The Book of Everything

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Table of Contents strange characters My Autobiography (By Sam T.) The Kind Owl (By Chloe) The Lonely Chicken (By Sailor) Big Monkeys (By Emma) The Shortest Story Ever in the World, Part I (By Stephanie) Benny The Bunny (By Kaylee) Green Ninja (By Selena) The Most Horrid Class (By Ella) Opop (By Izzy) I am the King (By Tony L.)

strange Lands Stephanie's Strange Day (By Stephanie S.) The Awesome Alien Spaceship (By Emma) The Fat, Ugly Monster (By Johnny) Millionaire Mystery (By S.F.)

REAL LIFE How to Be a Super-Awesome Ninja (By Benny) If I Were an Astronaut (By Joe) My Life (By Sylvia) I Swam with ________ (By Sara R.) My favourite things (By Doris) Two Salmons (By Mateo) I Watch TV and Play on the Playground (By Tommy) I Like. . . (By Aiden) Halloween Party (By Wilson) The Talent Show (By Lucia) If I Meet Santa (By Raymond A.) When I Grow Up (By Samarah) Inventions (By Erik)

Spooky Stories The Pumpkin and the Zombie (By Nicholas) Halloween (By Joanna) Chapter One: Alone in the Forest (By Sabrina) A Spell for a Dragon Pumpkin (By Hailey) Piggie and Elephant’s Halloween (By Karrie) I Love Pumpkins (By Joey Z.) When People Are Scared of Zombies (By Holly & Melissa) The Halloween (By Jeff) Pumpkin (By Anson) The Pumpkin and the Vampire (By Jacob)

EPIC BATTLES Superlama 2* (By Carter & Dave E.) Movie Treatment for Angry Birds Go to School (By Vincent W.) Sisters Impossible (By Alexa) Veggie Village and Mr. Evil Cookie (By Julianna) Cody and Joe and the Giant Hole (By Keona) Marshmallow (By Vincent S.) Jeff (By Legend) I Am Golden Ninja (By Sam C.) Assassins (By Dragon) Bleach (By Ray) Five Nights of Jennifer, Valentina and Tony F. (By Nightmare Chica, Golden Freddy & DJ Master Puppet) Game Time (By Philip)

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Strange Characters My Autobiography By Sam T., age 10

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Hello, my name is Robert and I sell cheese. Please don’t judge me because of how I smell, OK? Now I will tell you about my life. I grew up as an orphan. My mom and dad abandoned me, and my best friend was a slice of cheese. But not anymore, because I ate him, because I was too hungry, so I found another slice of cheese at the orphanage. The orphanage only served cheese and crackers. Boy, it was so sad, because they had to sacrifice themselves because they were cheese, only blocks of cheese. When you were bad, the people who ran the orphanage would throw crackers at you and whack you with crackers. I was raised there with a simple diet of cheese and crackers. So that’s the end of my story. Never mind, I have more to say: Before every meal they would have a vote of who would be sacrificed for each meal. Done.

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The Kind Owl By Chloe, age 9 Once upon a time there lived an owl. She loved other animals! She would help other animals get food and help them find shelter too! Lots of animals said that she was friendly, kind and very thoughtful. Animals loved her! One day she was finding a shelter for her friend and she found a magical thing. “What could it be? It looks edible,” thought the owl. So the owl ate it. “Mmm,” said the owl. “Wait, did I just talk? Um. . . I think I did!” So, she told her friend and they were surprised that she could talk! The owl was very curious about how that happened. The owl was very happy that she could talk. She said to herself: “I basically have everything! I’m very happy about what I have though!” Her friends and family were very happy that she had the ability to talk and they were very happy for what they had!

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The Lonely Chicken By Sailor, age 10, and Stella, age 9 The lonely chicken did not like to be seen. So he was heard with his voice instead of being seen with his body. He started to turn blue! He called for help, but nobody came because nobody knew who he was! An old man walked by and said, “What an odd colour.” He took the chicken home and fed him cheese, and then the chicken woke up from his dream!

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Big Monkeys By Emma V., age 11 I was sleeping on the airplane on my way to Peru when somebody said, “Whoa! I those are some big monkeys!” I thought, “Oh, that’s cool. I must have heard wrong.” When I looked outside, I saw these three giant monkeys! There were two babies and an adult. The adult was wearing glasses and eating a carrot, and one of the babies had a banana peel and flies on his head, and the other had a top hat!

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Back to the beginning. When I said “big,” I meant really big! The mom was about as tall as the CN Tower. It took me a minute to recover from that experience. Then I went to the captain to tell him to tell the pilots to fly up more so we didn’t get crushed to smithereens by some giant monkeys.

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The Shortest Story Ever in the World, Part I By Stephanie M., age 9 There is a guy named Bob. He was a stickman. He had a top hat and lived on an island with bananas. He ate pizza, then ate a banana, then went to sleep.

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Benny the Bunny

Green Ninja

By Kaylee, age 6

By Selena, age 6

A white Benny the Bunny goes to the beach. He eats carrots. The bunny plays music and fights peoples and flies birds and reads books and climbs trees.

I am a green ninja. I like to fight. I like to eat mac and cheese. I play with friends.

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The Most Horrid Class! By Ella, age 8 There was once a group of kids in pre-school. They all went to the same school. Anyway, on the first day of school they had the meanest, meanest principal ever. Her name was Miss Poopa. One day they told her that she better act nice otherwise they were going to use their powers. They used their powers and they captured her and punished her with eating pizzas every day and they saved the school from Miss Poopa.

Opop By Izzy, age 7

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There’s a kitty cat that does tricks. He likes eating apples and chocolates. He likes to go to the kitty park to play tag. He likes to get rides in the car to go to his home to play with another cat named Silly.

They play monopoly and Opop always wins. After they put the game away, they chase mice, and if they catch them, they all play Spot-It together.

I Am the King By Tony L., age 6 About Tony: He lives in a can. In 2012, he moved to China. In 2015, I’m in Writers’ Exchange. Goodbye. True or false: DO I LOOK OLD? Yes or no.

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Strange LANDS Stephanie’s Strange Day By Stephanie S., age 10 One upon a time, a Stephanie woke up in a castle. She found out she was in Elsa’s castle. She found her phone under the bed and she was texting. She fell into her phone. “What was that?” she said. She started jumping, for no reason, and suddenly there were giant words above her. She didn’t know why, but she looked up and then she saw that there was a guy texting! The guy saw a strange dot and he flicked the dot. Stephanie flew over and Stephanie fell out of the phone and into Minecraft. Stephanie felt weird. She started breaking

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books and building houses. “This is pretty fun!” she said. She went into a portal to Candyland. She also found out she was in Candyland City. It was filled with candy and Minecraft people. She felt really odd. Suddenly there was a flash across the news screen on the giant TV in the city: “WARNING. THERE WILL BE A GUMMY EARTHQUAKE.” The Stephanie said, “Huh,” and everybody said, “Run.” She had no idea what was going on. The Gummy Bears came out of nowhere. They were giant Gummy Bears. The Gummy Bears said, “Attack!”

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The Awesome Alien Spaceship By Emma B., age 9 Once there was an explorer and she loved finding other worlds. One day she woke up and then she saw a huge alien spaceship! Suddenly it saw her and beamed her up! As soon as she saw what was in the spaceship, she thought she would never want to leave. What was inside was awesome. She saw a huge pool with a big waterslide attached to it, a tree-house mansion and a Playland in an extra huge spaceship cargo bay. The aliens were nice too. So she decided to just live there with the aliens.

The Fat, Ugly Monster By Johnny, age 11 8

Once upon a time there was a fat, ugly monster that lived in Monster Land. One day a rocket came crashing down because of human mistakes. The rocket destroyed Monster Land but the fat, ugly monster did not die. The ugly monster possessed magic, so he went back in time and told every monster to run away, so all of them did run away. Every monster afterwards made the monster king of Monster Land!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Millionaire Mystery By S.F., age 9 One day, 17-year-olds Madison and Lulu where window shopping at the mall, when all of a sudden an alarm went off at Brooklyn Jewelers. They quickly turned their heads to the shop and just caught a glimpse of bright red. “Hmm… That was weird,” said Lulu. “We should tell the Agency about it,” said Madison. Madison and Lulu were a part of the Agency (well, right now, they were washing dishes, but still). The Agency was a spy club that they had just recently joined, but because they were only 17, they could only clean the lab, but they were lucky they even knew about the Agency, but that was because their father was the leader of it. Lulu and Madison had tried to make their dad let them actually do something, but he said in order to do that, they needed to find a good story and then solve it. Or maybe, just maybe we could solve it by ourselves,” said Lulu. To be continued. . .

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Real Life How to Be a SuperAwesome Ninja By Benny, age 7

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Rule 1: A super-awesome ninja learns how to camouflage. Rule 2: A super-awesome ninja is never seen. Rule 3: A super-awesome ninja must wear black clothes. Rule 4: A super-awesome ninja must eat noodles. Rule 5: A super-awesome ninja must earn its black belt. Rule 6: A super-awesome ninja must fight.

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If I Were an Astronaut By Joe, age 8 I’ve been studying space for two years. I can’t go to space because I’m too young. Now I’m studying space from TV. In a station, you have to have at least two hours of exercise every day. If you don’t, when you get back to Earth, you’ll think there’s no gravity and you will jump, then you will fall down. Hint: It at least takes four months to recover. Don’t be afraid it’s not a life time.

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My Life By Sylvia, age 9 Hello, I’m Sylvia and I’m going to tell you about my life! 1) I love flowers. 2) I hate: having to do my homework, chores, and, most of all, my baby sister when she hurts me. 3) I don’t like having annoying siblings, but I love them too. 4) I like to do arts and crafts when I’m bored. 5) I want to work at a restaurant to serve. 6) I want to have pets like puppies, cats, hamsters, fish, and a Chihuahua. 7) I love unicorns, but I’m evil to my siblings. 8) I’ve waited so long to go to Hawaii and Disneyland, but it’s still a dream.

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I Swam with _________ By Sara R., age 9 I went to Cuba and every day I went to the beach and I swam in the ocean and I basically swam with _________. What do you think what the __________ is? Answer: SHARK WE-Fall-Chapbook-2015.indd 11

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my favourite things By Doris, age 9

1. ice cream

2. cupcake

3. apple

4. orange

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6. flower

7. balloon

8. pear

9. book

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10. my mom

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Two Salmons By Mateo, age 9 Last year I went fishing. I caught a five-pound pink salmon. It was hard to catch because of its eggs, meat, fins, and its fighting, and the rapid speed of the water. My dad caught a nine-pound spring salmon and we ate the whole salmon. We caught two salmons. My friend got hooked in his leg. It was bleeding but he got it out.

I Watch TV and Play on the Playground By Tommy, age 6 I watch TV. Spiderman, Wildcats. I like to play on the playground. I go to the park. I play on the monkey bars. I go down the slide. I like the swing. 13

I Like. . . By Aiden, age 7 I like my mom. I like money. I like LEGO. I like police cars.

Halloween Party By Wilson, age 9 I had a Halloween party on October 23, 2015. I was really fun. My friend and I had popcorn. We got big pumpkins. My sister’s friend was helping.

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The Talent Show By Lucia, age 11 I joined a talent show at my Chinese school. At first I was a little bit scared but when I finished performing, I was very happy I had joined the talent show. I got a prize for joining the talent show. Next year, I will join the talent show again.

If I Meet Santa By Raymond A., age 9 Santa did not give me Pokémon. If I meet Santa, I will say, “Pokémon!”

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When I Grow Up By Samarah, age 7 When I grow up I want to be an...

Inventions By Erik, age 8 I love to make inventions without instructions. Everyone loves inventions like airplanes and DS and iPods and stuff. I make stuff like hand warmers and extending lights.

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Spooky Stories The Pumpkin and the Zombie By Nicholas, age 7 One night, the pumpkin was going to school. The pumpkin and his friend were going to school. The friend was a zombie. Everyone was scared of the zombie. The pumpkin said, “Stop everybody. Why don’t you be friends with the zombie?” “Because he doesn’t share.”

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Halloween By Joanna, age 8

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One night, I went out to trick-ortreat. I saw a zombie. I said, “Hello, I saw you at school.” “No, I did not see you.” “OK, OK, OK. I hear you.” “You hear me.” “Yes, I hear you. OK, now I want to ask you something. What is your name?” “My name is Zombie Joe.” “Oh my god! Actually I didn’t see you. I do not know you.”

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Chapter One: Alone in the Forest By Sabrina, age 10

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Trembling. The earth was trembling. Rocks flew wildly in the air, and trees almost fell. Branches from both the oaks and the pines swung off the trees, picked up by the powerful winds. A red fox yipped with fear, the sun in the sky scorching his back. He struggled to not be pulled away by the forces of the earthquake. But below him the ground cracked, making an unforgettable sound. Screeching with terror, the fox quickly jumped away from the splitting ground. He dove under a pine tree’s roots, trying to forget about the troubling world beyond the safety of the tree. Four hours had passed. Four long hours. The fox slithered out of the thick roots and peered around himself. The once-beautiful forest looked fatal to step into. Leaves were scattered on the ground. Fallen trees rested on the soft grime, and thorn-sharp branches stuck out of the ground like swords. The thing that bothered the fox most was the scent of dead beings. Lifeless animals lay before his eyes.

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The only alive scent was him, and another. . . What could it be? Quietly, he quilted toward the other scent. Stepping between two elder bushes, he saw a black wolf. The other animal’s haunches were dressed with scarlet liquid, along with her shoulder. It only took a few heartbeats before he noticed a stone sticking out of her side. He gasped, observing her with curious, concerned amber eyes. She moaned, clearly in pain. “Are you okay?” he asked, moving his muzzle closer to sniff. In reply, she moaned once more. He could only catch the word “hurt” in her short, mournful wail. He gripped the stone that punctured her skin and pulled it out, flattening his ears when he heard her ear-piercing cries. Then, suddenly, silence broke out between the two. They were alone in the forest; no other animals had survived.

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A Spell for a Dragon Pumpkin By Hailey, age 7 Dragon, dragon, come to life, right on this spooky night. You shall not fall asleep. Tonight all the monsters of the world will come out of their hiding Piggie and Elephant’s places and the monsters will Halloween scare the children all over the world, so dragon, dragon, come By Karrie, age 9 to life! Piggie: I don’t want to go to Halloween. Elephant: You have to go. Piggie: No, its scary! The haunted house is creepy and a lot of animals die! Elephant: No it’s not. Piggie: OK, I’ll go if you want to. Elephant and Piggie walked to Halloween. Piggie and Elephant went to the haunted house then a door opened. Elephant: Can we go in? Piggie: No! Elephant: Fine, I will go by myself. Piggie: OK, you can go in. Elephant went in. Piggie waited and waited. Then Piggie went in to the house. Then he saw Elephant has died! Elephant: Boo! Happy Halloween. Piggie: Why are you pretending to die? Elephant: Because it’s Halloween! Piggie: Oh.

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When People Are Scared of Zombies By Holly, age 7, and Melissa, her volunteer mentor

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I Love Pumpkins By Joey Z., age 9 I love pumpkins happy pumpkins nightmarish pumpkins glowing pumpkins I love pumpkins funny pumpkins that roll down the hill happy pumpkins that float in the river glowing pumpkins that scare people I love pumpkins

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Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl. They went to save a teenager. She was sleeping on a table and her eyes were closed. She woke up and said, “Who are you? Which kind of knife are you going to pick to fight the zombies?” The girl said, “I want to pick a power sword.” They climbed up some stairs and saw something green and dripping. It was a zombie. They fought the zombie and it died. They ran away and saw a cage with a zombie in it. And it was too strong and they opened the cage and started fighting it and it died too. Then they went to another corner. There was another strong zombie. The zombie was too hard to kill. It started fighting us and we died. The End. But no! It was just a game. I was just playing it with my sister. The End!

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The Halloween By Jeff, age 7 Once upon a time there was a movie. Every movie they watch, the action comes real. They watch the scary new movie. It pops out into their families’ faces. They turn into vampires. I was alive and my friends were alive. They grabbed crystal swords and diamond swords. Jack fired and Joe attacked. They fought to the ground. They got trapped. They forgot they had the swords in their pockets. They broke the bars and got out.

Pumpkin By Anson, age 6 He is running on the road. He jumps on a building. He is reading a LEGO book. He sits down in a chair. Pumpkin goes on a bus. Pumpkin is in a police car. Ambulance. Fire truck.

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The Pumpkin and the Vampire By Jacob, age 6 A jack-o-lantern burped, “Blah!” and he landed on his feet. He survived. That’s not it . . . A vampire helped the pumpkin cross the road.

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Epic Battles Superlama 2* By Carter, age 9, and Dave E., his volunteer mentor

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Prologue Superlama and sidekick SBWRSE (an alien name pronounced Spew-or-say) have, for three years, battled so much space crime that they’ve gotten bigger, faster and stronger. Now they have to battle Superevil Pigman (SEPM), their trickiest enemy. They have battled lots of times, always winning, but SEPM always gets out of jail in at least three days. SEPM, at his home near a black hole (any person who tries to come gets sucked in), has finally concocted a master, diabolically evil plan to destroy Superlama and SBWRSE! He’ll battle Superlama again, go to jail, get out of jail, defeat all the guards in the jail and use his psychic powers to bring all the dead guards together into one giant dead monster. SEPM will transport the monster into his lab, make it live and turn it into his Superevil Giant Slave (SEGS).

Meanwhile Superlama is in his crime-fighting liar, drinking coffee with SBWRSE, waiting for the crime alarm to ring. Crime alarm rings! Superlama sees on the crime screen that SEPM is wreaking havoc among Superlama’s neighbours with SEGS. Superlama and SPWRSE go out to fight, and the battle takes them into the middle of space. All of them are bombarded by atoms that weigh as much as three Empire State Buildings. They crush them under their weight. SEPMand his monster are defeated, but Superlama and SWRSE just fake their own deaths. The King of Space makes Superlama the New King of Space for his show of strength and fearlessness and smarts and defeating the most evil space criminal in the history of space. The End. (Sequel: Superlama 3.) *See Superlama: The Movie for backstory.

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Movie Treatment for Angry Birds Go to School By Vincent W., age XX Working title: Angry Birds Go to School What is your movie about? The Angry Bird is in PE class. Aliens attack and eat the soccer ball. What is the major conflict in your movie? Angry Birds lose their ball. It makes them mad. How does the conflict get fixed? How does your movie end? One of the birds becomes the ball.

Sisters Impossible By Alexa, age 9

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Sara was in her room on her laptop and Emma was in her room drawing. They liked to keep away from each other. Soon they were bored. When they went downstairs, they both found a door they hadn’t seen before. When they went in, the door closed. They walked and walked until they saw a bright light. When they got there, it was a dragon’s fire. Soon after they defeated the dragon, they got powers. Emma got the power to levitate objects. Sara got the power to control the weather. After they got the crystal on the way back, they found Indiana Jones.

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Veggie Village and Mr. Evil Cookie By Julianna, age 11

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Monday, April 15, 2008 “Ugh, school again,” goes Broccoli as always. We sat in the back row of our grade 6 classroom, together like every year. All of a sudden our teacher, Yam, walked in with this new girl. She had rosy red hair with pigtails, high-waisted shorts and a tank-top, which was not the dress code. Ms. Yam asked the girl to tell everyone about herself, so she stood up and said, “Hello, I’m Kale and I’ve transferred from Fruit Village to Veggie Village,” which was strange. Then, in the middle of her sentence, the bell went off and everyone ran off. Me, Broccoli and Cucumber were walking to our usual spot when Kale came over to us. She seemed desperate for friends. We said, “Hello,” and she just waved and went past. She was headed for the library. Dinner I sat down in my usual spot at the dinner table. I was eating my food when my parents asked how my day was. I replied, “It was very good.” “Anything different happen today?” “Not really. Only there’s a new girl at school.” “Tell us about her.” “Her name is Kale and she transferred from Fruit Village to Veggie Village.”

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My parents said, “That’s odd, Fruit Village is for fruits and she’s a Kale!” “Well, that’s what she told us. We did say hello, but she just waved and went into the library.” Tuesday, April 16, 2008 The next day at school, Broccoli and Cucumber were going on about something. They were saying stuff like, “Kale went into Cookie’s lair,” “Did you see Kale at that secret stairway?” and, “It was weird.” I walked away to head to the library. I looked down all the aisles and I couldn’t find Kale. I walked down the stairs to the basement, where the washrooms were, and I heard Kale crying in the bathroom stall. I knocked on the stall. When she started to open it, she said, “Sorry for all the noise.” I said it was fine. I asked if she would like to hang out or anything and she said yes. Broccoli and Cucumber saw us walking down the hall, laughing and talking. Cucumber joined in with us but Broccoli stayed behind a few steps. I told her to come, so she did, and we all laughed and chatted. Wednesday, April 17, 2008 I saw Kale and she came up and of course we talked again. We are BFFs. I texted

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Broccoli to come over to my house after school. I told Kale, Cucumber too. Ms. Yam called everyone in. Me and Kale got trampled by all the Peas.

That’s when I freaked out and attacked him. I kicked him in his knee and said, “Let my parents go.” Then his slave doughnut grabbed me to take me off his After School boss. That’s when Cucumber My mom was out came in to attack Doughnut shopping and my dad was at while Broccoli held back the work. We were all telling secrets boss. Broccoli and Cucumber when Kale said, “I transferred got slammed across the room. from Fruit Village to here That’s when I knew it was because me and my family useless. My friends were down. work for Mr. Evil Cookie, and I’m I turned around and that’s really sorry.” She ran out the when I saw Kale. She looked like door before we could stop her. she had been killed by the Evil We all looked out the window Cookie. I got into a rage. I ran and saw her running to the at him and the robot started to secret lair. activate. I forgot about Cookie. We rushed after her but I ran after the robot. Then I saw by the time we got there, the Cucumber calling the cops. I was secret doors had already closed. livid. I banged on the doors, but then Then the cops, Onion out came a giant robot that had and Mushroom, came in and chainsaws, knives and swords arrested them. The first thing I everywhere. It stomped on the did was run to Kale and call the floor and then stepped on all of ambulance as Broccoli set my our houses, and then I could see parents free. My parents ran in Kale mouthing the words, “I’m and sat on the floor with me. I so sorry.” was crying, just like Cucumber She came out with a and Broccoli. The hospital bulldozer and bulldozed my people took Kale in. I walked house and took my parents. outside and saw the village That’s when I got really mad and destroyed, people injured, and ran up the secret stairs and I that’s when I lost it, and now shut down the robot, but then I’m here in this hall and the Mr. Evil Cookie turned around police are thinking I’m guilty. from his chair. I’m sitting in this cold, squished He said, “Hello, I see room being questioned. you’ve found out about my plan, “But it wasn’t me” I say so what are you gonna do?” for the hundredth time. “It wasn’t me. . .”

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Cody and Joe and the Giant Hole By Keona, age 10

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In 2713 there is World War 7 and there is this one soldier that is the best soldier in the world and it is America vs. Russia and the soldier’s name is Cody and he has one brother, two sisters, one wife, three kids, one mom and one dad, and Cody wants to protect his family. His brother is on Russia’s side and Cody is on the American side, so Cody quits and goes solo with his brother. And his brother’s name is Joe. They take turns sleeping. One person sleeps while the other person protects the sleeper. But by accident, they both fell asleep, and in the morning there is a big and mean huge explosion, and their building they are sleeping in is right on the edge of the explosion, and their building starts sliding down the giant hole, and by the time they wake up, their building is already at the bottom of the hole. And as their building falls over, they run and climb out the window on the wall.

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The building breaks to bits, and the fall is so hard that the shockwave makes them fall off the building and Joe breaks his leg. Cody is just fine. Then out of the blue, another building falls over, as well as a plane that almost smooshed them. So they raid the plane, and Joe finds an artificial leg so he puts it on and now he can walk. Meanwhile, Cody finds a med pack and some weapons. And he gets attacked by Americans and one of the Americans calls for reinforcements and Cody thinks that there’s too many, so he gives Joe a hover board and rides on his own to Mexico, which would take so long cause they’re in Canada. And will his family survive? It remains a mystery.

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Marshmallow By Vincent S., age 10 Once upon a time there was a marshmallow with lots of power and everyone wanted it. They started a war because if you destroy the person with it, you gain the power. Hi transported himself into the power world and trained there. After 1,000,000 years, he came back and ended the war by digesting the marshmallow and farting and everyone fainted because of the smell.

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Jeff By Legend, age 10 Once there was a Jeff Bot 10,000. He liked to destroy planets. One day, Super Banana stopped him with laser eyes from Joe, the smart guy.

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I Am Golden Ninja By Sam C., age 7 There was a golden ninja. He was in a bad guy’s house. He was fighting the bad guy because the bad guy took his power. The golden ninja defeated the bad guy and ran away from the bad guy’s house. After he went home and ate something, he got more power to fight the bad guy, and he brought all his friends. His friends helped him. They looked for the bad guy and the found a sword on the ground. They took the sword and hit the bad guy and saved the people.

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Once there was an assassin that got hired to kill everyone in the world. But there were other assassins that were hired to kill him. Then the assassin killed the other assassins and he betrayed the person who hired him to kill everyone else in the world.

Bleach By Ray, age 7 Once upon a time, Ichigo found Quincy King and they battled each other. Then Ichigo lost. Then Captain ( 一 ) 1 battled Quincy King then Captain (十二 ) 12 helped his leader. Then finally they defeated Quincy King.

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Five Nights of Jennifer, Valentina and Tony F. By Nightmare Chica, Golden Freddy and DJ Master Puppet, all age 9 Golden Freddy creeps off onto Zombie Island to eat fresh human screams. One day, there is a police officer that comes to the pizzeria and she wants to eat some pizza. She finds out that she needs to work there for five days, from 12 p.m. to 6 p.m. When she walks in, she meets Golden Freddy, the Puppet Master and Chica, and they’re planning to kill the officer. But the officer has other plans. . . She (the officer is a girl!) decides that if they want to feed on something, they will taste their own medicine. It is time for sweet revenge against them! Barney is in the bathroom. Then Lauryn (her name: the officer is Lauryn!) busts into the room and is like, “Oh, god!” She covers her eyes while Barney is screaming like a little bratty baby that the writer met that stole the writer’s stuffy.

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Lauryn throws a towel at Barney and Barney relaxes. Then, Lauryn busts Barney, takes his destroy amulet and boom! is stuck in the washroom. Then she hears two animatronics charging at her. She screams. But when the animatronics see her, they think she is doing something weird in the washroom. So they are like, “Oh, god!” Lauryn takes this chance to use the destroy amulet, once and for all. She wrecks all of them except Puppet Master, Golden Freddy and Nightmare Chica. Then, Five Nights has been searching ever since, looking for her or her relatives.

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Game Time By Philip, age 7

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