England: the long gallery there. It has most of its original glass and there’s a stream flowing beside it. You get this beautiful light and the blissful sound of running water...it’s truly unbelievable.

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sharp, distressing noise Like my friend who texts at sixcuts through the living something in the morning. “I’ll call in a room like an air raid bit when you’re awake”. Well a) now I siren. Our children’s am awake, so thanks for that and b) why eyes widen with panic as have you decided the time that I wake they watch their parents up? Sure, I know I could gently ask her frantically scramble and not to phone until after I’m home from descend into mayhem, the school run (and ideally not at all – yelling at each other. send a text!) but that wouldn’t be very “WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!”

British now, would it. The British way to “IT MUST BE FOR YOU!” handle these things is to fester and then “IT WON’T BE FOR ME, IT’S moan behind that person’s back/in a NEVER FOR ME!” magazine column.

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