Violet Summer Zine Issue 6

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beware of gold-diggers By: VSZ Team Once a upon a time I dated a few male gold-diggers. When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Save your coins ladies because if you are fooled more than once, it’s a shame on you. Let me tell you about these male gold-diggers. They are a different breed these days with their fragile masculinity on 10 struggling in between a liberating female empowerment movement. That’s the truth! I used to be blind to see until a therapist advised me to analyze all the tons of money I was spending to hang out with this dude that I dated for three long ass months. And guess what y’all? On average, I spent $242 a month on uber, $120 a month on weed, and $367 a month on grub to feed this hungry gold-digging ass $%^$! That’s a whopping $2,187 wasted on a fuck-boy. Whatever you want to call him. {Song starts to play: I ain’t saying he’s gold-digger, but he ain’t messing with no broke bitch...}. 19


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