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BILLY RAY IS STILL THE KING Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus, 54, puts a different spin on his music in Still the King, the new comedy series airing Sunday nights on CMT. He plays Burnin’ Vernon, a washed-up Elvis impersonator who also impersonates a small-town minister. How do you relate to your character? My pawpaw was a Pentecostal preacher and I was raised hearing his ﬁre-andbrimstone sermons. When I began my musical career, there were times I’d be called “the next Elvis.” Vernon gets “kicked out” of country music. Have you ever been kicked out of anything? Two words: hell yes. I actually got kicked out of a Friendly’s restaurant—kind of ironic. What’s your favorite Elvis song? “Blue Suede Shoes.” My buddy Carl Perkins wrote it. Will you be singing in the show? Oh yes. One of the songs is “Hey Elvis,” which is obviously a big shout-out to the King. Vernon has a lot of tattoos. Are any of them yours? All of them. None of them are fake. Visit Parade.com/billyray for the full interview.

Email your questions for Walter Scott to personality@parade.com Is Noises Off the ﬁrst Tony Award nomination for Megan Hilty, or did she get one for Wicked? —Paula C., Lincoln Park, Ill. A: Kristin Chenoweth originated the role of Glinda in Wicked, so Hilty, 35, wasn’t eligible when she took it over later. That makes her Best Featured Actress in a Play nomination for playing bombshell Brooke Ashton in Noises Off her ﬁrst. “I didn’t think that our little show that closed six weeks before the nominations would be recognized,” says the actress. “They showed us a lot of love.” Tune in tonight at 8 p.m. ET on CBS to watch the 70th annual Tony Awards.

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For eight years he starred as obsessive–compulsive private eye Adrian Monk, solving messy murder cases for the San Francisco Police Department. Now the three-time Emmy Award winner, 62, returns to TV as Sen. Red Wheatus in the political comedythriller BrainDead, premiering June 13 on CBS. What intrigued you about BrainDead? It’s so timely. We’re in an election year, and the show will premiere in the summer as things are even further ratcheted up. I think the writers are struggling with: How do you make a fictional piece more absurd than what’s actually occurring in our country right now? Describe your character. I play a Republican senator from Maryland. He’s a bit of a lush and he chases women. Then his brain gets infected and he transforms: He stops drinking, becomes a health nut, loses weight and really cleans up his act. How does Wheatus compare with Monk? Even though Sen. Wheatus is very, very different from Adrian Monk, [both roles] gave me something that rarely happens in TV, where you get to exercise your comedy chops and do dramatic material at the same time. You and your wife, Brooke Adams, have a movie coming out, Breakable You. We met doing a play on Broadway 26 years ago, and we’ve done a lot of theater together. She did probably five or six episodes of Monk. So we love working together and hope to do more of it. What does Shalhoub like about his upcoming role in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film? Go to Parade.com/shalhoub to find out.

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une in tonight to the 70th Tony Awards (8 p.m. ET on CBS, hosted by James Corden) to see if Hamilton—the historically inspired hip-hop musical that made history with a record-shattering 16 nominations—wins Broadway’s biggest duel. Haven’t made it to the Great White Way? Check out Hamilton: The Revolution (Grand Central), a behindthe-scenes look at the show, co-written by its creator and star, Lin-Manuel Miranda. $24, amazon.com

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Imagine sharing your graduation (and every other big event) with your three siblings! That’s life for 22-yearold quadruplets Chris, Greg, Kate and Steve Lomaka, who each collected a diploma from Virginia Tech last month. Visit Parade.com/ lomaka to ﬁnd out how each quad plans to make a mark on the world.

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Best Fats to Eat Smart treat Dark chocolate. Who said healthy had to be dreary?

Best cooking oil Virgin olive oil. Skip “vegetable” oils (which don’t really contain veggies), including corn oil and safflower oil. You can heat virgin olive oil, but avoid heating extra-virgin olive oil, coconut oil and sesame oil above 350 degrees, which damages their benefits.

Good value Canned wild salmon, bulk walnuts, dried beans.

Healthiest meat and dairy Grass-fed meat, free-range chicken, organic yogurt or milk— anything from animals that receive no hormones, chemicals or pesticides (in their feed), which erode their benefits. A 2016 British review of almost 200 studies found that organic meat and milk contain 50 percent more good omega-3 fats and overall healthier fat profiles.

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ating fat doesn’t make you fat. It’s not even across-the-board bad for your health. That’s why the new U.S. dietary guidelines don’t put a limit on the total amount of fat that should be in our diets. Increasingly, nutrition experts believe that it’s the kind of fat we eat that most affects our overall health, especially heart and brain health, weight management and longevity. “It’s a huge shift. We’ve been condemning all fats for 30 years without good evidence,” says physician and nutritionist Steven Masley, M.D., co-author of Smart Fat, who helped us prepare this guide to the new, healthy ways to eat fat.

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aka “liquid plastic”—and they are being removed from processed foods. (Check labels for hydrogenated and partially hydrogenated oils.) Avoid them.

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saturated fats (nuts, seeds, seafood, olive oil) than saturated fats and refined carbs (sugar, white flour), reports the Journal of the American Heart Association. But be aware that there are two kinds, known Saturated fats Once considered bad as omega-3s and omega-6s. Ideally, we guys, saturated fats—the kind in meat and dairy, as well as palm oil and coconut should eat an equal balance of the two. oil—“are considered pretty neutral now,” Omega-3 fatty acids A key type of polysays Masley. Still, dietary guidelines unsaturated fat found in seafood, walnuts, suggest they should be just 10 percent of flaxseed and fortified foods (like eggs), daily calories. What might matter most it makes tissues flexible and decreases about saturated fat: making sure that damaging inflammation. your choices don’t come from animals exposed to hormones and pesticides, which Omega-6 fatty acids A polyunsaturated can increase disease-causing inflamma- fat that increases inflammation needed to help the body heal. Because it’s found in tion and disrupt hormones. oils like corn, sunflower and grapeseed, Monounsaturated fats which are often added to processed foods, Found in olive oil, canola oil, most people get too much. peanut oil, avocados and many nuts and seeds, these Fat-free Be wary of this label. “Fat-free” fats help lower blood choles- dairy products tend to be full of sugar and terol. Eat more of them! starch to make them taste better.

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HERBERT HOOVER PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY & MUSEUM West Branch, Iowa Don’t miss: A medicine ball used to play “Hoover-ball,” the game created by White House physician Adm. Joel T. Boone as a less-boring way for the president to exercise.

You’ll be surprised: Hoover raised more than $1 billion to feed Belgians during World War I, often using his personal fortune as collateral. Relevant today: Like Donald Trump,

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Director’s pick: A collection of decorated flour sacks. To prevent Germans in occupied Belgium from using flour sacks to create sandbags for trenches, Belgians hid the sacks— then decorated and embroidered them. The sacks, from flour sent by Hoover’s Commission for Relief in Belgium, are a testament to his dedication to WWI relief efforts, says director Thomas Schwartz.

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is a lot like the cartoon fish she gives life to in Disney/Pixar’s Finding Dory, opening June 17. Much like Dory, whom we met in the hit 2003 movie Finding Nemo, DeGeneres, 58, is undaunted, kind, strong and loving, swimming on despite the obstacles in her way. But unlike Dory, whose amnesia causes her to remember almost nothing, DeGeneres remembers a whole lot. The native of Metairie, La., hasn’t forgotten the slow road to fame in the 1990s and how her first prime-time comedy series, Ellen, was abandoned by advertisers and the TV network when it flopped, capsized in part by backlash and negative response to her “coming out” as TV’s highest-profile lesbian. Like Dory, she swam on. She went back to doing stand-up comedy, created her own afternoon-TV talk show and hosted the Emmys, Grammys and the Academy Awards—twice. In 2008, DeGeneres married Australian actress/model Portia de Rossi, 43. Both vegans, they share a passion for animal rights, environmental causes and renovating houses. Parade’s Dotson Rader met with DeGeneres in her office on the back lot of the TV studio complex in Burbank, Calif., where The Ellen DeGeneres Show has been produced for 13 years.

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What was your childhood like? Was it fun? I grew up in a very conservative home. My father was a first reader in the Christian Science Church, which is similar to being a preacher. There was no drinking, smoking or cursing. I didn’t see deep emotion from my parents. It was all very polite and very surface. I never knew how anybody was feeling. Because of that religion everything was fine all the time.

Isn’t it dishonest to pretend you’re happy when you’re really angry? Exactly. I never saw anyone angry—so when I was 13 and my parents divorced it was a huge surprise to me because I was told everything was fine. It was very confusing. That’s not a healthy way to grow up. It was very hard to express yourself. A kid should be told that you can have feelings. I have a lot of feelings. You can feel sad and angry and hurt. But the only feeling that was approved of is happiness—that was it. How can you have happiness when you’re not honest? How did that emotional repression affect you? As a young girl, I noticed things a lot more. I started seeing that things weren’t completely as everyone said they were. I noticed everything because I had to after my parents divorced. At 13, I sort of became the parent, taking care of my mother. Did that experience influence your comedy? I think my comedy came from observing little details in life. What is most important are the details, not the broad strokes but noticing what’s in between. One of my first jokes was the fact that when somebody tastes something disgusting, they always want you to taste it too, like, “This is disgusting—taste it!” And people do. Why could you see what others never saw? Because I was very tender. I was very sensitive, and I still am. I never want to hurt anybody. I want to make people laugh. I didn’t think it was ever funny to make fun of people. There’s so much to laugh at without it being at someone else’s expense. You end each TV show by telling your viewers to be kind to each other. Why is kindness so important to you? Because I’ve been treated in a way that has not been kind, respectful or considerate. I learned compassion from having experienced some bad stuff. After your parents divorced, you stayed alone with your mom in New Orleans? Yes. My mother was going through a hard time. JUNE 12, 2016 | 11

and dropped out. Why? School just was not interesting to me. Were you surprised when ABC abruptly canceled your hit sitcom after your character came out? It was a sucker punch. I didn’t expect it. I knew that there was a big chance that this was the end of my career. But I’m grateful for it. I got to start over again and create this talk show. There are people who don’t know

Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel. A lot of people do. I don’t. I don’t want to make fun of anybody. It’s not who I am.

Your show seems unrelentingly happy. It is a happy show, on purpose. I represent happiness to a lot of people. I want to keep myself as open and as nonjudgmental as possible. Before the show was picked up, I think a lot of station managers thought I would have an

Stars Rally for Alzheimer’s Something as simple as turning on the TV can help in the fight against Alzheimer’s. So says caregiver Bob DeMarco, who wrote that The Ellen DeGeneres Show was one of the few things that made his mother, who was suffering from the disease, “smile and sometimes laugh.” Many entertainers, like DeGeneres, champion the cause to raise funds for research and awareness. In 2014, on her show, she presented a check for $10,000 on behalf of Shutterfly to Seth Rogen, who founded Hilarity for Charity with his wife, Lauren Miller, when her mother was diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimer’s. New Kids on the Block singer Joey McIntyre and actress Brooke Shields lost their mothers to Alzheimer’s, and they both work on behalf of the cause: McIntyre ran the Boston Marathon as a fundraiser, while Shields is a supporter of the annual Rita Hayworth Gala, which has

DeGeneres hosted the Emmys in 2001 (far left), the Grammys in 1996 and ’97 and had pizza delivered to the Oscars in 2014.

I thought I’d make money from it.

You have an older brother, Vance. What happened to him? He left, angry. He was 17. He didn’t want to live with either parent. He was in a band. Now we’re very, very close. He’s great. He is very talented and works with my production company. You went to the University of New Orleans for less than a semester

about the sitcoms, or my stand-up comedy. They think I’m just a talk show host. That’s fine with me.

On your talk show, everything is positive, despite what may be happening that’s bad in the real world, say in politics. I don’t do political humor. I never have. Trump is being attacked by everybody because it’s an easy thing to do. Stephen Colbert goes after him every night and so does Jimmy

agenda to try to somehow turn the world gay. People did worry. Our only agenda is to make people feel good. It’s an hour of joy.

Your audience squeals with excited delight a lot. There are people from all over the world who wait three years for tickets. I was in Dubai and this woman said she’d been trying to get tickets for five years. That’s why I created the room [for] leftover people who can’t

raised funding and awareness of the Alzheimer’s Association in honor of the iconic actress since 1984. Another benefit on behalf of the disease, which has been supported by the casts of The Big Bang Theory and Frasier, as well as Jason Alexander and Keith Carradine, is “A Night at Sardi’s,” a celebrity musical revue and awards dinner that has raised more than $28 million over its 24-year run. Frasier’s David Hyde Pierce, whose grandfather and father were diagnosed with the disease, has been testifying before Congress on behalf of Alzheimer’s awareness since 1998. —Paulette Cohn

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She dated lots of really horrible men and had bad experiences. She went from being my mother to being somebody I was watching date men. At 13, it’s a weird thing. Then she remarried and had breast cancer right away, a really tough thing for her. I had to make her laugh. [My comedy] started from me trying to make her happy. It felt really good to have power to make people happy. That’s my talent. Not that

New problems with communication is 1 of the 10 warning signs of Alzheimer’s, a disease that is often misunderstood. During Alzheimer’s & Brain Awareness Month, the Alzheimer’s Association® encourages you to learn how to recognize these symptoms in yourself and others. For more information, and to learn what you can do now, go to alz.org/10signs or call 800.272.3900.

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Study: Bathrooms a Danger Zone for Seniors A Different Kind of Walk-In Tub Company After hearing TV personality Chuck Woolery talking about America’s Best Bath solving issues like the ones she experienced, Maryann decided to give it one last chance. She knew a safer bathroom would be an essential part of maintaining her independence at home for years to come. America’s Best Bath is a bathroom safety company that prides itself on a helpful, low-pressure approach to owning a walk-in tub. “Everyone I spoke to was respectful and patient, and I was pleasantly surprised by their affordable, upfront pricing,” says Maryann. “Most importantly, America’s Best Bath made it easy to feel safer in my own home.”

You live a very public life with a lot of pressures, among them rumors of marital problems with your wife, Portia. I don’t pay attention [to rumors]. But we’ve been followed recently by the paparazzi, and we found out it’s because there’s a story out there that we’re getting divorced. We don’t know why. We’re together all the time. We genuinely love each other. Her happiness is my happiness, and vice versa. True love is caring more about the other person’s happiness than your own.

Under the Sea Everyone loved Ellen DeGeneres’ Dory, the ditzy blue tang with short-term memory loss in Finding Nemo (2003). In Finding Dory, opening June 17, she reunites with some old aqua-friends and makes some new ones.

Though your needs may vary, America’s Best Bath offers quality walk-in bathtubs with an assortment of comfort features to suit your lifestyle and improve the safety of your bathroom. Their professional safety experts are trained to assess each customer’s individual home and safety needs, offering real solutions rather than bullying you into spending more money. Walk-in tubs with standard installation from America’s Best Bath start at $7,995. For more information or to set up your low-pressure, in-home consultation, visit AmericasBestBath.com or call 877-3123344.

• Albert Brooks returns as Marlin, the clownfish, and newcomer Hayden Rolence takes on the role of his son, Nemo. • Andrew Stanton comes back as Crush, a sea turtle, and his son, Squirt, is played by Bennett Dammann. • Willem Dafoe returns as Gill, a Moorish idol fish who was one of Nemo’s fellow tank inhabitants. • Diane Keaton is Jenny, Dory’s mother, and Eugene Levy is Charlie, her father. • Ty Burrell is Bailey, a beluga whale. • Ed O’Neill is Hank, an octopus. • Idris Elba is Fluke, a sea lion. 14 | JUNE 12, 2016

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It’s human nature: we wait until something serious happens before making a change that protects our own health and safety. We often wait until after a break-in before installing an alarm or postpone going to a doctor until a medical condition has gotten unbearable or dangerous. A common mistake that seniors make is waiting until after a painful and potentially life-altering fall happens in the bathroom before taking important precautions. As we age, the risk of falling increases. One in three adults over 65 suffer a fall each year, according to the Centers for Disease Control. One woman, Maryann Jennings, had seen too many of her friends admitted to the hospital or sent to a nursing home because of serious slip and fall accidents. She had heard horror stories of these friends being found by neighbors and family members. Imagining her own loss of dignity, she decided to take precautions for her own well being. A walk-in bathtub made the most sense as a long-term solution to preserve her safety and independence. However, Maryann’s experience started out negatively like so many others’. She contacted several companies about installation, but the high-pressure tactics used by walk-in bathtub salesmen caused her to nearly give up on the idea of a safer bathroom. She felt pressured and abused. “One salesman who visited my house wouldn’t take no for an answer. He was rude, and even when I asked him to go, he wouldn’t. My son had to come over and make him leave. After that, I had to weigh my fear of getting injured with the fear of rude salespeople coming into my home.” Unfortunately, many seniors have stories like Maryann’s, whether they are visiting showrooms or having in-home consultations. The growing number of aging adults who risk their health and safety because of poor service is frustrating, to say the least.

get in. Tom Hanks named it the Riff Raff Room.

Before Ellen Was Ellen Her first name is a household word. But before she became the host of her own wildly successful daytime talk show, Ellen DeGeneres worked her way up through the prime-time TV ranks in numerous roles, frequently with someone else’s name.

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1989 Duet DeGeneres appeared in one episode of this Fox sitcom as sassy, man-hungry secretary Margo Van Meter, a role she reprised with more regularity in its spinoff, Open House (1989–1990).

1992 Laurie Hill In 10 episodes of this singleseason ABC sitcom, DeGeneres played flaky nurse Nancy MacIntyre, a co-worker to the show’s main character, a female pediatrician (DeLane Matthews).

1994–1998 Ellen In her first starring role in her breakout ABC sitcom (originally titled These Friends of Mine), she played Ellen Morgan, a neurotic bookstore owner. The groundbreaking 1997 episode in which her character “came out” as gay aligned with the “real” Ellen’s newfound public openness about her own sexuality.

1995 Roseanne As the motor-mouthed couples therapist Dr. Whitman, she stole her one scene in an episode titled “The Blaming of the Shrew.”

1996 The Dana Carvey Show Making an appearance on this ABC sketch comedy show hosted by the former Saturday Night Live star, DeGeneres livened up a skit as Ellen Morgan from her own network sitcom. 1996 and 1998 The Larry Sanders Show She played a version of herself in two episodes of Gary Shandling’s critically acclaimed satire of late-night TV talk shows. 1998 Mad About You She was Nancy Bloom, a production-company caterer who gets hired to work as a temporary nanny for the daughter of Paul (Paul Reiser) and Jamie (Helen Hunt).

2001 Will & Grace In an episode titled “My Uncle the Car,” Will (Eric McCormack) sells a jalopy that once belonged to the dearly departed uncle of Grace (Debra Messing) to a business-savvy nun (DeGeneres)—then Grace changes her mind and wants it back.

2001–2002 The Ellen Show She starred, alongside Jim Gaffigan, Cloris Leachman and Martin Mull, as an internet exec who relocates to a quirky small town, but the show had to pack up and move on after only 13 episodes (plus five that were never broadcast).

2003–present The Ellen DeGeneres Show Ellen gets her own show, under her own name, with this syndicated hit daytime series that’s still going strong today (and for which she serves as executive producer). —Neil Pond JUNE 12, 2016 | 15

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Considering the destruction wreaked by the magnitude 9.0 earthquake in Japan in 2011, is a 10.0 possible? — M.B., Nicholasville, Ky.

In theory, yes, but it’s extremely unlikely. Earthquakes are caused by the sudden slippage of faults, and their magnitude is partly based on the length of those faults. No known faults are long enough to generate a megaquake of 10 or more. (The largest quake ever recorded was a magnitude 9.5.) California, the Pacific Northwest and Alaska have frequent quakes, but even the notorious San Andreas Fault is not long and deep enough to cause an earthquake matching the one in Japan. The 1906 quake that devastated San Francisco had a magnitude of “only” 7.9. (Main factors affecting damage are the intensity of the shaking, which is variable, and the design of the structures involved.) According to the U.S. Geological Survey, computer models indicate the San Andreas Fault is capable of producing earthquakes up to about 8.3. Probably the area with the most catastrophic potential in North America is the Cascadia Subduction Zone, which runs about 60 miles offshore along the Pacific coast from northern California to Vancouver Island, thereby close to major cities such as Portland, Seattle and Vancouver. This fault is believed to be capable of unleashing an earthquake with a magnitude up to 9.3. Send questions to marilyn @ parade.com 16 | JUNE 5, 2016

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¨ Louisiana Shrimp Shakshuka ´ Heat 2 Tbsp extra-virgin olive oil in a small skillet (Shaya prefers cast iron) over mediumhigh heat. Add 4 okra pods, cut in half lengthwise; sauté 5 minutes or until tender and browned in spots. Remove from pan. Add ½ cup sliced cherry tomatoes to pan; cook 1 minute or until blistered. Add {ŝ³ cup thinly sliced onion, {ŝ³ cup thinly sliced red bell pepper and 1 minced garlic clove; cook 3–4 minutes or until tender. Stir in 1½ cups tomato sauce, ½ cup blanched and peeled fava beans (or edamame), okra and ½ tsp kosher salt; bring to a simmer. Crack 2 large eggs into pan. Add 4 large peeled and deveined shrimp to pan where eggs are not. Cover and reduce heat to medium; cook 3–4 minutes or until egg whites are set but yolks are still runny. Sprinkle with 2 Tbsp thinly sliced green onions and serve dolloped with hot sauce and drizzled with olive oil, along with warm pita bread. Serves 2. 18 | JUNE 12, 2016

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f you haven’t yet heard of shakshuka, you will soon. The dish of eggs baked in a peppery tomato sauce is not just edging out omelets on brunch menus, it’s also the new darling of home cooks on social media. With roots in Morocco, Tunisia and Yemen, this hearty dish showcases the melting pot that is Israeli food. Our shakshuka is from Israeli-born Alon Shaya, chef of New Orleans restaurants Domenica and Shaya, winner of the 2016 James Beard Award for Best New Restaurant. Chef Shaya marries typical Israeli ingredients with the flavors of his new hometown. —Alison Ashton

³ Add heat. Some cooks include hot chile peppers in their base. Shaya relies on zhoug (pronounced “skoog”), a Yemenite hot sauce, as a ﬁnishing touch. Visit Parade.com/zhoug to get his recipe for Green Chile Zhoug.

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