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Email your questions for Walter Scott to personality@parade.com Will Maya Rudolph be doing any of her characters from Saturday Night Live on her new show? —Ida M., Santa Monica, Calif. A: SNL was deďŹ nitely a precursor to the type of sketch comedy that Rudolph, 43, and fellow SNL veteran Martin Short, 66, are aiming for on their new NBC series, Maya and Marty in Manhattan, premiering May 31. Rudolph is looking forward to creating fresh material, but she’s also tapping one of her all-time inspirations: The Carol Burnett Show. “I just don’t think anybody did it better,â€? she says. “As a group, I felt they were people who loved being with each other and made each other laugh, which is the key element. You can’t fabricate that.â€?
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nyone who’s ever felt tugged between the childlike wonder of the illusion and a grown-up desire for the “reveal” will enjoy Now You See Me 2, opening June 10 and starring several cast members from the original 2013 film. After a year in exile, the magic quartet known as the Four Horsemen reunites on a globe-trotting adventure from Macau to London triggered by the new movie’s villain, played by a delightfully quirky Daniel Radcliffe. JESSE EISENBERG, ILLUSIONIST J. DANIEL ATLAS Eisenberg’s mom worked as a birthday-party clown alongside a magician. “I always asked him how he performed tricks, and he’d always say the same thing: ‘Can you keep a secret?’ I’d say, ‘Yes.’ And he said, ‘So can I!’ So he never told me anything,” Eisenberg recalls. Working on both movies gave the actor
a chance to finally peek behind the curtain, though he still relishes the illusion of a good trick. “I have two competing feelings while I’m watching magic,” he says. “One is that it’s enthralling and totally entertaining. The other is that it’s frustrating because my curiosity is killing me. But when somebody is performing a trick for me, I love being ‘lied’ to. It’s kind of a thrilling, almost childlike feeling of wonder.” But he also loves how both the new movie and its predecessor let the audience in on the tricks in a style similar to that of Penn & Teller, the magic duo famous for revealing how their
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The cast of the new Now You See Me 2 conjures up more grand illusions— and stokes our age-old fascination with trickery.
tricks are done as part of their act. “It becomes less a celebration of showmanship and more a celebration of cleverness, craftiness, teamwork and effort. I love that, because I think what Penn & Teller do really well is reveal the underside of magic, but in a way that actually enhances magic because you realize you’ve just been watching something that was so cleverly constructed, and in that way it’s even more impressive.”
up to his mind tricks, so much so that Harrelson’s mentor, Irish mentalist Keith Barry, claims the actor successfully hypnotized co-star Mark Ruffalo. Not quite, Harrelson counters. “It’s an art; I can’t do it,” he confesses. But he did pick up a few card tricks and other sleights of hand from the magicians on the set while working on the movie. “I was constantly trying new stuff,” says Harrelson. “When it fails, it’s horrible. But when it succeeds, the feeling is just great.”
WOODY HARRELSON, HYPNOTIST MERRITT MCKINNEY “I remember doing a magic show when I was 5 or 6,” Harrelson says, which makes
LIZZY CAPLAN, SCREWBALL LULA Newcomer Caplan had to make the quirky Lula stand
him extra proud that the movie inspired his daughter, Makani, 9, to stage her own magic show for the family. “It was just so cool!” he says. “She told me, ‘That’s your best movie, Daddy.’ Not that she’s seen every movie, but she really liked it, and she started getting into magic.” In NYSM2 Merritt is still
out in the boys’ club of the magic world. “It was really important to me not to make her just the run-of-the-mill sexy assistant or the only girl in a group of guys,” she says. She’s delighted that Lula’s overeager, slightly irritating vibe shines through onscreen. “Throughout the shooting we had three mentor
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he most famous magician of 21st century America is Harry Houdini, and he’s been dead for almost 100 years. Houdini named himself after Robert-Houdin, the 19th century French magician who said that a magician was an actor playing the part of a magician. So Jesse Eisenberg, in Now You See Me and Now You See Me 2, is an actor playing the part of an actor playing the part of a magician. When we met, he knew the Robert-Houdin quotation and had given some serious thought to being an actor playing an actor playing a magician. To do this, Jesse learned some tricks and did them for friends, but tricking people made him really uncomfortable—he doesn’t have the gloating joy of “gotcha” that some magicians have. Right after performing a trick, he’d invariably tell his friends how it was done. “I have such a guilt complex with lying to somebody,” he says. “But I always had an interest in magic because I’m a curious person. And there’s probably no curious person on earth who’s not interested in magic.” Jesse learned a little magic and a lot about magicians, maybe too much for my taste. “My character as conceived in the first movie was supposed to be kind of a David Blaine magician in the sense that he did magic for people on the street, and was seen as really cool,” Jesse says. “And then, when I started to meet magicians, there was like a certain confidence that I noticed, especially in people who had started doing magic young as a kind of coping mechanism for maybe some social discomfort.” I felt like Jesse had been reading our mail. His Daniel Atlas character says in the movies that a magician has to be the smartest person in the room. I earn my living as a professional magician, but I wasn’t sure I was even the smartest person at our table. Jesse as Daniel Atlas in the Now You See Me movies is my kind of magician: a brilliant, thoughtful actor playing the part of a magician, who’s really just a smart guy doing tricks. Magician, actor and author Penn Jillette has been performing with his show-business partner Teller in Penn & Teller since the 1970s.
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If you experience painful muscle cramps in your legs, back, feet, or hips, you should know relief is available. Over 100 million people suffer from unnecessary muscle cramps, which may interfere with sleep, because they are not aware of this proven treatment. MagniLife® Leg Cramp Relief contains eight active ingredients, such as Magnesia Phosphorica to help prevent and relieve cramps and radiating pains that are worse at night. “Your product has severely helped me and I thank you so very much.” - Marie L., MT. MagniLife® Leg Cramp Relief is sold at Rite Aid and CVS/pharmacy. Order risk free for $19.99 ($5.95 S&H) for 125 tablets. Get a FREE bottle when you order two for $39.98 ($9.95 S&H). Send payment to: MagniLife L-P14, PO Box 6789, McKinney, TX 75071 or call 1-800-6067708. Satisfaction guaranteed. Order now at www.LegCrampsRelief.com
Do you suffer from burning, itching, scaling or redness on your feet? Over 60 million people live with this painful and embarrassing condition, known as athlete’s foot, because they are not aware of this proven treatment for itching, scaling, cracking, burning, and discomfort. MagniLife® Antifungal Foot Cream with miconazole nitrate cures most athlete’s foot and relieves itchy, scaly skin between the toes. Natural moisturizers and essential oils help repair damaged skin and promote healing of painful cracks and fissures, where bacteria can grow and spread. “This foot cream worked wonders for my feet. I’m no longer embarrassed to wear sandals!” - Heidi, CA. MagniLife® Antifungal Foot Cream is sold at Walgreens and Rite Aid in the diabetes aisle. Order risk free for $19.99 ($5.95 S&H). Get a FREE jar when you order two for $39.98 ($9.95 S&H). Send payment to: MagniLife FC-P14, PO Box 6789, McKinney, TX 75071, or call 1-800-532-9177. Satisfaction guaranteed. Order now at www.FungalFootCream.com
FOOT FUNGUS?
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Solar White Owl Light
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Ask Marilyn By Marilyn vos Savant
We are advised to change our passwords often, but how would this trip up programs that try all the various combinations of characters?
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Yes, why would a new string of nonsense characters be any safer than the previous one? With those programs, it wouldn’t. A more practical and safer policy is to create a unique password for each financial institution website that can access your funds. So you should use a different password for your bank, credit union, brokerage, etc. Also, I suggest using easy-to-remember but false answers for your password-recovery questions so that no one but you could answer them correctly. I’m in Mensa, where I’ve been discussing this question with other members for years: What is the reason we are here? —Jerry McGovern, Buellton, Calif.
I think it depends on your spiritual beliefs. If you have a religion, it provides the answer. But if you don’t believe in a god, the question contradicts your thinking. Having a reason implies having a purpose, which indicates an intelligent being (or cognitive power, etc.) with intent. That’s what people call a god. So if you don’t believe a god exists, you can’t believe a reason exists. You must settle for assuming we got here through some natural process, and that’s that. Send questions to marilyn @ parade.com 10 | MAY 29, 2016
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Perfect Choice HD™ is simple to use, hard to see and easy to afford…
Invention of the Year PERSONAL SOUND AMPLIFICATION PRODUCTS (PSAPs)
THEY’RE NOT HEARING AIDS Now with more power and clarity!
Perfect Choice HD is NOT a hearing aid. It is a Personal Sound Amplification Product (PSAP). Hearing aids can only be sold by an audiologist or a licensed hearing instrument specialist following hearing tests and fitting appointments. Once the audiologist had you tested and fitted, you would have to pay as much as $5000 for the product. Personal Sound Amplification Products use advanced digital processing to amplify the frequencies of human speech. Thanks to the efforts of a doctor who leads a renowned hearing institute, this product is manufactured in an efficient production process that enables us to make it available at an affordable price.
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Try it for yourself with our exclusive home trial. Some people need hearing aids but many just want the extra boost in volume that a PSAP gives them. We want you to be happy with Perfect Choice HD, so we are offering to let you try it for yourself. Call now, and you’ll find out why so many satisfied seniors are now enjoying their Perfect Choice HD, hearing their grandchildren and what the world has to say. Call today!
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1-877-721-9032 1998 Ruffin Mill Road, Colonial Heights, VA 23834 Perfect Choice HD is not a hearing aid. If you believe you need a hearing aid, please consult a physician.
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650+ Stores Nationwide How Does Harbor Freight Sell GREAT QUALITY Tools at the LOWEST Prices? We have invested millions of dollars in our own state-of-the-art quality test labs and millions more in our factories, so our tools will go toe-to-toe with the top professional brands. And we can sell them for a fraction of the price because we cut out the middle man and pass the savings on to you. It’s just that simple! Come visit one of our 650+ Stores Nationwide.
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Customer Rating
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$ 98
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2.5 HP, 21 GALLON 125 PSI VERTICAL AIR COMPRESSOR
6 PIECE SCREWDRIVER LOT 61313/62728 62583/47770/62570 shown SET
99
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