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TV Guide
Prime7
FRIDAY MAY 17
5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Romance On The Orient Express” (M a) (’85) Stars: Cheryl Ladd 2:00 Winners & Losers (PG) [s] 3:00 Dr Oz: The Revolutionary Cure For Pain (Magnets) (PG) 4:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Marlborough [s] 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens [s] 8:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 8: West Coast v North Melbourne 12:15 Desperate Housewives (M) [s] –The ladies reflect on what their lives might have been. 1:00 Home Shopping Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation St 7TWO 9:30 (PG) 10:30 Step By Step (PG) 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Ruth Rendells May And June (M v,a) 2:30 Movie: “Mike Hammer: More Than Murder” (PG v,s,d) (’84) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 8:00 Are You Being Served? (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Cowboy Builders (PG) 10:30 Downsize Me (PG) 11:30 Movie: “The Fisher King” (M l,v) (’91) Stars: Jeff Bridges 2:15 Designing Women (PG)
WIN
6:00 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Morning Summers Series (PG) 11:00 News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 The Block Sky High 3:00 National News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 National Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 The Voice: Showdown One 8:30 Movie: “The Illusionist” (M v,s) (’06) Stars: Edward Norton 10:45 Person Of Interest: One Percent (M) 11:40 Extra 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 12:30 Friday Night Football: South Sydney Rabbitohs v Wests Tigers 2:30 Friday Night Football: Brisbane Broncos v Gold Coast Titans 4:30 Good Morning America Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club (PG) GO! 6:00 11:00 Brainiacs (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 Conan (M) 2:00 Take The Money And Run (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Alien Force (PG) 4:30 Green Lantern: Alien Force (PG v) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Movie: “Mousehunt” (PG v) 7:30 Movie: “She’s The Man” (PG s,l,v) 9:30 Movie: “Carrie” (M v,h) 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 MAD (M) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 Take The Money and Run (PG) 3:00 Brainiacs (PG) 4:00 Conan (PG) 4:50 Flash & Dash 5:10 Monsuno
TEN
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Jamie’s Food Revolution Day: Jamie’s Big Festival 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:00 Lightning Point [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Lard Of The Dance [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Living Room (PG) 8:30 American Idol: Week 20 - Performance & Results Show (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Late News [s] 11:45 The Project Encore [s] 12:30 Late Show - David Letterman (PG) 1:30 Infomercial (PG) 5:00 Home Shopping (PG) 5:30 Home Shopping 6:00 Football: Liverpool TV 9:00 Triathlon ONE Yokohama 10:00 NASCAR 12:00 The Game Plan 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Python Hunters (PG) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Pressure Cook (PG l,a) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG l) 7:30 Undercover Boss (PG a) 8:30 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (M v) 9:30 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (M v) 11:30 History Of The Eagles (Part 2) 1:00 Black Gold (PG v,l) 2:00 Omnisport: Hot off the satellite 2:00 Golf Getaway 2:30 MLB Player Poll 3:00 Major League Baseball
7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today GEM 8:00 Cheetah Kingdom 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 11 7MATE 11:00 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 VIP: Val’s Big Bang (PG v,h) 12:00 Fairly Legal: My Best Friend’s Prenup (M) 1:00 FlashForward (M) 2:00 Motor Mate 4:30 Dream Car Garage (PG) 5:30 Pimp My Ride: Mitsubishi Mirage (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Old Dogs” (PG v,a) (’09) Stars: Robin Williams 8:30 Movie: “To Be Announced 1:00 30 Rock: Cleveland (PG) 1:30 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 2:30 VIP: Val’s Big Bang 3:30 Motor Mate
Dallas (M) 2:10 Jacqueline Kennedy: In Her Own Words (PG a) 4:00 Alive & Cooking 4:30 Inside The Human Body (PG mp,s) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Football: South Sydney Rabbitohs v Wests Tigers 9:30 Football: Brisbane Broncos v Gold Coast Titans 11:30 Movie: “Wrath Of God” (M v) 1:35 Movie: “The Reptile” (M v,h) 3:20 Movie: “The Pure Hell Of St. Trinians” (G) (’61) 5:00Adventures In Rainbow Country
9:00 The Brady Bunch 9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 MacGyver (PG v) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Infomercials 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 Becker (PG) 8:30 Sex And The City (M l,n) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 MacGyver 3:00 Charmed (PG)
ABC
SBS
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 Double Trouble 11:00 Stephen Fry: Gadget Man [s] 11:30 One Plus One [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Last of The Summer Wine [s] 1:00 Poirot (PG) [s] 2:00 Bed Of Roses (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Time Team [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 When Adam Met Parky [s] 8:30 Silent Witness: True Love Waits (Part 2) (M v) 9:30 Good Cop (M a,l,v) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:10 Lowdown: Who’s Your Baddy? (M l) [s] 11:35 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG) 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:10 Little ABC2 Princess 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 To Be Announced 8:40 Don’t Just Stand There, I’m Having Your Baby (PG) 9:30 7 Days Of Sex (M s) 10:20 Dirty Laundry 10:50 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11:45 Black Books: Cooking The Books (PG) 12:10 The Growing Pains Of A Teenage Genius 1:10 Gary: Tank Commander (M l,s) 1:40 Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (M s) 2:10 ABC News Update
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 The Food Lovers Guide to Australia [s] 1:30 Don Matteo: Death at Dawn (PG) 2:30 Living Black [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Field Acrobats [s] 6:00 Climbing Great Buildings: Glasgow School of Art [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 The Heart of Eurovision with Julia Zemiro (PG) 8:30 Eurovision Song Contest 2013: Semi-Final 1 (PG) [s] 10:40 World News Australia 11:05 Romantic Comedy Movie: “Manual of Love” (M l,v) (’05) (In Italian) 1:10 Action/Adventure Movie: “Sky Fighters” (M l,v) (’05) (In French) 2:55 Weatherwatch Overnight Worldwatch News 7:00 Tour of CalSBS 2 5:00 ifornia 2013 9:05 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Giro dItalia 2013 6:35 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 Community: Mixology Certification (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters: Square Wheels (PG) 8:30 If You Are the One – A lone male suitor has to impress a panel of 24 single women. 9:25 Fuzoku: The World of Sex Entertainment in Japan (MA15+s,n,a) – the world of erotic entertainment in Japan. 10:30 Russell Howard’s Good News (M l,s) 11:05 The Midnight Beast (M a,l,s) 11:35 Ugly Americans (M a,s,l) 12:00 PopAsia 1:35 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Barney’s Barrier Reef 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:15 Quest 12:35 Erky Perky 1:00 Corneil & Bernie 1:30 Dex Hamilton 2:00 Detentionaire 2:25 League of Super Evil 2:50 Sea Princesses 3:05 The Genie From Down Under 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 Jibber Jabber 4:35 The Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 Operation Ouch! 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 Life With Boys 7:30 Prank Patrol 8:05 Good Game SP 8:30 Rush TV
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business ABC 24 Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00
ABC3
ABC News 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 1:00 ABC News 2:30 State To State 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:05 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 ABC Open 7:00 ABC News 7:32 Planet America 8:00 News Exchange 8:32 One Plus One 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 ABC Open 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Big Ideas 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7:30 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7:30 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend SunPrime7 6:00 rise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Week- WIN - Saturday 10:00 Mornings - Summer Series TEN
SATURDAY MAY 18
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 San Remo Song Festival 6:00 rage (G) 10:30 rage: Guest Programmer: 6:00 Totally Wild [s] 7:00 Children’s Programs 8:30 Totally Wild [s] 9:00 Scope: Hydrogen [s] ABC Chris Bailey From The Saints (PG) 11:30 7:30 SBS 2013 (PG) 2:55 Martin Amis on Britishness (PG) 3:55 Budding Stars of the Paris Opera Ballet: On [s] 12:00 Australian Story [s] 12:30 The 100+ 9:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 10:00 Bump TV 12:00 Gilligan’s Island 12:30 Snow Australia’s end (PG) 12:00 To Be Announced 3:00 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 8: Essendon v Bris- 9 Resorts With Lockie Daddo (PG) 1:00 Movie: “The Sea (PG l,s,a,v,d) 1:00 Everyday Gourmet 2:00 Saturday Af- Club [s] 1:00 Football: VFL: Round 6: Teams TBA 4:00 Progress, Part 3 (PG) 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Urban bane 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2013 AFL Premiership Wolves” (PG v) (’80) 3:30 Anthony Bourdain: No ternoon Movie: “Percy Jackson & The Olympians” (PG Navy Divers: Breaking Point (PG) [s] 4:30 Two In The Secrets: London (PG) [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] Season: Rnd 8: Collingwood v Geelong Reservations: Ozarks (PG a) 4:30 Discover Downunder: v,d) Stars: Pierce Brosnan 4:00 What’s Up Down Under Top End [s] 5:00 Midsomer Murders (PG) 6:30 Gardening 7:30 Eurovision Song Contest 2013: Semi-Final 2 (PG) [s] 11:00 World’s Wildest Police Videos (M) – A disgrun- Phillip Island [s] 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Getaway 4:30 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors [s] 5:00 TEN News Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Death In Paradise 9:40 Movie: “Amélie” (M s,n,a) (’01) – Mischievous tled driver crashes his car through city hall and a flee- (PG) 6:00 News Saturday 6:30 The Voice 9:30 Movie: At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: The Bob Next Door (PG) (PG) [s] 8:30 DCI Banks: Playing With Fire (M a,v) [s] Amélie lives alone and works in a café. When she finds a ing felon races off-road and over the state line in a “Valentines Day” (M s) (’10) Stars: Bradley Cooper 12:00 6:30 Before The Game (PG) [s] 7:30 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 10:00 Adam Hills Tonight (PG) – A one hour chat show trove of toys hidden for 40 years. Stars: Audrey Tatou 11:45 Drama Movie: “World’s Apart” (M a,l) (’08) (In desperate attempt to dodge police! Movie: “White Oleander” (M a,v,l) (’02) Stars: Michelle 8:30 Saturday Night Movie: “The A-Team” (M v) Stars: filled with celebrity guests. 12:00 Desperate Housewives: You Gotta Get A Pfeiffer 2:15 Movie: “Hooper” (M s,l) (’78 4:00 Danoz Liam Neeson & Jessica Biel 11:00 Mr & Mrs Murder En- 11:00 rage: Guest Programmer: Chris Bailey From Danish) 2:45 South Park: WTF / Whale Whores / The F Word (M a) [s] 3:15 Weatherwatch Overnight Gimmick (M) 4:30 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 5:00 Gilligan’s Island core (M v) 12:00 Can Of Worms Encore (M) [s] 1:00 In- The Saints (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG) fomercial (PG) 4:00 Home Shopping(PG) 1:00 Home Shopping 5:30 Skippy - The Bush Kangaroo 9:30 Wizards Of Waverly Place 10:00 Home GO! 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Young Justice: ONE 7TWO Shopping 11:00 Destination Ski: Wanaka Invasion (PG) 10:30 Ben 10: Omniverse 11:00 11:30 Great South East 12:00 Creek To Coast 12:30 QLD Weekender 1:00 Sydney Weekender 1:30 Coxy’s Big Break 2:15 Movie: “Brief Encounter” (PG a) (’74) Stars: Sophia Loren 4:30 Treks in a Wild World 5:00 Globe Guides (PG n) 5:30 No Going Back: Tuscany 6:30 Heartbeat (PG) 8:40 Lewis: And The Moonbeams Kiss The Sea (M v) 10:40 Nazi Hunters (MA15+a,s) 11:40 Movie: “Parenthood” (MA15+a,s) (’01) Stars: Steve Martin 2:25 Treks in a Wild World (PG)
Flea Bitten 11:30 Flea Bitten 12:00 A Gurl’s Wurld 12:30 Monsuno (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Take The Money And Run (PG) 3:00 A Hobbit’s Tale (PG) 3:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 6:30 Movie: “The Goonies” (PG l,v,sn) 9:00 Movie: “Jumper” (M v,l) Stars: Diane Lane 11:00 To Be Announced 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Survivor: Caramoan: Finale (PG) 3:00 Survivor: Caramoan: Reunion Show (PG) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Flash & Dash 5:10 Monsuno (PG) 5:10 Monsuno (PG)
6:00 Nascar Sprint Cup 11:30 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures 12:30 Omnisport 1:00 Megafactories 2:00 Pressure Cook 3:00 71 Degrees North (PG l) 4:00 The WWE Experience 5:00 Escape With ET 6:00 Get Smart 6:30 Monster Jam 7:30 Wedding Band (PG s) 8:30 Cops: Adults Only: Coast To Coast 9:30 MotoGP 2013 - Qualifying Race 4 France 11:00 The Ultimate Rider 11:30 48 Hours (M s) 12:30 48 Hours (M v,a) 1:30 Dollhouse (M v) 2:30 Defying Gravity (M a) 3:30 Omnisport 4:00 NASCAR Nationwide Series Highlights
ABC2
6:00 Children’s Programs 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Shaun The Sheep 5:45 Bananas in PJs 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Dangerous Drivers’ School (PG) 8:30 Head First (PG) 9:15 Alan Partridge’s Mid-Morning Matters (M s) 9:30 Funny As: Jo Brand (M l,s) 10:25 Portlandia: Grover (M s,v) 10:45 Childrens Hospital (PG) 11:10 True Stories: The Silence Of The Lambs (M a,v) 12:00 Lewis Black’s ‘Root of All Evil’ (M s) 12:40 Life On Mars (M v) 1:40 ABC News Update
8:00 Home Shopping 9:00 NBC Today GEM 8:00 TV Shop 9:30 Survival: Tales From The 11 8:00 Infomercials (PG) 9:00 The Range Country ABC3 7MATE 11:00 Music TV (PG l,s,a) 11:30 Happy Days 12:00 Star Wild (PG) 10:25 Movie: “Tommy The ToreIs It Real? Animal Oracles (PG) 12:00 Ultimate Spider-Man 12:30 Hook Line and Sinker (PG) 1:00 Trapped: Alive In The Andes (PG a) 2:00 Engineering The Impossible 3:00 Verminators (PG) 4:00 Project Xtreme (PG) 4:30 Building The Ultimate (PG) 5:30 America’s Toughest Jobs (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Back To The Future II” (PG l,v) (’89) Stars: Lea Thompson 8:30 Movie: “Air Force One” (M) (’97) Stars: Harrison Ford 11:00 Movie: “The Butterfly Effect 3” (MA15+ v,s) Stars: Chris Carmack 1:00 30 Rock: Hiatus (PG)
ador” (G) (’59) Stars: Tommy Steele 12:15 Postcards 12:45 Black Dogs In The Desert (PG a) 1:15 Movie: “April In Paris” (G) (’52) Stars: Doris Day 3:20 Movie: “55 Days At Peking” (G) (’63) Stars: Charlton Heston 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: NY (M v) 9:30 CSI: Miami (M) 10:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v) 11:20 The Closer (M) 12:15 Movie: “55 Days At Peking” (G) (’63) Stars: Charlton Heston 3:10 Movie: “April In Paris” (G) (’52) Stars: Doris Day
Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 America’s Next Top Model (PG l) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Fashion Star (PG) 7:30 The Biggest Loser - The Next Generation (PG) 10:30 The Graham Norton Show (PG) 11:30 Bump TV (PG l,s,v,d,a) 2:30 Fashion Star (PG) 3:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 4:00 Family Ties (PG) 4:30 The King Of Queens (PG) 5:00 Cheers (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 9:05 Good Game 9:30 Mal.com 9:45 Big Babies 10:00 Chop Socky Chooks 10:30 Dex Hamilton 11:25 Life With Boys 11:45 Prank Patrol 2:00 CJ The DJ 2:30 Erky Perky 3:05 The Genie From Down Under 3:35 Stoked 4:05 The Dukes Of Brxstnia 4:15 Jibber Jabber 4:35 Steam Punks! 5:00 Young Dracula 5:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 5:55 Deadly 60: Southern States 6:25 Prank Patrol 6:50 The Legend Of Dick & Dom 7:20 Good Game SP 7:50 Vampire Knight (PG) 8:15 Fruits Basket (PG) 8:40 Voltron: Defender of the Universe
SBS 2
5:00 Worldwatch News 7:00 Tour of California 2013 9:05 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Giro dItalia 2013 6:30 PopAsia (PG) 7:10 MTV Unplugged 7:40 Iron Chef 8:30 MXC (M) 9:00 Shorts on Screen (M) 9:30 Movie: “High Lane” (MA15+ v) (’09) – A group of friends on vacation decide to venture onto a mountain trail that has been closed for repairs. (In French) 11:00 Giro dItalia 2013: Stage 14 2:00 Threesome: Final Push Party (M s,l) 2:25 Skins: Alo - By now, we all know what makes Alo tick - partying and girls, right? (MA15+s,l,d) 3:20 Weatherwatch Overnight
Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To ABC 24 8:00 State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Cul-
ture Quarter 1:02 National Press Club Address 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:45 The Health Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 Big Ideas Sampler 9:00 ABC News 9:32 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Planet America 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7.30 3:00 Planet America