Shrek: The Twinkie Heist By Arwell Elfys, age “21”
Seven years ago, a man stole 10,752 Twinkies and rode away on a donkey. He sold the Twinkies for $1 a stack. The police are still trying to identify this mysterious man to this day. Present day... The man who stole the Twinkies was of course Shrek, and now he is running low on his Twinkie supply. Shrek decides it’s time for another Twinkie heist. He gets his friend Donkey and they go on another heist. Shrek’s plan is that Donkey is the getaway driver and Shrek will grab as many Twinkies as he can. Shrek gets on Donkey’s back and drives to the Twinkie factory. When they get there, Donkey stays outside and Shrek goes inside. In the factory, he sees about 10,000,000 Twinkies. He grabs as much as he can and RUNS! He gets on Donkey and tells him to go as fast as he can. Soon, they are speeding on
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