Issue Three
NUMBER TWO, ISSUE THREE THREE / TWO / TWENTY TEN TWELVE YEAR SIX WK12.COM
The 12. You had to be a freak. No one in a logical state of mind would agree to the experiment. They blindly cast themselves into the unknown, signed on to be a part of something that no one seemed able to explain. And in return for their peculiar behavior, they were given a number, 1 through 13. The 12 were both foolish and courageous. It was blind faith, you understand. Blind Faith.
TIMETABLE OF CONTENTS Glad It Wasn’t a Dick I Want to Believe Again Shadows Going for a Swim Here’s an Idea Rx Eyes Wide Open Reach Out and Touch Faith Egg Pan, Noodle Pot Blind Faith Desktop Choose Faith With the First Pick Griswold’s
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THIS IS A GAME. IT’S CALLED GUESS WHAT I’M DRAWING ON YOUR FACE. THANKS FOR PLAYING, CHARLIE WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.
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CHOOSE SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN:
1) Pick something to worship. 2) Take the image of your faith to Studio and make a button so you can wear your belief with pride. 3) Convert your friends and coworkers!
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4) Make rules for your faith. Ten is a good round number. Put a ban on stuff you don’t like, for example email attachments over 2mb or leaving leftovers in the refrigerator for longer than a week. 5) Celebrate your faith! Conduct a crusade, televangelize, do some picketing or construct an alter and burn some sacrifices. 6) First one to reach eternal happiness wins!
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2000: KENYON MARTIN 8. Jamal Crawford 19. Jamaal Magloire 43. Michael Redd
2001: KWAME BROWN 3. Pau Gasol 10. Joe Johnson
2002: YAO MING 9. Amar’e Stoudemire 10. Caron Butler 34. Carlos Boozer
2003: LEBRON JAMES ROY MVP
3. Carmelo Anthony 4. Chris Bosh 5. Dwayne Wade
2004: DWIGHT HOWARD
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5. Devin Harris 20. Jameer Nelson 43. Trevor Ariza
2005: ANDREW BOGUT 3. Deron Williams 4. Chris Paul 30. David Lee
2006: ANDREA BARGNANI 6. Brandon Roy 21. Rajon Rondo 47. Paul Milsapp
2007: GREG ODEN 2. Kevin Durant 3. Al Horford 26. Aaron Brooks
2008: DERRICK ROSE ROY 4. Russell Westbrook 5. Kevin Love 10. Brook Lopez
2009: BLAKE GRIFFIN 4. Tyreke Evans 7. Stephen Curry 10. Brandon Jennings
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